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Speaker 1: You confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take better.

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Speaker 1: El Arm mouse speak text to seven eighty five ninety

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Speaker 1: two says, my girlfriend puts on an unholy amount of

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Speaker 1: lip bomb.

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Speaker 3: I hate how it feels when we kiss. I have

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Speaker 3: to immediately wipe the lip bomb off me, and I

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Speaker 3: feel so guilty, like I'm wiping away her love.

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Speaker 4: Tell her you're rubbing it in just the.

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Speaker 3: Mental image of oh god, I'm so sticky. But on

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Speaker 3: this segment, we'll wipe away your identity temporarily so that

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Speaker 3: you can confess your secrets to us while using as

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Speaker 3: much lip bomb and as much tongue as you want.

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Speaker 3: And we have a woman who's chosen to go by

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Speaker 3: Patricia as her fake name today. So Patricia, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like sticky lips if you ask me.

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Speaker 3: I like the sound of it. A voice changer is on.

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Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 3: your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I dated this guy named Ray for a while.

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Speaker 4: Oh we're just gonna name him, are you? I mean,

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Speaker 4: like you're going to hide your identity but not his?

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Speaker 4: Well too late now, okay, you and are dating.

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Speaker 2: And he turned out to be a complete selfish joke.

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Speaker 3: No, never, what next boyfriend?

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Speaker 4: I've never dated one of those.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: So I broke up with them, and it was not

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Speaker 2: the smoothest breakup. Okay, it actually sucks. So the next weekend,

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Speaker 2: my closest girlfriends wanted to support me and cheer me up,

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Speaker 2: you know, and they took me out to the bars

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Speaker 2: for a newly single girl's night.

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Speaker 4: That too, And they were probably celebrating because they probably

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Speaker 4: also hated your ex boyfriend. I just never told you

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Speaker 4: to your face.

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Speaker 2: Right, it all comes out after you break up. They're like,

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Speaker 2: I never liked him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta be careful to make sure that they

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Speaker 4: don't get back together.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know, that's also all word when the girls

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Speaker 3: night out is at the same bar that the boys'

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Speaker 3: night out, and you have like rival nights out, but

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Speaker 3: they re meet again and just redate again. Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: just hook up right on the dance floor.

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Speaker 2: That would have been horrendous. So we were drinking and

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Speaker 2: dancing and having fun, and we were being totally petty,

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Speaker 2: I admit. We were filming videos of ourselves, like taking

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Speaker 2: shots and cheers ing and saying screw you alay and

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Speaker 2: like all that kind of yeah, that's what you do. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Well we posted a bunch of those videos on my

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Speaker 2: Insta stories. Okay, someone's going through it. We wanted ready

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Speaker 2: to see them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you wanted him to see them, but yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well I just fair. So next morning, I

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Speaker 2: wake up back at my place. I go outside and

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Speaker 2: I see that my car windshield is completely smashed in,

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Speaker 2: like crazy smashed it.

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Speaker 4: Please tell me it's random and it's not ray or

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Speaker 4: did you buy it that way district?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's oh my god. Yes, And my first thought

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Speaker 2: was like, of course there was my boyfriend who I

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Speaker 2: was basically charging all night long.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that would be your first thought for sure.

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Speaker 2: But that's what I completely assumed right away. So I'm

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Speaker 2: calling my friends. I'm telling them what happened. They're all like,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, girl, you need to call the cops.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I called the police and they came to my

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Speaker 2: house and they examined my car and they asked me

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Speaker 2: if I have any you know, like cameras in my

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Speaker 2: house or security systems. I didn't. I told them I didn't,

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Speaker 2: So they asked if any of my neighbors had cameras,

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Speaker 2: and it turns out right across the street, my neighbor

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Speaker 2: had a ring doorbell.

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Speaker 3: Always catch stuff that's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Could you see who it was in the video?

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Speaker 2: Well, the cops went got the footage from it, and

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Speaker 2: when they reviewed it. Oh, the video shows at around

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Speaker 2: three thirty in the morning, me coming home in an uber.

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Speaker 2: I start walking to my door and then I drunkenly

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Speaker 2: climb on top of my car and start stomping on

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Speaker 2: it with my shoes. You wait until it promally breaks.

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Speaker 4: When you were drunk, you broke in your own car window.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't never do it. Is said, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: I want to come on you.

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Speaker 4: You don't really get cut from that type of glass together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know why you did that.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea why I did it. I didn't

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Speaker 2: even realize I was strong enough to do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's probably like, oh my god, I want some

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Speaker 3: jack in the box right now, I can't.

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Speaker 4: Get in my car. Did you press charges on yourself? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. So it wasn't your boyfriend, it was you.

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Speaker 1: It was me.

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Speaker 3: What did you tell your friends now? Because you've already

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Speaker 3: told them all like he's a jerk, he did this? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: my god, did you have to tell them?

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Speaker 2: You have to? It's funny. I have not told my

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Speaker 2: girlfriends the true.

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Speaker 4: And they bring it up all the time. Remember Psycho

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Speaker 4: Ray Ye, You're like, yeah, he was crazy.

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Speaker 2: You know. I'm proud you didn't rage text him before

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Speaker 2: you got the footage.

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Speaker 4: That was the most embarrassing that actually is. I just

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Speaker 4: can't imagine the end of that meeting with the cops.

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Speaker 2: Can I just tell you they were basically laughing at me. Yeah, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I can't. I can't even believe I'm telling you guys.

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad my voice is changed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, case closet the mystery. Next time you have

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Speaker 3: a girl's night out, maybe have one of your girlfriends

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Speaker 3: walk you back to your door, ye, make sure, or park.

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Speaker 4: Your car around the corner so it's nowhere.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for confessing, Patricia and text in the seven eight

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Speaker 3: five nine two. If you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 3: holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 3: and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's

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Speaker 3: coming up.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning