Speaker 1: Frooking jewels. Second date. The girl who's on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today says that her date
Speaker 1: ended in quote a triple kiss, an interesting way to
Speaker 1: end a date. I'm thinking of three places on my
Speaker 1: body I would like to have kissed right now, and
Speaker 1: let me tell you that happened on a first date
Speaker 1: with me. It would not end there. I don't think, Kristen,
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you good? So your date
Speaker 1: did it in a triple kiss. Normally, when I think
Speaker 1: of a triple kiss, I think it's like three people.
Speaker 1: So I'm envisioning you and the guy that you went
Speaker 1: out with and the waiter all making out at the
Speaker 1: end of your date. Is that what happened? Um? No,
Speaker 1: I just mend a pack on each cheek and then
Speaker 1: on the lid. Oh, that's all the triple kisses. That's misleading, really, actually, Christin,
Speaker 1: that's really boring compared to what I was thinking. Reason no,
Speaker 1: not at all. Actually, can we restart this? And then
Speaker 1: you say it's the waiter in him and you guys,
Speaker 1: even if it's not true, even if it's not true,
Speaker 1: just for me, I think it would be more exciting
Speaker 1: if we could do that. Is that all right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. Okay. So the date ended
Speaker 1: with him kissing you on the cheek twice and then
Speaker 1: on the lips. Yeah, you gotta kiss. At the end
Speaker 1: of the date, it sounds like everything went well. Why
Speaker 1: do you think he's not calling you back? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I met him at yoga, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm always skeptical of guys coming up to me in yoga,
Speaker 1: but he seemed really nice, and so I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: what made you say yes to this one? Um, he
Speaker 1: just really seems like a yogi you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like the guys are there and they just look so
Speaker 1: awkward and that they're like really only there for the view.
Speaker 1: But he seemed like he really was into it, and
Speaker 1: he seems to like me, you know, genuinely wanted to
Speaker 1: go out to dinner, like it didn't seem fleezy like
Speaker 1: it could be. And how did the date go with him?
Speaker 1: It looked really well. We had a great dinner. We
Speaker 1: have a lot in common. I feel like, like I
Speaker 1: was talking about TV shows, Um, I mean I definitely
Speaker 1: have like shows I watch on Netflix or whatever, and
Speaker 1: so I just wanted to know, like, what does he
Speaker 1: like and turns out he doesn't have cable? What a loser? Oh?
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, how do you even want to call
Speaker 1: this guy back? Oh? I mean I feel like that's
Speaker 1: where maybe I made a mistake. Why was he like
Speaker 1: one of those snotty people who thinks that he's better
Speaker 1: than you because there doesn't watch much TV? No. I
Speaker 1: mean like he said, like, oh, cable's too expensive. So
Speaker 1: I tried to make a joke and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's because you're poor, and I can understand that. Did
Speaker 1: Did he get your joke? Oh my gosh, Like he
Speaker 1: just got really quiet, yeah, man, really uncomfortable. I felt
Speaker 1: like I really offended him. And I was just joking.
Speaker 1: Did your back pedal after you said it? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it was just a joke. I didn't mean to actually
Speaker 1: ask if you were poor. Obviously, like I apologized and
Speaker 1: said I was only joking, and you know, I just
Speaker 1: could see on his face that he seemed to understand.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I just feel like he
Speaker 1: got his feelings. But you did with the Bill cub
Speaker 1: You also said, oh, let me get this, and I
Speaker 1: know you're in tough times right now. No, Oh, my god,
Speaker 1: it must not have gone too bad. I mean he
Speaker 1: kissed you at the end of the date, and a
Speaker 1: triple kiss. No that I mean, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean he kissed me on both cheeks and on
Speaker 1: the lips. But it was really, you know, sort of
Speaker 1: a fast goodbye, so I don't know, passion, like an
Speaker 1: Italian man saying hello to another Italian man. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: more what it felt like. Yeah, I mean, it was
Speaker 1: kind of like that. It was kind of weird. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, that's not sound sexy at all. So you
Speaker 1: think the only reason he's not calling you back is
Speaker 1: because you called him poor. I was kidding, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: But is that accurate? Yes, that's accurate. All right, But
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like that. I just want him
Speaker 1: to know that I was kidding. Okay, well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call him and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, right, thanks guys, brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Second update. I like the girl who's on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update today because she's
Speaker 1: a risk taker. It's a big risk that you when
Speaker 1: you decide whether you should tell the person you're on
Speaker 1: a first date with that they're poor or not on
Speaker 1: a first date, and she took that risk and went
Speaker 1: for it, and unfortunately now she's not getting a call back.
Speaker 1: But I like that you were willing to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was just kidding. If you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for the second date update, Kristen was out
Speaker 1: with her date, who she met at a yoga class.
Speaker 1: They're having a good time. At some point they brought
Speaker 1: up TV watching and how she likes Netflix and Hulu
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and he said that he doesn't
Speaker 1: have internet or TV at her house and her response was,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what are you poor? She was joking,
Speaker 1: but he didn't realize it was a joke, and that's
Speaker 1: the reason that she thinks she's not getting a call back.
Speaker 1: Are you about ready to get him on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out why he's not calling you back? Kristen, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm dying to find out. You still want to talk
Speaker 1: to him, even if he's that bad at taking jokes. Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to clear the air and make sure
Speaker 1: that he's not holding something against me, some sort of grudge,
Speaker 1: and you will date him if he's poor, is what
Speaker 1: you're saying. I don't think that there is I mean
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a pause there. You were like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll find out just how poor. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doubt the phone of her right now and
Speaker 1: get him on the phone. You're ready, Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Marshall please? Yeah, sim Hey Marshall,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. No way, Yes, how are you? I'm fine?
Speaker 1: What's what's going on? Well? I'm calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners emailed us about you and asked me
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone. Really. Yes, her name
Speaker 1: is Kristen. You guys recently went out on a date
Speaker 1: and since then you haven't been calling her, texting her
Speaker 1: back or anything, and she's wondering if she did something wrong,
Speaker 1: and she asked you to call me. Yes, it's a
Speaker 1: segment we do on our show called the secon Can
Speaker 1: Date Update. If somebody doesn't get a call back from
Speaker 1: someone they went out on a date with, they asked
Speaker 1: us to get that person on the phone and ask why.
Speaker 1: So now I'm asking you the question why. Well, if
Speaker 1: you must know during the dates, something that probably should
Speaker 1: have been said wasn't said something that should have been
Speaker 1: said wasn't said, like take me back to your place,
Speaker 1: because I always look, dude, I get really frustrated when
Speaker 1: girls don't say that when I'm out with them on dates. No, no,
Speaker 1: not that. But what was it then? Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: walking back to her car, and everything up to that
Speaker 1: point was pretty nice. I guess. You know, we had
Speaker 1: a couple of awkward moments, but it was okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us about the part where she called you poor.
Speaker 1: Really oh yeah, see when we talked, we talked to
Speaker 1: everybody who wants to do these phone calls. We talked
Speaker 1: to her, and she thought the reason you weren't calling
Speaker 1: her back was because of that poorly timed joke. And
Speaker 1: I used the word poor, I guess. But that joke
Speaker 1: where she called you poor, No, I mean, honestly, I
Speaker 1: thought it was a little funny. Okay, So it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: It was whatever she wants that all right? So what
Speaker 1: should she have said then? She? Okay, not once, not
Speaker 1: once through the whole night does she say thanks. She
Speaker 1: doesn't say thank you. Yeah, I take her to a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant. I pay for the meal. Even after she
Speaker 1: makes a joke about me being poor. I take the meal,
Speaker 1: so nice dinner. I'm walking here to her car, and
Speaker 1: you know, I give her a kiss and she doesn't
Speaker 1: say anything. There's like no reciprocation. Did you want to
Speaker 1: thanks for the kiss too, or just for dinner? No, well,
Speaker 1: for dinner obviously, okay, because I always like girls to
Speaker 1: thank you for dinner and for the kiss. But I
Speaker 1: do understand where you're coming from. She didn't thank you
Speaker 1: at all. That'd be pretty rad. Did she even do
Speaker 1: the you know where girls kind of graciously reach for
Speaker 1: their purse to grab it like I'm gonna paid half,
Speaker 1: and then you're like no, I think she was expecting
Speaker 1: me to do it, and I was fine with doing it,
Speaker 1: but I want a little thanks afterwards, you know. Let's
Speaker 1: unders I went through the effort. Why can't you do
Speaker 1: that little thing? So you just feel like you treated
Speaker 1: you a really nice time and she was ungrateful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I didn't call her back because I don't really
Speaker 1: want to be with someone who's not going to be
Speaker 1: as thoughtful as I am with them. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: blame you on that. I wonder if she was thankful
Speaker 1: at all, don't you? Well, I assume she wasn't. Well,
Speaker 1: we should ask her because she's actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not Jesus Kristen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I didn't even realize, Marshall. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. Are you being facetious,
Speaker 1: because that's kind of what it sounds like. I'm no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying thank you. I had it dad her. I
Speaker 1: really didn't realize that I didn't thank you. Well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but you know where I come from. It's just, you know,
Speaker 1: those are the kinds of polite niceties that you you
Speaker 1: exchanged with somebody. Listen. I just I guess I just
Speaker 1: space that night. I don't know. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: I really do appreciate it, and I just hope that
Speaker 1: you can forgive me. Well, look, you know, thank you
Speaker 1: for saying that. I guess, but really it's too a
Speaker 1: little too late, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I
Speaker 1: don't have time to go through this with somebody. I
Speaker 1: I want somebody who's going to be that thoughtful, forward
Speaker 1: thinking person. I am a thoughtful person. I don't understand
Speaker 1: what the big deal is. I'm sorry. Well, if you
Speaker 1: can't understand what the big deal is. I think that
Speaker 1: speaks to something about you down. You paid with a
Speaker 1: gift certificate, for crying out, I don't even pay cash
Speaker 1: or credit card or nothing. It's not even like it
Speaker 1: was your money. For well, it with my money because
Speaker 1: I received it on my birthday from somebody who gave me.
Speaker 1: All right, hey you guys, one second, So Marshall, did
Speaker 1: you really pay with a gift certificate? Yes? I paid
Speaker 1: with a gift certificate, but that has no bearing on
Speaker 1: this situation. And I could have used that gift certificate
Speaker 1: in any other thing that I wanted to pay for,
Speaker 1: but I chose to use it for our dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm not ripping on you for that at all, Kristen.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you. Did you not say thank you because
Speaker 1: you noticed that it was a gift certificate and not
Speaker 1: his actual money. No, I'm just saying that right now
Speaker 1: because he's pissing me the off. I mean, don't you
Speaker 1: think you're beat a little bit too hard nosed on
Speaker 1: this thank you thing? Yeah? Maybe, but I don't see that.
Speaker 1: You know, this is ridiculous. I've never heard of anyone
Speaker 1: getting so hung up on thank you this one time. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: first it's this one time, and then you know, in
Speaker 1: a relationship, then it's become for getting birthdays or not
Speaker 1: really caring about birthdays, anniversary that you don't really give
Speaker 1: a crap about. Wow, it sounds like you have a
Speaker 1: lot of bagga. No, it's not about baggage. It's about
Speaker 1: having common courtesy for your fellow human beings. It's very
Speaker 1: simple and speaking of common courtesy, and I hope that
Speaker 1: you will say thank you after this. Marshall, I would
Speaker 1: love to send you guys out on a second date.
Speaker 1: Would you go out with Kristen again? I'll pay for it. No,
Speaker 1: you don't even need to ask him, because I am
Speaker 1: not going out Kristen. Listen, you know nothing about manners
Speaker 1: I do. It's rude not to at least ask. So
Speaker 1: I'm asking Marshall if he'll go out with you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. No, I would not like to go on
Speaker 1: on another date with her. And I would like to
Speaker 1: thank Kristin for losing the number that I gave her.
Speaker 1: He'll come and go ahead and lose my yoga class
Speaker 1: and find another one. It's it's not your yoga class, Kristen,
Speaker 1: my friend, and you don't get to common anymore. You
Speaker 1: can't do that, Yes I can, and you are banned
Speaker 1: from a yoga class forever. Guys, Wow, Kristen, you lost
Speaker 1: a potential second date, and Marshall, you've lost your privileges
Speaker 1: to do yoga at her yoga studio. I don't care
Speaker 1: what she says until showing up to that class broken
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning.