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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Speak TEXTA seven eight five nine two says I once

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Speaker 2: offered to help a lost child to find her mom.

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Speaker 3: The girl freaked out and started screaming. Everyone stared. Turns

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Speaker 3: out her mom was standing two feet behind me.

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Speaker 4: Don't don't take the child from her.

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Speaker 2: We've all done stupid things that have made a child

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Speaker 2: to cry before, but the worst time to do something

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Speaker 2: dumb is during Valentine season.

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Speaker 3: And today we've.

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Speaker 2: Got a special Valentine's Day confession from a guy who

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Speaker 2: wants to use the fake name Glenn.

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Speaker 3: So Glenn, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, Glen, I love this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna be like a broken

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Speaker 1: heart on Valentine's Day or just something really funny.

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Speaker 2: Why are smiling? I hope it's absolutely tramp Well, voice

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Speaker 2: changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Glenn. Whenever

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Speaker 2: you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I want to preface this with I've never really

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Speaker 1: been that great at gift giving, especially Valentine's Day. I'm

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Speaker 1: like the chocolate roses guy.

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Speaker 4: Got you just go with like, what's normal.

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Speaker 3: Let's not.

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Speaker 4: It's actually rare for a guy to be creative and romantic.

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Speaker 4: So that's okay, But you're doing something, yea, the effort,

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Speaker 4: that's what shows cool.

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Speaker 3: Cool, because now I'm really going to let you down

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Speaker 3: with what I did.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Yeah, all right, So there's this one

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Speaker 1: year where I completely forgot to get my girlfriend at

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Speaker 1: the time a gift.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, is this one of those times where the

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Speaker 2: girls are like, no, let's not.

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Speaker 3: Do anything for Valentine, me anything?

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Speaker 2: And then she's like, well, when I said don't give

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Speaker 2: me anything I didn't need, doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 4: I just mean an SUV instead of a limo. Yeah, fine,

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Speaker 4: that's all I meant.

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Speaker 3: There's a car. That type of situation.

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Speaker 1: I kind of wish it was. Okay, we had done

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Speaker 1: that a couple of times, but this one was not

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Speaker 1: one of those years.

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Speaker 4: All Right, you just actually messed up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 1: Yes, she's over at the place, and of course she

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Speaker 1: gives me this awesome, amazing gift. It's this beautiful handcrafted

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Speaker 1: watch and just very sweet.

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Speaker 4: She drops some money and thought, wow, what is it

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Speaker 4: like when you know in the back of your head

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Speaker 4: you have enough to get back to her, and you're

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Speaker 4: opening this beautiful president.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of like coming over a ridgeline and seeing

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Speaker 1: a bunch of hungry lions. Ready, Oh, the one moment.

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Speaker 4: Where the nice of the president is the worst the situation.

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Speaker 3: So what happens?

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Speaker 1: She says, of word, did you get anything from me?

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Speaker 1: And I say, it's just in my room. Let me

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Speaker 1: go get it.

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Speaker 4: So big that I had to hide it back there.

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Speaker 1: I go swiftly into panic mode. Yeah, I just start

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Speaker 1: going through every single thing in my room looking for

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Speaker 1: anything that I could sort of pass off as a

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Speaker 1: gift or like, I don't know, Oh.

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Speaker 4: My god, a panic At this point, I feel like

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Speaker 4: you should just be like, oh my god, I forgot

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Speaker 4: it at work.

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Speaker 1: Really, I'm thinking, like, book a trip real quick on

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Speaker 1: your phone, and.

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Speaker 3: I like, forgotten about being someone a gift before.

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Speaker 4: Clearly, Hey you got a.

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Speaker 3: Last airlines give card email.

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Speaker 2: To you right now, just don't has long delay on

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Speaker 2: the processing.

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Speaker 3: That's what it was.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to show you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you find something?

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Speaker 1: It really would have been helpful to have you guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm rifling through and I find this old recipe book.

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Speaker 1: What it's a bunch of handwritten recipes in it, and

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend loves to cook. She's very passionate about food.

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Speaker 1: So I come out with the book and I tell her,

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Speaker 1: this is my grandmother's family recipe.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, actually a little too much in my opinion. Family,

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Speaker 4: How are you going to get that?

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Speaker 3: That sounds like he wasn't using it. What was your

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Speaker 3: girlfriend's reaction?

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Speaker 1: She was super surprised. She started to cheer up.

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Speaker 3: My god, you had it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So here's the thing. Okay, the book was

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Speaker 1: not from my grandmother. It was actually my ex girlfriend. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He left it at my place after we broke out.

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Speaker 2: He gave your current girlfriend run your ex girlfriend's recipe.

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Speaker 4: She knew.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, so poured a little bit that girlfriend would

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Speaker 1: eventually become my now wife.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, she can't cook with grandma. She's like showing

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Speaker 2: up to family events like, this is your grandmother's potato salad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so that grandma's famous chicken pop p eye

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Speaker 1: recipe is actually ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're lucky you haven't been outed by

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Speaker 2: your family.

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Speaker 1: I feel real guilty Whenever she goes through the book

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Speaker 1: and she says, oh my gosh, Like, look at your

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Speaker 1: grandma's handwriting. It's so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: She puts little hearts over all the eyes where she

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Speaker 2: can't write curses.

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Speaker 3: This is one where I don't like you say anything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just pray that no one yeah wheels on

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Speaker 4: you and everything works out.

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Speaker 2: Because I think she'd still be mad, yeah even after marriage.

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Speaker 4: That because she's now been working off the recipes. She's

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Speaker 4: been trying them and adapting them and perfecting them. She's

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Speaker 4: made Jennifer's pop pie for the last time. Not Gramma Hazels.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. That must make Valentine's pretty awkward for you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just hope it will keep fading out with time.

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Speaker 1: Things in the Karma bank somewhere.

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Speaker 4: What are you supposed to do? Buyer a new one?

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, so you have something planned out already for

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Speaker 2: this Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 1: Right? Oh, I've got them planned out for the next decade. Bro.

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Speaker 3: We'll text in the seven, eight, five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeff Free in the morning