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Speaker 1: Who the dogs out? Who dogs hut? What's the rest

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Speaker 1: of that so on? I don't know, nobody knows.

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Speaker 2: I just found out the guy that I hooked up

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Speaker 2: with is in a relationship and cheating on his girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. I'm going to gather evidence and tell her everything.

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Speaker 2: Am I the asshole man?

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Speaker 3: There's there's too many bowl cops out here. Yeah, just

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Speaker 3: squirting and seamen everywhere. I know, you know, he'd be castrated.

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Speaker 1: They wow, was it ready for that one?

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Speaker 2: Cut him off? Cut him off? Maybe chastity belts belt

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Speaker 2: put a lock on it, which honestly, our producer needs

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Speaker 2: right now because Riley is as two dates with two

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Speaker 2: different women. He's just getting way too much actions and

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Speaker 2: talking him about protection. But he's like, no, I only

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Speaker 2: go one way.

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Speaker 1: And that's raw dog.

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Speaker 2: That's true how they do it in the South, yep.

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Speaker 2: And that's why they have cultural It's cultural. It's he says,

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Speaker 2: like I like, and that's what he is telling his girls, like, hey, like,

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Speaker 2: I can't do this. It's a culture thing.

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Speaker 1: It's my culture. Culture thing.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, like you don't eat pork and

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Speaker 2: certain religions. I don't put anything on my pork when

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Speaker 2: I'm poorking exactly. Yeah, can't do it, can't do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's right. Yeah, there he is. For privacy reasons, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to use other names in this wild ride. In

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Speaker 2: the past few months, I'm twenty three female, was using

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Speaker 2: Tinder and I found this really cool guy, Riley, who

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Speaker 2: was kidding us Chris twenty three male. Riley, how old

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Speaker 2: are you about?

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Speaker 1: Twenty three?

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Speaker 2: Boom boom? Maybe the real name is Riley, the fake

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Speaker 2: name is Chris.

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Speaker 1: That's correct. On there.

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Speaker 2: Back in October, we both matchined the conversation was going

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Speaker 2: well and it clicked well. We never decided to make

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Speaker 2: it a relationship because we both wanted friends with benefits,

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Speaker 2: which is what Riley wants to That's true. We talk

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Speaker 2: about other people we found on Tinder, and even had

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Speaker 2: of thing. Wow, two girls at once.

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Speaker 1: My boy loves a bargain, he says, he does.

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Speaker 2: He love the which I decided to do some snooping

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Speaker 2: on Facebook and saw he was in a relationship with

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Speaker 2: a girl named Lily twenty four female. Of course, Riley,

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Speaker 2: how could you wow? Wow, Wait, the name of your

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Speaker 2: date is Lily Wow, Riley, How could you, Riley?

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Speaker 1: How you distrusted me? How could you.

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Speaker 2: And raw and raw without protection? Are you going to

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Speaker 2: pay child support? Oh yeah, I can't track.

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Speaker 3: No child support laws and baby extradition of this.

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Speaker 2: I asked him about it and he said they broke

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Speaker 2: up a month ago. He then changes his status to single,

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Speaker 2: Which is that? I mean that actually.

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Speaker 1: Tracks change the status a signal?

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Speaker 1: Single?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like I've i'ven't fucking changed my place

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Speaker 2: of work on Facebook since my first job. You still

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Speaker 2: work at jump Cut. I still work at jump Cut.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna like Bobby's Shakeshack. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I never worked at a shake shack.

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Speaker 2: But I actually I wonder if my no, my relationship

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Speaker 2: No relationships, no relationship anyway, So I thought nothing of it.

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Speaker 2: Mistake number one, which I actually think is not a mistake.

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Speaker 2: I would think nothing of it too, oh Facebook. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But the weird thing is the start date was back

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Speaker 3: So he he was seeing this girl so while they

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Speaker 2: Then, so when they were hooking up, she went to

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Speaker 2: So like like they've been dating for four years or something,

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Speaker 2: She's beent like, oh my god, I'm so happy to

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Speaker 3: But we'ren't weren't basically not one hundred percent sure if

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Speaker 2: We are we're sure he stopped dating, Okay, right, right,

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Speaker 3: Start from scratch. For the Chris, Chris and his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's fine. I'm trying to understand his like, relationship timeline.

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Speaker 2: He was definitely dating this girl, Lily, definitely not dating.

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Speaker 2: Then then Opie and Chris are hooking up. Op Is

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Speaker 2: Like, I broke up with her a month ago, changes

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Speaker 3: So you're saying that he might have just like flipped

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Speaker 2: He did not adjust for the break, But I'm saying

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Speaker 2: announting for like meet in the middle. That can't happen, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: for sure, And it has happened. Yes, happened to me.

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Speaker 2: I was the meet in the middle.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there we go.

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Speaker 2: Her name was.

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Speaker 1: Sam Nice, Sam fucking Sam. Yeah, Sam squared serious, shouldn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just screaming my own name.

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Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah, it works out well, all right.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind I thought they broke up, and he

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Speaker 2: messing around. So I try a messaging Lily on Facebook.

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Speaker 2: I found her because she is linked in the relationship

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Speaker 2: on with Chris. She goes on about trusting him and

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Speaker 2: So my boyfriend and I come up with a plan.

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Speaker 2: So Opie's boyfriend, isn't it now? I guess some good idea.

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Speaker 2: So I decided to continue texting Chris and ask him

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Speaker 2: that's proof enough for me.

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Speaker 2: I continue gathering proof to make sure it was a hookup.

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Speaker 2: All signs point to yes. I tried showing the messages

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Speaker 3: Don't you know when Riley, I mean, Chad is doing

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Speaker 2: It's not what you think. He's cheating on you.

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Speaker 2: He's a dirty dog. So the plan was set. I'd

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Speaker 2: he's been together with Lily.

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Speaker 1: Mmmm, I see Ooh, it's a sting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sting operation. So after I get my evidence,

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Speaker 2: I text Lily to come in so it's like a

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Speaker 2: Chris Hansen situation.

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: Do you know why you're here?

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Speaker 1: I thought was getting pizza.

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Speaker 2: Q Chris being shocked, and then I walk out with

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Speaker 2: not that he has one more chance, Lily. Lily, when

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Speaker 2: and lying that he's done to you. She says, well,

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Speaker 2: Chris texts me and says, I can't believe you did this.

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Speaker 2: You are unbelievable. So my question is am I the

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Speaker 2: asshole for exposing this guy as a cheater? And there

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Speaker 2: He said I was a piece of shit, but at

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Speaker 2: least I'm not the reason my faith in humanity is lost.

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Speaker 2: So I told him to grow up. He was the

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Speaker 2: can't put the blame on someone else, buddy, but it'll

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Speaker 1: Not at all.

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Speaker 3: This was a one of those scenarios where you're like

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Speaker 1: This is someone who.

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Speaker 3: Was allready cheating, and you are exposing the cheat.

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Speaker 2: this was the cheating ish behavior was already happening, already happening,

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Speaker 2: and she was just gathering evidence.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: So you don't don't hate the player, hate the game.

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Speaker 3: We're actually don't hate the game. Hate the player.

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Speaker 2: Hate that player. Imprison him, cut off his balls, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: should be testicless, that's right, No test He's Riley, no testy.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: We got to put this one to sleep. We gotta

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Speaker 1: She seems to be very.

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Speaker 2: Bubbly. Okay, we'll see soon. The husband's mad. We didn't

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Speaker 2: They're busy. Now he's doing the unthinkable.

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Speaker 3: I mean they were busy, they were busy, they had

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many things you could do instead

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Speaker 3: go on a walk. Two buy a new pair of slacks.

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Speaker 3: Birkenstocks and slacks, the same trick. Yeah, yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's.

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Speaker 2: Countless things that I would rather do than watch your

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Speaker 2: toddy bedridden button blessing. Ugh, you piss baby, you call

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Speaker 1: Disgusting.

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Speaker 2: My husband and I have been together for four years.

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Speaker 2: I have two kids, seventeen male and nineteen female, and

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Speaker 3: I mean, look hanging out with the boys, hitting the books.

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Speaker 3: These are important activities.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't say take care of my brother?

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Speaker 1: What if? What if? You know I fail a pop quiz.

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Speaker 2: It's a game over.

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Speaker 1: Toddlers don't have harp quizzes exactly.

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Speaker 2: You're not getting it, Dad. Do you want me to

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Speaker 1: I mean, think about it.

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Speaker 3: A toddler, You can walk, it can probably reach random things.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's let's make it simple. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: he's not going to cause any trouble done. That's can

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Speaker 3: we not automate?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Is that not? It's twenty twenty two almost twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty three.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I you know I'm running for president twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: three on put all toddlers and Gerbil balls.

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Speaker 1: That you know what a platform?

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Speaker 2: He wow?

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Speaker 1: Okay, some insider info, all right.

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Speaker 2: I was at the restaurant with my brother meeting his

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Speaker 2: and this is my only chance to meet his girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: the girl is lee literally dying. But but but Sam,

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Speaker 2: this is I love how she phrased that the only

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Speaker 3: Could you not? I mean, if she's out of town,

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Speaker 1: Could you not? Like?

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Speaker 2: And how far out of town is she? Like, Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: she's like an hour away. I have to go from

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Like this is beyond, Like this might be the only

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Speaker 1: Like watch the kids us, he can take care of it.

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Speaker 2: He yelled some more and told us he was canceling

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Speaker 2: the family holiday trip for Christmas this year. The two

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Speaker 2: and he's sang good riddance, see you at it. My

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Speaker 2: That's why I went to see my brother at the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: The kids aren't used to watching their brother when neither

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Speaker 2: If they're seventeen and nineteen and can't watch a kid.

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Speaker 1: Sam, they're not used to it. Okay, they have to.

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Speaker 3: Freaking go here to it. What if them is nineteen,

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Speaker 3: they have to go through trading. Okay, they have to ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: They have to first do like ten course see press

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Speaker 1: So that way, you know, they can.

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Speaker 2: Anything goes wrong, parents can like pairsale in and make

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Speaker 1: Build up those reps. You know what I mean. It's

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Speaker 2: Useless kids. You know, back in the old days used

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Speaker 2: the new kids. They would you know, tell you about

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Speaker 2: the automobile. And now these classic activities, these.

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Speaker 3: Useless kids not knowing any automobile facts. No shit, get

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Speaker 3: out of my face, old babysitter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have an issue with babies, like babysitting babies, but.

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Speaker 1: You own babies. Babies, babysitting babies. Is there something there?

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's something, there's something there, there's something. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is ridiculous. These these kids are a bunch of

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Speaker 2: pieces of poop.

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Speaker 1: That's not good.