Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is poog,
Speaker 1: an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive fends.
Speaker 2: Two untamable intellects.
Speaker 3: This is our hobby, This is our hell, This is
Speaker 3: our naked desire for free products. This is poog. Today's
Speaker 3: topics listly.
Speaker 1: Speaking, book, hospital, a wooden bowl, and a dead rat.
Speaker 3: Hullo. Hi, Hey, hey, how are you. I'm not good? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm fine. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I'm f I N E B A D B A
Speaker 1: fine bad Yeah, fine bad, Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Mental mental, uh.
Speaker 1: I mean you know, like there used to be these
Speaker 1: visions of like the future how it was all gonna
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 3: Be fluck out.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, no, no, sorry, it was all gonna be
Speaker 1: fucked like, you know, like the future like like like
Speaker 1: this kind of like we're all gonna be on our
Speaker 1: phones and everything's gonna be made of plastic, like and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be toxic, and like it's gonna be fluorescent
Speaker 1: lights in our eyes at night and the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and like we're all just gonna be whatever.
Speaker 2: And I think it's here that hell, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it's here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like like I think we're all living like a
Speaker 1: variety of experiments that they do on rats where they go,
Speaker 1: look this light focks them up.
Speaker 3: Oh look this like at the at.
Speaker 1: The height of even you know, like you're living well,
Speaker 1: you're living well, You're fucked, nothing.
Speaker 3: To complain about.
Speaker 4: And and I was just doing almost it kind of helps.
Speaker 5: Just now.
Speaker 4: I was performatively stomping around the house, like doing my
Speaker 4: heel strike really hard on the floor. Stomp stomp, stump, stomp, stomp,
Speaker 4: a heel strike. Feel it's kind of good.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm it's good.
Speaker 4: I'm medicating right now with a good spirit French exhale
Speaker 4: hemp Valerian root.
Speaker 3: And you're supposed to drink this before bed. It's noon.
Speaker 3: How'd you get that?
Speaker 4: I like, it's noon, and it's it's I'm by the
Speaker 4: way already. Okay, I have two things to say. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna heal through errands today. I saw a meme like
Speaker 4: six years ago that was like through erin errans. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was like I love, like, thank God for the
Speaker 4: days I become myself through running errands or something. And
Speaker 4: I really feel that, and I feel like I'm going
Speaker 4: to go to my.
Speaker 3: Little grocery store.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to the pack the shipping center where
Speaker 4: they know one love me. By the way, community is
Speaker 4: really alive with the shipping center. I went to a
Speaker 4: new shipping center. I'd never been to. Incredible community. God,
Speaker 4: not the one you've been talking about so exactly. I
Speaker 4: drive out of my forgot no, no, I drive out
Speaker 4: of my way to go to the further place right
Speaker 4: and this place was I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Try out the closer place. I felt like I was cheating.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, all right the owl owl owl ow?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 1: My computer dropped and I tried to save it and
Speaker 1: it fell on my finger. But which doesn't sound like anything,
Speaker 1: but it felt.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it helps to say out like just now, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: My partner hugged me and I went, oh, your toothpick
Speaker 4: is like digging into me. And they were like show
Speaker 4: me with their hand, like they had a toothpick in
Speaker 4: their hand. It was like nowhere near my body.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's hurting me. Wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I used to get accused that, like as a little kid,
Speaker 1: like my brother would like go to like punch me
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: It was like I'd say, oh.
Speaker 1: Before of course, like it hit Yeah, of course, but
Speaker 1: that's not so wrong. I'm the chaos of my gear.
Speaker 1: Those who know me, no, my gear ahead, drawers and
Speaker 1: drawers of gear. But I was gonna say, wait, that
Speaker 1: drink you're drinking Good Spirit? Is there any alcohol in it?
Speaker 1: Or is it straight?
Speaker 3: Like, no, you're not good on it.
Speaker 4: It's a non acoka, it's a It's just thirty five
Speaker 4: miligrams of hemp and Valerian good spirits. I've I've talked
Speaker 4: about them before. I drink this once before bed and
Speaker 4: felt like it calmed me down. And I asked, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't think there is that in this, but that
Speaker 4: would be the.
Speaker 3: Correct that's that's in the spirit of this. I have
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 4: I want to say this. I tremendous. I did something today.
Speaker 4: I had two obligations that. By the way, let's talk
Speaker 4: about canceling for a second. You're canceling something seven days out.
Speaker 3: You are good? Okay, I canceled something seven days out.
Speaker 3: You know what I believe about that?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Given my history and depression, Okay, yeah, canceling.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, honey, I'm not talking about it during an event.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about dinner. I'm talking show.
Speaker 2: What are we talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like being on a show we're being
Speaker 3: on or your own show, not my own show. I've
Speaker 3: been canceling.
Speaker 2: Yeah I never wait, so just you started with canceling,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it. Seven day out. You're fine, but
Speaker 2: give us more.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, well, a couple of things actually canceled on a
Speaker 4: hey we should get dinner soon, just kind of came
Speaker 4: out with it ain't happening, like.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, but we should get dinner soon. And
Speaker 1: then there was a date made.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, somebody reached out, let's get like can
Speaker 4: like do you want to get dinner on the books?
Speaker 3: And I basically was like, no, don't cancel. And there's
Speaker 3: a cancel.
Speaker 4: No different different I'm doing being cancelizations because it's.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, what do you do it?
Speaker 4: Because this is a real conundrum in life. Here's a
Speaker 4: lovely person, doll of a person. Okay, yeah, I'm out,
Speaker 4: I run into this person, smile on my face, would
Speaker 4: be throwed the bump into them.
Speaker 3: Of course. Yeah, there is a big difference between and
Speaker 3: we all have like.
Speaker 1: I should say the thing before you before you back
Speaker 1: off it.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Well, no, Well, here's what
Speaker 3: it is like say that. I almost have the urge
Speaker 3: to say you know, I have I have the say whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have the urge to say hey, Like if
Speaker 4: I'd be completely honest, I would say, hey, think nothing
Speaker 4: but the highest things for you, for you, for you.
Speaker 4: There are people in my clothes friend group who I'm
Speaker 4: who I need to you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 4: I'm going to get to them, like I I have
Speaker 4: to go visit my ninety five year old aunt.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It's like, no, no, no, I
Speaker 3: can't this ghost. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't, I could not, I could not. I have
Speaker 1: I want to talk about this for nineteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, men, minimum right, because because I'm feeling it's like, and.
Speaker 1: I'm now feeling, is that not how you've operated in
Speaker 1: the past? Have you just been like I'll.
Speaker 3: Be there, spot, I'll be there to do it great.
Speaker 3: Let do it great?
Speaker 4: Because I am an extrovert, like truly, I get energy
Speaker 4: from those energized by others energize. Is that holding that
Speaker 4: different definition?
Speaker 1: Because that really took hold of that definition about three
Speaker 1: and a half years.
Speaker 3: Ago, about twenty five years ago. I would say, I.
Speaker 1: Think that it's from I mean, like in popular culture,
Speaker 1: and I guess I mean like on Instagram.
Speaker 3: No, I feel like that's been around forever. But you
Speaker 3: know it's been around forever.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying you and me, sure, Oh it's a
Speaker 1: more average population instagram graphics. I feel like years ago
Speaker 1: it hit hard.
Speaker 3: It did hit hard, and it did take hold and
Speaker 3: it does have merit. I'm actually feeling go on.
Speaker 4: I'm I feel like I'm entering, but I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm feeling introverted, so I need to lean into it.
Speaker 4: And then I'm actually like, oh I can't do it
Speaker 4: right now. Oh how fucking interesting. I should quit. This
Speaker 4: is crazy me.
Speaker 3: I'm actually feeling a little introverted. Oh my god, become
Speaker 3: my worst nightmare.
Speaker 4: The cancelation is huge because I think, I but what.
Speaker 1: You're talking about is different than cancelation, and I think
Speaker 1: it's actually even bolder, bolder.
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 1: I deal with this because and so do you, Okay,
Speaker 1: and so does everybody whatever, But with an add okay
Speaker 1: to ask for any time at all, when I live
Speaker 1: a life in which time slips through my fingers. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're constantly I am drowning. Okay, okay, I have like
Speaker 1: I have no time because I cannot hold on to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right, So.
Speaker 1: If someone suggests you know that something be yearly, let's say, right,
Speaker 1: it seems like very low commitment.
Speaker 4: By the way, that's smart. How about this? Can we
Speaker 4: get on a once a year coffee? Right, and it'll
Speaker 4: be our big coffee. By the way, this is actually revolutionary.
Speaker 4: A'mout picture everyone everyone can do us at home. Picture
Speaker 4: someone in your field in your mind, not a close friend,
Speaker 4: not someone estranged, someone that you feel some vague social
Speaker 4: obligation to who you enjoy. I'm going to say, you doo.
Speaker 4: Every our Chober fourth we get coffee that is potentially
Speaker 4: I have nothing my brain. I can't even hold that.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm trying.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm pausing because I think it's funny the
Speaker 1: way you you.
Speaker 3: I thought it was signs in the eyes. I was
Speaker 3: saying it out loud. I fell apart.
Speaker 1: No, No, because what I was actually going to go
Speaker 1: a different way? Cake, Are you heading for this? So
Speaker 1: let's just say it's let's say it's something great. Two days,
Speaker 1: two days out of the year, one weekend, come to
Speaker 1: the lake house. I don't have any friends with us. Whatever,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, but you can imagine. Okay, okay, you go.
Speaker 1: It sounds like nothing to agree to a yearly, right, However,
Speaker 1: let's just call that three days. Okay, three out of
Speaker 1: three sixty five.
Speaker 3: Well, that's but that's a huge commitment. Three days out
Speaker 3: of the year.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Okay, it doesn't sound like a
Speaker 1: big deal. I'm saying one week and away every year,
Speaker 1: come to the lake house.
Speaker 3: I do that with my cousins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's so you have just given up okay,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've chosen to invest up, you've chosen to
Speaker 1: invest Okay, yeah, three out of.
Speaker 3: Three hundred and sixty five okay, of your life right
Speaker 3: to that. It's so. So then you go down. That's
Speaker 3: one out of what we learned last week.
Speaker 1: I'm just one hundred. So that's like one one hundred
Speaker 1: and twentieth or whatever. Okay, so that's almost so now
Speaker 1: we're at one one twentieth. That's almost one one hundredth
Speaker 1: ak one percent, So one percent of your life came.
Speaker 4: But I can take one for totally but for coffee.
Speaker 4: Then you go for coffee. Technically that a day is gone.
Speaker 4: Let's get real, Okay, want to know what the rudest
Speaker 4: way to hang out? I thought this, this would be
Speaker 4: the rudest. Must have not imagined this. Imagine people again
Speaker 4: that in this kind of tear of you hardly kind
Speaker 4: of know them.
Speaker 1: Whatever you like, have an idea already, go on, go on,
Speaker 1: I think this is this is my idea.
Speaker 3: It's my asshole thing. Hey, I will be at X yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 4: I'm taking Saturday all day. Here is the spreadsheet attached
Speaker 4: for thirty five minute catchups.
Speaker 3: I'll be there from noon.
Speaker 1: Agree to five. I've thought about this for business. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I was thinking of this idea. Novak is open for
Speaker 1: meetings Mondays pool side at the Roosevelt Hotel. Okay, all day, Okay,
Speaker 1: you figure out when you're available.
Speaker 3: Fill out the chart.
Speaker 2: Mean it's it's it's lunacy.
Speaker 4: I think it sounds fun too. I do too, and
Speaker 4: I don't even. Somebody was like, yeah, if you I'd
Speaker 4: show up to someone's oh my god. Somebody was like, hey,
Speaker 4: if I wanted to hang out with someone was like, hey,
Speaker 4: do you want to get a drink next week? Actually
Speaker 4: I really can't, but I think you're great you like
Speaker 4: to come to.
Speaker 1: Have I mean, here's my other thought, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: what I do offer people is you know, spontaneous texting.
Speaker 1: Like like I'm and arguably I give up I give
Speaker 1: up fucking five days of my life to just ongoing
Speaker 1: texting a.
Speaker 3: Lot more than that, honey. Yeah, but just like I
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like so then or if someone's you know, well,
Speaker 1: well here's the biggest one. Are you ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I mean, let's get real. The celebration of birthdays as
Speaker 1: an adult. Okay, how many people do you know? It's
Speaker 1: too much? It's every day? Oh yeah, so I kind
Speaker 1: of think like expecting, you know, it to be a
Speaker 1: one out of three sixty five.
Speaker 3: See what I'm saying. It's actually like kind of asking
Speaker 3: a lot to spend.
Speaker 1: Some people have parties every year, right yeah, now birth
Speaker 1: a party is a gift. Well, I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: a music examples. Sometimes sometimes I mean, you know, it depends.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like you know this idea, I just think it's
Speaker 1: funny to shit on the party. But like this idea
Speaker 1: like we fed you, and it's like it's like I
Speaker 1: had food at home. She's a funny angle.
Speaker 4: Now that's really a party. But I got a bill
Speaker 4: for twelve dollars from my thing. It was like a
Speaker 4: weird bill. I thought almost it was a scam. It
Speaker 4: was like twelve dollars for blood work, like twelve dollars,
Speaker 4: but it was real. I looked at it to my doctor.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, and I go, well, guess what.
Speaker 4: I'm never going to pay this. A credit will plummet.
Speaker 4: My life will fall apart because I couldn't physically bring
Speaker 4: myself to go to the website this bill company. I
Speaker 4: want to send them a huge.
Speaker 3: Bouquet roses. You shout out. They did a QR code,
Speaker 3: they go quick pay here, I hover over QR code, boom.
Speaker 3: Apple pay was an option. Are you hearing this? First
Speaker 3: of all, Apple paid double click twelve dollars.
Speaker 4: I go, I go through. They promised us technology would
Speaker 4: help us. They fucking promised us. It's only taken. It
Speaker 4: has only taken. Take me back to fire, and would
Speaker 4: I'd be better off with a wooden dowl and a
Speaker 4: dead rat. I'm saying that because we just had a
Speaker 4: dead rat back with a big woodstick.
Speaker 3: We had to push it. What I meant to say
Speaker 3: was I won't I don't believe technology has helped.
Speaker 4: And I know I know, but it has, and diseases
Speaker 4: and all these was.
Speaker 3: It worth it?
Speaker 4: I don't know, race for the cure and at the
Speaker 4: end of the race, by the way, what's the races
Speaker 4: for the cure for? I should stop talking because it's
Speaker 4: sorry to selling, but what But what I mean is
Speaker 4: that technology has helped?
Speaker 3: What is the cure? What specific disease?
Speaker 4: Why am I saying that just internalizing things phrases?
Speaker 1: I think you were actually trying to I think I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but I think you were trying to say,
Speaker 1: like the moon, like what oh cancer?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, totally okay. So obviously I want cancer and cured.
Speaker 2: But I mean we're not We're not in that realm
Speaker 2: of conversation here.
Speaker 3: Obvious you hear what I'm saying. We're in a different one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we're talking about websites.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about QR codes.
Speaker 4: And finally, this is the first time in my life
Speaker 4: technology has helped me because of a cure, and I
Speaker 4: know that's not true, but I'm just saying this is
Speaker 4: the first time they got it right. Hey, what if
Speaker 4: put a QR code just made it there at the bottom,
Speaker 4: people could just pay like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a lot of them are doing the
Speaker 1: QR codes. My problem though, is that sometimes when you
Speaker 1: when you hit that QR code, all it's done is
Speaker 1: replace the U r L and taking you to a
Speaker 1: website and now sign and now it's passwords.
Speaker 3: Now it's create a password.
Speaker 4: I failed to capture on fucking poshmark and was locked
Speaker 4: out for a day.
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, and I'm sure I've talked to set.
Speaker 1: Don't enjoy them. I fucking hate haunted. I know this
Speaker 1: haunted Highway. Okay, suddenly I'm out and it's the afternoon.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm visiting the site of a former dead
Speaker 1: relatives like car accident death.
Speaker 3: I know there to lay a teddy bear. And it's
Speaker 3: surveillance imagery. It's like weird Google image surveillance.
Speaker 2: Literally difficult.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a motorcycle?
Speaker 2: And I ask, is a part of a handle a motorcycle?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: While the person's on the motorcycle, their legs sort of
Speaker 4: touching it. It's mostly the person, but right exactly I
Speaker 4: actually was relieved. I was relieved yesterday I was. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh God, here we go.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you hit the capture thing or you hit
Speaker 1: the confirming human and that's it. And then sometimes the
Speaker 1: cash thing appears, and then it's like, oh, here we go,
Speaker 1: time to go to the highway. And then oh an underpass,
Speaker 1: Time for an underpass? Yeah, you know, and then and
Speaker 1: then it's like yesterday, it was like penguin and then
Speaker 1: some other animals, and like which one was alike? And
Speaker 1: I started to panic. First of all, it's okay, so
Speaker 1: it's gonna be mammal or am I going looking for
Speaker 1: other penguins? Anyway, it was far superior, So I support
Speaker 1: this move towards animals.
Speaker 3: Off this road. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It just reminds me of of death.
Speaker 4: I texted you last night tempted to beg for Peloton.
Speaker 4: Oh right, I was going to send us a couple
Speaker 4: of bikes. The people are having wild orgasms on their
Speaker 4: Peloton bikes every day.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I don't, just because there's a
Speaker 1: seat between their legs.
Speaker 4: I haven't been on a bike in a minute. Forgot,
Speaker 4: I forgot exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: Forgot that it's not a sex a sex toy. It
Speaker 1: wasn't designed for that. I mean, I think as as
Speaker 1: much as any stool, right fence or any ledge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, instead of peloton ledge as a little ledge send you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little.
Speaker 1: Well my my, the only you know, I mean we've
Speaker 1: talked to this before, but like you know, you chose bike,
Speaker 1: you know, like my issue with with knees, no with
Speaker 1: you know, a soul cycle and all that, and like
Speaker 1: I go in there and it's like, you know, legs
Speaker 1: and it's only really like, oh, I know, we're like
Speaker 1: and it's like if you wanted, if you wanted more
Speaker 1: emotion other than just being a mechanical thing where your
Speaker 1: legs are going along a wheel, which is only going
Speaker 1: to create kind of a to me in my mind,
Speaker 1: a muscular balance.
Speaker 2: We're not we're not designed to just be on a bike, right.
Speaker 1: And then they try to add like hand movements to
Speaker 1: try to bring in the ads and I'm like.
Speaker 3: It's too late. Well, just purely as cardiovascular exercise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to be hunched, though I won't lie.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind one of those recumbent bikes, a recumbent peloton.
Speaker 3: You sort of leaned back. I feel like it would
Speaker 3: be better for the posta. That's fun.
Speaker 2: I used to do that, like in college in the
Speaker 2: gym with a book.
Speaker 4: Wow, had a disappointing bagel today, Imagine that delivering in
Speaker 4: a bagel of locks, cream, cheese, all of it.
Speaker 3: Imagine that and not enjoying it. That was me today.
Speaker 3: I'm bad? What bad? What was bad about it? It
Speaker 3: just wasn't everything bad. It just fucking wasn't good. It
Speaker 3: just fucking wasn't good. Yeah, can you imagine the excitement
Speaker 3: bagel fuck it delivery? Going all out? Did you choose
Speaker 3: a good place.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: At it?
Speaker 4: As I've talked about, as everyone in Los Angeles talks about.
Speaker 4: But it's the fucking truth. Courage of bagels. There's no
Speaker 4: going back once you've eaten that. Every other bagel is
Speaker 4: just like, it's like work to eat courage. Okay, cooking
Speaker 4: the alice and Roman tomato tart tonight.
Speaker 1: Really that's a bold move for someone who's diminished mentally.
Speaker 4: No, I told you is to become myself through cooking
Speaker 4: and errands, right right?
Speaker 3: I mean to just get into my.
Speaker 6: Hands reading anything interesting.
Speaker 1: Nope, I'm back on my Eric mas L books like
Speaker 1: mastering creative anxiety and Ango Blues, Path through Depression and
Speaker 1: so on.
Speaker 3: Daily practice. You ever read The Noonday Demon? Who you
Speaker 3: think you're fucking talking to?
Speaker 2: Not only have I read The Noonday Demon?
Speaker 3: I wrote it in the book.
Speaker 1: I wrote, Oh I don't remember, by the way, poohgs
Speaker 1: it's called by my book? How do we in public?
Speaker 1: Someone was like, you have a book? I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I know.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, oh wait wait, breaking news. My colon assist retired.
Speaker 4: I had a colonic booked on Friday.
Speaker 3: I texted her. I was like, hey, do you have
Speaker 3: anything open by Thursday? By chance? No big deal. If not,
Speaker 3: see Friday. You just go all the time, don't you know.
Speaker 3: I haven't been like seven weeks still, But yeah, I
Speaker 3: was going like, like, what's your what's your aim monthly? What's
Speaker 3: the idea? So interesting?
Speaker 4: I stopped though it hasn't been that way for a while.
Speaker 4: And now she goes, she goes, oh my god, I
Speaker 4: have to cancel. I'll send you. I get a huge
Speaker 4: text that she's saying to all her clients spiritual awakening,
Speaker 4: not coming back to La done, going where into the wilderness?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they were the one recommending you kind of
Speaker 1: other spirituals.
Speaker 3: By the way, with her, she gave me journey of souls. Right.
Speaker 3: I thought that somehow, no, husband has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but didn't your colonicists recommend someone else a different healer.
Speaker 4: No, I'm a ser oh a man. Yeah, but he
Speaker 4: wasn't a colonosist.
Speaker 1: I went to him and he did like I made
Speaker 1: him the husband I went through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she talked about this guy who I went to
Speaker 3: who did a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that you were like trembling on the table without
Speaker 1: manual touch or something.
Speaker 3: No, that I've never had the thing where they were
Speaker 3: in there there. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I thought you felt the hands something.
Speaker 3: No, he put his hands on me, but he fully
Speaker 3: had his hands on my stomach and lower back. I
Speaker 3: was like okay.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm okay with this, but watch out, honey.
Speaker 3: I feel safe. But she's gone. Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of good to U suffer the
Speaker 1: loss of of a practitioner who you're who's a crutch, right,
Speaker 1: freeze you from a crutch existence of It's like, yeah, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 1: you can't count on anything.
Speaker 3: I think she was a crutch. But yeah, I think,
Speaker 3: I think, I know, I don't mean, I don't. Well,
Speaker 3: she's the only and.
Speaker 4: I repeat, only capital Oh, only gravity colonic person in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: That can't be true.
Speaker 3: It is true. There's a lot in New York. She's
Speaker 3: the only one in New York.
Speaker 1: Really, I thought like that was the the only way,
Speaker 1: the new way, the only acceptable way.
Speaker 3: It was the gravity. You hang a.
Speaker 1: Huge porcelain, porcelain water tower above you in the thing,
Speaker 1: and then it comes down.
Speaker 4: Gravity is the most gentle kind. The other kind is
Speaker 4: called like pressure colonic. Right, but she does gravity? Yeah,
Speaker 4: but is it literally a big water thing? Is it
Speaker 4: water hanging above you? Essentially? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it's interesting because is it the full force
Speaker 1: of gravity?
Speaker 3: I don't know, is it straight down or is it
Speaker 3: on a slant? Oh? I know, its like just because something's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like interesting because it's it almost sounds like okay, gravity.
Speaker 1: It's not just a uniform force. I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: just a x like a thousand pounds of water gravity
Speaker 1: coming down you know, through a tube on you. It's
Speaker 1: not inherently like do you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: just the gentleness. It just sounds like no, I know,
Speaker 1: is also how a building falls on you?
Speaker 4: Totally. I guess the point is that it doesn't. It's
Speaker 4: more of a slow.
Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense like I could, I could,
Speaker 1: I can see it in my mind. But now I'm
Speaker 1: just curious, like how exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't know is the true is the true answer?
Speaker 1: No, certainly, certainly, obviously, I'm just probing unintended, right. I
Speaker 1: always find it such a drag and conversation when when
Speaker 1: there has to be a pause because someone has to
Speaker 1: say no pun intended or it's like exhausting, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was saying.
Speaker 4: Puns are for the week, which is actually saying that
Speaker 4: is almost becoming That's all the I've lowered myself to
Speaker 4: someone who makes.
Speaker 3: Puns, Like, does you mean like to say puns are
Speaker 3: for the week?
Speaker 4: Yeah, to make fun of puns is participating in the trapic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's lower, it's lower. It's actually a thousand times
Speaker 2: lower than it's lower.
Speaker 3: I mean to say puns.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's like the whole thing, Like you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's there's kind of no conversation at
Speaker 1: this point about puns that has value can't be.
Speaker 4: Positive had eleven like when the towers went down, it
Speaker 4: was like the pun dialogue's over.
Speaker 3: We've seen things we never see longer. There's been a
Speaker 3: un guy.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, no, like the whole like pro pun people
Speaker 1: like owning their love of puns, and then on the
Speaker 1: other side, I believe them, no puns suck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's there's no.
Speaker 1: Well, there is one piece of dialogue. There is one
Speaker 1: one thing I would like to say about puns. I'm
Speaker 1: just realizing. Okay, you know what I do not enjoy. Wait,
Speaker 1: let me see if I get this this right. When
Speaker 1: something is a pun that holds no meaning, okay, So
Speaker 1: it would be like a store that is a hair salon, right,
Speaker 1: and they they call themselves like here here, we're here's
Speaker 1: something that would be correct technically a cut above the rest. Okay,
Speaker 1: that would take two pieces of meaning together. We're a
Speaker 1: hair salon and we're the best hair salon, were better
Speaker 1: than the other hair salons, right, a cup above the rest.
Speaker 1: But then you'll get ones that are like, let me
Speaker 1: just think like deep cut. Let's just say deep cut. Okay,
Speaker 1: that would annoy me because deep cut is, yes, it
Speaker 1: has nothing to do it's not adding any meaning. This
Speaker 1: isn't a good example, but I see it all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like people, it'll be like Jess because something's an expression.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think it feels familiar. Well, I
Speaker 4: can't tell you it's gone, it's evaporated. Why do I
Speaker 4: have miss calls potential spam? I always love that. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's like, Kiah, what ordered a couple a harm more
Speaker 4: for the garage a storage?
Speaker 3: Okay? Interesting? Which which uh? Which armor? Which product line?
Speaker 3: Which product line? I don't know, cheap a shitty one?
Speaker 2: But are they is it outdoor specific or not?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: When you I do love the Ikea website when they
Speaker 1: have their like inspirations and it's like.
Speaker 4: Or were they like we were like, oh they show
Speaker 4: you lancy versions or they just show you like wait
Speaker 4: wait wait, I'll wait, I mean I literally wait, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 4: just one second, one second?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 1: Iikia, did you get Ikea braar?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: The other lowest form of humor is finding like the
Speaker 1: Ikea names funny.
Speaker 4: I know, it's like it's get real and fucking cares Kiya. Well,
Speaker 4: by the way, here's what'schooled by that, Kia. I go fuck,
Speaker 4: I need them. Yeah, I go, oh, I can get
Speaker 4: it delivered. I didn't why I can't delivered for some reason? Well,
Speaker 4: like they're like there tomorrow at eight am for.
Speaker 3: What fifty bucks? What is it?
Speaker 4: Thirty nine dollars? Fifty honey, I'm looking at it right now,
Speaker 4: thirty nine dollars. Oh oh, look, you know what's fun litten, Wait,
Speaker 4: listen to this. This is from you in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Good morning, it's moaning. That's me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't really sound like you. I've got some
Speaker 4: old voicemails from.
Speaker 3: You that sounds like I can't even.
Speaker 1: Imagine having a successfully funny, outgoing message.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my VOICEMIL message is the same for over
Speaker 4: like almost fifteen years.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good one for me. It is because
Speaker 1: yours is Hi, It's Kate. I have really strong feelings
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it's like I have really strong feelings for you,
Speaker 4: Like leave a message which is like me being like
Speaker 4: single and twenty two years old and think that'd be
Speaker 4: a funny thing.
Speaker 2: It literally is. That's why I said to have a
Speaker 2: funny thank you whatever.
Speaker 4: But then let me see it from I have somebody
Speaker 4: who will be leaving a message in like a serious context,
Speaker 4: and I feel a little embarrassed, like a professional.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, still you are who cares. Let's see if
Speaker 1: you've ever left me a voicemail?
Speaker 3: Ooh I love that. Nothing I love more than my
Speaker 3: own voice.
Speaker 1: Funny, I'm not saying anything. Wait, wait, hold on, I
Speaker 1: bet do you drop personal ship on there?
Speaker 3: No play it? We can always cut it. I doubt it.
Speaker 3: It's over. I did it, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm like manic souring excited for the call.
Speaker 5: Okay, I love you.
Speaker 3: My voice sounds insane.
Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, And that was. That was sixteen days ago,
Speaker 1: with no explanation.
Speaker 3: Sixteen days ago.
Speaker 4: Wonder what oh I was in the car. I do
Speaker 4: remember that we were gonna. We were calling to talk
Speaker 4: about Poog stuff and I got and I was soaring
Speaker 4: because I was like, Poog is.
Speaker 3: Is a huge gift.
Speaker 1: The hell are you you in here? It's interesting? I mean,
Speaker 1: I get not leaving messages. Wow. The last one is
Speaker 1: from twenty twenty three when I had COVID in that hotel.
Speaker 5: I'm doing this, the Poog Spring cleaning challenge.
Speaker 3: It started. Okay, I'll go bye, call me it's actually
Speaker 3: kind of cozy hearing these. Yeah, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: It's very like eighties a voice message playing out in
Speaker 1: a room.
Speaker 3: Hearing myself go call me. It was fucking nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that? My business woman? Like, who's like?
Speaker 3: Call me? Love it?
Speaker 1: Um?
Speaker 5: And I was complained by your text, so I wanted
Speaker 5: to clarify it.
Speaker 3: Okay, by whoa who's that? That was you? That was me?
Speaker 3: Oh and you did and you didn't hang up? Well,
Speaker 3: this is a I wanted to clarify it. Wait something,
Speaker 3: let's see if you say anything again. Play it again.
Speaker 3: This is a.
Speaker 1: Twenty like a thirty second message, but you didn't hang
Speaker 1: up the phone, so le's see if we get anything
Speaker 1: at the end, at the beginning again.
Speaker 5: And I was so confused by your text, so I
Speaker 5: wanted to clarify it.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not me? Sure is what do I say?
Speaker 3: I was confused by your text.
Speaker 1: I'm confused by your text, so I want to clarify
Speaker 1: and then look dead air.
Speaker 3: You in the it's not emotional though, it's directions or
Speaker 3: something specific. Yeah, look dead air, dead air. I'm scared.
Speaker 2: What if you start talking to yourself?
Speaker 3: About me. Hmm, let's see if you notice on my
Speaker 3: fucking bitch.
Speaker 5: Jack, this is your co podcast. Sure, okay, I guess
Speaker 5: that I wanted to discuss through the poop where I
Speaker 5: guess it is keep about today.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's me. I sound like a.
Speaker 5: But I wanted to know thought it was just worth
Speaker 5: like we're working in.
Speaker 3: That's not me, that's me. I agree. You don't really
Speaker 3: sound like you is fucking you? Wait, Jacqueline, it's full
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 1: Because I heard these nightmare stories where like, you know,
Speaker 1: the parent company goes under and the artist as feed
Speaker 1: like disappears in the wind, and that you need to
Speaker 1: have everyone who listens to your show on your fucking
Speaker 1: mailing list or you could be completely fucked.
Speaker 3: Our heart's never going under.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but I've heard stories, oh yeah, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like part of it gets bought off by
Speaker 1: blah blah blah and then we're owned by like Tide
Speaker 1: and they bury it.
Speaker 3: Or something.
Speaker 1: You need like I want home addresses, I want, I
Speaker 1: want six modes of I want six mode of connection.
Speaker 4: Imagine we opened a poog hospital, a poop doctor, a doctor,
Speaker 4: a health chocolate's.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, Dollar signs it was interesting.
Speaker 4: A pool health clinic, a poo a pool hospital would
Speaker 4: be fucking huge.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, yeah, they need to step it up
Speaker 1: around those parts.
Speaker 3: Was they thinking I'm going to make a spaliotto cocktail tonight? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh really, to go along with your Roman tomato tart.
Speaker 1: I do have three containers of Compari tomatoes.
Speaker 3: Will that do anything for me?
Speaker 1: Like jarred or By the way, I've been taking frozen
Speaker 1: bananas and blueberries and just throwing them in like quick
Speaker 1: blend and throwing them in the Ninja creamy without doing
Speaker 1: the canister frozen the night before because it's centrally ingredients
Speaker 1: and it's worked.
Speaker 3: That's huge.
Speaker 1: You know what else I want from Shark Ninja by
Speaker 1: the way, shoutout Shark Ninja more shit, Okay, more okay,
Speaker 1: because they got some stuff and I get overwhelmed on
Speaker 1: the webs.
Speaker 4: I want pizza oven. Really they have a little outdoor
Speaker 4: pizza oven. I don't how much fun that would be.
Speaker 4: I know, guys, we're firing up pizzas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then, I mean the real dream
Speaker 1: would be, of course, the tiny vacuum for every room.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that I'll be able to get
Speaker 1: them to send me four different little vacuums, but I
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 2: I want the multi cooker for grains.
Speaker 3: Are you off Element because I just ordered another box? Element?
Speaker 3: Did you say, yeah, do electrolytes?
Speaker 2: It's no, I'm on. I'm still in Superior.
Speaker 1: By the way, doctor B, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: noticed sent us like this probiotic cans.
Speaker 3: It's a powder. We're gonna get started on that.
Speaker 1: And but the key you have to support it with
Speaker 1: plant diverse city.
Speaker 3: This is the This is the modern truth. This is
Speaker 3: the joke.
Speaker 1: If you plant things, if you get it going with
Speaker 1: your probiotic, but you don't, if you don't sustain it,
Speaker 1: you're fucked for sure.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's so much to tell you, but
Speaker 2: I'm I'm lost, you know, but.
Speaker 3: Today's a lost day. I'll leave you with this.
Speaker 1: You know what I realized. If I don't do art
Speaker 1: every fucking day, yeah, I do not. Now it had
Speaker 1: now depression. Okay, it is as simple as that. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. So usually it happens because there's projects
Speaker 1: and so I'm writing or whatever, but it needs to
Speaker 1: I need to make sure that I experience.
Speaker 3: This sort of joy of art every day. Dog, I am.
Speaker 1: Like a sad fountain in the woods. Okay, okay, just
Speaker 1: turns and churns and then just falls into the earth
Speaker 1: Like I just I generate shit all fucking day and
Speaker 1: then and then like collapse in a heap and and
Speaker 1: like can't bring it to market.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's hell, it's amazing. I haven't written in years.
Speaker 3: Maybe well, I mean, I mean it's like not true obviously,
Speaker 3: but it's not.
Speaker 1: But it also I'm saying, like it's not turning the wheels,
Speaker 1: is not and to polish and get it out.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why thank God for Poog, because it's
Speaker 1: fine if like if in the end, once every three
Speaker 1: hours of Poog, I say something that's interesting that that
Speaker 1: someone finds a value.
Speaker 3: Good could add up over the years. And this episode
Speaker 3: was shock.
Speaker 4: But we've been hitting. We've been having some really good ones.
Speaker 4: We needed to have a ship one. We needed to
Speaker 4: remind people to enjoy the pearls. Yeah, I agree, as
Speaker 4: they come.
Speaker 2: And I know if I were a listener, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I love it. I'm in
Speaker 2: a bad mood too, thanks.
Speaker 1: To that.
Speaker 3: Enough, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: That's me saying things to them, thank you for listening
Speaker 4: for your patients. Next thing, I'm going to be fucking
Speaker 4: flying high.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I want to prepare all this week.
Speaker 3: I want people to be aither.
Speaker 1: Wait one thing before we go. I listened to early recordings.
Speaker 1: I had to like isolate the audio and pull it
Speaker 1: out and build it up of hearing some early feedback
Speaker 1: to our first recording of poog no some producorial food back,
Speaker 1: no feedback fa yeah, and mostly you just hear me
Speaker 1: because it's on my end going like this yeah, yep, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, no, yep, exactly yep. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: like what's wrong with everything in the world, Like me
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, and the meaning.
Speaker 2: But actually, I will say.
Speaker 1: There's an amazing part I want I'm gonna pull it together
Speaker 1: for pood because it's actually really special. There's an amazing part
Speaker 1: where I'm like yeah, but nonetheless, like I do think
Speaker 1: there has to be a little bit of faith and
Speaker 1: me and Kate's like, I'm like, we have succeeded in
Speaker 1: our lives by not following the good advice of how
Speaker 1: a particular thing is done.
Speaker 3: I remember when you told me, I remember you saying that, Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: It's like I say, yes, yes, yes, I agree, agree, agree,
Speaker 1: please please please fawd Fawn, Fawn. But little lady stands
Speaker 1: up in the end.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yea, I remember, I remember.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull it. It's good stuff, pull it, Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: love you. I'm sorry, everyone, Love you. You're welcome everyone. Bye.
Speaker 3: That was Poog. If you enjoyed Pooh, please subscribe, rate,
Speaker 3: and review. If not, we will press charges. Poop is
Speaker 3: a production by Ferrel's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts.
Speaker 1: Created and hosted by Cap Berland and Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 3: Executive produced by Libra Smith.
Speaker 2: Edited mixed by Ali Graham.
Speaker 3: Music by Theta Hamil, artwork by Robert Brady.
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