WEBVTT - "The Spachelor!" With Fortune Feimster 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.400 Yes, Hello, this is Eddie Pepitone reporting from his bunker. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:09.360 I had the Bachelor. I think it's unbelievable that Jubilee 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:14.160 is gone. Um, but you know, you know, she wasn't 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:19.319 gonna make it because she is actually somewhat of a 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:24.880 human being as opposed to the other Stepford women in 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:31.600 that uh vapid vapid show that seems to never get better. 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:35.720 They went to Mexico City, all of them were flown 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:40.360 and coach. How horrific is that they were flown Coach 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:46.240 ABC could not fly them first class? That is unbelievable. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.440 But I just want to say, you know that when 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:54.200 you eliminate someone like Jubilee, you're eliminating people who defend 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:58.280 our country. And if we don't have people defending our country, 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.480 then really, what good is reality TV if it's not 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:06.520 gonna reward the people who have served. Uh, these other 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:11.600 people the only thing they have served are there complete narcissistic, 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.679 crazy egos. Um, it's just you know, again, this is 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.400 you know, me ragging on the show and hating it 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:24.080 and uh just you know, like, uh, you know, Olivia 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:29.280 obviously the villain, and oh she's so bad, but the 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:33.479 twin breakdown. What's your name? I just call him the twins, 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:39.200 But Emily, I guess Um her breakdown was a little overstated. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.840 But basically, you know, my message is the same, is 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:46.360 that this show is that is is a harbinger of um, 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.200 the fact that these are our last days on earth. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.800 They really are our last days on Earth. There's no 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:56.080 way that a show like this can be on with 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:01.080 without there being consequences to us, you know, as a civilization. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:06.240 This is this is obviously, you know, uh, something that 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:12.399 can't not be ignored. That we are letting this go 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:16.239 on as a civilization, and it shows that we've lost 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:21.960 track of what is real, what is important. Um. The 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:26.359 fact that millions of people watch this show shows you 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:34.200 how disconnected people are from the earth, from God, from spirit, 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:39.400 from nature. Again, you know, I'll reiterate what I said 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.320 and in my last communicate, they now feel like communicates 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:48.880 from a bunker. Um is that you know, we we 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.280 we are having all kinds of eco catastrophes. Right here 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.520 in l A. There's a southern California gas leak which 0:02:55.880 --> 0:03:01.760 goes unplugged and untalked about. Yet people are talking about 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:07.880 the Bachelor. They recap it um my my um goal 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.880 on this podcast is just to keep hammering home the 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.880 point that if you are interested in any of this, 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:21.239 that you need to, um, I don't know, stay still, 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:25.239 start to meditate. Paint, you know, just paint. Getta getta 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:29.600 get some get a palette of paints and just see 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.960 how purple and red mix. Um, you know, look at 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:37.680 a tree, deeply, look at look at birds. Go take 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:42.560 a walk in nature. Every city has a botanical garden. Um. 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.880 This kind of quote unquote guilty pleasure. It it doesn't work. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:51.120 It it takes us further away, further away from uh 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.640 family and love, you know, because this is this show 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:58.120 is the opposite of what love is. This show is 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:03.400 just the cruelty to these women and um, the the 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:07.200 the guy, the central guy is you know, such a 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:13.160 blank slate of horrible emptiness. So anyway, this has been 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:17.880 Edti Pepitoe. I hope you're enjoying The Bachelor, No entering 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:23.680 nervous dot com. Oh yeah, I'm going to get all 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:29.640 the feels. So oh, I'm just got one of the 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:52.880 questions when you read this roll roll to your words, 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:59.279 very white owning you're the ghost are very white? Hello, 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.800 Ladies of gentlemen, Happy, Happy fifth episode of Will You 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:06.960 Accept This? Oh my god, I am here with my 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:12.120 co host Daron fully Hello, and a very special Bachelor fan, 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.800 Misfortune Feamster. I feel like we all feel a little 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:18.400 haggard this morning. Is that I am exhausted. I am 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.040 absolutely pooped. Well, we had a bit, you know that 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.120 takes a while to get through all of those episodes. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.080 This is Aaron and I did a show here at 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:29.160 Meltdown Less, and I feel like we had a sleepover 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.719 and I got home. We were here to like midnight, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.680 and then I was like, at some point in my life, 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.799 I'm gonna be in my sweatpants in the loving arms 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.960 of Ben Higgins and everything's gonna be okay. We both 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:43.960 powered through in the morning because you have watched two 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.039 hours of the show, and then I watched an hour 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.000 of The Bachelor Lives. Oh my god, I didn't. I 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:56.760 didn't badge barely. You guys are as dedicated. Fortunately you're 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.880 on the Mindy Project right now. That what do you play? 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:08.560 I play a nurse who southern and gay. It's hard way, 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:14.640 I bet them trying to put myself in that. You know, yeah, yeah, 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.520 you do? Do you do? Like a lot of like 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:21.120 playing doctor with people. Yeah, like nurse clogs and stuff. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:27.240 I get to wear scrubs every day. Must be you're 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.279 nailing it right. Anytime I have to dress up in 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:36.359 a scene, they put me floral clothes and putting a 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:42.520 floral button up with a sports jacket because that's your look, 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.640 because they know what your jam is. They know what 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.640 you're jam because I'm a Southern lady. Well, here's the 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.480 thing I have to say, Like, I have no interesting 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.440 going into medicine, but the thought of being able to 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:54.840 basically wear pajamas to work, so hold on, I would 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.040 really throw in the towel. I mean, if I could 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.720 just make so much fun. Granted they're under a lot 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.400 of pressure, but I mean so are we. I I 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.800 got to bed a too watching the baths, watching the 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.880 bath dramas, and those six figure salaries. I mean, really 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:13.200 do they not nurses? Doctor? Well, nurses high end like 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:18.000 nurse practitioners. By one time, I one time nurses Toati. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.920 They like travel around. They like travel around, like they 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.440 go like sort of on tour. I had to have 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.640 an operation at this doctor. They were like, She's like okay, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.600 so we're gonna put you under and we're gonna give 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.000 you a cath at her And literally that's what I 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.280 was like. I heard the weird Catherine and I was like, no, 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.520 I thought we were friends, like it was. Her name 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.280 was like Melinda, Melinda, come on you and my boot. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.000 I was like, like, I promise it won't be the table. 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.480 I'm not gonna be the table. Wait, what do you mean? 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:49.160 Nurses travel like they're specific, Like you get hired to 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.920 travel as a nurse, but not every nurse the old 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:56.400 Traveling Nurse show, what are you guys talking? They could 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.760 go from like Alaska. No, they I swear, they get 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.680 like assigned to a city in a hospital and they 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.640 go there for like yes, and they could take And 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.120 that's kind of okay. Let's get down to brass tax. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.400 Want to be controversial. I get it. This show the 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:17.480 Traveling Nurse traveling, Oh my god, yes, let's go sell 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:22.600 it probably was a show traveling. Everybody get an enty 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:26.800 got to be like drinking and I'm sure, um, okay, 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.760 you guys, let's get down to brass tax. And this 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.160 is not the most important thing that happened in the episode, 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.079 but I just want to point out that is it 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:37.200 me or did Amanda sleep in full face when he 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:41.920 woke her up? And why were they all sharing bit 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.560 the first? Are they that broke? This show has been 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:54.160 on for twenty this is the broke season. Yes, there's 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:57.240 no extravagant day. You know what he said when when 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.400 we heard some say that faced every little girl stream 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:04.600 is to go to fashion week in Mexico City. The 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:09.480 Paris budgets were long. I will have they think it 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.040 out of Ireland. It was like American Ireland. I was like, 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.439 oh this this, I mean a couple of seasons ago 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.160 they were doing you know, is stam bowl in the 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:21.080 sister you know? I mean it's me is to be 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.520 in fashion making Mexico City looking at your guy in 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.960 the worst shirt that has that shirt that we're getting 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:30.320 way ahead of her. But Norkay. They there's always like 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.480 stardless of where they go. There's a table set up 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:37.360 somewhere with a thousand candles. Yes, And I feel like 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.959 there's no romance with anyone. I don't think Ben ends 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:46.040 up with anyone. Oh my god, back it up, plate. Sorry, 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.000 I have a lot of opinions, but I want to 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:51.319 say I feel like Ben I've been very bored by him. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.880 I hate him. He's so boring. But this week I 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.600 don't hate him. But this week I feel like the 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.679 way he dealt with Jubilee and stuff, part of me 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:02.359 was like, he's actually like a night he can communicate. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.839 He's boring. To take my own life. Okay, where do 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:07.280 you want to start, Aaron? I want to start in 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:12.680 the opening line of Mexico People, Mexico City, when people 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.760 are just handing him cue cards and he said the 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:19.800 quote where people are always friendly? Really, has any been 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:24.880 anyone anybody read the paper about Mexico City where everyone 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.600 where people are abducted like every other day. Don't talk 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.880 about a red light or see a white day. I'm 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.040 sure they're friendly when they're taking you hostage. I love 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.480 the Mexico the sponsor all of a sudden there like 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.560 this is gonna get people to really think twice about 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.560 our country. It's like twenty minute add for that market 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:45.400 like Mercado to like like give me every market in America, 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.839 like oh we can buy like beef jerky, and why 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:53.520 there's a restaurant on top, and he goes, everybody knows 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:57.160 Mexico City has the best one in the world. They 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:04.800 do watching the whitest man in America, scream evil. Next 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:12.240 and those evil and professional chefs didn't even cook the 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:17.079 cook these dumb beatches, oh my god, to make salmon, 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:21.720 Oh my god. And then tacos there like the the 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.440 instructions are in Spanish. It's like, well, then, how then 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.600 did any of them make mullick? These those two like 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.320 tweetle the and tweedled dumb. I don't know whoever made 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:34.480 that rest. And then the professional chefs go, this recipe 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.120 should be in our restaurant, and I was like, this 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.080 rest is gonna be closing for you, Oh my god. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:42.240 And a woman is ready for marriage. When chill I 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:46.480 wanted to kill kill, I wrote down kill kill me, 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.920 I wrote down what a woman? And though I wrote 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.360 on I'll never get married, that's the Latino machesemo. Yeah, 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.440 in fact that he did. He did obviously pause because 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:56.880 he knew he was going to get and he said, well, 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:00.559 it's a very old time tradition. My god. It was 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.520 because it was a sister who said it. No, it 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:11.080 wass telling nurse And okay, fucking are you kidding me? 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.560 I mean a hot air balloon? How many back up 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:18.080 to the first Daly I mean, okay, we've had a helicopter, 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.560 We've had a biplane. I mean, I was just gonna 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:27.920 jet packs catapultry catapult next week. Spa Argentine is because 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:33.439 they use flying as metaphors relationships constantly. They're like, if 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:41.640 our if our love can have heat and still above everyone, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.040 then we know we can make it in life. Oh 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.680 my god. Yeah. So okay, So Amanda, right, the mom, 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.200 you can face you can make love work if you 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.120 if you successfully float over an atron city. How many 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:57.800 times did they say atron city about the pyramids? Like 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.800 you don't know, you don't We're literally just bullet point 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.679 when you Okay, so she's a mom watching. It's like, 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.959 here's what's scary about him is he legitimately does seem 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.480 sincere when he's talking to everyone. So they are all 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.720 opening up and it's like he's not going to marry Amanda. 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:17.200 I don't think he picks anybody. I think he picks 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.160 all five. I think he does like a like a thrumbull. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.520 He does feel like he sink, I'm so excited her 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.240 like a man. He loves me. All those bands. You 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.520 guys aren't watching Bachelor Love, but watch Bachelorve. He does 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.800 not seem like he's in what way? In what way? 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:34.360 He's just like there's like this melancholy about I don't 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.079 think he knows what like to how to fall in love, 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.000 Like I don't really. There was a girl that I 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:44.160 met who did something, she filmed something for a future 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:47.320 Bachelor Live, and she said that he just seemed really dumb, 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.720 like really nice and really dumb. He just doesn't have 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.760 much person He didn't pick that up already. I'm a 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:59.480 great he just has no personality. Maybe he's madly love it, 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.520 doesn't know how to express it. I don't know. I 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:06.800 feel like he's got a full khaki wardrobe because of 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:13.520 these boring it could also start. Yeah, I mean we 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.560 hated want Pablo, but at least he was like controversial, 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:21.160 don't you. I mean I miss Caitlin mis Caitlin. Yeah, 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:25.400 like I was like the bachelorettes. I know, I relaxed 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.760 more when it's a bachelorette because you know, you know, 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.200 I get protective of the ladies. But there's it's for me. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:35.280 It's so much more entertaining when you've got twenty lady lunatics. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.360 It really does bring out everyone's insecurity. Well, it's weird 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.080 when you have to act sweet and nice, like, oh, 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.280 I'm so happy for you fortune you get the day card, 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.560 I'm so happy for you, even though like, yeah, it's 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.000 like the weirdest, Like you have to be like supportive 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.320 of your sister wife. Yeah, you have to make friends 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.640 in the house and try to win him over. It's 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.600 a lot going on at one time, Caylin Kayla sex panther, 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.640 there's something, don't well, let's talk about mom. Let's talk 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:07.480 about the date with Amanda. He's not gonna I mean, 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:11.000 he's not gonna pick her. I mean, but he's sweet 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.520 and yeah, she's sweets. I'm sure she has real origin. Well, 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:17.680 I said, my voice is crazy, but her voice next level. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.520 That's the thing. I'm like, what happened? What damage happened? 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.360 You know what I mean? Like it's so hot. I 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.440 just then I felt so bad. Like the story. First 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.120 of all, I know how many women, how many ladies 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:31.680 told the story of their boys? Anyone dating anyone? He 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:35.080 was glassing over by the time the map that we 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.600 had to read. The teacher from Michigan said the same thing, 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.200 like how many Like he was glass et over at 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:42.240 one point I saw him raise a flair gun and 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.320 he started shooting the fair but he has to keep 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:48.320 them around for the single moms around for a few 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.680 episodes because he has to be like, she's going to 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.280 make you. Do you think she's gonna make Top three? 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.720 I wanted to kill myself how many times? When every 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:02.640 time that McDonald's ad and I wanted to kill myself? 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.240 Are you? And then that? Because I'm new into the 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.720 other Bachelor couples, like I like breakfast and I like lunch, Like, 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.920 whoever that was that the virgin? I don't know who 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.960 that is? I want to yah, it's the yeah, the Sean. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:20.120 You're especially crossed over when you're doing the fucking. I 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.600 would take the money and these are just like they 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.720 get them like I feel like they get small money. 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:28.280 I feel like the Bachelor like commercial money. For sure. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:32.360 We all right, So there's nothing really to say about that. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.360 It's so boring, man. The only thing that struck me 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.400 was the fact that she slept in like full eyelashes 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.120 of makeup. That was okay, So then the wake up 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:46.080 scene was pretty exciting. The spatch this batchless I know, 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:49.840 and the girl with the girl with the with the retainer, 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.000 I mean I sleep with the retainer ear plugs in 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.800 his sleep masks. So stop bragging. Okay. So then they 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:58.880 go to the cooking thing. When he said quote cooking 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.880 is my thing. I'm the spachelor, I wanted to kill 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.920 myself again. I just at one point does Ben look 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.000 at the producers and be like, no, I'm not going 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:12.080 to deliver that line because I'll like, I'll just I'm 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.080 a stachelor. I literally pause it and I was like, 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:18.520 it's I almost called you. This cannot when can he 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.960 put his foot down? The thing is he does he 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.040 does talk to and I think you're right. He talks 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:28.320 to every single woman like they're a princess. Yeah, like 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.719 I'm so happy and this is gonna happen. So they 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:33.280 all go back like and they think at the point, 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:37.880 it's like, just really tell me how you're feeling. Because 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:39.840 they all feel like they're the one. It actually makes 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.760 them like a psychopath. Data several people like that where 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.800 you think that you're the greatest thing they've ever met, 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:48.760 that you're gonna be with him forever and then and 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:50.919 you never fight. Everything is wonderful, and then one day 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:54.119 they're just like dump you and you're like, wait, what 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:57.439 winding it. You also see like he's the common denominator, 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:00.000 like they're not crazy, Like he is treating him all 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:04.520 like I can't the same in the future. Oh my god. Also, 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:07.800 how many times do these women like, do you pause 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:10.439 that show and go? Has anybody watched the show before? 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:13.440 You are going to be on competing with nine other women? 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:19.040 I know, Okay, sometimes I can refer went down hard. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:21.879 She's such a catch, But man, she shot herself on 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:25.000 the you know, she got I want to be able 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:28.760 to I think about myself in that position. I've dated 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:33.359 girls before where it was a non committed relationship and 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.040 I would go like and you like, just thinking about 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:39.000 them with other people, I would be a different I 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.800 would actually such a weirdo. But Jubilie, it is the 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:46.520 premise of the show. But I think, but I think 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:50.840 people think they can handle it. Until she got unfun. 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:55.000 She became like a total It's weird because she was 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:57.800 totally unraveling. Then she's like, boom, I just made the 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:01.040 world's best dinner. Then she was like happy face and 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:04.560 then unraveled. Now that and the Spanish lesson, I also 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:09.520 once again, why the Spanish lesson? We could we also 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.560 talk about how I wrote this down that every time 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:16.920 Olivia speaks, well, first of all, six small children die. Um, 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:21.720 every time she speaks, she's she's it's like she's mastering 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:25.639 the art of saying something that did not happen, Like 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:31.560 every she rewrites it, SERI, She's like did you seek 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:35.240 and no one did know? When he literally talked to 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.560 you the same way he talks to same time terrible 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:41.200 sish and the music that they've started playing for like 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:42.960 what like they play it with like it's got like 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:47.880 crazy because like they like clearly the life basically like 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:50.720 even if she was saying like normal ship that they're 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:54.400 playing it like here goes lunatic, Let's play the lunatic 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.919 from the Lunatic. And then her mouth goes open and 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:00.639 then she's like alligator like when she you are mine, 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:03.280 I am yours. I think when she's only twenty three, 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:12.840 I'm like, she's thirty five five, she's TV she's anchored, 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:17.280 and I'm thirty three and I can I can play, 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:23.119 can play? I can just ty the way is she 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:25.320 actually like I party. I'm watching her. It's like I 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:28.000 think we may have another like like oh, like you 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.440 actually might be mentally ill you know and my friends. 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.680 I think she got fired from the news job. I'm 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:35.760 sure she did because she also was in love with 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:38.200 her boss that had you know, a wife and four kids. 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:41.240 Did you read that somewhere? No, I'm just saying she's 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:45.000 got that. Tell me more how much how much you 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:46.639 want to bet there's gonna seem when she's like, I 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:49.399 put a chip in your shoulder, I'm tracking your every 0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:53.360 moment like there, it's gonna get like a little so scary. 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:57.160 Can I grab you? You're gonna be my tea? And 0:20:55.320 --> 0:21:00.240 I do hate how she's constantly the first want to 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:03.640 get when she's already got a Rose. I'm like, bitch. 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:09.440 And the fact that he doesn't say anything crazy, I'm 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:12.320 just I would be like, just say to her, Hey, 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:15.000 we just did our whole cooking thing today. Let me 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:16.680 let me just talk to a few girls and I'll 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:19.040 be back to I like that. The twin Emily Rose 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:26.040 actually had some fucking I Emily's really blossomed without her twins. 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:34.639 But then she calls her twin like wrong number dial again. 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:38.320 I know we're getting ahead of myself, But the greatest 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.240 line I think I would put up for one of 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:44.440 the greatest lines in any best season was I'm emotional. 0:21:44.680 --> 0:21:47.600 I know I'm emotional. It really makes you deep down, 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:50.520 dig deep inside and figure out who the fuck you 0:21:50.560 --> 0:22:00.000 are in a good way. I think makes you dantie 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:04.600 and figure out who the funk you are. Your trade 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:07.400 and by the way, she looked different. She looked actually 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:10.800 more like like real person. She got her strength because 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:15.560 she ate her twin and became super human or the 0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:17.399 other one is just like like seeping out of the 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:19.440 side of her ribs there, it's just like a blonde 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:22.879 we've coming out of the side of Haley. Can we 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:25.959 gona say, I'm gonna I'm gonna nominate her best wine 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:30.200 is all the taco ship. My taco taste delicious. I 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:33.080 can't wait for them to taste my taco, my tacoco, 0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:38.160 over and over again the taco. And she didn't look 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:40.560 like she was like even being silly. Well, she said, 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:42.159 that's what I mean. That's why I was like, is 0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:46.240 there any way possible Jojo didn't get the taco my taco, 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:48.600 and they and the producers kept feeding her cue cards 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:52.159 saying say, I know, my tacos tastes good, Like I 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:55.560 was losing my mom or there's some producer that they 0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:58.080 cut out being like, yes, so you like your taco. Oh, 0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:01.880 I like taco, and to really tell me more about 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.920 your taco. My taco is great, and you just say, 0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.760 just cut the sound. I actually don't think your tacos 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:14.240 taste well. Oh my tacos taste well, that totally could 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:16.800 be it. Yeah, I would love to do that job. 0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:19.719 I want to be that producer for one day. Really, 0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:24.400 I don't think your talko. I think her taco, my taco, 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:27.439 my taco, My taco brings all the boys to the yark. Yes, 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:34.520 keep that, keep it, and saying agag be Mexico the 0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:46.200 best food in the world. Fuck you Paris, Mexico. Think Mexico. 0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:53.440 You thinkshi fashion n delicate food. It's like someone ate 0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:56.000 a bunch of rose petals and threw up on ben shirt. 0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:59.800 That was okay, let's get to that part of a kimono. 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:02.600 Sew on to a white talk show. Oh my god, 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:04.720 oh my god, and all the models like I've been 0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:08.840 modeling for five years, batch like, oh my god, I 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:11.800 give one day. She had great legs, so I have 0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:16.240 to say, Lauren whatever. All the models like we've been kidnapped. 0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:20.000 We don't know where we are. I'm a model, that 0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:24.040 is that what I am having? We haven't we're rich, 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:26.880 we haven't seen our families in five years. There we're 0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:30.439 making hell for ransom. Do you guys remember? This is 0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:32.680 so random? But the whole model scene made me laugh 0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:35.320 so hard because it reminded me of The Brady Bunch movie, 0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:39.040 which is such like totally random. But I hands down 0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:40.880 think the Brady Bunch movie is one of the funniest 0:24:40.880 --> 0:24:43.600 movies I've ever seen, because there was this moment where 0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:46.560 Marcia goes to model and she's sitting down with like 0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:49.920 this gorgeous model and Marcia's like, oh um, and it's 0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:53.119 like they're modeling for jeans, and Marsha's like, who do 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.919 you model for? And the woman goes guess and she 0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:59.199 goes okay, um ash cosh ba gosh, and she's like 0:24:59.320 --> 0:25:04.320