Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. Oh I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Just just surprise me.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's start with quickfire. Okay, off for your tea,
Speaker 2: neither coffee, early bird or night Owl?
Speaker 1: Night out?
Speaker 2: Dogs are cats?
Speaker 1: Dogs?
Speaker 2: One thing you can't live without?
Speaker 1: Do I have to say my children?
Speaker 2: You have to say your children? Out beside your children?
Speaker 1: Okay. One thing I can't live without? Oh? Uh, my converse.
Speaker 2: What's your go to comfort? Finn lasagna summer or winter?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, summer sweet or savory?
Speaker 1: Savory?
Speaker 2: What's one song you have to sing along to?
Speaker 1: Oh? I get knocked down and I get up again.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Do you think? And I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna no?
Speaker 2: Oh my no oh that's so nineties on point.
Speaker 1: Brand brand for me, City Lane, you guys, I keep
Speaker 1: getting back up. Yep.
Speaker 2: City Life for countryside.
Speaker 1: A blend. I mean I like the city life, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm a city girl, but I love the country life
Speaker 1: because I love my farm animals.
Speaker 2: So so the Burbs is a blend? Is the Burbs
Speaker 2: a blend?
Speaker 1: The Burbs? Oh my gosh? Did you ever see that
Speaker 1: movie The Burbs? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks obviously, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, you have Okay, that's one of like I
Speaker 1: like movies that are so random. But I always say
Speaker 1: to the people to the people, always say to people,
Speaker 1: have you seen the Burbs? And they're like, no, what's that?
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh my gosh, Tom Hanks's movie Classic, God,
Speaker 1: that movie's so good. That was good.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite relaxed after a long day.
Speaker 1: I don't relax. Oh my gosh. My favorite way to relax.
Speaker 2: Well, we know it's not a bath.
Speaker 1: I don't get time to relax. That's really sad. I
Speaker 1: need I need to find time to relax. My favorite
Speaker 1: way to relax I guess just watching like reality TV.
Speaker 2: That's such a good way to relax. All Right, those
Speaker 2: were the top ten quick fire questions.
Speaker 1: Let's dive into what is the worst fears, dark scenarios,
Speaker 1: things that'll keep you up at night?
Speaker 2: Bring it on, yeah, unsettling scenarios and fears perfect. What's
Speaker 2: the most unsettling dream you've ever had and what do
Speaker 2: you think it might symbolize?
Speaker 1: Unsettling? I don't really dream. And I know they say
Speaker 1: everybody dreams every single night, we just don't remember them.
Speaker 1: But I don't often remember my dreams. But growing uh
Speaker 1: so growing up. I had this recurring dream for years
Speaker 1: and it was in our old house, so not the Manor,
Speaker 1: not the house everyone thinks I grew up in. It
Speaker 1: was the mcmanor, down the block. And it was a
Speaker 1: dream that I got up from my bedroom and I
Speaker 1: was crossing this little hall to go to my parents'
Speaker 1: bedroom to get them, and our staircase is right there,
Speaker 1: and as I'm going, Frankenstein jumps out and he grabs
Speaker 1: me and he throws me over the staircase and I'm falling, falling, falling,
Speaker 1: and right as I land, I wake up. I had
Speaker 1: this dream for years. What does it mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're falling down and then you get up.
Speaker 2: That's where you would live, That's what I would say.
Speaker 1: Yep, I get back up again. You're never gonna keep down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was Frankenstein though. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you could have revenge, what would it be
Speaker 2: and how would you execute it? Oh?
Speaker 1: No? But you know, I'm a lover, not a fighter,
Speaker 1: And I don't believe in revenge because I believe in karma.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in revenge. Oh no, I wouldn't do it. Oh,
Speaker 1: Revenge of the Nerds, though it was such a good movie.
Speaker 2: The creepiest and most disturbing thing you've ever found or
Speaker 2: seen in?
Speaker 1: Oh no where in a.
Speaker 2: Paranormal way, So like, what is the creepiest or most
Speaker 2: disturbing thing you've ever found or seen in? Like where
Speaker 2: you were like, this could be a ghost or a
Speaker 2: spirit or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I used to do Ouiji board
Speaker 1: with my friends, and I did have one experience when
Speaker 1: I was eight years old and I was in our
Speaker 1: breakfast room and my friend Damon and I were playing
Speaker 1: and the board we kept going you know when you
Speaker 1: can do it and you're asking questions and spelling out things,
Speaker 1: but then you can go to goodbye at the end.
Speaker 1: And we were asking this alleged spirit some questions and
Speaker 1: it kept going to goodbye like ending, ending, and we
Speaker 1: were like, no, no, no, we have another question. And then
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. The board and the little thing you
Speaker 1: move around what's that called the you know, lifted off
Speaker 1: to the table and flew across the room and hit
Speaker 1: the wall. Stop it swear. So it wasn't like my
Speaker 1: friend was like, oh, look I'm doing it, Like we
Speaker 1: were both there and we were both like what And
Speaker 1: of course we told our parents and they didn't believe us.
Speaker 1: But it happened, and I didn't do the Luigi board
Speaker 1: ever again for at least four or five years, and
Speaker 1: I started again. We have a Ouigi board now, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: They're creepy.
Speaker 1: Kids bring it out when they have friends over. It's
Speaker 1: like shock value. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: What's crazy to me is that Ouiji boards are sold
Speaker 1: in children's like toy stores.
Speaker 2: But isn't that toy.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a toy, but like you can really
Speaker 1: conjure up like the other side.
Speaker 2: Why does a feather stiff as a board? You never know?
Speaker 1: I love that game. I never found that game to
Speaker 1: work though, But gosh after watching The Craft, that movie
Speaker 1: was yeah about the cult and the teens, and yeah,
Speaker 1: all my friends and I played that and we never
Speaker 1: got anyone to like rise though, did you? No?
Speaker 2: Never? Never? Ever? But the Craft is like that's these
Speaker 2: movies right there, Yeah, on the top of the list.
Speaker 2: If you could erase one thing from your memory, would
Speaker 2: it be?
Speaker 1: And why I could erase one thing from my memory?
Speaker 1: What would it be? And why see it? Like I'm
Speaker 1: a good game player, Like I just restated the question
Speaker 1: so that I could stall it's a good chess movement.
Speaker 2: I would geometry because I need space for other things.
Speaker 1: I would erase probably I don't even know what it is,
Speaker 1: but the first human that put it into my head
Speaker 1: that I wasn't good enough, I would erase that notion
Speaker 1: because then I feel like my life would have been
Speaker 1: a whole different journey. Like that, self doubt has stayed
Speaker 1: in my brain forever, and you know, it could have
Speaker 1: been from anything. I don't know if it started during
Speaker 1: like childhood or nine o two one zero and hearing
Speaker 1: like fans be like, oh, she can't act, she's just
Speaker 1: on the show because of her dad. But like all
Speaker 1: of that, self doubt has just like lingered in my soul,
Speaker 1: my whole life, and so I never, like Ruthanne will
Speaker 1: tell you, but just the other day, what did you
Speaker 1: say to me yesterday that I always doubt myself? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pretty much, because yeah, that you always deliver and it's
Speaker 3: unfortunate you're the only person who doesn't seem to recognize that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah mm.
Speaker 2: If you could live in a world with no rules,
Speaker 2: what would you do well?
Speaker 1: I currently live in it. It's my own existence. It's
Speaker 1: I like breaking rules, but all like real rules, just
Speaker 1: like being rebellious a world. Sorry I didn't listen to you.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I said, if you could live in a world
Speaker 2: with no rules, what would be the one rule you'd
Speaker 2: be excited to break?
Speaker 1: Like what constitutes a rule? Though? I mean like it's
Speaker 1: an judge, Like it's not unjudged. It's just like judgmental rules.
Speaker 1: It's not like you know what I don't like. I
Speaker 1: really don't like the notion that is it? What is
Speaker 1: the old saying? Like after forty I think like a
Speaker 1: woman can't you know, shouldn't wear red lipstick? Or I
Speaker 1: think there's an age they put on it historically, Like
Speaker 1: I hate those rules, like because of your age, you
Speaker 1: can't wear certain things, you can't do make up a
Speaker 1: certain way, you can't have long hair at certain age.
Speaker 1: You I don't know. I just believe, like for me,
Speaker 1: fashion is in my soul, So whatever speaks to me,
Speaker 1: and I kind of go all over the place throughout
Speaker 1: different eras and decades and different trends vintage to current,
Speaker 1: and so I hate being told like, oh, you're too
Speaker 1: old to be dressing that way, it's like, but that's
Speaker 1: what my soul wants to do right now. And I
Speaker 1: love fashion and appreciate it and if it's currently and
Speaker 1: I want to dress that way and I feel good
Speaker 1: in it, like I should be able to. So yeah,
Speaker 1: fashion rules broken by misspelling.
Speaker 2: Let's move to some funny and lighthearted ones because I'm
Speaker 2: excited to hear your answer on this question because I
Speaker 2: think it's gonna be funny. If you were a flavor
Speaker 2: of ice cream, what would you be called and what
Speaker 2: would be your main ingredient?
Speaker 1: Ooh, meat e tea. We know we can. I do
Speaker 1: a meat ice cream.
Speaker 2: I mean it's your flavor. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I really like meat. Sorry, I'm a meat and potatoes
Speaker 1: kind of girl. So and I like savory not sweet.
Speaker 1: So oh I love sour things too. I think i'd
Speaker 1: have to. I don't know if there's a way to
Speaker 1: make like a savory you had a hint of sweet
Speaker 1: like ice cream. I would like to do that and
Speaker 1: have like, yeah, I don't know, that was grossweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you make it sound like it's gonna be like
Speaker 2: a Shepherd's pie with sweet potato ice cream.
Speaker 1: I mean, you had me there till you said sweet potato.
Speaker 1: I was all for it. Well that was the sweet
Speaker 1: off with some frozen peas nine not two. No, Donna
Speaker 1: Martin was famous for eating ice cream and popcorn. That
Speaker 1: was like her thing and that like fans to this
Speaker 1: day are still like, I eat ice cream and popcorn
Speaker 1: because of you. Do you really eat it? I'm like nope.
Speaker 1: They thought for sure that must have been like a
Speaker 1: personal thing so that the writers incorporated it into the
Speaker 1: dialogue for Donna, but it wasn't. So I don't know
Speaker 1: who created that. But okay, wait, I'm a puns girl,
Speaker 1: so I got to be able to think of something
Speaker 1: with my name in it.
Speaker 2: Meat e tea was pretty good.
Speaker 1: And I meant it like yeah, and I'll stand by
Speaker 1: my meat ice cream. So there's thirty one flavors. There's
Speaker 1: more than that now, right, something for everyone.
Speaker 2: What's the weirdest childhood nickname that you've ever received and
Speaker 2: is there a story behind it?
Speaker 1: I mean, my childhood nickname was Toto because when I
Speaker 1: was little, I couldn't say my name, so I said
Speaker 1: to Toe, So my dad just always called me Tote.
Speaker 1: But when I tell people that, they're like, like the
Speaker 1: band Toto I'm like no, and then it gets worse.
Speaker 1: Or the dog from Wizard of Oz. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: that's Toto. My nickname is Tote, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I still love that name. My mom still calls me that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so sweet. If you could create a holiday,
Speaker 2: what would it because and how would you celebrate it.
Speaker 1: I'm over holidays having I was like the holiday girl,
Speaker 1: like I love to decorate, I love to cook, I
Speaker 1: love to bake, like holidays are super important to me.
Speaker 1: But with five kids, like oh the wear and tear,
Speaker 1: I would like it to be like an on a holiday,
Speaker 1: not silly. I can think of a good holiday. What
Speaker 1: holiday would I like? It would be don't call me
Speaker 1: Mom day. I'm really grateful to be mom, but like
Speaker 1: it would be nice if there's one day where you
Speaker 1: don't hear mom, Mom. I have a question. I need something.
Speaker 1: I need that, Like, I guess that's Mother's Day. But
Speaker 1: Mother's Day is all about my kids for me, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not the mom that is like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: my partner or my ex to like take the kids
Speaker 1: for the day and I'm going to go get a
Speaker 1: massage and spend the day, you know, zoning out like
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, I want to be with my kids.
Speaker 1: So I end up just doing whatever they think i'd
Speaker 1: want to do, which I don't really know what I
Speaker 1: want to do because I have no me time. So
Speaker 1: so yeah, don't call me mom day. You get the
Speaker 1: whole day off. Everyone's taken care of, but they're still
Speaker 1: around you because I don't want to be without them.
Speaker 1: But they can't say my name, which is mom, and
Speaker 1: they can't ask me for anything. They can all be there.
Speaker 1: I think every mom will concur with this day.
Speaker 2: I agree, what fictional world would you want to live
Speaker 2: in for a month and how would you spend your
Speaker 2: time there?
Speaker 1: Ooh, I've always wanted to live in the twenties. I
Speaker 1: think I would have fit in the twenties mostly for fashion,
Speaker 1: but and my big eyes would have been appreciated then,
Speaker 1: and then I could have done black and white films
Speaker 1: and I feel like my big eyes would have really
Speaker 1: popped on screen, and oh my gosh, yeah, I could
Speaker 1: have had a whole different career. Definitely the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 4: I feel like living in the Great Gatsby, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: but a version where like girls run the world because
Speaker 4: I feel like nineteen twenties you were either one or
Speaker 4: there were two types of women, you know, like the
Speaker 4: rebellious women, like the flappers, like were the not good
Speaker 4: girls and they drink and they were sassy and like,
Speaker 4: so I would not I wouldn't want to be.
Speaker 1: Like a housewife in the fifties. I'd want to be
Speaker 1: a girl in the nineteen twenties that like could do
Speaker 1: everything without being labeled a bad girl.
Speaker 2: What's the funniest joke you know?
Speaker 1: Okay, so little known fact. I actually hate jokes. I'm
Speaker 1: really not a joke person. And people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have this joke, or they could get books of
Speaker 1: like jokes, and like I feel like that's a thing
Speaker 1: like dad jokes, and it's like there's never like mom
Speaker 1: jokes because I feel like that's more of like a
Speaker 1: male thing. Men are always like, listen to this joke,
Speaker 1: and You're like, Okay, I just don't love jokes. I
Speaker 1: don't like listening to them sitting there nervous for the person.
Speaker 1: Are they going to deliver the punchline? And am I
Speaker 1: gonna laugh or fake laugh? I just want to end,
Speaker 1: and they're going slowly trying to get to the punchline,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I used to. When I was younger, I
Speaker 1: used to go to comedy shows with I had a
Speaker 1: friend and one of his best friends was the stand
Speaker 1: up comedian and this is I was like in my
Speaker 1: early twenties. And he would be like, Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: see her perform. And I always felt so much pressure.
Speaker 1: And he would always have like a good table or
Speaker 1: a good seat up close, and I'd be like so
Speaker 1: much pressure watching all these comedians because I want to laugh,
Speaker 1: Like that's my for them, right, I mean, I guess not.
Speaker 1: They're there to entertain people. I felt like I was
Speaker 1: there to accept their entertainment. So I developed this thing
Speaker 1: where I would just sit there and make the motion
Speaker 1: of laughing, but I wouldn't physically laugh, so I wouldn't
Speaker 1: exert any energy. So I would just and they couldn't hear,
Speaker 1: so I would just be like, no, but no sound,
Speaker 1: So yeah, that saves you energy wise. Anyway, I hate jokes, so.
Speaker 2: For people who couldn't see that, I'm just gonna let
Speaker 2: them know that you were just giggling and planting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just gets you don't exert like an actual like sound,
Speaker 1: No sound emanates through your body. You I feel like
Speaker 1: you preserve your energy better, but you make the motion
Speaker 1: of your mouth opening to laugh without doing it.
Speaker 2: It's a choice, it's a choice. I think it's really funny.
Speaker 2: They also say here that you need to be answering
Speaker 2: questions as a host toy to engage your listener. So,
Speaker 2: thinking about what we talked about today, one of the
Speaker 2: questions is, how can your listeners apply what has been
Speaker 2: discussed today on the show?
Speaker 1: Wow? How can how can they answer.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be answering every time? Because I feel like
Speaker 2: we're losing that battle.
Speaker 1: What can they apply from this? God, don't listen to me.
Speaker 1: I mean listen to me, but don't listen to me.
Speaker 1: Right that it's okay to be weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay to be weird, and it's okay to
Speaker 2: be yourself and it's okay too.
Speaker 1: It's okay at a comedy show not to laugh out
Speaker 1: loud if you don't think it's funny, but do move
Speaker 1: your mouth so they don't single out you.
Speaker 2: Can you be friends with people who don't usually share
Speaker 2: your same ideas or values?
Speaker 1: Of course? I mean yeah, we had a career of it.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, of course, I mean, it's always better
Speaker 1: to find your people that creative, especially like you have
Speaker 1: a creative brain, I think to find those people that
Speaker 1: get that on that level. And also I think it's
Speaker 1: important that you find people that are like minded. When
Speaker 1: it comes to kindness, I think people that actually really care.
Speaker 1: But I think socially and work wise, you can be
Speaker 1: friendly with people that don't have your exact ideas and
Speaker 1: creative instincts.
Speaker 2: Okay, we talked about the ice cream and the popcorn,
Speaker 2: but that was so Donna Martin. So what's the strangest
Speaker 2: food combination that you enjoy the others tend to find
Speaker 2: super odd?
Speaker 1: Oh, I have a one favorite like go to like
Speaker 1: midnight snack, and it's cottage cheese, peanut butter and apple sauce.
Speaker 1: And whenever I tell people this, they're like what, But
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's soothing, it's comforting, it's ego a little
Speaker 1: sweet and then savory because you get the salty from
Speaker 1: the peanut butter, creaminess from the cottage cheese, and then
Speaker 1: like the refreshing from the apple sauce. So so yeah,
Speaker 1: I do a scoop of cottage cheese in a bowl
Speaker 1: and then a scoop of peanut butter, and then I
Speaker 1: take the squeezy packet of apple sauce and squeeze one
Speaker 1: packet in and I mix it all up and eat it.
Speaker 1: It's really good. Some flower butters get in there too. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: do you think it's weird or not a weird combo?
Speaker 2: I think like all three of those things individually in
Speaker 2: my mind, I would never thought of putting them together.
Speaker 1: It's really tasty, like my mouth watering right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be willing to try it for sure. But
Speaker 2: because like I also like cottage cheese with pineapples as
Speaker 2: my late night snack.
Speaker 1: I'm just a big fan of cottage cheese. Like I
Speaker 1: really really amazing cottage cheese. Do you ever eat it with?
Speaker 1: Just like I'm a big fan of Lauri's seasoning salt.
Speaker 2: My god, yes, just saw on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just salt, little crack pepper. But Larry's seasoning salt
Speaker 1: is like my miracle seasoning for anything. I like, literally
Speaker 1: put in everything I've been eating since I was a kid,
Speaker 1: So like that's like my magic.
Speaker 2: Take the little balls and like put them on your
Speaker 2: tongue and press them against the top of your roof
Speaker 2: for your mouth and like the balls, little cottage cheese balls,
Speaker 2: because they're all like little balls. And then I'll like,
Speaker 2: not that I do this because that would be weird,
Speaker 2: but like I put it on your tongue and then
Speaker 2: you push it to the roof of your mouth and
Speaker 2: smash it a little ball cheese.
Speaker 1: I no, no, no about doing that, because I guess
Speaker 1: I don't think of them as individual little balls. But
Speaker 1: I see what you mean almost like they're like little
Speaker 1: baby Boba balls but creamy. Okay, I'll give that try
Speaker 1: next time. If you'll try my concoction, I'll try it. Okay.
Speaker 2: Would you live your life differently if you could do
Speaker 2: it again?
Speaker 1: M hmmm, No, my life's not over, just like the
Speaker 1: the youthful part of my life. No, because I believe
Speaker 1: everything in our lives is a teaching want to gag
Speaker 1: on my own voice right now. And if you go
Speaker 1: back and change things, then you're changing your reality and
Speaker 1: future and journey that we're supposed to be on this. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I I guess not. I mean, yeah, I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: sold my first house.
Speaker 2: What is the weirdest talent you have?
Speaker 1: Oh? What is the weirdest talent that I have? I
Speaker 1: can hold anything between my boobs and I could do
Speaker 1: the flying splits.
Speaker 2: What are flying splits?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I do a running start and I go full on
Speaker 1: into the splits in mid air and land on ground.
Speaker 2: Where have you done this.
Speaker 1: Everywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've even incorporated it into work. Like I did a
Speaker 1: play once in LA called Maybe Baby It's You, and
Speaker 1: there was like some like fun dance scene and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you guys, I could do the flying
Speaker 1: splits and they were like, what are the flying splits?
Speaker 1: So I did it and then I was committed to
Speaker 1: doing like flying splits across the stage, like going full on,
Speaker 1: like hard pounding pushs to the floor every single night.
Speaker 1: So that got Yeah, I was lucky. I'm still able
Speaker 1: to have kids. But the good news is I'm fifty
Speaker 1: one and I can still do them. It's a really
Speaker 1: fun party trick. Yeah. I'm very flexible. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wish I could apply that somewhere in my life. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like hyper flexible, Like it's I'm like oddly flexible.
Speaker 1: And so I think if I had known what this
Speaker 1: talent was when I was younger, I maybe would have
Speaker 1: also become a contortionist and not just because my name
Speaker 1: isationist contortion. Oh my god, like to so yeah, I
Speaker 1: like all that stuff, Like I'm not a sports girl,
Speaker 1: but again I'm very flexible, so like that stuff's right
Speaker 1: in my wheelhouse. Although I can't do a backbend, can't
Speaker 1: do oh so a cartwheel. I think I failed seventh
Speaker 1: grade pe because I couldn't do a cartwheel and the
Speaker 1: pe teacher like shamed me, and I was so embarrassed
Speaker 1: from the class when we had like Jim, anyway, what
Speaker 1: turns you on food?
Speaker 2: Do you think you're a good kisser?
Speaker 1: Very good kisser? I don't know, because I've been able
Speaker 1: to watch it back on camera on TV and film
Speaker 1: for thirty years, and I think I'm pretty good. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: How do you know when you're watching a movie if
Speaker 2: someone's a good kisser or bad kisser? Like when you're
Speaker 2: watching it.
Speaker 1: Well, I never Here's the thing. When I'm watching I
Speaker 1: never quite believe when people go in and do like
Speaker 1: a closed mouth kiss for a romantic scene, like I'm
Speaker 1: just like or barely open your mouth and I'm not
Speaker 1: talking like it's supposed to be a character driven thing,
Speaker 1: like it's just one little first kiss or she's shy
Speaker 1: or I don't know. It's supposed to be like ooh,
Speaker 1: that big kiss we've all been waiting for. And then
Speaker 1: you see an actor or actress kind of phoning it
Speaker 1: in as we would say, and I'm like, open your mouth,
Speaker 1: like that's how people kiss in real life. We close
Speaker 1: our eyes and we open our mouths, like I just think.
Speaker 2: It's odd with Tom Cruise Kelly McGillis Top Gun kiss
Speaker 2: or is.
Speaker 1: It was not a good one? You're saying I can't
Speaker 1: remember that kiss now?
Speaker 2: Yeh? Like the original Top Gun when they finally get
Speaker 2: together and lying in bed and he's like on top
Speaker 2: of her and it's like a black silhouette and you
Speaker 2: can see like open mouth kissing, like that was like kissing.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking like Gossip Girl Chuck and Blair kissing.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like you don't when you're watching
Speaker 1: a movie or a TV show, you don't want to
Speaker 1: see one of the actors eating the other actor's face.
Speaker 1: And I've had actors that do that as well, Like
Speaker 1: they go in for a kiss and like it's not
Speaker 1: just your mouth this way, it's like all around your
Speaker 1: mouth they're getting and it's like I know this is
Speaker 1: going to look on camera like, so don't do it
Speaker 1: that far. Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Who was the best picture that you've had a kiss
Speaker 3: on camera?
Speaker 1: On camera? On camera, I mean, I'm I guess I'm
Speaker 1: going to say Brian just because I had to kiss
Speaker 1: him off and on for ten years and we all
Speaker 1: know I really actually liked him in real life when
Speaker 1: I was young, so like that was always like felt
Speaker 1: really natural. I got to kiss Luke Perry once in
Speaker 1: a dream sequence and that was a really good kiss.
Speaker 2: But do you tell them if they're like slobbering on
Speaker 2: your face and you say, like, hey man, sweet, like
Speaker 2: just so you know that guy a little.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't tell people, No, I mean what can
Speaker 1: you do. You can like say to your makeup artists like,
Speaker 1: oh god, because like you and your makeup artists always
Speaker 1: have like the ends, like you're like in and out
Speaker 1: about the kissing scenes and so you know, you give
Speaker 1: the eyes and it means like oh God, like help
Speaker 1: me hear and like he gets bad breath, like give
Speaker 1: him a min or offer, you know something. And if
Speaker 1: they have to clean up your lips too much, I
Speaker 1: guess you can kind of like say some of them.
Speaker 1: They could be like, hey, when we do this shot again,
Speaker 1: can you mind just like not kissing her too hard
Speaker 1: because we have to keep reapplying. Make that.
Speaker 3: They should develop a product that you can like put
Speaker 3: around the outline of your lips that taste terrible to
Speaker 3: ensure that kissing scenes the guy doesn't go into big
Speaker 3: the kids like the stuff they used to make you
Speaker 3: stop biting your nails.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I feel like when you watch things back,
Speaker 1: you never see a woman going in for like eat
Speaker 1: your face kiss Like it's always a dude. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like my nose is in your mouth, like
Speaker 1: calm down. But I did play a hooker once and
Speaker 1: I had to kiss a lot of guys and that
Speaker 1: that was hard. Yeah, some we're attracted somewhere not it.
Speaker 2: Did you have to do a lot of research for
Speaker 2: that role?
Speaker 1: I did well. It was called co Ed call Girl,
Speaker 1: one of my best titles of one of my TV movies,
Speaker 1: And I was a co ed at college by day,
Speaker 1: you know, prostitute by night. She had to put herself
Speaker 1: through school. I mean, you know, I secretly have that
Speaker 1: I'm the good girl who secretly wants meeting like naughty.
Speaker 1: So this like that movie was right on brand. I
Speaker 1: was like so into like got to play me during
Speaker 1: the day kind of like Donna, and then at night
Speaker 1: I got to like I got to do like whole
Speaker 1: dancing and like strip teases and be a fluozy get
Speaker 1: all gussied up. Well, then in that movie Pimp, so
Speaker 1: it didn't work out.
Speaker 2: Well you shut your pimp.
Speaker 1: I did. I think it's based on true story.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez and Mikey Madison both said they had to
Speaker 2: do like crazy, crazy, crazy amount of work in order
Speaker 2: to do, Like Jennifer Lopez is Hustler to learn like
Speaker 2: all the pole dancing and stuff, and then Mikey Madison
Speaker 2: for Anura that just won the Oscar, like how to
Speaker 2: do crazy like learning how to dance like a sex worker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for there was definitely like a like a choreographer
Speaker 1: there when it was just like a strip cheese and
Speaker 1: just doing it just to show you, like the moves.
Speaker 1: But and then like I had to do it really
Speaker 1: slow and like it was all the camera stuff was
Speaker 1: like plammed out, so it wasn't just like instinctually do it,
Speaker 1: but it was like, Okay, the camera's going to be
Speaker 1: on you first, You're gonna like, you know, slip one
Speaker 1: like strap off your shoulder, then you're gonna run the
Speaker 1: other her hand through your hair. And it was just all, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was kind of nerve rocking. Actually, it's better when
Speaker 1: I can just like be me.
Speaker 2: Usually. I told them that you can hold things between
Speaker 2: your boobs and then also do flyin switch.
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, then she would have made more money
Speaker 1: and she wouldn't have had to shoot her pimp. So
Speaker 1: I really want to remake that movie. That's like on
Speaker 1: my bucket list to remake is the TV movie co
Speaker 1: Ed Call Girl, And so like we did reimagining a
Speaker 1: Mother May Asleep with Danger, that was one of my
Speaker 1: famous TV movies, and James Franco remade that and I
Speaker 1: was the daughter in the first one and then in
Speaker 1: the remake I was the mother. So in that vein,
Speaker 1: I would love to do co Ed Call Girl and
Speaker 1: be the madam. There wouldn't be a pimp. I would
Speaker 1: be the madam. So I'm putting it out there. I'm
Speaker 1: going to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it. Okay, Okay, the last one. What's
Speaker 2: the silliest thing you think you've ever purchased? Oh, for
Speaker 2: you for a present for the kids silliest.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think silliest. I do this weakly, like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, why am I blanking? I'm just looking
Speaker 1: around my room. Sure there's some here. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just got scammed recently because I saw something on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I should have known better, like it was like coming
Speaker 1: from China, and it was. But when they did this
Speaker 1: stick on Instagram, like your pores, you couldn't see your wrinkles,
Speaker 1: you couldn't see your your face looked like glass. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I know better, but
Speaker 1: I can't stop watching this. Oh my god, I know better,
Speaker 1: but now I'm ordering it. Oh and they're saying I
Speaker 1: get a better deal if I order three. Sure, and
Speaker 1: then I'll add on a pink version for another five dollars. Okay,
Speaker 1: why not.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it took forever to get here, and it was
Speaker 1: really cute packaging. But my daughter Sella, is like, you
Speaker 1: got scammed. I like used on my face and it
Speaker 1: was like chapstick, like it didn't do anything. But I
Speaker 1: love to get like really random things, like I come
Speaker 1: home with the most random things. But it gives my
Speaker 1: kids great joy to see the random things I buy.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you an example right now. I'm really
Speaker 1: mad at myself. You guys, what is that bird that's called?
Speaker 1: It's brown? A pheasant? Could there be a pheasant outside
Speaker 1: my house? That'd be weird? A pheasant?
Speaker 2: I totally could be one there.
Speaker 1: I think I just saw a pheasant.
Speaker 2: Exciting. So what did we learned today, Tori? About these questions?
Speaker 2: And did you like these popular podcast questions?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got really excited about them, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't have great answer. But I'm
Speaker 1: never stumped with answers, like I'm always good for that,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I'm not sure. Ooh, you know
Speaker 1: what I just got, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wait this weekend until the kids wait for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Have you heard about the new one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: eight dollar melon.
Speaker 2: Like the like the twenty dollars strawberry?
Speaker 1: Correct, there's one hundred and twenty eight dollar melon. Looks
Speaker 1: like a cannialope, I would say. And it's been all
Speaker 1: over TikTok and Instagram of people trying this one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty eight dollar melon. And I saw Bethany Frankel
Speaker 1: doing it. And I was like, that melon looks delicious,
Speaker 1: and so I reached out to them and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I see my friends like posting about this.
Speaker 1: This looks amazing. And they were like, oh, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: big fans, can we send you one? And I was
Speaker 1: like yes. So it just arrived yesterday in a box.
Speaker 1: This is fragile, and my kid's obsessed with opening boxes
Speaker 1: that appear here of random shit that I order all
Speaker 1: the time. But Bo picked it up and he goes, Mom,
Speaker 1: something heavy's in here. And he's like, now, like figured
Speaker 1: out by shaking things what type of things I order
Speaker 1: most often, and he's like, this is definitely a crystal.
Speaker 1: You ordered a crystal and I was like, recently, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. And then I got the notice your
Speaker 1: fruit was delivered and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys it's the one hundred and twenty eight dollars melon.
Speaker 1: So this weekend we're gonna do a taste test supposed
Speaker 1: to be the juiciest melon in existence. And they sent
Speaker 1: the strawberries for twenty bucks as well, So yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty excited about that. And I do like to find
Speaker 1: this most sour thing you can find. So I searched
Speaker 1: that a lot on Amazon, like you know how they
Speaker 1: had like the one chip. It was like the death chip.
Speaker 1: Do you remember this. That was like a big deal
Speaker 1: for a while. Okay, So you order this chip and
Speaker 1: you get one dorito looking chip and it's like Carolina
Speaker 1: Reefer is that right, Reaper? Not Reefer? Carolina Reaper. And
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like the Ghost Chili or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like the spiciest pepper or something. And the one
Speaker 1: chip in the dare is to eat this chip. So
Speaker 1: my kid and I did this, and this was all
Speaker 1: over line, and I was like, okay, I can handle it.
Speaker 1: So we both did it. I am not kidding. It
Speaker 1: was so spicy that my eyes were watering. It kept
Speaker 1: getting worse. I threw up and then I had to
Speaker 1: drink milk and then I had to go lay down
Speaker 1: for like an hour. It was the chip test. It's
Speaker 1: like death chip or something. Anyway, I'm more fascinated in
Speaker 1: sour things, though, So I go online and find like
Speaker 1: the most sour thing in the world and I order
Speaker 1: it to test it, and sour pickle stuff I like
Speaker 1: to like candy. Yeah, that's weird. Anything pickle. I order.
Speaker 1: I wish I had a blanket with pickles on it.