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Speaker 1: at this point, we've done so many second date updates.
Speaker 1: We've basically heard every type of date you could possibly imagine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. We've heard restaurant dates, hot air
Speaker 1: balloon dates, drunk dates, sober dates, dates that only happened
Speaker 1: in someone's dream and they didn't realize until we called
Speaker 1: the other person and she found out. Oh wait, that's right,
Speaker 1: it was all a figment of my imagination. Do you
Speaker 1: want to go out anyway? Done everything? Well, today we
Speaker 1: have a caller who did something that we haven't heard yet.
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't either, a very skeptical or.
Speaker 1: Her name's Nina, and she's the first person that we've
Speaker 1: spoken to who's gone on an actual zoom date. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't done a zoom day. Yes, no, not what
Speaker 1: a second date update on virtual date? Yeah? So, Nina
Speaker 1: would you zoom with? I zoomed with Evan? Is this
Speaker 1: your first ever zoom date? Two? It was like my
Speaker 1: second one. Oh okay, you're well versed. Yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm meeting an astronaut. Like, yeah, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: So tell us how you met Evan. I met Evan
Speaker 1: because he accepted me. You know how Facebook has the
Speaker 1: thing of like people you might know? People actually use
Speaker 1: that because at least you can see the mutual friends,
Speaker 1: and then if someone is interested, you can ask your
Speaker 1: mutual friends like hey, do you really know this person?
Speaker 1: I feel like every time it suggests something to me,
Speaker 1: it's like some friend of like my mom. Oh I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's how Facebook is. Yeah, on Facebook? So wait,
Speaker 1: I mean, how did you guys strike up a conversation?
Speaker 1: He just messaged you. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, so he
Speaker 1: just messages me and he was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just done. Hi. I so some pictures of the beach,
Speaker 1: and she really like going to the beach too. So
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, you know, I enjoy going
Speaker 1: out there. Seems like I like seeing you in your bikinis.
Speaker 1: It was like, actually the beach, right. So he passed
Speaker 1: the Facebook test how did the zoom call go? So
Speaker 1: at first he started off really well. So he had
Speaker 1: the idea of ordering food from the same restaurant and
Speaker 1: just Uber eats and stuff like that. So I thought
Speaker 1: that was cute. That is cute. So it's like, you
Speaker 1: guys are at the same restaurant, even though you're in
Speaker 1: your own houses, at least you're sharing the same food,
Speaker 1: and it's like three times as expensive as going to
Speaker 1: He bought it, so I was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: kind of cool. That's one. Then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's put on this playlist and then we just like
Speaker 1: literally had on like the same music and it was
Speaker 1: like it's gonna sound super teasy, but it was cute.
Speaker 1: It was like a little French cafe thing. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm I'll say, if you could get
Speaker 1: a zoom day. Yeah. I literally planned this out for
Speaker 1: somebody once I thought, and she can't. It sounds like
Speaker 1: he's done this before, like he's not new to the
Speaker 1: zoom date. And I liked them, Like, I mean, there
Speaker 1: were some internet issues, so it was like sometimes they
Speaker 1: were like a little awkward, yeah, because they're like, what,
Speaker 1: like I didn't hear what you're saying audio cuts out
Speaker 1: on zoom. Yeah. I mean first dates are awkward in themselves,
Speaker 1: but then when you can hardly hear the other person
Speaker 1: and there's music playing in the background, that's weird. Well,
Speaker 1: and it's like you can't read each other's body language.
Speaker 1: I mean, were you able to get some sort of
Speaker 1: like tell on his vibe or if he was into
Speaker 1: you or not. Evan he was cool because he would
Speaker 1: like listen when I said something and then answered you guys.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds like a really low bar, but
Speaker 1: it is really hard for men and other people to hit.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's a it's a really easy way
Speaker 1: to see who a person is pretty quickly, right, because
Speaker 1: it's pretty right in front of you if you're only
Speaker 1: able to talk No, And Evan like, he just looks
Speaker 1: pretty normal from what I was gathering. So I was
Speaker 1: just going for that, like, okay, okay, so I mean
Speaker 1: flowing reviews. Yeah, like how did it end? This is
Speaker 1: the weird part that I was not expecting. We're talking
Speaker 1: about paddle boarding, because I was telling him that I
Speaker 1: wanted to go out there, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he stops and looks down and he's just like oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta go in a few minutes, So waiting down
Speaker 1: like at his phone or did he just look down
Speaker 1: naturally like ashamed of something. I mean, he was on
Speaker 1: his laptop, so I'm assuming it was his phone. But
Speaker 1: he just like you know, like when you have that
Speaker 1: look in your face like oh crap. See I can't swim.
Speaker 1: So I would be like, oh crap, that's why you
Speaker 1: brought up people. I can't do that. He had a
Speaker 1: bad experience with a paddleboard in his past, like a
Speaker 1: paddleboard snuck into his room one night and like touched him.
Speaker 1: We are so far off right now. A lot of
Speaker 1: you a lot of paddleboard stories like that. So what
Speaker 1: did you think it was? Why did he have to
Speaker 1: go so quick? I don't know. I don't know. Like
Speaker 1: we didn't even get to the dirt, and I'm a
Speaker 1: sucker for a like chocolate cake, and we had like
Speaker 1: finished by me all I said, okay, bye. I think
Speaker 1: the obvious question in this situation is were you wearing pants?
Speaker 1: Because that can that can really affect out the day,
Speaker 1: you know what. I was gonna say no because I
Speaker 1: was wearing a dress. Wouldn't the guys stay on the line,
Speaker 1: if you weren't wearing pants like that wouldn't make a
Speaker 1: guy look down in shame and leave. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It depends on what was happening down below that screen
Speaker 1: for him. He's like, oh, I gotta go below his screen.
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, I don't know that. What do you
Speaker 1: think it is. I'm hoping he's not one of those
Speaker 1: guys that are like cheating on their wife or girlfriend.
Speaker 1: And I got attack, so I'm honey and on the
Speaker 1: way home, and then I was like, okay, I thought, dude,
Speaker 1: and it'd be so easy to do on a zoom call. Sure,
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't feel that guilty. We wouldn't do anything
Speaker 1: right like that would be that would be the excuse. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you're the your type of woman that wants like
Speaker 1: a guy to be like loyal and still single. She
Speaker 1: does have pretty big demands. Oh god, okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: like that bar is so low right now, Well, let's
Speaker 1: see if we can push it down just a little
Speaker 1: bit lower. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Evan for you, and we'll try and get
Speaker 1: you a second date. Update. Okay, all right, hold on,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in for the second date update.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners named Nina met a guy named
Speaker 1: Evan of her Facebook and apparently Evan checks all her boxes.
Speaker 1: He's got a mouth that he can talk out of.
Speaker 1: He's got ears that he can listen with two of them. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of guys just have the one and they
Speaker 1: don't even use it. But this guy has both ears,
Speaker 1: knows how to listen. Ladies are turned on right, just
Speaker 1: as you say. Plus he's got decent but still kind
Speaker 1: of spotty wifis. He's a real charmer. So Nina and
Speaker 1: Evan were enjoying a nice zoom date together. Then at
Speaker 1: a certain point, Evan had this shocked expression come over
Speaker 1: his face. He looked down and said he had to
Speaker 1: get going. She doesn't know why, but ever since then,
Speaker 1: Evan seems to be kind of avoiding her. And that's
Speaker 1: why we're stepping into help. All that sound right, Nina? Yep? Right?
Speaker 1: You know, how are you feeling going into this? Because
Speaker 1: I mean, you found a guy who listens to you.
Speaker 1: That feels like there's a lot on the line right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll take what I can get. Are you nervous?
Speaker 1: Are you excited? What do you think. I'm nervous. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I'm hoping he's not like married
Speaker 1: with three kids. I don't know. They just sound too
Speaker 1: good to be true the way Jeff described to him,
Speaker 1: there's got to be something wrong with him. But I
Speaker 1: do think I'll take what I could get. Should be
Speaker 1: the new slogan for some dating there. Maybe shouldn't be
Speaker 1: for plenty of fish or something like I'll take what
Speaker 1: I can get. All right? Are you ready to call Levin? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right? Are ming him? No? No, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: just we're gonna take what we can get. Wrong, all right, name,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the phone number right now? Here we go? Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Evan? Please? Yeah? This is him. Hi, Evan.
Speaker 1: My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Do you have a second to talk
Speaker 1: with us? Uh? I'm sorry, what is this about? This
Speaker 1: is about your dating life, because apparently you do it
Speaker 1: really well, a lot better than most guys do. That's
Speaker 1: actually true. He's not being facetious. I'm sorry. How do
Speaker 1: you know this? Because that's true? Maybe I should clarify.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners reached out to us to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. You went on a zoom date
Speaker 1: with her, and she had a really good time. Her
Speaker 1: name is Nina. Okay, that's not a good noise. It
Speaker 1: is not a good side. It sounded like an awesome
Speaker 1: zoom date. She told us about the day, and she
Speaker 1: says that it was really really fun that you guys
Speaker 1: ordered some food together and played some romantic music over
Speaker 1: the video chat and you spoke. She was blown away
Speaker 1: that you could speak and listen. Yea, so she's confused
Speaker 1: while you're avoiding her. Uh yeah, you know, she seemed cool.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to do a nice job, you know,
Speaker 1: make it a nice time. And that's just like a
Speaker 1: blank background. Yeah. I was impressed. I mean I felt
Speaker 1: like you put in the extra effort and it would
Speaker 1: take a lot to like get the two herber drivers
Speaker 1: to deliver the food at the same time, to do
Speaker 1: two different locations. Like you put in some work for this.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't that much work. You're building it
Speaker 1: up like I orchestrated some whole thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was pretty easy. It wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 1: Don't downplay it, man, I think you got to remember,
Speaker 1: even the bar is very low and dating these days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at this point, you're basically the George Clooney of Zoom calls. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's exactly what George would have said to be handsome.
Speaker 1: So anyway, what's the deal, Like, why aren't you calling
Speaker 1: her back? Because she really likes you. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: had a nice time, but it's just clear that she's
Speaker 1: hiding things. That she's hiding things. She feels like you're
Speaker 1: hiding things. What wait, wait, what do you mean she
Speaker 1: feels like I'm hiding things? Well, she said the phone
Speaker 1: call ended abruptly, and you had this weird look on
Speaker 1: your face, and she didn't know what made you so concerned. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're like talking, We're having a nice time. I
Speaker 1: can't remember what we were talking about exactly. It was
Speaker 1: like the beach or like paddle boarding or something. And
Speaker 1: I look up at the screen and right behind her,
Speaker 1: a naked dude walks through the frame. Whoa, whoa yeah,
Speaker 1: And you didn't say like, who's the naked dude? You
Speaker 1: just know. Chloti was like I've got to go, oh wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't really know what to do.
Speaker 1: And the thing is is that like it happened twice.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you weren't like seeing something else? Wait?
Speaker 1: Twice as twice as in two separate naked dudes or
Speaker 1: the same naked dude twice? You know, I wasn't looking
Speaker 1: too closely, but it seems like it was the same
Speaker 1: naked dude. Okay, I'm trying to get a visual of it.
Speaker 1: Was was it like directly behind her or was it
Speaker 1: way way off in the distance in the background. Dudes,
Speaker 1: describe what he looks like in great detail. Look, I've
Speaker 1: tried to block it from my memory, so I don't
Speaker 1: really remember. I mean he was he was, you know,
Speaker 1: relatively close, and he walked by. He was like holding
Speaker 1: a jar of peanut butter or something. I don't really
Speaker 1: know what just happened. What was he going to do?
Speaker 1: Is Oh my god? Wait, she's saying thing about random
Speaker 1: naked guy. It seems like she was either like very
Speaker 1: comfortable with it or had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you bring it to her attention? Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you ask, like, who's the naked guy in the background? Yeah, Look,
Speaker 1: I was on a zoom call on a first date.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like ask that. I'm not gonna point
Speaker 1: behind her be like, who's that naked guy? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my curiosity would be killing me. You it's like, well,
Speaker 1: there's a naked guy. Never mind, you know, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to know. I mean, maybe we should just ask
Speaker 1: Nina who that was right now, because she's been on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and she actually wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you, Evan, he's on the other line. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I should have mentioned that earlier. Nina. What'd you laugh?
Speaker 1: This is awesome? Terrible? Who's the naked guy? Nita? Oh a,
Speaker 1: Brin was staring up? Can you explain what's going on? Okay,
Speaker 1: my parents have been staying with me. Don't tell me
Speaker 1: that was your dad. Do not tell me that was
Speaker 1: your dad. So after they retired, all they have been
Speaker 1: doing is like traveling, So they have spent most of
Speaker 1: like the winter in Europe and like summer and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. So they got into this sting of like
Speaker 1: just being free. It was like their midlife prices things.
Speaker 1: So when I'm not like in the room, they will
Speaker 1: like walk around naked and no one like nuitics colonies
Speaker 1: and like they huff friends whatever, and they're they're really
Speaker 1: like into it. So now your dad just runs amuck
Speaker 1: naked and you don't even care. Well, it's like an
Speaker 1: American thing. I feel to be very tabooish about that.
Speaker 1: But like, if you go to any European country, you
Speaker 1: will find people on the beach toaplets. So there you go, Evan,
Speaker 1: it's her dad. Does that make you feel better? Dad?
Speaker 1: You're telling me that your dad was walking naked through
Speaker 1: your zoom call. That's okay. So I'm like, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. You could literally see down the hall,
Speaker 1: like my house is pretty big, Like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Evan. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's close with her family, which is good. They may
Speaker 1: need to work on some boundaries, right if you were
Speaker 1: updating her. My parents don't live with me. They don't
Speaker 1: live with me. Okay, they were visiting. But yeah, and
Speaker 1: she's a real free, liberated spirit, which is a fun
Speaker 1: person to date. I'm just saying of it. Okay, you
Speaker 1: guys are just believing her, But how do you know
Speaker 1: that she's like telling the truth. I've only been on
Speaker 1: one zoom date with her. I haven't even seen her
Speaker 1: in person, Like, I don't know, I just feel like
Speaker 1: I'm getting set up here. I feel really uncomfortable, honestly,
Speaker 1: Like if it's a large, old white guy, that was
Speaker 1: my dad, and I don't know what else to tell you,
Speaker 1: Like it's not something that you know my parents had
Speaker 1: at that point, Like they're older. They had me when
Speaker 1: they were older, so they will do whatever the hell
Speaker 1: they want. All right, Well, maybe the answer to this
Speaker 1: is for you guys to do one more zoom date
Speaker 1: and then we have Nina. You bring your dad back
Speaker 1: on naked peanut butter jar around just to make sure
Speaker 1: that we can get a perfect comparison, and then Evan
Speaker 1: will be able to tell for certain whether or not
Speaker 1: it really was your dad the last time. My dad
Speaker 1: has a sixth sense of humor. Who would totally direct
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're willing to do that, we will
Speaker 1: pay for the peanut butter. Come on, Evan, I think
Speaker 1: you should say yes. Honestly, she has such a good
Speaker 1: sense of humor. If she promises not to do the
Speaker 1: naked dad thing again, then yeah, I'll do a second zoomer. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is where dating's at. I promise her to do
Speaker 1: the naked dad thing again. Well, there you go. Congratulations Nina,
Speaker 1: you got a second date. Oh my god, Well make
Speaker 1: sure my dad wears hands and make sure let's get
Speaker 1: your mom naked on the next zoom. No, thank you,
Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five