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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy This. I'm your host. Kevin Pollock,

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin Polo was that? Yeah? I don't know

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Speaker 1: if time for today. Let's meet our archemist, shall we ah?

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer yes okay, James eny here, Craigkowski, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Chris okay, Doug Baine thumbs up, Engineer of the Stars.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's jump in. Thank you again for listening

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Speaker 1: including your family. Here we go. First scene up is

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Speaker 1: from al Casper. Hey, Gang, just wanted to say I

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Speaker 1: absolutely love the show and have been locked in my

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Speaker 1: head off since I heard about it back when you

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Speaker 1: were all on your third episode or so love it

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Speaker 1: so I haven't seen suggestion the Gang or a bunch

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Speaker 1: of semi famous hipster foodie restaurant reviewers and they're on

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Speaker 1: their way to a mountainside restaurant with their cat with

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Speaker 1: their car. Would excuse me their cat? When that's so

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Speaker 1: dyslexic when their car gets stranded in a snowstorm. A

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Speaker 1: couple of hours pass and they all start getting really hungry,

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Speaker 1: and they start digging through the car, eating awful old

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Speaker 1: stuff they find in glove box and what have you.

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Speaker 1: And then they can't stoup themselves from reviewing it. Um,

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Speaker 1: maybe it gets they get stuck in there longer, and

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Speaker 1: some cannibalism. I'll leave that to you. Um okay, and

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Speaker 1: let's see some of the group are disgusted while one

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Speaker 1: or two begin cooking up a piece of the group

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Speaker 1: and begin reviewing the taste for the food show and

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Speaker 1: so on. Should it go that far? Um? And it shouldn't. Really,

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Speaker 1: shouldn't you decide? Have fun? Love the show so hard?

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Speaker 1: Al Casper red car, red car? That was not a

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Speaker 1: red car. It's a point for me, I'm not keep Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We stopped learning that about two miles. Oh man, all right,

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Speaker 1: I know everyone is upset with me, but I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you hold on. Well, I just wanted to explain myself

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Speaker 1: one lesson that I'm clear one less time. There must

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Speaker 1: be a leak in my cast tank, because surely I

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Speaker 1: would fill up the entire tank before we went on

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Speaker 1: this long trip. Yeah, that would make sense. So you're

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Speaker 1: cheap man, that's a seat. That's that's not what does

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Speaker 1: that you mean? I mean you don't spend money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a good thing. I say. No, you're calling

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Speaker 1: yourself like a minimalist, but you're just cheap skid. I'm

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Speaker 1: a total minimalist. Because those are stopped. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: take the cat out for a walk. Okay, did you

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Speaker 1: bring the leash? No? No, he's good, he's good. All right,

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Speaker 1: you got you know the call though? R Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know the call? Alright. Cool? You wearing like eight sweaters? Dude,

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Speaker 1: you're not a minimalist. No, well, I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: turn the heat on. I didn't want to. You have

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Speaker 1: bubble heads over the back of your car skin. You're

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Speaker 1: an excessist, dude. I would give the babble had the

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Speaker 1: three on on five forks a gift three that's great. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'm later all in good spirits. I'll keep turning

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Speaker 1: to mess up the car. It's gas. Did your chains?

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to snow at some point. I love snow, right,

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Speaker 1: it's so beautiful, it's pretty impressive. Have you been to

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Speaker 1: that restaurant in Iceland. It's all but I followed them

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Speaker 1: on Instagram Main advice. It's pretty great. They have one

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Speaker 1: Did you Yeah, it's so dumb. It's so dumb. That's

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Speaker 1: called the cat. Catch name is Owl. So cool. I

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Speaker 1: told you you should have brought the lead. Guys, just

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Speaker 1: think I lost the cat. He's not coming back. It's

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Speaker 1: Owl the big Yeah, I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: Just decided he's not going to be back. And they

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Speaker 1: got two minutes, so one. Just talk about so many

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Speaker 1: questions and give us some information, tell us some things.

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Speaker 1: How how would you like to let's go find a

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Speaker 1: cat all of us, four of us at least, how

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Speaker 1: about two of us? Those two of us, I'll help

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Speaker 1: you find. Look. Look, I don't mean to be this

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Speaker 1: like human life is more important than cat life. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, exactly what is wrong with you? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: But the only reason we're social media influencers in the

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Speaker 1: first places, we bring a cat to every restaurant. We

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Speaker 1: were you bring a cat to every restaurant. That's why

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Speaker 1: you're popular. I don't know about famous. Okay, what's growing on?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. We need We're all friends. Let's

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Speaker 1: red cars go by next time, we wave them down

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Speaker 1: because we need help help. We are in a bad situation.

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Speaker 1: Great to question, bro, I haven't seen your cars go

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Speaker 1: buy in a while. I think we're in the middle

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Speaker 1: had traction before the cat got involved. Yes, I have grown.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing along owl, But even before that,

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Speaker 1: I had a lot of traction. We know that. No

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Speaker 1: problem s you kids, Okay, Hey, you kids, Okay, y'all

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Speaker 1: better get moon ers. A big storm coming. Can you

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Speaker 1: help us here? Um Skid calls himself a mentalist, but

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Speaker 1: he basically just is cheap okay, And he didn't feel

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Speaker 1: at the gas tank. And now we're here and the cat.

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Speaker 1: Do you like cats? Anybody we can't find? Can you

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Speaker 1: help us? You say he's a mentalist. No, he's a minimalist.

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Speaker 1: It's a good show, it's a good show, sir, Do

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Speaker 1: you have any more of those snow shoes perhaps? Or

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Speaker 1: are those the only ones you have? Oh? I got

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Speaker 1: some little ones for cats. Or no, he's got a

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Speaker 1: jerky belt. Can we have some of your jerky? Well,

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Speaker 1: then my pants will fall well, so y'all better get

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Speaker 1: him moving on. Hey, sir, we're going to Foop. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how far away food filan the little restaurant. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like it's an Icelandic farm to table. I'm a

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Speaker 1: cozy play welcome to buying up all the land around here? Well,

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Speaker 1: who's those people are talking to? Paul? And some people

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Speaker 1: got stuck down. It's all right, Oh, I'm coming out there.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming up there in the cave. St stay in

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Speaker 1: the cage. I haven't seen people a long time. Stay

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Speaker 1: in the cave. You don't come out. I'm Paul. Please,

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Speaker 1: ye'all better get a moving on. My boy comes out here.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna like that, all right, have you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Move because we don't have gas, and I think and

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Speaker 1: this is the type of car, unfortunately skid that runs

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Speaker 1: on gas. Because someone can't move over to electric and

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Speaker 1: get with it. I have ranting department. I don't why

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Speaker 1: don't we have these people come back to our house

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Speaker 1: party himself an environmentalist, and you guys and you usually

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Speaker 1: you know, you know what she used to call herselves

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, my girlfriend. She used to call herself my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Once upon a time they did not live happen, Kenny,

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Speaker 1: there's the cat grabbit Academy. Okay, okay, okay, kiddie, kid

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Speaker 1: give me that kid, just give us, give us. Isn't

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Speaker 1: covered in blind he doesn't even look like himself. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you Why don't you all come to my house

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Speaker 1: have a little bit. We're trying to go to film.

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Speaker 1: People waiting? Are you serving um? Good question we should ask, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean yes, I'm serving you. Okay, now are you're happy?

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Speaker 1: Good question? Very good, cool answered question. But maybe you know,

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Speaker 1: we can break him. You know what social media influencers,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe he's like an outsider chat. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: understand that. But that's what we thought when we went

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Speaker 1: to Wow Wow and like that didn't turn up. We

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Speaker 1: did get some great audio. Maybe this could be the

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Speaker 1: beginning he's seen. He's going to cook us, serve us food.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to look us our service? We have

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Speaker 1: the right to know. Well, let me just really quick, Paul,

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Speaker 1: I have a map to foom in the house. We

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Speaker 1: could show it to him. This seems to know. This

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Speaker 1: seems too I'll bring it right back to your car

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Speaker 1: with the full Take a guess, I got a bunch

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Speaker 1: of guests. Don't trust JR. As far as all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden he has a map to foom O. I

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Speaker 1: don't trust you're holding Why do you have my cat

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Speaker 1: in his hand? Give me the fucking cat. You're a

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Speaker 1: nice person, Give me the cat. Just give us the cata.

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Speaker 1: She likes me. She's biting you, Yes, I don't think

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Speaker 1: she likes you very too high. Cats have bones in

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Speaker 1: their body and break easy. See this is not good.

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Speaker 1: This is not good. I want to do this, sir.

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Speaker 1: What is your name? Help well? Off to to what

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Speaker 1: you want me to help you? Yes, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to make this about us, but this

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Speaker 1: is way our relationship didn't work out, we would be

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Speaker 1: in moments of peril and somebody needs to, you know,

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Speaker 1: step up. Okay, she's referring to one time that we

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Speaker 1: were at refer for appetizers. Okay, I don't care at

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Speaker 1: all about this at all. I don't give a day.

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Speaker 1: How about this? Do you care about this? Mr? I've

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Speaker 1: called the police and they're on their way here. And

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Speaker 1: be on Could you be storing this on your instagram

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Speaker 1: if you have a signal? Could you also be calling

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Speaker 1: like tow tdrugs? And I realized we were that stuff.

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Speaker 1: because he's going to break the cat. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: Let's go. It's very men. Wait is what he just

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Speaker 1: walked away without? It doesn't matter. He didn't walk away

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Speaker 1: life is more important than cat life. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with Tim on this. We gotta get out of here

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Speaker 1: good news. Yes I do. I did bring some snacks.

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Speaker 1: You know, I have emergency snacks in the glove box.

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Speaker 1: Let me see what we got here? What you got please? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I have um animal crackers? Catch those? How ironic? These

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Speaker 1: are all camels a variety of animals are just camels.

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Speaker 1: Did you eat all the other animals I might have?

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Speaker 1: Why did you just leave the camels? You don't like

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Speaker 1: the camels? What's up with it? It feels weird. It's

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Speaker 1: like they're they're dry. They remind me of the desert.

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Speaker 1: It's like made of the same fruit snacks. Fruit snacks

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Speaker 1: you do? All skittles have the same flavor too? Is

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Speaker 1: that blow your mind? Or what have the same? What

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Speaker 1: else is true? Jack? All the m and m's are

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Speaker 1: the same. Yeah, that's true, though, that is true. That

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Speaker 1: part is Jesus. Please. Yes, I don't think you handmaid.

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Speaker 1: I don't trust. This is a small town when you

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Speaker 1: call the cups and it's a local police so no uniform? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just you painted on your top cop. I painted the

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Speaker 1: star of my shirt. Can we see some form of idea?

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Speaker 1: What do we even need this help anymore? Really? Actually

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Speaker 1: we don't. I'm a police officer. At this point in time,

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Speaker 1: we have a person to a point. Okay, while missing

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Speaker 1: feline shut up? Alright, you're supposed to be a vegan.

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Speaker 1: You look gorgeous today. Now, cat name owl? A cat

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Speaker 1: named owl owl owl? All right, well, let's straighten us

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Speaker 1: out it's cold out here. Let's go up to hogs

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Speaker 1: farm really quick. These guys real nice. We're not going

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Speaker 1: into anyone's farm, sir. We need to be on a way.

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Speaker 1: mm hmm. Not close your mouth. Oh that's an animal cracker. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: um um, I like, so it's hardy, it's hardy, there's

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Speaker 1: Um iced coffee? And uh and herbs okay, fresh picked

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Speaker 1: we tell the listeners just just quickly what happened? What Joey?

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Speaker 1: Can I call it for myself? Diane, you're asking to

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Speaker 1: It's a very rare It's a very rare listing. So

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Speaker 1: the third person. Why, Dan, I think I don't have

416
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: my face plastered on every bus stop with a drawn

417
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: on mustache. You do your own mustache on that's right.

418
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm having trouble growing one. But people are more likely

419
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: to buy a house from a man with a mustache.

420
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:01,199
Speaker 1: I can attest to ask me, Dan, good price? Stand well,

421
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: I'd really love to have you on this in anyway,

422
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 1: I don't want it. I understand. I felt that when

423
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: you came in the room. Is it because you're in

424
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: the weeds on the other properties. I'm never really feeling

425
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: this anymore. This is a game, and it is Diane

426
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: Delrio the only one that sees that he's playing a game.

427
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Sorry, I'm late. That just sold

428
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: another property a hundred million dollars. Done, done deal, Glad

429
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 1: you could join us, Tony, Uh stand, I don't get anything,

430
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: no praise, what's nothing the problem? You know? Listen? Really? Yeah,

431
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: I just sold it. When it when the signatures dry

432
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: and the bank approves it, will celebrate then a hundred

433
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: million dollars. Is it sounds like you sold a hotel?

434
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: Well maybe I did, Okay, I don't. Oh. Is it

435
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: maybe because I was getting a blow job? Okay, I

436
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: was getting a blow job earlier? Okay, so yeah, I'm

437
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: leaving my life. You have a black eye? Oh maybe

438
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: because I thought somebody to hi. Huh, because I got

439
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: in the fight outside. Because I guess you can be

440
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: getting the blow job outside in public. Maybe that's an

441
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: offensive to come and claiming to have sales that you

442
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: don't have ever ever, I don't know that you. Let's

443
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: check the list the board. Nope, seven seven blow jobs

444
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: and no properties. There has a lot of properties. That's stand.

445
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's gonna take. I don't need it,

446
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to stand. Give me three reasons. One,

447
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: it's it's below me. Oh, he's not saying blow me.

448
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: I don't mind to it's below ground. That particular listing,

449
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: that's what makes it exciting. Hello everyone. And three, if

450
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: you ask me, the listening price is too low, I'm

451
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: gonna go grab some water. Too low? What does he mean?

452
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: He's playing a game with you? This is how you

453
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: give it's the faux humble roots. Did any of you

454
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: think when the price was too low? I think it's

455
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: a great price point for an underground man chick. How

456
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: much is it a hundred? You're you're honestly? Who wants

457
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: the tuna fish sandwich again today? Yeah? What's your mind?

458
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: I think tuna fish for everyone if it will take

459
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 1: him out of the room longer shore, Yeah, tuna fish

460
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: for everyone. Diane did not vote? What would you like?

461
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: I let me just say Diane Delrio has good breath. Okay,

462
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: I'm meeting with clients today. Tuna fish eggs, get in

463
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: the game, egg for day, No problem, be back. Do

464
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: you mind. If I get a couple of cash from

465
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: everybody so I can get it, don't give him cash.

466
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: Just venmo later you get Carl venmom. Okay, but the

467
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: little cash house. It's easy to do that again. It

468
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: looks like I was getting my No, you weren't. You've

469
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: been in the rouble hold time. You have another black eye?

470
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: Keep getting in fights with people they don't like my style?

471
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you breaking out in black eyes? I'm fine, Okay,

472
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm fine if I just get cash from everybody. I

473
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: have an idea. Hear me out. Oh, I'd love to

474
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: share me out. That's all I want to do, is

475
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: hear you out. Stan. You know we got to talk

476
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: about those emails also against No, I'm not okay. I

477
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: want to here's my idea. Please you talk so slow?

478
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: I want to die? What if you kill me? So

479
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: this property property for as? Are you getting this on

480
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: the white board? Team? A team? I think we all

481
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: have our strengths, even Yogi Uri what's your name to Tony,

482
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: even Tony Yurgie, we all have our strengths. Let's be honest.

483
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean I sell things are crazy, no problem, okay,

484
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: I sell things for hunter million dollars. I'd like the

485
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: team to work on this. I'm a excited about this Dan.

486
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: I mean, what does Dan bring to the table? Almost

487
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: a mustache? Yeah, I think a little bits coming in

488
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: up top? Do you notice, sir? It looks like a rap.

489
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: But let's be honest. People trust that face, super positive.

490
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: People trust What your name again, Diane? Laria? Pleasure? What

491
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: a power move? What didn't wather me? It doesn't? You

492
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: can flex on me all you want, sweetheart. I am

493
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: made of steel and what I'm talking about hot, This

494
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about. Who doesn't love an aggressive woman? Right?

495
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: We've got to have Diana and this dude, it's Steve.

496
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm working with you for seven years? Seven years, Steve?

497
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Why should you be on the team? I mean on

498
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: the cutting block. I've I've tried to work as hard

499
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: as I can. I've sold. I mean Steve has sold

500
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: more almost as much as I have. And when I

501
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: look at the boards, Steve is self forgettable. I'm always

502
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: asking to be part of it, and it's like, oh,

503
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: we know everybody wants your sleeves are too long? Where

504
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: am I the only one that's going to say? And

505
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: Steve looks for where so that the four of you

506
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: can help me move this house. I mean, come on,

507
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: you can't cut me out of this. Here's here's what

508
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: we get. What you want to buy a home from

509
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: a man that looks like he lives in an encampment, Diane,

510
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: Some people do first of all, second of all, with

511
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: the four of you in the room, they get every

512
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: flavor of human and that's what's important to So this

513
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: is the harm. Yeah, you like goes deep down? Do

514
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: you holding some of the blood on? It's okay, it's okay, okay,

515
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: let me just unlock this. That key doesn't work. Okay, Um,

516
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: so you kind of get it right, You get the vibe. Well, oh,

517
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: that's a lot of there's no upstairs. It's just three

518
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: level upstairs. Pardon three level upstairs. Huh give me money,

519
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: give me money or get give us just a moment, honey,

520
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: can I talk to your saying? Okay? Absolutely? Yeah, hunter

521
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: million communicate. Why aren't we even talking to this man?

522
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: He said, a hundred million? What do you mean what

523
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: you're talking to me? What do you mean why you

524
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: say this moment? My wife? Sir, Oh, I don't say

525
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: you don't own me, just say I'm trying to talk

526
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: to Debora. I'm trying to talk to thank you. My

527
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: uncle's about to die. Oh my god, So we're gonna

528
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: get his hundred millions? Sir, Yes, I'm hoping. So I've

529
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: been very sir. Yes, sir, yes, Deborah and I are married.

530
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: I would like to speak without you. How am I

531
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: stopping that? How am I stopping the conversation? You're started

532
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: interjecting him? China, have a moment. I'm feel engaged about

533
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: four million, four million. Go back to your people and

534
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: see a four million. But the reason I asked why

535
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: where is Tony Rgi is I'm afraid that when he

536
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: went out to get the sandwiches, he went straight to

537
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: the property and he's trying to sell it now, and

538
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: we would need to wait for you to finish a

539
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: goddamn sentence. Good price has got a good brain. And

540
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: let me tell you this, Diane, Lorio can smell a

541
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: rat and I can't smell one right now, which means

542
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: your isn't in the room. Do you follow exactly? The

543
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: rats not here? The rats out alright? Dan? So what

544
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: do you want to about it? They're just slurring your words?

545
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: That stand Hello. Another property sold hundred million dollars. No,

546
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: no problem. Oh god, I forgot the sandwiches. Please get

547
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: the sandwiches. Oh god, they have the keys. When you

548
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: have tuna all over your zipper. Oh, I must have

549
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: been giving bloods up from fish. You're missing a tooth. Yeah,

550
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: they who gives a sheet? They give him out to care. Okay, alright, look, guys,

551
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: we gotta go sell this, so we gotta sell. I don't.

552
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't agree. He's not the team leader. He's not

553
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: team on the team. Later and I want my team

554
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: selling this house and its standards. See, okay, the team. No, no,

555
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: he's on the team I want every flavor of the

556
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: rainbow represented. What does slavor? I'll attack the the Dan area, Okay,

557
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 1: at your go to bathrooms, I'll attack anyone who comes

558
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: on properly. I think the person with the tightest midriff

559
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: should obviously be on hot tub. So that's Dan, that's

560
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: me O. Alright, so Dan, you're in hot tub, on

561
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: hot tub. Diane Delrio is on hot Diane. I think

562
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: we know where you should where you belong? Can I

563
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: wait to hear finished? She's grind Oh good, I'm sorry,

564
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, Okay, Okay, okay, you down, Diane down,

565
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: put yourself down. You come here. I want to Diane.

566
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: You want the hot tub. You can sell the hot tub.

567
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 1: Please sell the hot tub. Sorry, boys, whatever Diane wishes. Hey, welcome,

568
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: welcome to our open house. Thank you for coming by.

569
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: Did you want to finish that? I think we're all

570
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: here together as a game. Okay, Um, you can walk

571
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: around the walk around the head when he started to

572
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 1: the hot top. Okay, this is uh so, Um, this

573
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: is a unique listing. Obviously, you are cool property. It's

574
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: also a unique way to sell this listing. As my

575
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: partner here mentioned, I'm right here in the den. But

576
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: as you walk around and explore the space, you will

577
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: run into other of our expert team members who can

578
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: help you with any questions. It sounds like a bit much,

579
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: you might have. Well, we don't think so. So how's

580
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: that in your face? Okay, go ahead, take an apple

581
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: if you'd like a small bottle of water. Dear, this

582
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: guy can't possibly be a real estate agent. Can't possibly?

583
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: If only, if only it wasn't possible. This is ergy

584
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: and he'll be happy to show you the bathrooms. But first,

585
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: let's take a look at those five bedrooms, shall we?

586
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: How about in your family, sir, there's me and my

587
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: wife and three kids. Okay, great, great, you have a

588
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: guest room maybe in office. How old are those kids? Uh,

589
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: there's seventeen, fourteen and two, so they old. Yeah, there's

590
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: there was a big gap there. What happened then? I mean,

591
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: you can't imagine what happened. I don't know why the

592
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: break it as you know, like you must have been

593
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: for your parents. Hey, Dane, so we have somebody in

594
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: the house right now, so we are on Code redd. Okay,

595
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I've got this maybe up to a bubbes.

596
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: That's what I was hoping. I was thinking. I know

597
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: we've had our differences in the past, but I was

598
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: hoping if we hate each other, we don't like each other. Um,

599
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: we all need this, and let's be honest, we all do.

600
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to argue with you, but you know what,

601
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: I I said that like that aggressively because earlier you

602
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: were saying I don't need it, I don't want it.

603
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm coming down. That's a game. This is now. Don't

604
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: get her angry against and forget everything. Fine? All right,

605
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: So you love your family, right, Yeah, of course, I do.

606
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be startling, but we're living in

607
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: tough times and it's very possible that they're the end

608
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: of times. Yes, So don't you think it would be

609
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: great to be underground because if an asteroid hits or

610
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon could be safe here. But Steve, nuclear nuclear, No,

611
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: it's nuclear, it is? It is nuclear. Yeah, it doesn't

612
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: it's atomic because somebody else has to do the bomb

613
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: thing next time. Steve can't say it. So do you

614
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: want the library, Steve? Yes, I do go to the library,

615
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: and that's why I learned about nuclear family. That's ridiculous.

616
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: Tell me when you're ready to take those clothes off

617
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: and hunt. So we're all finished laughing, Okay, we are, Okay, Well,

618
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: I just think this is an enjoyable day for all

619
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: of us. Well that one nuclear weapons go off? What

620
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: kind of weapons? Nuclear weapons? Huh? All right, let me

621
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: put this over with the pasquetti. I'm just saying, and

622
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: you're you're also one of the real estate agents. I

623
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: am a real estate I just don't seem like one,

624
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: and you don't. They're not really treating you like you're

625
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: part of the team, like even that even that foreign

626
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: guy fits in better? Are you sure you're tons better

627
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: than I do? Also, if I may foreign guy, we're

628
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: not really I'm sorry comfortable with that, Moniker. You can

629
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: say whatever you want to make. Where are your family?

630
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: Are you moving from? We're moving from Omaha, Nebraska? You

631
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: working insurance? Oh well maybe you'd like to talk to Steve.

632
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: Why would you want to talk to me about insurance?

633
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: You were talking about getting a policy for your wife? Well, yeah,

634
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: your wife. I mean that's not the first thing that

635
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: you jumped to. Sometimes that's the first thing. I ump,

636
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: Why why are you looking for a policy? Well, we've

637
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:10,919
Speaker 1: got to murder it. He's a boring, poor looking, stupid murderer. Okay, honey,

638
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: I don't want to get a policy. I just think

639
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: it's in I just why. I just figure if we

640
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: get you a policy first, then when we can afford

641
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: a second policy, I'll get one, and then we're going

642
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: to eventually protect the whole family. Who is this guy

643
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: that you brought into the house that doesn't even listen?

644
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: It's a potential sale. I could get a sale on

645
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: a very expensive underground house. So treat him nicely, Okay,

646
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: Like like your husband said, you know that the world

647
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: is ending, so you know, don't you want to be

648
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 1: protected from what if it's ending? Well, you know fire.

649
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: I mean it's very very hot here in Vegas. You

650
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: know extreme weather climate. We pretty much does it saves

651
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: us from fire? If it hurts mommy, go color? Okay,

652
00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: I want to color with Okay, if the world this ending,

653
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I need any coverage if.

654
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: I mean, he's honestly, he's mistaken. We were having a

655
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: conversation about nuclear weapons earlier because he's going to be

656
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: purchasing the underground. What is going on everything? For the

657
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: last couple of weeks, you've been just talking about the

658
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: end of the world and like how everything just needs

659
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: to be cleansed again, and then you bring this wacko

660
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: in here. No offense. I do think a good cleansing

661
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: would help. I'm not saying that a good cleansing wouldn't help,

662
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: but that's not what we're talking about. I'm just talking

663
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: about a simple life insurance. You're a beta at home too,

664
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: what I am not? I am so alpha son? Come

665
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: back in here? No coloring with blood. I'm not coming in,

666
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: but he's listening. I can tell you, no, I don't

667
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: think he is. He's not PERI don't. This is insane.

668
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: I just I don't get what do you want? What

669
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: do you want? You want to get out of this?

670
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: You want to get out of this relationship? No, I

671
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 1: just want to get some life insurance for what ticks

672
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: to what? So in case you die, I can step

673
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: outside the room. No, you gotta hear this because I

674
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 1: want a man in the room. Okay, yeah, you're welcome.

675
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: You should probably step out. It's a two year old.

676
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: Because my sperm is so powerful. You're too old to

677
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: have another. How old are you? It doesn't matter. It's

678
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: perfect time, perfect temperature for the testies to cook up

679
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: that sperm. Well, it depends on the person. Some people

680
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: scrowed them, is not. It doesn't matter. Listen. I just

681
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: want to get a small life insurance policy for you,

682
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 1: and I promise you as soon as we can afford it,

683
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: I'll do the same for me as soon as we also.

684
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: I get one and you don't. You don't have one then,

685
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,240
Speaker 1: so it's just me again. I gotta take care of everybody.

686
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: I am stronger, less likely to die. I'm probably I'm

687
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: a man. Please, what like that's any basis for string.

688
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: Check that Thun put that table to. Both of you

689
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: are stating on top of the table. That was incredible. Hey, everybody,

690
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: thanks for coming to the real estate office. Um, obviously

691
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: it's been a sad day as Steve lost his wife

692
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: last night in the accident. The good news is you

693
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: said the same thing. What is the word for them?

694
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: One of you? I was the other one to come.

695
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry his wife definitely killed her. I called him

696
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: killing her two weeks ago. You did, you did? But

697
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: I have some good news for the whole office though Steve.

698
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: Steve is smart enough to have insurance life insurance against

699
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: on his wife. You know, I'm trying to say, lucky,

700
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: where'd you get the policy? I got it from our

701
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: sale last week. And guess what he's buying the underground mansion.

702
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: He's buying it, you know him the money he just

703
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: got off his dead wife. Look at his pants. So

704
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,479
Speaker 1: we did it, guys, we said the bard. We should

705
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: really put that under the border with my name. This

706
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: is a good Somebody wrote twenty five blow jobs on

707
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: the board. Somebody who do we think did that? D

708
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably Steve. Probably Steve didn't. I just

709
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: lost a wife. Guys, we have to make a new

710
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: column on the board because this is a t He's

711
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: spelling team. He's spelling team. I don't know that it

712
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: could be something else. Everybody, good work, good work, good work. Um,

713
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: all right, I've got one more property for us to

714
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: I think maybe work as a team again. You guys,

715
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: let me know what you think it was. Okay, here

716
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: we go to stand the last time, and then you

717
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: were so much a part of the sale. But let's

718
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: just assume and hope that's what it's a firehouse. Okay,

719
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: to a firehouse? A right, two stories, there's a pole.

720
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. Are you going to take the poll if

721
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: we say pando Oh, And that's what happened to the

722
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: firehouse sale, which they never got there. Diane lost their

723
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: ship one more time and had the power to grow

724
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: twenty stories our third and final story her today. I

725
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: also chose the scene suggestion from the news headlines, in

726
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: this case, just the headline Ohio nail salon owner fights

727
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: city hall to keep the shop's name. Hand drops this

728
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: Sunday at Ohio State Arena. You have to take that again,

729
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 1: you said, Ohio. Yeah, what I say? You said? Ohio?

730
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: The state's name is I'm just reading what's in front

731
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: of me. No, it says Ohio. It ends with an oh.

732
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: Well this might have been another print because I see

733
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: that paper it says Ohio. It's the way he pronounces it.

734
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: We can't have that to say Ohio, please one time

735
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: Ohio the way you would with that ramped up voice.

736
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna have to bring someone else to

737
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: do the post. That's five. Okay, keep going, same thing,

738
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: same script, or you're going to prefer you to say

739
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: the words correctly, but yeah, same thing. Okay, stick to

740
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: the gouff if you can. Apparently, I'm not whatever is

741
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: given to me is wrong. So no, you have a

742
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: speech impediment. I have a speech impediment. I can just

743
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: fill in the oh for him in real time, so

744
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: we don't have to do in the post. Okay, here

745
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: we go? Is it all me? Or we're gonna say Hi,

746
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: what's up with I'll be quicker, I'll be quickly and

747
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: and we are Oh, here we go, Hi? So what's good?

748
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 1: Are we rolling? Here? We are this Sunday at the

749
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 1: Ohio State Arena. We are going to have the most

750
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: high end people that you can ever imagine fight great?

751
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: Can hear versus the highest state board and city council

752
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: to make sure that his name for his annaunce on stage?

753
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,919
Speaker 1: The same ticket prices ourpendion is in the highest state

754
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: legislation has made the prices go up and down, fluctuating

755
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: in a rate that we can't comprehend. But do not worry, Hi,

756
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: And if there's something that I know, Hi, it's going

757
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: to be a deep place to be and one more

758
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: time high. Okay, I think we got it. I felt good,

759
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: really good? Is the guy's name really great? Can hear? Oh,

760
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 1: hio board you know me? Great carp I played Bob

761
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: Crane and Auto Focus. I did that movie about windshield

762
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: wipers and as a yes, that's the one I was

763
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: trying to think. Yeah, that was the Oscar nomination and

764
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: you had a little dog was in the movie. That's right. Yeah,

765
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: Well that was fun working with Jack. But I'm not

766
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: here to talk about my show biz career Sunds like

767
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: you are. But I'm here to talk about my nail salon. Right.

768
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: You have a chain of them, but the one in

769
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: town is the one we have a problem with. It's

770
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: a chain, but each one has a different name. For

771
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: so I really want to this one you want to,

772
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: I would like to be called hand shops. We understand

773
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: it is called hand John, I know it is. I'm

774
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: a huge fan, thank you, truly a huge van Hi.

775
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: If you could sign my DVD would be much. But

776
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 1: the sign you know for hand jobs is right beside

777
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 1: the elementary school and we just have a petition. We

778
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: have a petition, is what. We have a lot of

779
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: angry folks on our hands. Okay, that's the job on

780
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: our hands. We have to change the names. Mr Caneo.

781
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm looking over some of the graphics that have been

782
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: provided by me. Are you from Ohio? Yes, I am

783
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: born and I have never left the state. And that

784
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: sees here that it sees that your your graphic just

785
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: a little the stuff, and it seems to be that

786
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: it is a looks like a hand is holding a

787
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 1: white nail polished bottle. It's a neon sign that that moves,

788
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 1: and it looks like it's a powerful hand with a grip,

789
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: a tight grip, cylindrical and from the wild state business.

790
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: You may have met my brother. Now we do a propertibulgar.

791
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: How is a Christian state? We believe there's no such

792
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: thing as there's a separation of church and state, not

793
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: in a hall. If you would please consider changing the

794
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: name of your salange or something like, oh, it's a nail,

795
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: a nail polished Kingdom, Florida nail, flail no Florida neil

796
00:48:54,320 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: Florida nail no Florida objecked. You guys know me and

797
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: you know I own Florida nails. On st nail there's

798
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: a single we do more than one nail, so yeah,

799
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: nails plural. Mr ny, Can you give us maybe a

800
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: couple of names of the other shops you have out

801
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: of town, and let's see if maybe those can be

802
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: a little more helpful. Sure, Okay, I have thumbed pinky.

803
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: That's a good name. That's a good Frisian name. I

804
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: have finger me okay, all from good Christian name. I

805
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: don't see any problem. I have eight jobs h J

806
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: h job hand, Jay's hand j's h j's uh. There's

807
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: all fun fun names for the nail from Yeah, I thought,

808
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: I thought, so, can you welcome to these? Name has

809
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: been the one day you know you The whole point

810
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: of having a chain is to name each store something different.

811
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: Acorn and fine people of acorn. Nothing against Accran. I

812
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: have a lot of respect for the rubber industry and

813
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: the all the tires. He's mr. Can you acknowledge on

814
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: the record that this is not hollow wood. That's all right.

815
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: I would like to second my brother. I would like

816
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: that to be on the record. It's not hollowwood. Hollow wood.

817
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: Are you saying, Hollywood okay, that this is in fact? Huh?

818
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 1: You know that you're you know? I was in a

819
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: Little Miss Sunshine. Yes, familiar with work. It's a beloved movie.

820
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: It's a movie me if I'm wrong, It's not a

821
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: big poster of a nail given a hand job to

822
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: a squirting battle of white liquid in the Little Miss Sunshine.

823
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh wait, I just never thought it

824
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: was the logo that way. Excuse me. I'd like to

825
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: get a hand jump. Okay, did you have appointment? I

826
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: don't have an appointment. Is it okay to just walk out?

827
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: It is sure to wait a couple of minutes. We're

828
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: pretty busy as you can see. Fine. I was dropping

829
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: my kid off next door and I couldn't help but

830
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: noticed hand jobs and I'm in the market for a

831
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: hand job. Terrific um here's the menu here you have

832
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: options hand job options. Now we can go with the

833
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: It's called the tight squeeze. It's called the flim flam

834
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: flipsy flops. And this one's called the water weenie. Okay,

835
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: which is just more it's a massage on the hands

836
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: and the massage of the hands. Yeah, it's the oh,

837
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 1: the massage of the hands. I'll take the water weenie.

838
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm taking the water. My table just opened up. If

839
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: you want to bring the mom, it's up to you. Please,

840
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: this is this will be your caretaker. Say my name?

841
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: Why don't you ever want to say one? It's you know,

842
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: if I say it one more time, bad things will

843
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: happen in the city. I always said it's twice. I

844
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: don't want to make a scene. It's not a big deal.

845
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: Say it three times in dead right, get it back. Okay.

846
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: You know you were saying I would prefer not trying

847
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: to make a statement. But a female um worker. I

848
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: am a female worker. Okay, fair enough, Fine, My name

849
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: is just Beetle Juice. Okay, so enjoy um. B'll just

850
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: she will be getting the hand, she'll be doing the

851
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: water weeni. Okay, okay, just have a just lay down

852
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: on the table. Thank you? Okay, and uh oh wow,

853
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 1: let me see your hands? Very nice? Thank you? Cuticles

854
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: a little rough. Well, I've never had a hand job before.

855
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: This is not what I was expecting. Okay. I'm just

856
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: gonna just tug on your pinky for a little bit,

857
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: all right, and good firm. So do you pick a color? What?

858
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: Did you pick a color? A color for? What? For

859
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: your nails? Or do you just want to do just

860
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: a manicure? I just want a hand job, okay, so

861
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: just a manicure, okay, easy? Any problems here? Hi? Great?

862
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: Can here? Hi? I oh my god, oh my god?

863
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: What do you know me best from? Well? I would

864
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: say talk soup. Yeah, I still get that a lot.

865
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: I are you? Um? This is a little inappropriate though,

866
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: I'm about to get a handshop right, Yeah, you're you're

867
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 1: getting a manicured here at this nail salon? What You're

868
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: getting a manicure at my nail salon? No? No, no,

869
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: I was getting a hand job at this handshop shop.

870
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, I see now the confusion. What do you mean?

871
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: You see? I think this through Mr? You false advertising

872
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: handshops at Acorn, Ohio. You say it that way? To

873
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: say what you see. It's so weird. The vowels are weird. Listen,

874
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: Mr Keneary my business. In fact, I didn't what brings

875
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: you back into the little funny courtroom we've resurrected up

876
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: in the town hall. Look, I want to apologize, I

877
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: claimed here. Yes, I realized that now people, the good

878
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: people of acron thoughts of acron I ha, thought they

879
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: were going to have have their their penises tugged by

880
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: my workers. Uh when in front absolutely the way posters

881
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: construing it, the name is construing it. Please refrain from

882
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: cussing in the courtroom. I don't realize what did I say?

883
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: He said penis that's not a cussword. That's a scientific term. Yes, okay,

884
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: So people thought they were going to get their didos

885
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: tugged and uh, but I had a bunch of trained

886
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: nail technicians who offered manicure. Why are you making a

887
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: hand job motion with your hands. I'm not making a

888
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: hand me if I'm wrong, that's how one gets one.

889
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: Dito walked. Let's get that read back from the record,

890
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: the record that can we read the minutes back. We

891
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: can't read back the way he moved his hand. He

892
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: didn't write that down. I didn't. I'm just supposed to

893
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: type the words that are being said. Not fair. We

894
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: have we have someone in the court room right now,

895
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: just so, who's drawing. Maybe they had the drawing done. Great,

896
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 1: let us look at that. You go, you can flip

897
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: the pages really quickly. I was working really quickly. Um.

898
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: It does look like he's um, you know, taking adido. Wow. Wow,

899
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: that's pretty impressive. Look. Would you give the same treatment

900
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: to Joe McHale. How sparks are John Henson Christian man,

901
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: one of them look opened up a burger shop and

902
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: you know what, they called it the suggestion of the

903
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: Hawk Council. And he knew that the right thing was

904
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: to do was to just live as we do, good

905
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: Christian Christian. Okay, I'd like to petition the board to

906
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: change the name of hand jobs to Florida Nail. Wait,

907
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: hold on, I have a problem with that. I have

908
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 1: Florida nails. You never seemed to be a Florida Neil.

909
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: Seemed to be in my courtroom, sir. Well, I'm here

910
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: because now demanded Florida Neils be bombed our second bet.

911
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 1: I hope you're happy. Mr Ken here I hope you're happy. Look,

912
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have a second career. I have

913
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: a question for Mr. Can Oh, dear, your dad is

914
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: not so. Did you bring this in a chicken in

915
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 1: your pockets? What else would I hate? Pocket chicken? That's

916
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: the oldest man I have ever seen. Mr. I have

917
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: a quick for you. Uh do you have any regrets

918
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: and portraying Bob Crane? Oh? No, no regrets. I mean

919
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: it was it was research? Did you do for that?

920
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: But well I I read on the whole history of

921
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: his murder and I watched a lot of episodes. You

922
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: have photographic given it yourself became a pervert. I didn't

923
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: become a pervert, but you had to do. There's a

924
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: video evidence on a cinephile. Let's go to the clip. Wait,

925
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: I gotta get from maybe and here with the car

926
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: or some good someone gets Stacy. Are you just gonna

927
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: show a clip from auto focus? You know this is

928
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: a clip that was taken from your hotel room. Are

929
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: you were doing quote everysearch now before his plants other

930
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: than chicken? I do not know what before we run

931
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: the clip, Maybe you did like to tell us what

932
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: we go see. I don't know what you're gonna see.

933
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: You don't remember this was fifteen years ago that I

934
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: was doing research for this show that Great Canal has

935
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: been very combative, great career can You'll remember I think

936
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: from fifteen years ago the Freak show that Great Camel

937
00:57:55,440 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: is wearing a silly hat. Interested interesting manculed for Perver. Look,

938
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: how was I supposed to know when I was doing

939
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: character research for Auto Focus in the early two thousands

940
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: that I would want to open a nail salon in

941
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: the state of Ohio, that somehow that you would have

942
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: placed the camera in my hotel room and have footage

943
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: of me I don't know, tying somebody up with bondage.

944
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: Good and good if we user we did not place

945
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: a camera. We found the footage when we knew you

946
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: would come with me, did they? You found it where

947
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's talking about? Crazy man? You

948
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: craig Li's m I'm onst this is from called Carl's List. Okay, yeah,

949
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: that's where we found the foodie. We'll look. I appreciate

950
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: the reaction of my speech though. It was very nice

951
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: to get that recognition, and I got an Oscar nomination

952
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: for as good as it gets when I played gay

953
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: thank you? Should I put the tape into the VCR? Yeah,

954
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: let's see him really HS tape? Yeah, I mean it's

955
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: from twelve years ago. Him here, welcome to the Holiday

956
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: and Express. Thanks, I'll be checking in for three days.

957
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: What's your name? Is? Is a video of all angles?

958
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: Is this like a multiple right now? It's in the

959
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: low bit. That's just me checking in. That seems fine.

960
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: The record shows check the into one holiday? Can we

961
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: played free back when we break the amlcome? Did you

962
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: read that? Sure? Um open interior um Holiday and Express screenplay.

963
00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: Handsome clerk says clout. Some joke says h Welcome Mr

964
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: Kenear to the Holiday and Express. Mr Kenear replies, thank

965
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: you for having me? And what you're rating? Son, A

966
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: little gusto would be fine. I think he said I'll

967
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: be checking in for three days. That's right, I'll be

968
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: checking in for three days. How and why is he

969
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 1: correcting you when you were riding the record? Don't rid

970
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: tell me he's doing he's me? What do you say? Forday?

971
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: I mean that that looks pretty innocuously into the holiday inn.

972
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: Let's jump ahead into the clip after you've unpacked your

973
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: luggy many clip do you have seventeen on one VHS

974
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: tape that? Let me just push by? Maybe you all

975
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: nicely back suitcase. Oh he's taking his close off and

976
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: he's getting into the shower. This is awful. How is

977
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: the camera moving to follow me? Let's jump ahead a shake?

978
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: And what do you want to get to? Do you

979
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: know the time stamp? Okay, so you'll be checking out

980
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: today then you can. Did you enjoy your staying? I

981
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: had a great time to the Halliwan Express. We went

982
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: too far r wand to tape. We went to the

983
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 1: very end. He's watching himself here. Now he's getting room

984
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: that he's not really ready flow. I know I just

985
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 1: worked the ivy. Hello answer, what's in room service at

986
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: Halliwen Express? Okay? I don't think I ordered anything? You

987
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: went some apples? I have apples. I know. I'm all right,

988
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 1: thank you? Please take the apples please? Okay? Fine? Can

989
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: I hang out? Uh? No? Why are you wearing a

990
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: brownie outfit? I don't know. It's cold a side, it's

991
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: warm in here. Okay, Look you can come in and

992
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: can come in for a second. But I think it

993
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: might have been a set up. I think it might

994
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: have been a set up, brownie, Brownie? So how how

995
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: did this How does all this play into whether or

996
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: not Mr Kenear can have hand jobs? As question? Your

997
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: property has been bombed? So little to speak on? Okay,

998
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: I have nothing. I just know what I want to know.

999
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: How dragging Mr Kaneer's named of the mud is going

1000
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: to is going to benefit? Realize you're married to Mr

1001
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: You do realize that now, But I've been in love

1002
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: with Mr Kanar for many years. Uh, that's the record

1003
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: show that we all have. We're very found. Mr Kenney

1004
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: was that non clear? From the outside, It seems like

1005
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: you're dragging his name to the mud. Here, we're trying

1006
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 1: to do character character This man who calls he's made

1007
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: for a long hand. I'd like to speak up. I

1008
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: personally was affected by hand jobs deep. I was dropping

1009
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 1: my son off next door at the elementary school as

1010
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: I do Monday through Friday, which elementary Stevenson School next door,

1011
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: and I decided I was going to go get a

1012
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 1: hand job. Did you know? Yeah? It was right next door.

1013
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: And I walked in. I got a walk in appointment

1014
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: and walk in welcome I to Apridiate and there I

1015
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: was lying on a table getting what was what was

1016
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: the name of the person who helped you beat? Oh? God,

1017
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: just got room? Back to water. And I don't want

1018
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: to get emotional, but I was just about to get

1019
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: a hand job. And Greg Kenner walked in and awkwardly

1020
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: sat in the room while I was waiting to get

1021
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: a hand job, and he explaining why he was. He

1022
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,439
Speaker 1: was saying it wasn't a big deal because you don't

1023
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: get job. I should not get a hand job. What

1024
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: did you gain? I walked away without a manicure, feeling

1025
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: like I had someone had dashed my dreams false advertisement.

1026
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: So you had a dream after dropping your sun had

1027
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 1: a skew of getting the hand job. You just said

1028
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: you wanted to get a manicure. No, I wanted to

1029
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: get a hand job. I wanted a gun damn hand job.

1030
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: And do you see what the problem? And I'm willing

1031
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: to change the name, to change the name, But Greg,

1032
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: are you willing to give a hand job to a

1033
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 1: man that was misled? No? No, no, no, no transaction

1034
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: in the court part of Hi, everybody, Hi, I run

1035
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: the activity center here in the city. You've been using

1036
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: the the cafeteria as a courtroom for like four hours. Now, well,

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Speaker 1: it's it's not a real room. This what is this

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Speaker 1: the cafetorium. This is where the kids are about to

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Speaker 1: eat about twenty minutes, some great productions in this cafetorium

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Speaker 1: called for reshee. Recess is happening. It's about the end

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Speaker 1: right now. We're missing. Now we gotta go. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: appreciate I think I was pranked, Mr Keneer. It happens

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Speaker 1: all the time. But why and by who? It's the

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Speaker 1: people of the Great State of Ohio. Oh. They they

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Speaker 1: don't really like Outsider as much. I mean, they like,

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Speaker 1: they appreciate art and whatnot, but you know, when you

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Speaker 1: come here and you and you start a business, they're

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Speaker 1: just they're not into it. OHI and senators gather around.

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Speaker 1: We took another one down. Outsider bad. We had an

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Speaker 1: excuse to the bomb. Fancy nails were good, good, good,

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Speaker 1: good quick. Finally okay, great, So the journey as well.

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Speaker 1: James Jeeney wrap things up for us, won't you? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for having me. Please check out Brief news brief dot

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Speaker 1: com for some news all of us. I'm gonna wrap

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Speaker 1: up for everybody. That's what I asked you to do. Okay, Alchemy,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much so much. Your name here at

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Speaker 1: alcamy dot com. That's how you write toast. We'd love

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Speaker 1: to hear from you. Vanessa, Raggling working folks find you.

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Speaker 1: You can find me a Dynasty tack writer on Instagram

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Speaker 1: a Dynasty dip writer, or on my personal board Instagram. Vanessa.

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Speaker 1: There we go. Christopher A. Varado brief news brief, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: brief news news. That's what we call a giver. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't now. It seems like everybody is

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Speaker 1: going to be doing their own goodbyes, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like I was. No. You're great. We love you and

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Speaker 1: I want people to see your stuff. Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Generosity looks really good on you. Chris, Thank you. Greg

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Speaker 1: k What do you got on Twitter? At at Karkowski.

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Speaker 1: I got there first. That's so sweet. I'm sure there

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Speaker 1: was somebody else here too. Doug Bamon Engineer and the Star. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer No, no dog, Jeffrey Keeper, Uh, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Bind me on Instagram at Jeffy keep Boper before it

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Speaker 1: all falls down, right, And I want to shout out

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Speaker 1: of thanks to everyone who came to the live show

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Speaker 1: on March thirteenth will be another one and own soon,

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Speaker 1: so follow the Instagram site right to us. Your name

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Speaker 1: here'll give me this dot com. I'm Kevin Pollock, your host.

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Speaker 1: Want to thank Sophie Lichtman, our producer to the stars,

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Speaker 1: and all the fine folks at Heart Radio who offer

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Speaker 1: up these auspices to us on a weekly basis. So far,

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Speaker 1: so good. I want to thank them for that. And uh,

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Speaker 1: that's it for today's session of thanks for staying out

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Speaker 1: of and a football for Pepper Fell and I putball

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Speaker 1: Pepper