Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 2: I'm Erico and I'm Mela, and Mela's titties are going
Speaker 2: to come out at any moment of this episode. So
Speaker 2: if you're watching on YouTube, I highly recommend you go
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Speaker 2: fuck are you doing? Meala's titties are out, They're out.
Speaker 2: Give you about forty two seconds. My titties are secured.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. They're going to come out at any.
Speaker 3: Forty percent of the days of my life.
Speaker 1: Twenty strong, twenty two percent.
Speaker 3: You think my boobs are only preserved, like only twenty
Speaker 3: two percent?
Speaker 1: I think they're out eighty percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If
Speaker 1: you're on YouTube, you would know this.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of nipslips. Probably haven't it on YouTube?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised we haven't been flagged yet. You always said
Speaker 2: your nipples are camouflage. Maybe you're right, they are camouflage.
Speaker 2: And if David didn't see him when he edited it,
Speaker 2: we're fine.
Speaker 1: Okay. True to my fans.
Speaker 3: When you have YouTube netflips, we need to have like
Speaker 3: an episode fine Medalist City, which episode episode of forty
Speaker 3: five minute mark.
Speaker 1: When they have time stamps and titty stamps. Titty stamps
Speaker 1: A good one. Hi, Hi, what's up? What's up? I'm good.
Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day, Mama, thank you?
Speaker 3: I received that. I yeah, it's what is that like?
Speaker 3: Eighth month, seventh Mother's Day? Oh my god, yeah, there's
Speaker 3: seventh Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Seven. The number of I don't know. Completion is that.
Speaker 1: It sounded like I was supposed to come after, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's right. I don't know either.
Speaker 3: Whatever number you're on, is the number of completions we've
Speaker 3: completed it there has yep. But they're alive and kicking,
Speaker 3: well fed, growing quickly, and bitch, you're doing a good job.
Speaker 1: A good job.
Speaker 2: I can't believe my daughter's seven. She just turned seven
Speaker 2: last week, and I just I can't. I haven't fully
Speaker 2: digested the fact that I have a seven year old.
Speaker 2: It's weird, I know, because seven comes eight.
Speaker 3: Shut up ten ten, bitch, they're gonna be Oh god,
Speaker 3: let messed up before I get started.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling this Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I feel good? You know what it is like?
Speaker 2: Mother's Day's cool, but like I don't need to celebrate it.
Speaker 2: I know that's not like a popular statement. I don't
Speaker 2: like I you know, I don't want to go to
Speaker 2: the brunches. I just want to, like someone just get
Speaker 2: me a massage. Call it today, Like I don't want
Speaker 2: to go hang out with my family, your family, mothers
Speaker 2: of my family, Like I don't. I don't really want
Speaker 2: to do it, like my mom, you know, planning this
Speaker 2: Mother's Day thing, and I'm just like this feels like work.
Speaker 1: I'm appreciated all the other mothers in my life. It
Speaker 1: is at the house.
Speaker 2: There's like at a place she wants to go all
Speaker 2: the way to, like Orange County.
Speaker 1: It just seems like a very far It's.
Speaker 3: Very far, yes, right, Like why are we driving for mother?
Speaker 1: Doesn't seem relaxing. Maybe get a driver.
Speaker 2: It'll be relaxing once we get there, but then we
Speaker 2: got to drive back. It's just very Caucasian also, And
Speaker 2: I don't really want to go there on Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Your mom loves loves to go to a Caucasian of it.
Speaker 1: She she loves to just be the wrench that gets
Speaker 1: thrown in there, like, huh, surprised.
Speaker 3: I'm not white, but here I am.
Speaker 1: I can afford it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I feel her, I'll probably do some rich
Speaker 3: white shit when I'm like.
Speaker 2: I mean like because like last summer we went to
Speaker 2: the country club over in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. I remember that
Speaker 2: shit is I hate as full? I do remember, okay,
Speaker 2: like super duper white. And here I am in my
Speaker 2: thong bikini at pool and I'm telling my mom. I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 2: why are we here? Like why did you buy a
Speaker 2: membership here? I'm very confused.
Speaker 1: It's like it's very nice. They're all very nice people Erica.
Speaker 1: You know, like, yes, they're very white, but you know
Speaker 1: they're very nice. I'm like, but just testing you.
Speaker 3: Let's see how much she can take.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. How are you doing this Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: I'm really good.
Speaker 3: I well, we're fresh off the fucking boat from Coachella
Speaker 3: in Atlanta, and I'm feeling like not an old bitch,
Speaker 3: but like, you know, more mature, grown in sexy bitch,
Speaker 3: you know, because here's the thing. I know, everyone's been
Speaker 3: looking forward to Momchella episode, and we were looking forward
Speaker 3: to mom Cella and Momchella was great. It was really good,
Speaker 3: and we did our thing. We got our fucking artist passes.
Speaker 1: Must had.
Speaker 2: We were backstage, back backstage, back backstage, we're basically in.
Speaker 1: The trailer facially artists.
Speaker 3: We basically performed basically we're on the stage, and we
Speaker 3: made our two wrist bands work with the three of us.
Speaker 3: Ye Ashley shout out to Cashley. She actually looked into
Speaker 3: us getting first the helicopter than a private driver. But
Speaker 3: you know, the calicopter was ten grand five grand each way,
Speaker 3: which we thought was more affordable than we assumed it
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 1: Like, there's four bitches in the helicopter.
Speaker 2: And then I thought about Kobe and I said, I
Speaker 2: don't know if all to get a helicopter. I think
Speaker 2: I'm good on helicopters. It sounds great, but I don't
Speaker 2: I'm I don't know. I don't check with your next motorcycle'
Speaker 2: it's not enough, it's not enough protection.
Speaker 3: I don't want a motorcycle, but I I'm gonna ride
Speaker 3: on a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: A few times.
Speaker 3: Someone actually DMed me and said that we should get
Speaker 3: our motorcycle license. What so, I was like, you guys
Speaker 3: should get your motorcycle. I was like, maybe we should.
Speaker 3: That sounds kind of hot. I just saw this in
Speaker 3: the back of the motorcycle us.
Speaker 1: Rolling up, I was like, do we need to do that?
Speaker 2: Do we need to have Actually that would have been
Speaker 2: convenient at Coachella because if we had motorcycles, we wouldn't
Speaker 2: have to fucking wait in this goddamn line for parking.
Speaker 3: They also said that's true, We're gonna get motorcycle licenses
Speaker 3: just for Coachella. They also said, when we learn, we
Speaker 3: should put on Patreon.
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, we'll look up for that, y'all. From that
Speaker 2: on our Patreon, our motorcycle license. That sounds like a
Speaker 2: lot of time and work and effort. So I think,
Speaker 2: like come to the conclusion that a bitch knows how
Speaker 2: to party. But just because you know how to party
Speaker 2: and you can do it, like should you do it?
Speaker 2: Like do I need to drink three days in a
Speaker 2: row in the hot fucking desert and just so I
Speaker 2: can rage and feel like, First.
Speaker 1: Of all, we I've never been to Coachella so late.
Speaker 1: Every day. We got to Coachella at like eight o'clock
Speaker 1: at night.
Speaker 3: Every day it was like seven.
Speaker 2: First of all, we started getting ready at three. We
Speaker 2: got there at seven thirty.
Speaker 3: It's because it takes a really long time to get
Speaker 3: into it's true. It's madness, it's traffic, it's thousands of people.
Speaker 2: Like literally, we would get even with the super duper
Speaker 2: duper VIP.
Speaker 3: It takes an hour. It takes two hours to just
Speaker 3: get inside. It takes an hour to park, It takes
Speaker 3: an hour to get in. And then with our fucking
Speaker 3: scheming asses or two bracelets, three bitches, two bitches had
Speaker 3: to go in. But it always it was our other
Speaker 3: friend's scary. So she refuses. She's like, bitch, where's my hot?
Speaker 2: She didn't even refused. I justn't even ask her. I
Speaker 2: just said, Mila, you're the one that's going to stay outside.
Speaker 3: And then I can wait in the parking lot like
Speaker 3: an artist parking lot, like la la la la la,
Speaker 3: wait wait, and then she's like, I'm coming back. Actually,
Speaker 3: I have some video footage. We're gonna post it this
Speaker 3: week of Erica coming through the parking lot looking for
Speaker 3: me and passing off the bracelet. I hid some weed
Speaker 3: in my boots, had some thigh high boots. The nigga
Speaker 3: was like, oh, you can't take this in here. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'll be right back. I went like four
Speaker 3: steps that way, slid that ship right in the boot
Speaker 3: one of those secre garage was like, no, that's right.
Speaker 3: If you let me hit it, I'm gonna walk you
Speaker 3: right through. I was like, I don't need you to
Speaker 3: walk me through. I got it, got it, sir, got
Speaker 3: all my weed in and yeah. Oh and then we manifested.
Speaker 3: We knew Amber was going to be there, and we've
Speaker 3: been trying to get Amber on the show Amber Rose.
Speaker 1: She's talking about Amber like she knows the bitch I
Speaker 1: do Amber. We saw Amber like, bitch, you don't know
Speaker 1: who Amber is? Bitch, she's our friend now.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I think Amber's going to be
Speaker 3: a Coachella and guess what. As soon as we got
Speaker 3: in with that second past our friend looked at us
Speaker 3: and she was like.
Speaker 1: She signaled to me, like signaled.
Speaker 3: She was like, she was like she just like watch
Speaker 3: nod in her head.
Speaker 1: She didn't say a word, and just like I was like,
Speaker 1: where are we going?
Speaker 3: We just followed it, follow us and then she brought
Speaker 3: us to the Amber and I was like, fuck we already.
Speaker 3: We literally said we're gonna run into her, and when
Speaker 3: we do, we need to talk to her.
Speaker 2: Well, first we saw Tiana Taylor and then we got
Speaker 2: we were like, should talk to her, and I was like.
Speaker 1: I'm not good in person, I'm better in DMS.
Speaker 3: And then I was like we should go, we should.
Speaker 1: Get her on the show.
Speaker 3: And then we both chickened out and I was like,
Speaker 3: we're such a little bitches. Damn, we're pussies. And then
Speaker 3: when we got inside and Amber was right there, We're like, fuck,
Speaker 3: we can't be pussies twice in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just went up. We're like, hey, what's up? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up.
Speaker 3: It was very awkward and a little like gang bangy, because.
Speaker 1: Well, we just rolled up deep like, yo, know what's that?
Speaker 1: What's that? Come on my show, bitch, what's that?
Speaker 2: We've been emailing you a lot, so we've been talking
Speaker 2: to your manager ETO.
Speaker 1: But she, bitch, she's not answering. So we're coming straight
Speaker 1: to the source.
Speaker 3: This is Erica, I'm Mila, this is my friend Ashley.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 2: She literally she was like okay, well, okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: She was in line for the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Erica has a long history of approaching bitches in the
Speaker 3: line to the bathroom. That's is how I met Erica.
Speaker 3: She stepped to me in the line of the bathroom
Speaker 3: and now here we are.
Speaker 1: Hey worked and same with Amber. She was very kind.
Speaker 1: She was very kind.
Speaker 2: It's very sweet and beautiful. And you know, I have
Speaker 2: hope that she will be on the show.
Speaker 1: No, I do.
Speaker 3: And then we took a picture with her and Ashley,
Speaker 3: our fucking friend lost her fucking phone with all the
Speaker 3: fucking footages of us, all the proof. Oh and then
Speaker 3: we're backstagee oh yeah. And then I don't know why
Speaker 3: I was backstage alone, but I look over and guess
Speaker 3: who the fuck is right next to me walking into VIP.
Speaker 3: It's fucking Tiana in what's her man's name?
Speaker 1: Iman? Iman again, And I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, god, God, you really just trying to fuck on
Speaker 3: a bitch. You're just trying to really see if I'm
Speaker 3: pussy or not. So I was like, hey boo, And
Speaker 3: I really don't like stuff into people alone. I get
Speaker 3: really nervous, and I'm like, fuck, God, you're really trying me.
Speaker 3: So but you know, had a little drugs, little tequila, and
Speaker 3: I was like, hey boo. She was like, Hi boo,
Speaker 3: my bitch, do I know you? So I really want you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I have a podcast.
Speaker 3: I really think you should be honest. It's called good
Speaker 3: Mom's Bad Choices. She's like, that could be interesting. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 1: Look it up? And then I walked away. Who do
Speaker 1: I think I am? Look it up? Look it up?
Speaker 1: By drops Mike the fuck? I was like, damn, any
Speaker 1: day are going to close that deal? Fuck? I've dropped
Speaker 1: the ball. But I did it.
Speaker 2: God, I mean yeah, you should have like maybe like
Speaker 2: took her phone, something like let me.
Speaker 1: See your phone. That's a little aggressive.
Speaker 2: That's a little more aggressive. I don't know how it
Speaker 2: would have closed. I would have got nervous because both
Speaker 2: of them are so fine.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, can I just come home
Speaker 1: one now?
Speaker 3: You don't want to come on the show, Well what
Speaker 3: about your trailer? Can I come back there? I'm available?
Speaker 3: I lost my friends.
Speaker 1: You know, it's very.
Speaker 2: Weird to be in that kind of situation where you
Speaker 2: know your child is somewhere roaming in a field and
Speaker 2: you're there and you don't know where, and then suddenly
Speaker 2: you see her and then you leave her. Like I
Speaker 2: was just like, okay, babe, well bye.
Speaker 1: I think it's more layered than that.
Speaker 2: It is layered because she was acting like she didn't
Speaker 2: know me. It was an awkward interaction and it was
Speaker 2: really strange. And I feel like, you know, me and
Speaker 2: her father have our own shit or whatever. You know,
Speaker 2: we're working through our co parenting situation. But I feel
Speaker 2: like she felt caught between worlds. And because me and
Speaker 2: him or don't really have a relationship like that, I
Speaker 2: don't really I'm not privy to their relationship like that.
Speaker 2: I feel like she felt caught between worlds and I
Speaker 2: felt that energy, and to leave her in that energy
Speaker 2: and then walk away felt really awkward because it's his weekend.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, Okay, well I guess bye, you know,
Speaker 2: and I just felt, Yeah, it was just it was
Speaker 2: a range of emotions.
Speaker 1: Coachella was a range.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: This Coachella was very different than most Coachella's for me,
Speaker 2: because most Coachella is they're wild and crazy, and this one,
Speaker 2: I was kind of feeling under the weather and so
Speaker 2: I was trying not to go so hard. So there
Speaker 2: was that, and then also my child was there, which
Speaker 2: that's never happened, and my baby daddy was performing, which
Speaker 2: you know, like Coachella has been such a special festival
Speaker 2: for me my whole life because I'm going since I
Speaker 2: was sixteen, and then when we were together, like I
Speaker 2: was always telling him, I can't wait for you to
Speaker 2: before make Coachella, like you deserve to be there. And
Speaker 2: then he's there now and we're just in a weird
Speaker 2: place and to not I don't know, like to feel
Speaker 2: this like weird separation that also have our child there
Speaker 2: was just awkward for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot happening. There was a lot
Speaker 1: of layers happening.
Speaker 2: So then and I think I had like kind of
Speaker 2: been wanting to cry all weekend a little bit, and
Speaker 2: then that happened. And then I was like, I need
Speaker 2: say to cry, I just need to cry, And I
Speaker 2: was cry, It's cool. So I'm crying and my gold
Speaker 2: my golden chained tittied out shirt with my long ponytail
Speaker 2: under the moonlight with my friend.
Speaker 1: She's like just crying.
Speaker 2: I'm like with these random niggas that are standing there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're standing to the side, like why.
Speaker 1: Are they crying?
Speaker 3: Then I'm like, it's eleven eleven, make a wish.
Speaker 1: I wish.
Speaker 3: Then, oh my God'm like praying over my crying friend
Speaker 3: in the middle of Vip the Artist.
Speaker 1: Like it's very weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a weird moment, but overall, I mean,
Speaker 2: and then afterwards we got our shit together and then
Speaker 2: we went and saw Meg the Stallion and it was great.
Speaker 1: She was great.
Speaker 2: Meg the Stallion is the Beyonce of Rap. I'm convinced
Speaker 2: that's what I felt when I was watching her.
Speaker 3: She told me that during the performance Mega signs the
Speaker 3: Beyonce of Rap.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're right.
Speaker 2: She has watched all the Beyonce shows and she now
Speaker 2: performs like her, Like she got the hair, she got
Speaker 2: the like the drills, like she's they just graduated college,
Speaker 2: so she's got the whole stadium. College's true. Snow Legra
Speaker 2: also fucking killed it. She's so fine. I will eat
Speaker 2: her pussy. I would, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. I don't really like non black pussy either,
Speaker 1: do I? But I would. She could sing to me and.
Speaker 3: WHOA, Georgie's pussy, George's pussy.
Speaker 1: Smith just so on one on a first.
Speaker 3: Day basis with all the celebrities was back goes to
Speaker 3: artists Coachella once Judah and so it's me snow Amber
Speaker 3: and Judgia.
Speaker 1: We're all like and I ran into Tiana Eman was there.
Speaker 3: I almost went backstage to them, but I was like, no, chill,
Speaker 3: you guys, not tonight. Then and we ran to Meg so,
Speaker 3: oh my goodness. And then we saw baby came we
Speaker 3: did and little baby, little baby. I was like, baby
Speaker 3: blue face, No, little baby, it's a little baby we saw.
Speaker 2: Wait was it you that was like, is this dub baby?
Speaker 2: I was like, no, bitch, no, you said, is this
Speaker 2: the one that beat up Danny Leek?
Speaker 1: I said, that's the wrong baby. And he didn't beat
Speaker 1: her up?
Speaker 3: I said, the one with the baby with Danu lay
Speaker 3: or whatever that.
Speaker 1: Oh, you said, this is the one that beat up
Speaker 1: That is what she said.
Speaker 2: I said, it's the wrong baby. And he did not
Speaker 2: beat her up. He beat her brother up.
Speaker 3: I said he was just being mean to her on
Speaker 3: the internet. But there's first of all, you guys stop putting.
Speaker 3: How are we supposed to keep trying all these goddamn babies?
Speaker 3: And why are you get a more original ship?
Speaker 1: Are you a baby? The fuckers? Man? You know they
Speaker 1: have all these crazy names.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 2: And then in the middle of the little baby, Jimilla
Speaker 2: was like, he's kind of cute.
Speaker 3: I was like, bit, you're not supposed to tell me
Speaker 3: one that I said.
Speaker 2: That it's kind of cute. I was like, are you
Speaker 2: looking at the same nick guy?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, is this is the political one? Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is what Erica tells me. This is the political one
Speaker 3: when black lives matter. He did all that stuff, he
Speaker 3: did the video. I was like, oh, this is like
Speaker 3: he's kind of smart.
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, and she was like, he
Speaker 1: also has that. He also has the.
Speaker 2: Herbs no Chapa and Chapa.
Speaker 1: He's the one who got like the BBL herbs and.
Speaker 2: He's gonna he's gonna cure He's gonna cure Dwarfism with
Speaker 2: his herbs.
Speaker 3: Honestly, not a bunch of moms trying to be relevant.
Speaker 3: Know the difference between the rappers. Is this the political
Speaker 3: one or the one with the herbs, the one that
Speaker 3: beat up no, okay baby, the baby little baby. That's
Speaker 3: all of them. So there's a lot of other baby
Speaker 3: baby keem. Oh we did see Baby Kim. He had
Speaker 3: a really interesting range of music. I know, he's like
Speaker 3: the most popular in hip hop right now. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what I heard from everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought he was a really great performer because
Speaker 2: I'm kind of a rap vocal connoisseur.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, she was really analyzing. She's like, that was
Speaker 3: a very good performance. I didn't enjoy all the music,
Speaker 3: but he really uses vocals.
Speaker 1: I hate when I go to.
Speaker 2: Rap shows and they're screaming, like, can you just relax
Speaker 2: and sound like the record, my nigga? Like that's why
Speaker 2: I love Snoop dog because Snoop Dogg literally just be
Speaker 2: just like sitting back and he sounds just like the record.
Speaker 1: And Baby Kim was chilling. I didn't like all of
Speaker 1: his music.
Speaker 2: There was one where he was like talking about have
Speaker 2: you ever been punched in the face or.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, I wasn't really interesting.
Speaker 2: And then I had to explain to Miila one of
Speaker 2: his rap lyrics, because what do you say, like, but
Speaker 2: you better die? Hope, when you come to the crib,
Speaker 2: you better I hate a bitchaid I.
Speaker 1: Can't impress when you come to the crib, you better die.
Speaker 3: Erica was like, so that means if she comes to
Speaker 3: the house and she's not like, oh my god, this
Speaker 3: is crazy, she.
Speaker 1: Just didn't die. Oh Like I was like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: like I thought, like meant like she's gonna die.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, like she needs to be really impressed,
Speaker 3: like die, And I was like, oh, thank you for
Speaker 3: interpreting that, because I was super confused anytime.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, like what came to light two at the concerts
Speaker 2: is that my daughter's future step mommy is an only
Speaker 2: fans porn star that apparently.
Speaker 1: The whole internet knew. I didn't know. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: And I'm very.
Speaker 2: Conflicted because, you guys, this is a sex positive podcast.
Speaker 2: My friend is dating a porn star, so I should
Speaker 2: be open to.
Speaker 1: Like, you know.
Speaker 3: She's like it's different. She's like, Orlando is safe. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's true, we know him.
Speaker 2: But I'm in conflict about this. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to feel. I don't really know her at all. Maybe
Speaker 2: she's a wonderful human being.
Speaker 3: I don't. I mean it's a strong possibility. She probably
Speaker 3: is a wonderful human being.
Speaker 2: It is, I just don't know because niggas are whack
Speaker 2: and they don't tell you. They don't tell you anything
Speaker 2: about like the people that are around your kids. They
Speaker 2: don't do introductions properly, So I have no concept of
Speaker 2: her or who she no.
Speaker 3: I just saw this thing on Twitter, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to say it but what the fuck a fan
Speaker 3: for one dollar? She's like, but one dollar and fuck
Speaker 3: of fan may And I was like, ah, one dollar,
Speaker 3: Like how about a hundred?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe she's not fucking the fan. I
Speaker 1: don't Maybe it's.
Speaker 3: I think maybe it's like a promotion.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's Twitter mark.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Twitter a jargon we don't understand because we
Speaker 2: don't do Twitter, you know what, Maybe that's what they
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it means something else.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean anything else.
Speaker 2: She's definitely fucking fans, and I should be okay with that.
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's because you didn't know
Speaker 3: it was you were caught off guard by this. Apparently
Speaker 3: everybody on the internet knows except us because we don't
Speaker 3: not use Twitter, and then that on top of that,
Speaker 3: and then she was there on top of that. And
Speaker 3: I think it's also like if you co parent with
Speaker 3: someone that you know they minimally do their fucking job
Speaker 3: and spent be present with their child, you know personal
Speaker 3: things about them, and so I think that contribute to
Speaker 3: that too, Like you got a lot of time to
Speaker 3: be around a bitch, but you haven't prioritized these other things.
Speaker 3: So unfortunately, I think this person is gonna get some
Speaker 3: of that backlash because essentially you're like supporting that because
Speaker 3: a bitch like me, if I'm around a nigga a
Speaker 3: certain amount of time and you got a kid and
Speaker 3: I ain't seen that motherfucker, I'm gonna be like, what
Speaker 3: days your day? Because I'm a mom, and so I
Speaker 3: can size you up how personent you are in your
Speaker 3: child's life, and I'm gonna either think you're whack or
Speaker 3: speak up or like take advantage of that time because
Speaker 3: now like I'm doing something or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of layers to this, and
Speaker 3: I don't think you're crazy for being real about it,
Speaker 3: you know, like you know we are sex positive, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but are there some just whack ass bitches? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are there just some fucking Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that person's that, but there's a difference,
Speaker 3: and there isn't like it's not about you doing sex
Speaker 3: work or it's you doing this. It's just, you know,
Speaker 3: there's other things that contribute. But again, we don't know
Speaker 3: this person at all, but I understand any new person
Speaker 3: that comes in your child's life, you're going to be
Speaker 3: have a reserve about it and want to know. And
Speaker 3: then when these are the only things available for you
Speaker 3: to know, Yeah, those are the assumptions you're going to
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, That's why I feel like that's really what it is,
Speaker 2: is that I don't have any information. I only have
Speaker 2: the Internet, which is really not a true teller of
Speaker 2: a person's character. And I wish and hope and if
Speaker 2: there's any men listening, even women like just like there's
Speaker 2: no need to, like, you don't owe your ex an
Speaker 2: explanation as to why you've chosen the person, but I
Speaker 2: just feel like just a general character check.
Speaker 1: Hey, I just want you to know.
Speaker 2: I want you to know that this is the person
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Speaker 2: I feel safe with her. I think your daughters. I
Speaker 2: think our child is safe with her. And these are
Speaker 2: the reasons why the end, I don't really need to
Speaker 2: know anything else, Like if he's happy, good for him.
Speaker 2: I really want to see you know, him happy, because
Speaker 2: I feel like niggas need bitches sometimes to like level
Speaker 2: up and be better fathers sometimes and bit better people.
Speaker 1: And I hope that that's what this is.
Speaker 2: I really do, because I want my daughter to have
Speaker 2: a happy, healthy father and you know, and if that's this,
Speaker 2: then great, I'm fucking for it.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that well.
Speaker 3: I think I think that's the thing, even for you know,
Speaker 3: in my situation, I know for sure there's a bitch
Speaker 3: over there, and even know like same, especially if you
Speaker 3: know your co parent is mature enough to handle the information.
Speaker 3: Tell me nigging, I'm okay, cool, But like even for me,
Speaker 3: I wasn't introduced in that way, but I was introduced someone,
Speaker 3: and at least I've seen the bitch. I had a
Speaker 3: conversation with the bitch, and my child speaks about her,
Speaker 3: and this is positive shit. I have no choice but
Speaker 3: to be like, she must be cool. If you're asking
Speaker 3: for her, if you like her, if this is the
Speaker 3: same person, and I've said something to my baby daddy too, like, hey,
Speaker 3: if this is who you're dating, you know you should.
Speaker 1: Say that to me and to her.
Speaker 3: If this person spending the night at your house, it's
Speaker 3: best that you address it for what it is and
Speaker 3: not bullshit, because I Luna knows, you know, she's smart.
Speaker 3: There's seven So that's my thing is like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hope that you don't try to like put a wool
Speaker 3: over my daughter's eyes, and then I'm sure I don't
Speaker 3: do it over to me too. But when you don't
Speaker 3: know at all what's going on, because no one has
Speaker 3: said shit to you, you're left to assume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my daughter hasn't said anything to me, and
Speaker 1: that's me. It makes you wonder, like are you cool?
Speaker 1: Is she kind to you? What do you feel like?
Speaker 3: You can't if you've been around someone multiple times, like
Speaker 3: generally your your daughter or your child was going to
Speaker 3: come back and tell you about their weekend. Oh I
Speaker 3: played with this person. Oh this person did this.
Speaker 2: No, she intentionally leaves things out and I don't necessarily
Speaker 2: know if that's to protect and That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: that that feeling of her being caught between two worlds,
Speaker 2: that's how I felt when I ran into her that night.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: If that's because she instinctually wants to protect me, or
Speaker 2: if she's been told what happens here stays here, or
Speaker 2: if she's not really fucking with the situation, or if
Speaker 2: she doesn't know what the situation is because no one's
Speaker 2: told her. I mean, even like when I started had
Speaker 2: when I had my little boyfriend two years ago, I
Speaker 2: told her, like, you know, I want her to understand
Speaker 2: what was happening. And I think like we do our
Speaker 2: kids a disservice when we think like, oh, it's cool,
Speaker 2: they're young, it's not important.
Speaker 3: I don't have to explain anything. I don't have to
Speaker 3: explain anything.
Speaker 1: This is uncle Tia. Like no, no, no, no, Like.
Speaker 2: Don't like now suddenly someone's sleeping over and she's wearing
Speaker 2: sweats in the house and waking up in the morning
Speaker 2: and cooking breakfast, like something needs to be said.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: And especially I think when you're a daughter and with
Speaker 3: your dad, you know, like women, little girls have an
Speaker 3: affinity for their fathers, and it is it can be territorial.
Speaker 3: That's like just the nature of the relationship because that's
Speaker 3: the first man in your life. So I think it
Speaker 3: is it does take you know. The unfortunate part about
Speaker 3: like young men and young fathers, I feel like is
Speaker 3: like they underestimate that relationship and like understand like the
Speaker 3: emotional They really underestimated the emotional intelligence of little girls.
Speaker 3: You know, our kids are little women and their little
Speaker 3: witches and their intuitive and they know and they're emotional,
Speaker 3: and men do their you know, daughters a huge disservice
Speaker 3: by brushing things over without explaining them and same, I've
Speaker 3: had that same issue with him, like exactly, and it's
Speaker 3: like it irritates me that you minimize or ignore the
Speaker 3: fact that she's very highly intelligent and that she senses
Speaker 3: what's happening either way, whether you explain it or not.
Speaker 3: And they love their fathers, you know absolutely. Of course,
Speaker 3: a little girl is going to feel away if a
Speaker 3: woman suddenly comes around and is around, you know consistently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just been feeling very conflicted about the situation,
Speaker 2: especially the yeah, the character part, because of the space
Speaker 2: that I'm in and because I have friends that are
Speaker 2: sex workers and you know, and I love them and
Speaker 2: I could potentially really like this girl too, I just
Speaker 2: don't know her. And the fact that my daughter has
Speaker 2: kind of like she brushes over the conversation with me
Speaker 2: if I ever even mentioned an ass in choir, just like,
Speaker 2: how was it?
Speaker 1: Did you have fun? Did you just go swimming?
Speaker 2: Like she doesn't want to talk about it, and I'm
Speaker 2: like why so.
Speaker 3: So this year Coachella is very emotional.
Speaker 1: A little emotional.
Speaker 2: This year was it was definitely a mom Cella. It
Speaker 2: was mom Cella as fuck for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, even on Saturday, like we took a nap, like
Speaker 3: we try to get a pop and we drank some
Speaker 3: champagne and bitches.
Speaker 2: We literally woke up to get ready and then went
Speaker 2: back to sleep. Nisha came over, a girl Nisia came
Speaker 2: over and she went into the pool and then she
Speaker 2: was like therefully two hours and then came back and
Speaker 2: the lights.
Speaker 1: Were off and we were in the dark sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I can't. Ashley said it best. Coachella
Speaker 3: is a young bitch's sport. It really is. It's a
Speaker 3: lot of a lot of young people.
Speaker 2: It was the first Coachella where I did I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: everyone's much younger than me.
Speaker 3: Now, I mean there is all different aged people, all
Speaker 3: different types of people. But it's a lot of walking.
Speaker 3: It's like miles of walking. Nobody understands like and dials.
Speaker 2: You're literally in combat. You're in combat. It's mad Max,
Speaker 2: it's mad Max. Your shoes are destroyed, your clothes. Actually,
Speaker 2: I was wearing these jeans. I haven't washed them, and
Speaker 2: I picked them up and I could feel, I still
Speaker 2: feel it a film of dirt.
Speaker 1: On these jeans but I didn't wash them. Whatever. You
Speaker 1: can see the Coachella dirt still here.
Speaker 3: It's a dirty get down, but it was you know,
Speaker 3: it's always enjoyable with my bitches.
Speaker 2: And then I saw Doja Cat with my baby. So
Speaker 2: at one point I told my baby daddy, I said
Speaker 2: I need to see Doja Cat with Iri, so I
Speaker 2: need to bring her. And so we went to see
Speaker 2: Doja and that was really cool. She said to me
Speaker 2: the but she's like, Luna is gonna be so jealous
Speaker 2: when I tell her that we saw Doja live.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe you shouldn't tell her then.
Speaker 3: So you know, she likes to brug, she loves it.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm not doing it on purpose. I was
Speaker 3: just telling her it was so cool. It's so sad
Speaker 3: you weren't there. I know, I saw.
Speaker 1: I showed Luna's some videos. I was like, I was there.
Speaker 3: She's like, why did I reget to go? I was like, because, so,
Speaker 3: you know, her dad performed. She said, did you guys
Speaker 3: watch it? I said no, mm hm, did.
Speaker 1: You guys see him? I said no.
Speaker 3: We just picked her up for this and pick her
Speaker 3: back very specific We just took her back right after this.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: I literally it was actually and then and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: I really love being a single mom because I literally
Speaker 2: picked my daughter up, took her to dojah, and then
Speaker 2: dropped her back off and then continued my festival.
Speaker 3: Maybe next year we'll take the girls. I'm down to
Speaker 3: take the girls next year, and like, actually do mom,
Speaker 3: Jella Okay, I do think it's important that kids go
Speaker 3: to the music festivals and feel that no energy.
Speaker 2: I was really happy to have her experience something that
Speaker 2: brings has brought me so much joy, Like music festivals
Speaker 2: has been like it's source of just like I don't know,
Speaker 2: one of my just one of the things that was
Speaker 2: a highlight of my teens. I started going to music
Speaker 2: festivals when I was like around fifteen. I remember I
Speaker 2: went to one and I lied to my mom and
Speaker 2: I went to this like it was in San Diego
Speaker 2: or some shit. Was my first music festival, and after
Speaker 2: that I was hooked. I was like going to music
Speaker 2: festivals as much as fucking possible. It's just a way
Speaker 2: to like connect with the people. The music's energy.
Speaker 3: It's not just a shirt energy spiritual church setting, but
Speaker 3: not a hippie church.
Speaker 1: It's like worship.
Speaker 3: It's like worship. It's like spiritual worship. That's why I
Speaker 3: feel like it's important for kids to be in the
Speaker 3: energy and just feel like the harmony of the music
Speaker 3: and the energy of the like the people. It's always
Speaker 3: like a high vibration. I feel at most concerts, I
Speaker 3: mean at most like festivals. So I think like the
Speaker 3: more we incorporate them into that, like they could chill out.
Speaker 2: You hear that, Coachella give us four backstage VIP passes.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like, you bitches snuck into three years
Speaker 3: in a row.
Speaker 1: Whatever. We paid a lot of money. We had paid
Speaker 1: for two by two, get one free out of money
Speaker 1: Coachella has taken from me.
Speaker 2: Come on, we spent hundreds of dollars and double tequilas
Speaker 2: thousands of dollars and Coachella's would you pool? I pulled
Speaker 2: the what is this the six of cups? Yeah, six
Speaker 2: of cups, six of cups?
Speaker 1: Terror time? What shall the cards tell me today? See
Speaker 1: on the cards?
Speaker 2: I see an older person with a flower in a cup,
Speaker 2: passing it down to a woman. And all it looks
Speaker 2: like a man, a tall man, passing the cup down
Speaker 2: to a smaller woman. She looks happy and ready to
Speaker 2: receive the gifts that this person is ready to give her.
Speaker 3: Cups is usually of your emotions. Oh Jesus, revisiting the.
Speaker 1: Past, Oh my god, shut.
Speaker 3: Up, childhood memories, innocents.
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 3: The six of Cups is a card that takes you
Speaker 3: back to the happy memories from your past, whether as
Speaker 3: a child, teenager, or young adults.
Speaker 1: Fuck up, I'm done, you may say.
Speaker 3: You may simply be revisiting those memories in your mind.
Speaker 3: Or you may travel back to your childhood home or
Speaker 3: reconnect with your childhood friends. You could go to a
Speaker 3: high school reunion, or reconnect with an old buddy, or
Speaker 3: go to or go to Coachella. A teenage sweetheart or
Speaker 3: past lover. What may turn up again? These connections bring
Speaker 3: you a sense of joy and happiness as you reminisce
Speaker 3: over all the fun times you had together. Take this
Speaker 3: occasion to explore whether you still have a lot in
Speaker 3: common and if you wish to continue the relationship. Now
Speaker 3: I'm done. The Six of Cups often shows an increased
Speaker 3: level of harmony and cooperation in your relationships. You are
Speaker 3: ready to give and receive without expectation.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is true.
Speaker 3: You are also willing to give each other the benefit
Speaker 3: of the doubt. Having moved on from the challenging emotions
Speaker 3: of the Five of Cups, it's time to turne over
Speaker 3: a new leaf and start afresh from a more positive place.
Speaker 1: Wow I'm a witch. Wow Wow.
Speaker 2: I mean I don't really have to expec in what
Speaker 2: this means because we just had this whole conversation, So wow,
Speaker 2: that's all I have to say. Yeah, and I am,
Speaker 2: I am, I'm ready. I do want to I am
Speaker 2: ready to turn over a new lea if I am?
Speaker 1: I want? Oh shit? I read the rest. Are you
Speaker 1: ready for this show?
Speaker 3: And invite you to get into their inner child and
Speaker 3: experience the fun freedom and innocence that comes with being
Speaker 3: a young child. Again, you might like to sit down,
Speaker 3: dance like no one is watching, play your favorite childhood games.
Speaker 3: The six A cubs can also refer to children in
Speaker 3: your life. It can suggest a pregnancy, perhaps twins and
Speaker 3: birth and siblings who play nicely together. It may also
Speaker 3: be a sign that you are about to spend more
Speaker 3: time with young children, playing, laughing and learning together. Well,
Speaker 3: we've been traveling a lot, so we do need to
Speaker 3: sit our fucking asses down with our children.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love Taro, I do. I've really grown to.
Speaker 2: Really, it's literally it's never fails, never, never a single episode.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. If you believe in God,
Speaker 2: this is nothing. This isn't having me to do with guys.
Speaker 1: I mean it does. The delivery of a night is.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, like people like you know, they
Speaker 2: get weird about the tarots. They think, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's some wich, it's a motherfucking card.
Speaker 3: Well, honestly, the whole Bible is supposed to be written
Speaker 3: by prophets. What if the fuck do you think profits were?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I just wow, I needed to I needed
Speaker 2: to hear that. Thank you, You're welcome. Just call me
Speaker 2: Taro Omeila.
Speaker 1: Do you have an affirmation? Do I have an affirmation?
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is my show.
Speaker 1: Fuck I forgot. I had to forgot. We do this.
Speaker 1: I'm always relying on the guest. Do you have an affirmation?
Speaker 1: I have an affirmation?
Speaker 2: Let me think off the top of the dome, how
Speaker 2: I feel in this moment. I am at peace with
Speaker 2: whatever the universe brings me. I am accepting of all possibilities.
Speaker 3: I am at peace with what the universe brings me.
Speaker 3: I am accept of all possibilities. You know, our journeys
Speaker 3: lead to many places.
Speaker 2: And I say that because I know that nothing in
Speaker 2: my life is by accident. I know that nothing from
Speaker 2: this previous weekend was by accident. All the messages and
Speaker 2: the things that were delivered in the timing that they
Speaker 2: were delivered, because they were timed out, all the information
Speaker 2: that I received, And think the messages that I got
Speaker 2: were all paced and timed.
Speaker 1: And I think.
Speaker 2: That whenever I've tried to resist in my life, it's
Speaker 2: caused a lot of turmoil. And I'm not resisting in
Speaker 2: this space. I'm accepting. I'm accepting of how I feel
Speaker 2: I'm accepting of how my daughter feels. I'm also intuitive.
Speaker 2: I know my child and no one's going to make
Speaker 2: me question her and how I feel that she feels.
Speaker 2: You know, like a lot of times people will try
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, you're tripping. Oh you're overthinking it,
Speaker 2: Oh you're you know, No, you're underthinking it. And I
Speaker 2: am at peace with knowing that I'm making the right
Speaker 2: choices by her, for her and for us.
Speaker 1: So that's all I have to say about that. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that. Any do you have any horries? Who stories?
Speaker 2: So I had sex last night, okay, and it is
Speaker 2: I've been having sex with someone lately and he's a
Speaker 2: scorpio like me.
Speaker 3: Oh it's spicy over.
Speaker 1: This, and it really is spicy over there? What is
Speaker 1: what is happening? Just a lot? He is a dirty mouth.
Speaker 1: You know I love a dirty I know you do.
Speaker 1: And do you feel me? I kept trying to tell
Speaker 1: you the dirty mouth is where it's at. That is
Speaker 1: how pregnancy has happened for sure.
Speaker 3: This is how pregnant with a dirty, fucking, filthy mouth.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, nigga, you have to twins, bitch, I know,
Speaker 2: and you know twins run of my family.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm probably next up, Like I need to
Speaker 2: relax and within during the sex. I actually had this
Speaker 2: flashback while you were in the car right now, and
Speaker 2: I was like, thinking, we were talking. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you heard me. I was like, well, watch that
Speaker 2: flashback of him telling me that he that he wants
Speaker 2: to watch a man fuck me and me stuck his
Speaker 2: dick and give him pleasure. And he wants me to
Speaker 2: receive pleasure and watch this man like basically fuck the
Speaker 2: ship out of me.
Speaker 1: And so I just text him right now. But he
Speaker 1: wants you. He wants you to get sucked while you
Speaker 1: psuck his dick.
Speaker 3: No, he wants second fuck a guy while he watches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. So I text him to confirm.
Speaker 3: I just wanted want to confirm that last night you did.
Speaker 1: Did you actually say this to me? Because this would
Speaker 1: be a first? Did he confirm? He said, this is
Speaker 1: what he said to me. I'm jealous. He said, I said,
Speaker 1: did you mention wanting to see did you mention? Hey?
Speaker 1: Did you mention?
Speaker 2: I was like, hello, did you mention wanting to see
Speaker 2: someone fucked me last night and me suck him? He said, yes,
Speaker 2: my clone.
Speaker 1: You're his clone. That's confusing. Huh you don't know him?
Speaker 1: How you don't? Okay? Well fuck that shut that down quickly.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so another dreaded man? So so in similar
Speaker 1: are just so we just have to find someone has dreads.
Speaker 2: I know a guy I know actually, oh my god, actually.
Speaker 1: I know his clone. You I do know his clone.
Speaker 1: And he's also a scorpio. Interesting you know him?
Speaker 3: Ah how that could work?
Speaker 1: I could work? Could it could work?
Speaker 3: Can I get my I don't know at that other scorpio?
Speaker 1: He's so no, he could handle that, you think. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: we turn to the sex club with me. You get
Speaker 1: your fucking male male female again.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's a male female. Might
Speaker 2: just be me fucking one person and then him just wading.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. No, you're probably gonna have to fuck
Speaker 1: him after. This would be a great Mother's Day gift.
Speaker 2: This whole kind of Mother's Day gift I'm talking about,
Speaker 2: fuck Orange County.
Speaker 1: Is that what I need to schedule?
Speaker 3: Is this is that finally need dischedule my male male
Speaker 3: female for Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: I was like, when should I do it? When should
Speaker 1: I do it? That's the day, baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta text them. I'm want to put them
Speaker 3: in a group chat.
Speaker 1: So for Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: So Mother's Days coming, and you should serve me flowers.
Speaker 2: Dick too, dick times too.
Speaker 3: I think I think we're onto something. Do we need
Speaker 3: to make a greeting card? Male male female? Happy Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: I'm gifting you a male male female.
Speaker 1: Honey, not honey.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to talk to Orlando about this. I
Speaker 3: know Eric's got a new boo and this is what
Speaker 3: he said.
Speaker 1: I already asked tondo.
Speaker 3: He said, no, he's not interested in seeing me get fucked,
Speaker 3: but I could go get fucked.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He might have been just been talking big ship because
Speaker 2: we were in the zone, you know something, we were
Speaker 2: lost in the sauce. Sometimes you don't even have to
Speaker 2: do I just gotta pretend, like listen, in the moment
Speaker 2: he said it, I probably started sucking him twenty times harder.
Speaker 1: I was just like, what what is this? Madn get
Speaker 1: me pregnant. I can fuck you and somebody else what.
Speaker 3: It's it's yours. I love you. I fucking yesterday you
Speaker 3: were like I don't love him today you're like, maybe
Speaker 3: you guys are like, I don't love him, I love
Speaker 3: him love how dumb bitches day it was some dick
Speaker 3: and some dirty mouth and some dick.
Speaker 1: I love him. I'm in love one dirty mouth, one
Speaker 1: good dick.
Speaker 2: I don't love him yet, but you know by tomorrow,
Speaker 2: if he keeps talking this ship, anything's abound to happen.
Speaker 3: Times Saturday, get two more fucs and it's over.
Speaker 1: I don't even have to hear about this ship.
Speaker 2: Frust I'm just glad he doesn't live in my state.
Speaker 2: It would be really problematic.
Speaker 1: Youn's yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's it's the best that he lives far away,
Speaker 2: because if we were doing this every weekend, it would
Speaker 2: nothing but our business would fail.
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