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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil Phone Frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties Doctors. This is Evan. Hey, Evan, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing. My name is Pete Eakins and I have

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Speaker 1: an appointment coming up next week and I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call and touch base with you guys a little

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Speaker 1: bit about something. Oh okay, okay, what do you need

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Speaker 1: to know? Well, it's I don't think when I made

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Speaker 1: the appointment, I described exactly what I was looking for,

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Speaker 1: So I just wanted to make sure you guys were ready.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to a plastic surgery office before, so

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know like what I should be prepared for.

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Speaker 1: But I also think that you guys should be prepared

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Speaker 1: for my visit as well. Well, that's perfectly normal that

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Speaker 1: we get that all the time. I'm a very understanding,

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Speaker 1: no problem. So what was the main thing that you

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Speaker 1: wanted to see doctor for? Long story short? Okay, m

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Speaker 1: My nanna passed recently. You're nat met. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: That's all right. Nanakins past and it's fine. You know,

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Speaker 1: she was older and we all saw it coming. She

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Speaker 1: was fine, made peace with her maker before before kicking

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Speaker 1: the old bucket, but she did pass on to the

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Speaker 1: other side. So Nanikins is no longer with us, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get everything ready for her funeral. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's why I wanted to come in. So the

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Speaker 1: passing of your Nanna Yanna Nannikins, I'm just not sure

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Speaker 1: and no offense. Why any plastic surge its officer would

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Speaker 1: have anything to do with your your Nnakins. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to look her best. I'm sorry, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I want her to look her best, and it's

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Speaker 1: frank frankly, she doesn't look the greatest right now. Also,

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Speaker 1: like I said, she was one hundred and five years old,

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Speaker 1: so skin's kind of wrinkly and all that. You know,

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Speaker 1: I want her to look twenty two again. Put her

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Speaker 1: in the ground, that's all. No, no, sir, we don't okay,

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Speaker 1: So that's I'm so sorry again, But that's not we

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Speaker 1: don't do that. We do just for people that are

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Speaker 1: like I just you know, it's not too much. And

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Speaker 1: the good thing is, you know, if you do rhino plastic,

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Speaker 1: you want to give her a new nose, some higher

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Speaker 1: cheek bones. Really, you could do anything. You don't even

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Speaker 1: have to put her under saves money on insurance. Right,

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Speaker 1: No anesthetiologists, none of that stuff. She's not gonna wake up,

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Speaker 1: So I would like to see her with um sort

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Speaker 1: of a scarlet Johansen nose and a Kim Kardashian bottom. Sir,

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Speaker 1: you realize you're you're asking a plastic charge in the

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Speaker 1: office to give your grandma who's deceased blood implants, yes,

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Speaker 1: and a new nose and higher cheekbones. And maybe there's

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Speaker 1: nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do, okay.

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Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that when I bring her

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Speaker 1: in there for her appointment, you cannot bring schedule, not

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Speaker 1: bring your disease grandmother in here. Okay, Okay. Deal. When

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Speaker 1: I come in, I see where you're going with this.

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Speaker 1: I'm picking up what you're putting down. When I come

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Speaker 1: in to visit doctor for my free plastic surgery consultation

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Speaker 1: for me only for me, and I happen to bring

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Speaker 1: my grandma with me because we go everywhere together. Should

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Speaker 1: I bring a deffel bag full of extra cash so

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Speaker 1: we can get it done. It doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 1: money you bring in. You're not bribing us to put

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Speaker 1: button plants and your dead Grandma. You know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually right down stairs. I'm just gonna come up the

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Speaker 1: elevator right now and then no, no, sir, sir, you

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Speaker 1: need to stop right there. That is completely against health codes.

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Speaker 1: We could get a very serious trouble, and sir, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to call the police. So I think what

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Speaker 1: you're saying is there's no way you're going to give

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Speaker 1: my nana booty. Yeah, there's no way we're giving Nana

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Speaker 1: a booty and I'm calling a police. Okay, well, I'll

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Speaker 1: let you know. It's a prank phone call the right now.

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Speaker 1: How about that? Pardon me? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your co worker Jeans set you up. Oh, Mike. He

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Speaker 1: said that you guys get all kinds of weird phone calls,

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Speaker 1: and I thought he had. Nothing would be weirder than

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Speaker 1: trying to get an us not on a new booty

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Speaker 1: before she's buried. The Jebel Show on Demand