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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? How are you pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. So you have a dirty little secret? Huh?

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Speaker 1: I do? And it's a little gross. Oh we welcome

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Speaker 1: that here. So is it like this? Alex had to

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Speaker 1: say something to someone who's telling us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret the other day and this are you? Are you? Poo?

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Speaker 1: That's not what's going on, is it? Thank god? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Um? So, basically I used

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Speaker 1: to use my roommates cheeth sprush as my own personal

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Speaker 1: foot scrubber. Seriously talking about it. Alex and I just

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Speaker 1: had this conversation, dude, well because okay, so Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are married. If you didn't know that, blah blah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I was in the shower and Alex hading me like

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Speaker 1: a scrubber for her face, and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to clean my my back door with it, right,

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Speaker 1: And I was joking around and I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: I wonder how many roommates have done that with like

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Speaker 1: a toothbrush. And then I was telling him, I'm like

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Speaker 1: probably so many. Like I wouldn't even have my toothbrush

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Speaker 1: available for my roommate to even have access to you,

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Speaker 1: you might have to hide it somewhere. I literally don't

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Speaker 1: trust people so much that I used to every single

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Speaker 1: time my cleaners would leave change my toothbrush free, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's smart. It seems excessive. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: you never know. They could be having a bad day

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Speaker 1: and they could be like you know what, yes, like

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Speaker 1: did we like? We like these people. But still I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take that toothbrush and you want to speakable things

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Speaker 1: to it, and then before you know it, you're brushing

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Speaker 1: your teeth with someone's butt. You just don't trust people

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Speaker 1: all of the story. So anyway, that's weird that we

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Speaker 1: just had that conversation. But you do you you've done this.

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Speaker 1: I did for about two months, and I felt like

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Speaker 1: he deserved it. And not only he deserved it, but

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Speaker 1: he asked for it. What do you do? Well, he's

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Speaker 1: like thirty years my senior, he's my roommate. I'm poor.

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Speaker 1: I just took the living situation as is, and he

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Speaker 1: would make comments to me that were like in a

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Speaker 1: appropriate and like asked me on teep oh, and worst

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Speaker 1: of all, he would ask to like touch my feet

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Speaker 1: or stuck on my toes. I would feel, yeah, he

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Speaker 1: had a foot fetish and I have a foot phobia.

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Speaker 1: It didn't not compatible, not a roommate. And also, like

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Speaker 1: you know, if if he was one of those things

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Speaker 1: where you were gonna say he just didn't do the

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Speaker 1: dishes so I started using his toothbrushious toilet paper, I

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Speaker 1: would be like, Okay, that's a little extreme. But in

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Speaker 1: this case, I think he totally deserved me. So has

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Speaker 1: he gotten sick? I don't know. I eventually moved out.

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Speaker 1: I did it till I moved out good. It's like

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Speaker 1: about two months to get the money together, but I did. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: he seems like the kind of guy that if you

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Speaker 1: told him, he would like it. That's why I haven't

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Speaker 1: told him, because that's my fears that like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of that situation. You want to stay. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you're out of that situation. Yeah, And do you

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Speaker 1: have roommates now? No, I have a husband. Oh I

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Speaker 1: guess my roommate you know. Oh yeah, me and my

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Speaker 1: husband are very open with Okay, so it's a dirty

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Speaker 1: little cigarette between us and the room and you and

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Speaker 1: your husband. Yes, this roommate can't know because the obvious reasons.

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Speaker 1: And that's probably why your husband's just like, you know,

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Speaker 1: cool with you all the time, because he does not

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Speaker 1: want to make you angry. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. Well, thanks for calling you guys, have a

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Speaker 1: great day. I really love your show. Thank you. I

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Speaker 1: seriously wonder how many people use their roommates toothbrush to

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Speaker 1: do unspeakable things when they're not at home. A lot

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Speaker 1: probably locked up, throw away the key. Yeah. I had

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Speaker 1: a friend once that had a party at his house. Right,

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Speaker 1: they had all these people over, this huge party. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: there was a toilet like on the upper level of

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Speaker 1: the house that they were at, and that toilet started overflowing,

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Speaker 1: and so he went to the bathroom and like trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out who it was, right, and then there

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Speaker 1: was a girl there. She came out like and was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know something. It must was like that when

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Speaker 1: I got in here and then he left it. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen her before. She was like new to

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Speaker 1: the group or whatever. And I guess after that, the

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Speaker 1: next few days and weeks he would notice when he

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Speaker 1: would grab his toothbrush that smelled funny. Oh no, And

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Speaker 1: then he looked on the end of the toothbrush, not

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Speaker 1: the toothbrush end where you brush with, but the other end,

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Speaker 1: and there was a little stain right there. And that's

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Speaker 1: when they realized that it was her who did it.

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Speaker 1: But she took it out and put it in the

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Speaker 1: sink and shoved it down the sink with the toothbrush.

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Speaker 1: What oh. I think she was embarrassed that she plugged

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Speaker 1: the toilet up, and so she's trying to get rid

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Speaker 1: of it because he was knocking on the door because

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Speaker 1: the toilet was overflowing. Play Dad, Play yeah, I'm falling

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Speaker 1: over and playing dead. My mom always told me. She's like,

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Speaker 1: if you ever fall in front of a group of

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Speaker 1: people when you're embarrassed, just play Dad. Then Jebel Show

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