Speaker 1: Gettinking, Oh glore, holy spirit, I did not know you
Speaker 1: were here. We've been in the studio together for the
Speaker 1: last twenty minutes. I've been prepping you for the show.
Speaker 1: What I swear, I did not even hear you talk.
Speaker 1: All I've been doing is talking when this whole time
Speaker 1: I just counted you down to start recording this episode. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I am so happy you are here because some paranormal
Speaker 1: activity is happening in the studio today. Like what, these
Speaker 1: headphones just appeared on my head. I did not put
Speaker 1: them on. I put them on you. And fifteen minutes ago,
Speaker 1: I thought, I want warm vinegar water, and then it
Speaker 1: just a bird. You actually shouted I want warm vinegar water.
Speaker 1: So then I brought you some. What about when my
Speaker 1: stomach growled? Who did that? Your stomach did? You must
Speaker 1: be hungry? But wait, wait, wait, I also saw a
Speaker 1: ghost through that glass, the most beautiful translution woman or
Speaker 1: in a big nest of twigs on her head and
Speaker 1: her life snake around her shoulder like Britney Spear. That's
Speaker 1: your literal reflection right now. Where the snake come from?
Speaker 1: I don't know you came into the studio today, announcing
Speaker 1: I found my snake. Yes, yes, yes, yes, es yes,
Speaker 1: I forgot I found my snake. This is Claudia. She
Speaker 1: has been missing in my house for months. I keep forgetting.
Speaker 1: I found her in the middle of the night when
Speaker 1: I woke up for night lunch. Claudia. But wouldn't you
Speaker 1: feel the weight of her on you? I mean, Claudia
Speaker 1: has got away what at least twenty pounds. I really
Speaker 1: don't know anything about pounds, Clark, and I don't care
Speaker 1: to learn. That seems like a super strong opinion about
Speaker 1: a really non controversial topic. To pound is violence, and
Speaker 1: violence is never the answer, except at times when it's
Speaker 1: the only answer, like during sloping season, when the community
Speaker 1: collectively beats up the strongest members to teach them humility.
Speaker 1: It's tradition. I meant pounds as in weights like ms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm operating on such a divide frequency that I don't
Speaker 1: feel weight, kind of like how I literally don't see money. See,
Speaker 1: I have a body, but most of the time I'm
Speaker 1: not even in it, you know. My spirit is like
Speaker 1: usually wherever the dollar Lama is, my spirits talks to
Speaker 1: Dolla Lama. He could be in a temple. He could
Speaker 1: be in a toilet. My spirit is like always right
Speaker 1: next to each face. So you're saying, most of the
Speaker 1: time you're having an outer body experience. Sometimes, Clara, I'm
Speaker 1: talking and I don't even know who's at the wheel here.
Speaker 1: It's really helpful for me to know that because sometimes
Speaker 1: I feel like, Shoot, Clore, something is interrupting you. It's
Speaker 1: not me. Listen, it's the show theme song. The show
Speaker 1: is just starting itself. Bla, this is so bara normal.
Speaker 1: Please don't touch any of these buttons. You don't know
Speaker 1: what they do. Contin don't you just wear I'm not
Speaker 1: doing this. I see your hand moving, but I'm not
Speaker 1: the one moving it. Clar, welcome to these this is
Speaker 1: cuttinga is miss this isn't so welcome to me collective. Shoot,
Speaker 1: we have to be really careful today. The studio seems
Speaker 1: to be completely haunted by entities. You think pic tech
Speaker 1: is buying on us. There's nothing compared to Big Ghost.
Speaker 1: And that's not an industry. It's just a really huge ghost.
Speaker 1: That medium's called big Ghost. He's sound norsy spy on everybody.
Speaker 1: And what timing Because the topic of today's show is
Speaker 1: the metaphysical realm and paranormal mysteries. But before we get
Speaker 1: into that, how are you here? And are you okay? Katinka?
Speaker 1: Like I really thought you were going to jail after
Speaker 1: the police took you down to the precinct. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: told the police every single day, tell about killing Jeff
Speaker 1: the stockbroker while I was hooked up to a polygraph.
Speaker 1: But it must have been broken because it told them
Speaker 1: I was lying about literally everything. Oh well, I guess
Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, so then let me go on account
Speaker 1: of all my accusations about myself apparently being false. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're okay. So you believe the studio is
Speaker 1: haunted them Bookers, things are happening here. Get a lot
Speaker 1: of this. I wasn't even touching my computer for a
Speaker 1: full ten minutes, and suddenly it josh went black like
Speaker 1: a ghost blue, which lights out. That's just what happens
Speaker 1: when a computer falls asleep due to inactivity. It's designed
Speaker 1: to do that. Of course, they've jobs since when you
Speaker 1: know so much about computer's clare, I think it's just
Speaker 1: common knowledge. No clar no, no, no, your soul is
Speaker 1: as young as the latest Apple operating system. Common knowledge
Speaker 1: is stuff like the rarest thing that happens the most
Speaker 1: often is supermans or follow the biggest bird you see
Speaker 1: when you're lost. Stuff like that ancient wisdom, not computer stuff.
Speaker 1: I've never heard either of those. What about make the
Speaker 1: tree feel alive with a kiss before you kill it
Speaker 1: with a saw? Or this one? Don't own any earthly
Speaker 1: possession longer than the length you can throw a fruit?
Speaker 1: What the basics, Clore, I'll say more now, how about these? One?
Speaker 1: Don't grow higher than your parents heights combined. You can't
Speaker 1: control that. Plus, I don't think that's even in the
Speaker 1: realm of possibility. Here's a classic. The wise man eats
Speaker 1: the small bread when he hungers, but the fool is
Speaker 1: the big mustard. Yeah, I don't recognize any of these. Oh, Clar,
Speaker 1: did you hear that? Now? What the silence? Did I
Speaker 1: hear the silence? It was so quiet, Glar that it
Speaker 1: made me jump. Yeah, I saw that. Shoot. He's so
Speaker 1: unusual not to be hearing my own voice. How can
Speaker 1: anybody explain me not talking? It is actually hard to
Speaker 1: imagine you choosing not to talk. I'm telling you. The
Speaker 1: veil between the living and the dead is thin to
Speaker 1: dey Clar, isn't it It? Does feel different today. Okay, stop,
Speaker 1: don't get too confident. You can't feel it. I can
Speaker 1: feel it. Oh, I'm sure I can't. Have you ever
Speaker 1: seen a ghost? Katinka? Honestly, Laura, my answer to this
Speaker 1: question it's a spicy hottake. Okay, say no more. We're
Speaker 1: already getting incensed, So give me the heresy of the day, Katsinka,
Speaker 1: to answer your question, you've never seen a ghost. Here's
Speaker 1: the shocking part. People are usually afraid of ghosts. But
Speaker 1: the reason I haven't seen one is because ghosts are
Speaker 1: afraid of me. So you're saying you're not afraid of ghosts,
Speaker 1: even though you've been screaming all episode. I'm not screaming
Speaker 1: of your Clara. I screamed because the paranormal energies I'm
Speaker 1: feeling are nearly or gosmic. Oh, so, why do you
Speaker 1: think ghosts are afraid of you? They're exactly like you, Clara,
Speaker 1: afraid of my power. That's not uh okay. Ghost are
Speaker 1: kind of like men, you know, intimidated by confiding powerful
Speaker 1: women like I actually scheduled a meeting with the ghost
Speaker 1: once and the ghost was a no show. Aren't ghosts
Speaker 1: by definition no shows? No? The ghost wasn't even there invisibly.
Speaker 1: It probably got a glimpse of me, like thirty feet
Speaker 1: away from the restaurant. Gosh scared and then stood me up.
Speaker 1: You were meeting a ghost at a restaurant. Well, it
Speaker 1: was a ghost restaurant, so it wasn't visible to the living,
Speaker 1: but I sensed where it was. Where was it on
Speaker 1: stage during a middle school production of Lembits? So not
Speaker 1: that convenient? Definitely not. So why do you think ghosts hot?
Speaker 1: I got more heartaches for your Clare. I can think,
Speaker 1: please don't press it, please, no, don't press not even
Speaker 1: doing this, this is just very normal activities. Clare. Mediums
Speaker 1: always say ghost hunt because they have unfinished business. We
Speaker 1: think that means revenge or love or grief, but we're
Speaker 1: overthinking it. We are. Yes, unfinished business of ghosts is
Speaker 1: literal business. It's the ghost I still have to close
Speaker 1: that deal or finished fundraising or do that final fourth
Speaker 1: quarter sales Bush. So ghosts are literal business people always yeah,
Speaker 1: unless it's funny business. That's for ghosts who want to
Speaker 1: hang around and do practical jokes. They have unfinished funny business, okay,
Speaker 1: or last option. Each business in the sense of doing
Speaker 1: your business if you get my drift, Clara using the restroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some ghosts hang around because they still need to use
Speaker 1: the restroom. It's crazy, but it's true. Clar Huh. I
Speaker 1: think we might have a ghost in the studio then,
Speaker 1: because I'm always finding the toilet not flushed. Yeah, each ghost.
Speaker 1: No more questions, okay, Clare you know what I wish
Speaker 1: I could do after spending an entire night talking to
Speaker 1: the moon. What? Absolutely anything? When I get carried away
Speaker 1: talking to the moon from nine pm until nine am, frankly,
Speaker 1: I feel ready to die. I probably would if it
Speaker 1: weren't for chocolate juice, the extreme drink snack. Chocolate juice
Speaker 1: is my drink snack of Jelly's for those nights when
Speaker 1: I give a twelve hour ted talk to the moon
Speaker 1: about erotic napping. Do you wish you had the energy
Speaker 1: to have dance your mule on the first day of
Speaker 1: pental Do you wish you had the endurance to chase
Speaker 1: the village car? Do you wish you could hear your
Speaker 1: heart beat loudly in your ears at all times like
Speaker 1: a metronome for daily life? Stop wishing and start chocolate
Speaker 1: juice Ing studies show each bite of juice exponentially activates
Speaker 1: brain power and focus so much that you might start
Speaker 1: focusing on things that aren't even there, like twin girls
Speaker 1: in a hallway or Patrick Syzy. Critics like the FDA
Speaker 1: called chocolate juice strongly correlated with delusion, but I called
Speaker 1: chocolate juice superpower in a bag. I usually drink six
Speaker 1: bars of chocolate juice and bay and I've never had
Speaker 1: a problem with delusions or frankly, with anything else. I've
Speaker 1: never had a single problem in my life. It's chocolate juice.
Speaker 1: The reason why I say guilty until proven innocent chocolate juice.
Speaker 1: Eat the juice. I am so confused about what chocolate
Speaker 1: juice is like do you eat it or drink it? Why?
Speaker 1: Big one when you can do both. It's chocolate is
Speaker 1: what is our listener question this week? Clara oh Um.
Speaker 1: This week's question comes from Blake Cassio in Mesa, Arizona.
Speaker 1: Blake writes, Hi, Katinka, my father died about a year
Speaker 1: ago and we were not on the best terms. Could
Speaker 1: you make contact with him and ask him if he
Speaker 1: forgives me for selling the house black Blake, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for reaching out to me. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: for your laws. You know, in my homeland. The way
Speaker 1: I was saying spen jinguata drop and it translated to
Speaker 1: that is not really a big deal. Said, just chill out, bro,
Speaker 1: beautiful poetic kind of listen to him, and we are
Speaker 1: going to make contact with your late father today. And hey,
Speaker 1: don't cry. Okay, this is chill, sexy and fun. First,
Speaker 1: clar I needed to take Claudia, oh um, okay, but
Speaker 1: I thank you. Okay, the spirits are close today we
Speaker 1: will find Blake's dad using my dawsing rods. So I'm
Speaker 1: holding the rods now, okay, Spirit, show me your yes. Okay,
Speaker 1: in the rods crossed, Now show me your no. Oh
Speaker 1: the rods opened. Very nice. Okay. Spirit. We're hoping today
Speaker 1: to make contact with Blocks Dad. If he's here, sent
Speaker 1: him near Spirit. If Blocks Dad is there, send him
Speaker 1: to the studio paging Blocks Dad in the spirit world.
Speaker 1: Please report to my studio, Blocks Dad. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Sure showed. I'm feeling someone here. I am feeling a presence,
Speaker 1: Blocks Dad. Is that you? The rods crossed? The yes?
Speaker 1: Blocks Dad. What is the first letter of your name? Place.
Speaker 1: Is it a B see the A F F it
Speaker 1: crossed on f Okay, okay, easy too, Frank Forest, Fred Finn, Floyd,
Speaker 1: um furnace, fans flood frail forge forn forign foreign across
Speaker 1: on forgn Okay, your name is foreign, Hello, Farn, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for speaking with me. I'm wondering today
Speaker 1: if you are upset with your son Block for selling
Speaker 1: the house. He has concerned how things ended between you
Speaker 1: before you passed, and they're seeking your forgiveness form. Do
Speaker 1: you forgive him? Yes or now? Okay? The dashing rods
Speaker 1: are moving right. They're neither crossing nor opening guy's weird.
Speaker 1: They're pointing to the kitchen net. Huh huh. Okay, Clark,
Speaker 1: follow me with the route, Mike, Police, We're moving to
Speaker 1: the kitchenette. The rods are pointing to the fridge. Where
Speaker 1: is form going with this? Oka, I'm following your lead form, Okay, Form,
Speaker 1: I'm opening the fridge. What now? The rods are pointing
Speaker 1: to bell peppers, Okay, I'll grab the peppers. Now they're
Speaker 1: pointing to onion, grabbing the onion. Now they're pointing to beef. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know where you're going with this horn. This
Speaker 1: is so so freaky. Okay, we have chopped the better
Speaker 1: pepper corrid, onion and beefs the meat on the counter block.
Speaker 1: I don't know if these peppers, onions and beef means
Speaker 1: something to you, but oh shoot, oh shoot, the rods
Speaker 1: are pulling me to the onion and they're what what
Speaker 1: They're stabbing through an onion quarter? Oh shoot the block.
Speaker 1: I think he is upset. Okay, the rod is through
Speaker 1: the onion. The onion on the rod is like a
Speaker 1: bead on a necklace, white white weather. Okay, Now the
Speaker 1: rods are moving to a pepper slice. Oh no, oh no, okay,
Speaker 1: they're stabbing through the pepper slice too. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: he's really ad block. I think he's really super mad.
Speaker 1: Shoot okay. Now they're moving to the stew beef and
Speaker 1: yeah he are, okay, stabbing through the stew meat. So
Speaker 1: we've got onion, pepper beef on the rod. Now oh
Speaker 1: shoot shoot no, And it looks like he's repeating the sequence.
Speaker 1: Now another onion, pepper beef block. What is this? I
Speaker 1: think he's making kebabs. Shoot shoot the Clara's right forn
Speaker 1: is making kebobs in all my years of dousing, I
Speaker 1: have never seen spirit communications so much like the Food Network.
Speaker 1: But she's absolutely chilling. Um that could actually be because
Speaker 1: you left the fridge open, forn Are you still there?
Speaker 1: Rod's crossed the ash? Good? Okay? Form. All I can
Speaker 1: say is bring us home here. What are the next steps? Okay?
Speaker 1: FN is leading me to get a pen and put
Speaker 1: it on top of the hot plate we have here
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. That what, how does this even make sense?
Speaker 1: Kebob is cooked in a pen. They're supposed to be
Speaker 1: cooked on a grille. I don't I didn't know I
Speaker 1: could be the easy Okay, Okay, So for those listening
Speaker 1: at home, what you're gonna want to do is make
Speaker 1: sure the pen is nice and hot medium high eight.
Speaker 1: You want a good height oil in the pan. Form likes.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing non GMO staff flower oil or sunflower oil too,
Speaker 1: great options. Okay, FN is choosing safflower today. So we're
Speaker 1: putting about two tablespoons give or take in the pen
Speaker 1: and getting nice and hot but not smoking right before
Speaker 1: we put our clubs in the pen. Now, this is
Speaker 1: super important because we don't want the beef to dry
Speaker 1: out cooking on a lower temperature while the pen is
Speaker 1: still heating up. Right, So if we put them in
Speaker 1: once the oil is already hot, it's going to share
Speaker 1: the beef nicely and keep it tender and jicy on
Speaker 1: the insides. So while the pen is eating up, we're
Speaker 1: gonna cause season these kebabs to really make the flavored
Speaker 1: pop form likes chappell like powder Papericka, shalt, of course,
Speaker 1: and are you ready for this, honey? It gives the
Speaker 1: cabab a really tasty carmalization and a nice crasp. Now
Speaker 1: that our cobobs are seasoned, the pen should be ready.
Speaker 1: So generally lower the kebabs into the oil and get
Speaker 1: ready because this is gonna cook faster. Then you can
Speaker 1: say Papa daily. Hey, don't get too excited, Form says,
Speaker 1: homemade pasta is for next week, one recipe at a time. Okay, born,
Speaker 1: our eyes are bigger than our stomachs, right, collective? Okay, Mmm,
Speaker 1: starting to smell really good now. Now, because the skewers
Speaker 1: we're using our copper dousing rods, they're going to be
Speaker 1: very hot to touch, so definitely use an oven mit
Speaker 1: to rotate the skiller so the kebab is resting now
Speaker 1: on the less cooked side. Very good, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: let this cook for just another minute. You know, this
Speaker 1: is one of those recipes that Forn would whip up
Speaker 1: as an easy week night dinner or dinner to impress guests.
Speaker 1: It's just one of those dishes that can really step
Speaker 1: up and be whatever meal you need. Okay, so that
Speaker 1: should be caramelizing nicely. Now with your Ovenmit, take the
Speaker 1: skiller off the heat, turn off the stove, and let
Speaker 1: it cool on a plate. Now. Forn likes to finish
Speaker 1: Ditch with squeeze of lemon over the kebabs because op
Speaker 1: a acid really wakes up the flavors and collective. That's it.
Speaker 1: Let it cool if you can, and then dig in. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I'm drooling. I gotta take a bite.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Absolutely divine. M I don't know how foreign
Speaker 1: does it. It's delicious. Clark, you gotta try these. Um,
Speaker 1: Maybe you should ask form about Blake's question again? Oh shoot, shoot, right,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to circle back to that. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: using the dawsing rods again, even though they are Gobob's. Now, So, Forn,
Speaker 1: are you still with us? Yes? Yes, he is do
Speaker 1: you forgive block for selling the house or form? Okay?
Speaker 1: Form left so Block? Hey, buddy said that that maybe
Speaker 1: it wasn't the message you wanted from your dad, but
Speaker 1: I can assure you it was the message you needed.
Speaker 1: So I hope you've got a lot out of that
Speaker 1: definition and that it may be clarified any confusion you
Speaker 1: had about cooking. So thank you so much for writing
Speaker 1: in Block. Thanks Blake. Wow, that was so educational. I'm
Speaker 1: going to add it to my meal rotation, no doubt
Speaker 1: about it. I might too, you know, Kebab's are an
Speaker 1: easy dinner that I don't really ever think about totally
Speaker 1: carp Can I have Cloudia back now? Police? Oh ah,
Speaker 1: so I was trying to tell you before. I um,
Speaker 1: I just couldn't hold a snake. She was here, but
Speaker 1: now I don't know where she So now Claudia is
Speaker 1: lost again. It's incredible how she can get so lost indoors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in one room right now with the door closed.
Speaker 1: I don't know where she could have gone. She's a magician,
Speaker 1: that Claudia a very long magician. As the saying goes,
Speaker 1: a lost friend is a cheaper bill. It's okay, Clara,
Speaker 1: I don't know that, saying I'm sorry, though, Hey you
Speaker 1: are absolved, thank you. Okay, So we have such an
Speaker 1: exciting guest this week. I can't believe we even got him.
Speaker 1: He's a household name in the New Age movement and
Speaker 1: it looks like he's running a little bit late. No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: I canceled deepox Oprah you what I call him? This morning?
Speaker 1: I said, please don't come Deepoke tink. Why would you
Speaker 1: do that? Because I booked someone even better, Clara? Who Gandhi?
Speaker 1: Gandhi isn't alive, so so how did how would you even?
Speaker 1: Oh Clare, I love to watch you grow like a slow,
Speaker 1: slow grass piece, barely perceptible. Clark, tell me what's the
Speaker 1: theme of today's episode, the metaphysical Realm of the Dead Bongo?
Speaker 1: We were beholding a science in the studio to de Clara,
Speaker 1: and we will be contacting but hot mc Gandhi himself.
Speaker 1: Whoa Clara? Do I detect a little bit of sexism? Um?
Speaker 1: Because Gandhi was a man? I'm not really following because
Speaker 1: you might be doubting this is possible. Oh skepticism? Uh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm actually very open. I'm just kind of readjusting to
Speaker 1: the new plan. That's all. Well, it is illegal to
Speaker 1: do a science alone. Look it up. Sciences require a
Speaker 1: medium and then extra people called sitters in this circle
Speaker 1: to be the supportive energy. And guess what that's you. Well,
Speaker 1: I can be a sider, I said all the time.
Speaker 1: Jokes and merriment are just the armor some people where
Speaker 1: to protect themselves from the truths of their existence. Remember
Speaker 1: that when you laugh, Clark. Every time I laugh, Bongo, personally,
Speaker 1: I've evolved out of laughing. I can't even remember how
Speaker 1: to do it, So that's really enlightened. I know. Last
Speaker 1: time I laughed, I was two days old. That's way
Speaker 1: younger than babies normally start laughing. Maybe they're just not
Speaker 1: seeing anything funny enough. When I was two days old,
Speaker 1: I confused my mom's bosom with her butt. Can you
Speaker 1: believe here? I am starving at two days old, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: where's the milk in here, lady? And then the nurses
Speaker 1: were like, that's the butt and we all had such
Speaker 1: a merry laugh. Sounds funny and impossible. Please the focused, Clara,
Speaker 1: You're going off on so many tangents here. Sorry you
Speaker 1: are absolved. No, it's time to meet our guests. No,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay. The veil is already health in
Speaker 1: in here. We don't really have to boost the psychic
Speaker 1: power of the space. The psychic energy is very high.
Speaker 1: But just don't be safe. I'm going to smodule on
Speaker 1: the bone the Frankin Saints spray freakin sense holy water.
Speaker 1: Don't close your ice, Clark, keeping very open please, and
Speaker 1: then I'm going to oil down the space and myself
Speaker 1: thick with Frankin sense foil. Better hold both my hands,
Speaker 1: clar they're really slipping. Okay. If you don't know how
Speaker 1: to hold hands, I think you do. Now we make
Speaker 1: a sacred circle, the two of us. We brave our
Speaker 1: protection from an evil being, and we ask God Is
Speaker 1: to help us with all of the seeing of only
Speaker 1: good spirits in our circle. Forthwith and let them be
Speaker 1: cooler than even little smith. Amen, we are reaching out
Speaker 1: to Mahatma Gandhi. Please join us in our circle tonight
Speaker 1: when you're ready, Gandhi, we welcome you whenever you are ready.
Speaker 1: Mahatma Gandhi, please make your presence known when you are here.
Speaker 1: What was that you? No, Gandhi? Is that you? Okay?
Speaker 1: They said no, okay, who it is? Please? It's a
Speaker 1: guy named I'm hearing Gean. He's just an average guy,
Speaker 1: super piste about prohibition. Gene I herea he's saying he's
Speaker 1: just whiskey. He's repating that a lot of self best. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, Jean. Can you send Gandhi this way? Please? Okay?
Speaker 1: Someone else is here. It's not Gandhi Hi. Who are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: It's Betty. She doesn't have a lot of time because
Speaker 1: her husband thinks she's home doing her makeup. So you
Speaker 1: bought yourself a good hour? Huh Betty? She thinks the
Speaker 1: ladies cast role class. There's a waste of resources I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: And she wants more progressive culinary opportunities like learning how
Speaker 1: to shoehorn, more gelatine, and more recipes. Yeah, she's from
Speaker 1: the fifties. Okay, sorry, Betty, we can't really help you there.
Speaker 1: Can you please get Gandhi for us? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling Gonda here Gandhi. No, he's a guy saying
Speaker 1: he invented the telephone. What's your name, sir, Alexander Bell?
Speaker 1: He says, okay, and why are you here? He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, people don't get it. The telephone has got
Speaker 1: to change the world. Okay, cooler, Alexander Bell, You're right,
Speaker 1: it already did. They changed the world. It's like kind
Speaker 1: of a big deal. I honestly don't know what you're
Speaker 1: complaining about. Okay, you just left, so rude? Do you
Speaker 1: see Gandhi? Oh? Okay, okay, I can't no, I can't
Speaker 1: say anything right now. A guy just got right up
Speaker 1: in my grill. Excuse me, sir. Okay, Hello Hans. Mm
Speaker 1: hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay. His town got a
Speaker 1: printing press and someone called him a cumber world world
Speaker 1: in the press. He's still pished, and he wants to
Speaker 1: know what we're gonna do about it. Okay, we'll look
Speaker 1: into it, Hans. He just screamed the politicians and left.
Speaker 1: Who does he think we are? Oh? Excuse me, Clark, Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: Hi Flavia Okay, she's really all she's from Constantinople. Mm hmmm, um,
Speaker 1: I see her neighbor is barbaric. He wears pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like guys must be from Gaul. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: telling me it's illegal, but there's no police in Rome.
Speaker 1: To enforce their own law about the pants. So you
Speaker 1: want to punish him with the sack you're saying. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not judging Flavia. I'm just trying to understand because
Speaker 1: she just said this is the worst town home meetings
Speaker 1: she's ever been to. We're trying our best, Flavia, Jesus,
Speaker 1: this this isn't a town hall meeting. Oh shoot, Clara
Speaker 1: is right. This isn't even a town hall meeting, Flavia.
Speaker 1: This is your seance. You all are already dead and
Speaker 1: you're kind of crying over spilled milk care. So that's it. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not hearing any more suggestions today, so you're just
Speaker 1: gonna have the way for next week's meeting. There is
Speaker 1: no meeting next week. Shoot, Clarie's right again. Everyone's really
Speaker 1: getting in my head here and tricking me into thinking
Speaker 1: I'm a local official, but I'm not. I'd be amazing,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but I never signed up for this. Okay,
Speaker 1: So town hall meeting adjourned. Oh shoot, shoot, there's a
Speaker 1: little medieval boy making a beeline for me right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, boy, no more shares for today. What are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you so classed out? Stop out? No, they
Speaker 1: still clushing me out. Tinker. Um, she's she's slimp Katinka Continka,
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, what happened? Please wake up? Katinka?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Katinka? Katinka? Oh, I'm fine. You know
Speaker 1: I'm in great ship. Um you sound really different, Oh
Speaker 1: the angelic lady. He didn't worry about this, lad. I
Speaker 1: couldn't be in better health. I'm proud to have only
Speaker 1: three maladies English sweat and sickness, which, as you know,
Speaker 1: is when you swear so much you die. Water health disease, which,
Speaker 1: as I'm sure you're aware, is when your eyes water
Speaker 1: so much you look like an health and die. And
Speaker 1: of course, of course mean case of dancing plague, which
Speaker 1: we all know is when you start spontaneously dancing so
Speaker 1: much you die. Just the normal run of the mill
Speaker 1: diseases of the damn a lady. And what day is that?
Speaker 1: Why I believe it's a Woden's day? And the year
Speaker 1: why it's eleven eighty eight of course, of course, okay, ah,
Speaker 1: the lady pals understandably soul. The swift passage of time
Speaker 1: is enough to make even the fairest of ladies faint
Speaker 1: with fevers. Yeah, yeah, That's that's it. I just can't
Speaker 1: believe how quickly time is flying. What a strange little
Speaker 1: room we're in. I've never seen anything quite like it.
Speaker 1: What's your name? Nobody's ever asked me such a clip.
Speaker 1: It's Alwen, my lady, Ilwen. I'm clear you know you
Speaker 1: can't look at me, Oh, my lady. I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: how why I've never laid my eye upon a lady before. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's impressive. I don't know how you've managed to do that. Technically.
Speaker 1: It's been the toil of my life, my lady, and
Speaker 1: it's made fainting a wife particularly burdensome. And I must
Speaker 1: do that soon, for I will die any day now
Speaker 1: from old age. I'm already to elve. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: to bring this to you, Illwen, but I think you're
Speaker 1: already dead. It sure feels that way sometimes, milady, being
Speaker 1: nothing but a lonely flowboy and all, what's a floor boy? Oh?
Speaker 1: What's a flaw boy? Why am I to swell be asking?
Speaker 1: What's this big flat world we live on? Lady Claire?
Speaker 1: What covers the hard floors to make them soft for
Speaker 1: the noble's blessed feet? Um carpet floor? Boys, milady. Could
Speaker 1: be five, could be twenty, depending on the size of
Speaker 1: the area. What's carpet? It's something that kind of does
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Actually, well, can it whimper and
Speaker 1: cry under the weight of a lord to let him
Speaker 1: know what a wealthy, well fed man is? Definitely not? No,
Speaker 1: So that's what floor boys do. That and so much more.
Speaker 1: Whose heads sweep the floor with their hair? Floor boys?
Speaker 1: And who vacuums up all the bones and debris with
Speaker 1: their lucky mouths? Floor boys who's been tending the floor
Speaker 1: for say, choice us fleets of long haired boys of girls.
Speaker 1: We are the keepers of the medieval flow, the grossest
Speaker 1: place in history because the medieval flaw serves many purposes.
Speaker 1: Trash can toilet place. People just die gruesome, messy deaths.
Speaker 1: Why a floor without a boy, he's just the ground.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you play an important role in society. Really,
Speaker 1: Why that's the kindest jest I've ever had the honor
Speaker 1: of hearing the lady. No, I mean it. You know,
Speaker 1: it's been actually really lovely talking to you. You're very sweet,
Speaker 1: which is why I'm really sorry to do this. But
Speaker 1: Katinka gave me explicit instructions about what to do if
Speaker 1: she ever got possessed by a spirit. So I have
Speaker 1: to follow protocol. I don't understand any of the lovely
Speaker 1: words that came from your nobe lips, milady, but please
Speaker 1: do what you must. Really, you are so selfless. It's
Speaker 1: just so refreshing. I wish I could keep you. You
Speaker 1: know what, Illwen will do the protocol later. Why don't
Speaker 1: you bring our show home? Where is home, my lady?
Speaker 1: And who is show? Sorry? Let me rephrase that. Usually
Speaker 1: we like to finish this oh um conversation with a
Speaker 1: song or prayer. Do you know when you could lead
Speaker 1: us in? Do I ever? Milady? I'm proud to say
Speaker 1: I know the most fashionable song prayers of the day.
Speaker 1: Oh sing my favorite? Where is your lute? I don't
Speaker 1: have a lute. There's no bother, noble lady, but you
Speaker 1: must forgive my voice tis far from a dove's perfection.
Speaker 1: M We prayer to protect or dearest king for his blessings.
Speaker 1: We all to sing. Let his so be clean and
Speaker 1: b life, let his face be pink and life. Let
Speaker 1: him be forever chest but still have sons to take
Speaker 1: his place. Give him fifty sons at least and extra
Speaker 1: daughters to feed the beast, Speaking of which let him
Speaker 1: slave the beast which ter rises every feast. Where is
Speaker 1: his beast no one has seen, except the king, who
Speaker 1: sees every scene. When something goes wrong, it's the beast,
Speaker 1: no doubt. These are the words a good king does, shout.
Speaker 1: The hateful beast killed all the king's wives. We pray
Speaker 1: the eighteenth one survives, And that's our show. Namasta