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Speaker 3: No chicken bacon rank.
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Speaker 3: I was thinking I was going to have, hopefully to
Speaker 3: have at least two of each of those three.
Speaker 2: Is that okay?
Speaker 3: That gluttonous?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is, Yes, it is.
Speaker 4: You know I can take that down pretty easily.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know that, But I'm trying to help you
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on, but I'm on the pregnant zone and
Speaker 3: stuff on the appetites way up. I'm gonna easily have
Speaker 3: at least five sliders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Todd just came over right before we came on
Speaker 2: the air, and he goes, man, I am wired up,
Speaker 2: and I go why, He goes, I'm taking this pregnan zone,
Speaker 2: this steroid. I'm wired up, and I.
Speaker 3: Go chemically, you all riled up. I napped for about
Speaker 3: an hour and a half in the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: and that's the only sleep I got, oh boy, except
Speaker 3: from like two twenty to three forty five.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm ready. Okay.
Speaker 3: I was gonna come in and just sit here starting
Speaker 3: like five in the morning because I just I just
Speaker 3: felt like I had to leave the house.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well everybody's been worn.
Speaker 4: Now settle down, Joe Boy, settled down.
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Speaker 2: By the way, Marvin has his playlist that you voted
Speaker 2: on courtesy of my plan from Verizon puts you in
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Speaker 2: Marvin's cookout playlist you voted at Danpatrick dot com. And
Speaker 2: we're going with a seventies vibe, I believe today. Is
Speaker 2: that right?
Speaker 4: Indeed? We are?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm ready, okay, crushed, all right, seventies crushed the voting. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're going to everybody gets one guess of what song
Speaker 2: they think will be on Marvin's playlist today for the
Speaker 2: cookout you get you get to eat first, all right,
Speaker 2: sliders first today? How's that you get one guess of
Speaker 2: what song you think will be on Marvin's playlist today?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: See, are we guessing that right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Yeah, I have a guess. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: with Marvin Gay. What's going on? Okay, all right, Marvin
Speaker 2: named nineteen seventy one. I believe Marvin named after Marvin
Speaker 2: Gay Todd Night Fever Beg's Okay, all right, Uh, Paulie.
Speaker 7: This is tough because the seventies are different ears, even
Speaker 7: just in the seventies with funk and things like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have to kind of hone in on
Speaker 2: what you think Marvin might have selected, not what we
Speaker 2: would have selected.
Speaker 7: Like Fritzy went Beg's. I don't see that under Marvin's
Speaker 7: million you. There's a song called Mothership Connection, which is
Speaker 7: a great hook to the show Mothership Connected by Parliament.
Speaker 7: I'm not going that. I'm gonna go Don't Stop Till
Speaker 7: You Get Enough by Michael Jackson, which is in seventy nine,
Speaker 7: a little late, but great song.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with something from Toto. Yeah, something from Toto.
Speaker 2: I'm just not sure that I don't remember the Chitty
Speaker 2: Chitty Bang Bang or something like that. Is that the
Speaker 2: name of the song from Toto or Georgie Porgie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what it was, Georgie Porgy, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Speaker 2: Did anybody get it right? Marvin? No, Oh, probably should
Speaker 2: have stayed with Stevie Wonder. Yeah that's a good guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a very good guess. Yeah, there's no Stevie.
Speaker 2: There's no Stevie today. No.
Speaker 4: I haven't played any of these songs at all. Oh, okay,
Speaker 4: all do came in?
Speaker 2: Wait, you told me about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from
Speaker 2: Toto yesterday that you loved it.
Speaker 4: I do. I've never played it. Oh, okay, I'm just
Speaker 4: talking about it. Okay, Stevie, I've never Okay.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was thinking superstition or.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's a song from a familiar guy. Okay,
Speaker 4: but it's not his big hit.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So Marvin's playlist thanks to your voting
Speaker 2: at danpatrick dot com. Poll question today Seaton. Uh, let's
Speaker 2: see Dan, Who are the real Boston Celtics Games one, two,
Speaker 2: and three or Games four and five? Oh man, those
Speaker 2: are drastically different teams. That wasn't as close as the
Speaker 2: score might indicate. That was a beatdown. Charles Barkley will
Speaker 2: join us a little bit later on today. By the way,
Speaker 2: Troy Aikman will join us coming up next hour. I
Speaker 2: think what you're seeing now is the regular season version
Speaker 2: of the Boston Celtics. They were very, very good during
Speaker 2: the regular season. That's why they were the number two seed.
Speaker 2: You know, we talk about sometimes where you get scared straight.
Speaker 2: Something happens in your life and you get scared straight.
Speaker 2: That's it feels like that's what happened to the Celtics.
Speaker 2: It's like you're down three games to none, you're gonna
Speaker 2: get swept. But if I said, and yesterday before the game,
Speaker 2: I said, I get the feeling Boston's gonna come back
Speaker 2: and win this thing. They look great, but that you know,
Speaker 2: they're the kind of team they need to win an
Speaker 2: ugly game because they played ugly and gotten blown out,
Speaker 2: and then they played great and then they've blown out Miami.
Speaker 2: They need to play a game where they don't play
Speaker 2: great but they hold on to win. Then you get that,
Speaker 2: you know, game back in Boston. But this is this
Speaker 2: is how Boston is. Boston could win in Miami this
Speaker 2: next game and lose Game seven in Boston. That's just
Speaker 2: who they are. Trying to figure them out, and you
Speaker 2: watch them last night and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you go, yep, they are the deepest team. Yes, that
Speaker 2: is a talented team. I guess Joe Mozoula can coach
Speaker 2: now because he was going to get fired probably or
Speaker 2: at least people that talked about that possibility if they
Speaker 2: lost last night. But here is Joe Mizoula after the
Speaker 2: impressive win last night.
Speaker 8: Sometimes you have a bad week at work, and you know,
Speaker 8: we obviously didn't pick the best time to have a
Speaker 8: bad week, but we did, and we're sticking together and
Speaker 8: fight like hell keep it alive, and the guys are
Speaker 8: are really coming together.
Speaker 2: When we have a bad week, there's not the possibility
Speaker 2: we'll get fired. When he has a bad week, there's
Speaker 2: a chance that he could get fired, or at least
Speaker 2: people floating that out there. Jimmy Butler responded to this question.
Speaker 4: What's the sins after being up three to zero and
Speaker 4: losing two in a row by a combined thirty points
Speaker 4: in the locker room from you, what's the mindset now
Speaker 4: with the series stands?
Speaker 9: We just got to play better, start the games off
Speaker 9: better on the starters, make it more difficult for him.
Speaker 9: They're in a rhythm since the beginning of a game.
Speaker 9: But we're always going to stay positive knowing that we
Speaker 9: can and we will win this series and we'll just
Speaker 9: have to close out.
Speaker 2: At home this Now, there was a quote that was
Speaker 2: pulled from the quote, there's a headline there that we
Speaker 2: can and we will win. It's like, al, he's guaranteeing, Well,
Speaker 2: what if Jimmy Butler said the following, you know we
Speaker 2: can win. I'm just not sure if we can win,
Speaker 2: you know, or we will win? We can you know?
Speaker 2: Right now? It's a kind of a coin toss here.
Speaker 2: If we will win, okay, he has to. You're asking
Speaker 2: what is the team's mindset? He just said we can
Speaker 2: and we will. That has to be your mindset. He
Speaker 2: didn't say we will win this next game. That's it,
Speaker 2: like we want this guarantee. Oh my god, did you
Speaker 2: ever Jimmy but he guaranteed? He did not. What is
Speaker 2: your team's mindset? You know what, we have to do
Speaker 2: this and this and this, and we have to believe
Speaker 2: we can and we will win. It's not a headline, yes, Todd, So.
Speaker 3: You don't say we're petrified. They've got all the momentum.
Speaker 3: Now I don't see us winning another game. We're done.
Speaker 2: Then it's a headline. But this isn't a headline, Yeah, pul.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're planning on losing a squeaker at home Saturday evening,
Speaker 7: so we could come all the way back up here
Speaker 7: and really put the hammer down the.
Speaker 2: Book it, Yeah, write that down, yeah, book it. Celtics
Speaker 2: beat the Heat one ten ninety seven, so Miami is
Speaker 2: still up three to two in the series. Who do
Speaker 2: you think is favored Game six coming up tomorrow night, Todd,
Speaker 2: I'll start with you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give two and a half points favorite to
Speaker 3: the Celtics to force the game seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, Seaton? Who is favored Game six? Go three and
Speaker 2: a half Celtics? All right, Marvin.
Speaker 4: One and a half Celtics, okay.
Speaker 7: Paulie Miami one and a half.
Speaker 2: Boston is giving three wohm hmmm, yeah yeah, I got
Speaker 2: over unders. You want to play that game? All right?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Over under? Game six According to DraftKings, Jason Tatum Marvin.
Speaker 4: Twenty nine and a half, Paulie twenty seven.
Speaker 2: And a half, Seaton thirty one and a half, Todd
Speaker 2: twenty four and a half, thirty and a half for
Speaker 2: Jason tATu over under Jalen Brown Paulie twenty three and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 4: Todd twenty two and a half.
Speaker 2: Bloop bloop bloop. Nailed it over under game seven No
Speaker 2: Al Horford, by the way, Hello, great game last night?
Speaker 2: Huge six points?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Twelve? Oh did he have twe Yeah?
Speaker 10: No? Yes no?
Speaker 7: Al had a six points, eleven rebound.
Speaker 2: Eleven rebounds, five assists, Steve. In my mind it felt
Speaker 2: like he had more points than that.
Speaker 7: No turnovers, no fouls.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Butler over under Todd twenty eight.
Speaker 4: And a half.
Speaker 2: Who what did? Fritzy is on fire? By the way,
Speaker 2: Prednizone is a wonderful drug and a terrible drug because
Speaker 2: it'll take away all your pain, but you can't stay
Speaker 2: on it a long period of time, so you're just
Speaker 2: taking a small dose of premoizes for a cold.
Speaker 3: And I had like three peanut butter and jelly soundches
Speaker 3: three in the morning was eight and a half a cookie.
Speaker 2: I was on a pretty heavy dose of preadma zone
Speaker 2: a long time ago, and man, will it. It'll give
Speaker 2: you a real high high and a real low low.
Speaker 2: You can be really like your pinball machine, or you
Speaker 2: can be just you know, in a corner in a
Speaker 2: dark place. Yes, I see. I was once on a
Speaker 2: very low dose of it, and I was like, man,
Speaker 2: I feel different. Oh, it's wonderful. When I was going through,
Speaker 2: you know, this autoimmune situation and I felt like you
Speaker 2: had the flu and every bone in your body ached,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, I took some prednizone. I'm like,
Speaker 2: let's go dancing. Who wants to play golf? You know,
Speaker 2: let's run a marathon. Then all of a sudden it
Speaker 2: wears off and you're like, help, I'm gonna go sit
Speaker 2: in the Dirk room by myself.
Speaker 7: Yes, pom and isn't a bad long term for joints
Speaker 7: and yeah stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why you have to It's great,
Speaker 2: and then you have to wean your body. It's so
Speaker 2: powerful you wean your body. I wean myself off of it,
Speaker 2: like one milligram at a time, and it took forever,
Speaker 2: and then you get back on it. It's a it's
Speaker 2: a rough, rough cycle to be on, but it does
Speaker 2: take away all your pain. Yeah poem A while back.
Speaker 7: I think it's like eight nine years ago. I had
Speaker 7: lung surgery and it's pretty painful and I took they
Speaker 7: gave me vicotin and I've never had any pain medication
Speaker 7: except for advil in my life. I took one half
Speaker 7: of what they recommended. I felt like like it was
Speaker 7: a tingling feeling all over, and I flushed the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a Vicoden and do the job. When I
Speaker 2: had my sixtieth birthday, we went to Pebble Beach. I
Speaker 2: brought my brothers and some friends, and I couldn't play
Speaker 2: golf just because of this inflammation. And a friend of
Speaker 2: mine said, well, you could try Vicodin, And I go,
Speaker 2: all right, so I'm gonna be on vicoting and play golf.
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, you can try it. So I
Speaker 2: played golf on vicodin, had you know, one pill for
Speaker 2: the front line and one pill in the back nine.
Speaker 2: Like I don't even know what score was, but I
Speaker 2: had a great time. A couple bloody Mary's in there,
Speaker 2: and you know you're good. A transfusion. I think I
Speaker 2: had a transfusion at Pebble Beach, All right? Eight seven
Speaker 2: seven three DP show email address Dpadanpatrick dot com, Twitter
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Speaker 2: lot of things to talk about here. In about an hour,
Speaker 2: Troy Aikman will join us. T Roy Aikman and Charles Barkley.
Speaker 2: Charles not in a good mood because if Miami won
Speaker 2: last night, Charles is on vacation. He's like, oh man,
Speaker 2: he goes, hey, Fritzy, I'll come on the show. If
Speaker 2: Boston wins, I'll be on the show at eleven twenty.
Speaker 2: Because he still has to go to work, he has
Speaker 2: to go back to Miami. He's calling out Dan Levitard.
Speaker 2: He's calling fat Dan Levatard, I'm coming to Miami. You
Speaker 2: and your fat dad. Now he's got a good relationship
Speaker 2: with him. But Barkley was not pleased. He was ready,
Speaker 2: had practicing his golf swing, he was going to go fishing,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, I was like, Charles, vacation
Speaker 2: ain't happening, at least for another couple of days. Yeah, Paul, you.
Speaker 7: Want to I guess Charles Barkley's weight game, because I
Speaker 7: bet he's under three hundred. I bet he's noticeably under
Speaker 7: three hundred.
Speaker 2: Now, I hope he is.
Speaker 7: If I set the over to two eighty nine, I
Speaker 7: think I would take the under. Yeah, he looked good
Speaker 7: the other day at TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, let's take a break. We'll come back. We'll
Speaker 2: settle on a poll question No NBA, no NHL coming
Speaker 2: up Tonight Stars beat the Golden Nights in overtime Vegas
Speaker 2: st up three to one in that series where thank
Speaker 2: you Marv. We're back after this and the Dan Patrick Show.
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Speaker 2: we put you in control of Marvin's cookout playlist. This
Speaker 2: week you voted at Danpatrick dot com. There are a
Speaker 2: lot of voting and you love the seventies. They won
Speaker 2: by a forty seven percent of the vote. We're going
Speaker 2: to do this again next week. Just a reminder on
Speaker 2: my plan, get exactly what you want, only pay for
Speaker 2: what you need. Marvin the Artist.
Speaker 4: This is Rick James.
Speaker 2: Okay you and I okay? Now, I did say is
Speaker 2: Toto going to be played today? And you said no.
Speaker 4: I thought you meant coming back from this break?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, We all guessed one of one of
Speaker 2: the songs on your playlist?
Speaker 4: Oh wait wait, I said I was going to play
Speaker 4: it yesterday. So it wasn't like some shot in the
Speaker 4: dark though.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm listening to you. The other guys didn't
Speaker 2: listen to you. When you say nobody hears me, and
Speaker 2: I go, I hear you, and I proved it to you. Okay,
Speaker 2: So yes, you are correct. Okay, So Toto is going
Speaker 2: to be played as one of the songs, Yes, for sure.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 2: Did anybody else get a song?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Absolute artists? Okay, all right, it wasn't that difficult. I
Speaker 2: just remembered what you said yesterday, except for the song. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's it called? Georgie Porge Georgie Porgy. It's later on
Speaker 2: today Marvin's Cookount playlist. It's sweeping the nation. Everybody wants
Speaker 2: to put out a playlist, a cookout playlist.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like, oh, out of the blue, you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's doing it. I went, okay, everybody, Well to
Speaker 2: say hello to those people listening to the show. You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Next time I see tree. Oh you're doing Mollie Armstrong next?
Speaker 2: Okay, is Donna Summer on your playlist?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, a little hot stuff, Donna Summer No, I know
Speaker 2: the song okay, but no disappointing thank you to No
Speaker 2: Hall and either fine good Billy Joel no good.
Speaker 4: Shall I tell you guys the artist?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Do you guys want to know the artist today?
Speaker 3: I think I want to be surprised.
Speaker 2: Okay, and we'll be surprised. All right, thank you, markin
Speaker 2: back to you, Okay. Poll question today, Seaton is what
Speaker 2: yeah we put up there? Who are the real Boston Celtics?
Speaker 2: Good get? Why is that a problem? What's wrong with that? No,
Speaker 2: it's trying to figure him out. It's like I don't know, okay, Uh,
Speaker 2: games one, two and three or Games four and five?
Speaker 2: A lot of people are asking for a both option.
Speaker 2: But that's not the question. That's not the question. Sixty
Speaker 2: eight percent have games four and five. They're a better
Speaker 2: team than this. Well, no team has come back from
Speaker 2: a three to zero deficit one hundred and fifty one
Speaker 2: times in the playoffs. But I think we're headed to
Speaker 2: a game seven. And if you get contributions from Marcus
Speaker 2: Smart and Derek White now Horford, you get Jason Tatum
Speaker 2: to play like he's supposed to play, they're tough to beat.
Speaker 2: They're going to be tough to beat. But man, are
Speaker 2: they jekylin Hyde and you could spell hide hyde or hide.
Speaker 2: But last night that was impressive. But that's what I
Speaker 2: remember the Boston Celtics being during the regular season. Buddha
Speaker 2: and San Francisco leads us off today. Good morning, Buddha.
Speaker 2: What's on your mind tonight or today or tomorrow? No body? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What up?
Speaker 5: DP boys? Yesterday or Wednesday? I think you guys talking
Speaker 5: about Lebron set my nation off fire again. And Dan,
Speaker 5: I gotta say, all you have to say is Lebron
Speaker 5: has about a three percent chance of retiring. It's a
Speaker 5: random number. I'm thrown out there. And you know, I
Speaker 5: guess I learned yesterday that the Lakers really didn't get swept,
Speaker 5: so that's kind of cool. And and then you know what, guys,
Speaker 5: I got to give credit where credits due Marvin Prince
Speaker 5: with the one shining moment last yesterday with the Louis Armstrong,
Speaker 5: I was like dying. I almost spit out my soda.
Speaker 5: I was like, that is amazing, good job Marve on that.
Speaker 5: And I just can't I can't help but think like
Speaker 5: the joker, he must be sitting just so comfortably watching
Speaker 5: the games, watching the JV squads go at it, having
Speaker 5: some popcorn because he's just rubbing his hands together, getting
Speaker 5: ready for the final.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, he's hoping that this goes seven games. But Marvin,
Speaker 2: and you'll notice, I was the only one that applauded
Speaker 2: when Voodoo talked about your Louis Armstrong in person. Person
Speaker 2: that listened, Yeah, I listened to. I applauded. I get
Speaker 2: a sense there's some jealousy. Now, no, no, it's all good. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm only worried about the person that signs my checks.
Speaker 2: It's it feels like maybe you're viewed as teacher's pet.
Speaker 4: I always thought that was Frizzy.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he's no teachers pest. It's what
Speaker 2: Fritzie is there. Yeah, tod on a Friday, that's what
Speaker 2: he does. Common teacher's pest. Yeah, teachers highest g p
Speaker 2: A in the rooms. See that's why greade point average
Speaker 2: doesn't mean anything. It does not.
Speaker 4: Does not smart.
Speaker 3: I memorize a bunch of stuff, spit it back on
Speaker 3: a piece of paper, But throw me in some kind
Speaker 3: of street situation.
Speaker 4: I'm a disaster.
Speaker 2: I'll bet your mom didn't let you cross the street
Speaker 2: by yourself until you're probably.
Speaker 4: Became okay, prade, you can, you know, kind of go
Speaker 4: do your own thing.
Speaker 2: And then I say to Fritzie, I say, how's your
Speaker 2: mom doing? And then he goes, ah, same hell crazy.
Speaker 2: I never see it.
Speaker 3: You lived in California. I couldn't see you, and now
Speaker 3: you're in Connecticut a couple hours away. You might as
Speaker 3: well still be in California. I never gets chance to
Speaker 3: see you. I got all these doctor appointments, I mean,
Speaker 3: dropped dead any day now. You don't know where all
Speaker 3: the important paperwork is in my apartment. You don't come visit.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you saw your mom?
Speaker 3: I saw her like two or three weeks ago. Actually
Speaker 3: she came from a daughter's dance recitle and she's gonna
Speaker 3: come up for graduation party.
Speaker 2: And when's the last time you went to Brooklyn?
Speaker 3: Probably been about a month or so.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, which is terrible. Maybe she's never good enough.
Speaker 3: It's never good enough. I say, there twenty days in
Speaker 3: a road. As soon as I leave, as I'm driving home,
Speaker 3: Oh you gotta go, you gotta run back.
Speaker 2: At the Connecticut Does she want you to live at
Speaker 2: home again. Yes, okay, do you nothing.
Speaker 3: Else but to help drive her around because she doesn't
Speaker 3: have a license.
Speaker 2: Do you want to live at home with your mommy?
Speaker 3: I do not, but I do like that she still
Speaker 3: keeps my head of Thomas posted up there on the wall.
Speaker 2: Oh see your bedroom, it looks similar.
Speaker 3: It's got the Atari cartridges, It's got like all the
Speaker 3: uh BOYD games and stuff. There's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: You would think I was still there, like an eleven years.
Speaker 2: Old when I went to see Sandler when he was
Speaker 2: doing a stand up routine in New Hampshire, and we
Speaker 2: went to his home where his mom still lives, where
Speaker 2: he grew up. His bedroom is the same. It's almost
Speaker 2: like it was just frozen in time. All the same
Speaker 2: posters and pictures and trophies, all the same. Nothing has
Speaker 2: changed in Sandman's bedroom. Andrew and Washington, Hey Andrew, what
Speaker 2: do you have for me today?
Speaker 12: Hey, happy meet Friday, Dan and the guys. Thanks for
Speaker 12: taking my phone call. This is Marvin's Pie game coming up,
Speaker 12: Heat and six, so we'll be watching for that.
Speaker 13: See if the Heat can do that. But the Heat
Speaker 13: entered the playoffs with the longest odds to make the
Speaker 13: Finals or win the finals at one fifty to one,
Speaker 13: so if they make them, they'll be the longest odds
Speaker 13: to make the finals since nineteen seventy six. Merger Also,
Speaker 13: I do have a Saturday. But the question is is
Speaker 13: Gabe Vincent that important to their rotation that he went
Speaker 13: down with an ankle spray in game four and they lost.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't have all the depot and you don't
Speaker 2: have Tyler heroes, so you're already now you're asking somebody
Speaker 2: else to step up and play more minutes if you
Speaker 2: don't have three of your top nine guys. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: that's going to mess up rotations there.
Speaker 12: All right, Well, I do have some Saturday, if I
Speaker 12: could get some music. For the first time ever, in
Speaker 12: the Western Conference Finals, a player average over thirty points
Speaker 12: a game while shooting fifty percent from the floor from
Speaker 12: three and ninety percent from the line. It's not Joker,
Speaker 12: that player playoff Jay Jamal Murray.
Speaker 13: That's your Saturday.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Andrew, we got loose and turned four. There
Speaker 2: got buried. Celtics are the first team in NBA history
Speaker 2: to get at least twelve steals and twelve three pointers
Speaker 2: in a playoff game from its starting five. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a balanced attack. You get Brown and Smart and
Speaker 2: Tatum and White have at least fifteen have at least
Speaker 2: two steals. They played great defense. But that's the frustrating
Speaker 2: part of this. You're not quite sure the team that's
Speaker 2: going to go to South Beach because they could be
Speaker 2: this team we saw last night, or they could be
Speaker 2: the team we saw in the first three games there.
Speaker 2: But you got this game. You needed this game. It
Speaker 2: is day to day, game to game here. But can
Speaker 2: Miami somehow regroup and figure out what they were doing
Speaker 2: right in the first three games here because Joe Missoula
Speaker 2: made some changes there. You know what he did that
Speaker 2: I keep saying, just call time ounce when Miami goes
Speaker 2: on a run or a little bit of a run,
Speaker 2: or you sense there's a run, just call timeout. That's it.
Speaker 2: The only coach I know who refused to call the
Speaker 2: first time out was John Wooden. John Wooden would never
Speaker 2: acknowledge that you were out playing or out coaching UCLA,
Speaker 2: and coach never did that. Joe miszool is not John Wooden.
Speaker 2: Call a timeout, that's all you need. Call timeout. Let
Speaker 2: it kind of, you know, simmer a little bit and
Speaker 2: then go back out there and maybe with a different philosophy.
Speaker 2: But I think you'll see that more in Game six
Speaker 2: with him if he sends his Miami's on a run,
Speaker 2: call time out, break their rhythm, break the rotation there,
Speaker 2: whatever you can do, but don't let them get comfortable. Yeah, pulling.
Speaker 7: I imagine those UCLA teams are usually up forty to
Speaker 7: twenty two at half, and they had Louel Sinder, so
Speaker 7: you didn't have to call timeout and go often.
Speaker 2: No, no, probably not, but even when they were in
Speaker 2: a tight game, coach wouldn't didn't want he did not
Speaker 2: want to be the coach you called the first time out.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: See, get a couple more phone calls in here. Jimmy
Speaker 2: Garoppolo has foot surgery, and I went, okay, when did
Speaker 2: that happen? And all of a sudden you find out
Speaker 2: it was in March. I go okay. Trying to figure
Speaker 2: out if the Raiders are going to be better or
Speaker 2: worse than they were last year. But you got Jimmy Garoppolo,
Speaker 2: You traded Derek Carr. Davante Adams wanted to go to
Speaker 2: Vegas to play with his former college teammate, and here
Speaker 2: is the Raiders wide receiver Davante Adams.
Speaker 6: Everything's get taken out of context. I wouldn't be here.
Speaker 6: I mean I told you guys right after the Derek thing.
Speaker 6: You know, I was here to stay and I wasn't
Speaker 6: going anywhere. So you can you can take you can
Speaker 6: grab something and run with it if you want, just
Speaker 6: you know, to get clicks. And that's what That's what
Speaker 6: people often do with me and things that I say,
Speaker 6: whether I misspeak or if I speak up. But at
Speaker 6: the end of the day, I'm I'm a raider and
Speaker 6: I'm excited to be here. I love I love my
Speaker 6: my head coach, and I love the the general manager
Speaker 6: here and everybody, I mean from the from the top
Speaker 6: to the bottom.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he just sort of questioned, like, uh, what
Speaker 2: direction the team is going in? Maybe frustration, But as
Speaker 2: he said, you know, don't take it out of context. Here.
Speaker 2: I want to be here. I'm like okay. Also, the
Speaker 2: Kelsey brothers, Jason and Travis, they have the New Heights
Speaker 2: podcast and they talked about the new kickoff rule.
Speaker 4: I just don't know what are we doing it for.
Speaker 2: Then we're just gonna have guys. Hey, I'm gonna run
Speaker 2: eighty odds for no reason, and then we're gonna start.
Speaker 4: And drive so dumb, like what, We're just gonna do
Speaker 4: everything for show.
Speaker 12: And here's the ceremonial kickoff.
Speaker 4: That's not ever, That's what I'm saying, man, It just
Speaker 4: deflates the excitement of like the first kickoff, like everybody
Speaker 4: used to.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, boom when everybody runs when the ball it
Speaker 2: says boom when it gets kicked off, and it's exciting.
Speaker 4: And then you see that first live contact.
Speaker 2: You hear it.
Speaker 1: Everybody's just running full speed at each other and you're like.
Speaker 4: Fuckball, this is a lectjack.
Speaker 13: And you're just gonna turn it into twenty five yard line.
Speaker 2: Let's get the quarterback out here. It just takes away
Speaker 2: from everything.
Speaker 4: It's just immediately deflates you.
Speaker 2: That's Jason and Travis Kelcey. Did I hear a little
Speaker 2: fritzy in there with one of the answers with one
Speaker 2: of the Kelsey brothers, Marvin played again, listen.
Speaker 4: I don't know what are we doing it for.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna have guys. Hey, I'm gonna run eighty
Speaker 2: yards for no reason, and then we're gonna start.
Speaker 4: And dry so dumb like what, We're just gonna do
Speaker 4: everything for show and here go.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's a tough word. Yeah, show, We're gonna do
Speaker 2: everything for show. Didn't he sound like Rob Wriggle, one
Speaker 2: of the Kelsey brothers. Sounded like Rob Wriggle. There, Yeah, Paul,
Speaker 2: it's a fun podcast. It sounds like it sounds like
Speaker 2: they're not wearing shirts, doesn't it. I'm ninety percent of
Speaker 2: their shirt les during this podcast, don't you.
Speaker 7: I feel bad for special teams players who lift all
Speaker 7: those weights, work out all year, they get seventeen games,
Speaker 7: less than any other sport. They're never on the field.
Speaker 7: What do you if you're a pure special teamer? What
Speaker 7: are you on the field? Fifteen plays a game, right,
Speaker 7: eighteen plays a game?
Speaker 2: Yeah? If you're a gunner, yeah, if you're on the
Speaker 2: kickoff returns, like the kickoff you can still hit people
Speaker 2: on the tame but you can't. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: tackle somebody, but I'm going to hit somebody running down
Speaker 2: to potentially tackles.
Speaker 7: Practice all week, You work out all year, and you
Speaker 7: get to not apply your craft.
Speaker 2: Yeah that stinks. Yeah, yeah they should. I see what
Speaker 2: you did. I see what you did. Yeah, No, I
Speaker 2: don't think anybody likes the fact that there's no kickoff,
Speaker 2: but it's for safety. They keep saying it's for safety. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's for safety. Doesn't mean we have to like it,
Speaker 2: but that's what that's the reality of this. They've given
Speaker 2: the illusion that there's a kickoff, but the reality is
Speaker 2: there's not. They would love nothing better the NFL then
Speaker 2: to start every drive at the twenty five yard line
Speaker 2: and no kickoff returns. They would love that, And that's
Speaker 2: probably what where we're headed. Because if you didn't have
Speaker 2: the thought of the illusion of the possibility of an
Speaker 2: on side kick, then you wouldn't have a kickoff. But
Speaker 2: you have to have that because if the team gets
Speaker 2: down by two scores, they score a touchdown and then
Speaker 2: there's going to be the on side kick, and the
Speaker 2: percentages of that are probably less than five percent that
Speaker 2: you would be able to recover an onside kick, but
Speaker 2: you have to have that illusion that's still there. Yeah, pauling,
Speaker 2: But what.
Speaker 7: Really stinks is these guys are twenty three, twenty four
Speaker 7: to twenty five years old. They're trying to get in
Speaker 7: the league. They're trying to stay in the league. They're
Speaker 7: trying to get like four or five years worth of
Speaker 7: checks and basically, you know, set themselves up for life.
Speaker 7: How do you make your name as a special team
Speaker 7: or how do you get a second contract without being
Speaker 7: able to hit anybody or actually cover the kick or
Speaker 7: return a kick.
Speaker 2: Well, you should be able to play longer because you're
Speaker 2: not going to get hit.
Speaker 7: Longer to do what like, you can't make a name
Speaker 7: for yourself to bump up to the first unit of
Speaker 7: defense or I don't know, I would be so frustrated
Speaker 7: if I was trying to.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think that. You see a lot of
Speaker 2: guys on special teams that get that opportunity to get
Speaker 2: you know, Terrell Davis got bumped up. He was his
Speaker 2: special teams guy, Rodney Harrison special teams guy. They had
Speaker 2: that opportunity. But it feels like, hey, this is your job.
Speaker 2: You're gonna act like you're gonna get un and tackle somebody,
Speaker 2: but you're not gonna tackle anybody. You'll be on extra
Speaker 2: points and punts, you'll be a gunner on the punt. Well, punt,
Speaker 2: you'll be able to hit somebody, yes, and then you're
Speaker 2: kind of just waiting for somebody to get injured. That's true.
Speaker 2: So you jump up. Yeah, and then that's your shot.
Speaker 2: That's the only way you're going to get a chance.
Speaker 4: Yes, Mark, the starter starter, the starting wide receiver gets hurt.
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh no, okay are you ready ready?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, you go yeah, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: It's a crazy that's a crazy position to be in.
Speaker 4: But you probably like this guy. But boy, I would
Speaker 4: love it if you just got not like life threatening,
Speaker 4: but just out for like the years.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're a backup quarterback, are you secretly hoping
Speaker 2: that the quarterback gets knocked out for a little bit,
Speaker 2: not not hurt, but you know, just like, hey, now
Speaker 2: he's out for the first half. Hey, get in there,
Speaker 2: chase Daniel.
Speaker 4: Yes, morph he took the words out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: If you're chased Daniel, what get out of here? My
Speaker 4: check is the same.
Speaker 2: Amount he might. Just like, he's not going to be
Speaker 2: a great quarterback anytime soon. It's not going to happen.
Speaker 2: But he's got a great opportunity to help that quarterback
Speaker 2: be great. I think the last thing you want is
Speaker 2: that guy to get hurt and you got to go
Speaker 2: in there and play. It's like, I'm good over here.
Speaker 2: I got a clipboard, I got a visor. My uniform
Speaker 2: is clean, no concussions. I don't en have to take
Speaker 2: a shower.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Let's put Chase Daniel the Hall of Fame and his
Speaker 7: bus will have a visor on it and.
Speaker 2: He's holding a clipboard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just comfortable.
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Speaker 15: Joe Pavelski kids the Dallas season alive and sends this
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Speaker 15: four wins.
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Speaker 2: he's got the most postseason goals of any American US
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Speaker 2: believe seventy three postseason goals. Uh Gene in San Antonio,
Speaker 2: Hi Gene, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 11: Hey Dan? First time long time six foot of Burley
Speaker 11: two ninety two. Right, I want you to you could
Speaker 11: help me wish something into existence. Chris stops Persingis has
Speaker 11: needed to be a Spur for a long time. What's
Speaker 11: to say he doesn't pick up his player option. We
Speaker 11: throw a boatload of money at him. You have seven
Speaker 11: to three and seven four with winby playing next to
Speaker 11: each other, Pop gets as big and then you pick
Speaker 11: up Fred van Fleet to finish it off. You got
Speaker 11: a bigger Avery Johnson, a beggar, David Robinson a bigger
Speaker 11: Tim Duncans.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, bigger, but not better but uh no, not better.
Speaker 11: But yeah, Pop gets as big. Yeah, I mean, who's
Speaker 11: going to defend that?
Speaker 2: Uh well, you know the way they play now, those
Speaker 2: guys will probably play on the perimeter. It's a little
Speaker 2: easier to defend a big man when he's on the
Speaker 2: perimeter than it is inside. But yeah, Pop would have
Speaker 2: his two bigs again with Christopsporzingis, Fred van Vliet and
Speaker 2: Victor Won bay Yama.
Speaker 11: Sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that would be the topic today,
Speaker 2: if if I was calling into a radio show, but
Speaker 2: you know I had that plan for hour three. I
Speaker 2: respect it. Yeah, how did the Spurs get Christops Porzingis?
Speaker 2: Do you have Kriss Porzingi's contract status poem.
Speaker 7: Always Daniels always hit my fingers suld. He's about to
Speaker 7: turn twenty eight years old, in his prime. He has
Speaker 7: a player option for next year, so he could become
Speaker 7: a free agent. He could either take thirty six mil
Speaker 7: to stay in Washington or hit the free agent mark. Okay,
Speaker 7: he's a nice player.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he feels like he's an eighteen to nine guy.
Speaker 2: Maybe he should be better than that. But he was
Speaker 2: like eighteen points niner rebounds.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well you know what this year and whatnot. It's Washington.
Speaker 7: Your your stats are usually pumped up when you play
Speaker 7: for Washington. It's Bradley Beal.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 7: He averaged twenty three and nine.
Speaker 4: Twenty three and nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice player. He was a thing for a while.
Speaker 2: It was I haven't heard that name in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I thought he was going to go to the Lakers,
Speaker 2: and I think they worked him out and then they
Speaker 2: decided not to take him. Then the next got I mean,
Speaker 2: you thought, all right, the Knicks did something right, and
Speaker 2: then things went wrong and then he wanted out of
Speaker 2: there or they wanted him out of there. Matt in Wisconsin,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Matt, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 12: Hey, Dan six.
Speaker 16: I have a wedding anniversary this weekend and I may
Speaker 16: have screwed up. So I need your guys's opinions or thoughts.
Speaker 16: All Right, wife and I a few weeks ago us
Speaker 16: no gifts. We have the day planned. We're going to brunch,
Speaker 16: I'm going shopping with her, and then we're going to
Speaker 16: a linery. I think she's going to spring a gift
Speaker 16: on me and I don't have anything. Do I need
Speaker 16: to go out to gift?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes yes. When you say no gifts,
Speaker 2: that may mean she's not getting you one, but you
Speaker 2: always have to get her one. And it doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be a big gift. It just has to be
Speaker 2: a thoughtful gift and a card. And don't let the
Speaker 2: card have all the words on it. You need to
Speaker 2: write some things on the card. Right. You can't just
Speaker 2: say hey, happy anniversary, love Matt. You know that's not
Speaker 2: going to work. So a small gift, thoughtful gift, and
Speaker 2: you know, maybe it's a picture of you two in
Speaker 2: a frame, something that says, hey, I'm thinking of you
Speaker 2: and I did a little work here, a little something. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: but do not fall pray to the no no, get
Speaker 2: you better not get me something that means you get
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Paul Matt did say during their special day that they
Speaker 7: were going shopping. Can he find a boutique and say, hey,
Speaker 7: let's go in here and pick out whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Is that a cool move? No, I'd rather get you
Speaker 2: a gift that I know I can afford. Then you
Speaker 2: go in there and pick out whatever you want.
Speaker 7: But then that's one of those things. Oh I've done
Speaker 7: that before my wife and I usually get a pretty
Speaker 7: good reaction. Hey go in the store and go nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you didn't think, Yeah, I have a thought.
Speaker 7: She's all cloudy in the haze of the clothes.
Speaker 2: I'd rather keep the costs down, but keep the love up,
Speaker 2: and uh, just have a nice little thought, thought provoking gift,
Speaker 2: like oh gosh, I love that picture of us. That's
Speaker 2: something simple, and I got your card.
Speaker 4: Oh look at don Oh.
Speaker 2: That's sweet what you did.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's how you stay married thirty seven years.
Speaker 2: Those are the tricks of the trade. Being thoughtful.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's it, cost down, love up?
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, keep the cost down, keep the love up.
Speaker 2: Isn't that that's playlist next? Yeah, Spight's next. Coming up next,
Speaker 2: Grand Master Flash. Yeah the commodores, keep the cost down,
Speaker 2: keep the love up. L l u V. Mean you're
Speaker 2: two for two to the Yeah, yeah, yes, Todd.
Speaker 3: But you also run the risk if you get something
Speaker 3: that you think she wants, and what if she doesn't
Speaker 3: like it or pretends to like it. As opposed to
Speaker 3: what Pouli was saying, pick something out, even if it's
Speaker 3: going to be a little more expective than your thought,
Speaker 3: she's gonna pick something she actually really wants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but pick something out doesn't show any real effort there.
Speaker 2: There's no love there. There's no love like giving her
Speaker 2: guest certificate. Yeah, yeah, I would. You know what, It's
Speaker 2: the small things, That's what she said. It's the small
Speaker 2: things that you get her and just a nice picture
Speaker 2: and a beautiful frame, just something something like that. Maybe
Speaker 2: you take you know, lyrics out of a song that
Speaker 2: she loves and you write it in there. It always
Speaker 2: reminds me of you whenever I hear this. Here's Sir
Speaker 2: mix a lot, here's Cisco still throwing the.
Speaker 3: Gucci bag on top of the nice car.
Speaker 2: Well you can you can put the picture frame in
Speaker 2: there with the card in the Gucci Bag, It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Two live Crew songs. Yes, made me think of you.
Speaker 2: Throw that D. Yeah, throw that D. Wow Wow, speaking of,
Speaker 2: speaking of D Big D. Troy Aikman coming up Blue Bloom,