Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2: With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven, an
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all nude
Speaker 1: episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. You might
Speaker 1: be asking yourself why why why are they nude? And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. It's because Jared's not here today,
Speaker 1: so we can do whatever the heck we want.
Speaker 2: We are not nude, we are. That would be a
Speaker 2: wild episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah for the audio for the people listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast on their commute to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, knowing that we're nude, be crazy.
Speaker 2: No, we do video for like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and imagine how many more likes we get if
Speaker 3: you are nude.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, like that, I've been nude on this
Speaker 1: podcast before. It's your turn.
Speaker 2: Now I'm good.
Speaker 1: Only I was gonna say, like, only only fans, But
Speaker 1: what's the playoff.
Speaker 2: Only fans we could make only suck?
Speaker 3: What are we doing today, Kaitlin?
Speaker 2: Today we're talking about my bachelorette party. We're talking about
Speaker 2: your hole in one, your bachelor party, which is coming
Speaker 2: up very quickly. Jard's not here today, so we're just
Speaker 2: kind of going to chat amongst ourselves, chat weddings and
Speaker 2: and everything that's coming up in the next thirty eight days.
Speaker 1: Nice. So basically everything we've talked about every day every
Speaker 1: week for the.
Speaker 2: Way things have changed. I had my bachelorette I don't
Speaker 2: be critical of it. I'm just saying, and you know,
Speaker 2: we hit an RSVP date, so everyone has had to
Speaker 2: have RSVP'd. If they haven't, they're not coming.
Speaker 1: Who has an RVP?
Speaker 2: You brother, shoot and your sister? Thank all right, Tanya, Tanya.
Speaker 3: Rad Oh, Tanya, get on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know you're listening.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 1: Uh, maybe we'll call in to Ryan Seacrest one oh
Speaker 1: five point five kiss FM.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually have no idea what it is. Let me
Speaker 1: just check it's okay, we don't need to check. It's
Speaker 1: irrelevant for my own No, it's okay. We're podcasting right now.
Speaker 1: You can just do this later. Fine, So tell us
Speaker 1: about your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my bachelorette party was this past weekend. We
Speaker 2: started on Thursday, and I don't know why. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to soak up every second of the weekend. Friday
Speaker 2: to Sunday felt too short. I think Friday to Sunday
Speaker 2: would have been totally fine. It was a long time,
Speaker 2: but Thursday everyone showed up. I picked up one of
Speaker 2: my girlfriends from the airport and we got checked into
Speaker 2: the hotel. And I had a company help with the
Speaker 2: logistics and the planning and all of that. They're called
Speaker 2: Batch to Basics. So these girls from Pennsylvania flew in
Speaker 2: for my bachelorette and they came and set everything up.
Speaker 2: And so I told them when we were planning this,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't really want the stereotypical like
Speaker 2: bride with balloons and you know, the penis straws and everything.
Speaker 2: I just I wasn't that wasn't appealing to me. I
Speaker 2: wanted it to be like Bridgardton themed and like very
Speaker 2: cute and fun and girly. And that's exactly what they did.
Speaker 2: We didn't have any balloons, we didn't have any of that.
Speaker 1: You tell me you didn't have a single penis straw
Speaker 1: your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2: Not one penis straw. Come on, It's just not what
Speaker 2: I wanted. And I'm not, like, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: feel like that's fine if you're going out and you're partying,
Speaker 2: and it's whole, the whole, like one penis forever. It's
Speaker 2: just not what I wanted penis straws.
Speaker 3: You passed on penis straws.
Speaker 2: I will get them for your preps.
Speaker 1: I say, now I have to get penis straws. Fine,
Speaker 1: twist my arm. I'll get some penis straws for my
Speaker 1: bachelor party.
Speaker 2: I'll get them for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I guess I don't really think you should
Speaker 1: be required to get me anything for my bachelor party.
Speaker 2: Well, you got me two bottles of champagne delivered to
Speaker 2: the hotel, which was so nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm like really nice, And.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm also nicer, But I'm.
Speaker 1: Just saying you don't have to feel obligated to be
Speaker 1: nice just because I'm the nicest guy in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Dan for his bachelor party is going on.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, we're still so
Speaker 1: far from being done with your bachelorette party.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to explain why I can't deliver
Speaker 2: anything to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, but that can come later. I want to hear
Speaker 1: more about this bachelorette party.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're still on Thursday, the girls show up.
Speaker 2: They decorated. It's so cute. We had this cool, like
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you call it, nineties cake.
Speaker 2: It kind of reminded me of the cake from Harry
Speaker 2: Potter that Adobe drops on the.
Speaker 3: Stepmom, like covered in frost.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, just really fun. And so we had one
Speaker 2: of those cakes and we all stuck our wine glasses
Speaker 2: in it ate the cake. It was great, and just
Speaker 2: had pizza that night, got dressed up in juicy couture sweatsuits.
Speaker 2: What kind of pizza we had everything? We had cheese
Speaker 2: from me Pepper Roa was the company though, Oh not
Speaker 2: a glue. I didn't even look at the box. Not Domino's,
Speaker 2: that's for sure, like a local ranch, sweatpants, juicy guitur yep.
Speaker 2: It was so fun and we played fish Bowl.
Speaker 3: Is Juicy making a comeback?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it already has. Yeah, it's it's back
Speaker 2: better than ever it's back. And it was just really
Speaker 2: fun and which just like played games chilled. I really
Speaker 2: tried not to drink a ton because the night prior
Speaker 2: I was so exhausted. My one of my best friends
Speaker 2: and I went to Taylor Swift. How is that insane.
Speaker 2: She is so good. It is unbelievable, her talent and
Speaker 2: her stamina, Like how, I don't know how she can
Speaker 2: do what she does.
Speaker 3: She's been lip syncing every show.
Speaker 2: That is ridiculous. That's just made that up. I heard
Speaker 2: the Swifties are going to come after you and they're
Speaker 2: going to find her address and they're going to hunt
Speaker 2: you down.
Speaker 1: Now, for the record, I think lip syncing is a
Speaker 1: fine thing to do. You're still performing on stage.
Speaker 2: Where do you have this TikTok conspiracy?
Speaker 1: No? I read an article in Forbes about it.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you did not. I think you're just
Speaker 2: making up.
Speaker 1: I am making this up.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Taylor Swift was incredible. She is so good.
Speaker 2: We just had a really good time. And in my mind,
Speaker 2: I have a really bad concept of time. I think
Speaker 2: I was like, all be home by eleven PM. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna leave a little bit early. Beat traffic. You're not No,
Speaker 2: that was insane. But I knew her set list and
Speaker 2: I knew the last two songs. The last song in particular,
Speaker 2: I didn't need to hear. So I was thinking I
Speaker 2: could just leave a little bit early, get to bed,
Speaker 2: feel well rested, go pick up my friends from the
Speaker 2: airport in the morning and it'll be great. We didn't
Speaker 2: get home until two. I wasn't in bed until two thirty,
Speaker 2: so I texted my friend and I drink a little,
Speaker 2: a little too much. I was a little tipsy, which
Speaker 2: is not like me, and I texted my friend. I
Speaker 2: was like, there's no chance I can pick you up
Speaker 2: in the airport. I have to leave in like two
Speaker 2: a few hours, and I need more sleep than that
Speaker 2: if we're about to go into the bachelorette weekend. But
Speaker 2: then my body just woke me up at seven am,
Speaker 2: so I was like, scratch that. So sorry about that
Speaker 2: text that I texted you at two am. I'm on
Speaker 2: my way picked her up. No big deal. But I
Speaker 2: was exhausted, fully exhausted. So we had a very till
Speaker 2: night the first night.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'd tell me what was more fun the bachelorette party or.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift bachelorette I didn't honestly, after Taylor Swift, I
Speaker 2: was on such a high. I wasn't even excited for
Speaker 2: my bachelorette anymore. I was like, honestly, like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I don't need a bachelorette after that, but then we
Speaker 2: got into the weekend and it was really fun.
Speaker 3: Are you still riding that same high?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little tired, but I am. You know,
Speaker 2: anytime I look at the photos from either Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: or the Bachelorette, I'm reinvigorated.
Speaker 1: Oh, because it's been almost exactly a week since Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift almost Yeah, and this is the first time I've
Speaker 1: seen her in concert.
Speaker 3: No second, because we sawry I hurt radio fests.
Speaker 2: No, I was not with you. That must have been
Speaker 2: another girl.
Speaker 3: Must have been girls always went together.
Speaker 2: I went with my little sister for her sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 3: Reputation nice and has she improved her performances?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Yeah. I didn't think she could, but absolutely.
Speaker 3: What was so great about it.
Speaker 2: The nostalgia factor. I touched on this a little bit
Speaker 2: last week, just to go through every era and just
Speaker 2: be reminded, like, oh my gosh, like I was this.
Speaker 1: Is that why they're calling it the ariostore because she
Speaker 1: sings a song from every album?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is that really true?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2: Congrats, thank you, I got there, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did she play twenty two?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: She did, yes, because she probably plays a different song
Speaker 1: from every album every different time.
Speaker 2: You know, she has a set set list, so let
Speaker 2: me just feel your set set list, set setlist. She
Speaker 2: plays the same songs every time, but she has two
Speaker 2: surprise songs each each concert, And so I made a
Speaker 2: playlist of all the surprise songs she hasn't sung yet.
Speaker 2: Oh and that's like the whole anticipation thing. Everyone's freaking
Speaker 2: out there, like, what are our surprise songs going to be?
Speaker 2: Everyone's predicting.
Speaker 3: Didn't she make some big announcement while you were there?
Speaker 2: Yes, she did. Dean well done so much. She announced
Speaker 2: that her next album she's re recording is nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: And do you know why she's rerecording her albums?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand the Scooter Brons stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh good, great, Yeah, so that was a huge announcement.
Speaker 2: Everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 1: I thought she was like coming out of the TV
Speaker 1: show or something.
Speaker 3: That's what it made. You made it seem like, I.
Speaker 2: Think you're thinking of what is it called? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's like nineteen eighty nine TV speak now TV.
Speaker 2: I think that's what you keep seeing all over the internet.
Speaker 2: And I was confused hers too, but it's speak now
Speaker 2: Taylor's version. There's no television show.
Speaker 3: I gotcha, I gotcha, Okay.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: So it was great. I mean, and people were, you know, commenting,
Speaker 2: and they're like, I think you were at one of
Speaker 2: the best shows. We got the announcement, we got amazing songs,
Speaker 2: and it was a blast.
Speaker 1: That's great. I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: And then I went into the Bachelorrette weekend and I'm
Speaker 2: so glad we got to go to bed super early
Speaker 2: because then I was able to recover for the next day.
Speaker 2: But I was just like so excited that I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 2: I was waking up at five point thirty every morning,
Speaker 2: So that wasn't great. But the next day we're into Friday. Now, okay,
Speaker 2: this is when I surprised the girls with the puppy party. Okay,
Speaker 2: and so everyone got these beautiful sulky dresses. All I
Speaker 2: wanted was to dress up in these cute selky dresses,
Speaker 2: have a tea party, picnic, and just spin around enjoy
Speaker 2: being in these crazy dresses that will never, you know,
Speaker 2: typically wear.
Speaker 1: My friends thought you guys were doing like a Disney
Speaker 1: princess theme.
Speaker 2: Bridgerton was the theme.
Speaker 1: Well, because like Phoebe had that purple one, Ali had
Speaker 1: the blue one that looked like snow white and she
Speaker 1: already has the blonde hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was more like Bridgerton, you know, we had.
Speaker 1: That Bridgerton though.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, like I don't even.
Speaker 3: Know what era that was, Disney princesses.
Speaker 2: No, it's just like England kings and queens, like the
Speaker 2: Victorian era. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it is, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't know. Actually it's just Bridgerton. It's sweet,
Speaker 2: it's wholesome. Maybe not wholesome. It is a show about sex, but.
Speaker 1: The show is wholesome.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Oh minus the sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted to dress up in dresses that
Speaker 2: we would never typically be able to do and have
Speaker 2: a picnic and a deep party. That was my goal.
Speaker 2: And then I had this idea that we've been talking
Speaker 2: about for the wedding, and I really want to incorporate
Speaker 2: rescue dogs into the wedding in some way. I just
Speaker 2: didn't know if it would be feasible. So then I
Speaker 2: reached out to this San Diego rescue place and I
Speaker 2: was like Hey, I have the weirdest idea if this,
Speaker 2: If you can't do it, totally understand. But I'd love
Speaker 2: to bring puppies to a picnic and rescue and senior dogs.
Speaker 2: And they were like, absolutely, we do puppy parties. So
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, my fiance and I love
Speaker 2: to adopt seniors, would love to like focus on seniors.
Speaker 2: And they're like, we'll do a combination of both. Than
Speaker 2: they did. They brought the cutest puppies and then they
Speaker 2: brought the sweetest seniors. One senior only had two legs
Speaker 2: and he was the happiest dog in the world just
Speaker 2: running around on his two legs. He had a wheelchair,
Speaker 2: but he was like happier off of his wheelchair, just
Speaker 2: running around. We had a blind dog who's eight named Geppetto.
Speaker 2: We had another dog who I think his legs were mobile.
Speaker 2: He was in a wagon the whole time, but had
Speaker 2: a wheelchair that he didn't want to put on. And
Speaker 2: we had a sweet little cross eyed puppy reminded me
Speaker 2: a little bit of al It was great. They were
Speaker 2: all so wonderful.
Speaker 1: I know this.
Speaker 3: You didn't bring any of them home with you.
Speaker 2: I talked to you about Geppetto, and I was talking
Speaker 2: myself through Geppetto. He was so great, the most loving dog.
Speaker 2: So all the puppies were in a pin. We had
Speaker 2: to you know, use hand sanitizer before we entered the pin.
Speaker 2: And Geppetto was like the dad of the He wasn't,
Speaker 2: but he like took over as dad of the puppies
Speaker 2: and just loved them all so much. But Geppetto is
Speaker 2: too big to fly, and we fly a lot, and
Speaker 2: Al can just go under our seat, so it would
Speaker 2: be really hard. And then it's two hundred dollars to
Speaker 2: fly with Al. Now it would be four hundred dollars
Speaker 2: to fly with Geppetto and Al. It would just be
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not worth it. Go back to the pound Geepetto.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not going to adopt it. I'm
Speaker 2: still I still want it. Wance Al dies, No, not
Speaker 2: going to die. On to Saturday, Let's get on anyways,
Speaker 2: it was great. We had a great time at the picnic. Saturday.
Speaker 2: What did we do Saturday? Oh Saturday, we played pickaball
Speaker 2: nice and most of my friends had never played. I
Speaker 2: think three of us, four of us had ever played,
Speaker 2: and the rest hadn't and they were all really really good.
Speaker 2: Phoebe was great, Everyone had a blast. Nobody really wanted
Speaker 2: to go, and I could tell, so the whole weekend,
Speaker 2: I just really wanted everyone to have fun because I've
Speaker 2: been to bachelorettes before where people they're dreading going, they're complaining,
Speaker 2: they're just miserable. They're like, this is so stupid. I
Speaker 2: don't want to drink, I don't want to party, I
Speaker 2: don't want to spend all this money. And I just
Speaker 2: really wanted it to be fun and enjoyable. And nobody complained,
Speaker 2: and if they did, they didn't do it to my face,
Speaker 2: which was nice. But I think everyone had a good
Speaker 2: time and people kept saying that it was fun and
Speaker 2: all the activities were great. So I just wanted my
Speaker 2: friends to have a blast, and they all got along
Speaker 2: so well. Also with bachelorettes, and this was something I
Speaker 2: was worried about, you know, like the personalities not meshing
Speaker 2: super well. Everyone got along. There was no drama at all,
Speaker 2: and it was shocking. I feel like that's kind of
Speaker 2: unheard of.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked, shocked.
Speaker 2: Color me shocked.
Speaker 3: So are you happy that it's over now?
Speaker 2: No, I'm sad.
Speaker 1: Well, like that it's behind you, then you don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about, like stress about planning it or anything
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I was never once stressed about planning it. I had
Speaker 2: so much fun. This is getting me excited for my
Speaker 2: thirtieth birthday because you know you'll be able to come
Speaker 2: and I'll be able to do this all over again.
Speaker 3: You're twenty eight.
Speaker 2: I know I've got two years to plan.
Speaker 1: What that might be the weirdest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 1: I swear that might be the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: You said.
Speaker 2: I'm planning my thirtieth birthday. I know exactly what we're
Speaker 2: going to do. We're either going to go to the
Speaker 2: Emptons or we're going to go to this place in
Speaker 2: New York and it's similar to our wedding venue.
Speaker 1: I hope I'm available that week.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, how is that a weird thing to say?
Speaker 2: You know I love to plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're planning your thirtieth birthday before you even
Speaker 1: want to think about planning your twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2: I don't care about twenty nine.
Speaker 3: That's why it's weird.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't do birthday parties. I will for thirtieth.
Speaker 2: M it's not weird.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get dirty for the thirty yeah in the Hampton's.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Okay, well you go. No, So do you
Speaker 2: think I'm so weird?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not saying I don't think you're weird at all.
Speaker 1: Please don't twist my words. I'm saying that is the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing I've.
Speaker 3: Ever heard, yesday. Not No, I'm not. I'm thirty two.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be like, oh, I cannot wait for
Speaker 1: my thirty fifth birthday party.
Speaker 3: Five it's gonna be wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, thirty five is half of seventy. That's okay, a
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 2: I just really enjoyed planning this so much. I'm not
Speaker 2: really planning our wedding.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it wasn't you enjoyed planning, or
Speaker 1: it wasn't for me. You're talking you're not fantastic planning.
Speaker 1: But you could just do this for your next birthday,
Speaker 1: which is your twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2: No one's gonna pay money for my twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 2: People will pay for the thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I just really love planning, and I want to do
Speaker 2: this more and Phoebe and I've been talking. Phoebe was
Speaker 2: at my bachelorette about doing something like this, like it's
Speaker 2: just so fun for me. So yeah, that's the only
Speaker 2: thing I can really plan at the moment. But hopefully
Speaker 2: Phoebe and I can get our business up and running
Speaker 2: off the ground and I can plan all the time.
Speaker 3: What's your business at an event planning company?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is cool. Phoebe's great at Floral's. We just
Speaker 2: like kind of can bounce off each other. But we'll see. Anyways,
Speaker 2: I had a great time.
Speaker 3: That's asking. Well, I didn't ask, but I'm glad you
Speaker 3: had a great time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. My favorite thing we did. And
Speaker 2: we also did this at our engagement party kind of
Speaker 2: in a way. Dean and I both hate being the
Speaker 2: center of attention, and so at our engagement party, it
Speaker 2: was just our families left and a couple close friends
Speaker 2: and they were like, let's all go around and talk
Speaker 2: about why we love Dean and Kaylin, and we're like, no, instead,
Speaker 2: let's go around and talk about why we love each
Speaker 2: of you guys, and I alternated. He talked about one
Speaker 2: person and I talked about the next person, and just
Speaker 2: kind of talked about why we love all of those people,
Speaker 2: and it was the highlight of our engagement party for me.
Speaker 2: It was just very intimate and special and sweet. And
Speaker 2: so we did a version of that at my bachelorette,
Speaker 2: which I learned from Ben Higgins. We were at an
Speaker 2: iHeart radio fest in Vegas and he was like, let's
Speaker 2: go and compliment the person next to each other.
Speaker 3: Remember that, I do remember that.
Speaker 2: And do you remember the weird thing. Let's not bring
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 3: That's why igled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a weird thing that happened with the
Speaker 2: weird guy. So I had the girls do that and
Speaker 2: it was so sweet. That was like easily the highlight
Speaker 2: of the bachelorette, just seeing everyone like.
Speaker 1: Girls who So you went around and said nice things
Speaker 1: about everyone there.
Speaker 2: No, I did the compliment thing. I said, version of that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see right, So you did. It's like you
Speaker 1: compliment to your right day, compliment to the right and
Speaker 1: so on and so forth.
Speaker 2: So we started off with Tory, and one of my
Speaker 2: friends is just not the most emotional. She's great, a wonderful,
Speaker 2: amazing friend, but it is not like emotional. And so
Speaker 2: she went first, and then Ali, who's a therapist went
Speaker 2: second and made everyone cry, and it was just so
Speaker 2: it was funny and it was just so sweet. So
Speaker 2: girls had only known each other for forty eight hours
Speaker 2: and they're just can already pick up on the great
Speaker 2: things about them and their personalities, and it was very special.
Speaker 3: Should we do it right now? Compliment the person to
Speaker 3: your left.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna compliment? Alistair?
Speaker 3: Alistair? You're so cute?
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's good. I'm really glad you had fun.
Speaker 1: I'm glad all your friends had fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless they're lying.
Speaker 1: Which you never know with girls and guys, are had
Speaker 1: a great time.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they did.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they did, because you can't fake those smiles
Speaker 2: and those puppies one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And they had a great time, there's no question in
Speaker 1: my mind. But I bet you there is like some silly,
Speaker 1: like little tiny thing they're.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, no, I know. People weren't excited to go
Speaker 2: to pick a ball and then they played and they
Speaker 2: didn't want to leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're never gonna when you have a group of
Speaker 1: that many people, you're never gonna do everything that everyone
Speaker 1: wants to do all the time.
Speaker 2: Right, But that's also why I tried to not plan
Speaker 2: a lot, because I feel like when you go on
Speaker 2: trips whatever it is, and it's overly planned, you're dreading it.
Speaker 2: So this like first night pizza party, second day puppy party,
Speaker 2: and then dinner on the property and then it's like
Speaker 2: we just lounged by the pool. We didn't really have
Speaker 2: a set schedule or agenda. So I think that made
Speaker 2: people happy.
Speaker 3: It was nice. We hate set schedules.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't put us on a boat with a
Speaker 2: set schedule. Oh please don't or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking about, too. Nice.
Speaker 3: Well, i'm really happy for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I'm also happy. That's great and I'm
Speaker 2: happy for you. You get to do it next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wine's gonna be a little different than yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your plan?
Speaker 1: No set schedule. Well, we're on a boat and I've
Speaker 1: got a very strict schedule. I guess we should say that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing for me. We're getting a house boat. Then for me,
Speaker 1: we're getting a house boat and we're just gonna wing it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bring some beer. No golf, I'm shocked there's
Speaker 1: a golf course down there.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, Yeah, are you gonna get off the boat
Speaker 2: one day in golf.
Speaker 3: I think, so, yeah, at least once.
Speaker 2: Can you are you driving this boat yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Have I ever driven a house boat? No?
Speaker 3: It is it? Probably that hard?
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 2: One time Dean and I were in like Como and
Speaker 2: the people at the hotel were like, we don't have
Speaker 2: a driver for you. Can you just drive your own boat?
Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, I've driven a boat plenty of times,
Speaker 2: never driven.
Speaker 3: Gave us a speedboat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 3: They like, do you want a speedboat for the day.
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, And then we get out to
Speaker 1: the boat and they're like, all right, have fun, and
Speaker 1: they didn't even like give me a briefing or a rundown.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so I think I do this,
Speaker 1: and I think I do you know, Like it worked,
Speaker 1: and I'm but I can only imagine if someone was
Speaker 1: like maybe scared or hesitant to do it and then
Speaker 1: they start driving, you could easily crash that thing, oh
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: And these boats are like so lavish and expensive, and
Speaker 2: there's boats everywhere because that's all people want to do
Speaker 2: on like Como.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and like a lot of there's like a
Speaker 1: lot of courtesies that go into boating that if you
Speaker 1: don't boat, which I don't, but I at least like
Speaker 1: to think that I understand some of those courtesies a
Speaker 1: little bit more than most people would. If you don't
Speaker 1: understand those courtesies, like you could be pissing the wrong
Speaker 1: people off.
Speaker 2: Like right, like the tours, there were groups of like
Speaker 2: you know, probably twenty people on a boat on a
Speaker 2: tour and we're kind of taking up that spot to
Speaker 2: take photos and like to get drune job.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we were sitting in that little lagoon for
Speaker 3: a while, Like that could.
Speaker 2: Have been a courtesy that maybe we weren't at hearing.
Speaker 1: I was talking more about like wake like making awake
Speaker 1: and stuff, and like if someone's out of the boat,
Speaker 1: you need to like raise a flag, which, like you know,
Speaker 1: most people probably don't know unless you're like our a boater.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's a good thing you got practicing, and
Speaker 2: like como, I've driven a boat before, Oh okay a
Speaker 2: couple of times. I had never and you just and
Speaker 2: then at one point Deane just jumps off the side
Speaker 2: of the boat and he's like, you know how to
Speaker 2: drive this, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, every time I've driven a boat, it's like I'm
Speaker 1: with the guy that has a boat and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to drive real quick? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: But this one that was like, you have to take
Speaker 1: it out of the dock and docket.
Speaker 2: How do you know how to dock?
Speaker 3: I'm good at.
Speaker 1: Stuff, I guess. I like to think you can put
Speaker 1: me in any scenario with no like pre I don't
Speaker 1: know ideas are of it, and I figure it out, Okay.
Speaker 2: I like to think, yeah, I'm interested to see how
Speaker 2: this hospital is, how many people does it sleep?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: It's kind of an iffy situation. So there was one
Speaker 1: really nice, like eighty five foot luxury boat that slept
Speaker 1: twelve sixteen actually, but it was like eight thousand dollars
Speaker 1: for the weekend. And I'm trying to keep the cost
Speaker 1: as low as possible because, like, I don't want my
Speaker 1: friends to have to pay a lot of money. A
Speaker 1: lot of my friends are broke, even though the broke
Speaker 1: friends aren't actually going to be coming now, so that's
Speaker 1: kind of annoying. But because they're not coming, it's going
Speaker 1: to be less people to split, so it's going to
Speaker 1: be more for everyone. Anyway, So I'm so glad I
Speaker 1: kept the cost down, so I got the smallest one.
Speaker 3: It sleeps ten. Telling everyone that sleeps fourteen.
Speaker 2: And how many people are there, there's.
Speaker 3: Probably going to be like around ten. Well, that's a
Speaker 3: weird twitch you.
Speaker 2: I just think it's not I think that's not right.
Speaker 1: Why I thought it's more No, I am merely uh,
Speaker 1: I heard sixteen. This is why I didn't want to
Speaker 1: have a bachelor party in the first place, because I've
Speaker 1: invited twenty people, I've gotten ten notes, and now I
Speaker 1: feel like like people don't like me.
Speaker 2: I felt that too with mine. You know. I had
Speaker 2: girls say they couldn't come to.
Speaker 1: Be tenty four too exactly. Then we'll splay that by five.
Speaker 1: And that's how I feel.
Speaker 2: No, it does suck and it hurts. And I've been
Speaker 2: dealing with this a little bit with the wedding too.
Speaker 2: When people say no, whether it's a valid reason or not,
Speaker 2: it still hurts and it feels personal and I don't
Speaker 2: think it is and I think we should change our perspective.
Speaker 2: And I do want to say I talked to my
Speaker 2: therapists last week and she said, and this pertains to
Speaker 2: yours and our wedding is well, all the people who
Speaker 2: are supposed to be there will be there, and the
Speaker 2: girls that showed up. It was the perfect group. Everyone
Speaker 2: got along. It was. It could not have gone any better. Like,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have changed a single thing. Same goes for
Speaker 2: your bachelor party, same goes for the wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but for my bachelor party, I wanted, like my
Speaker 1: La friends to hang out with my Colorado friends.
Speaker 2: They'll hang at the wedding, and then I.
Speaker 1: Wanted Wells, Brett and Ben to be there too, to
Speaker 1: hang out with all of them because they like. It's
Speaker 1: like three, three or four different friend groups that I
Speaker 1: want that never get to hang out with each other
Speaker 1: because they're not friends. But I could be like the
Speaker 1: common denominator and then they all get to hang out
Speaker 1: and then get to spend time with each other and
Speaker 1: see how much they like each other, which they would,
Speaker 1: but now it's not going to happen.
Speaker 2: Well, Wells, Brett and Ben are a little bougie, so
Speaker 2: I'm kind of glad that they're not going.
Speaker 1: Well, if they were coming, we would have gotten the
Speaker 1: nice people. Okay, Okay, that's what I'm saying, And they
Speaker 1: have a valid reason.
Speaker 2: I guess they do, they do, they do. But everyone's
Speaker 2: going to hang at the wedding, like there's so much
Speaker 2: time to hang at the wedding.
Speaker 3: Look, I get it. You don't have to like comfort me.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, what do you want me to say? Your
Speaker 2: friends hate you?
Speaker 1: No, But I'm just saying I feel like I'm being
Speaker 1: caddled right now, Like it's okay, some of your friends aren't.
Speaker 3: Coming when it's gonna be fine?
Speaker 2: What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: Be fine?
Speaker 3: You don't need to necessarily say anything.
Speaker 1: I get. I understand the situation. I don't need to
Speaker 1: be comforted about it. I'm just gonna cry.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's where I'm at. There's gonna be maybe
Speaker 1: ten and we'll see how it goes. And that's all
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a blast. So you just dog at night,
Speaker 2: or you just float at night.
Speaker 1: You pull up to like a shoreline along the lake,
Speaker 1: and then you anchor down, okay, and then you sleep.
Speaker 2: Okay. I think you guys are going to sleep a
Speaker 2: lot or just be drunk the whole time.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. I actually don't really drink very much anymore.
Speaker 2: But that's why I'm I'm curious how this is going
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't had I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know after the back.
Speaker 2: What's your prediction so we can come back to this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna drink. Yeah, we're probably gonna play some golf.
Speaker 1: I would imagine, play some games, and we might get
Speaker 1: a speedboat one day, so we'll stay active, maybe jets
Speaker 1: because are like too small and they're expensive, so okay,
Speaker 1: but we'll see that sounds fun. But yeah, that's all
Speaker 1: I got for you. Sorry, it's not gonna be as
Speaker 1: great as yours, obviously.
Speaker 2: But well yeah, obviously, obviously.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I wanted to cancel the bachelor party, but
Speaker 1: my brother called me. He's like, you have to do this.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, He's like, everyone does this, you have to
Speaker 1: do it. I was like, dude, fine. I was so
Speaker 1: annoyed and like my other friends, so I put like
Speaker 1: five or six friends in a group chat, the ones
Speaker 1: that I could rely on that I know would be
Speaker 1: able and willing to spend money and want to take
Speaker 1: a trip. So I put everyone in a group chat
Speaker 1: that could do that, and they were like getting mad
Speaker 1: at me for dragging my feet. They were telling me
Speaker 1: that I have to do this, and they were saying, like,
Speaker 1: we're working so hard, and I was like, you're not
Speaker 1: working hard at all. I'm doing everything now, and it
Speaker 1: was just getting so freaking annoying, and I was so
Speaker 1: happy to just call it off and say like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. I don't want to stress
Speaker 1: about people not showing up. I don't want to stress
Speaker 1: about over spending and having people spend more money than
Speaker 1: they are willing to. And then eventually I was just like, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll do this for you guys, like I'm doing it
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're gonna have so much fun. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be worth it. You're gonna look back and be like,
Speaker 2: that was one of the best weekends of my life.
Speaker 1: I don't think it'll be the best weekend of my
Speaker 1: life at all. I think it will be fun.
Speaker 2: No, there's something about getting your friends together and friends
Speaker 2: from different even if it's not like all these different
Speaker 2: groups you wanted, it still is different groups. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be great. Can you just have some positivity.
Speaker 3: You're still just trying to be too comforting right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my gosh, is Ross going.
Speaker 3: Uh No, he's definitely not going.
Speaker 2: Rat's going though.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, just me and Brad, just us two.
Speaker 2: Did Mark and Josh tell you that they texted me
Speaker 2: and asked me to plan or not plan, but help them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a secret group side group test.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and it was just like, come on, it
Speaker 2: got a little exhausting for you.
Speaker 1: And it's also like, okay, if you guys wanted to
Speaker 1: do this, and if you wanted to plan it, why
Speaker 1: didn't you try doing this two months ago?
Speaker 2: I don't know why nobody took this over sooner or immediately.
Speaker 3: I agree, it hurts my feelings.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't hurt your feelings. You were adamant that you
Speaker 2: wanted to do it, but they should have known you
Speaker 2: better that you hate planning.
Speaker 3: Well, I just didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that goes back to Dean hating being the
Speaker 2: center of attention.
Speaker 1: I just don't like inviting people places because then I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm responsible for the one that they're going
Speaker 1: to have or not have, And then, like I said,
Speaker 1: if people don't show up, then I feel bad about it.
Speaker 3: I'm on the bridgetiers right now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not allowed to caddle. Suck it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, suck it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't really know what to say because I
Speaker 2: am a coddler.
Speaker 1: So we'll see how it goes. Let's just leave at that.
Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2: We'll see it'll be great.
Speaker 3: Don't say that.
Speaker 2: Can we also talk about your hole in one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got a hole in one?
Speaker 2: You guys, you do not sound very excited.
Speaker 3: I got a hole in one.
Speaker 2: Still not good enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know how did you feel?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if any of any of you
Speaker 1: listeners out there ever played golf before. But the most
Speaker 1: illustrious thing a bad golfer can do, like me, is
Speaker 1: get a hole in one.
Speaker 3: It never happened. A lot of people go their whole.
Speaker 1: Lives without ever getting a hole in one.
Speaker 2: You know, do you think that'd be you?
Speaker 1: I was kind of like and I was thinking, like,
Speaker 1: I'll just never get a hole in one, and I
Speaker 1: was fine with it. I came to terms with that.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I like I don't need to get
Speaker 1: a hole on one. Sure i'd love one, but like,
Speaker 1: I'm not good enough to expect to get a hole
Speaker 1: in one.
Speaker 3: You know, it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: And even like if you think about I know, golf
Speaker 1: isn't your thing, so I can't really get into too
Speaker 1: many like specifics. But like you, you don't just like
Speaker 1: hit it two hundred yards into the hole ever on
Speaker 1: a four on or par five, like it happens once
Speaker 1: in a lifetime essentially, and so.
Speaker 3: I just like my hole.
Speaker 1: Like, but it's funny because like three weeks ago, I
Speaker 1: did have an eagle for the first time in a
Speaker 1: long time. I chipped in from like one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty yards out, which was cool, but it wasn't like
Speaker 1: you don't frame a scorecard with an eagle on it.
Speaker 1: You'll really only frame a scorecard with a whole one
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: Did you keep it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I still have it. So we drive up to
Speaker 1: the green. We see the ball on the bunker, the
Speaker 1: first guy. We see the ball long, and then we
Speaker 1: see the ball on the green. Another ball on the green,
Speaker 1: and so I got out of the car, I grabbed
Speaker 1: my butter, I grabbed my wedge, thinking I like went
Speaker 1: long into the back bunker, and my buddy Josh is
Speaker 1: playing this very specific it's like a speckled vice golf ball.
Speaker 1: So we get up and the ball that's long, which
Speaker 1: I thought was mine, was speckled, and so I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's not mine. I must be in the bunker.
Speaker 3: So I like start walking towards the bunker.
Speaker 1: But Josh is ahead of me, and he like goes
Speaker 1: up to the hole and looks into it, and he
Speaker 1: he like I could tell he was mad because he's
Speaker 1: like jealous. I guess, like he wanted to be the
Speaker 1: guy that got the whole one, you know. So he
Speaker 1: looks at the hole, looks back.
Speaker 3: At me, and he goes, DDE, your ball's in the hole.
Speaker 1: And then everyone else like reacted big, like jumping up
Speaker 1: and down. My buddy tackled me on the green. I'm
Speaker 1: on the green and I'm looking up at Josh and
Speaker 1: I was like, this, mother's lying to me right now,
Speaker 1: because I hadn't looked in the hole yet, so I
Speaker 1: hadn't confirmed that my ball was in the hole. So
Speaker 1: I look up at Josh and I was like, is
Speaker 1: my ball seriously in the hole right now, Josh? And
Speaker 1: He's like, it's in the hole. And then I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I actually did make a hole one. So then
Speaker 1: I and everyone's on top of me. At this point,
Speaker 1: I'm doggy piled on the green at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the doggy pile. So I get up and I walk
Speaker 1: over to the hole, and sure enough, my little titleist
Speaker 1: ten Provy one X with a smiley face on it,
Speaker 1: was sitting in the hole, and the smiley face was
Speaker 1: looking right I was looking right up at me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was weird because of that series of events,
Speaker 1: from hitting it knowing it was good but not seeing it,
Speaker 1: to getting up onto the green and not being the
Speaker 1: first one to see it in the cup, and then
Speaker 1: being tackled and celebrating it without having it be confirmed.
Speaker 3: There was never like a rush that hit me.
Speaker 1: You know. It never felt like I finally hit a
Speaker 1: hole in one because there were so many weird events
Speaker 1: leading up to it that didn't feel like. I didn't
Speaker 1: I wasn't the first to confirm it, I wasn't the
Speaker 1: first to see it, and so I just never felt
Speaker 1: I never felt like I thought I would feel when
Speaker 1: I got a hole in one, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Versus like you hit it and you just watch it
Speaker 2: roll in exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's stinks because it was a perfect shot.
Speaker 1: It landed six yards in front of the hole, right
Speaker 1: on the target with the pin obviously, and it just
Speaker 1: probably just dribbled right into the cup, hit the flag
Speaker 1: and dropped in. And yeah it was obviously. I'm really
Speaker 1: happy and excited about it. What stinks is Braemar used
Speaker 1: to give people that got a hole in one in
Speaker 1: a tournament. This is like a Skins tournament that we
Speaker 1: were playing in. If you get a hole in one,
Speaker 1: they send you to Caaba for a weekend. And I
Speaker 1: like just missed out on that jackpot by like five months, crazy.
Speaker 3: Which stinks.
Speaker 1: And then if you get a hole in one, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, but you like you're
Speaker 1: expected to buy everyone drinks.
Speaker 2: For literally not just your group, for literally the.
Speaker 3: Rest of the day. Everyone's you're supposed to be buying
Speaker 3: everyone drinks.
Speaker 2: Your group are like everyone in the bark your group
Speaker 2: and everyone at the bar.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: And so there was a group of our friends behind,
Speaker 1: like kind of our loose friends behind us, like people
Speaker 1: we know but don't hang out with, and they were like, deed,
Speaker 1: we're getting drinks on you or Dan, thanks for the beer, Dan,
Speaker 1: thanks for the shot, And I'm like, so I just
Speaker 1: started lying to people. I was like, oh no, actually
Speaker 1: I hit one out of bounds, and then my second
Speaker 1: ball that I hit the hole, because like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna buy all of your guys's drinks.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a thousand dollars bar tab.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: And the reason I found out, the reason that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to buy everyone drinks when you get a hole
Speaker 1: in one is because most country clubs have a pool.
Speaker 1: So like every time you pay your Greens fee or
Speaker 1: your cart fee or whatever, or your monthly do's or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, they put like two to five dollars
Speaker 1: into this pool, and then if you hit a hole
Speaker 1: in one, you get that pool of money. So typically
Speaker 1: it would be like three to five thousand dollars you
Speaker 1: would get and.
Speaker 2: They don't do that anymore either.
Speaker 1: Well, we just don't do that at the club at
Speaker 1: this club, okay. And so like if Wells were to
Speaker 1: get a hole in one at his club, which I
Speaker 1: know he has, actually I never I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: they do this sit there either, but like that's what
Speaker 1: my friend was telling me, Like, typically there's like a
Speaker 1: pool of money that goes to the person that gets
Speaker 1: the hole in one, and that's why, Like you're buying
Speaker 1: everyone drinks because you're getting money from everyone essentially, and
Speaker 1: obviously I'm not getting any money. So I want to skin.
Speaker 1: I won sixty dollars on a skin.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, like covered a couple of people's.
Speaker 3: Drinks, covered one shot. Probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So now I've got my first hole in one,
Speaker 1: which is which is great. Now I can go out
Speaker 1: and get a bunch more. Uh, and I need to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna frame the scorecard. I kept the ball. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put that in the frame. I'm going to print
Speaker 1: out a picture of the hole, and I'm gonna post
Speaker 1: a picture a selfie that I took a group that
Speaker 1: I was with.
Speaker 2: Oh cute, I love that up in the office.
Speaker 1: In the office.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Gonna build it all myself.
Speaker 2: Love it. Has Ben Higgins gotten a hole in one?
Speaker 1: I don't think so?
Speaker 2: Oh does that make you feel good?
Speaker 1: Maybe he has. I'm better at golf than Bennis. What
Speaker 1: last time I played with him? At least I was.
Speaker 2: I think he had one bad day. You always talk
Speaker 2: about Hutbins, Who's better Ben or Wells?
Speaker 3: Wells?
Speaker 2: And how many does Wells have one hole in one?
Speaker 3: Wells only as the one too.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so you're equal.
Speaker 3: We're equal.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The barometer for skill in golf is how many
Speaker 1: hole on ones you have. No, But it's interesting because
Speaker 1: one of my buddies at the club where I play, Kyle,
Speaker 1: great golfer, like he's better than Wells. He's been he's
Speaker 1: played thirty five he's been playing golf since he was,
Speaker 1: you know, teenagers. In twenty years, he plays a lot.
Speaker 1: He would play three or four times a week probably
Speaker 1: in his heyday. He just got his first ever hole
Speaker 1: in one like two weeks ago. And so like this
Speaker 1: great golfer that's played so much golf, it took him
Speaker 1: twenty years to get his first ever hole in one.
Speaker 1: You know, that's just kind of a testament to how
Speaker 1: random it is. Yeah, and that's all it is at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, too, is randomness. Like you
Speaker 1: hit a million good shots on a part three, one
Speaker 1: of them goes in no matter, It just is it's
Speaker 1: a lot of luck. It's a lot of randomness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm very happy for you. Yeah, thanks, I
Speaker 2: got Dina bottle of woove. It's sitting right in front
Speaker 2: of us, unopened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to put that in the fridge. But yeah,
Speaker 1: my life has it's only up from here.
Speaker 2: So my life is what were you going to say?
Speaker 3: My life is at an acme right now, I'm peaking.
Speaker 2: You're preaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you got your bachelor party, you get to
Speaker 2: marry the love of your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: It's all good things, all good things, all great things.
Speaker 2: Have you bought your tucks yet?
Speaker 1: No? I have not.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're about thirty eight days from the west.
Speaker 3: Oh, how are we?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: When are you going to do that?
Speaker 3: I'm going to do it when it's going to get done.
Speaker 1: But it's on the rundown, so it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter when I do it because it's going to be
Speaker 1: done before the wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could have an ill fitting suit.
Speaker 1: I sure could.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's thirty eight days away.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: You think you can't tailor a suit in thirty eight days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got to buy it and then you
Speaker 2: got to you could have two rounds of tailoring.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's a week.
Speaker 2: People are pretty brapped up these days. My tailor two weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's for having pants a wedding dress.
Speaker 3: We've gone over this weddings.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about just our tailor here in Vegas. I
Speaker 2: don't never gone.
Speaker 1: I don't know who Taylor is, but I'm sure the
Speaker 1: guy that I'm going to find in Denver.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's gonna be what which Just why haven't you yet?
Speaker 2: That's my question?
Speaker 3: Because I'm still losing weight.
Speaker 2: No, you're not. You hit your target weight, you said yesterday.
Speaker 3: No, I have a new target now.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what is it?
Speaker 3: One hundred and seventy five pounds?
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to be skinny.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you are skinny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm gonna do it. Don't worry, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I appreciate your concern, but I don't need you to
Speaker 1: keep letting me know that I need to do it,
Speaker 1: because I know I see that.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying I know that I need to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: There's a reason I haven't asked you since I last
Speaker 2: asked you. But you know, I can't just ignore it,
Speaker 2: because oh, but you.
Speaker 3: Can ignore all the other things on the run.
Speaker 2: No, we've We've hit every single thing on the rundown.
Speaker 2: This is the last one.
Speaker 3: I'm getting the talks.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, Okay, ok wait, oh my god, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get the talks that I'm not going to tell
Speaker 1: you about it obviously now too.
Speaker 2: No, that's really stressful, and that's.
Speaker 1: How I feel like I need to respond to it
Speaker 1: now that you keep pressuring me to.
Speaker 2: Do it because I don't want has been ordered.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to feel like the only reason
Speaker 1: I'm getting the tux is because you keep reminding me
Speaker 1: I want I'm doing it for myself.
Speaker 3: I don't want you to.
Speaker 1: Get the satisfaction of being like he did it because
Speaker 1: I reminded it.
Speaker 2: It's not about satisfaction. It's about my own stresses.
Speaker 3: But there is the last thing that you should stress about.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I am you can't just tell me
Speaker 2: not to stress about something.
Speaker 1: It's easy if you're going to stress about it and
Speaker 1: you don't want to just don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Before we wrap up this podcast, I
Speaker 2: would love to talk about the home renovations that you
Speaker 2: have going on.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well our home renovations.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but you're doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you handed me a screwdriver to I.
Speaker 2: Did a lot of work today, Dean, So Dean built
Speaker 2: this amazing table that I'm staring at right now. It's
Speaker 2: so beautiful, carved it. I don't know how he did it.
Speaker 2: And then hung up new lights. We got all new appliances,
Speaker 2: and this morning, just very quickly, in a matter of
Speaker 2: twenty minutes, he built an outlet. He just we are
Speaker 2: trying to move all of these little appliances into our pantry,
Speaker 2: and he just builds an outlet like it was the
Speaker 2: easiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 3: You don't build an outlet.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you did. I created a new one.
Speaker 1: I created well, I guess that kind of is the
Speaker 1: same thing as building an outlet. I put a new
Speaker 1: outlet in the pantry, which I'd never done before.
Speaker 3: Electrical stuff is scary.
Speaker 2: Is scary, and it's even scarier from my side of things,
Speaker 2: not knowing your knowledge. So when he was putting up
Speaker 2: the pendant lights, he was like, I've never seen this before.
Speaker 2: Just clipped these. Hopefully that's okay, and it always is
Speaker 2: knock on wood. And then today he's like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if this is going to work. Hopefully our house
Speaker 2: doesn't catch on fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing with electricity is like, you know, you
Speaker 1: could make one small mistake and it might not show
Speaker 1: right away, but like in five years, there could be
Speaker 1: like a short circuit.
Speaker 2: Or something serily. Well, yes, my anxiety was gone.
Speaker 3: Great, But that's the.
Speaker 1: Thing with electricity is like you could do everything and
Speaker 1: everything works like it should, but there could still be
Speaker 1: like a fault or something in the line.
Speaker 3: I didn't do this with this. This is great work.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, even with like you know, the builders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Oh same with my van, you know, like
Speaker 1: we sleep in the van so often, and I did
Speaker 1: all that electrical myself, and there could just be a
Speaker 1: shorten a line. Maybe I used like tooth thin of
Speaker 1: gage of wire or something.
Speaker 2: You're just so impressive. You are only here for a
Speaker 2: short amount of time and the amount of things you
Speaker 2: get done is crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I work really hard.
Speaker 2: You do work very hard, And I just want to
Speaker 2: say I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we got to get the appliance in because
Speaker 1: I leave tomorrow for a week.
Speaker 3: So well, yess a week and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I gotta I gotta get this self done
Speaker 1: before I leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hopefully it looks good.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think last night while we were
Speaker 1: sleeping hot, because like, our water dispenser is pretty like
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of depth to it. It's maybe
Speaker 1: like twelve inches deep, but our wine cooler is two
Speaker 1: feet deep. And so it's like, how is the water
Speaker 1: cooler going to sit back against the wall now it
Speaker 1: can't because you have to press the button. Is it
Speaker 1: gonna sit up with the wine cooler space? Then there's
Speaker 1: like a cavity behind it. What are we gonna do
Speaker 1: with the cavity?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's that's something that you you're a
Speaker 2: problem solver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're like the design girl.
Speaker 2: So I got nothing for you right now until I see.
Speaker 1: It, okay. Yeah, So yeah, that's where we're at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a lot of work to do. I
Speaker 2: think that's a good place to wrap up the podcast.
Speaker 2: I always, uh never really know how to wrap us up.
Speaker 2: You're just so good at it, you know. You do
Speaker 2: the intro, you do the outro. You're just a pro.
Speaker 1: That's funny because every time I'm happing U up, you
Speaker 1: always tell me how bad I am at it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's because you put your central voice
Speaker 2: on and you try to make everyone uncomfortable. No, okay,
Speaker 2: but you've been podcasting for what six years? Seven years?
Speaker 3: Longest job I've ever had.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's great, and I've been podcasting for less than
Speaker 2: a year six months.
Speaker 3: Okay. What did you study in college? And what did
Speaker 3: I study in college?
Speaker 2: Broadcast journalism. That's going to do it for this week's episode.
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