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Speaker 2: Dear blog. I said before a little while ago, I'm

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Speaker 2: not a liar. I'm not a cheater, and typically i'm not.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I'm not. I'm a highly flawed individual,

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Speaker 2: but I don't lie and I don't cheat. But I

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Speaker 2: did it. I cheated twice this week. I almost cheated

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Speaker 2: twice this week on my non existent partnership with the

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Speaker 2: lady who sells me close at Northstrom, and I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you what happened. And with my hairstylist, and I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you what happened. You know, we were on vacation for

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving and been traveling a little bit. And you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm normally so organized and I have all the stuff

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Speaker 2: I need, and like in this case, there was a

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Speaker 2: warm there's a warm climate to the trip, and there

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Speaker 2: was a cold climate to the trip. And I was

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Speaker 2: all ready to go. I had two separate bags. I

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Speaker 2: had the cold climate bag, I had the warm climate bag.

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Speaker 2: I was ready, but I forgot a couple things in

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Speaker 2: the cold climate bag. And you can't compromise if you're cold,

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Speaker 2: you're cold, you know. And I think I forgot a

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Speaker 2: pair of jeans or something. So I went to the

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Speaker 2: mall and I walked into in this case, Nordstrom, where

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Speaker 2: I typically shop with one person in one place, but

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Speaker 2: I wasn't in that place, so I had to go

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Speaker 2: in there, and I had to buy from somebody else.

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Speaker 2: And I knew what I wanted. I didn't deally dally.

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Speaker 2: I spent a lot of money, but I felt extremely

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Speaker 2: guilty the whole time, to the point where I actually

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Speaker 2: I texted Alexa and I said, I have to tell

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Speaker 2: you what I did today. I was in the nord

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Speaker 2: Strom in Charlotte, North Carolina, and I bought a pair

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Speaker 2: of jeans, and I'm really sorry. It was part of

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Speaker 2: me the thought maybe she got like alerted, or like

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Speaker 2: if there was some kind of salesperson alert, like where

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Speaker 2: they tell you like, hey, he just bought something from

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Speaker 2: somebody else. But I felt really bad because I try

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Speaker 2: and be loyal and if I'm going to go to

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Speaker 2: that store, i'd try and planet so I can go

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Speaker 2: buy it from her. And then I also kind of

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Speaker 2: need a haircut, and I walked by a hair salon

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Speaker 2: and I was like, if I go in there and

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Speaker 2: I just let him trim it a little bit, just

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Speaker 2: around the ears, the back, just a little bit, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to do anything drastic. My hairstyle is Christie

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Speaker 2: would know.

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Speaker 1: If I did, and that's a no no, like that's

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Speaker 1: you can't do that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, forget about the risk to my appearance, which

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Speaker 2: would be that the person might not be good at

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Speaker 2: cutting hair. Because I just walked by it and I

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Speaker 2: don't know, but I literally looked in the window of

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Speaker 2: this salon. I was like, I can't do it. I

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Speaker 2: just can't do it, Like you can make me look stupid. Fine,

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Speaker 2: but if Christy found out that I cheated on her,

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Speaker 2: and it had to have been out of necessity. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't like I was in the same city, in the

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Speaker 2: same building or something and I just went to somebody else.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not it's impossible. Same person's cut my hair for

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Speaker 2: fifteen years. It's not changing. But I didn't do it.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna run around here looking ratty because

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid of offending my hairstylist.

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Speaker 1: That's a good client. You're doing the right thing you are.

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Speaker 2: But who else do you not cheat on? Like maybe

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Speaker 2: you don't cheat on you don't cheat on your hairstylist,

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Speaker 2: I really because if you do, unless it's an emergency

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Speaker 2: and then you show back up, it's I feel like

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Speaker 2: that's the ax that you broke up with and then

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Speaker 2: you come crawling back like, ah, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: It's always can you fix it?

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Speaker 2: You know? Like can you fix you know, realizing experience,

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Speaker 2: you're like, you know what, I'm out of here. I'm

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Speaker 2: going somewhere else. They're gonna cut my hair better. And

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Speaker 2: then you go over there and cut your hair worse.

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Speaker 2: And then you got to come back with your head down,

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Speaker 2: be like I was wrong. Yep, yeah, you know, and

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Speaker 2: then you got to hope that it's take you back.

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Speaker 1: You can't cheat on your hairstylist. Your eyebrow lady, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't talk lady too. I put her up there.

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Speaker 1: I do put her up there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because otherwise I guess someone else poking me and

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Speaker 3: it's not It's not going to be good, and then

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Speaker 3: I won't be the ice woman that I want to be.

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Speaker 2: You can't be all you can be.

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Speaker 1: I can't be all I can be. That's right. I

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Speaker 1: had to be the best.

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Speaker 2: But that would that be the sort of those are

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Speaker 2: the categories. Then I'm trying to think of anybody else.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to cheat on my realtor? Oh ily

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Speaker 2: do that again?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because I waste a lot.

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Speaker 3: Of time with other realtors, and I'm like, my realtorter

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Speaker 3: knows what I like already. I don't know why I'm

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Speaker 3: over here trying to, like, you know, go behind his back.

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Speaker 1: Don't get me, I know. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you if you have and I've run

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Speaker 2: into this before too, if you have friends who are

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Speaker 2: in certain industries, like, for example, I was going to

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Speaker 2: a different dentist. I was sleeping with her, but I

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Speaker 2: was going to her, and then when we stopped sleeping together,

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Speaker 2: I still went we were fine, she had a nice job.

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Speaker 2: But I have one of my closest friends, Mike the lawyer,

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Speaker 2: is who has been mentioned twice this week, which is

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Speaker 2: just too many times for him. But his wife is

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Speaker 2: a dentist, and so for the longest time, it was

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Speaker 2: why don't you come to me? Mike. Well, it turns

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Speaker 2: out you're not a network, which means it's gonna cost

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Speaker 2: me eight thousand dollars. But I still finally get I

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Speaker 2: was guilted so many times that I do go to

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Speaker 2: her now and I pay the I pay out a

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Speaker 2: network money.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about it anymore. Every time

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Speaker 2: I see my buddy, you know so like and he's

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Speaker 2: a lawyer. I mean, so if you found out, like

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Speaker 2: let's say you're a real estate agent, you're really close

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Speaker 2: with somebody like Paulina, You're let's say your great friend

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Speaker 2: is a real estate agent, but yet you to some

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Speaker 2: other real estate agent, Like what are you really saying

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Speaker 2: about your friend? Like you are you obligated? Like if

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Speaker 2: your friend's a hairstylist, are you obligated? Hey, it's happening

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Speaker 2: on that Real Housewive More Mormon Housewives show, Yeah, the

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Speaker 2: Hulu one, like where the Lady there's a little controversy

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Speaker 2: Leyla Jim has a hair brand Jesse Now the Laila situation.

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Speaker 2: Leila is an African American woman, and this woman has

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Speaker 2: admitted she doesn't know how to do African American hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so that was okay, And actually, I'm spoiler learned it

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Speaker 2: went well because the girl was like, yeah, actually you

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Speaker 2: should go to an expert because I don't know what

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Speaker 2: I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Probably it was a very powerful episode.

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Speaker 2: It was probably would have been nice for her to

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Speaker 2: tell her that before she'd cut her hair for years.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, the point is these girls talk amongst themselves

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Speaker 2: about how this girl may not be that good in hair,

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Speaker 2: but they all go to her because they're friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 4: I spend so much time thinking about that situation because

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Speaker 4: herb hair business has been dragged so many times on

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Speaker 4: this show, and like, I just I don't know, as

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Speaker 4: like someone who doesn't know her, I wouldn't want to

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Speaker 4: go there at this point, which stings.

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Speaker 2: But like when your own friends are like, yeah, we go,

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Speaker 2: but right.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe in that. I'm sorry. If the service

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Speaker 1: is not good, I'll just tell my friend, like I'm

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Speaker 1: rooting for you. Keep getting better, you know, and then

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Speaker 1: I'll come when you get when you get better you know.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm here to support you, but not in the

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Speaker 2: way where you cut my hair exactly, not in the

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Speaker 2: way that you actually touched me. But I'm wishing you

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Speaker 2: the best right here for you, y