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Speaker 1: Welcome to Deabi Show.
Speaker 3: I'm my Jack.
Speaker 1: We got so much to talk about tonight.
Speaker 4: North Korea is waging the world's dirtiest war, spelling Bee
Speaker 4: is a scam, and finally there's a place to see
Speaker 4: porn on the internet.
Speaker 1: Did you know that?
Speaker 5: Because I didn't.
Speaker 4: But first, Joe Biden has decided to stop trying to
Speaker 4: win the elections. So let's get into our latest installment
Speaker 4: of Indecision.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Let's kick things off with the southern border. It's the
Speaker 4: line where America stops mowing his lawn, and border security
Speaker 4: is one of President Biden's biggest weaknesses. It's why he
Speaker 4: tried to make a border deal with Republicans earlier this year.
Speaker 4: It's also why Republicans refused to make a deal with him.
Speaker 4: They're like, how can we blame you for this if
Speaker 4: you fix it, you idiot. So now with his poles
Speaker 4: taking with his pole's tanking, five months before election day,
Speaker 4: Biden is finally saying forget I'll just do it myself.
Speaker 6: President Biden taking major steps to stem the flow of
Speaker 6: migrants crossing the US border illegally with a sweeping new
Speaker 6: executive action.
Speaker 3: Biden's new executive order will allow US immigration officials to
Speaker 3: deport migrants without processing their asylum claims when the number
Speaker 3: of illegal border crossing surpasses a specific threshold. Sources tell
Speaker 3: CBS News that number is likely twenty five hundred a day,
Speaker 3: which means it would likely be activated immediately. In May,
Speaker 3: border patrol recorded an average of thirty eight hundred crossings daily.
Speaker 7: We must face the simple truth. To protect America as
Speaker 7: a land that welcomes immigrants, we must first secure the
Speaker 7: border and secure it now. And if the United States
Speaker 7: doesn't secure our border, there's no limit to the number
Speaker 7: of people may try to come here, because there's no
Speaker 7: better place in the planet than the United States of America.
Speaker 4: Hey, I get it, dude, but if you don't want
Speaker 4: people to come, like, maybe stop saying how awesome in
Speaker 4: America is. It's the best you can't come, Like, start
Speaker 4: complementing Canada for ones.
Speaker 1: You know, let them take some of that field.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's right, boy, is shutting down the border
Speaker 4: and if you watch Fox News, you'll probably like, but
Speaker 4: I thought Biden wants migrants to flood the country so
Speaker 4: they can murder my whole family. Well guess what, there's
Speaker 4: already enough migrants now to murder your whole family. Okay,
Speaker 4: so Biden doesn't need you anymore. And if you watch MSNBC,
Speaker 4: you'll probably upset about what Biden is doing because some
Speaker 4: migrants do legitimately need asylum. But I gotta give liberals
Speaker 4: a bit of a reality check. It's not very popular
Speaker 4: to have no control over who immigrants to your country. Okay,
Speaker 4: just ask the Native Americans. Now, Look, the fact is
Speaker 4: that immigrants are vital for America's economy and its culture.
Speaker 4: And also, let's be honest, America needs a better World
Speaker 4: Cup team.
Speaker 1: Okay, but.
Speaker 4: If you want to come to America, you gotta do
Speaker 4: it the right way, Okay, like I did smuggled inside
Speaker 4: Trevor Noah's colon. No, I'm just lo No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: I'm kidding. Obviously. I just told Ice that I'm Jackie Chance.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: I understand the words that are coming out of your mind.
Speaker 4: But if you're really upself out this, don't worry like
Speaker 4: everything else Biden does, it'll probably get knocked down by
Speaker 4: the Supreme Court. So if America really wants to lock
Speaker 4: down the southern border, they should put ticket Master in
Speaker 4: charge of it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: These guys are the best at making sure nobody can
Speaker 4: actually get into the thing they want to Okay, everyone
Speaker 4: will be waiting on the queue for three hours. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then they find out that America has already sold out,
Speaker 4: and yes, that will be massive unexplained fees. But let's
Speaker 4: move on to the other candidate. Okay, because if Joe
Speaker 4: Biden's struggling in the polls, Donald Trump is already making
Speaker 4: plans to once again take on the Washington Swamp. In
Speaker 4: a recent interview at Fox News, he promised to stop
Speaker 4: by exposing all the things the deep state doesn't want
Speaker 4: you to know, well, almost all the things.
Speaker 8: Some people think that one way to build trust is
Speaker 8: to declassify things. If you were president, would you declassify?
Speaker 8: You can answer yes or not of these. Would you
Speaker 8: declassify the nine to eleven files? Would you declassify JFK files?
Speaker 8: Would you declassify the Epstein files?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess I would. I think that less.
Speaker 4: So that was a bit suspicious, right, like ninety eleven Yes, JFK.
Speaker 1: Yes, Epstein.
Speaker 4: Man, Let's no, I mean, look at a panic in
Speaker 4: Trump's eyes. I've seen more relaxed people on the exit
Speaker 4: role of a Boeing flight. But and why though, like,
Speaker 4: why you're so weird with the Epstein stuff. It's not
Speaker 4: like Donald Trump has any particular reason to not want
Speaker 4: the Epstein files opened up. I mean, let's hear him
Speaker 4: out here is full answer.
Speaker 7: I think that's less so because you know, you don't
Speaker 7: know if you don't want to affect people's lives, if
Speaker 7: it's phony stuff in there, because there's a lot of
Speaker 7: phony stuff with that whole world.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's definitely in that file. He is in the
Speaker 4: Epstein files. He's already like, look, there's gonna be a
Speaker 4: lot of phony stuff in there, names, pictures, my DNA,
Speaker 4: you can't believe any of it. He's obviously not worried
Speaker 4: out protecting other people. I mean, this is the same
Speaker 4: guy who said Obama was born in Kenya and Ted
Speaker 4: Cruz's dad killed JFK. Okay, now, now all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: he's like, look, if you put some inaccurate information out there,
Speaker 4: it could really destroy someone's reputation. Okay, we need to
Speaker 4: air on the side of caution here. Besides, it doesn't
Speaker 4: even matter. You don't need to ask Trump to declassify
Speaker 4: anything he's He's just gotta leave it at.
Speaker 1: The buffet table at my alago.
Speaker 4: All right, let's move on to tech news, because the
Speaker 4: greatest website in the world is about to get even better.
Speaker 9: X the website formerly known as Twitter, is now embracing
Speaker 9: its new moniker in a way that we have not
Speaker 9: seen before, officially allowing X rated content on the site.
Speaker 9: As of today, users may share consentually produced and distributed
Speaker 9: adult nudity or sexual behavior. In other words, porn is
Speaker 9: now officially allowed on Twitter.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: Elon Musk is no longer the biggest ass on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Obviously Twitter had porn on it before this, but nobody
Speaker 4: looked at it because it was against the rules. Okay,
Speaker 4: and now we can guilt free. Basically, instead of fixing
Speaker 4: the porn problem, Elon just decided it's not a problem anymore.
Speaker 1: And I'm not hating.
Speaker 4: That's how I handle issues in my life too. I mean,
Speaker 4: those aren't bed bugs that my new roommates. So Elons
Speaker 4: surrendered and porn will be everywhere now and honestly, like
Speaker 4: who cares? Like the way Twitter is now Bukaki video
Speaker 4: would elevate the discourse. But if you think about the
Speaker 4: company as a whole, Twitter's trajectory, like the story of it.
Speaker 4: It's pretty wild when you think about it, like as
Speaker 4: a company. It started as a place where you could
Speaker 4: follow the news in real time, and now that pitch
Speaker 4: is Hey, do you love reading Nazi shit while jacking
Speaker 4: off and being called a slur? Or finally, that's a
Speaker 4: website for you. But let's move on to a story
Speaker 4: out in North Korea which has raised trash talk to
Speaker 4: a whole new level.
Speaker 6: South Korea is warning the public to watch out for
Speaker 6: objects falling from the sky after North Korea flew even
Speaker 6: more balloons with trash and filth over the border today, a.
Speaker 10: Thousand of the airborne waste deliveries floating into the country
Speaker 10: since last Tuesday, littering places with things like cigarette butts,
Speaker 10: paper and pieces of cloth.
Speaker 1: Look at this typical communist shit.
Speaker 4: All right, hey, North Korea, you don't stick trash in
Speaker 4: a balloon and floated over to your enemy. Okay, how
Speaker 4: about you joined the free world and put your trash
Speaker 4: in the ocean way belongs.
Speaker 1: It does show you how clean.
Speaker 4: South Korea is, though, because if Kim Joan flew trash
Speaker 4: into New York City, no one would even notice.
Speaker 1: Okay, this.
Speaker 4: Trash would land on trash that was already there, and
Speaker 4: we'd be like, oh great, the neighborhood garbage hall has
Speaker 4: a fancy balloon.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 4: Now, obviously everyone is pissed at North Korea for doing this,
Speaker 4: but to be fair, the South started it.
Speaker 12: Groups in South Korea and the South Korean government for
Speaker 12: years now have sent flash drives and deliveries via balloons
Speaker 12: with K dramas with K pop music attached to flash
Speaker 12: drives and sent them to North Korea as an example
Speaker 12: of like, hey, this is what life is like outside
Speaker 12: of North Korea. North Korea is now saying this is
Speaker 12: filth to us, so we're gonna send you filth back.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: South Korea is really getting the short end of a
Speaker 4: stick here. I mean, they got the best music and
Speaker 4: the best TV shows and they're sending it to North
Speaker 4: Korea in exchange for garbage.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a terrible deal.
Speaker 4: At least demand something North Korea is good at, like
Speaker 4: those videos where kids dance in perfect synchronizations so the
Speaker 4: parents don't get killed.
Speaker 1: But more on the trash fight. We go live to
Speaker 1: South Korea.
Speaker 4: We've senior Asia correspondent Desi light Ahzidzie.
Speaker 1: What's the situation over there?
Speaker 13: It's intense, Ronnie. No one knows when this track barrage
Speaker 13: will stop. Just moments ago, this landed mere inches from me.
Speaker 14: Look at this? Look at this, a half feet in
Speaker 14: hot dog? Disgusting. I mean, who doesn't finish their hot dog?
Speaker 4: Desie, Come on, you're supposed to be doing serious reporting here.
Speaker 1: That's gross.
Speaker 14: You're gross, Ronnie.
Speaker 13: Look as a journalist, it's my job to report on
Speaker 13: these important.
Speaker 14: International conflicts.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was like a direct hit.
Speaker 13: Oh I'm fine. As a seasoned war correspondent, I am prepared.
Speaker 13: I am prepared for anything.
Speaker 1: Are you sure, you ol kid? Because it looks like
Speaker 1: it's getting dangerous.
Speaker 14: Ronnie, what are you talking about? This is great.
Speaker 13: Kim Jong un is a nuclear armed madman, but now
Speaker 13: he's just tossing trash over the fence like some weird
Speaker 13: neighbor you write about on next Door. This is the
Speaker 13: best case scenario. In fact, this is the way every
Speaker 13: war should be fought. Usually frontlines are barren mud zones.
Speaker 13: But this just looks like a divorced dad's apartment.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, But isn't this at least bad for
Speaker 4: the environment.
Speaker 14: Isn't this bad for the in there? No? No, you
Speaker 14: know it's bad for the environment.
Speaker 13: Nuclear war, Okay, a trash war is much better. The
Speaker 13: closest thing I've seen to a biohazard here is a
Speaker 13: double loaded diaper. But it's much easier for America to
Speaker 13: support its allies in.
Speaker 14: A trash war. We don't have any money left, but.
Speaker 13: You know what, we do have a lot of garbage.
Speaker 13: We got everything, We got food, waste, plastics.
Speaker 14: All the artwork my kid makes in school. It's endless.
Speaker 13: I mean, do you know how many Amazon boxes I
Speaker 13: throw out every day? If trash is weapons, I'm basically raytheon.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, well, I guess a trash war sounds
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 13: Then, I mean, well, it's like a little irritating because
Speaker 13: you have to step in coffee grounds and old yogurt.
Speaker 14: But still it is way better. Okay, you know what done?
Speaker 14: Damn it?
Speaker 13: All right, we'll talk later. I have to go fill
Speaker 13: a diaper. So I can return fire.
Speaker 1: Good Daisy lighting.
Speaker 14: Everybody be safe, let me come back.
Speaker 1: We find out what the spelling bee is really about.
Speaker 4: But don't go away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 4: Last week was the big National Spelling Bee and spoiler
Speaker 4: Lot and Indian Kid won. But what if the spelling
Speaker 4: Bee isn't what it seems. That's the subject of a
Speaker 4: new installment of Project Conspiracy.
Speaker 15: Conspiracies or are they nowhere?
Speaker 14: Or is that exactly what they want.
Speaker 1: You to think?
Speaker 5: So that's where my wallet is.
Speaker 15: Well for every day there's a me.
Speaker 16: I'm Kevin Matthew kelp Follow me as I pull back
Speaker 16: the curtain to find the truth behind the curtain.
Speaker 15: This is Project Conspiracy.
Speaker 5: Spies.
Speaker 1: They're everywhere. He's a spy, She's a spy.
Speaker 14: That guy pretending to have a heart attack.
Speaker 5: Obvious spy.
Speaker 1: But where do these spies come from?
Speaker 5: And how were they recruited?
Speaker 17: What if I were to tell you there was a
Speaker 17: one hundred year old nationwide program that's been scouting potential
Speaker 17: spies for you guessed it, one hundred years.
Speaker 16: Spelling bees.
Speaker 15: Spelling bees are the perfect cover for finding the next
Speaker 15: generation of America's spooks. They're super smart, They stay cool
Speaker 15: under pressure, and they lack any social attachments because they're nerds.
Speaker 15: But most importantly, they can memorize impossibly long sequence of
Speaker 15: secret codes.
Speaker 14: E R POINT K.
Speaker 5: S A M M P.
Speaker 1: H I L E.
Speaker 5: Some of these aren't even letters.
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 16: C I A, FBI N S A.
Speaker 15: What do they all have in common?
Speaker 16: You can't say their names without spelling them coincidence?
Speaker 14: Please? Or should I say P L.
Speaker 1: E E Z E?
Speaker 16: This conspiracy is just too vast unravel. The Feds, the schools,
Speaker 16: Miriam Webster word, they're all in on it together. Know
Speaker 16: just where to find the time to see one of
Speaker 16: these recruiting events in action. Hi there, hello, one ticket
Speaker 16: to the spelling bee?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Whose parrot are you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just here to check out the children.
Speaker 15: Okay, not wrong, I'm here to expose these children.
Speaker 1: Security.
Speaker 18: Get back here, pervert.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing I'm horny four is the truth.
Speaker 16: Clearly the deep state isn't going to let me get
Speaker 16: too close. It's time to go undercover.
Speaker 14: Ye know, this whole spelling bee thing is a ruse. Right,
Speaker 14: nobody needs to know how to spell anymore.
Speaker 5: We've got autocorrect.
Speaker 17: Our next spellar is Kevin Matthew calthlan Ship Specter, go down.
Speaker 14: Your word is oxygen?
Speaker 1: Oxygen?
Speaker 14: Oh see.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 16: No, obviously I lost on purpose, so I can make
Speaker 16: it here to the comfort couch.
Speaker 19: The comfort couch is supposedly where kids recover from their
Speaker 19: public humiliation, but through my investigation, I realized this was
Speaker 19: where Intel operatives made their move, swooping into recruit.
Speaker 1: Kids at their most vulnerable moment. All I had to
Speaker 1: do was way.
Speaker 15: Sad kid over here crying all alone, wishing somebody would
Speaker 15: comfort me with a new identity and a mission in
Speaker 15: North Korea.
Speaker 5: Really nobody?
Speaker 17: Oh excuse me, late, what the fuck lady?
Speaker 1: How do you do it? How do you do it?
Speaker 16: I wasn't able to infiltrate this conspiracy, but clearly spelling
Speaker 16: bees are a bunch of spelling b s. So I've
Speaker 16: decided to take matters into my own hands. Good luck
Speaker 16: spelling anything now that I've bought every single dictionary on
Speaker 16: the internet.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, lesson pe seven.
Speaker 4: When we come back, Marlon Wayn will be joining me
Speaker 4: on the show, so don't go away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Dammy Show.
Speaker 4: My guest tonight is an actor and comedian who said
Speaker 4: our special is called good Grief. Please welcome Marlon Wayans.
Speaker 1: He you, thank you. The people love you, they do.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a little jealous of you right now.
Speaker 1: I want to rob you up that seat.
Speaker 4: Right with me.
Speaker 1: You are in the seat I know, and I know
Speaker 1: how it feels.
Speaker 11: And I miss me being over there and asking some
Speaker 11: idiots some.
Speaker 1: Questions over here. No, this is not There's so much
Speaker 1: power in yourself.
Speaker 4: The power of the name of here is completely Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's a big celebrity over here, and I'm just just
Speaker 4: you know, humble daily show host who has been watching
Speaker 4: your family since I was a kid in Malaysia.
Speaker 1: In Malaysia, Yeah.
Speaker 5: In Malaysia.
Speaker 11: Yeah, somebody wants some money.
Speaker 5: That's that we is only love for.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, I always uh have to conscidantly really hot
Speaker 4: to say Wayan's because in Malay whyanand brother, no, it
Speaker 4: means neple bit No, it means uh, it means.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 1: No, it means performance, it means performance. I go Wayn's.
Speaker 4: Wayn's is not not because it's just a language. That's
Speaker 4: why you need to have, you know, friends of every culture,
Speaker 4: because you never know what your name means.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 11: I went to Bali and I found out that and Wayne,
Speaker 11: it was all over the place. Yeah Wayne, And I
Speaker 11: was just like, I don't know how my name came about,
Speaker 11: but Wayne means older brother. So and then my grandma,
Speaker 11: I think she got high and our last name was Wayne,
Speaker 11: w A and E. I think she smoked some weeds.
Speaker 11: Like I like Wayan it's better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but speaking sticking out family.
Speaker 4: But this new special I watched, it's super funny, very touching,
Speaker 4: very very emotional. Someone would say, I don't know if
Speaker 4: you I don't spoil anything, but the opening to it
Speaker 4: already kind of gets you Wayne, because I don't know
Speaker 4: if how much I can.
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell amaz.
Speaker 11: So watch It's no it's.
Speaker 1: On today.
Speaker 11: And it's called Good I don't think they're gonna bootlegg it.
Speaker 1: It's on that.
Speaker 4: It's it's about it's called Good Grief, and it's about
Speaker 4: grief and in it you you it's I should clarify,
Speaker 4: it's super funny, but you talk about you dealing with
Speaker 4: the death of a lot of people, and uh what
Speaker 4: What really kind of drew me in right from the
Speaker 4: first second was the opening sequence you kind of play
Speaker 4: these voicemails.
Speaker 11: Yeah, my parents and me walking down the street, and
Speaker 11: I'm walking through all the places that I grew up
Speaker 11: around New York and where they grew up in Harlem,
Speaker 11: and you know, all because I it was I want
Speaker 11: the audience to kind of know, get an introduction and
Speaker 11: an investment into the people, into the voices of my
Speaker 11: mom and my dad and what kind of what I
Speaker 11: experienced with them. So it's not just like I wonder
Speaker 11: how they were.
Speaker 1: You get a little slice of it.
Speaker 4: Right, And did you were you worried that that'd be
Speaker 4: too much of a bummer.
Speaker 11: No, then I knew I had to follow myself. Then then,
Speaker 11: you know, you got to be really funny so that
Speaker 11: I like the added pressure, you know what I mean,
Speaker 11: it'd be sad if I couldn't overcome it.
Speaker 1: Comedy wasn't hot enough. You got to stock the deck
Speaker 1: against yourself with the should have stopped at the beginning.
Speaker 4: No, it's very touching because I'm not sure if it's clear,
Speaker 4: but you know, your parents passed away. Now you play
Speaker 4: the voicemail, and I think people who have had parents
Speaker 4: pass away, they as soon as you play it, you
Speaker 4: know it's already Oh man, like it really just but
Speaker 4: that's really get.
Speaker 1: You in the mood for laughing and comedy.
Speaker 4: Dead parents void last words to your son, and they're
Speaker 4: all touching. I'm like, I'm already there, like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is the funniest thing I've.
Speaker 11: Ever seen in my life. I was just like, clean,
Speaker 11: it's not true. That's when you know it's funny. When
Speaker 11: you could take something that's not supposed to be something funny,
Speaker 11: something that is painful, something that look at our news,
Speaker 11: look with the daily shows every day, you take some
Speaker 11: thing that is tragic politics, and you completely it was
Speaker 11: funny about it.
Speaker 1: That's very Yeah, that's a very noble pursuit.
Speaker 4: And yeah, because I'm I'm a I'm an aspiring comic myself,
Speaker 4: and I just wonder, I just wondered, like when you
Speaker 4: do comedy specials, you know, you've you've been in this
Speaker 4: industry for so long now, you know you've seen so many.
Speaker 4: You know, you've got decades, if not centuries on me
Speaker 4: in life, and and you know, and you're just so old,
Speaker 4: even if you don't look at that, but you've seen
Speaker 4: so many. You know, you've seen streaming services, you've seen
Speaker 4: cable TV, you've seen specials.
Speaker 11: Seen cell phones, You've.
Speaker 1: Seen when they had to do the shadow.
Speaker 5: I'm so tad you young bitches O.
Speaker 4: You got his years on me, but like you've seen
Speaker 4: some of my specials, and I guess, like my question
Speaker 4: is like when you if a young comic was coming
Speaker 4: to you asking you about comedy specials, is there something
Speaker 4: you would tell them what not to do with a
Speaker 4: comedy special?
Speaker 1: You know how don't A, don't rush b.
Speaker 11: Wait until you have like enough time under your belt
Speaker 11: that you understand your point of view. It's only special.
Speaker 11: I think when you start digging into pain and it's
Speaker 11: okay to drop one or two, but then three, four, five,
Speaker 11: and six and you as you go down the road,
Speaker 11: I think it's more important. Not because comedians want to
Speaker 11: talk about the world. They want to talk about sports,
Speaker 11: they want to talk about pop culture, they want to
Speaker 11: talk about politics. I think the best comedians talk about
Speaker 11: themselves and talk about their pain, and they go, what's
Speaker 11: funny about this? And they're vulnerable, and I think that's
Speaker 11: more healing and funnier and lasts long longer than anything
Speaker 11: that is in pop culture than yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no's That's that's why it's one it's almost like
Speaker 4: you you you get to a place of comedy that
Speaker 4: you get so good at comedy you can talk about
Speaker 4: pain now instead of just trying to.
Speaker 11: Because it's more therapy, right, It's deeper than just a
Speaker 11: bunch of jokes.
Speaker 1: It's easy to tell your for.
Speaker 11: Like sixty minutes, but it's hard to have a sixty
Speaker 11: minute therapy session that hasn't alixor for the audience to
Speaker 11: come away and go, wow, that really helped my life.
Speaker 11: It's one thing to change their mood, that's what we
Speaker 11: do in comedy. But if you give them a little
Speaker 11: nugget that helps change their life and you know, help
Speaker 11: them stay out of two hundred and fifty dollars therapy
Speaker 11: sessions like I did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then then you did something all right?
Speaker 4: And I mean in your special you you kind of
Speaker 4: joke about celebrities, and we you know, I also joke
Speaker 4: about celebrities. But I think the difference between you and
Speaker 4: me is that you're famous enough to actually know these people.
Speaker 4: So when you kind of basically I don't want to
Speaker 4: butcher the joke, but when you when you talk about
Speaker 4: shack and you're sitting on shack, you got to go
Speaker 4: to this guy's birthday party afterwards.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I may skip that, but here I only talk
Speaker 11: about people that either I know I could be like
Speaker 11: Kevin Hart, Oh.
Speaker 1: That's a next special go out.
Speaker 11: Him, or people that I know can't catch me.
Speaker 1: Check his knees is bad. He can barely catch Chewns Barkley.
Speaker 14: He don't want none of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm staying out of this clip.
Speaker 11: This is.
Speaker 4: And And you know, I was saying earlier that I've
Speaker 4: been watching your family kind of on TV in Malaysia
Speaker 4: for so long. Now he's on It's such an entertainment family.
Speaker 4: And one of my good friends were with JUNR. He
Speaker 4: speaks very highly of you, and he always said, yeah,
Speaker 4: and your family is so sprawling and there's a lot
Speaker 4: of people in entertainment. And Roy would tell me, like,
Speaker 4: you don't understand how the Wayam's role.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 4: They don't go neipple, baby, they go. You gotta prove
Speaker 4: it yourself.
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of work. Yeah.
Speaker 11: So, I mean the amount of work that Keenan and
Speaker 11: put me and Sean and Damon put me and Sean
Speaker 11: through was crazy, because you can't just show up like
Speaker 11: I'm a wayAnd no, you show up and you're going
Speaker 11: to be people gonna have these high expectations of you.
Speaker 11: So now we had to go through this rigorous training
Speaker 11: before we did Don't Be a Minutes hou Forest movie.
Speaker 11: My brother Keingan made us write twenty six drafts of
Speaker 11: the movie before we even started filming, and we didn't
Speaker 11: understand why. And then we did the movie and the
Speaker 11: director messed the movie up, so they gave us money
Speaker 11: to film for seven days a whole new movie. So
Speaker 11: my brother looks at us and.
Speaker 1: Go, Okay, what movie you're gonna write now?
Speaker 11: We was like, what, we have no more to do?
Speaker 11: And he was like, he made us go through it.
Speaker 11: And because we went through those twenty six drafts, we
Speaker 11: were prepared to write that whole next draft that became
Speaker 11: Don't Be a Minist. So everything is training because you
Speaker 11: don't want to fail and when you get these opportunities,
Speaker 11: because if you fail, it's gonna take so long to
Speaker 11: get back here, So we make sure before we send
Speaker 11: you out there that you're preparing.
Speaker 1: So how do I join this family?
Speaker 4: Because this sounds like Korean boy dad training groups where
Speaker 4: he got people and wherever trained to be weigh ins
Speaker 4: that like all loaded.
Speaker 1: Up already, like you should be doing MASI something.
Speaker 5: I like the Korean boy band.
Speaker 1: The Korean boy bands, they trained super hard. Well okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm happy you.
Speaker 11: Want to do comic. You just just joined the Korean
Speaker 11: boy band.
Speaker 1: And ship right there.
Speaker 4: That's that's it, dude. Those guys are literally like they
Speaker 4: trained like the military. Really. Yeah, the Korean boy bands,
Speaker 4: they trained like you can't. You know, they got to
Speaker 4: keep the body shape. They got to every day they're practicing,
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 11: Maybe maybe there are wings.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm very happy to be the first
Speaker 4: Asian person you've ever spoken to.
Speaker 1: So it's uh uh, it's a real for me. Thank
Speaker 1: you for giving me your time. Yeah, I really appreciate it.
Speaker 11: But legend, man, I have a tour I'm dropping. I'm
Speaker 11: going on tour in September. New tour, Newman's It's called Skittles.
Speaker 11: Uh tickens June fourteenth on my website, uh vallin Wayne's
Speaker 11: official and uh good Grief on Amazon right now, yeah, everybody.
Speaker 4: As everybody, We're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after death. That's all show for tonight.
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