Speaker 1: Start up, start Up Brooklyn. By start Up Brooklyn buys data,
Speaker 1: they make it noise data dot up. Episode one one,
Speaker 1: one on one. It's a palindrome. It is. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a college course, like math. One on one. Yeah, basics,
Speaker 1: back to the basics, Brooklyn boys. It's the it's the
Speaker 1: next century of of episodes. Yeah, with our second hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited that big party we threw for episode
Speaker 1: one hundred, the live broadcast slices that were there, Lady
Speaker 1: Dagas showing up, I mean that was crazy, could not imagine.
Speaker 1: And they gave everyone free dessert and a hundred dollar bill. Amazing,
Speaker 1: I mean, to give it out, they're just passing out
Speaker 1: free money. If you couldn't have been there with us,
Speaker 1: sorry you missed the party, but it was we had
Speaker 1: like what four hundred slices for I have to showed
Speaker 1: up on now. Okay, we still don't know which listener
Speaker 1: sent the strippers. Yeah, if that was you, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: tweet us let us know. Thank you. Yeah, we appreciate
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry you couldn't make it because obviously if
Speaker 1: you were there, you would have said, hey, I said
Speaker 1: the strippers. But yeah, I think maybe the card got lost.
Speaker 1: A great party, Thank you guys. I still have a
Speaker 1: hangover from it. I don't know about you. Wow, you
Speaker 1: saw me pounding the diet CoA like no one's business
Speaker 1: and then somehow, uh a case of grape soda ended
Speaker 1: up in your car right we go trunk. It said
Speaker 1: we're good. On it said we were good, were good.
Speaker 1: Oh man, man, what a day. So um, we got
Speaker 1: some texts coming in saying looking forward to my uh
Speaker 1: my trip home on the turnpike from B and S
Speaker 1: slash S and B. The last few fifteen minute morning
Speaker 1: shows were really tough on scary, so I hope he
Speaker 1: gets a little reprief Today that's s Marrio code two
Speaker 1: oh one, interesting, tough on skier. Today's was tough on
Speaker 1: you to now you tried to throw all of us
Speaker 1: under the bus and you got busted for it. I
Speaker 1: feel like we all do a little bit of what
Speaker 1: we were talking about on that. Okay, so we had
Speaker 1: someone from corporate in. Okay, we've all done this in life.
Speaker 1: Don't even tell me you didn't hold on you. If
Speaker 1: you want listening to our podcast slices, you can pause
Speaker 1: this go listen to the fifteen minute morning show from
Speaker 1: today and then come back. I like that we won't
Speaker 1: get credit for a double listening right unless you redo
Speaker 1: the podcast the next day, and that because it's once
Speaker 1: per day that we can get a listen for. However,
Speaker 1: the gist of it is, and it was really funny,
Speaker 1: definitely listen to the fifty miute morning show today. The
Speaker 1: gist of it is, we had someone from corporate here
Speaker 1: with a clipboard that we're asking a lot of questions
Speaker 1: about what we need to improve in the computer system
Speaker 1: and the phone system. But straight and eight from our show,
Speaker 1: our other executive producer, he thought they were um an
Speaker 1: efficiency expert because they were here asking a lot of
Speaker 1: questions like who can we fire? Who can we cut?
Speaker 1: Which I don't even know this in how he got
Speaker 1: that in his brain because because I was given an
Speaker 1: email and said, no, this person just wants to learn
Speaker 1: the systems and originally and they just want to make
Speaker 1: things better for it. But they never tell you it's
Speaker 1: an efficiency expert. It's like secret shoppers and restaurants. They
Speaker 1: never tell you the secret shoppers. So you're you mean
Speaker 1: to tell me there are companies out there that send
Speaker 1: efficiency experts disguised as Hey, so I want to make
Speaker 1: your life easier. We're gonna be updating all these computer
Speaker 1: systems we have in place. And they are like people
Speaker 1: who like go into restaurants and their food critics. Same
Speaker 1: thing when I used to manage a Starbucks back in
Speaker 1: the day. So they have ulterior motives. These people. There
Speaker 1: were secret shoppers that were hired by our company to
Speaker 1: come in. You'd get wind of it, like because so
Speaker 1: you get wind of it, and what you would do
Speaker 1: is you would like trying to figure out who the
Speaker 1: secret shopper wasn't be extra nice even though you were
Speaker 1: trying to be extras to everybody. And then we found
Speaker 1: out that the corporate people used to tell us that,
Speaker 1: so it would be on our toes and there was
Speaker 1: never anybody there. My favorite example, it's like wait for Guffman, No,
Speaker 1: it's undercover Boss, it's uncovered Balls, waiting for the movie,
Speaker 1: Waiting for Guffman because they thought a famous Broadway critic
Speaker 1: was coming to review their play and then he's never coming,
Speaker 1: you know. Uh. Several years ago we had an event.
Speaker 1: It was one of our famous meat markets and it
Speaker 1: was at Webster Hall and uh, this kid worked in
Speaker 1: our promotions team. And great story, guys, he uh, because
Speaker 1: you just this is a job was to give out samples,
Speaker 1: samples of toothpaste and hey, hey, here's a little tooth
Speaker 1: like the little trial size in the men's bathroom. And
Speaker 1: with any job, if you've ever had a job as
Speaker 1: a kid, handing out flyers for a rap album or
Speaker 1: for a neighborhood something, you hand off flyers. But when
Speaker 1: you work in the radio hold you hand off flyers.
Speaker 1: Though there were people that would throw them all in
Speaker 1: a dumpster because you had to give them all out. Right.
Speaker 1: But here's here's the worst part of this. He was
Speaker 1: told to get rid of the samples. But it was
Speaker 1: in a bathroom. You want to talk about out you
Speaker 1: really really um like paying your dues in this industry, right,
Speaker 1: You're normally these radio promotions people, they go out there
Speaker 1: outside the stadium, concert store, even a shopping mall, whatever,
Speaker 1: the boardwalk by a beach, ye hanging out. But this,
Speaker 1: this task was for this one guy to stand in
Speaker 1: the men's bath at a morning show event at our
Speaker 1: meat market. I say I said it before and just
Speaker 1: pass out toothpaste. Sam. It was like awkward fresh or something,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't matter. Whatever it was, it wasn't. It
Speaker 1: was told to empty the bin and get get rid
Speaker 1: of them. Now between the stink of a men's bathroom
Speaker 1: and you're missing the freaking party and the drinking outside,
Speaker 1: this guy's like, fuck this, I'm gonna try and like
Speaker 1: give out as much as I can. So some guy
Speaker 1: comes out of the bathroom stall to expect taking a dump,
Speaker 1: and he walks over to the kid and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: what you got there? I said, Oh, these are Aquafresh samples.
Speaker 1: I just have to hand out all this ship right now,
Speaker 1: I was saying Aquafresh because it's not the brand, but
Speaker 1: have to hand out Yeah, I don't know. I just gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I don't know, I gotta get rid of
Speaker 1: this ship. And he goes, oh really, and he hands
Speaker 1: them the entire like handful of as many twos and
Speaker 1: he's called referred to it as ship because you have
Speaker 1: to sit here sticking smell in his bathroom, and then
Speaker 1: the guy walks out. Wouldn't you know that guy was
Speaker 1: the CEO of Aquafresh, right, but I wouldn't you know what?
Speaker 1: That kid was fired two days later. The next note
Speaker 1: the next day, well, whatever the day was. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: it was like instant firing, right, you want to be
Speaker 1: you want to talk about putting your foot in your mouth?
Speaker 1: Like what the fund did? I just do? I just
Speaker 1: keep in mind Aquafresh had paid a lot of money
Speaker 1: to be again, it wasn't Aqua Fresh, so we can
Speaker 1: get Aqua Fresh had paid a lot of money to
Speaker 1: be included in the event. Right, So the CEO went
Speaker 1: under trusted us to do a good job handing out there.
Speaker 1: But I was slick of the CEO to you all
Speaker 1: undercover boss, like hey there, now this is like fifteen
Speaker 1: years ago, but we know the guy, we've seen him recently,
Speaker 1: and he tells the story differently. There's a guy or not.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it was five no idea, but
Speaker 1: if we know why he was fired, because everybody who's
Speaker 1: involved knows what he said. So yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, that that would be bad, That would
Speaker 1: be awful. My point was we were talking about you
Speaker 1: never know who you're dealing with. You should go through
Speaker 1: life doing your best job doing and you got ripped
Speaker 1: because you're overdoing it in front of this person. Well,
Speaker 1: because I didn't know who I was dealing with at
Speaker 1: this point. At this point, I'm like, maybe these people
Speaker 1: are taking notes to see who they can cut from
Speaker 1: around here, but it's not gonna be because you do it.
Speaker 1: Don't do anything. At ten minutes to the show being over,
Speaker 1: I know, but a lot. Let's face it. You know,
Speaker 1: we've had a lot of people leave over the last
Speaker 1: couple of years. By the way, none of those were
Speaker 1: because of financial cuts. There were people who were leaving
Speaker 1: because they wanted to leave. Listen, our company went public recently.
Speaker 1: You don't know if there's a beam count. And since
Speaker 1: counter sitting there to being like, you know what, we
Speaker 1: need to trim the fat a little bit more, right,
Speaker 1: tim a fact, but that's not gonna happen. This show
Speaker 1: is successful, the shows, but I was worried at that night.
Speaker 1: It's a fight or flight. You think a clipboard woman
Speaker 1: is gonna recommend a fire, you don't know. So on
Speaker 1: the second half of Brodian series, I started, fuck you
Speaker 1: So I started I started pressing buttons. I started getting
Speaker 1: in there like yeah, yeah, you look like you're doing research.
Speaker 1: I'm wiping the sweat off. I was writing jokes to nobody.
Speaker 1: The show was over. I was pressing all these buttons.
Speaker 1: I was. I was rocking the reels, as they say,
Speaker 1: I was doing that thing with the route to try
Speaker 1: and pretend like I had to cue something up when
Speaker 1: I really didn't. But the point is I had to
Speaker 1: get in there. So I talked about this on the
Speaker 1: fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast and then they railed me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then your defense was Elvis does it too. Then
Speaker 1: Elvis walked in and he ripped you. I used the
Speaker 1: example of the teacher being observed by the principle. Let's
Speaker 1: let's take it back to when we were we know,
Speaker 1: in elementary school wherever we were. You remember those days
Speaker 1: where the principle would come in with a notebook it's
Speaker 1: in the back of the room and observed the lesson plan.
Speaker 1: That was the only time the teacher had a formal
Speaker 1: lesson play with real structure, super engaged to the class.
Speaker 1: They were nice, extra nice. So we all do it
Speaker 1: in life. I'm sure you have a job that that
Speaker 1: that you do that at and you've impressed somebody else.
Speaker 1: So uh. There was a guy, his name is Kevin.
Speaker 1: That's why it doesn't matter. His last name was. The
Speaker 1: real name is Kevin, And I used to work at
Speaker 1: Old Navy Um the big store in Chelsea, which when
Speaker 1: I worked there was the biggest store in GAP Inc.
Speaker 1: Because Gap owns Old Navy ban Republican Gap. It was
Speaker 1: the busiest store in the entire company, so it made
Speaker 1: more money than any Gap, any Old Navy. It was
Speaker 1: constantly scrutinized, constantly scrutinized, so I was there when it opened.
Speaker 1: I was part of the opening management team. So the
Speaker 1: corporate types, the regional vice presidents, the regional people were
Speaker 1: always there. Well Kevin. I liked Kevin. I got along
Speaker 1: with him. Everyone was scared of Kevin. You know me.
Speaker 1: I talked to everybody. I'm like, hey, what's up Kevin.
Speaker 1: People like hello, hello, Mrs and so, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you just want to talk to him, Yeah, because he's
Speaker 1: a guy with a job. It's it. I never was
Speaker 1: intimidated by upper management. But people would like, say, hey,
Speaker 1: Kevin's coming to visit tomorrow, so we would stay like
Speaker 1: three hours later the night before, making sure the store
Speaker 1: is perfect. Or if we knew he was coming in
Speaker 1: the afternoon, they would put extra people on right for
Speaker 1: to make sure the store look good, but then send
Speaker 1: them all home so he wouldn't think we were blowing payroll,
Speaker 1: and so then we would like send people home after
Speaker 1: they get the store looking good. They would do everything
Speaker 1: to make sure when Kevin walked in, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, I would say sixty percent of the time
Speaker 1: at least Kevin never showed up. He knew if the
Speaker 1: rumor was that Kevin was showing up, that was enough.
Speaker 1: Like our general manager, the regional manager, there we go.
Speaker 1: You know, Kevin's gonna be in town this weekend, and
Speaker 1: he's gonna be and he wouldn't come, but they would
Speaker 1: tell you he's coming, and you'd bust your ass to
Speaker 1: get the store in shape. We probably wasted tens of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars on labor. Not me. It wasn't my decision, uh,
Speaker 1: to have people come in stay late to make sure
Speaker 1: the store was perfect. You know what the store is, man,
Speaker 1: it's a factory. You're selling stuff old Navy. It's a
Speaker 1: discount gap. I mean, I'm generalizing. It is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's it's a I'm not gonna explain the differences, but
Speaker 1: there are very obvious differences in capital Navy clothing, UH,
Speaker 1: in terms of the sewing and the difference in sizes.
Speaker 1: Did you know that, I'll give you that much. So
Speaker 1: when you go to GAP and you buy a size
Speaker 1: dirty four pant and you go to another size thirty
Speaker 1: four pant, there's usually very little difference. But an Old
Speaker 1: Navy there's more of a difference because the quality control
Speaker 1: is not the same. The stitching is and it's not
Speaker 1: double stitched, single stitched. The the T shirts are little
Speaker 1: thinner than the T shirts a GAP. Old Navy T
Speaker 1: shirts are a little thicker. I'm sorry, you've been at
Speaker 1: a Republic. So it's it's a quality thing, right, So
Speaker 1: when you got Old Navy, you expect, I'm going to
Speaker 1: a less expensive version of the GAP. The tables will
Speaker 1: be a little messier, right, the genes won't be folded
Speaker 1: as perfectly. But we were running a store that had
Speaker 1: to look like a Republic even though it was an
Speaker 1: Old Navy, and said, why the spotlight was on. Corporate
Speaker 1: was there, celebrities were shopping there. This is mid nineties,
Speaker 1: it's a long time ago, but it was a big deal.
Speaker 1: So when you knew a corporate guy was coming, yeah,
Speaker 1: we we definitely like stepped it up. But I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: most of the time they don't shop, they don't. Did
Speaker 1: Kevin ever reprimand you for doing something wrong? You're always
Speaker 1: the role model employee? Um no, I uh, I got
Speaker 1: reprimanded for being too hot headed sometimes really like we
Speaker 1: were the first store and Gap and you'd bust people around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't see that. So I can't see that. I
Speaker 1: don't see that quality in you. Okay, So you know
Speaker 1: those headsets they wear. The walkie talking is the headsets
Speaker 1: when the microphone it comes on your mouth. We were
Speaker 1: the first team of managers in Gap Inc. To ever
Speaker 1: use those, probably the first retail store to ever use. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you would walkie talkie stuff and we're like, hey
Speaker 1: I need a size thirty two thirty whatever from the
Speaker 1: stock room, or like hey I need somebody over and denhim.
Speaker 1: So did you ever have code words for people? Oh,
Speaker 1: for crooks? Yeah, he would say, I just think someone
Speaker 1: think that's gone on the floor over by the so
Speaker 1: and so the light bulb is out, light bulb is
Speaker 1: out or chewing gum. Was like, hey, we gotta despicious situation.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I didn't get in trouble with yelling at
Speaker 1: people necessarily. I did yell at somebody once, I was like,
Speaker 1: I said something like this. I yelled, like, but somebody
Speaker 1: better goddamn answ on the something like that, you know,
Speaker 1: because you can't get in the nineties. Yeah, you please
Speaker 1: to do whatever you want the nineties. Come on. No,
Speaker 1: But I did I tell you why I did get
Speaker 1: in trouble. I would make jokes. I would make that's
Speaker 1: what she said, kind of jokes. Would you know inappropriate
Speaker 1: that that could be a workplace harassment if you think
Speaker 1: about it, Yeah, it could be inappropriate like sexual Like
Speaker 1: you hear one of the other managers going, I'm pulling
Speaker 1: two of the two of the girls out of jeans,
Speaker 1: and they go, oh, I gotta see that, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's like that, But that's what that's right, deck Like,
Speaker 1: I would make jokes and are like they were, like, David,
Speaker 1: that's what I would here from Like the GM if
Speaker 1: the general manager was working that shift, I would make
Speaker 1: a joke and I, uh, David, that meant like, stop
Speaker 1: making the jokes. I would get in trouble because this
Speaker 1: is who I am. But if I did it in
Speaker 1: a real job. I told the story about that as
Speaker 1: a manager of a story, I have to tell you
Speaker 1: I'm a really good manager. I'm really good at my staff.
Speaker 1: I train people really well. I'm great with customers. I
Speaker 1: make them laugh, maintaining I'm very polite. Um, I'm I'm articulate.
Speaker 1: I'd like to think I'm really good at hand at
Speaker 1: solving customer problems because I'm the king of customer problems.
Speaker 1: If I mean, you don't correct customer grammar and that
Speaker 1: doesn't know. But uh, I tend to try to infuse
Speaker 1: humor and at the time it's appropriate and ten percent
Speaker 1: at the time it is not. But I still do
Speaker 1: it because that's why I don't work in retail anymore restaurants.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you have to find your niche. Man, sometimes
Speaker 1: your niches obvious that the nitch is not your niche.
Speaker 1: So I made money, I got promoted, I got good jobs.
Speaker 1: I got you know, being a manager in the biggest
Speaker 1: store in the company was a big deal. But I
Speaker 1: still want to make jokes on the headset over there.
Speaker 1: I don't put I'm pretending to the efficiency experts. Experts, Okay,
Speaker 1: I told, okay, let me just go down the menu
Speaker 1: of a couple of things that we want to today,
Speaker 1: and then you can get mad when we don't get
Speaker 1: to everything perfect. I wanted to update a little bit
Speaker 1: on the Monopoly game we got. If you listen, of
Speaker 1: course you listen to that episode. I'm still blown away
Speaker 1: by that. So we showed everyone in the morning show
Speaker 1: today kind of in a braggadocious way. Hey, look at
Speaker 1: the game we got from our listeners. Anybody here get
Speaker 1: a game for their podcast? Know? Okay? A bed bath
Speaker 1: and beyond fight on iTunes review. I have a problem
Speaker 1: with two iTunes reviews. I got a bone to pick
Speaker 1: with you, scary what else is new? When do you
Speaker 1: not have a bone to pick with me? You and
Speaker 1: I both have a bone to pick with people who
Speaker 1: are cheating on our morning show. Cheating? How do you
Speaker 1: want to get to that now? Kind of a kind
Speaker 1: of cheating? All right, well, listen, it's no secret that
Speaker 1: Greg t left Elvi Strand in the Morning show and
Speaker 1: is now doing a morning show down the hall. We
Speaker 1: love him. We want nothing but success for him. But
Speaker 1: more than that, we want nothing but success for ourselves. Right,
Speaker 1: and so this is this is becoming a problem in
Speaker 1: the mind. Now again, you don't have to go run
Speaker 1: back and tell anybody, because we this is you're going
Speaker 1: to miss the point if you do that. The point is,
Speaker 1: as much as we want him to succeed, which we do,
Speaker 1: the Jersey kid, I'd rather him suck. Well. I know,
Speaker 1: as listeners, you want like, Okay, let's say you're a
Speaker 1: fan of the Yankees. Right, I'm not, but let's see
Speaker 1: you a fan of the Yankees. When a guy gets traded,
Speaker 1: you may still be a fan of his and the
Speaker 1: Yankees may still be friends with that guy, but the
Speaker 1: Yankees are not going to root for that other team
Speaker 1: to beat them, right, Right, you can go beat other people.
Speaker 1: I like the girlfriend boyfriend analogy right really really drives
Speaker 1: it home to the point. Okay, if your girlfriend breaks
Speaker 1: up with you and you wanted to do well in life,
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't hate her, but you don't want
Speaker 1: people telling you, hey, I saw with a hot guy today.
Speaker 1: Hey I saw she's with a better looking guy than you,
Speaker 1: or she seems like she's really happy now that she
Speaker 1: broke up with you. We're married and I'm I'm sucking
Speaker 1: this woman right over here, and she's almost as good
Speaker 1: as you. But right, So the point being people analogies
Speaker 1: to the same people are texting us like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: listening to Greg t he sounds great. Well again, how
Speaker 1: would you know that if you unless you're cheating on us, like,
Speaker 1: oh I flipped over doing commercial. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know that you came back in time. Maybe
Speaker 1: you missed the first minute or two coming back. So again,
Speaker 1: we aren't scary, and eye are not saying don't go
Speaker 1: listen because you should's great. We want him to succeed,
Speaker 1: as call host Caroline is a friend, she's on our show.
Speaker 1: We want them to do really well. But I don't
Speaker 1: think this morning show wants updates on everything he's doing,
Speaker 1: because we got a show to do. For that reason
Speaker 1: and for we don't want to know that you're cheating
Speaker 1: on us. Right, someone text great, he's killing it, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I'm happy. I listened to his podcast afterwards
Speaker 1: because they put the whole show up on a on
Speaker 1: my heart. I listened to it yesterday. I thought he
Speaker 1: sounded great, not as good as us the Elvia Strand
Speaker 1: Morning Jump, but fantastic. Oh no, listen. So my point
Speaker 1: is it's weird when people text. The whole point of
Speaker 1: this was it's weird when you go, hey, we're cheating
Speaker 1: on you and letting you know we like what we're
Speaker 1: hearing when we're cheating on you. Hey, I slept with
Speaker 1: this other girl. I gotta tell you, honey, she's good
Speaker 1: at something. She's good. Yeah, my wife wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: know that. Hey, she does the thing with her tongue.
Speaker 1: Do you don't do? She's great? We go. We got
Speaker 1: a text Brooklyn Boys recording with seven question marks. What up?
Speaker 1: It's Marissia from Connecticut and I'm working right now. Can't
Speaker 1: wait to hear this week's episode. Looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: It's Aria code six. Oh, who's this? This is Miguel. Hey, Miguel,
Speaker 1: where are you? What part of Pennsylvania? Philly? I'm pump Philly,
Speaker 1: but I live in Punksy. You guys gave me a
Speaker 1: shoutout for my birthday before. Oh look how lucky you
Speaker 1: are we and that we shouted you out and you're
Speaker 1: calling right now. We're calling you. Yeah, we're calling you
Speaker 1: because we're bringing back the birthday list. Don't We are not?
Speaker 1: All these episodes? We are not. That was what we
Speaker 1: wanted to announce today. Not going to do it. Episode
Speaker 1: one on one will be a new beginning for the
Speaker 1: Brooken Boys as the Scary Jones birthday list. Every every
Speaker 1: not gonna happen. So, so what are you doing today
Speaker 1: besides texting us? I'm at work. I'm on light duty.
Speaker 1: I'm an MT, but I'm on light duty because I
Speaker 1: hurt myself, So I'm doing desk work. Hey minute, Why
Speaker 1: would I trust you as an e m T if
Speaker 1: you hurt yourself and you can't go to work when
Speaker 1: I hurt myself? Oh so did you have to call
Speaker 1: an e MT? Probably just took a light duty before.
Speaker 1: By the way, before podcast. That doesn't do me a favor.
Speaker 1: Give me a word only a real e m T
Speaker 1: would know the meaning of. Uh, frequent flyer? I guess,
Speaker 1: frequent flyer? What does that mean? So Nate just walked
Speaker 1: in Nate, Nate was a former e m T. He
Speaker 1: doesn't was a floor. He is a former intern. Uh, Rather,
Speaker 1: so what does frequent flyer Meanate? Frequent flyer is typically
Speaker 1: an older person that calls every day when there's really
Speaker 1: nothing wrong and they just want attention. And you've probably
Speaker 1: seen them a hundred times, you probably know them all
Speaker 1: by name, right, I'm sorry with who am I talking to?
Speaker 1: Miguel Miguel Miguel Miguel you probably know about Tanaum by name, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: right now, Miguel, be honest, how many of you have
Speaker 1: you gone to pick up with the ambulance. You're like
Speaker 1: frequent flyer and then they die because you think they're
Speaker 1: frequent flyer. What percentage? Well, no, we don't, we don't.
Speaker 1: We treat every call the same way. We respond every
Speaker 1: call the same way. Even if it's a frequent flyer
Speaker 1: that says he fell, he might have fell and had
Speaker 1: a stroke, you know, And so you don't say, oh,
Speaker 1: we're on to your scam and walk out. You don't
Speaker 1: do that. No, no, no, no, no no. We treat
Speaker 1: everybody the same. We do all the same stuff. We
Speaker 1: have protocols and we follow. How often are they naked? Um?
Speaker 1: Usually not old people. It's like naked, especially in nursing homes.
Speaker 1: You walk in and there just standing there naked, lay
Speaker 1: on the floor. Nate said, not frequently. You know a
Speaker 1: lot of times the frequent flyers we would get, their
Speaker 1: bags would already be packed. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw that, Miguel, but like they'd be sitting there waiting
Speaker 1: like okay, they're different kind of they're different kind of
Speaker 1: frequent flyers, Like if you go to a nursing home
Speaker 1: frequent flyer, they're they're one kind. And then if you
Speaker 1: go to a frequent flyer that goes to the city
Speaker 1: and has all their bags packed and essentially move them
Speaker 1: from one room to another room. Wow, ok by this
Speaker 1: because you know, I never get out of my radio
Speaker 1: bubble all these years. This is all I did. I
Speaker 1: never got out there and saw what other people do
Speaker 1: for a living. Nice I want to be. You know
Speaker 1: what if I think I would be a great MT
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about I'm sure. I'm sure you could do
Speaker 1: some kind of right along in New York. Okay, you
Speaker 1: we all everybody here knows that it's scary. Went to
Speaker 1: somebody's house and before he left that put him in
Speaker 1: the ambulance. He go, hey, before we leave, you got
Speaker 1: any snacks? Yeah? I would actually check out there reach Yeah, like, hey, Grandma,
Speaker 1: you got any cookies? I got I got one for you.
Speaker 1: Miguel vix vapor rub. What are you using for? Oh?
Speaker 1: I know that going to a smelly house? Yeah? Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: you put it out of your nose. I knew that
Speaker 1: because my father was a police officer. He had the
Speaker 1: same thing it's some of those houses smells so bad,
Speaker 1: so you put the bigs vapor rub on your nose.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're sitting at her own feces. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: just imagine. So I had a guy one time we
Speaker 1: had to use that on our nose. He called us
Speaker 1: to just to shift him in his coiner. He was
Speaker 1: obese person and he just said, oh, I just need
Speaker 1: to shift from this side to the other side. We
Speaker 1: looked at him up and he had week's worth of
Speaker 1: two under there. Yeah, so you said shift or ship. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, Miguel J. Christ what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I thought you laughed? Brooklyn boys, scary get the song
Speaker 1: writ Brooklyn boys. What's up? Brooklyn? We just we just
Speaker 1: talked about you. Brooklyn. What's that You're interrupting a phone call?
Speaker 1: So listen, I'm sorry, I got I hate to say
Speaker 1: I'm glad you here because I'm not, but my bladder
Speaker 1: isn't trainer. I want to tell you we were just
Speaker 1: talking about you because people are gonna hear what we
Speaker 1: said and go tell you. So now we're gonna save
Speaker 1: the trouble what you guys say. We said. We don't
Speaker 1: understand why people text our show in the morning that
Speaker 1: you sound great. Why we don't want to know? What
Speaker 1: do we care anymore? You actually have a good points.
Speaker 1: They're telling us, Hey, we're cheating on you. We're listening
Speaker 1: to great take. I will say that we're having a
Speaker 1: good time over there. No, I watched the videos. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know how because you said so. I heard
Speaker 1: the first break you did this morning, and uh, first
Speaker 1: of all, your high energy yelling, screaming all the time,
Speaker 1: and you said you went up an early less night
Speaker 1: so to Carolina because you're wearing her out, couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like the five Am like or the
Speaker 1: six the five o'clock whistle on, you know, or your
Speaker 1: five am show from start to finish. Everything I've seen
Speaker 1: so far as whoa right, yeah, turned out for what
Speaker 1: you gonna give you some? You can't last two weeks,
Speaker 1: j You're gonna give you something you cannot open up
Speaker 1: your show at six o'clock in the morning, screaming at
Speaker 1: people at the top of you. He's screaming to people
Speaker 1: at six o'clock. Here's the different, here's the difference. You
Speaker 1: guys do the ELVA show very this well polished. Everybody's
Speaker 1: perfect and a nice little studio that doesn't work right,
Speaker 1: And I am more like you know, rocky and training.
Speaker 1: You know, like we're like doing all kinds of crazy things,
Speaker 1: doing whatever we can, chasing after chickens and you know,
Speaker 1: we were around, we're getting in shape, we're running up hills,
Speaker 1: you know. And you guys are like very mature, very
Speaker 1: well polished. What are you trying and counter program You're
Speaker 1: more like you're more like uppity, and I'm more like, yeah, baby, okay,
Speaker 1: So you refer to yourself your show is the show
Speaker 1: that's gonna win, well essentially it will win show. It's
Speaker 1: gonna win where he had to win people that everybody's
Speaker 1: on fucking no have you know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've noticed this taking. God bless Carolina, because so far
Speaker 1: are so far? Both times, because you've done two shows
Speaker 1: now and I've heard both show openings. Because you I said,
Speaker 1: I told the listeners after our show is over, they
Speaker 1: can listen to your show on the radio app shows
Speaker 1: up there as a podcast, right, Okay. Both times, Carly
Speaker 1: is like, Greg, we have a show to do. We
Speaker 1: gotta ask the brainbuster. Just your mind, you would calm down.
Speaker 1: You're like the she's the radio professional like the kite
Speaker 1: that that play well. The direction noticed what's that? Miguel
Speaker 1: noticed that the that the hot topic is really similar
Speaker 1: to Gregg's Top of Trains? Whoa, whoa? How do you
Speaker 1: do that? How do you know this? Miguel, listen, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I have meetings to attend to right now,
Speaker 1: big time guy, it is pretty crazy to half. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna sit down and have them tell you what
Speaker 1: you should sing? Yell anymore? We haven't gotten there yet,
Speaker 1: but I do have meetings constantly. There's all held on,
Speaker 1: we gotta play. It's scary. It's definitely different. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. He comes along, well, yeah, great, stay
Speaker 1: here go hey, but what songs played? It's it's definitely different,
Speaker 1: for sure. There's a lot more pressure and um, there's
Speaker 1: a lot more people that that um constantly are emailing
Speaker 1: and texting and critique. We haven't got that need critiquing yet,
Speaker 1: but it's just people trying to get a good feel
Speaker 1: of like where everything is really going. Let let me know.
Speaker 1: They want the first time one of the corporate guys goes, hey, um,
Speaker 1: that thing you're doing, yeah, let me know. When they
Speaker 1: say that they put it in efficiency X No, not yet,
Speaker 1: because this one walking around with a clipboard in the
Speaker 1: building really got a tattoo on the write arm. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's taking notes? Yeah, you know, want to listen to
Speaker 1: end up this podcast like talking about Garius out of
Speaker 1: Brown Nose and showing how busy he was. He's making
Speaker 1: up jobs. Now, the radio is not brain surgery. Just
Speaker 1: have fun. Just have fun exactly at six o'clock and
Speaker 1: do what makes you feel comfortable and have a good time.
Speaker 1: Because you know what, people outside they want to hear
Speaker 1: you congratulations, but they don't want to hear this well
Speaker 1: polished Please passes passed along my congratulations and scarce congratulations.
Speaker 1: As you know, Scary Nate and I are are referred
Speaker 1: to as executive producers. But Colleen, who's your producer, is
Speaker 1: just the producer. Colleen, she's executive. You you promoted hard yesterday.
Speaker 1: Everybody got to executive producer. Everyone's gonna promotion. And the
Speaker 1: two interns that I hired for your show, that he
Speaker 1: promoted them to executive interns, right, executive interns. Everyone getting
Speaker 1: promoters getting promoted. That's right because because and on my show,
Speaker 1: nobody is beneath anybody. Everybody got everybody gets away. Everyone's
Speaker 1: executive executive interns. So you share your shalary evenly with everybody.
Speaker 1: That's really nice. Yeah, every there's going to executives that
Speaker 1: you're gonna be there. Everyone's splitting the pie evenly. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, it's it's a different world. It's like the
Speaker 1: whole New world. How many? How many times is Carolina
Speaker 1: during the course of the show so far looked at
Speaker 1: you with the face that said, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Not at all? Good? Okay, she's a percent on board,
Speaker 1: she's having far everything is great. She's really enjoying herself.
Speaker 1: You're good at the beginning. No things are good, and
Speaker 1: and really I just saw you do the screaming things
Speaker 1: a bit much. It's gonna wear on. That's because you've
Speaker 1: been twenty five years being told here that that's not appropriate.
Speaker 1: So you guys can continue to do that and then
Speaker 1: that'll be fine. But first thing I said this morning
Speaker 1: was how good you sounded? How good you sounded? And
Speaker 1: I texted you and that's just the first time he
Speaker 1: kicked himself out of the room. Yeah, he's kicking himself
Speaker 1: out crazy. Hey, Miguel, did you hear that, Miguel. We
Speaker 1: just talked about not cheating on us like they do
Speaker 1: this thing called hot topic. By the way, the hot
Speaker 1: topic thing is something that Carolyn has been doing for years.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do a topic. How did you know about that?
Speaker 1: I listened to it for five minutes when you guys
Speaker 1: were on break, and I said, I can't cheat on
Speaker 1: by the way, do you? But the screaming at ticks
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, I don't know if that if
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. Is it's a yeah? No, I
Speaker 1: think he sounded no. No, I'm sure he is. No, No No,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's it's gonna be great. But I'm just like,
Speaker 1: like the song ended at five fifty nine and then
Speaker 1: he went right right, I think that's great at like
Speaker 1: six thirty six. We'll see, we'll see, and um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: But the point was he was he admitted it. He
Speaker 1: said people shouldn't be texting you. He said it. He
Speaker 1: admitted he knows, and he he was chewing on a cigar. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know. He doesn't smoke it, he just it. Well
Speaker 1: you know what happened. Greg t used to smoke cigarettes,
Speaker 1: which are bad for you. Everybody knows that then he
Speaker 1: started vaping because he was under the impression it was
Speaker 1: better than smoking. But now people, look, I don't tweet
Speaker 1: me people are dying from vaping. I know why they're dying.
Speaker 1: I know it's not specifically from actual authentic vapor. I'm
Speaker 1: just anyway, he took that, saw the headlines without reading
Speaker 1: the story, and he's like, I can't vape anymore. So
Speaker 1: now he just walks around biting and sucking his cigar,
Speaker 1: which can still get of you. Uh, problems with your
Speaker 1: lips and your mouth and all. Yeah, you can get
Speaker 1: mouth cancer from that. Anyway. I'm not a doctor. I listen,
Speaker 1: it's been He just needs, he just needs he has
Speaker 1: the oral fixation. Yeah, he needs to put something in
Speaker 1: his mouth. If you want to suggest what Greg Ta
Speaker 1: can put his mouth. Oh, he has a new Twitter handle.
Speaker 1: He's not Gregg t frat boy anymore. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. But find him on Twitter and tell
Speaker 1: him what an underscoring. Tell him, yeah, tell him what
Speaker 1: he should stick in his mouth. Do that to that today.
Speaker 1: And we're sorry that that. You know, you're sitting here
Speaker 1: on this phone line all this time there um uh,
Speaker 1: but we appreciate, we do like, you know what, one
Speaker 1: question I can ask you, I'm gonna send you an
Speaker 1: invisible shirt. There it is. We haven't done that in
Speaker 1: a while. I'm gonna ruin it with invisible. Like one
Speaker 1: question though, I've been wondering this the entire call. Have
Speaker 1: you ever had to pull something out of someone's ass?
Speaker 1: And what was it? At work or otherwise? What? Anything
Speaker 1: out of anywhere? I just transport? All right, so what what? Okay?
Speaker 1: The better question is what was in there? But that
Speaker 1: you had to take him to the hospital. Light bulb
Speaker 1: I've never had, so I'm just wondering television a Vegas call.
Speaker 1: Al right, Well, thank you, it's been a great talking
Speaker 1: to you. All right, thank god a man? Great? Right,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what happened the past half hour? That
Speaker 1: was a lot? That was a lot. I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you about the haunted house I went to last week? No,
Speaker 1: I want to haunted house story because you went to one.
Speaker 1: I went to one. Yeah, and everyone on the show
Speaker 1: is like going to haunted houses. You went to one
Speaker 1: which used to be in New Jersey, not very far
Speaker 1: from where he used to live. He used to being
Speaker 1: New Jersey. They took over an old club space It
Speaker 1: was a place called Pacha and his place called sound Factory.
Speaker 1: They were both in the same in New Jersey was
Speaker 1: an old warehouse and you went and you you you uh,
Speaker 1: you are a little throne. It's called Baine. Okay, hit
Speaker 1: the jingle. Hit the jingle, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Hit You didn't have to mention the town where they're located.
Speaker 1: You might want to go, No, you don't. They can
Speaker 1: tweet you if they want to know. What. Fuck you man,
Speaker 1: this is half my podcast. I'll leave here, damn half
Speaker 1: your income. Joined the Great Team Morning Show, have a
Speaker 1: Ball where anything goes. You'll be executive executive producer because
Speaker 1: it's apparently a free for all over everybody's exactverybody's on
Speaker 1: a goddamn marry a girl around talking about whatever that
Speaker 1: I think he made carently an executive co host. What
Speaker 1: did he say? It's only radio. It's only rad It's
Speaker 1: not brain surgery, Thank god, it's not. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: him as a brain surgeon only ship? So I went
Speaker 1: to Bain haunted house, but you went to a haunted house.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking scary, it really was. I almost
Speaker 1: shipped my pants. But you're not a brave person in general.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Yeah, I mean I know you, you're
Speaker 1: a tough guy with pepper spray. You would you bring
Speaker 1: pepper spray? No, they they want you. First of all,
Speaker 1: they made you read a long list of rules. The
Speaker 1: list is a mile long. I think that they get
Speaker 1: into your head a little bit of all the things
Speaker 1: that could, like don't cry if you get stabbed. If
Speaker 1: you want to leave the Haunted House, you have to
Speaker 1: stand still and scream mercy, and then one of the
Speaker 1: actors will take you off out the side door, bring
Speaker 1: you down the stairs, and the side door of the
Speaker 1: of the venue opens up, and all the actors starts
Speaker 1: screaming over and over again, quitter, quitter, So the door,
Speaker 1: they embarrass you in front of everybody waiting online to
Speaker 1: get in. But what that does is it makes everyone
Speaker 1: online been like, look at this, I get last past
Speaker 1: that I don't want to or I don't want to
Speaker 1: be right. I heard there were some New York Giants linebackers.
Speaker 1: It came in and they called for mercy. That's how
Speaker 1: frightening this place is. Well, you could still be scared
Speaker 1: if you're a big guy. Stephen Stephen Colbert uh At
Speaker 1: Michael Strayhand went separately there, Pete, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I have to stop you. Stephen stop? What okay?
Speaker 1: You know how sometimes uh people say ROSEO Donald right
Speaker 1: when it's O'donald. You just added aded to stray Hand.
Speaker 1: You said straight hand. Did he put his hand on you?
Speaker 1: Did his hand? No? Straight hand almost wanted. He's one
Speaker 1: of the most famous people on television football, the Hall
Speaker 1: of Famer, Michael Strahand. You put the du in straight hand,
Speaker 1: so you're like Billie Eilish Michael Strahand. So anyway, their
Speaker 1: people called ahead, They're like, look, you gotta dial it
Speaker 1: down for these guys. That's how frightening this place is.
Speaker 1: Dial it down for Stephen Colbert. Wow. So what they
Speaker 1: all went through with camera crews as did I. Here's this,
Speaker 1: here's the proble one. It's a hundred live actors in
Speaker 1: makeup and they will freak you the funk out you.
Speaker 1: It's a sleight of hand thing, you know how when
Speaker 1: you want you when you say they're live actors as
Speaker 1: opposed to animals, as opposed to animates are dead actors?
Speaker 1: How great would that be? Opposed to animatron? And then
Speaker 1: they wouldn't be actors. Whatever it is. This is what
Speaker 1: I was talking. So they turn a corner and you're looking.
Speaker 1: Something gets your attention to the right, but something on
Speaker 1: the left just like just like jumps out at you.
Speaker 1: But they're allowed. They're allowed to push you, you're allowed
Speaker 1: to touch you. Did you agree to that? Like you
Speaker 1: have to sign a thing that says I don't know.
Speaker 1: You have to say, these are the rules. Do you agree? Yes?
Speaker 1: So you did have to sign something. You have to
Speaker 1: sign it. You have to verbally say yes, verbally say it,
Speaker 1: as opposed to just writing it down. Yeah, okay, verbally
Speaker 1: look at the say yes. And the experience is only
Speaker 1: two people at a time, every thirty seconds. It's not
Speaker 1: a conga line of a haunted house, which I've done
Speaker 1: that was like ten people. Yeah. Well, you see people
Speaker 1: in front of you getting scared. I'm like to be
Speaker 1: scared because the guy you ten feet ahead of me,
Speaker 1: that guy jumped out from the side. No, this is different.
Speaker 1: This is every thirty seconds, the door opens and it's
Speaker 1: two of you on your own. And by the way,
Speaker 1: at some point they separate you from who you're with,
Speaker 1: so you are alone in a dark, haunted house, walking
Speaker 1: around by yourself doing that. So if you have separation anxiety, that,
Speaker 1: if you have claustrophobia, if you have to crawl, if
Speaker 1: you get on your hands and knees and crawl two
Speaker 1: spaces at one point, why would I do that? At
Speaker 1: one point they put me into They stuffed me into
Speaker 1: the way. It's a trash shoot. But it was a
Speaker 1: black slide. It was like, you know what a slide?
Speaker 1: Did you did? Slide? Yeah? Slide? Yeah? Bro, you're going
Speaker 1: for the cheap jokes. Uh, why is it cheaper? It's black,
Speaker 1: it's racist. I'm just asking you. So I get in,
Speaker 1: I get inside this black hole of of a slide,
Speaker 1: I slide down into pitch black darkness. And the next
Speaker 1: thing I first, or feed first, feed first, And as
Speaker 1: soon as I get to the bottom, a fucking monster
Speaker 1: is pulling at my ankle and girt up like this
Speaker 1: is how they funk with you at there in the dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at the very end, at the very end, they throw
Speaker 1: you into a stand up casket, locked the door and
Speaker 1: they spin you counterclockwise for ten seconds, then clockwise counterclockwise,
Speaker 1: then clockwise. They opened the latch. They opened the thing
Speaker 1: up and they push you out, and that's how the
Speaker 1: goddamn thing ends. Okay, So how much did they pay
Speaker 1: you to do that? Because I just went because I
Speaker 1: don't don't mean that. I don't mean that is a
Speaker 1: radio thing. I'm saying. If you're gonna torch him me,
Speaker 1: I want to get some money out of that? Why well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not selling. I feel like you did.
Speaker 1: You should unplay the jingle because I feel like that
Speaker 1: wasn't a commercial. No, I feel like you talked me
Speaker 1: out of it. I'm scared ship. Here's the problem. But
Speaker 1: they they're not. No. People are like they accept the challenge.
Speaker 1: I would not know. They go right out that side door.
Speaker 1: The people that own the Haunted House, they're not looking
Speaker 1: for you. They're looking for people that are thrilled seekers.
Speaker 1: They want the people that want to be Danielle like
Speaker 1: submissive people that want to be touched and handled. At
Speaker 1: one point, I had two monsters like pushed me up again,
Speaker 1: pinned me up against the wall, holding my neck, and
Speaker 1: one was screaming at me, like calling me every name,
Speaker 1: like your rotten bag, right exactly, you gotta fucking die,
Speaker 1: like like they really mess with you. This is the
Speaker 1: kind of stuff that. This is like if you went
Speaker 1: to a restaurant and you're like, oh, the waiter was horrible,
Speaker 1: the food was terrible. I choked on that the ice
Speaker 1: cream was sour. I think it's it was mold on
Speaker 1: the bread, and you're like, you should go there. I
Speaker 1: boorderline loved that ship though. You know, if there's an
Speaker 1: ask for every chair, so people that the very ones
Speaker 1: that don't love it, like you are not the people
Speaker 1: they're targeting, but you don't love it. I had a
Speaker 1: good time. I gotta tell you. It was hysterical at
Speaker 1: the end in retrospect, and I was scared at the time,
Speaker 1: but I was like, know what I powered through? And
Speaker 1: it was really it was. It was fun. It was
Speaker 1: the most fun and most frightening experience at the same
Speaker 1: time I've ever had. Before Easter State Penitentiary and p A.
Speaker 1: I've been a late compound up and Behaven clients not clients,
Speaker 1: not clients, but they could be. To the one in Dayton,
Speaker 1: there's like four different worlds. I forgot the name of it.
Speaker 1: I forgot whatever. I've been to Blood Manner and the
Speaker 1: ones in the city locally I've been. I've been a
Speaker 1: ton of them. Nothing came close to what I experienced there,
Speaker 1: even like bright a asylumtur terror behind the walls, all
Speaker 1: that I've been to, all of them. You're not convinced. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: come on. By the way, the only time I've seen
Speaker 1: you react like with that kind of fear was on
Speaker 1: that dating show you were on when the uh, the
Speaker 1: drag queen was chasing you down the street. Oh that
Speaker 1: was Blind Date, Blind Date. I have the DVD of that,
Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah, that was not my not a
Speaker 1: very shining moment for me, My darkest hour. That was
Speaker 1: definitely your darkest was lying down the slide in the dark.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you ran away from u. She was a guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know what stage of drag queen. This dress
Speaker 1: queen Lucky Chow's right, Lucky Kangs. And the only we
Speaker 1: were on a blind date on the TV show Blind
Speaker 1: Date with the camera crew. That's where you said that
Speaker 1: thing you said, and you have that clip they got me.
Speaker 1: I'm a DJ, don't say what it is, but the
Speaker 1: here's what happened. He was a scenario. They wanted me
Speaker 1: to get up on stage and they wanted to strip
Speaker 1: me down to my underwear. That's why I wasn't afraid
Speaker 1: of the drag queens. They were trying to get your clothes.
Speaker 1: Don't want to embarrassed on blind date and I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's no way. But there was a clip of you
Speaker 1: talking to a girl on the blind date and she
Speaker 1: was asking you what you do for a living? This
Speaker 1: is these are actual clip we've never before heard. Here's
Speaker 1: something they have been heard. Well, I'm not on this podcast.
Speaker 1: This was your two thousand you know what clip? I
Speaker 1: want first? When you told the girl what you do
Speaker 1: for a living? This is two thousand two? What do
Speaker 1: you do? I'm a real estate broker. Are you really
Speaker 1: what do you do? I'm a DJ, I'm a radio personality.
Speaker 1: I work for a show Elvis Rand in the Sea morning.
Speaker 1: So it's I That's okay, I can tell right away.
Speaker 1: But that's good. That's good. On the show, they make
Speaker 1: me out to be somebody I'm not, which is some
Speaker 1: kind of jiggalow playboy picking up fourteen year old girls
Speaker 1: on the internet. What's wrong with picking up fourteen year
Speaker 1: old girls on the internet. That is not my game. No,
Speaker 1: But you see the thing is, I'm not captain. Is
Speaker 1: this going to be a problem by the way like,
Speaker 1: first of all, TV not politically correct. That's so, that's
Speaker 1: so pedoph pedophilic moment. I don't even know the word. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's a pedophilia. Pedophilia fourteen year old girls on internet.
Speaker 1: I don't I never did pick up. But that's what
Speaker 1: I was trying to illustrate. A point going that was
Speaker 1: on broadcast television, by the way. That was. That was
Speaker 1: And then then they took I took the camera crew
Speaker 1: came up here with me, and I gave her old station.
Speaker 1: We tried to do some right. We went to Liberty
Speaker 1: State Park in Jersey City and we did um the
Speaker 1: nasty we no, no, we were doing exercises. It was awful.
Speaker 1: And then we went to dinner and Lucky Chang's was
Speaker 1: where the drag queen tried to get me stripped. You
Speaker 1: have the clip when they asked if you guys want
Speaker 1: to go on a second date. I have that clip.
Speaker 1: Let's see. This is the end of the show Blind Date,
Speaker 1: Blind Date, god Man. Before the break, we were in
Speaker 1: New York City watching a very adventurous ariana on her
Speaker 1: date with a DJ named Scary Now. They had a
Speaker 1: friendly chugging contest, had some fun at Scary's radio station,
Speaker 1: and then Ariana had some fun with a banana. Let's
Speaker 1: see how much fun they had with each other's everything
Speaker 1: you could have wanted in the first date, just through
Speaker 1: his old fashioned, sweet funny watching her son up banana
Speaker 1: the way she did, I could not leave. I did
Speaker 1: think he was a big person that drag after but
Speaker 1: it was very funny. I don't think I blew it
Speaker 1: when I ran down the street at Lucky Changs tonight.
Speaker 1: In fact, I think it actually showed the real person
Speaker 1: that I am. I'd love to go out on a
Speaker 1: second day with Scary and see how it goes. I think, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be seeing Ariana again. I yes, two people
Speaker 1: brought together by a banana doesn't get any more romantic
Speaker 1: than that. Needles to say. She goes to be Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said that to make herself look back to Here's
Speaker 1: nothing turns a woman on more than a guy running
Speaker 1: it down the street away from a drag queen. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have the audio of you running down the street.
Speaker 1: Of course not, I just have I'm a DJ, I'm
Speaker 1: a radio personality. Really, she was so impressed. I don't
Speaker 1: listen to that, but I knew she didn't. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I later found out that she was a lesbian. She
Speaker 1: was a talk show. She was a talk one of
Speaker 1: those TV show Horse not Horse TV show, Like he
Speaker 1: went on every show, every show. She did the circuit
Speaker 1: she was. She was struggling. She was a struggling actress.
Speaker 1: She wanted to be and have you looked her up?
Speaker 1: Like do you know if like I was thinking that,
Speaker 1: but you know what, um, she actually did the circuit.
Speaker 1: So she did on all those Blind Date and all
Speaker 1: those dating shows, fifth Wheel, there was another one. There
Speaker 1: was so many of them. Chains of love. She she
Speaker 1: was on chains of love? Is that even know that?
Speaker 1: That was something else? But anyway, the point is she
Speaker 1: went on all these TV shows, and um, I she
Speaker 1: was just there to kind of get notoriety and hope
Speaker 1: that she would write unlike why you were there? I was.
Speaker 1: I was there just for the radio bit of it.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was thrilling. Now, if you google
Speaker 1: Scary Jones Blind Date, you could see the entire episode.
Speaker 1: It's up, it's out there. Yeah, I would strike that
Speaker 1: from the record. If I were you, I wouldn't tell people.
Speaker 1: Well I don't care. I mean listen, how many years
Speaker 1: ago is that? Two? To? How I was like for
Speaker 1: twenty seven years ago? Twenty years ago? No, you think
Speaker 1: it's the I'm sorry, I'm gonna wait. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: help you on this one. Seventeen years ago, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that, seventeen eighteen years or something like that.
Speaker 1: You can't figure out nineteen minus two? Yeah, seventeen years ago, okay, glad,
Speaker 1: I could help. Yeah anyway, but you thought that was
Speaker 1: twenty years ago? Dark days? Dude? How old would you
Speaker 1: have been if that was twenty years ago? Don't do
Speaker 1: the math? Not old enough to be talking to her? No? Good,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just turned into great teen and
Speaker 1: one of people confused, the two of you. That's a
Speaker 1: bad math. Where were we and how do we get
Speaker 1: on that topic? A here we go? We need on
Speaker 1: the float chart. No, you're talking about we're talking how
Speaker 1: you was scared and I said you ran away from
Speaker 1: the drag queen. That's right, see you sidetracked it. But anyway,
Speaker 1: to look what it turned into. Anyway it is it
Speaker 1: is Haunted House season and Brodie, you should go to one.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That's what I wanted you would
Speaker 1: what would it take to get you in there? Uh,
Speaker 1: naked ladies and Chinese to a fishing pole. And then
Speaker 1: you've been doing that for seven years. You've been screwing
Speaker 1: me on this. By the way, I got more tweets
Speaker 1: about the Stea dinner. We're gonna read, not right now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read them later. I did want to talk
Speaker 1: about about restaurants though, because I'm gonna call you on
Speaker 1: the carpet for this. You are sneaky motherfucker. So every
Speaker 1: time somebody leaves our show, well before you tweet us,
Speaker 1: pretty much every time someone leaves our show, we take
Speaker 1: him to lunch. We Elvis is like, oh, let's go
Speaker 1: to a nice lunch. And if the person wants a lunch,
Speaker 1: sometimes they don't, and we've had a couple of they
Speaker 1: were like, I'd rather just uh, I don't have time.
Speaker 1: We couldn't make the date work, and we have food
Speaker 1: brought in here like with Great Tate we had food
Speaker 1: brought in right. But usually we go off to a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant and usually Elvis will pick the place, or
Speaker 1: if he knows the place that he knows the person
Speaker 1: leaving likes. You use that as an opportunity to suggest
Speaker 1: to Elvis what restaurants he should pick for the Goodbye
Speaker 1: lunch as places you want go to. Oh absolutely, you
Speaker 1: were suggesting places. Oh you know what, I really want
Speaker 1: to go, Elvis, and they're really expensive places. You were like,
Speaker 1: let's take great Tea to Saidel's because it's expensive, highly rated,
Speaker 1: and hard to get a reservation. So yeah, so you
Speaker 1: thought I got an idea. I'll have Elvis take us
Speaker 1: all out. I'll get different free. But that's but no
Speaker 1: consideration for great team where he wants to go. That's
Speaker 1: narrow minded because I know that everyone would enjoy a lunch,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, but you don't know that of its existence.
Speaker 1: So I'm educating you and everybody. It's like that this
Speaker 1: is a great spot that we all want to go to,
Speaker 1: not just me. Okay, this because you want to go
Speaker 1: there doesn't mean they have things on the menu that
Speaker 1: I would like to place. They serve plotters of locks,
Speaker 1: they make the bagels in front of you, They have
Speaker 1: be allies. They have fucking platters of whitefish and matzo
Speaker 1: ball soup. So you think because I was born into
Speaker 1: the Jewish faith, that I want to eat whitefish, locks
Speaker 1: and eggs. I don't like locks, particularly you look. You
Speaker 1: look a good bagel with a shmia. I like a
Speaker 1: good bigger with a shmia. Went on like a Sunday
Speaker 1: when I want a bagel, not when I have an
Speaker 1: opportunity on a Monday. We're gonna steak lunch, or like
Speaker 1: one of the one of the Goodbye parties, you went
Speaker 1: to a place where they had veal, chop deal Pomisan
Speaker 1: on the bone. That's what I'm talking about. You want
Speaker 1: a fool fool brunch. Elvis to pay for a brunch
Speaker 1: so you don't have to pay for the brunch. I
Speaker 1: don't want brunch. I want a real meal because I
Speaker 1: know if Elvis picks the place, he's gonna pick a
Speaker 1: place with with big, heavy, meaty foods. Just trying to
Speaker 1: stack the deck with something. I just know Elvis, he's
Speaker 1: gonna pick a nice place. You're actually going into the
Speaker 1: zagat guide or going on like you he wore in
Speaker 1: the mouth places you you don't want to spend the money,
Speaker 1: your cheap bast and who's the cheap beast of Jingle?
Speaker 1: That's right, you're the cheap bestep. I want to get
Speaker 1: the biggest bang for my buck. You're buying, you're buying.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I didn't say that. If you
Speaker 1: would to go back and look at every meal Elvis
Speaker 1: has ever bought us. Ever, I have never ordered the
Speaker 1: most expensive thing on the menu Porterhouse for two when
Speaker 1: you never never You and Greg Tea, on the other hand,
Speaker 1: always order the most expensive thing. Always order wine, you
Speaker 1: drink something. Why wouldn't you like a nice Jewish brunch
Speaker 1: from Saddel's on on on a weekday when it's ten
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, because lunch. I don't want brunch
Speaker 1: on a Monday. I want brunch on a Sunday. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to go at noon and eat like a
Speaker 1: steak or a chicken parm I want a French onion soup.
Speaker 1: I want a real food. You want brunch on them?
Speaker 1: Who was brunch on a Monday? Yeah? If I took
Speaker 1: you on a Sunday, no, no hold on. If I
Speaker 1: made good on the steak and we went at noon
Speaker 1: to a steak dinner at lunchtime, but it's still a
Speaker 1: steak dinner with with all the trimmings, with your expensive steak,
Speaker 1: and you picked the restaurant and you could have the
Speaker 1: biggest cut of fucking beef you ever wanted? Would you
Speaker 1: go and accept that as the steak dinner repay? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna preface my answer with this. That is an indication
Speaker 1: to me you don't want to give up an evening
Speaker 1: to spend having dinner with me. That's not true. Really,
Speaker 1: then why you even suggesting it. I'm suggesting it because
Speaker 1: why can't we go to dinner, dress up with jackets,
Speaker 1: go to my steakhouse. We can do all that, but
Speaker 1: why can't we go in there? Because there's a field
Speaker 1: to a steakhouse at night. You know that. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna rush us. I'm not gonna say we have an hour.
Speaker 1: Why would you rush us? We've been waiting seven years.
Speaker 1: Sit there for two or three hours, go for lunch.
Speaker 1: There's there's nobody there. The cheap, the lesser waiters are working,
Speaker 1: the better waiters work at night. You know how it is.
Speaker 1: You don't go to Mattenee's. I am trying to make good.
Speaker 1: You're trying to get me a mattenee a listener. You
Speaker 1: want to get me a lunch special? What do you
Speaker 1: mean Matt comes with a free egg roll? I don't
Speaker 1: want to lunch special. This isn't a Broadway show where
Speaker 1: the subout actors. You're getting a good cut of meat.
Speaker 1: You're getting the great You're getting as good as a
Speaker 1: cut of beef at noon as you are at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: It's pond, it's the experience. Anyone listening to those substitutes
Speaker 1: really would you? It is not like where did you
Speaker 1: go less night? Fear anniversary? You and Robin it was
Speaker 1: your anniversary. Where did you go? Went to a place
Speaker 1: called eleven Madison Park? Uh huh? And what time was
Speaker 1: your dinner reservation? It was like, uh, seven o'clock? Oh good,
Speaker 1: fuck you, we're going to dinner. If you're not taking
Speaker 1: your girlfriend for her anniversary dinner at noon, then neither
Speaker 1: am I? But what is this about? Is this about?
Speaker 1: Is about the actual repayment? Why did you make the
Speaker 1: seven at night? You would never take your girlfriend for
Speaker 1: an anniversary dinner at noon because there's a difference. You're
Speaker 1: still you're you're still getting particular play to play the
Speaker 1: steak jingle. Um, I want you to play the state
Speaker 1: the steak jingle? All right, that will answer everything. Wait
Speaker 1: for it, steak lunch, not steak bunch. But in this
Speaker 1: kingle says dinner. You want me a steak dinner. Dinner.
Speaker 1: Steak dinner in this sense of the word refers to
Speaker 1: the price a full steak dinner she cost dinner. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come out of pinner. We agreed in the previous episode,
Speaker 1: and you guys, the slices will fucking find it with
Speaker 1: you saying it, and they will send me the MP
Speaker 1: three you said, you said I need. All I need
Speaker 1: to feel is the pain of that money, the dollar
Speaker 1: amount coming out of my at dinner, at dinner staff
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock at night, the same show. You want
Speaker 1: to get robbing on the phone and ask her how
Speaker 1: she feel if you took her to an anniversary dinner
Speaker 1: on Saturday. A good dating you. You get more out
Speaker 1: of this relationship than yours. I'm not fucking you. You
Speaker 1: are now you're trying to fund me. You are. You're
Speaker 1: not sucking me over lunch? What a funk me? You
Speaker 1: buy me dinner. I have the same standards as Robin.
Speaker 1: And by the way, speaking of steak dinner, one last thing,
Speaker 1: we got a tweet. I got a tweet. You were
Speaker 1: on a tweet because they tweeted me and and the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys not you. I don't know why, but scary
Speaker 1: is not the Brooklyn Boys. We both are so tweet
Speaker 1: all three of us. The tweets said this, Hey just
Speaker 1: started listening to the podcast. I'm up to episode. I
Speaker 1: don't remember what the number was. Let me know, did
Speaker 1: you ever get your steak dinner? I can't answer that
Speaker 1: question because if I say no, then they're gonna listen
Speaker 1: to the next eight episodes already knowing that it didn't
Speaker 1: work out. They need to hear the angst as it
Speaker 1: happens here. I am. I can't answer that question. Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys a new beginning, Brooklyn Boys one oh one, trying
Speaker 1: to even the score and clean the slate. And Brody
Speaker 1: will not allow me to make good on the steak. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's David Brodie one on one. You will do what
Speaker 1: you promised, or I will come plain about it. Speaking
Speaker 1: of which, one last thing before we move on. I
Speaker 1: was reading our iTunes reviews, you know by by the
Speaker 1: way you said you have a bone to pick on
Speaker 1: me earlier it was about how you pick restaurants for
Speaker 1: other people where you want to go. We're done with that.
Speaker 1: We're done with that. I want to read now. We
Speaker 1: have three negative reviews. Now Ape seventy seven changed his review,
Speaker 1: which means we have three negative reviews. Right. Here's the
Speaker 1: review by Ju Carlin, Ju not j W J. You Carlin.
Speaker 1: I would like to think they're related to George column,
Speaker 1: but they aren't. The show is great, funny. Now wait
Speaker 1: a minute, you want how many stars they gave up
Speaker 1: here the review. First, I'll tell my stars. No, one star,
Speaker 1: one star, but let me guess it's a positive review.
Speaker 1: The show is great, funny, great, and entertaining. That's not
Speaker 1: one star. Love mostly everything about it that's at least
Speaker 1: three stars. The one thing that sometimes gets on my
Speaker 1: nerves is Brodie's quote, I'm always right complex, so that
Speaker 1: that that that's one star? Are that's one star? It's
Speaker 1: not my fault. I'm right. You can't hold that against
Speaker 1: the right now you're doing it right. You want to
Speaker 1: take one star off and go, well, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know is the show is great, funny and entertaining. You
Speaker 1: know why it's great, funny and entertaining because we do stick,
Speaker 1: and my stick is I'm right, that's part of what
Speaker 1: you love. One star? That's up? Who is this asshole?
Speaker 1: You right now? Did you no? No? J you Carlin.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, f you Carlin, fucked you, Carlin, fund you.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Ju Carlin is a good person, But you
Speaker 1: can't give us one star stars because you can we
Speaker 1: complain Apple about that. No, no, you can't hold on
Speaker 1: it is abe? And then what's the thing about I
Speaker 1: can't tell you why. I can't tell you what they are?
Speaker 1: You know why? Because iTunes doesn't show you all of them.
Speaker 1: Even when I click to show negative, show most negative ones,
Speaker 1: they still only show me that one negative one. I
Speaker 1: doesn't show you all of them. Um, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what would make me happy getting something for nothing in money? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: steak lunch if there was, I'll tell you what if
Speaker 1: there was some way, I'll tell you what if you
Speaker 1: can get me a steak dinner in a place I
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Speaker 1: the steak dinner. I would accept that. If you've ever
Speaker 1: bought something online and then you found out that you
Speaker 1: could have gotten it for less, you feel like I
Speaker 1: do right now. It's scary trying to get me lunch
Speaker 1: instead of dinner. It would suck, But if you miss
Speaker 1: out on that opportunity, that's that's that's that's right. That's
Speaker 1: worse than Brody House in a grape soda listen when
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Speaker 1: It's like a scan. It scans the internet for these
Speaker 1: for these discounts. It's kind of like automatically the biggest
Speaker 1: uh the It applies to one with the biggest savings
Speaker 1: right to your card at check out. It doesn't for
Speaker 1: you every time I go shopping. I used to go
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Speaker 1: of time, are we are? We? Really? Wow? I have
Speaker 1: to say we all, I'm I'm ready for episode one
Speaker 1: or two. Let me look at my list because I
Speaker 1: want to make sure the stuff jokes I do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna save the intern resume that I got for next week.
Speaker 1: Somebody and someone of the big shots downstairs sent me
Speaker 1: an intern resume. Um no that next episode we read
Speaker 1: the iTunes review. You can't say we we uh I.
Speaker 1: We talked about scary pick in the restaurant sound to
Speaker 1: play for us, and it wasn't I my blind date sound. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want so, I want to just talk about the
Speaker 1: Monopoly for a second. We talked about last episode, that
Speaker 1: great Monopoly game that our listeners made for us. Now
Speaker 1: we can't sell it because Monopoly would have a problem
Speaker 1: with that, the logo, the board, whatever. Believe me, we
Speaker 1: thought about ways to get around. However. I'm working with
Speaker 1: the creators have had some conversations about ways we can
Speaker 1: change the title of the game, change the look of
Speaker 1: the game a little bit where it would be a
Speaker 1: legal thing for us to work together to work out
Speaker 1: a way to make them available. But we'll keep you posted,
Speaker 1: so we'll get back to you on that. Uh. There's
Speaker 1: a commercial in Green you see the green clip. Uh,
Speaker 1: this may be Now look, I want your opinion, Scary.
Speaker 1: There's a commercial that runs a lot on satellite radio
Speaker 1: and the name of the company sounds a lot like
Speaker 1: a character that was in Hunger Games. Okay, and I'm wondering,
Speaker 1: first of all, if they named the company after the
Speaker 1: guy who owns the company, or it's just deliberately to
Speaker 1: sound like one of the people in Hunger Games. But
Speaker 1: my problem is, you know how we said, hey, go
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Speaker 1: three or four times in that commercial. We did right,
Speaker 1: three or four times this commercial. I want you to
Speaker 1: count how many times they mentioned the company. This is
Speaker 1: not a sponsor of ours. So I feel like Scary
Speaker 1: needs your opinion. Should I beat the name of the
Speaker 1: company and let people just count the beeps? Or let
Speaker 1: at play so you know who I hate? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, I'm looking for what you're talking It's on
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Speaker 1: So should we play it with the name in it.
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Speaker 1: But any time I hear that, the fact that, by
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Speaker 1: So the first thing I did was tell Elvis that
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Speaker 1: I could tell you this, Peter Millar is a I
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Speaker 1: just the commercials annoying. Yeah, but I only have one
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Speaker 1: have sixty seconds. They paid for that sixty seconds. Their
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Speaker 1: said Peter Miller thirteen times. But I don't even know
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Speaker 1: they drilled him was the name. I don't care, hoping
Speaker 1: that you're gonna google It's like Cause for kids, I'm
Speaker 1: never going to give them my car. Right to the
Speaker 1: point ever, people don't ever give your car to cause
Speaker 1: to kid for kids? Why because they'll keep playing that jingle.
Speaker 1: You gotta punish these people. Peter Miller, Right, Peter Millar
Speaker 1: should donate clothing that because you're gonna you to take
Speaker 1: your own advice and google it. What is Peter Malair?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Google, I don't care. It annoyed me
Speaker 1: so much. I was like, so that you remembered it.
Speaker 1: You only did this podcast, but you remembered it. Remember
Speaker 1: it is Peter Millar is the guy that lead character
Speaker 1: in Hunger Games. That is a coincidence because Peter Millar
Speaker 1: has been around for years. Peter Malar, Yeah, whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it again, Peter Malar. I'm not saying it.
Speaker 1: The guy and this guy that the music and his
Speaker 1: voice and it's just Peter Millar would like to introduce
Speaker 1: the gentleman listening to the nineteen summer face one the
Speaker 1: Peter Millar because the Peter Millar seaside Polo is the
Speaker 1: most comfortable shirt you'll ever wear and perfect for every
Speaker 1: summer occasion. See he even said it right there. It's
Speaker 1: the summer polo for every summer. It's the Peter Malar
Speaker 1: summer vacation. Paul. You know the kind of people that
Speaker 1: wear Peter Miler, the people that walk in and the
Speaker 1: Hampton sweater around their neck. Yes, and they're wearing the
Speaker 1: Peter Milar their yachts Peter and with a sweater wrapped
Speaker 1: around their neck. Well, maybe those people have short attention
Speaker 1: span to have to be reminded because they's somebody telling
Speaker 1: them money. Oh, jeeves, who's the shirt that I want
Speaker 1: to buy? I went to the stall for you. I
Speaker 1: got you. I went online, I got your bet blog.
Speaker 1: I don't make enough money to wear Peter Miler. Don't
Speaker 1: we need to do I I told you I got
Speaker 1: my ship free. Yeah, if you were Peter, free ship
Speaker 1: for us. I didn't get one before. There was a jingle.
Speaker 1: By the way, last week we were we told you
Speaker 1: about the Monopoly game. Uh that I don't want to
Speaker 1: discourage anyone. Yeah, yeah, fetch Ham done of the game. Uh.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of other podcasts, congratulations to Garrett
Speaker 1: his Celebrity Buzz podcast moved up to number forty on
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio podcast Top one. An hour's dropped
Speaker 1: to sixty. How did that happen? Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the Jersey kid is still walking around.
Speaker 1: He's not he doesn't work here anymore. How does he
Speaker 1: get into part of the building. When he worked here,
Speaker 1: he was gone by like ten thirty fifteen, the last
Speaker 1: this guy. And now he's important And why is he
Speaker 1: in our radio station? That's what I'm saying, Just because
Speaker 1: the important people are here. So he's coming over to
Speaker 1: like make sure he's a good Maybe he's asking his
Speaker 1: job back. He's pacing back and forth. Maybe he wants
Speaker 1: to get the prep boy job back. By the way,
Speaker 1: I already got hit up by somebody who wants an audition. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just put this to bedround. We are not replacing
Speaker 1: Greg T. I said to it. I said to him,
Speaker 1: We're not replacing Greg T. They said, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking to replace Greg T. I just want
Speaker 1: to fill a need on the show. We are not
Speaker 1: replacing the person, any person or the role, nor are
Speaker 1: we hiring anyone in a different role. In fact, the
Speaker 1: salary is already dried up and I need Contrary to
Speaker 1: popular belief, we did not split up his salary. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how you know that we did not
Speaker 1: get the money. We're not wearing Peter Malar. The day
Speaker 1: you see me or Scary wearing Peter Miler, you'll know
Speaker 1: we got a raise. That's what we should do if
Speaker 1: we ever get a raise like Peter Miller. So if you,
Speaker 1: if you work in retail and you have access to
Speaker 1: Peter Malark, you can send the free ship for us.
Speaker 1: And if you Peter Millar and you want us to
Speaker 1: advertise for you, we're ready to go. Ready to go,
Speaker 1: Peter Miller. I'll tell you why we don't wear Peter
Speaker 1: Malar shirts. You would never be caught dead in the
Speaker 1: Peter Malar Brooklyn Boys Football glassm