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Speaker 1: Hey, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Official Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is Marie and this is Sidney. My voice is

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Speaker 2: garbage today. Your house is too hot. The house is

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Speaker 2: too damn hot.

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Speaker 3: He a.

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Speaker 1: We got heat though I don't need it to be

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Speaker 1: the hot. We got heat though, you got too much heat.

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Speaker 3: We do it. Well, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: I spoke to somebody who listens to the podcast regularly

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Speaker 1: and they were like, I just think it's really funny

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Speaker 1: that at the beginning of every episode, Sidney says the

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Speaker 1: name of the podcast.

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Speaker 3: We know what we're listening to, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I know, but we've been doing it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now you've been doing it. I never say the

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Speaker 1: name of the podcast. Really all right, then fuck y'all.

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Speaker 1: Y'all figure it out.

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Speaker 3: They do. They click on the podcast to listen to

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Speaker 3: the episode. Uh, guys, I'm bad. You've been back. We

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Speaker 3: knew you were back.

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Speaker 1: See, but We've been putting up all these old as

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Speaker 1: episodes and I'll be listening to them, like, why did

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Speaker 1: we talk about LA so hard?

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Speaker 3: You mean, why did you talk about an episode had

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Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 3: no no no. Don't do that. Don't do that to me?

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Speaker 3: Don't you say that to me? Missus. Welcome to the

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Speaker 3: Unofficial Expert Podcast. I will.

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Speaker 1: You being like, well, I'm going to LA soon, so

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Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to screenshot.

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Speaker 3: You go screenshot the AUDIOCE says, yes, you could do it. Now.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Every single episode for the last month and a half

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Speaker 1: two months is us talking about me going to la Us,

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Speaker 1: not just me saying to La.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, why would what you talk about? Why would

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Speaker 3: you bring it up? Every single time?

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Speaker 1: You were like, well, Marie's gonna be in LA So

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Speaker 1: I'm recording a bunch of episodes.

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Speaker 3: I deaf, did it? You didn't say that, not one

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Speaker 3: episode eight that we posted.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we'll say at least seven to one. Sweet did

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Speaker 1: eight episode? You said it?

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Speaker 3: Twelve times? Absolutely not wait till I wait, wait till live.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you listen to every single episode and here

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Speaker 3: how hard you're like, well, you know never, this is

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Speaker 3: what you shouldn't do in LA. This is what you

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Speaker 3: should do in LA. I want to I want you

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Speaker 3: to be a hoe and meet the game in LA.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say none of that, Marie, none of it.

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Speaker 2: I said it, but not I didn't bring it up.

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Speaker 3: You are a damn liar. You're a liar.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even realize till just now that you say

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Speaker 1: the name of the podcast every single episode.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know that.

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Speaker 1: People have like a theme songs, theme they say this stuff,

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Speaker 1: and we.

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Speaker 3: Have a song since it plays at the beginning of

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Speaker 3: the episode, and you still say that quiet Storm mass

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Speaker 3: Ship that they play in the beginning. Yeah, we don't

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Speaker 3: add that music. Yeah, we didn't select. That's not my music.

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Speaker 3: That's not no, no, that's not the song that we lose.

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Speaker 2: Comedy Hype shout out to Comedy Hype with the old ass.

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Speaker 1: With the record, that record they play, it's on the turntables.

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Speaker 1: It's the jukebox joint that the play. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: my eyes are watering, my throat is itching. I gotta

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Speaker 1: get out of this house.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think I'm alluded to cats and Hot

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Speaker 3: Project Heat Death, I serve watering. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 3: so sorry. To get some spatwater in here or something,

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Speaker 3: cucumber slices. We got a humidifier that's not spawater. The

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Speaker 3: humidifier's not on, so it really doesn't make a difference.

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Speaker 3: I said, do you want me to get a menifier out.

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Speaker 3: I got things to do after this episode, so we

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Speaker 3: gotta record this so I can.

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Speaker 1: Leave, since we both got things to do today, so

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Speaker 1: we gotta both wrap it up.

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Speaker 3: Wrap it up then.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the people, some of the people on Patreon

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Speaker 2: know about your your life after la oh, yeah, because.

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Speaker 3: We've been spilling the tea over there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just feel like, if y'all want to

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Speaker 2: hear about it, y'all gotta go to Patreon.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I name names cause you know this. We've talked

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Speaker 1: about this already. I'm gonna repeat myself my last Sidney

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Speaker 1: Lizbeth Washington. But this is the hostentennial and I have

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Speaker 1: been hueing. Okay, I've been professionally hoeing. I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting paid, but like I got like my associates

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Speaker 1: in hoeing right now.

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Speaker 2: Which is crazy because I just posted a video of

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Speaker 2: this chick who goes on dates and she makes like

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Speaker 2: a thousand dollars in thirty minutes. She's made nine thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars over nine months just going on these dates, not

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Speaker 2: hooking up, not touching the dick.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe it.

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Speaker 1: She sucked some dicks, nah, seven thousand dollars. No, no,

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Speaker 1: dick suck. Yeah, she's listen, I suck you suck it.

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Speaker 1: I could tell by the Steve Madden fringed knee high

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Speaker 3: Had on that she No girls that wear Steve Madden

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Speaker 3: suck being penis.

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Speaker 1: They sucked dixies. Is somebody listening to this right now

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Speaker 1: in a Steve Madden flatform?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's like it's background noise while they're doing what

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Speaker 2: She was so rude about it. She was like, they're

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Speaker 2: so annoying. I don't like them. I just want the money.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I want to be in and out.

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Speaker 1: That's what the dudes want too. They want to be

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Speaker 1: in and out. So they're just paying her to go

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Speaker 1: out with them and sit with them at like a bar.

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Speaker 3: Or yeah or something. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then she like she had like a picture up

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Speaker 3: He looks nice. He looks nice, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to hang out with these guys.

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Speaker 2: And then she's got a whole ass boyfriend, a whole

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Speaker 2: boyfriend who's like six foot seven. He's like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't have a problem because she takes me out and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what are.

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Speaker 1: You doing with this? Like Harmonica Exchange Dusty as Brad.

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Speaker 1: I didn't watch the whole video, but Brat, the boyfriend

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Speaker 1: is white and she's black.

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Speaker 3: Yep, and I could only do that too well. You

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Speaker 3: can probably do that with a black eye too. I

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Speaker 3: feel like a like a like a like a black

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Speaker 3: dude that's not doing that well would be like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: she takes me out too. No, but I think a

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Speaker 3: black man will just have too much pride. He's like, no,

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Speaker 3: I don't want no other man's money. You go out

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Speaker 3: there and you work, and you you clean homes. You

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Speaker 3: clean homes like freaking Queen LATV homes like you need to.

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Speaker 1: I will go out on a date with a dude

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Speaker 1: for money. I mean on a date with a dude

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Speaker 1: me and also feeding me.

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Speaker 3: I said.

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Speaker 2: I showed it to my girl and she was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I do that, And I was like, oh, she about

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Speaker 2: to break up with me.

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Speaker 1: Now. She wants you to contribute to the household. She's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: date a dude and then pay a bill. She just

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Speaker 1: wants you to pay at damn bill. Hey, I square

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Speaker 1: casht her some money. She was it enough to pay

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Speaker 1: the optimum? Yeah, enough to pay the cable bill. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it was thanks so much. I mean because I feel

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Speaker 1: like in the comments, people were judging her, and it's

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Speaker 1: like they were judging how she looked more than they

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Speaker 3: They didn't like her attitude. She was really she's very like.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mind her confidence, but she was just obnoxious

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Speaker 3: Like I would be obnoxious too. Why if you're paying

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Speaker 3: me to just sit across from you and I'm making

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Speaker 3: I've made nine thousand dollars off of like just the

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Speaker 3: strength of my conversation and my presence, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 3: a dick too.

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Speaker 2: She said she doesn't respect anybody who's paying to be

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't respect them either. I'd be like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: no friend that you could call. You don't have hinge,

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Speaker 3: you ain't got bumble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but since this is pretty much your occupation because

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Speaker 2: I don't know you playing the guitar, isn't getting the

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Speaker 2: no bills paid, So you treat it as a job

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Speaker 2: and just be a little bit more respectful and you're

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Speaker 2: on a video. You could be getting potential clients from

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Speaker 2: this video if you was a lot nicer.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this. Men who are powerful and have money,

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Speaker 3: like men who are truly powerful and have the coins

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Speaker 3: to afford to be able to pay somebody to do

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Speaker 3: something like this. A lot of them like being disrespected

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Speaker 3: to people doing what they say, so like they're kinky

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Speaker 3: in that, like, oh yeah, you know, direspect me in

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Speaker 1: Just respect me in the bedroom, but not on no video.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm not saying I'm not saying just in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh yea yeah, Like when women talk down on them,

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Speaker 1: like that's a turn on for them because they're so

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Speaker 3: Like freaking you saw that.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the Stormy Daniel's interview, the stripper that

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Speaker 1: said she banged Donald Trump that one time? Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: said that, like he was talking to her, real reckless

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Speaker 1: and he had like a Time magazine with his face

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Speaker 1: to her, he was being real disrespectful.

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Speaker 3: And then she checked them and a switch like went

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Speaker 3: off and he was like oh. He was like, I

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Speaker 3: like you. You remind me of my daughter.

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Speaker 1: Eh fucking stanchion with the magazine she said they only

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Speaker 1: slept together one time.

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Speaker 2: That's a damn lie. I mean I from waitress and

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Speaker 2: I I realized. Guys definitely like when you ignore them

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Speaker 2: and tell them what to do and be like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: get this, get this twelve thousand dollars bottle of champagne

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Speaker 2: just for yourself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should do that.

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Speaker 1: Celebrate, But you know this, like men who are powerful,

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Speaker 1: like when women stand up to certain women stand up

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Speaker 1: to them in situations because that's not what they're used to.

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Speaker 1: So her being disrespectful and cocky in that video probably

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Speaker 1: made her more alluring, more appealing.

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Speaker 3: To some you know, to some Jefferson or some sorry

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Speaker 3: not in that free people pillow case she had on

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, boo, Well I didn't see the I don't

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Speaker 3: know what you're talking about, and people listening to this

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Speaker 3: don't know what you're talking about either.

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Speaker 2: Listen, go on my page on Facebook. I reached five

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Speaker 2: thousand followers, so you probably can't. But yeah, no, there's

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Speaker 2: a video that talks about what's her name, her name is,

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Speaker 2: Her name is Marcia five, Marcia. Yeah, it's definitely fake.

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Speaker 3: It's not no black people named Marshall.

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Speaker 1: No, Marcia Brady Marcia Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then and then it's called extreme Love.

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Speaker 1: And she's thirty three years old, which is pretty old

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Speaker 1: If she's just making her money for herself, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: But for her, she said she's made nine thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: But she only goes on a date once a month. Marie,

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Speaker 3: Yo, one thousand dollars a month? Yeah, dude, come on, man,

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Speaker 3: what are you doing? That's money for hair? You notice

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Speaker 3: That's why? What is that then? Is that the shoe

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Speaker 3: That is a trip. But can I also just get

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Speaker 2: No, I know some girls who've gone on trips and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if I bring my friend with me, I

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Speaker 3: Listen, if a dude is like, yo, Marie, let's fly,

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Speaker 3: I've been like nah because I'm not sleeping with him.

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Speaker 3: Like, why no, girl, listen, but you too.

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Speaker 1: I would feel like when I if I go, we're

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Speaker 2: That's what you That's what's in the air. But at

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: You already paid for the hotel. I'm already here. What

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Speaker 1: Maybe what happens, what you're gonna do in Mexico. Dude,

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Speaker 1: you gotta make sure you have your money very much.

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Speaker 1: But I've been on trips to other friends they're like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I want you to come with me, And I've literally

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Speaker 1: So what bag you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe that's a bad analogy, but I'm cock blocking.

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Speaker 2: I'm a professional cock blocker. I've been there where my

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Speaker 3: The Sydney's there, I feel like, dudes, don't just assume

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Speaker 3: don't feel like, oh, you bringing a friend great. Nah.

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Speaker 3: But if they look at me, they're like.

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Speaker 2: Ah, you know why, dudes, they'll be like she black,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what white dudes, you know, but the

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Speaker 3: the Beigeness, like the bold and the bageness of it

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Speaker 3: who I am and who you are? Nah? Sis, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I only know about this from like later on in life,

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Speaker 2: but when not when I was in my early twenties

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Speaker 2: to whatever, every time I would go out with my friends,

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Speaker 2: like these dudes would be scared to talk to them

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Speaker 3: Old were these dudes? I feel like, you know, we

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Speaker 2: They are they are really now, but like seven years ago,

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you that, hey, I was really interested in

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Speaker 2: taking you and your friend now, and I'd be like,

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Speaker 2: where were we going to Chipriani's?

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Speaker 3: Where we going?

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Speaker 2: Like that's what my friends would be like, Yo, this

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Speaker 2: is the places we like to go. If anybody asked, boom,

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Speaker 2: if they want to ask what kind of drinks we like? Boom,

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Speaker 2: this is what kind of drinks we like? And I

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Speaker 2: already have the shit ready, Oh yeah, we like dom

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Speaker 2: I don't even like nobody actually likes dumb. Nobody likes it.

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Speaker 2: But that's what you say up top to let people

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Speaker 2: know what we work. Oh you want to hang with us,

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Speaker 2: you got to spend money.

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Speaker 1: You gotta pull that black card out, pull that blick

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Speaker 1: card out, the blick.

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Speaker 3: I mean whatever.

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Speaker 1: I mean all about using a man for what you need,

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Speaker 1: because they've been using women for centuries all they and

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Speaker 1: I feel like they're straight men listening to this right now,

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Speaker 1: And it's game man listening to this right now, But

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Speaker 1: I feel like gaming are a lot more free. Y'all

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Speaker 1: use each other like equally. But I feel like straight

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Speaker 1: men listening to this might be like, whoa, y'all sound

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Speaker 1: like gold diggers or hose. It's not We're not hose

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Speaker 1: if we're not having sex with you, and but we're

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Speaker 1: not gold diggers if we're not like we not marrying

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Speaker 1: you for money. We're literally just using you for like

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with a fucking hoe? Okay, what's wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: And why we what? Stop calling the hole?

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Speaker 3: Just say she's sexually exploredive? Okay, no, don't even say that.

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Speaker 3: Freaking so Carucci, Right, the chick that used to date

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Speaker 3: Chris Brown, she apparently is dating a basketball player now, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But so I read a comment that somebody put on

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Speaker 1: Jordan And wasn't she with Quavo from Migos? And now

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Speaker 3: And somebody commented, oh, a young pretty girl dated three

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Speaker 3: dudes in one year and she's a hoe. And like

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Speaker 3: when you break down the three dudes, which is nothing exactly,

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Speaker 3: it's nothing. But people were like, oh, she did shit,

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Speaker 3: just date. And it's like if a man.

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Speaker 1: No, when a man dates three women in like a week,

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Speaker 1: and I'm saying date real loose. If a dude banged

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Speaker 1: that dude is he pimpis right, that's a pimp. And

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Speaker 1: when you say date, he could have they these guys

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Speaker 1: could have just took her to dinner.

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Speaker 2: It could have went no further than we hanging out

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Speaker 2: and that's it. She You don't know if she went

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Speaker 2: back today place, and even if she did, look at

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Speaker 2: the caliber woman that she is, she ain't with no

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Speaker 2: bar back from Chili's she would top quality.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you got top shelf coats? Yeah, top shelf plus.

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Speaker 1: And the only reason why we know her business is

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Speaker 1: because she's a celebrity. You know how many regular people

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Speaker 1: who takeing the L train, who going on several dates

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Speaker 3: I had several day dates last week. I'm literally living

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Speaker 2: It's great as a single person, and you should be

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Speaker 2: able to because, honestly, what you're gonna wait till you

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Speaker 2: forty five to do it? Eat prey love, no, eat

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Speaker 2: pray love, do your shit. Now, live your life, figure

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Speaker 2: it out. How do you know what you want until

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Speaker 2: you do it? How do you know what you don't

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Speaker 2: like until you do it and realize? No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no no, don't put that there. I don't like

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Speaker 3: it in my ears?

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Speaker 2: Yeah oh no no no, I please get it off

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Speaker 2: my eyebrow.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, dick don't fit there? Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: please remove it from my baby? So sorry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I need my chin you I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Are you on my collarbone right now?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, sorry? Please please please with your balls.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of terrible ass dudes, can we get into this fabo.

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Speaker 3: Yes, fabulous who still doesn't know how to spell the

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Speaker 3: word fabulous. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So it came out last week that he and Emily

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Speaker 1: and he knocked tour her front teeth out. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know why people call it, say getting into a fight.

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Speaker 1: He beat her ass.

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Speaker 3: She didn't. She wasn't like grown ass. Man, can you like,

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Speaker 3: are you fighting a woman or are you just beating

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Speaker 3: a woman up?

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Speaker 2: He's beating a woman. I'm sorry. First of all, he

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Speaker 2: has crazy eyes, crazy teeth, crazy pretty crazy eyes.

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Speaker 1: First of all, he's got the dark circles underneath his

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Speaker 1: eyes that nigga don't sleep, okay, and somebody who don't

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Speaker 1: sleep and under distress and still doing mixtapes in twenty

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Speaker 1: eighteen after.

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Speaker 3: Being out for like sixteen years.

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Speaker 2: He's going through it okay, right, And so he allegedly

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Speaker 2: we're doing quotations, but I believe it. He knocked her

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Speaker 2: teeth out, and then apparently she he was in La. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she was in La, and he found out she was

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Speaker 2: in La and he was sending her like all.

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Speaker 1: These threatening texts. Well, this is the story that I heard.

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Speaker 1: I heard that Uh, my source told me. My source

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Speaker 1: is Wendy Williams. My source told me that she was

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Speaker 1: trying to leave him right, like they like they separated

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Speaker 1: or whatever. And she was in LA with like somebody

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Speaker 1: in French Montana's crew. So she was out there for

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Speaker 1: some dude and fab was out there for some chick because.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what works.

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Speaker 1: So they broke with cheating, right, they were both out there,

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Speaker 1: but he when he found out that she was there,

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Speaker 1: that's why he was mad, right, not because she was.

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Speaker 3: Just in LA, but because she was in LA for

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Speaker 3: some dude. And he was like, Oh, I'm a beach,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill you.

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Speaker 1: And so she called her dad and she was like,

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Speaker 1: there's some guns at the house back in Jersey.

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00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,439
Speaker 3: Please remove them from my house.

438
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,399
Speaker 1: So the dad and her brother go and they take

439
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,879
Speaker 1: the guns out, and Fabulous comes back to the house

440
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,360
Speaker 1: in New Jersey and it's flipping out because he can't

441
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,680
Speaker 1: find these guns, and he's like he tells the dad,

442
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,400
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I got a bullet with your name

443
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,800
Speaker 1: on it. So he was charged with like making terroristic threats.

444
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 1: But apparently he had beat her like days before that.

445
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 1: He knocked her teeth out days before that. Whatever the

446
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:28,119
Speaker 1: case is. I am so tired of people, no men,

447
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 1: defending trash like this. Yep, Okay, Like I don't want

448
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,000
Speaker 1: to hear Oh she should have left?

449
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 3: No, fuck you.

450
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 1: You don't know what domestic abuse, emotional abuse, verbal abuses.

451
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 3: You don't know what the mentality that is.

452
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 1: You're not in that situation, So how dare you be like, well,

453
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,400
Speaker 1: why don't she just leave?

454
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,199
Speaker 3: No? We have people who listen to this episode, to

455
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:55,000
Speaker 3: this podcast, right, who like, are with men who cheat

456
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 3: on them regularly yep, And they're like, well, I can't leave,

457
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,239
Speaker 3: and then the list reasons why they can't leave. How

458
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 3: we got kids, we got kids together, we've been together

459
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 3: for X amount of years, Like I don't work, I

460
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 3: still love him, I still love him, and blah blah

461
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,879
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. First of all, I'm not even making it.

462
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 3: I'm not even good at making excuses for myself, right,

463
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 3: and the dunt crap that I do, so I don't

464
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 3: have I don't have it in me and I and

465
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 3: I've never been in a situation like this. So for me,

466
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 3: I'm on the outside looking in, and I'm like, I

467
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:26,160
Speaker 3: wish somebody would try to put but you have no idea.

468
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 2: And just because this guy, first.

469
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 1: Of all, these people don't even you don't even know Fab,

470
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,719
Speaker 1: you don't even hang out with him.

471
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 3: You don't know, They don't know.

472
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,639
Speaker 1: AMZ was talking about it, and that's the most this

473
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: is the most fresh he's gotten since nineteen ninety eight.

474
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 3: Well, no, she was in Love and Hip Hop R

475
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 3: the first she's been working and she's been making money

476
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 3: and she's becoming a household name. You know, a black

477
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,119
Speaker 3: house name. Yeah, not a white house, but fabulous, Like,

478
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 3: can you name a fabulous song that came out in

479
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 3: the last five years? You killing right, I don't know,

480
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 3: since I have no idea, no idea.

481
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 1: Whenever I was in Lomrina all summer that I remember that,

482
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't even.

483
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 3: Know what that is. Whatever.

484
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 2: My brother was a fabulous fan really yeah shit, But anyway,

485
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 2: she was on the show. In the beginning of the show,

486
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,439
Speaker 2: you could tell that, well, Fab was never seen in

487
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 2: the show. He didn't want to be in the family

488
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 2: portrait all this blah blah blah.

489
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: And they have like two kids together. They have like

490
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 3: an eleven year old.

491
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, they all up on the GRAM in furs and

492
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 2: whatnot and Halloween costumes and you like, oh, that's a

493
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 2: that's relationship goals.

494
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 3: But you don't know, you don't really know the realty.

495
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,919
Speaker 2: So like these all these people are defending him, and

496
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 2: it's like, well, I want to figure out what the

497
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 2: real story is before I start believing her.

498
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: But that's the problem. Is that's the problem, y'all don't

499
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 1: want to believe a woman. Everything is all she lying,

500
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: She won money, blah blah blah, she has more money

501
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: than fab At this point, you think those Mona Scott

502
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: checks are going farther for her than his DJ Clue

503
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 1: mixtape checks. That's that's how I feel about that. Yes

504
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 1: I do, but I I don't know.

505
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 3: It's just messy. It's people make excuses for men, and people,

506
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 3: uh like don't trust women. But it's like, I don't know.

507
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 3: That's why I don't dated dudes with chipped teeth. I

508
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: don't wear. I don't date dudes that wear dow rags

509
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 3: outside the house. I don't date. I don't. That's like,

510
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 3: that's not what That's not what my brand is.

511
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 2: Have you got three Cubriconia earrings? No, you definitely gonna

512
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 2: hit me with them. Claire's necessories.

513
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: I'm all said, Okay, Claires, Yeah you get on Claires.

514
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 1: You can't even go to Jarrett. A man in a

515
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 1: black turtleneck, he beating you.

516
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 3: He had black turtleneck going fab he's had he's he's

517
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 3: worn black turtlenecks before.

518
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 2: Steve Jobs also wore black turtle necks. Yeah, but he

519
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: was frail and you know he needed insulin. He wasn't

520
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 2: hitting nobody. Your his sugar was low.

521
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 3: It's very low.

522
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just don't understand, like these guys who

523
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 2: be ready.

524
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,959
Speaker 3: We're never gonna understand. We're never understand why people make

525
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 3: excuses for other people, Like I mean, and as a woman,

526
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 3: like really, none of us are safe honestly. Ever, Like

527
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 3: jay Z cheated on Beyonce and people are okay. So

528
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 3: this is the other thing that I've been seeing.

529
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,479
Speaker 1: Is uh, people are like, oh, it's different.

530
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 3: So who got cheated on recently? Was there a celebrity

531
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 3: that got cheated on recently that it came everybody's always

532
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 3: getting che I think it's the Cardi B. So apparently

533
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 3: Cardi B is pregnant by Offset. I turned Offset on

534
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 3: and people are like, he cheated on her, she should

535
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 3: leave and other people are like, but jay Z cheated

536
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: on Beyonce and she went she turned around and had

537
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 3: twins with him, and they're like, yeah, but it's different.

538
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: They've been together longer, And a comment that I read was, oh,

539
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: so if we're together for a long time, cheating is cool.

540
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: And people are trying to make excuses as to why

541
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: she stayed. She got money, he got money. They're both

542
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: worth half a billion. She loves him and honestly, no,

543
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: no marriage. There's gonna be some ups and downs, for

544
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 1: better for worse, And honestly, I don't think cheating is

545
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: a deal breaker uptime.

546
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 3: I don't top listen you if I think you cheat,

547
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 3: you know, on me.

548
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: No, First of all, I'm going crazy because when you

549
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: think someone's cheating, you're going through their phone, everything that

550
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: they say you're suspicious of. They talk to somebody on

551
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: the phone too low. You be trying to like break

552
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: your neck to hear who they're talking to. When you

553
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: think someone's cheating on you, you go crazy right one.

554
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: So that's not something that's not a way that I

555
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: ever want to feel. But if you're cheating on me,

556
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: then that means you don't respect me, and I don't

557
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: need to be here.

558
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: No, I think that the type of cheating you're saying

559
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 2: is something that's like ongoing. I feel like, if you're

560
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 2: out and fucking, something happens and you slip up, then boom,

561
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: that's a one time.

562
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: That's one and done. No, that's the one and done.

563
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: But if you are like taking somebody out, going on trips, texting,

564
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, then that's an affair.

565
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah, that's an affair.

566
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 2: But I feel like if it's a things happen, especially

567
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: in this industry, it's happen to me.

568
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 3: Sis where you say.

569
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: This now because you first of all, have you ever

570
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: been in love?

571
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 3: Have you ever been in love? No?

572
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: I have not exactly, so you're talking from somebody, but

573
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: I hold blooded.

574
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

575
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 1: But also like I don't think that I want to

576
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: get married. I feel like I want.

577
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 3: To, Like I feel I just want to be like

578
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 3: the cool aunt right later in life that like you

579
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 3: this hold on. I feel like I just want to

580
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,479
Speaker 3: be the cool aunt that just has like boyfriends, like

581
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 3: lots of boyfriends, or people who think they my boyfriend,

582
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 3: you know, just date a lot, open relationship. It app

583
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 3: if I'm gonna be like, freaking what Channing Tatum is

584
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 3: getting a divorce? Freaking out about that? The step up,

585
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 3: The step up, Yeah, step up, bigga. Well they met

586
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 3: on the step step Up.

587
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: Which is beautiful. It's a great love story, but ship

588
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: runs out.

589
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 3: It's time.

590
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: They just had a baby. They be looking real happy.

591
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,479
Speaker 1: They they're actors. They have to they're not.

592
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,719
Speaker 3: She's like to answer, she's not an actress. She's an

593
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 3: actress too. They're not that good since it's not Meryl Street.

594
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: Okay, but they know how to act enough to look

595
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: like they are having a good time.

596
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 3: I mean the filters that they be using on Instagram

597
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 3: is what makes it lovey dovey. You'd be like, is

598
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: that lark? No, they threw a Valencia on there.

599
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 2: It's the dog. It's the dog ears that make them.

600
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: The marriage is everlasting and the cat knows.

601
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 3: So do you think that, because if you're saying that,

602
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 3: like in the industry, people gonna cheat, do you think

603
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 3: that it makes sense to get married as a famous person.

604
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 2: It's a it's a gamble. It's definitely a gamble. You're

605
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: throwing the dice out there. If you're like, listen, first

606
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 2: of all, there's gonna be public, so everybody's gonna be

607
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: watching our relationship, and then there's gonna people.

608
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: But you don't have to you don't have to make

609
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: your relationship. You don't have to post everything that you're

610
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: so public, you're famous. People are gonna be out here looking.

611
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: You can't just go to the club. You can't just

612
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant. You just can't go to the

613
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: like it's not that simple, especially if you're that level

614
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: of a celebrity where everybody want to know.

615
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 3: You got paparazzi and you know what, those white people

616
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: look so alike to me that like, if if if

617
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: Channing Tatum through a little base, like a little baseball

618
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: cap one what was in the produce aisle of Trader Joe's,

619
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: I would not recognize him, look like the like the

620
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 3: white dude from us step up, like, I wouldn't even

621
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: recognize him. He came into the bar.

622
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 2: When I tell you, everybody was like, first of all,

623
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 2: he's tall.

624
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 3: He's not sure he's he's got to be like six

625
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 3: to two. That's that's sexy. He Oh, and he's got

626
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: to step up to that, Okay, step up to the streets.

627
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: He's got a good back.

628
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: He was with her, and hebody was looking at her.

629
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: But she's pretty in the photos. She is gorgeous. She's

630
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 3: so no one was looking at herd everybody was talking

631
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: to him and acting like who is this woman? Right?

632
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 3: But this was like a couple of years ago, because no,

633
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: this is like, this is like seven years ago, right,

634
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 3: that's a that's a couple of years ago.

635
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: She wasn't really like she's somebody that people recognize a

636
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: little bit more now, but seven years ago, like he

637
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: was on the top of his I don't even know

638
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: what movies he's done, his magic micro magic mic but

639
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: six to one, that's beautiful.

640
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's real little right, yes, like top something.

641
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: He got a great jaw, great jaw. He had what

642
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: was the what was the outfit was? He had like

643
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 2: a little sweater sweatershirt on a sweatshirt, not a sweater shirt,

644
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 2: a sweatshirt, I think that's what the white people call.

645
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: Had a cowl neck going on like a drop, yeah,

646
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: a little sad neck, sad, a stretched neck one.

647
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 3: He had an uncircumcised neck one.

648
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: And he had like some nice jeans on or whatever.

649
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: He looked so fine that everybody, women were coming up

650
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: to me like, can I get him a drink?

651
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 3: No? He could get his own drink. Can I get

652
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 3: him a drink? That's the level of attractive? Can I

653
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Speaker 3: get him?

654
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: No?

655
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 3: Girl, I want women to come up with life. Could

656
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: get him a drink?

657
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: Like?

658
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?

659
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: If people were real disrespectful where I was getting mad?

660
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: I felt like it was my man. I was like,

661
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 2: are you serious?

662
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: Right now?

663
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 3: Do you see that we out? It's date night, I'm

664
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 3: at work and he's here visiting me on my job

665
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 3: the hook. I said that you're crazy?

666
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, he I mean, and he got those eyes,

667
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: those piercing eyes.

668
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 3: Right. But if he had a hat on and some

669
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 3: sunglasses and we were at Trader Joe's, would you, like

670
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 3: you would be like, oh, that's a big body. Do

671
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 3: is that John Cena? Like? You probably wouldn't even he

672
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 3: do look recognize exactly? Yeah, definitely definitely. That's what I'm saying.

673
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to be that famous.

674
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 3: You don't, Marie, I don't want to be that famous.

675
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 3: You have.

676
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: Your hair is a statement in itself, and whenever you walk,

677
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: you already famous just with hair.

678
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: So imagine you get on a couple of TV shows.

679
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna be that, Okay, well cool, you know what.

680
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 3: I'll take like Channing Tatum level fame, but I don't

681
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: want like Beyonce level fame. I don't want Michael Jackson fame.

682
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,959
Speaker 2: Girl, Just in our common, common world, we're that famous.

683
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 3: That's will know who we are. We're basically we're basically

684
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: so long, Oh my god, And that's me every day,

685
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 3: just shink sing, shouting that to people.

686
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: Please don't touch that. I'd be like cranes in the sky, bitch,

687
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: that's what I do.

688
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 3: Wait, so Sidy, people know that I've been hoeing and

689
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: it is on the Patreon.

690
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: That's the update on my life. What's the update on

691
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: your life? Update on my life? You know, there's literally

692
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: no wrong answer here, there is no wrong answer.

693
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 3: But you watch what you say.

694
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: You gotta watch what you say on this podcast because

695
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: I know, I know y'all people who'll be like, oh

696
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: my god to listen to the podcast and then be

697
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 2: running to my.

698
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 3: Girl, Oh did you know? Yeah? See this.

699
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,479
Speaker 2: I feel like this podcast is between me and Marie

700
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: and y'all. Why y'all gotta go to the other people

701
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: and be like, did you hear the podcast.

702
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 3: No, you don't need to do all that.

703
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, you do have to do that because

704
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: that's how the podcast will grow. So please continue to

705
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: rat Sydney O. You just don't need to run up

706
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: on Adrian about that. Well, see, that's the people who

707
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: are listening that do that. Who's the dude in Jersey,

708
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: that rude guy in Jersey.

709
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, Adrian, what I heard about you

710
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 3: is that's disrespectful. You know, me and Adrian we literally

711
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 3: I actually.

712
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 2: Think it's Adrian and I, Adrian and I, Adrian and me.

713
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 2: This I'm on brand, you know, grammatically errors all day.

714
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 3: I feel like medical errors all day.

715
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: Anyways, I feel like I'm doing a lot in comedy

716
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 2: up every night. I'm getting more stuff. I'm doing auditions,

717
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: yes read, yes, Yes, you're doing things on camera. Yes,

718
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: you're working with a coach privately. Yes, I'm doing all

719
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: the things that I need to get to where I

720
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: want to go. And it's but it's a lot of

721
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: being in a relationship with somebody who's literally grinding every

722
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: day and they're not thinking about their significant other all

723
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 2: the time, you know. I mean when I met her,

724
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: when I met her. I was like, I'm busy. Comedy first,

725
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: the Lord first, comedy first? Can you have to first first?

726
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: I think it's one's got to be first one.

727
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 3: So God in your life, in your gay as life,

728
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: God delivered, delivered, Okay, So God's first, Okay, cool.

729
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I've I've been consistent with that. Comedy

730
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: has definitely and the thing that wakes me up a

731
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: lot of days, especially on my lowest days.

732
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: So she knows the deal, but it's a lot. I mean,

733
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: it's easy to forget the deal. And sometimes things get old, right,

734
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,959
Speaker 3: Like you think in the beginning, you start dating somebody,

735
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, I'm busy, I don't really have time

736
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 3: for this.

737
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: You say, oh, yeah, that's fine. I could probably change this.

738
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: I could change them, I could change that part of

739
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: their life. Sis, we not tires. You can't change us. Yes,

740
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: this is how they are, but this is how women are.

741
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: Women are like, Oh, they saying that they don't want

742
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship. They're saying that they don't

743
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: like commitment. They're saying that they're too busy to see me.

744
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 2: I could change that, Like I said, it's Sis, we

745
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 2: ain't tires.

746
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 3: You can't change us can't. We can't be changed.

747
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: This is if we change, it's going to be on

748
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: our terms when we want. There's gonna be things that

749
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 2: happen that this is going to gradually change somebody.

750
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 3: Anyway. It's called growth, growth, growth, growth.

751
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: But what so you said all this stuff to her

752
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 1: and you've been consistent, But what happened?

753
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 3: Becuse she not happy or she's okay? Podcasts are not Patreon?

754
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm just sis. You don't got to get

755
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 3: that deep into it. The way that you're talking, you're

756
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 3: alluding to it not being what she wants or I

757
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 3: never said alluded in my life. So what is That's growth?

758
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 3: That's growth?

759
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: But anyway, so you're doing all these things, and what

760
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: does that mean about your relationship?

761
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I have a couple of things

762
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: on the calendar that like, don't take no shows on

763
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 2: this day because we're gonna do some stuff.

764
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta reserve datenight. You should otherwise you're

765
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: gonna turn into Channing and his wife.

766
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I don't know how busy they are,

767
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 3: but she doing things now.

768
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 2: And then the other thing is that i've been out here,

769
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on in the air. But

770
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: like dudes have been coming my way, they trying to

771
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 2: wear me down. They like they are trying to wear

772
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 2: me down. They trying to be like, yay, I feel

773
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 2: like I feel like you could come back to Dick,

774
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 2: and it's like, could I can you in this climate?

775
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 2: Absolutely not in this climate. It's just guys don't know

776
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 2: how to free. There's men punching out people's teeth. There's

777
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 2: dudes pulling out their dicks. Yes, there's me too.

778
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 4: No.

779
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: I feel like with the women, at least there's an

780
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 2: open discussion. I'm never that afraid to talk with another

781
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 2: woman about my feelings.

782
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 3: Oh, we're talking about feelings now. I feel we should

783
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: say feelings for the patriots. I'm talking about feelings right now.

784
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: I just so.

785
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: But my question, so, my question for you is like

786
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: dudes have been and dudes have always been coming up

787
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: to you in a relationship.

788
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 3: Men, when what what day did a man not approach you?

789
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 3: They've come up to you every day.

790
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: Ever since You've been talking about this host and tenure.

791
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: You're like, so, what's good with your friend? People be

792
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 2: in my dmy people have been asking about that before

793
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 2: the centennial don't do that. Don't you don't do that

794
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 2: to me on this podcast on the Unofficial Expert podcast,

795
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: my question for you is like.

796
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 3: Like men come up to you, Siddley. You first of all,

797
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 3: your boob stay out, be up to your chin, but

798
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: the titties will be out to your like past your knees. Like,

799
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: I don't understand what you're talking about. Like men always

800
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: approach you. You be on the bus, dudes be like hey,

801
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 3: you be on the train. Dudes be like hey, you'll

802
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 3: be crossing the street. Dudess be like you're like men talk.

803
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 3: You be on the bike, people are like, you want

804
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 3: to go out sometime.

805
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: Actually, when I was on a bike, they thought I

806
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 2: was a prostitute. So to be honest with how what

807
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: prostitutes ride bikes? Listen, the dude thought this was the

808
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 2: uber eats a pussy.

809
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: I said, what do you what do you think.

810
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you know you work in I was

811
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: like the guy pulled up in a car while I

812
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: was on a bike. He was trying to talk to

813
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: me from the bike, and then he thought I was

814
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: working well because the area at the time of the

815
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: night it was a couple people working, but they weren't

816
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: on bikes. They were working. Maybe thought he was delivering drugs.

817
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: He thought you were getting your high maintenance nasis. He

818
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,479
Speaker 1: definitely thought I was selling ass on a bike.

819
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 3: I don't want. I don't want bike ass by bike coach,

820
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 3: some sweaty and dank. Some dudes are into that ship.

821
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 3: I want some dank bike coach. Some dudes are into

822
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 3: that ship. Yo, some dudes like it a little. Uh

823
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: like tastes like.

824
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: Iron batteries, tastes like magnesi magnetia, tastes like magneto. That

825
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 2: magneto a side of soy saul. Oh when the ship

826
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 2: tastes like soweet sauce?

827
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: You like?

828
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 3: Yo? Where a fry rest at broccoli? Magnets and broccoli? Oh?

829
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 3: Can I get that general to general soas thulls. Yeah,

830
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 3: I think it's silent. I think it's that the whole

831
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 3: time it has been. But you know this is why

832
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 3: men don't take you seriously, because you don't know how

833
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 3: to say general.

834
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 2: So general bull say, I haven't had Chinese food in years. Oh,

835
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: that's stand rotation. When once you go to Chinese food,

836
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: dish pork fry, rice, chicken wings chopped up barbecue ketchup hot.

837
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 3: So listen, I'll do chicken wings because I know what

838
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 3: a wing looks like. But that pork, it could be

839
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: diced rat if I don't, if I can't see the shape,

840
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 3: like if I'm like because the texture be wrong chicken.

841
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: But I'll send you a video of them, like slice

842
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 3: skinning rats in an alley of a Chinese food restaurant.

843
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: That's what the chicken and broccoli be. That ratitituy tastes

844
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: quite divided rat. That ratitue is quite seasoned, seasoned quite

845
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: that rat got that MSG?

846
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 3: Listen, MSG makes the world go round.

847
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but I'm still I will eat some chicken

848
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: wings and some fries because I know what fries is

849
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: supposed to taste like, and I know.

850
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 3: What chicken wings. The shape of them is right. You

851
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 3: can't bend a rat body into.

852
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 2: I've been wrapping in my life forever, all my life.

853
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 3: Still I rise, I mean, I mean, ratten.

854
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 2: I'm good. Are you actually if you eat rat? I

855
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: heard it like strengthens your bones.

856
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 3: Well, you got real frail bones, so I'm not really

857
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 3: sure where you getting this science. Bro I look frail,

858
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 3: but my bones are not frail. Well, you did fall yesterday.

859
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: You get hurt your Oh my god, let me tell

860
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: you how terrible my fucking friend is.

861
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no no no my friend you mean

862
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 3: your equilibrium. No, by friend, I mean my core. Uh

863
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,959
Speaker 3: no you. Oh I fall, I slowly fall, I miss

864
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 3: a step.

865
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Speaker 1: Listen to this, Let me paint the stories, let me

866
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: set the scene, because you're doing a good job. So

867
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: we're out last night living our best lives. Right, So

868
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: we're doing the audience warm up for Michelle Buteau whenever

869
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: she's going to be on the podcast. The name of

870
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: the podcast is late Night Whenever and uh So, for

871
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: the month of April, Sitney and I are doing the

872
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: audience warm up every Tuesday night at w NYC Boom

873
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: plugged it Come see us.

874
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: And Sidney was like, oh, there's a photo booth. Sydney

875
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: is queen of knowing her angles, knowing what like what

876
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 3: her light is. She was like, let's go take some

877
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 3: more photos. She turns around and she she spun real

878
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 3: Gone with the Wind, fabulous, Real Kenya more Real, Real

879
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 3: Housewives of Atlanta. She spins around, trips on the speaker

880
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 3: on the stage, falls in slow motion to the ground,

881
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 3: somebody trying to help her.

882
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: I said, no, the people are a photo handing out

883
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: their hands. But it was like I'm smacking hands away,

884
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: smacking all the hands away. And she pulls out her pot.

885
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: She's like, let me get it, and I said, oh wow, yes,

886
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: And she laughed the whole time while she takes a

887
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 2: pitre the entire time.

888
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: We'll post a picture of me just on the ground falling.

889
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: She'll pose hard. Oh, I fall on a regular basis.

890
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: That's in my that's in my regimen. I mean, you

891
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 2: fell last night. What do you When was the last

892
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 2: time you felt before that that you were embarrassed? Because

893
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: you weren't embarrassed yesterday?

894
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 3: Were you remember I went over to tried to hop

895
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 3: the turnstile and fell on that. Oh talk about that please.

896
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: There was a couple of weeks where your girl was like,

897
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,479
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna get any money anytime soon.

898
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: And the debit card my Netflix that canceled. It was

899
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,479
Speaker 1: it was a rough week.

900
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 3: We're doing this not on the Patreon, We're doing this

901
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 3: on the freakout It.

902
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 2: I'm letting people know so y'all could do Nate. It's

903
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: like Netflix, Netflix got cut off.

904
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 3: Wow. It was a sad time.

905
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: Yo.

906
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, am I gonna make it?

907
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 2: And I didn't even want to ask Adrian because I

908
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: was like, dude, she's already helping me so much. Adrian

909
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: doesn't have a Netflix no, because I was like, I'm

910
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: gonna take tip. I'm gonna take care of that.

911
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 3: I'm the man.

912
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 2: I got it. I got this, okay. So you know

913
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: there was a couple of times you were swiping me through.

914
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: I was going through what you Oh, I swiped my

915
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: metro card and Sidney was staying behind me, and when

916
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: I tell you, she smashed her body directly onto my

917
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: ass and I was like, wait, we both go.

918
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: We both went through it the same time. Twenty one sandwich.

919
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 3: I'll do what I can. Uh.

920
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: So I'm looking and mind you. I'm on I'm in

921
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: Times Square. Oh, you're in the in the heart of

922
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: the city. Yeah, where you know the cops stay hot

923
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 2: on that area.

924
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't care because I don't have

925
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 3: the money.

926
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: It don't even does be cops. It'll be like Marines

927
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: with like AK forty sevens. You jumped, okay, so you

928
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: swipe your Metric card. No, I didn't swipe my metric card.

929
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: I knew there was. I walked in knowing there's no

930
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 1: money on this card.

931
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 3: So you need to pretend to swap. I didn't even pretend.

932
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: I didn't go to the booth the gate agent and say,

933
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: let's call that I swapped my car, but it's not working.

934
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 3: Can you just can you buzzy through the door?

935
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 2: I just I was already at an audition acting. I

936
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 2: don't need to act like I have some fucking money.

937
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm poor.

938
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 2: Oh, so listen, if you're gonna jump the turnstile, you

939
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 2: gotta you gotta do a you gotta.

940
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: Jump start it. You can't just you can't start at

941
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 3: the turn so no, you're gonna have to. No, you

942
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 3: don't have to jump.

943
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: So you gotta have You gotta place your arms on

944
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: both sides.

945
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: You gotta have some moment all the way over.

946
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: You gotta have since you gotta have good course strength

947
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: to pull your legs up over. Yeah, you gotta have

948
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 2: good arms, good corps.

949
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 3: Well, when's the last time you went to the gym?

950
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: Listeners?

951
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 3: Lasst year? Last year? Last what last year? What month

952
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 3: is twelve months of the year summertime? Yeah, oh saw

953
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 3: male time. Okay, well you wow, Okay, so you hadn't

954
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 3: you didn't stretch nope?

955
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: Okay, so you get to the turn to do I

956
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: didn't do no downward dog, no nothing.

957
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 2: I was just like, no sun salutation, no nothing, this

958
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: and I death didn't have it.

959
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 3: You jumped over? What kind of what was the footwear?

960
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: What kind of clothes?

961
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 2: Had a wedged heel on? No, foolish, that's a terrible

962
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 2: thing to try to hop the turn. Stuff you need

963
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 2: I don't know, not even a Jordan.

964
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 3: You gotta have like an air Mac Yes, air Max

965
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 3: was perfect for that.

966
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: Have on a van or something would have bounce something

967
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: that you pumped.

968
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 3: I feel like you gotta have on vans because you

969
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 3: know the skateboarders they be jumping up Tony Hawk. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

970
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: you gotta have some quick silver.

971
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go to that place called Blades and

972
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: get you some of them sneakers.

973
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: You gotta go to poc Sun. Whatever shoes they got.

974
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hot Topic got the cheap one, Hot top top.

975
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 2: I got the cheap ones too, if you need to,

976
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 2: if you need to jump the turnstile. But let me

977
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 2: tell you, let me get them. I definitely did not

978
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: make it. And then I jumped again.

979
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 3: Wait, you didn't make it the first time. Hold on, you.

980
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: Jumped and your l they didn't go up high enough. So

981
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: we're back where you start. So then you try to

982
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: jump the second time, made it.

983
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: Over flew my shoes that like, uh, the tip of

984
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 2: my shoes fucking hit the ground cracked and so now

985
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 2: my your shoes cracked.

986
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 3: You had on a last slipper. What are you talking about?

987
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's something about the shoe that now

988
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 2: they're talking the soul peeled off. Now my shoes are

989
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 2: a Marie.

990
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 4: Tucking tucking, tooking tucking to me.

991
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: I appreciate you giving Amory some some play on the podcast.

992
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,439
Speaker 2: But she's pregnant, by the way, I know that song

993
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 2: You're pregnant by who her manager?

994
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 3: That's really not a manager.

995
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: That's she's not a manager because she he's not managing her.

996
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 3: She's not managing to get her on the radio.

997
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's managing her just as a wife. I guess

998
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 2: I think a Maria and Fabulous have a song together.

999
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: That's how old, really oldly relevant they are. Yeah, I

1000
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 2: wonder what she feels about him.

1001
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 3: I mean I have no idea, you know, but I

1002
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 3: didn't know the words.

1003
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 2: Oh nobody do. Who knows these songs? Nobody knows these

1004
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: fucking songs. We'll get to the chorus so people can.

1005
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 4: Hear chucking tucking talking to me.

1006
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: My shoes be talking talking to me. I like, how

1007
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: you just had that cute up? Oh yeah, I had already.

1008
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: You knew you were going to say that line today.

1009
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 3: That yo, that's what my shoes looked like. I still

1010
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: haven't gotten fixed, and you're here with no gorilla glue. No,

1011
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 3: just bad. Wait did you get stocked by the cops

1012
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 3: and anybody help? No?

1013
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: So then two people try to help me up, but

1014
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: they were laughing so hard that it made me upset

1015
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: that I was like, I'm fine, I'm good. And then

1016
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: the guy was like, are you sure you don't look good?

1017
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: And I was like what? And then he gave me

1018
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: his hand and I got up. But it was really embarrassing.

1019
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: You didn't ask for a swag. The woman was like,

1020
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: you could have just asked for a swine. It was

1021
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: a black lady or white lady. It was a white lady.

1022
00:47:54,360 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: Shannon hit you with the embarrassing a Kate Kathy I

1023
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: Hanna hit you with day Canna a Marsha Ashley actually

1024
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: with three e's.

1025
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 3: That's rough. It was really bad speaking it really bad.

1026
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: I almost burned my apartment building down last week. Beautiful.

1027
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 3: Thank you so Sydney and I. You know, we host

1028
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 3: a monthly show in the on the Lower east Side

1029
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 3: last Wednesday, last Wednesday of every month, so we had

1030
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 3: the show. It was great. I had spent most of

1031
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: the day drinking with a gentleman caller with a lover

1032
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 3: of mine, and then I went to the show and

1033
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 3: I was drinking at the show and it was a

1034
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: good show. So I was like, yeah, all the roses

1035
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 3: and uh and.

1036
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: And then I uh. They went to get food and

1037
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna go home. I got food

1038
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: at home, right. I got this like fancy as Trader

1039
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 1: Joe's pizza.

1040
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm doing really them crust one. It was

1041
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: like it has like I wish I took a picture

1042
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 3: of the day. It's flaky too. It's a French one.

1043
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 2: My old roommate used to get those and we would

1044
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: bust them ships down. Yes a little bit. Harmon, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Harmon.

1045
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 3: It's so good. Can we go to Trader Joe's after

1046
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 3: this and go get a pizza. Listen. I don't know.

1047
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 3: I gotta see what the what the unofficial expert budget budget.

1048
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: You gotta check the treasury checked the safe deposit box. Okay,

1049
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: let's talk to the secretary about that.

1050
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 3: So I go home.

1051
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm drunk, and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna make a pizza.

1052
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna heat this Trader Joe's grey air up. Preheat

1053
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 1: the oven. It says four fifty.

1054
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 3: I feel like that's too hot, but I triple read

1055
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 3: the instructions. It said for fifty ten minutes, set a

1056
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 3: time around the on the stove for ten minutes.

1057
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: Freaking fell asleep on the couch. Woke up with the

1058
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: beeping noise. My smoke detector woke me up. Smoke in

1059
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: the in the apartment. The pizza had been in there

1060
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: for over an hour. Marie, smoky, just smoke. Feel like

1061
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: I turn the exhaust on. You know, the thing over

1062
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: the stove. It doesn't do anything, It don't work. It's

1063
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: just loud.

1064
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 3: Girl. The piece was black in the black black black

1065
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 3: it was. It looked like a black frisbee. It was crispity, crunchy.

1066
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 3: Wesley snipes play. Now, Now, what did your roommate say?

1067
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 3: Because the grounds for like, yo, you need to take

1068
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 3: a break. You can't use the oven for like a week,

1069
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 3: you're on timeout. She wasn't there. She was at some

1070
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 3: dude's house. Thank god. No.

1071
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: No, but actually that would have been bad because you

1072
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: would have been burning in that place by yourself. No,

1073
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: our smoke detector batteries was up to date, like it worked.

1074
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: I would have stopp dropping world right off that cap.

1075
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: I'd be sleeping through every Tangieve that I would have slept.

1076
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 3: Would you would have slept through the smoke? It was

1077
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 3: so loud? Yeah, I'll mean, do y'all have a smoke

1078
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 3: detector in here? Because I don't see one right there?

1079
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 3: That might be carbon monoxide though, or y'all got a

1080
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 3: two in one we got we got a couple. I

1081
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: don't know, but that's crazy, Marie.

1082
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 2: That's that's grounds for, like yo, sis, you gotta you

1083
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 2: gotta stay, got to the roommate contract yet to say

1084
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 2: something somewhere else.

1085
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: No, she wasn't there, But the apartment's like smoke for

1086
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 3: like three days after that. I would have just been

1087
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 3: mad about the fucking pizza. I was upset. I wanted

1088
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 3: to bring the burnt pizza back to Trader Joe's and

1089
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 3: be like, can I get my money back? Yeah?

1090
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: It says for fifty on the box with its rest

1091
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: for fifty. I mean it also said ten minutes, and

1092
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: it was in there for ten times.

1093
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 3: I wouldn't tell them that.

1094
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all put it in for four fifty and

1095
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: look at it now, Okay, can I get my money back?

1096
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: First of all, like it was so it was burnt

1097
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: so bad that like when I picked it up, pieces

1098
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: just started breaking off, like it was so it was

1099
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: like fragile. It was like it was so if I

1100
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: put it in the box and bought it to Trader Joe's,

1101
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: it would just be dust black dust when I got there,

1102
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: because it wouldn't have made it whole.

1103
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 3: It's like the bodies from the Titanic.

1104
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: No, It's like do you know Pompeii. Oh yeah, it

1105
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: was like the Bodies of Pompeii. Oh great reference. I

1106
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: need to go read Thank you pompe b O M

1107
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 1: p e I.

1108
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 3: I I think it's Pompeii mm hmm. Sis.

1109
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 2: I just just want, uh, you know, to flourish the

1110
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: summertime I feel like I'm definitely gonna go back to

1111
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 2: the gym because I just want to get ready for

1112
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 2: anything and everything, you know, just in cause I gotta

1113
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 2: do a nude scene.

1114
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 3: Scene out to get you don't just your monster ball scene.

1115
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh no, Billy Bob throwing it up, You're

1116
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 2: doing a nude scene. I'm not well, first of all,

1117
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 2: because I have I have fake boobs, and I just

1118
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: spent so much money not to just be showing them

1119
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 2: to everybody.

1120
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,919
Speaker 3: So you want people to see them, you know, I don't.

1121
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 3: I don't. I'm actually like to keep those things to myself.

1122
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 4: What.

1123
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: I don't even really have any nudes in my in

1124
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 3: my phone, I don't. I know it's nudes in the cloud.

1125
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 3: And we got no nudes from this year. No, not

1126
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 3: this year, dude, just nuts from like years ago.

1127
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 2: But I haven't. I don't really take pictures of my

1128
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 2: body like that. Now as an adult, I'm like, I

1129
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 2: know what it looked like. I see it every day.

1130
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 3: Do you take nudes? No, I don't. Have you ever

1131
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 3: taken it? No, I haven't never. I don't think so. No,

1132
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 3: I don't recall what you mean. No, I don't think

1133
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 3: that I've ever taken nudes.

1134
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: I facetimeed like butt naked really, but then be like,

1135
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: don't be screenshot in this, And then I feel like

1136
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: people do as of late. No, not recently when I

1137
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend, but well I would be naked.

1138
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice. I just I feel like, you know,

1139
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 3: you gotta what are the dude rules? You gotta crost

1140
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 3: You can't have your face in it right right right,

1141
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 3: right right, no recognizable marks or tattoos.

1142
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, but me, I always have my

1143
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 2: face in my shit because I was like, my face

1144
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 2: look good.

1145
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 3: Face is the best part of these nudes. Okay, especially

1146
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 3: when I didn't have no breast. Oh my god. I

1147
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 3: was like, you, I feel like.

1148
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: You should just get the nude of you were sending

1149
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: news when you didn't have any boobs?

1150
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? Were you trying to get the whole body in?

1151
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 3: Did you have like a listen?

1152
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 2: I was like, if I do it from the top,

1153
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 2: like the city looked bigger.

1154
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 3: Than if I do it from the top, my nipples

1155
00:53:58,239 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 3: will look like boobs.

1156
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: If you do it from the bottom too, you get

1157
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 1: that under boom ay yai yai for the bottom, yes,

1158
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: but under boobs. I thought you didn't have any boom

1159
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: I had. I had a yo from the bottom, though

1160
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: it was a succulent a minus yo.

1161
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 2: That's a strong you like, oh, I'll take that out.

1162
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 2: I get from the bottom, I get some of the

1163
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 2: little areola.

1164
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 3: I feel like you were using a selfie stick and

1165
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 3: you get your getting your toes and your nudes. That's

1166
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 3: how you're rude as fuck.

1167
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: No no way put doing it from the ground. Yo,

1168
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: you said a timer, put your phone on the ground

1169
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: and then just stood on.

1170
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 2: Hate bitches like that dude due to timer, and then

1171
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 2: they like dancing from this, Like, come on, girl, it's

1172
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 2: not that serious. Get a friend, a friend, friends your

1173
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 2: nudes actually to close? I had, did I see you

1174
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 2: the old pictures of me that this photographer took pictures

1175
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 2: of me, and I had like I had like a

1176
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 2: rope in my mouth. It was crazy. I was so

1177
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: fucked up in the photo shoot. It was like I

1178
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 2: had fur on the ground. Oh it's so sad. Let

1179
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 2: me show you was getting your Burt Reynolds one.

1180
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 3: It was real.

1181
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 2: Terry Richardson or whatever you call that dude, it was

1182
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 2: real sad. I was like we call him a perv.

1183
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 2: It was like what am I doing with my life?

1184
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: I was like, this is why you can't do drugs?

1185
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 2: But did the shots look good?

1186
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 3: Though? I'm gonna show you them and you're gonna be like, oh, I'm.

1187
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: Super excited to see these photos. I feel like I've

1188
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: learned so much about you in the last couple of

1189
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: weeks too, just about the things that you've done. Oh.

1190
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 3: Yes, these are panties at your ankles? Oh wow, are

1191
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 3: you what are you sitting on? Is that an ottoman?

1192
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 3: It's a fucking little ottoman. Okay, let me set the

1193
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 3: scene for you out. Okay, picture of this. The light

1194
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: is coming from the left side that I'm assuming that's

1195
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 3: the window. There's a an ornate white fireplace in the background,

1196
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 3: and the red looks like well, pack I'll pack it, ikea, ikea,

1197
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,280
Speaker 3: l paka, thank you so much. And Sydney is wearing

1198
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 3: is that a latex bra like a latex bando? And

1199
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,240
Speaker 3: it looks like uh huh? And then are you wearing panties? Yes?

1200
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 3: And she has like rope at her ankles. But the

1201
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 3: hair looks great. The hair is giving me twenty six

1202
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 3: inches of Brazilian silky straight, heavy blunt bang. This is

1203
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 3: a good photo. Really yeah, I mean it looks like

1204
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 3: you almost have abs rib booms. My friend, here's this

1205
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 3: other picture and here's Sydney. Now she's on the ground. Okay,

1206
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 3: she's on the ground and her best America's dextop. You

1207
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 3: want to be on tap, you know, I want to

1208
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 3: be on the floor. And then is that a cooochi lip? Oh? Wow?

1209
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 3: Is that is that your labia? Oh? Wow? The leg

1210
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 3: is open? She has one like you know how rave

1211
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 3: kids will put on, like those river gloves she got.

1212
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 3: She's holding her boobs. There's like a sheet. Is that

1213
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 3: your hair covering your left boob?

1214
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: Or is that?

1215
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is either? But who U

1216
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 3: send these pictures to? Also? Who took these photos? I

1217
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 3: put those on MySpace? My friend MySpace. These pictures are

1218
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 3: from two thousand and nine. These pictures are ten years old.

1219
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 3: That's wild. I can't believe you put them on MySpace.

1220
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 3: How many followers you had on MySpace? Do you remember

1221
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 3: you had a lot? Were you MySpace famous? Not enough

1222
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 3: for that? Remember MySpace? Remember how like people don't know

1223
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: nothing about coding or graphic design or building a website,

1224
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: but we used to be coding. The background space it's it's.

1225
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: Sick because my MySpace was so layered, multi laser layered.

1226
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 3: It'd be like money falling in the background, but also

1227
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 3: turning and a bit.

1228
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 2: You can't even think about doing her website, but my

1229
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: MySpace pace was shopping.

1230
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: My space should get into like should get into what

1231
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: square space is doing. And just like because remember we

1232
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: would like you could remix your entire my face my

1233
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: space profile, like you changed the background, you could change

1234
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: like it'd be like words that were like rotating in reverse.

1235
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 3: It had links to ship that I need. There's no

1236
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 3: what is the link for? I feel like it'd be

1237
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 3: like hashtag hashtag f zero zero zero zero zero is

1238
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 3: there iSER zero two? And that was like, oh, that

1239
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 3: means it's gonna be great. Yeah, it's gonna be dark blue.

1240
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I missed my space.

1241
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then remember it increased it like eight top eight.

1242
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 3: People were freaking out because they were like, why am

1243
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 3: I not in your top? And it's like cause your

1244
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 3: face is not that pretty? Yeah. I only had the

1245
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 3: people who are the coolest, And there was a.

1246
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: Lot of people on my top that was like not

1247
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: on my I wasn't on theirs, And I was.

1248
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 3: Like, wow, this. Yeah.

1249
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: Well, as soon as you go to somebody's spage and

1250
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: you see that you not on their top, you take

1251
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: them out of yours.

1252
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: I wasn't like that. I was like, you know what,

1253
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 3: this is my original top. I'm going to keep it.

1254
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 3: Like my top was like my brother, my sister.

1255
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, isn't it your brother's birthday today?

1256
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna put a picture up.

1257
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: I've been looking gigg I are a white woman whiskey,

1258
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: here's a white woman expert like a year ago.

1259
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. My top eight was

1260
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 3: who But then people became my space famous and then

1261
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: like parlaid that into vine fame. I actually have no idea.

1262
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 3: I totally didn't do none of that ship right as

1263
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 3: much as I as as much as I was on

1264
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 3: all day.

1265
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: Every day, as much as I was like, yo, I'm

1266
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: gathering these friends and these I'll be in Yo, my

1267
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: message is lit.

1268
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what messages I was getting. I

1269
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 3: don't even remember messages on my space. Yeah you get

1270
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 3: these little inbox Oh yeah, it's people that like are

1271
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 3: like the font was like Courier, Courier New, Courier New. Yeah,

1272
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 3: for the font of the messages. You're a idiot or

1273
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 3: a genius. Either way. Damn, what is time from my

1274
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 3: space up to these days? I feel like he works

1275
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 3: at Best Buyer or something like that. Tom got money?

1276
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 3: You think Tom gotta have money. I'm gonna put in

1277
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 3: Tom from my Space and see what's happening with him,

1278
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 3: because I feel like he's he's if he's in New York,

1279
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find him, find him, and I'm gonna make

1280
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 3: him pay me to sit. You should date him.

1281
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 2: I could see you with Tom a regular ass white

1282
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 2: ts a.

1283
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 3: Regular white T shirt wearing white man. Yeah, Tom my Space.

1284
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 3: If anybody knows where Tom? His name is Tom Anderson.

1285
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 3: Oh he Oh, No, he don't look good. He's forty seven.

1286
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 3: He's in San Diego. Oh where in the world is

1287
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 3: g h? He looked bad. Let me see, Let me

1288
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 3: see you look gay? Let me see he looks good. No,

1289
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 3: he don't.

1290
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: He look like a goth, like a gay goth. He

1291
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: looked like he possibly does method h.

1292
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 3: He looked like he let me he let me peg him.

1293
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 3: But you know it's still on the menu for twenty eighteen.

1294
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 3: Are you gonna do that? Yeah, I'm a peg a

1295
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 3: white man. Oh, since we've talked about this.

1296
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 2: Great as germaphobic as your ass is, I don't know.

1297
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 3: Let me say for the record, somebody heard the podcast

1298
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 3: slid in my Instagram dms and said I would let

1299
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 3: you peg me any day of the week. And I said, well,

1300
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 3: where are you located and he said New Jersey And

1301
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not crossing the bridge to peg a

1302
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 3: white man. I'm gonna stay here on the mainland. I'm

1303
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 3: gonna stay here in the city and do it here.

1304
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 3: And he was like, well, whenever you're ready, I'm waiting

1305
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 3: for you. And then he sent me a picture of

1306
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 3: his ass and I was like, I should be him. Wow.

1307
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 3: And then he sent me a picture of the strap on.

1308
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 3: It was of his ass. Let me see.

1309
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: He sent me a picture of the strap showed me

1310
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: the picture of the strap.

1311
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 3: Oh, he sent the ass after the strap on. Then

1312
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 3: oh my god, let me pull you.

1313
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, dudes, I wish I had

1314
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 2: the confidence of a man. The way I'll be looking,

1315
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 2: and then the stuff that you'll be saying, the stuff

1316
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 2: that you say don't add up with your body, the

1317
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 2: way you're talking, and then your abliss is like come on, man,

1318
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 2: Come on, you don't.

1319
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 3: Do leg day ever. Men don't care about having abs.

1320
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 3: They don't care about that.

1321
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 2: It's like y'all all went to go see Black Panther,

1322
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 2: and y'all still not motivated.

1323
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: Y'all not motivated yet for the Oh he sent me. Oh,

1324
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: he sent me, Oh, look at the ass. Look at

1325
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: that ass. Doesn't even look like he has an ass.

1326
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 3: That's not real photos And then he sent me two more. Uh,

1327
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 3: two more. I don't think that's his real butt. That's

1328
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 3: not his blood. No, I think that's somebody else's.

1329
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, that looks that looks pixelated like

1330
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 2: it doesn't he I mean.

1331
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 3: We don't even know what kind of camera he took

1332
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 3: it on. A galaxy. Yeah, this looks like a picture

1333
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 3: from my space. Well that's his space, dude, that's his bud.

1334
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 3: What the fuck is on his Oh? No, your screen

1335
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 3: is just cracked. Oh it's like, what is is it

1336
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 3: like a spider web?

1337
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 1: No, that's that's my screen. My screen protector is cracked. Anyway,

1338
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't look real. It doesn't matter. I'm not going

1339
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: to New Jersey to play scrot him in the photo.

1340
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: It's long ass ball and your ears hanged though, Okay,

1341
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: you die.

1342
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 3: Listen.

1343
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:20,439
Speaker 1: He sent me one, two, three, four to five, six

1344
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: seven messages and then I said, why do you want

1345
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 1: me to peg you? And he said, I thought I

1346
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: would help with that because not only will you be

1347
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: popping your pegging cherry, but depending on how it goes,

1348
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: you can have some more material for your stand up routine.

1349
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: I said, interesting, So you want to talk about it?

1350
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

1351
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 4: I am?

1352
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 3: I hate people like that.

1353
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 2: Like, first of all, why you think you that interested

1354
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 2: in that you're gonna be in my set?

1355
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm talking about him on the podcast. You're

1356
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 3: not getting a podcast. You're not gonna be on like

1357
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 3: the Comedy Central half hour special.

1358
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, like this is trash that as a

1359
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: STRAI scrot them.

1360
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 3: You're gonna get his scru what you're gonna get his

1361
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 3: scrotum lift? It's like, so long, where's the rest of

1362
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 3: the nuts? Are you scrutum Shane? Right now? I am?

1363
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: Do you better waiste train your scrotum if you have to.

1364
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,919
Speaker 1: You gotta do some kegels for your ball.

1365
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 3: Yo, you need to flat tummy tea that scrotum. Speaking

1366
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 3: of scros we gotta go, yes, we do. But we're

1367
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 3: here every freaking week, uh, giving you guys all of

1368
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 3: the tea on our messy ass lives.

1369
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 2: Yes, shout out to Comedy Hype for your comedy news.

1370
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 2: Make sure you go to Patreon if you want to

1371
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 2: hear the names that we name.

1372
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 3: The talk about the people that I have have hooked

1373
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 3: up with.

1374
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Marie talks about the position she was in, what

1375
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: panty she was wearing wow, which I was like, oh

1376
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: my god, am I moist?

1377
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 3: And he was like did you slid them to the side.

1378
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 1: It is funny and I don't necessarily talk about that

1379
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: here on this episode because a lot of these dudes

1380
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: that they.

1381
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 3: Are, they're like, well, what do you do? And I'm like, oh,

1382
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 3: I'm a comic and They're like, what's the podcast?

1383
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 2: You hand them the fucking your web your website information.

1384
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 3: It's not even that I tell them about the podcast

1385
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 3: and then they subscribe, like one of them did it

1386
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 3: while I was sitting on his couch and I was like, yeah, well,

1387
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 3: I guess I can talk about you on the podcast

1388
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 3: The Scottish Dude. No, Sydney, don't do this to me.

1389
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 3: Not On this episode of the regular podcast The Scottish dude. No,

1390
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 3: not the Scottish dude. Anyway, you guys have been beautiful.

1391
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 3: Stay black, stay gay, stay white, stay straight. Bye.