Speaker 1: Second date, up date.
Speaker 2: How come whenever I go on vacations, I never meet
Speaker 2: anybody interesting or sexy or cool.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 4: I think it's because you have to talk to people.
Speaker 5: I do talk to people.
Speaker 4: I don't know. You're just like, you're kind of like
Speaker 4: a quiet guy sometimes. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm a good listener, Yes, thank you, brother. I just
Speaker 2: meet the weirdos, like Dale, the severely sunburned pharmacist who's
Speaker 2: celebrating his third divorce.
Speaker 4: Oh so you talk to the people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't meet the right people.
Speaker 2: And then the guy makes me pay for all the
Speaker 2: drinks on the booze cruise that we're on.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,
Speaker 2: who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation
Speaker 2: recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he
Speaker 2: was there. So let's talk to him about it, Drew.
Speaker 2: How you doing, man doing?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 4: I'm excited? Are we making an international call to Mexico?
Speaker 8: No, I'm back, but I was in Mexico and I'm
Speaker 8: really confused.
Speaker 3: I need your help.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know you're on the phone from here. I'm
Speaker 7: wondering about her. Yeah, yeah, we call her in the
Speaker 7: next part of this.
Speaker 3: She's here, but you know, China in touch with her.
Speaker 3: Maybe you guys can help.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we'll tell us how you met her.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 8: Look, so I was in Mexico. I go with my
Speaker 8: family every year. It's like this whole thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: and I had like twenty minutes to spare, and I.
Speaker 7: Just I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's not like your
Speaker 7: wife kids, right, I just make sure when you say.
Speaker 8: No, I know it's my aunt uncles, you.
Speaker 5: Know, okayretty much?
Speaker 4: All right, I didn't interrupt.
Speaker 5: But that was important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it is important. Yeah, but no. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm at the pool and I'm by myself at the bar.
Speaker 8: And all of a sudden, this like chick comes up
Speaker 8: to me and her name is Chrissy. Turns out, apparently
Speaker 8: we clicked. Yeah, Chrissy like from Three's Company.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference
Speaker 2: than that one, because I don't think we know.
Speaker 4: You don't sound that old.
Speaker 8: Well no i'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 8: fool and this Kirsty comes up to me and we
Speaker 8: start talking, and apparently we clicked right away because this
Speaker 8: old couple that was like swimming by us came up
Speaker 8: to us, and that's just how long we were married.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a good sign when a total stranger
Speaker 2: thinks that you have such a good chemistry with someone,
Speaker 2: you must have been with them forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, or you're dating or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just
Speaker 3: went with it.
Speaker 4: Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple.
Speaker 8: No, not to the old couple me and Chrissy.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I feel like anything, Brook says, You're not really
Speaker 10: the way you say words, Brooke, it's important, totally communicating
Speaker 10: right now.
Speaker 4: I'm didn't pretend to marry with you.
Speaker 5: Well, the way you said it, that's a sign.
Speaker 2: Is I meant like you pretended in front of the
Speaker 2: old people to them, they thought you were married.
Speaker 8: Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.
Speaker 3: I spent five hours with her.
Speaker 4: Kind of down.
Speaker 5: How much drinking. That's a good question.
Speaker 3: High in Mexico.
Speaker 8: You went for me, but look, we hit it off.
Speaker 8: Turns out we're from the same area, we know the
Speaker 8: same people, like you meant to be what that is world?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we.
Speaker 8: Were supposed to meet up the next day, and I
Speaker 8: haven't heard from her.
Speaker 7: So you spent all day at the pool together. Did
Speaker 7: you guys go anywhere else besides the pool and the bar?
Speaker 8: No, five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing
Speaker 8: and pretending we're married.
Speaker 4: Wait, we're supposed to be up with her at the
Speaker 4: resort again or back home.
Speaker 8: We were supposed to go walk on the beach in
Speaker 8: the morning. And then she texted me and she said
Speaker 8: that she had an early flight, which I understood.
Speaker 4: Okay, But now that.
Speaker 8: We're we're in the same area, Like, why isn't she
Speaker 8: getting back to me, I don't understand it.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's not really a date that you went
Speaker 7: on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting
Speaker 7: and you were doing the thing, Like, I don't know, what.
Speaker 2: More could you need from a date than like drinking
Speaker 2: and flirting and hanging out for five straight hours?
Speaker 1: What more would qualify as a date?
Speaker 7: Sometimes, like when you're on vacation, you just think of
Speaker 7: like vacation zone.
Speaker 4: And real life zone, and then they don't overlap. There's
Speaker 4: like vacation boyfriends.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, like back to real life.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules vacation different.
Speaker 4: I need Alexis to say everything I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: Translating. So, how long has it been since you've been back.
Speaker 8: It's been two weeks and her every other day. I
Speaker 8: don't want to be too hard, but you know, like
Speaker 8: we had such a good time.
Speaker 4: Okay, what are you sending her?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: Are you just saying hey, what's up? You sending her
Speaker 4: picks that you guys took together.
Speaker 8: Oh no, we didn't take any texts. You were in
Speaker 8: the pool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Brooks, stop writing just.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: Okay, so weird, But we're gonna come back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: find out why she's not wanting to hang out now
Speaker 2: that you're back home together.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican.
Speaker 3: I just met her down.
Speaker 5: There like she was located in Mexican. Okay, now now
Speaker 5: I'm being the condition. All right, this might be a.
Speaker 2: Train wreck when we do your second date update right
Speaker 2: after this hold on second date update. A chance meeting
Speaker 2: at a pool in Mexico, a meeting that lasted for
Speaker 2: five wonderful hours, where drinks were flowing, water was splashing,
Speaker 2: old people were admiring them as a great couple. It
Speaker 2: was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew, and
Speaker 2: they were scheduled to meet up to go for a
Speaker 2: walk on the beach together the next morning, but Chrissy,
Speaker 2: the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't
Speaker 2: make it, which she.
Speaker 7: Said she had a flight out. Why didn't you remember
Speaker 7: that when she was planning the water?
Speaker 5: Very suspicious?
Speaker 2: But now that they're both back home, what's changed? Is
Speaker 2: she sobered up now and suddenly not into it anymore?
Speaker 2: Is she back with her husband and can't see him without,
Speaker 2: you know, making things weird?
Speaker 4: It's actually not a bad question.
Speaker 9: Far.
Speaker 2: We don't know, but we're gonna attempt to find out
Speaker 2: when we call Chrissy here in just a second. First, Drew,
Speaker 2: how we feeling?
Speaker 3: You're good?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 7: I thought it'd be more nervous because you dropped a
Speaker 7: lot of emotions when we were talking to you.
Speaker 4: I mean, you were saying, after five hours, this is love.
Speaker 5: You did use the L word.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 4: Okay, that optimistic, that's good. Okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's still having a little bit of tequila this
Speaker 2: morning and there's nothing supportive.
Speaker 4: Of body shots all around.
Speaker 5: No comment from Drew.
Speaker 2: That's okay, your body lady. We promise we're going to
Speaker 2: make sure Brook talks as little as possible.
Speaker 4: When we call Chrissy here promising nothing, Well yeah, then.
Speaker 2: We're doomed from the start. But here we go, Chrissy. Hello,
Speaker 2: Hey is this Chrissy?
Speaker 4: This is why should you say?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I guess we could say in a Spanish name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's already off to a bad start here.
Speaker 5: We're a radio show.
Speaker 2: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 2: we're we do a segment on our show called the
Speaker 2: Second Date Update, and we're hoping that you would be.
Speaker 5: A part of it.
Speaker 6: I mean, can you tell me more about it, like
Speaker 6: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's uh, it's where we help our listeners
Speaker 2: who met somebody or who've gone on a date with
Speaker 2: someone they really like try and reconnect for another date.
Speaker 2: And that happened recently with a guy named Drew down
Speaker 2: in Mexico.
Speaker 5: At least that's what we heard.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah Drew.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he said he's been texting you for like the
Speaker 7: past two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.
Speaker 8: He talked to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a little bit of background about what
Speaker 2: happened that you guys met in a pool and you
Speaker 2: guys hung out there for five hours.
Speaker 4: He said, it was a great time. Like drinks were flowing.
Speaker 4: It just felt like you guys were clicking.
Speaker 2: You've pretended like you were married at one point.
Speaker 9: Anytime I feel like you're in a pool and drinks
Speaker 9: are flowing, it's a good time.
Speaker 1: You always pretend you're married to someone when you get
Speaker 1: in a pool.
Speaker 6: No, that was the first time, but I don't know
Speaker 6: after we were in the pool for a while, Like
Speaker 6: you said, five hours, we were there.
Speaker 1: But it's a long time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we have a long time. We got
Speaker 6: to know each other. It was great. He's a great.
Speaker 9: Dude, but he's kind of the light weight because light okay,
Speaker 9: not that I have a drinking problem or And.
Speaker 7: It's always good when you established that first straight and
Speaker 7: didn't feel a thing.
Speaker 9: We are to get tequila for five hours and I
Speaker 9: was just ready to keep the party going, but Drew
Speaker 9: just was ready to end the night.
Speaker 2: And yes, he makes yourself better than he does.
Speaker 4: Maybe it doesn't matter. You're out in the sun it's hot.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you're dehydrated. Like, that's a long time. Anybody
Speaker 7: needs a nap after.
Speaker 9: That, I totally get that, and I was headed to
Speaker 9: take a nap after I wanted to go get one
Speaker 9: more drink, you know, And I.
Speaker 6: Pulled up to the hotel bar okay, and I met someone.
Speaker 2: Wait what.
Speaker 6: Okay? Andrew and I were not hooking up that day.
Speaker 9: That was a fun, little, fun little thing in the pool.
Speaker 9: But then I really met somebody and I feel like
Speaker 9: I connected with him. He was an older gentleman and
Speaker 9: I was instantly attracted to him.
Speaker 6: He was my type, and he just like really seemed
Speaker 6: like he had his stuff together, you know, like there
Speaker 6: was no red flag.
Speaker 1: Wow, you have really good luck with men in.
Speaker 5: Mexico.
Speaker 4: That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?
Speaker 6: Things were going so well that night that we continued.
Speaker 4: Them, continued them here, oh back.
Speaker 1: Home, so you're still seeing yeah, yes, around you by.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, he's from around here. And I just
Speaker 6: I really really liked Drew. He was a great guy.
Speaker 6: I had a lot of fun with him that day,
Speaker 6: but I didn't know if he was like the type
Speaker 6: that I wanted to go out with again.
Speaker 9: He was just somebody that I was hanging out with
Speaker 9: for the day and it was fun, like I made
Speaker 9: a friend for the day.
Speaker 2: Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to meet
Speaker 2: whoever you want. But here's an idea, because since it's
Speaker 2: still early in your relationship with this other guy and
Speaker 2: you're just starting things off with this person's r I
Speaker 2: don't know what his name is.
Speaker 8: Bruce.
Speaker 2: Actually, okay, why not continue to go out and see
Speaker 2: Drew and Bruce.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you're honest with Bruce, is right.
Speaker 9: I mean I could think about it, but balancing too, man,
Speaker 9: is pretty hard.
Speaker 3: You met hold on, you met somebody named Bruce.
Speaker 2: There what Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know
Speaker 2: that Drew has actually been on the other line listening
Speaker 2: this entire time.
Speaker 8: You're joking.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 6: Drew, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing
Speaker 6: this to me? Well?
Speaker 8: I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in
Speaker 8: touch with me, But now I'm a little confused because
Speaker 8: there's not that many Bruce's out there, and you know
Speaker 8: that I was with my uncle and his name is Bruce, So.
Speaker 9: What can't be Drew no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: What wait?
Speaker 3: What did Bruce look like? Can you please tell me?
Speaker 8: It's kind of important.
Speaker 9: He was an older gentleman, and he was pretty tall,
Speaker 9: probably like six.
Speaker 6: Foot two, and he was wearing a really nice watch.
Speaker 6: He had a very nice beard eye.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me with that?
Speaker 8: It's my uncle, Drew?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had a
Speaker 3: thing going.
Speaker 6: It makes sense why he's from here too.
Speaker 5: I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 4: The wait, the uncle was an upgrade from our boy.
Speaker 4: Don't break it down like that, I.
Speaker 9: Drew, Drew, listen, since I'll probably see you at family reunions,
Speaker 9: it's not.
Speaker 4: Jump me to that like it's that serious with this
Speaker 4: uncle Bruce. Are we telling him huncle because he's like
Speaker 4: a hunky uncle? I mean, it's pretty good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 5: Let's not call him anything, Bruce.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sorry, my boo right now, but.
Speaker 3: Well, you know he's recovering alcoholic.
Speaker 4: Right, he's way more put together.
Speaker 3: I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell me.
Speaker 8: I told them all about you and how we.
Speaker 3: Were going to go out.
Speaker 6: He must have thought I was too good to be true,
Speaker 6: so he found me himself.
Speaker 3: Oh but hold on, why didn't you just answer me?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 6: I didn't know how to tell you that I was
Speaker 6: seeing somebody else and I don't really see two people
Speaker 6: out of time usually.
Speaker 4: But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe
Speaker 4: you much, you know. It's like, I mean, it sucks.
Speaker 7: I agree she should have responded, but people don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people ghost all the time. Called you a friend
Speaker 4: for the day. Yeah, had a different feel.
Speaker 3: I really thought I thought we had. I don't you
Speaker 3: know what has song with Bruce?
Speaker 8: And I mean, would you like to go out one
Speaker 8: more time?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 2: Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so
Speaker 2: we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out
Speaker 2: with Bruce's nephew for a day?
Speaker 5: We'll pay for that date.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I might have to check with Bruce.
Speaker 6: Bru's allowed out of the house past his bedtime.
Speaker 3: Really not cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, man, I'm sorry, dude. I don't think we're
Speaker 2: gonna be able to get you a date here.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever. Again,
Speaker 4: that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Every year, looking Jeffrey in the morning, I know I
Speaker 2: said it was going to be awkward for him at
Speaker 2: the holidays. But think about their next Mexico vacation because
Speaker 2: Drew said it's a family tradition where they go every year.
Speaker 2: Imagine Drew having to lay out on the beach and
Speaker 2: he has to watch Uncle Bruce with his hot young
Speaker 2: girlfriend while she rubs lotion all over Uncle's back.
Speaker 7: There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's the
Speaker 7: Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.
Speaker 4: I mean, can't fire that fire.
Speaker 7: Call? Yeah, so I hope she's got a single ant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to make that happen.
Speaker 4: If anything, we have to get well.
Speaker 7: I guess we don't get a second date update update
Speaker 7: with Drew, but I'd like to hear how Chrissy and
Speaker 7: the uncle turn out.
Speaker 4: Is that wrong? Can we go to Mexico with them
Speaker 4: and see it all go down?
Speaker 2: We need to do a remote broadcast from a tropical
Speaker 2: vacation place like this will be perfect, like this resort.
Speaker 5: If we find out which one.
Speaker 2: Of them, we'll probably all end up with Uncle Druce
Speaker 2: if we're not careful. But if you ever want to
Speaker 2: get a second date update for yourself, you can email
Speaker 2: us at Brook and Jeffrey. We'll call that person who
Speaker 2: wasn't calling you back
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,