WEBVTT - Can I Have Your Kidney

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<v Speaker 1>All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject what's wrong with her? Chipping in? But right

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<v Speaker 1>now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got nev. You know what I ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna like really make this all that. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna do that. I'm just gonna say it like this.

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<v Speaker 1>This my dad's favorite. Oh can I have your kidden?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's that's how all I'm gonna say that that

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. I ain't gonna go into detail,

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<v Speaker 1>just can I have your kidney? Play too much? Hello? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>you doing, bro? This is Deacon Pattison calling from the church.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing today? Yeah? Just doing fun and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind

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<v Speaker 1>you on what you're going through. When we were praying

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<v Speaker 1>for you, man, we know all about the you know

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<v Speaker 1>you're going in the sir is you're on Friday to

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<v Speaker 1>get your get your prankers removed. So I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>give you a call. Man, have a word of pray

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<v Speaker 1>and let you know that we all are pulling for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and we know that that the man upstairs are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pull you through this successful. Well, God bless and keep you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that, deacon, God bless and keep you, because I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on

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<v Speaker 1>it and it. She was a wonderful thing to know

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<v Speaker 1>that your church is with you and y'all thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>me and prayer. I I've really had to take this,

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<v Speaker 1>this to the lower This is a serious thing with me.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, I ain't never had an operation before in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, and I know I needed my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>made it clear. The doctor made it clear that I

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<v Speaker 1>believe I'm ready to go forward. Deacon it was that

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<v Speaker 1>Deacon Patterson. That's right. I haven't. I haven't been. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been in church probably about talk about eight months now.

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<v Speaker 1>You've pretty much been out most of the time. I

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<v Speaker 1>have been out of you. Yeah, so I've seen you

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times. But I wanted to call and

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<v Speaker 1>and and and put a word in for you and

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<v Speaker 1>let him, you know, let you know that we're all

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<v Speaker 1>praying for you at the church. He's the Lord, get

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<v Speaker 1>back and we know out for Friday is gonna definitely

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<v Speaker 1>be a great success and we're gonna give the victory

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<v Speaker 1>to who he's the victory. Let me let me have

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<v Speaker 1>a word of proud with your brother con if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind just about your head from me, Father God,

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<v Speaker 1>we have right now. We have right now that you

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<v Speaker 1>touch brother Connley as he goes in on Friday, please

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<v Speaker 1>put your hands on him. We asked, Father that you

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<v Speaker 1>hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go

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<v Speaker 1>and put seriesory on it. Yes. We asked that you

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that the doctor it's got a strong eye

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<v Speaker 1>on that mond with him. We asked that that that

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<v Speaker 1>he got a steady hand when he got the scalpel

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<v Speaker 1>in his hand. We asked that you hold on to

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<v Speaker 1>him please as he goes into a surgeon, because we

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<v Speaker 1>know it comes side them on the victory gonna belong

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<v Speaker 1>the brother Connley and the Lord. We know all of this,

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<v Speaker 1>but we we we asked that you take that pancres

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<v Speaker 1>and you remove it out successfullly, closing back up like

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<v Speaker 1>it will never been into the end before walk with me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time that they're removing this pancreas Lord, we asked

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<v Speaker 1>that your reach around his backside, and we asked that

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<v Speaker 1>you're his kidney, Lord, touch his kidney and make it hold,

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<v Speaker 1>make it ad. We want you to make that that

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<v Speaker 1>kidneys like it's been that best kidness. Deacon. That's Deacon.

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<v Speaker 1>They can whoop Pat Deason pass. Yeah, you know you're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>they don sir, they're there's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has

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<v Speaker 1>been needed. Well, he's gonna work on my pancris. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what the doctors operating on. They don't trap me forward

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what they're playing to remove. So really, my

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<v Speaker 1>kidney is fine. They did what they called when they'm

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<v Speaker 1>in my eyes and everything else is fine. He ain't

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<v Speaker 1>working on nothing but my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let let me say I'm glad you brought it up

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<v Speaker 1>with this. There's one we want to call you. What

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask you. I know we were you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know this is I hate to come at

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<v Speaker 1>you in the final out and you're getting ready to

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<v Speaker 1>go out thirds and all that, But if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>mind it when they go in on Friday morning and

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<v Speaker 1>and remove that pinker is out? Do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>they could go in and get one of your kidneys?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I need one? Hold? Hold on, just met deacon

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<v Speaker 1>up what you say? But what you said? See see

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<v Speaker 1>see what else? I've been going through myself with a

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<v Speaker 1>little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if I need

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<v Speaker 1>a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give me

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<v Speaker 1>one of yours when they go in and get your pankers,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going already to have your open. Did you say

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and give it to me because I need one? You

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<v Speaker 1>need a kidney? Yeah? What what what I mean? You

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<v Speaker 1>already gonna be laying there open? Wait a minute, Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>you need a kidney? I need with my packers? You

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<v Speaker 1>will call me with that? Man, this ain't now you're

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<v Speaker 1>a deacon, like I said, dick in Patterson my name.

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<v Speaker 1>But see what I'm asking you? What you me? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Brother Connin? What harm is it? If you already open

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<v Speaker 1>and laying on the tea. Oh, you ain't heard a

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<v Speaker 1>dang I saying, have you I said, I'll be man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something

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<v Speaker 1>going on here. You say you knew you managed to Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>A matter of fact, you too do to know who

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking to? What what? What? What I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 1>you have to to look like you said you said

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<v Speaker 1>they did the m R. I don't give up what

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<v Speaker 1>I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to one of yours bad. That's your problem. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well

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<v Speaker 1>and you're calling with this. You say you're a new deacon,

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<v Speaker 1>you show ills and you won't be at the church long.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that because if I ever get gold

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<v Speaker 1>to your we got some riskon and do. What is

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<v Speaker 1>it gonna hurt for you to give me one of

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<v Speaker 1>them kidnings and both them if both of them kidners

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<v Speaker 1>is good and ain't gonna hit him? Think you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>getting my kidding? Many wrong with you say? Man, All

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is, if you're gonna be open and laying

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<v Speaker 1>on the table, what is it gonna hurt me, old man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna kill I'm open laying on the table. What

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a till you in charge of? Mr? Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. Obviously I need to meet you

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<v Speaker 1>for I get to the hospital and nob getting to yours,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't tell you that you're gonna feeling How

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<v Speaker 1>about that? It's too many games going on in the

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<v Speaker 1>judge today I'll be you're gonna call and talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me out of one of my kittness. Man, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to live just like you, trying to let you know

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<v Speaker 1>I take care of me because what you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got a thing to do with Jesus. You can

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<v Speaker 1>kiss my and get off my phone, that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>can do. Can I say one more thing to you?

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<v Speaker 1>What is you listening to me? Man? Out to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>you're running the game. If I could get to y'all

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<v Speaker 1>put landing you. What can I just say one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening for what? Bless this leftew timing on the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Lord, haven that girl. Lord have muchy Lord, have much.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus you all right, please forgive me whoa I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to Lord him Mercy. My heart is pal Peton Hill,

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<v Speaker 1>Lord him, Mercy, Jesus, brother, com I gotta ask you

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing, man, What is the baddest I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the baddest radio show in the land to Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey morn Ship. That's my dad a favorite right there. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Papa Miles favorite right there. I have kids, all

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<v Speaker 1>that is why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? They got

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<v Speaker 1>you open? Yeah? Yeah, if you don't mind, can they

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<v Speaker 1>can they reach you around and grab one of your kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I need one, he was praying, though he ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong with my kidney. You're talking about the boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that's classic right there. Knoxville, tenn to see

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<v Speaker 1>the Nephew is coming to town Friday, April the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>at the Knoxville Civic Auditoria is Me and the one

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<v Speaker 1>and only Bruce Bruce. Tickets are on sail right now,

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<v Speaker 1>so get your tickets because Ignorance is coming to town.

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<v Speaker 1>Laying in the cut May second through the fourth Virginia

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<v Speaker 1>Beach Comedy Club. The nephew is on the way. That

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<v Speaker 1>is May second through the fourth. The nephew is coming

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<v Speaker 1>to town. I'm through, I'm through. I say it enough. Alright, nephew, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>nephew can retrying to get one of your coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the Strawberry letter, subject What's wrong with her? Chipping in.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this