Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 1: the subject what's wrong with her? Chipping in? But right
Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got nev. You know what I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna like really make this all that. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do that. I'm just gonna say it like this.
Speaker 1: This my dad's favorite. Oh can I have your kidden?
Speaker 1: And that's that's how all I'm gonna say that that
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I ain't gonna go into detail,
Speaker 1: just can I have your kidney? Play too much? Hello? Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. This is how
Speaker 1: you doing, bro? This is Deacon Pattison calling from the church.
Speaker 1: How you doing today? Yeah? Just doing fun and I'm
Speaker 1: doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind
Speaker 1: you on what you're going through. When we were praying
Speaker 1: for you, man, we know all about the you know
Speaker 1: you're going in the sir is you're on Friday to
Speaker 1: get your get your prankers removed. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: give you a call. Man, have a word of pray
Speaker 1: and let you know that we all are pulling for you,
Speaker 1: and we know that that the man upstairs are gonna
Speaker 1: pull you through this successful. Well, God bless and keep you.
Speaker 1: Uh that, deacon, God bless and keep you, because I
Speaker 1: tell you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,
Speaker 1: we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on
Speaker 1: it and it. She was a wonderful thing to know
Speaker 1: that your church is with you and y'all thinking about
Speaker 1: me and prayer. I I've really had to take this,
Speaker 1: this to the lower This is a serious thing with me.
Speaker 1: And uh, I ain't never had an operation before in
Speaker 1: my life, and I know I needed my wife and
Speaker 1: made it clear. The doctor made it clear that I
Speaker 1: believe I'm ready to go forward. Deacon it was that
Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson. That's right. I haven't. I haven't been. I've
Speaker 1: been in church probably about talk about eight months now.
Speaker 1: You've pretty much been out most of the time. I
Speaker 1: have been out of you. Yeah, so I've seen you
Speaker 1: a couple of times. But I wanted to call and
Speaker 1: and and and put a word in for you and
Speaker 1: let him, you know, let you know that we're all
Speaker 1: praying for you at the church. He's the Lord, get
Speaker 1: back and we know out for Friday is gonna definitely
Speaker 1: be a great success and we're gonna give the victory
Speaker 1: to who he's the victory. Let me let me have
Speaker 1: a word of proud with your brother con if you
Speaker 1: don't mind just about your head from me, Father God,
Speaker 1: we have right now. We have right now that you
Speaker 1: touch brother Connley as he goes in on Friday, please
Speaker 1: put your hands on him. We asked, Father that you
Speaker 1: hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go
Speaker 1: and put seriesory on it. Yes. We asked that you
Speaker 1: make sure that the doctor it's got a strong eye
Speaker 1: on that mond with him. We asked that that that
Speaker 1: he got a steady hand when he got the scalpel
Speaker 1: in his hand. We asked that you hold on to
Speaker 1: him please as he goes into a surgeon, because we
Speaker 1: know it comes side them on the victory gonna belong
Speaker 1: the brother Connley and the Lord. We know all of this,
Speaker 1: but we we we asked that you take that pancres
Speaker 1: and you remove it out successfullly, closing back up like
Speaker 1: it will never been into the end before walk with me.
Speaker 1: That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord at the
Speaker 1: same time that they're removing this pancreas Lord, we asked
Speaker 1: that your reach around his backside, and we asked that
Speaker 1: you're his kidney, Lord, touch his kidney and make it hold,
Speaker 1: make it ad. We want you to make that that
Speaker 1: kidneys like it's been that best kidness. Deacon. That's Deacon.
Speaker 1: They can whoop Pat Deason pass. Yeah, you know you're saying,
Speaker 1: they don sir, they're there's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon.
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has
Speaker 1: been needed. Well, he's gonna work on my pancris. That's
Speaker 1: what the doctors operating on. They don't trap me forward
Speaker 1: and that's what they're playing to remove. So really, my
Speaker 1: kidney is fine. They did what they called when they'm
Speaker 1: in my eyes and everything else is fine. He ain't
Speaker 1: working on nothing but my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well,
Speaker 1: let let me say I'm glad you brought it up
Speaker 1: with this. There's one we want to call you. What
Speaker 1: I want to ask you. I know we were you know,
Speaker 1: we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was yeah,
Speaker 1: and I know this is I hate to come at
Speaker 1: you in the final out and you're getting ready to
Speaker 1: go out thirds and all that, But if you don't
Speaker 1: mind it when they go in on Friday morning and
Speaker 1: and remove that pinker is out? Do you think that
Speaker 1: they could go in and get one of your kidneys?
Speaker 1: Because I need one? Hold? Hold on, just met deacon
Speaker 1: up what you say? But what you said? See see
Speaker 1: see what else? I've been going through myself with a
Speaker 1: little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if I need
Speaker 1: a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give me
Speaker 1: one of yours when they go in and get your pankers,
Speaker 1: they're going already to have your open. Did you say
Speaker 1: you wanted to them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and give it to me because I need one? You
Speaker 1: need a kidney? Yeah? What what what I mean? You
Speaker 1: already gonna be laying there open? Wait a minute, Mr,
Speaker 1: you need a kidney? I need with my packers? You
Speaker 1: will call me with that? Man, this ain't now you're
Speaker 1: a deacon, like I said, dick in Patterson my name.
Speaker 1: But see what I'm asking you? What you me? Man?
Speaker 1: Brother Connin? What harm is it? If you already open
Speaker 1: and laying on the tea. Oh, you ain't heard a
Speaker 1: dang I saying, have you I said, I'll be man,
Speaker 1: you're crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
Speaker 1: going on here. You say you knew you managed to Mr.
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, you too do to know who
Speaker 1: you're talking to? What what? What? What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: you have to to look like you said you said
Speaker 1: they did the m R. I don't give up what
Speaker 1: I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You
Speaker 1: got to one of yours bad. That's your problem. Mr.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well
Speaker 1: and you're calling with this. You say you're a new deacon,
Speaker 1: you show ills and you won't be at the church long.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that because if I ever get gold
Speaker 1: to your we got some riskon and do. What is
Speaker 1: it gonna hurt for you to give me one of
Speaker 1: them kidnings and both them if both of them kidners
Speaker 1: is good and ain't gonna hit him? Think you ain't
Speaker 1: getting my kidding? Many wrong with you say? Man, All
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, if you're gonna be open and laying
Speaker 1: on the table, what is it gonna hurt me, old man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna kill I'm open laying on the table. What
Speaker 1: kind of a till you in charge of? Mr? Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Obviously I need to meet you
Speaker 1: for I get to the hospital and nob getting to yours,
Speaker 1: and I can't tell you that you're gonna feeling How
Speaker 1: about that? It's too many games going on in the
Speaker 1: judge today I'll be you're gonna call and talk to
Speaker 1: me out of one of my kittness. Man, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to live just like you, trying to let you know
Speaker 1: I take care of me because what you're talking about
Speaker 1: ain't got a thing to do with Jesus. You can
Speaker 1: kiss my and get off my phone, that's what you
Speaker 1: can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
Speaker 1: What is you listening to me? Man? Out to listen
Speaker 1: to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got
Speaker 1: nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mr,
Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all
Speaker 1: put landing you. What can I just say one more
Speaker 1: thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're
Speaker 1: listening for what? Bless this leftew timing on the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh Lord, haven that girl. Lord have muchy Lord, have much.
Speaker 1: Jesus you all right, please forgive me whoa I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to Lord him Mercy. My heart is pal Peton Hill,
Speaker 1: Lord him, Mercy, Jesus, brother, com I gotta ask you
Speaker 1: one more thing, man, What is the baddest I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land to Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey morn Ship. That's my dad a favorite right there. Now,
Speaker 1: that's Papa Miles favorite right there. I have kids, all
Speaker 1: that is why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? They got
Speaker 1: you open? Yeah? Yeah, if you don't mind, can they
Speaker 1: can they reach you around and grab one of your kids?
Speaker 1: Because I need one, he was praying, though he ain't
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with my kidney. You're talking about the boy.
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Speaker 1: is May second through the fourth. The nephew is coming
Speaker 1: to town. I'm through, I'm through. I say it enough. Alright, nephew, alright,
Speaker 1: nephew can retrying to get one of your coming up next,
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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this