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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: the subject what's wrong with her? Chipping in? But right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got nev. You know what I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna like really make this all that. I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna do that. I'm just gonna say it like this.

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Speaker 1: This my dad's favorite. Oh can I have your kidden?

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Speaker 1: And that's that's how all I'm gonna say that that

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I ain't gonna go into detail,

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Speaker 1: just can I have your kidney? Play too much? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. This is how

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Speaker 1: you doing, bro? This is Deacon Pattison calling from the church.

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Speaker 1: How you doing today? Yeah? Just doing fun and I'm

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Speaker 1: doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind

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Speaker 1: you on what you're going through. When we were praying

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Speaker 1: for you, man, we know all about the you know

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Speaker 1: you're going in the sir is you're on Friday to

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Speaker 1: get your get your prankers removed. So I wanted to

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Speaker 1: give you a call. Man, have a word of pray

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Speaker 1: and let you know that we all are pulling for you,

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Speaker 1: and we know that that the man upstairs are gonna

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Speaker 1: pull you through this successful. Well, God bless and keep you.

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Speaker 1: Uh that, deacon, God bless and keep you, because I

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Speaker 1: tell you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,

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Speaker 1: we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on

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Speaker 1: it and it. She was a wonderful thing to know

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Speaker 1: that your church is with you and y'all thinking about

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Speaker 1: me and prayer. I I've really had to take this,

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Speaker 1: this to the lower This is a serious thing with me.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I ain't never had an operation before in

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Speaker 1: my life, and I know I needed my wife and

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Speaker 1: made it clear. The doctor made it clear that I

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Speaker 1: believe I'm ready to go forward. Deacon it was that

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Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson. That's right. I haven't. I haven't been. I've

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Speaker 1: been in church probably about talk about eight months now.

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Speaker 1: You've pretty much been out most of the time. I

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Speaker 1: have been out of you. Yeah, so I've seen you

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Speaker 1: a couple of times. But I wanted to call and

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Speaker 1: and and and put a word in for you and

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Speaker 1: let him, you know, let you know that we're all

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Speaker 1: praying for you at the church. He's the Lord, get

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Speaker 1: back and we know out for Friday is gonna definitely

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Speaker 1: be a great success and we're gonna give the victory

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Speaker 1: to who he's the victory. Let me let me have

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Speaker 1: a word of proud with your brother con if you

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Speaker 1: don't mind just about your head from me, Father God,

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Speaker 1: we have right now. We have right now that you

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Speaker 1: touch brother Connley as he goes in on Friday, please

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Speaker 1: put your hands on him. We asked, Father that you

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Speaker 1: hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go

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Speaker 1: and put seriesory on it. Yes. We asked that you

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Speaker 1: make sure that the doctor it's got a strong eye

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Speaker 1: on that mond with him. We asked that that that

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Speaker 1: he got a steady hand when he got the scalpel

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Speaker 1: in his hand. We asked that you hold on to

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Speaker 1: him please as he goes into a surgeon, because we

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Speaker 1: know it comes side them on the victory gonna belong

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Speaker 1: the brother Connley and the Lord. We know all of this,

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Speaker 1: but we we we asked that you take that pancres

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Speaker 1: and you remove it out successfullly, closing back up like

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Speaker 1: it will never been into the end before walk with me.

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Speaker 1: That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord at the

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Speaker 1: same time that they're removing this pancreas Lord, we asked

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Speaker 1: that your reach around his backside, and we asked that

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Speaker 1: you're his kidney, Lord, touch his kidney and make it hold,

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Speaker 1: make it ad. We want you to make that that

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Speaker 1: kidneys like it's been that best kidness. Deacon. That's Deacon.

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Speaker 1: They can whoop Pat Deason pass. Yeah, you know you're saying,

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Speaker 1: they don sir, they're there's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has

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Speaker 1: been needed. Well, he's gonna work on my pancris. That's

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Speaker 1: what the doctors operating on. They don't trap me forward

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Speaker 1: and that's what they're playing to remove. So really, my

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Speaker 1: kidney is fine. They did what they called when they'm

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Speaker 1: in my eyes and everything else is fine. He ain't

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Speaker 1: working on nothing but my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let let me say I'm glad you brought it up

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Speaker 1: with this. There's one we want to call you. What

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you. I know we were you know,

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Speaker 1: we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was yeah,

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Speaker 1: go out thirds and all that, But if you don't

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Speaker 1: mind it when they go in on Friday morning and

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Speaker 1: and remove that pinker is out? Do you think that

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Speaker 1: they could go in and get one of your kidneys?

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Speaker 1: Because I need one? Hold? Hold on, just met deacon

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Speaker 1: up what you say? But what you said? See see

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Speaker 1: see what else? I've been going through myself with a

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Speaker 1: little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if I need

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Speaker 1: a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can give me

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Speaker 1: one of yours when they go in and get your pankers,

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Speaker 1: they're going already to have your open. Did you say

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Speaker 1: you wanted to them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and give it to me because I need one? You

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Speaker 1: need a kidney? Yeah? What what what I mean? You

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Speaker 1: already gonna be laying there open? Wait a minute, Mr,

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Speaker 1: you need a kidney? I need with my packers? You

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Speaker 1: will call me with that? Man, this ain't now you're

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Speaker 1: a deacon, like I said, dick in Patterson my name.

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Speaker 1: But see what I'm asking you? What you me? Man?

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Speaker 1: Brother Connin? What harm is it? If you already open

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Speaker 1: and laying on the tea. Oh, you ain't heard a

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Speaker 1: dang I saying, have you I said, I'll be man,

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Speaker 1: you're crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something

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Speaker 1: going on here. You say you knew you managed to Mr.

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Speaker 1: A matter of fact, you too do to know who

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Speaker 1: you're talking to? What what? What? What I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: you have to to look like you said you said

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Speaker 1: they did the m R. I don't give up what

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Speaker 1: I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You

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Speaker 1: got to one of yours bad. That's your problem. Mr.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well

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Speaker 1: and you're calling with this. You say you're a new deacon,

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Speaker 1: you show ills and you won't be at the church long.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that because if I ever get gold

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Speaker 1: to your we got some riskon and do. What is

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Speaker 1: it gonna hurt for you to give me one of

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Speaker 1: them kidnings and both them if both of them kidners

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Speaker 1: is good and ain't gonna hit him? Think you ain't

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Speaker 1: getting my kidding? Many wrong with you say? Man, All

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Speaker 1: I'm saying is, if you're gonna be open and laying

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Speaker 1: on the table, what is it gonna hurt me, old man,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna kill I'm open laying on the table. What

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Speaker 1: kind of a till you in charge of? Mr? Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. Obviously I need to meet you

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Speaker 1: for I get to the hospital and nob getting to yours,

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Speaker 1: and I can't tell you that you're gonna feeling How

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Speaker 1: about that? It's too many games going on in the

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Speaker 1: judge today I'll be you're gonna call and talk to

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Speaker 1: me out of one of my kittness. Man, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to live just like you, trying to let you know

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Speaker 1: I take care of me because what you're talking about

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Speaker 1: ain't got a thing to do with Jesus. You can

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Speaker 1: kiss my and get off my phone, that's what you

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Speaker 1: can do. Can I say one more thing to you?

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Speaker 1: What is you listening to me? Man? Out to listen

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Speaker 1: to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mr,

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Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all

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Speaker 1: put landing you. What can I just say one more

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Speaker 1: thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're

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Speaker 1: listening for what? Bless this leftew timing on the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter.

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Speaker 1: Oh Lord, haven that girl. Lord have muchy Lord, have much.

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Speaker 1: Jesus you all right, please forgive me whoa I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to Lord him Mercy. My heart is pal Peton Hill,

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Speaker 1: Lord him, Mercy, Jesus, brother, com I gotta ask you

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Speaker 1: one more thing, man, What is the baddest I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey morn Ship. That's my dad a favorite right there. Now,

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Speaker 1: that's Papa Miles favorite right there. I have kids, all

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Speaker 1: that is why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? They got

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Speaker 1: you open? Yeah? Yeah, if you don't mind, can they

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Speaker 1: can they reach you around and grab one of your kids?

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Speaker 1: Because I need one, he was praying, though he ain't

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Speaker 1: nothing wrong with my kidney. You're talking about the boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's classic right there. Knoxville, tenn to see

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Speaker 1: the Nephew is coming to town Friday, April the nineteen

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Speaker 1: at the Knoxville Civic Auditoria is Me and the one

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Speaker 1: and only Bruce Bruce. Tickets are on sail right now,

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Speaker 1: so get your tickets because Ignorance is coming to town.

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Speaker 1: Laying in the cut May second through the fourth Virginia

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Speaker 1: Beach Comedy Club. The nephew is on the way. That

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Speaker 1: to town. I'm through, I'm through. I say it enough. Alright, nephew, alright,

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Speaker 1: nephew can retrying to get one of your coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry letter, subject What's wrong with her? Chipping in.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this