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Speaker 1: Welcome to a brand new full hour. We've got a

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Speaker 1: new second Nope, we don't have a second date.

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Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: You have a new awkward Tuesday phone days of the.

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Speaker 1: Week's right, Sorry, I swear, And we got some other

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Speaker 1: fun coming up that I hope that you enjoy. Apparently

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Speaker 1: yesterday's brand new phone tap got a lot reaction.

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Speaker 4: You guys, so many people were talking it was Jeff's

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Speaker 4: creepy limo. If you haven't heard it, Candace Golden said,

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Speaker 4: I couldn't stop laughing.

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Speaker 2: This better be top ten at the end of the.

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Speaker 4: Year, yes, And Kevin Davis said, I've been a longtime

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Speaker 4: listener from the Bay Area, California, and I've never been

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Speaker 4: so creeped out by your show before. But Jeff and

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Speaker 4: that phone call had me on edge. Reminds me of

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Speaker 4: Mariam's creepy brother and his smile from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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Speaker 2: If you know you know, Yeah, it was a show.

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Speaker 2: That show. I've never heard of it in my life.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, Well, at least we know we got to

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Speaker 5: do is creep people out more than make them laugh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny because when we were listening to it yesterday,

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Speaker 1: I was like, are people gonna.

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Speaker 3: Like this to be uneasy?

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Speaker 5: Like this is like, yeah, a little awkward.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like it sounds like a snake to me.

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Speaker 5: The entire time it resons.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you missed yesterday's brand new full hour, No, you

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Speaker 1: know that retreat. Yeah, and today we got a brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap too. Maybe you'll like that one just

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Speaker 1: as much. All Right, your full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 6: Brook, you're not going to like this, but a scientific

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Speaker 6: study just came out. I know, I know it's not

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Speaker 6: your favorite Jeffy in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: Yay.

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Speaker 2: Science. Science is the best.

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Speaker 6: Trust science unless it's against what you believe in.

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Speaker 3: But maybe that is not how science works.

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Speaker 6: They did this because most people, now about two thirds

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Speaker 6: of Americans admit to taking their phones to the bathroom

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Speaker 6: with them.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: The top things that we use it for are to

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Speaker 6: catch up on news, check social media, and listen to

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Speaker 6: the Brook and Jeffrey podcast.

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Speaker 5: That's wild.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's not a whole thing, right, No, killing

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Speaker 6: time on the toilet great.

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Speaker 8: No, I hate it.

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Speaker 1: Every time my husband brings his phone in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: I know that he's going to be in there for

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Speaker 1: like a half an hour.

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Speaker 5: Brook you know your text you and me have done

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Speaker 5: when I've been on the toilet.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know.

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Speaker 6: Shockingly, scientists agree with Brooke because the study found scrolling

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Speaker 6: your phone while doing your business ups your risk for

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Speaker 6: hemorrhoids by almost fifty percent.

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Speaker 5: There we go, Oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, just say no to hemorrhoids.

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Speaker 6: They found people who scroll on the bowl. It's not

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Speaker 6: a scientific term, but that's what I'm going to call

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Speaker 6: bull scrollers are forty nine percent more likely to developed

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Speaker 6: booty balloons or gluten gushers, whatever you want to call them.

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Speaker 2: You've never heard.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to say the scientific term for it,

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Speaker 6: because ideally you shouldn't be spending more than five minutes

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Speaker 6: on the toilet. And the researchers found people who use

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Speaker 6: their phones in the bathroom. They tend to take a

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Speaker 6: lot longer, and the longer you push, the more danger

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Speaker 6: to your tush. Again, not the scientific way to say it,

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Speaker 6: but I think it really rings.

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Speaker 5: I wish you were.

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Speaker 1: Can you forward this to my husband because when I

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Speaker 1: tell him this, he's.

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Speaker 2: Like, you you're talking move you could just do it.

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Speaker 3: No, he won't believe me.

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Speaker 5: So many hemorrhoids, so he won't be able to sit out,

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Speaker 5: so don't.

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Speaker 3: Worry every man out there.

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Speaker 6: So phones are a direct danger to our back doors,

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Speaker 6: and researchers say, if you must take your phone in

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Speaker 6: with you, at least set a timer.

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't just hit ignore on those doesn't help me.

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Speaker 6: If you've been in there more than five minutes and

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Speaker 6: haven't produced results, just stop, take a breather, try again later.

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Speaker 6: That's their advice.

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Speaker 3: Just wait till you have to go Somehow.

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Speaker 6: The science agrees with Brooke, but she's still angry.

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Speaker 5: So let's move on. We're gonna go to this shot.

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Speaker 6: Collar question of the day. We're gonna send it to

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Speaker 6: the man who posts all the content that keeps you

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Speaker 6: bowl scrolling, our digital producer. Let's go today. We sell

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Speaker 6: it right.

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Speaker 9: The birthday of a comedy legend, Adam Sandler. He's the

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Speaker 9: guy who taught us that yelling is a valid acting choice,

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Speaker 9: the basketball shorts can be acceptable red carpet attire. But

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Speaker 9: did you know he shares his birthday with another famous

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Speaker 9: American icon, the old guy in the white suit who

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Speaker 9: made Gravy its own food group, KFC's Colonel Sanders. That's right,

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Speaker 9: Sandler and Sanders one made us laughter, we peede our pants,

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Speaker 9: and one made us eat till we messed them. And

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Speaker 9: so to celebrate their joint birthday, we're doing a special

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Speaker 9: finger licking funny edition of twenty I like it. Now,

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Speaker 9: you pick a number one through twenty, I'll give you

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Speaker 9: a trivia question about either Adam Sandler or KFC's Colonel Sanders.

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Speaker 9: You just have to answer it correctly to stay in

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Speaker 9: the game.

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Speaker 5: This is gonna be interesting.

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Speaker 9: We'll start with the woman who self Tanner has the

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Speaker 9: same golden brown. He was an original eight piece bucket.

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Speaker 2: I told you it's natural.

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Speaker 9: I keep forgetting. I'll write that down for next time.

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Speaker 9: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Hern's original original recipe.

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Speaker 9: We got it, Alexis, You got Sandler not Sanders. Your

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Speaker 9: question is no help from the room in Happy Gilmour.

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Speaker 9: Adam Sandler fights a celebrity on the golf course. Was

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Speaker 9: it judge Judy Bob Barker or game show host of

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Speaker 9: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Regis Philbine.

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Speaker 2: You picked the wrong person because we just watched this movie.

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Speaker 1: We did it for gen Z versus classic movie. Ye,

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Speaker 1: it was her favorite.

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Speaker 2: I did watch it for the first time, and I

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Speaker 2: am a new Adam Sandler fan.

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Speaker 9: Actually, listen, I don't need your life story.

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Speaker 2: It's Bob Barker.

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Speaker 8: Barker's correct fok is off the board. Give me twelve,

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Speaker 8: number twelve, Brook, you got Sanders, not Sandler. Okay, your

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Speaker 8: question is this Colonel Sanders' chicken recipe is face for

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Speaker 8: eleven herbs and spices.

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Speaker 9: But which one of these is actually not in the mix?

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Speaker 9: Is it a Regano, Paprika or Cuman?

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Speaker 5: This is a great question.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna take Paprika off the board because it

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Speaker 1: is definitely in there.

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Speaker 3: You know for sure.

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Speaker 1: It's got that nice red hue to give it a

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Speaker 1: nice color. Cuman always feels kind of like a Mexican

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Speaker 1: I swear every chicken marinate I do calls for Oregano.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say the one not there is Cuman.

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Speaker 3: Who are you sure positive.

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Speaker 9: You have to double lock it in?

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Speaker 10: Yep?

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Speaker 9: Rick says Cuman. Yeah, human is the one not in

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Speaker 9: the eleven herbs and spices. Great, Jose, eight and twelve

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Speaker 5: I really hope I get a food one five.

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Speaker 9: Number five, Jose, you got sand Lure, not sand Durs.

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Speaker 9: It is a food one. Oh okay, Your question is

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Speaker 9: this Adam Sandler once made a comedy album with songs

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Speaker 9: like the Yeah, and it sold millions. But which other

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Speaker 9: one of these other titles was a real Sandler song?

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Speaker 9: Which one was real? Is it lunch Lady Land, Pizza

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Speaker 9: Bagel Blues or DJ Khaled reads the Torah? Which one

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Speaker 6: Wad a blast? Oh man?

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Speaker 5: I wish Khalad was big enough. I do remember this

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Speaker 5: because I bought his albums and I saw the video

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Speaker 5: and he brought Chris Farley out dress up as the

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Speaker 5: launch lady lunch Lady Land.

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Speaker 9: He says, lunch Lady Land, Ye, colutely, we're three for three?

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Speaker 3: Did I could sing along for that whole album?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Really, Jeffrey'd be huge for me if you blew this one. Okay, Five, eight,

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Speaker 6: Give me eighteen, right.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, you got Sanders, not sand Ler. Your question is this?

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Speaker 9: Before becoming a chicken mogul, Colonel Sanders worked all kinds

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Speaker 9: a steamboat pilot, a mattress tester, or a professional beard model.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, all those are weird jobs.

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Speaker 6: I mean you mean he is a professional beard model

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Speaker 6: because his face is on every single bucket of KFC,

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Speaker 3: Was Colonel Sanders hot before he got old? Like, has

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Speaker 6: Excuse me? I still think he's hot in his elderly age.

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Speaker 1: He's dead now, right, Yeah, I'm sure, yeah, he's assuredly dead.

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Speaker 6: Yes, okay, I mean to me, yeah, that's a sexy man.

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Speaker 6: He's modeling his sexy beard. Give me beard model, Jeff,

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Speaker 6: He says.

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Speaker 9: Professional beard model, Thanks, Jeff. Colonel Sanders was a steamboat

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Speaker 9: pilot Chicken days. That means Jeff lost today's edition of.

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Speaker 6: Twenty All right, well I'm gonna get shocked while singing

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Speaker 6: I'm like a bird by Nelly Furtado.

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Speaker 5: A chicken also for colonel.

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Speaker 9: Hey, please catchuns.

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Speaker 6: I did not don't have.

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Speaker 9: Time for me to catch you up at.

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Speaker 3: This is so interesting.

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Speaker 6: I'm like a bird only fly away. I don't know

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Speaker 6: soul is, I don't know where my home. That's your

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Speaker 6: show collar question. Other day, we got your phone tap

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Speaker 6: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Life's full of those horribly awkward moments that makes everyone cringe. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: like when you immediately forget someone's name five seconds after

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Speaker 6: they tell you everything, or accidentally insult someone's career without

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Speaker 6: realizing that is their actual job, or shout weird outdated

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Speaker 6: nineties catchphrases that nobody understands.

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Speaker 5: Are you describing right now?

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Speaker 6: Prepared to watch in horror? As does all three of

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Speaker 6: those things simultaneously while taking on a listener in trivia?

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Speaker 3: That sounds totally rad to me.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna raise the roof next day.

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Speaker 6: Whose name will she immediately forget? And which noble career

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Speaker 6: will she drag through the mud and find out? When

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Speaker 6: Brook slows down the fun truck it's coming up.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'll speed it up.

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Speaker 6: We've got a brand new player joining us today. Her

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Speaker 6: name is Jamie. And when we have new players, we

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Speaker 6: really should be able to give them something new as

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Speaker 6: a gift. Does a thank you for joining us? Brook,

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Speaker 6: Do you have anything for her?

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Speaker 8: I just let me check check your pocket.

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Speaker 6: Check your pocket, see if you have anything that we

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Speaker 6: can give to Jamie just for being on.

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Speaker 9: You got a hair tie?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 3: In a nerf dart.

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Speaker 6: Jamie, how does that feel? Before you've even answered a

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Speaker 6: single question on the show, You've won three random items

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Speaker 13: Oh, Harry Potter's my favorite.

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Speaker 5: Oh what house are you?

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Speaker 13: I prefer to pick Raven who.

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Speaker 12: That's a Brook.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you're the one in class just kind of asking questions.

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Speaker 1: So the class goes over time and nobody can leave.

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Speaker 5: Miss Smarty pans right.

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Speaker 6: We'll see exactly how smart you are. We're gonna aver

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Speaker 5: So say those words back to back. Is that that

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Speaker 5: well pronounced it right? Yeah? That's a dark magic spell.

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Speaker 6: I really need to learn the right way to do it. Okay,

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Speaker 6: that'll be a project for after this. But you got

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Speaker 6: you don't know when you could say pass, you have

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Speaker 6: Are you ready?

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Speaker 13: I'm ready?

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Speaker 6: Luck, Your time starts now. Today is International Sudoku Day.

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Speaker 6: In what country was sudoku invented?

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Speaker 6: In which year did Elon Musk acquire Twitter?

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Speaker 13: It was recent? Wasn't it like twenty twenty one. I

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Speaker 6: Giraffe's rank first at eighteen feet high, But what's the

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Speaker 15: When.

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Speaker 6: I don't know which. Classic Deli sandwich is made with

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Speaker 13: It's going to kill me, I don't.

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Speaker 6: I really like how Jamie answers the questions too, She

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Speaker 5: Brook is more sporadic.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, bro Brook tells a varizing story.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, man, I'm not going to win.

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Speaker 16: Man.

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Speaker 9: Well, you don't know.

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Speaker 6: It says on my screener that you work in dental billings.

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Speaker 6: So you call and yell at the insurance people for us. Yeah,

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Speaker 13: We took a family vacation across the country, went to

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Speaker 5: Ginger.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and the water does feel a little bit wetter

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Speaker 6: Like this is like you learn so much about water today.

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Speaker 3: Person in the middle, I am a lake person. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: What country was Sudoku invented?

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Speaker 3: Sudoku India?

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Speaker 6: In which year? Dated? Elon Musk acquire.

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Speaker 1: Twitterh what year two thousand and twenty three.

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Speaker 6: Giraftes ranked first at eighteen feet high? But what's the

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Speaker 3: Oh wow declined it?

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Speaker 11: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Chicago?

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Speaker 6: Okay, you're not gonna work very that would be awkward.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to the storeboard to see how you both

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Speaker 17: The only limit is yourself.

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Speaker 5: I'm scared, Jamie. You got correct today, Ritchy good Brook.

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Speaker 3: Yes, also too.

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Speaker 6: The houses tie ties do go to the house on these, Jamie.

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Speaker 6: So let's go over the answers. It's International Sudoku Day.

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Speaker 6: The country where sudoku was invented was actually the United States.

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Speaker 6: It was originally invented in Indianapolis and it was called

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Speaker 5: We'll probably see it higher too. Oh they're smarter. This

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Speaker 6: Elon Musk acquired Twitter in the year twenty and twenty two.

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Speaker 6: Girafts are first at eighteen feet high. The second tallest

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Speaker 1: Then moose is third at seventeen super We have them

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Speaker 6: The classic Deli sandwich made with corn, beef, sauer kraut

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Speaker 6: for I Love Them And in nineteen seventy two, the

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Speaker 5: Really, that's weird.

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Speaker 3: Don't you have to put your name in first.

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Speaker 6: Officials of the city wanted it, but they had to

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Speaker 3: That makes sense.

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Speaker 6: It's the only time in history that ever happened. So

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Speaker 6: Jamie wasn't quite enough to be Brooke. But just for playing,

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Speaker 6: we are giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift

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Speaker 6: card ballot at any Disney resort, theme park or online

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Speaker 6: in the Disney store.

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Speaker 13: Oh okay, cool, thank you, thanks.

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Speaker 6: For being on with us. Come back and play again.

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Speaker 11: Soon, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: For most weddings, the groom doesn't really have many responsibilities. Yes,

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Speaker 6: like when Brooke married her husband, she just gave him

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Speaker 6: three simple tasks, ride this camel, look pretty, and then

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Speaker 3: Yet that, yeah, that was.

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Speaker 2: What he was in charge of.

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Speaker 6: H But the guy on the phone today says he

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Speaker 11: Earl Arms.

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Speaker 6: Old mouse speak textas seventeen five nine two says, when

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Speaker 6: I was fourteen, I memorized pie to twenty decimal places,

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Speaker 3: It would have impressed Alexis. She did the same thing.

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Speaker 5: It's so cool, he.

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Speaker 5: See kids, math is cool.

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Speaker 12: So pure.

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Speaker 6: Sounds like mister Willoughby knows a bad boy when he

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Speaker 7: Hey, how you guys done.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know, but to be allowed

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Speaker 6: Oh, we're gonna quiz you on that after we're done

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Speaker 7: Okay, I got married about six years ago, Dora.

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Speaker 3: Do we say congratulations?

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Speaker 5: That's part of the confession.

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Speaker 5: You know what, I take it back. Congrats on when

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe you still are. But six years ago you

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Speaker 7: Yeah, six years ago I got married, and it was

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Speaker 6: Right, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Not a good sign, and she basically told me that

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Speaker 6: No, she comes out with this after you guys are

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Speaker 2: But you need the wife opportunity to tell her. That

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Speaker 6: Be to drop on you, dude, I.

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Speaker 6: Oh good, So wait, what happened? What happened?

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Speaker 11: Dude.

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Speaker 6: No, I mean a cool bachelorette party. But still, yes, dude,

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Speaker 12: It is.

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Speaker 6: So did you immediately go and confront your wife about it?

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Speaker 1: And you never knew what exactly happened, Like if the

453
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Speaker 1: friend saw something wrong or.

454
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,920
Speaker 2: Interpreted something like.

455
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 5: She just hugged the guy and she's like, I swear

456
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 5: they kids.

457
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,160
Speaker 2: Were the friends drunk too.

458
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone's drunk on a bachelorette party.

459
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you, because I loved her and like I

460
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,440
Speaker 1: wanted to give her the benefit.

461
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Speaker 10: Of the count.

462
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 3: You were a forgiving man.

463
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Speaker 6: So you're saying you continued on staying with her even

464
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,880
Speaker 6: though you weren't officially married by the marriage certificate exactly.

465
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Speaker 7: So I like to call it our pretend marriage.

466
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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

467
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 2: And then you never told her.

468
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 7: I did not, And sure enough, five years in the marriage,

469
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 7: it comes out that she's having affair with one of

470
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Speaker 7: her coworkers.

471
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Speaker 6: Oh, it's so unlike herde.

472
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: God, I just don't know how you stayed in that

473
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 1: without discussing it, and how heavy that must have been

474
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 1: for you.

475
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 6: I mean, what happened.

476
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, looking back, it's not great. I confronted her about

477
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,199
Speaker 7: it and I told her I knew, and not just

478
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 7: about the affair, but also what went down at the

479
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 7: bachelorette party.

480
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah.

481
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 7: And she of course was livid. And then she drops

482
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Speaker 7: the I'm getting a divorced and I'm going to take

483
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 7: half of everything you own.

484
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 5: Oh, and you're like, I got some that's gonna feel good?

485
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 6: What did you say?

486
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 7: Not to be patty, but I was laughing my ass off,

487
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 7: and I'm just like, good luck, with that because I

488
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 7: never stood good at the marriage certificate.

489
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Speaker 1: Oh married, minds out like you should have wanted to

490
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Speaker 1: change your name because you would have found out.

491
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Speaker 16: Yeah, justice, dude, Oh my god, she thought it was bluffing,

492
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 16: but told her the whole story, and uh, needless to say,

493
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 16: she was beside herself, and I kicked her out of

494
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Speaker 16: the house, and uh turned out to be the best

495
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 16: decision of my life.

496
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad there was a happy ending for you

497
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: at the Yeah, that was a lot to endure.

498
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're happy? Are you single? What's your status now? Brother?

499
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 12: Yeah?

500
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 7: Seeing somebody right now, which much happier. Pretty sure she's

501
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 7: not cheating on me, let's hope.

502
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 3: It's okay to be a little paranoid with your past history.

503
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 6: Sure, but it's good advice to any listeners out there,

504
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 6: if you're getting married, hold off on filing that certificate

505
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 6: for at least five years, just as a little bit

506
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 6: of insurance for yourself, because you never know. Thanks for

507
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 6: sharing that man in text in seventy eight five nine too.

508
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 6: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

509
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 6: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

510
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 6: our next mass speaker. Your fault.

511
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Speaker 11: Doubt's coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

512
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Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we

513
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 6: call a guy who unfortunately lost his wallet the other night.

514
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 6: He's already called several places where he thought he may

515
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 6: have left it, and no one has reported finding it.

516
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

517
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 3: Such a pain.

518
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 6: Well that's about to change when Jose calls with some

519
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 6: very exciting news. Oh no, but Jose needs to be careful.

520
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 6: He's got to make sure that he's not getting scammed either.

521
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 6: That's just smart thinking in your phone. Tap right now?

522
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 12: Hello? Hi?

523
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 5: Is this Damon?

524
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 12: Yeah? Who's this?

525
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 11: Uh?

526
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 5: I'd rather not say. Look, I think I found your wallet.

527
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 12: Wait, seriously, you found it?

528
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 5: I think it could be. It's brown leather and it

529
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 5: had an ID with your name on it.

530
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 12: Oh my god. Yeah that's the one.

531
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. That address was like one or three zero road.

532
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 12: That's my address. Yeah right there?

533
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 5: Okay, Well I googled the address and it linked me

534
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 5: to this phone number.

535
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 12: Oh my god, thank you so much for finding my wallet.

536
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 5: Hold on, I found your ID. I'm not sure if

537
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 5: it's your wallet.

538
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 12: Wait, what do you mean you said you had both

539
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 12: the ID and the wallet?

540
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 5: I mean I have a wallet, but some could have

541
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 5: just taken your ID and put it in there, right.

542
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 12: Okay, no one would just take my ID for my

543
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 12: wallet and just put it in another walk.

544
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 5: I've seen some strange stuff in my life.

545
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 6: You never know, No.

546
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 12: You do know, and I know that's my idea in

547
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 12: my wallet.

548
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 5: Well okay, Well, if this is really your wallet, how

549
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 5: many credit card slots does it have? What credit you know,

550
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 5: like the little slots like the sleeves for the credit cards.

551
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 5: How many of those do you have?

552
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 12: I know what those are, but that is a weird

553
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 12: question to ask.

554
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 5: Let's just hurry up. I don't have all day. It's

555
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 5: a simple question. I don't want to have to hang

556
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 5: up on you and find the real owner.

557
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 12: You did find the real owner.

558
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 5: Okay, then how many credit card slots are there?

559
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 12: I don't know. There's a four on the west, and

560
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 12: tried on the right, like nine totals.

561
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 5: I think you're so close.

562
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 6: There's eight?

563
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 5: Oh my counting eight total?

564
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 12: Who cares?

565
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 5: No, you you were close enough for me to maybe

566
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 5: give you another question, one another question.

567
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 12: I WoT my wallet and I do best.

568
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 6: Well, this is easy.

569
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 5: If you had a picture in your wallet, what was it.

570
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 12: It's my dog.

571
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 5: Uh, what's he wearing?

572
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 12: Nothing? He's a dog.

573
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 5: Okay, you got that right. But how do I know

574
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 5: it's your dog?

575
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 12: It's a Golden Retriever and it's my dog. Stops scoring

576
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 12: around with me?

577
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 5: Okay, I got admit. You did pretty good there.

578
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 15: I did good because I know it's learning.

579
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 6: Maybe it is?

580
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 12: It is?

581
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 5: Well, are you offering a reward?

582
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 12: No, I'm not offering a ward. I know it.

583
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 5: Well, if you're losing a wallet, you would assume there's

584
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 5: a reward attached if somebody found it.

585
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 12: Oh, sure, whatever, what do you want?

586
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 6: Let me see?

587
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 5: Hold on? Oh my god, eighty three dollars exactly.

588
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 12: That's exactly what I have in my walk. And you

589
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 12: know that you.

590
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 9: Had eighty two dollars in your wallet.

591
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 6: You're a dollar short. Oh my god.

592
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 5: Did you want to like venmo me or like wire

593
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 5: transfer that extra buck?

594
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 6: And we can?

595
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 12: You know what I'm done with you?

596
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 15: Like?

597
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 12: Honestly, I think you just keep the wallet.

598
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 5: No, look, you agree to the eighty three bucks, I'll

599
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 5: get your wallet. Is that good?

600
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 12: I'm done with you? No?

601
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 5: Look hold on, let me grab it. It's oh no,

602
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 5: oh no, I just dropped it in the toilet. Oh

603
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 5: my god, how about this. You come to my house,

604
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 5: you reach in the toilet, grab it.

605
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 6: It's yours. I'll only take eighty one dollars.

606
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 12: I don't want it anymore.

607
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 5: You Melissa, She'll want at least two dollars out of

608
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 5: this wallet. What because she set you up for this

609
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 5: frank phone call man, This is actually jose from Brook

610
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're just playing a joke

611
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 5: on you.

612
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 15: Brother.

613
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 5: Oh my god, your wife said you lost your wallet.

614
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 5: She wanted to troll you.

615
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 15: I'm gonna show her.

616
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 6: Well, don't do that.

617
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 12: I was moving my mind.

618
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 15: Like what kind of weird ass?

619
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 5: I know? I should have just asked how many inches

620
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 5: exactly from left to right is your total wallet and

621
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 5: you would have known that it's eleven inches on a quarter.

622
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 15: Yeah, obviously I knew that.

623
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 12: Duh.

624
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 5: I should have started with that one that we wouldn't

625
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 5: have even had this conbo Sure.

626
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 11: Wake up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

627
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 11: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

628
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 6: Imagine thinking you just won the lottery, only to find

629
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 6: out two months later it was a weird computer glitch

630
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 6: and you actually won nothing, No way. That's what it's

631
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 6: like getting hired to work in radio.

632
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 11: Yay.

633
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 6: Oh wait a second, Oh.

634
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 3: Come on, jack, I love working with us.

635
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 6: Sure, but there is one non radio person who understands

636
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 6: the feeling all too well. Because our listener thought his

637
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 6: girlfriend was planning the most epic birthday trip for him

638
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 6: of all time until one text message shattered everything. Oh no,

639
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 6: and now he needs our help not to save the trip,

640
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 6: but possibly to save his relationship. You're gonna hear it

641
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 6: in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next, It's awkward.

642
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

643
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 6: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Do you like it when

644
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 6: a significant other makes a big deal about your birthday, like,

645
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 6: goes through the effort to plan things for you, buys

646
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 6: your nice presence, does a big surprise? Yes, I mean

647
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 6: Brooks says she loves it, unless the surprise is a

648
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 6: barbershop quartet.

649
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: Was uncompy Okay, that was.

650
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 6: Not okay, But there are contingencies to the surprise.

651
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: Clearly well, four weird old men standing behind me singing

652
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: in a radio studio.

653
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: It's not my idea of a good time.

654
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 6: Ye kind of an inside joke. But if you didn't

655
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 6: know a while ago, Brooks husband organized that for her

656
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 6: on the show, and she absolutely despised it.

657
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: Dude, just making I took contact with people that are

658
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: singing to you is just too much for me.

659
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: I wish I was here for that.

660
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 6: But anyway, I bring it up because one of our listeners, Croy,

661
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 6: is having a birthday soon and his significant other was

662
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 6: making a big deal about it. Emphasis on was because

663
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 6: it sounds like maybe things have changed. Croy. Welcome to

664
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 6: the show.

665
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 15: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

666
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm sorry. When's your birthday?

667
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 3: It's coming up?

668
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 12: Yeah?

669
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, thirtieth birthday's coming up in a few weeks.

670
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: Your trouble is literally dirty thirty like a fun way.

671
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 6: Okay, So what made you email the show for help

672
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 6: about your birthday? Something with you and your girlfriend? What's

673
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 6: going on?

674
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 15: Yeah? Yeah, so I've been seeing my girlfriend Chrissy for

675
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 15: two years now, and months ago she started making a

676
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 15: big deal about how she wants to go over the

677
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 15: top for me for my thirtieth birthday.

678
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 5: That's awesome?

679
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: Is that great? Girlfriend?

680
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

681
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 6: What does that mean though?

682
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 15: Well, it means that she got me an early birthday present,

683
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 15: which was a really nice watch. Oh, and in addition

684
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 15: to that, for the actual birthday, she booked us a

685
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 15: trip to the Bahamas.

686
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 5: Wow, yay, my god.

687
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 6: You didn't take the watch as like kind of an

688
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 6: insulting present, though.

689
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you mean like you're running out of time?

690
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: You're in thirty Yeah, you're never on time for stuff

691
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: on time?

692
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 6: Now you're getting old times running out. You didn't read

693
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 6: into it like that symbolic.

694
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 15: No, maybe if it wasn't as nice a watch as this,

695
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 15: But I mean I didn't even think about that.

696
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 5: Are you calling me?

697
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 11: Old?

698
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: Wait?

699
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,239
Speaker 1: Are you calling and there's a like you have an

700
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: upcoming Bahamas trip right?

701
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 15: Well yeah, but I mean even more than that, it's

702
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 15: not just the watch in the Bahamas trip. She even

703
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 15: showed me that she splurged on the hotel room too,

704
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 15: like we have a super nice deal of the ocean.

705
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 15: That's amazing. She bought us outfits for the trips.

706
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Awhere when we go out, So wait, where's the problem

707
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: come in?

708
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 15: So the problem comes in that last week she tells

709
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 15: me that she had to return my watch.

710
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 6: What wait?

711
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 12: What?

712
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

713
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 15: Yeah? And I was like, oh why, I really like

714
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 15: this watch. It's really nice. And she said, I know,

715
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 15: but maybe we'll get you a different one later.

716
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 3: Uh oh.

717
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 15: And I was like, what does that mean? And she

718
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 15: was like, I don't really want to talk about it.

719
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

720
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: I immediately think maybe she overspent.

721
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know.

722
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: Like as it sounds like she was just going nuts,

723
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: like the hotel room and the trip and the watch,

724
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: and then she got the credit.

725
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 3: Card bill and she's like, wait a minute, I went

726
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 3: too far.

727
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 5: And we could do without a watch, but we'll still

728
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 5: do the vacasion.

729
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

730
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.

731
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 15: Well my thoughts are worse because after that happened last week,

732
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 15: she texted me yesterday saying that she had to cancel

733
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 15: the trip.

734
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 6: Now Bahamas are off the table too. Yes, what are

735
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 6: you thinking?

736
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 15: I think she's planning to break up with me?

737
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: Oh?

738
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 6: Really, come on, let's stay.

739
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 5: No, she's not planning to break up with you. You're

740
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 5: a good guy.

741
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: Wait out the breakup, though, wouldn't she just because she

742
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: wants to get the refund first?

743
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: Maybe she she doesn't want to spend the money.

744
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I would feel the same because

745
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: why why else would you do that?

746
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 5: Yeah? Like why Genji's rebook? You can't do Cleveland instead

747
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 5: of like the Bahamas he's.

748
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 6: Sure even if it is too expensive, you can find

749
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 6: it more affordable.

750
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 3: I think, more than anything.

751
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: Why no explanation. Why isn't she telling you? Have you

752
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: asked her what's going on?

753
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 15: When I kept asking her why, she was like, oh,

754
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 15: we'll do a different thing. We'll do a different thing

755
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 15: later later. And she usually brings things up to me

756
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,239
Speaker 15: if something's on her mind or whatever, but this has

757
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 15: been different, and I'm like, I can't think of anything

758
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 15: other than she's gonna break up with me, and I

759
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 15: don't know why. I have no idea.

760
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 12: Why.

761
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's tough.

762
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: Like I think i'd be pissed.

763
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 12: Yeah.

764
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: If I'm just thinking, if my boyfriend gave me these big, grandiose.

765
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: Things and then took them away, I'd be.

766
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 2: Like what the he like?

767
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 3: I would probably be the one thinking about dumping them.

768
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 4: To be honest, you be taking it back to planning

769
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 4: something better.

770
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 3: You take away presents that have already been gifted.

771
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 6: Is that your suggestion to him right now? He should

772
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 6: dump her first before she jumps him.

773
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, well maybe depending on what she

774
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: has to say.

775
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 15: Well, I'm not that shallow, and really I'm just more

776
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 15: concerned about our relationship here.

777
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: That's good. That's good. You seem like a really good guy.

778
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 6: I mean, aside from taking away all your birthday presents

779
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 6: and canceling your birthday trip and not communicating about her

780
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 6: feelings about why? Is there any other red flags in

781
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 6: the relationships?

782
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 12: Yeah?

783
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 15: None that I can think of.

784
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 6: Okay, well, then we need to help you figure out

785
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 6: what the heck is going on with your girlfriend and

786
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 6: your birthday plans coming up. There has to be an explanation.

787
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 15: I need her to open up and tell me, because

788
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 15: it seems like anything I say she quickly just closes

789
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 15: it down. She doesn't want to talk about it at

790
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 15: all anymore.

791
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 5: We could just call a bunch of like chucky cheeses

792
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 5: and see if there's any bookings.

793
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 3: So she'll be planning a surprise.

794
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 5: There's got a surprise from the surprise.

795
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 12: I don't know.

796
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 15: It seems like the birthday is like far away in

797
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 15: her mind too, Like why she's not even planning anything anymore?

798
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 12: You know?

799
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 6: Okay, So we have a mission now to find out why.

800
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 6: After your girlfriend booked a vacation for your thirtieth birthday

801
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 6: and got you an expensive watch, she took it all

802
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 6: back with zero explanations in We'll try to get you

803
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 6: some answers in your awkward Tuesday phone call.

804
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 15: Thank you guys.

805
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 5: Next, it's awkward, It's Tuesday.

806
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 11: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

807
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 6: What are the subtle red flags from a significant other

808
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 6: that show they're a tempting to break up with you?

809
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 5: Man?

810
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 6: Maybe if they change your Netflix profile name to just

811
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 6: the word guest, that's not a good sign screen. Or

812
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 6: if you find a PowerPoint presentation on their computer about

813
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 6: why you should start seeing other people. Oh, very specific,

814
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 6: it's a red flag, but he's not saying it's totally over.

815
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: Yet, could have helpful information in it.

816
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 6: And the only things our listener Croy has noticed from

817
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 6: his girlfriend are she's returned his birthday gift without asking him,

818
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 6: canceled his birthday vacation, and hasn't been communicating about why

819
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 6: she's doing these things or really wanting to talk to

820
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 6: him about it at all. So not great, but that's

821
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 6: why he's come to us looking for advice on how

822
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 6: to finally get his girlfriend to just be honest and

823
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 6: tell him what's going on. Yes, Brook, Kroy needs you

824
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 6: right now and your wisdom.

825
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: What do you have to say to kroy Men, I

826
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: am just like you, Kroy. I always go to worst

827
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: case scenario, like I fall down that rabbit hole of

828
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: this is going to the most terrible thing ever.

829
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 6: And I think I'm hoping there was some advice on it.

830
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 3: Well that is the advice.

831
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: You can only go up from there, you know, Like

832
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: like my mom used to tell me before i'd like

833
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: try out for a team or apply from a job,

834
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: She'd be like, you're not gonna get that.

835
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: You probably won't get that, And then when I did,

836
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 2: it was so exciting. So maybe I assume she's cheating

837
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: on you too.

838
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to Alexis. You've already hit rock bottom. Croy.

839
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 6: That must feel good.

840
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm not. I can't say I'm rolling with that

841
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 15: advice because I didn't even think about her cheating on me,

842
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 15: And now I'm kind of spiraling.

843
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 6: Oh oh wow.

844
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: So you're gonna spiral up soon.

845
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 6: There we go better than that? What do you think, Jose.

846
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,240
Speaker 5: I don't know a ton about women. Shocking, Okay, I'm

847
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 5: assuming if you want one to open up to you,

848
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 5: you want to give her like food and wine. But

849
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 5: you're not with her right now. You're not in the same.

850
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 3: Okay, are you gonna give me the food?

851
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 11: And one.

852
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 5: Tell her you love her and then don't talk. Just

853
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 5: see what she says. She may feel guilty and open up.

854
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 5: She may double down and say I love you forever.

855
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, just toss out and I love you and

856
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 6: read the vibe from her reaction. What do you think

857
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 6: of that?

858
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 5: That's what I should have said.

859
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 15: I can figure out a way to read that in yeah, yeah,

860
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 15: I love you to.

861
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: Your girlfriend of two years. Figure that out.

862
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 6: It's going to be a tough one.

863
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 12: Somehow.

864
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 6: I'll figure out a way to drop the LMM on her.

865
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 6: But I think that's actually good advice, Jose.

866
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: And when she doesn't say anything back to you or

867
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: says thank you, it's okay.

868
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 6: Many says that we're running out of time, though, so

869
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 6: we just got to start dialing your girlfriend Chrissy and

870
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 6: see if she answers. Croy, You've got this, man.

871
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 15: Okay, I'm ready, guys. Let's do it all right, man,

872
00:38:58,760 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 15: I'm a.

873
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 6: Dollar number right now. I will be waiting quietly to

874
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 6: jump in if you need help. Here we go.

875
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 15: Hello, Hey, hey babe, it's me, babe.

876
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 14: Where are you calling me from?

877
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 15: I'm I'm just calling from another number as all. I

878
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 15: wanted to know if I could talk to you real

879
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 15: quick for a second.

880
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 14: I'm kind of busy right now. Can we talk to

881
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 14: me when I get home.

882
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 15: Well, you've been busy like the last three days, and

883
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 15: I've barely seen you, were spoken to you like at all.

884
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 15: I just need two minutes, Okay, just two minutes please, Okay, Okay, okay, Okay.

885
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 15: So here's the deal.

886
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 14: I love you, Okay, that's why you called me.

887
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 15: Well, I'm just getting a bad feeling in the pit

888
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 15: of my stomach because of the way you've been acting

889
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 15: the last month.

890
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 14: I don't know what you're talking about.

891
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 15: Okay. You gave me that nice watch and then you

892
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 15: gave it back without asking me. Isn't that a little weird?

893
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 14: I mean, I'm sorry about that. I don't know what

894
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 14: to tell you, okay.

895
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 15: And then you book us the trip of a lifetime

896
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 15: for my birthday and get me excited about it, and

897
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 15: then text me yesterday saying that you canceled it.

898
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 14: I don't know what to say.

899
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 15: Okay, Chrissy, are you about to break up with me?

900
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 14: Look, something happened and I don't know how to tell you.

901
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, well listen, I'm here for you. Okay, I

902
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 15: love you. Tell me what's going on? Please.

903
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 10: Well, you know the watch I got, it was pretty expensive.

904
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 10: I mean maybe you don't know, but it was.

905
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, was pretty pricey. Okay. Well I didn't ask

906
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 15: you to spend that money. You wanted to spend the money,

907
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 15: I know.

908
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 10: And I thought I could afford it because I was

909
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 10: using Apple Bay.

910
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 14: Oh okay, did you know that's real money?

911
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 10: Like I just thought it was like Apple points earned

912
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 10: by using my iPhone.

913
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 14: It's like I'm stupid. Oh my god.

914
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, Hi Chrissy.

915
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 12: What?

916
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 2: Oh sweet girl?

917
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, Chrissy, Hello, Hi, Hi. It's my job to tell

918
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 6: you right now that you're on a radio show called

919
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing something

920
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 6: called the awkward Tuesday phone call.

921
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 17: What.

922
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 15: I'm really sorry, Chrissy. I didn't know. I didn't know

923
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 15: how else to get you to talk about. I had

924
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 15: to go to the radio to had the radio. That's

925
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 15: why I'm calling from a different number because I didn't

926
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 15: know what was going on.

927
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 10: Just ask me at home.

928
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: No, No, it's okay, it's okay.

929
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 3: I mean, that's way better than what he thought.

930
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: I said, Jack, it only was up.

931
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 10: No, it's I didn't know apple pay was using real

932
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 10: money because I'm an idiot, because I was an Android

933
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 10: person for so long and I just changed over six

934
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 10: months ago.

935
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you connect your credit card to it.

936
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 6: I'm sorry you didn't think apple pay was real money.

937
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 6: What did you think it was?

938
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 10: I thought I was earning like Apple points. It's like

939
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 10: taking American dollars from your credit card.

940
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 2: That's why your credit card pops up when you press it, right.

941
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 12: I just thought there was.

942
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 14: A deposit to have, just some case.

943
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 5: Okay, to make sure you have an active bank account.

944
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: It's okay.

945
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: Adulting's hard and we're not all taught the lessons that

946
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: we should be taught before being sent out.

947
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 3: To the real world.

948
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 6: Okay, we don't need to come to send her.

949
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be condescending. I've tried to make

950
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: her feel better.

951
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 15: Babe. You thought that for using your iPhone for six months,

952
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 15: you got enough Apple points to buy a nice watch

953
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 15: on a trip to the Bahamas.

954
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 10: Oh well, I use.

955
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 14: It every day.

956
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 2: I mean I like her.

957
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 3: Point system better. Yeah, I can't.

958
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 10: Believe you put me on the rating.

959
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 14: You could have, just as everybody knows how stupid I am.

960
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: No, no, wait, you just had an airhead moment.

961
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: We've all had him before.

962
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 2: Its fun, Dave.

963
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 15: This is a lot better than what I thought was happening.

964
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 15: I thought you canceled all those things because you were

965
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 15: trying to break up with me.

966
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

967
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 10: No, I just didn't know how to tell you because

968
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 10: it's like the dumbest thing I've ever done, and the

969
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 10: thing I was really dumb, and now you just put

970
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 10: me on blast to.

971
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 6: The world like, yeah, well, he's not trying to put

972
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 6: you on blaster or do anything. It's he only came

973
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 6: to us for help because he was trying to ask

974
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 6: you about it, and you kept saying we'll talk later

975
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 6: or you're too busy. The good news is this is

976
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 6: all finally out in the open. There's solutions. It sounds

977
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 6: like you've figured things out about how Apple pay actually works.

978
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 3: And what a sweet girlfriend to even plan that stuff

979
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 3: to begin with.

980
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 15: He's the best girlfriend ever. I really really love her,

981
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 15: you guys.

982
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 6: With that comment, he just heard himself some boyfriend points there.

983
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I feel that bucket.

984
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 6: Buddy, which are different than American dollar points. Yes, so

985
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 6: you know you can't buy much.

986
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 5: It's kind of crypto.

987
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 6: So listen, Chrissy Croix, both of you you can go

988
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 6: back to planning the thirtieth birthday, something a little bit

989
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 6: more in your budget. But don't be upset with each other.

990
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 15: Oh I'm not upset. I'm not upset at all. This

991
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 15: is the best.

992
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 6: This is great, Chrissy. How about you.

993
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 14: This is very embarrassing, but I will get over it.

994
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Chrissy, look at it this way. A

995
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 6: wise old radio host once told me, this is your

996
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 6: rock bottom. It can only get better from work. It

997
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,479
Speaker 6: actually does work.

998
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

999
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 6: There's got to be some people listening to this right

1000
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 6: now who just had the exact same realization that Apple

1001
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 6: Pay isn't rewards points for using your cell phone. It's actual,

1002
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 6: real American dollars.

1003
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 5: Some kid is like, I'm about to be in so

1004
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 5: much trouble.

1005
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm gonna tell you my kids don't even have

1006
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: phones yet, but I'm still gonna go home and show them.

1007
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's real money. I mean, Alexis Starbucks uses this

1008
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 6: where you can earn Starbucks points and earn and get

1009
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 6: free drinks. Why wouldn't Apple do the same exact thing, right,

1010
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 6: You're right, I don't know talking. I mean, I think

1011
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 6: our podcast should have a reward system where for every

1012
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 6: three awkward tuesdays you listen to, Brooke will give you

1013
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 6: one dollars straight out of her son's piggybank. Yah, it

1014
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 6: seems like a good let's.

1015
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 3: Not do that parting.

1016
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 8: Everyone subscribe and earn free money.

1017
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 6: It's stolen from Brook's children.

1018
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 5: I think it's a.

1019
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 6: It's wherever you get your podcast at Brook Jeffrey frooking Jeffrey.

1020
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 17: In the morning, it's back to school time, and we

1021
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 17: have a teacher on the phone today named Christina.

1022
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 6: Just because she's you know, quote unquote teaching, doesn't mean

1023
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 6: she can't step out of the classroom for a little

1024
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 6: bit to play a little trivia game on the radio.

1025
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.

1026
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: Hope it's like five year olds you left behind. They're

1027
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 3: just going crazy in there.

1028
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 6: Kids can learn later. But Christina, welcome to the show.

1029
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 15: Thank you.

1030
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 14: I'm excited for seven. And they're so smart.

1031
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 6: Oh seven? What greatet is? Age seven?

1032
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 11: They're in first grade?

1033
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I like that.

1034
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 6: They've learned to walk and talk by that age. I'm

1035
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 6: guessing absolutely most of them.

1036
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 3: Dude, they're reading by first grade. I mean they're done

1037
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 3: with that in kindergarten.

1038
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 6: Oh no, they can read now. Yes, yes, there's nothing

1039
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 6: good to read about right now. Let me tell you

1040
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 6: it's just going to depress them. So pulls off on

1041
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 6: teaching them how to read and learn.

1042
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 5: You give the kids the paper every morning, yep.

1043
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 6: Make sure these kids are really down in the dumps

1044
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 6: when they get back home from school today. Good work, Christina,

1045
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 6: But let's let's at least bring your mood up by

1046
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 6: playing some trivia. You got thirty seconds answer as many

1047
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 6: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1048
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 6: say pass. But you have to beat her outright if

1049
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 6: you want to win. Are you ready?

1050
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 11: Absolutely?

1051
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 6: Okay? Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is September ninth,

1052
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 6: or nine to nine? What is nine times nine eighty one,

1053
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 6: not including cheese? What's the most popular pizza topping in America?

1054
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 6: What's the only number in English that has the same

1055
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 6: number of letters as its value?

1056
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 5: Four?

1057
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 6: In Super Mario World? What is Mario's profession at a

1058
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 6: fashion show? What's the official name of a runway?

1059
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 7: I don't know?

1060
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 15: Pass?

1061
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 6: What is the term used for the study of oceans

1062
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 6: marine biology. Okay, well done, Christina. Brooks's gonna come back

1063
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 6: to the studio here, and so let's see. Like the

1064
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 6: good news is you're back to school and that's fun.

1065
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,959
Speaker 6: Bad news is you're back to school and summer is over.

1066
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 5: Are you tiber football season? Do you have any fantasy football?

1067
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 9: I'm not football.

1068
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 14: We're big soccer fans.

1069
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, the real football, but absolutely Yet.

1070
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 6: I was bringing up summer because I wanted to know

1071
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 6: if you had the summer off and did you do

1072
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 6: like something fun in the summer just for yourself?

1073
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, we got a puppy, oh kind, well.

1074
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 14: Read many goldendoodles.

1075
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: She's so what'd you name her? Her name is Emmy, Emmy.

1076
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 6: Emmy Emmy read too.

1077
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, Emmie can read.

1078
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 14: I'm the best teacher ever.

1079
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 6: You're doing God's where Christina? Well done? Now it's Brooks turn.

1080
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1081
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 12: Yes?

1082
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Today is September ninth, or nine

1083
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 6: to nine? What is nine times nine eighty one, not

1084
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 6: including cheese? What's the most popular pizza topping in America?

1085
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 6: What's the only number in English that has the same

1086
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 6: number of letters as its value five In Super Mario World,

1087
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:17,479
Speaker 6: what is Mario's profession plumber at a fashion show? What's

1088
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 6: the official name of a runway.

1089
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 3: The runway walk?

1090
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 6: What does the term used for the study of oceans? Oh?

1091
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: I know this one. It's shoot shoot oceanology.

1092
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 6: Shoot, shoot oceanology.

1093
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 5: You got it? Okay?

1094
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 9: Oh okay, you're asking me if I took oceanologies before.

1095
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 5: Okay, because the question barely started.

1096
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 9: Late as spoiler, did not take oceanology.

1097
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 6: All right, we finally got it sorted out, and it's

1098
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 6: time to go to the scoreboard to see how everyone

1099
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 6: did with Jose.

1100
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 5: Christina, you did great. You got four correct today. Oh yeah,

1101
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 5: that's really good's got you're a teacher out there, Brook

1102
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 5: Also for.

1103
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 6: Whoa oh man, I'm sorry Christina the ties you go

1104
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 6: to the house on these. But let's go over the

1105
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 6: answers for everybody. It's September ninth, or nine to nine.

1106
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 6: Nine times nine is eighty one, not including cheese. Most

1107
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 6: popular pizza topping in America would be pepperoni. Twenty four

1108
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 6: percent of all pizzas ordered contain pepperoni on them, followed

1109
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 6: by sausage at thirteen percent. Favorite. Oh yeah, the only

1110
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 6: number in English with the same number of letters as

1111
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 6: its value is the number four.

1112
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: Interesting since I said five, I counted and I'm like, oh,

1113
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: digg it, it's four.

1114
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 6: Visualize it real low moment.

1115
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: That's why I was in my head for the next

1116
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 2: couple questions in.

1117
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 6: Super Mario World. Mario is a plumber at a fashion show.

1118
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 6: The official name of the runway is the catwalk. We

1119
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 6: did give Brook credit for it in the.

1120
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 5: Answer one word and she said cowok.

1121
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 6: At the same time, so we accepted it. Accept And

1122
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 6: the term for the study of oceans is oceanography.

1123
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: Oh it's not marine biology.

1124
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 6: Well, that'd be the study of the animal creatures the

1125
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 6: oceans themselves, oceanograffy. So Christina, I'm sorry it wasn't quite

1126
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 6: enough to beat Brooke, But just for playing, we're gonna

1127
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 6: hook you up with a pair of tickets to see

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Speaker 6: the Seattle Mariners take on the Los Angeles Angels on

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Speaker 6: September twelfth for Fireworks Night, presented by Moving ninety two

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Speaker 6: point five.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, awesome, thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to go back to class.

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Speaker 1: You can pretend like this segment goes for at least

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Speaker 1: thirty more minutes if you just need a quick break.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, go get some coll Yeah, I'm I'm on a

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Speaker 14: playground on the swings right now.

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Speaker 6: You deserve it, Christina, thanks for playing. Come back again soon.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow. Rookie Jeffrey

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Speaker 6: in the morning.