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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewel Show. Hey, Hey, how

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Speaker 1: are y'all doing good? How are you? I'm doing good?

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Speaker 1: Good living in my car, but I'm doing good? Oh really?

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Speaker 1: Oh it could be worse. You could not have a

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Speaker 1: car to live in. Yeah, situation could be worse, but

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Speaker 1: it could be a lot better too, That's true. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess any situation could always be a lot better.

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Speaker 1: If you're a billionaire, you want two billion, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, signing all the time. So, uh, we're

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Speaker 1: not gonna ask your name because that would be against

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Speaker 1: the rules of the Dirty Little Secret. But you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Um, yeah, I do, and it's

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Speaker 1: actually gotten a little bit bigger than the one I

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Speaker 1: messaged in faked All right, So what we'll just lay

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Speaker 1: it out there. What's your dirty little secret? Excited? So

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Speaker 1: put a little backstory real quick. My landlord is a

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Speaker 1: crazy lady. I lived in my landlord's house, okay, with her,

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Speaker 1: so I rent the basement. That's a dicey. I used

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Speaker 1: live in the back of a dude's house. Actually, when

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Speaker 1: I first moved out when I was seventeen, I moved

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Speaker 1: into this old lady's house. She was my landlord. It

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Speaker 1: was her and another old dude, and they didn't like

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Speaker 1: me very much. I partied a lot at seventeen, and

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Speaker 1: then I lived with another guy too, and that's always

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Speaker 1: hard when they live with you, you know, which is

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Speaker 1: all quick, Yeah, exactly. But so everything was fine until

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Speaker 1: she went on vacation to go somewhere. I guess it

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Speaker 1: was like some church retreat. And she came back and

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Speaker 1: I put a locking key on our bedroom door so

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Speaker 1: people couldn't come into our bedroom whenever they wanted, right,

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Speaker 1: that's fair enough, Yeah, for sure. And she literally slipped

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Speaker 1: on me and she started telling me. I started damaging

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Speaker 1: the house, and it got to the point to where

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Speaker 1: she was standing outside my bedroom door, speaking in tongues excise.

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Speaker 1: She is possessed and I have it all on videosmulated

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Speaker 1: on October eighteenth when she hit me with her vehicle.

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Speaker 1: She hit you with it, yeah, like actually trying to

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Speaker 1: run over. Yeah, she backed out of her driveway and

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Speaker 1: she physically hit me with her car. Wait she did it?

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh. Yeah. She was charged with a salt and battery.

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Speaker 1: Oh holy smokes. Wow, at least you're living in a

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Speaker 1: place with the same landlord now right, Well I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really the same person, but you know I'm

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Speaker 1: better than that. Yeah. I guess nobody's really saying right exactly.

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Speaker 1: But my DL asked dirty little secret um. Before I

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Speaker 1: moved out, she started blaming me for things and was

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Speaker 1: breaking my property. Yeah. So I was putting mails behind

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Speaker 1: her tire in her driveway, so new nail a new

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Speaker 1: nail every day. Her tires went flat. Maybe maybe that's

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Speaker 1: why she hit you with the car. She had a

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Speaker 1: flat tired costop. So I was gonna say, too bad,

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Speaker 1: it didn't make them all flat before you had a chance.

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Speaker 1: It was after she hit me with the car. You

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Speaker 1: were still living with her after she hit you with

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Speaker 1: a car, Yeah, because I was trying to press charges

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Speaker 1: against her, and I wanted to make sure I could

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Speaker 1: be there when she got directed. I've always hated roommates,

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Speaker 1: and i've lived with landlords before. My roommates always, you know,

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Speaker 1: didn't like that I wasn't very good at doing the dishes,

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Speaker 1: and that was awkward sometimes, you know, because I know

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Speaker 1: they'd be pissed at me. But I have never lived

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Speaker 1: with someone that hit me with a car and I

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Speaker 1: was pressing charges. That's awkward when you guys see each

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Speaker 1: other in the common space. Yeah, a little bit. Um.

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Speaker 1: The best part about it is the like, a couple

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Speaker 1: of days before I moved out, I took the and

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Speaker 1: her bottle of chopic candle orange juice morning before she

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Speaker 1: goes to work. Did you hang around so she drank it?

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Speaker 1: Freaking This is like the most amazing thing. Did she

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Speaker 1: drink it? Oh? Yes, rink she drank it? Yeah? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you did you actually see her drink it? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh what did she do? She drank it again? She

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Speaker 1: acted like men? Oh well, that's amazing. It must have

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Speaker 1: mixed in with sunny D. Either that or your pe

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Speaker 1: tastes like sunny D. You should bottle that stuff and

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Speaker 1: sell it and get yourself a manager. Thank you good,

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Speaker 1: I might do that. Keep us updated on your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret whatever your name is. Oh, I definitely will

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Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks. Did you bill show on demand