Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim, and give us time and a
Speaker 3: termino and Gaby aid.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 3: You want to welcome you back home. Tell us all about.
Speaker 5: Every scared he was? It fine? Now porn? Do you
Speaker 5: need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need ride? Right with Karen and Chris, we're
Speaker 4: ready welcome to do you need a ride? My name
Speaker 4: is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 5: My name's Karen Colgariff.
Speaker 4: Today we are picking up the terrific and hilarious, wonderful
Speaker 4: Jamie Lee.
Speaker 5: Jamie Lee, you know here from MTV's Girl Code. You
Speaker 5: know her from what.
Speaker 4: Else she wrote with you on something called the Pete Home.
Speaker 5: You know her from the Petere Holmes Show.
Speaker 4: I thought that would have been the first thing you
Speaker 4: would have remembered having been in an office with her.
Speaker 5: We know her from my close friendship with her that
Speaker 5: will last for a lifetime.
Speaker 4: And it's weird that you mentioned that.
Speaker 5: Third, it's weird that I that I somehow didn't know
Speaker 5: anything about her at all past girl code, which I've
Speaker 5: never seen before. But here is great.
Speaker 4: We'll turn left there. Oh no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 5: I'll do the sloop around.
Speaker 4: Maybe there will be a little bit, you know, if
Speaker 4: you ever explored this.
Speaker 5: What let's be positive about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do a loop around. Okay, I'm adjusting the levels.
Speaker 5: We're already everybody. I'm just gonna update car. This is
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give everybody like the car tone. We're already
Speaker 5: late to pick up Jamie. I've texted her to say
Speaker 5: we're gonna be a little bit late. She of course
Speaker 5: texted back, I don't care. We landed early. It's no
Speaker 5: big deal because that's what she's like, being my closest friend.
Speaker 2: But you know that adds a little tension.
Speaker 4: But we do know that deep down she's upside with us.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, she.
Speaker 5: Don't want to fly back from like Ohio or whatever
Speaker 5: and then just wait in that you know, in that area.
Speaker 4: Curbside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, curb side's the best way to describe it.
Speaker 4: Curbside's the best side. That's what they say in the
Speaker 4: rap game.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 4: No, I think it's either west side or the east side,
Speaker 4: the best side, or the coast with the most I think, because.
Speaker 5: You're thinking of coast one three point five, I am.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of easy listening music, not the hardcore hip
Speaker 4: hop that I originally thought I was referencing.
Speaker 2: That's I'm glad. I'm here to make sure you know
Speaker 2: what you're thinking.
Speaker 4: I'm glad we're here to pull over so I can
Speaker 4: ask that lady if I can have her pants kind
Speaker 4: of a Zuba's. I don't know if you remember Zuba's
Speaker 4: colon dare to be different, but a lot of pro
Speaker 4: wrestlers were them leisurely, of course, not in the ring.
Speaker 5: It rat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's zebra stripes. They're very tapered and have kind
Speaker 4: of a mc hammer baggy bathing suit area. Okay, a
Speaker 4: lot of people call those pants if they're elderly seven
Speaker 4: day shitters. There name one person, I think one old
Speaker 4: man said that to me once. Why don't you pull
Speaker 4: up your seven day shitters?
Speaker 5: Because I and that means you could shoot in them
Speaker 5: for seven days and.
Speaker 2: No one would notice.
Speaker 4: If I was an old man and I saw, yeah,
Speaker 4: exactly fill up. Yeah, And that is their purpose, according
Speaker 4: to this guy, because why else not because of fashion.
Speaker 4: Would you want your pants sagging past your ass? Which
Speaker 4: I used to have pants so big that they covered
Speaker 4: my shoes, and in your rave days they were It
Speaker 4: was a skateboarder style for a little while, and then
Speaker 4: the Ravers took it over with with their Jenco jeans
Speaker 4: I see, which of course had a embroidered clown holding
Speaker 4: a spray paint can on the back pocket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, show that you were down with the clown? Was
Speaker 5: that the point of.
Speaker 4: Those was to show that I was down with the sickness?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I see had illness?
Speaker 4: You've never heard no that song down with the Sickness?
Speaker 2: And who's that Seven Events Soul?
Speaker 4: It might be seven Avengefold five, it might be three
Speaker 4: Dog Night Doors Down. I'm sorry, Third Eye Blind in
Speaker 4: three Miracles. Yes, Once the Ravers started wearing baggy pants,
Speaker 4: that's when skateboarders tightened it up, as we.
Speaker 5: Say, just to get away, to make sure that people
Speaker 5: knew because skateboarders are very sensitive. I remember when this
Speaker 5: new trend of everybody being really skinny started up, and
Speaker 5: there was just recently, yeah, in the last what five years,
Speaker 5: just like really emaciated.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like a hip look and.
Speaker 5: One of the skateboarders that I knew called the people
Speaker 5: that were getting skinny h it goes straight, Okay, weight
Speaker 5: conscious wheenies, which I just found so charming.
Speaker 4: This guy sounds like a big, mean football jock making
Speaker 4: fun of skateboarders.
Speaker 5: No, he was like make from the youngsters that were
Speaker 5: like needed to be thinn basically those I feel bad.
Speaker 5: It's the millennial generation. They're all addicted to adderall. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and they're vegans and stuff.
Speaker 4: And that's kind of what have you taken adderall? I've
Speaker 4: never functioned higher? Oh for real, I think I require it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I've never had it. I would love to
Speaker 5: take it, but I can't because of my caesars. Oh okay,
Speaker 5: I would love to take anything. I mean, it really
Speaker 5: seems like the answer.
Speaker 4: It's like it really is.
Speaker 5: You make a shit ton of viral videos and you
Speaker 5: weigh ninety eight pounds.
Speaker 4: It's everyone's dream, and the viral videos come right along
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they just come out of you like the art
Speaker 5: that they are.
Speaker 4: Oh why are we not making? Why are we not
Speaker 4: Why isn't this a YouTube viral podcast? It will be,
Speaker 4: It will be one day, It will be when we
Speaker 4: get used to cameras being on the hood, but it
Speaker 4: was just too scary. Look, we're gonna take a left
Speaker 4: up here.
Speaker 5: We just need to take it a step at a time. Maybe,
Speaker 5: can't we reatroduce cameras in episode twenty five? Can we
Speaker 5: start before we fucking finish?
Speaker 4: One step, one day at a time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Step by Step twelve of them and other AA bumper stickers.
Speaker 5: Step by Step is also a sitcom. Oh, people find
Speaker 5: very therapeutic. Yeah, when you're addicted to things.
Speaker 4: I never did a step by step, never struck a
Speaker 4: chord with me.
Speaker 5: Is that the all thick one?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, but I'm waiting for
Speaker 4: his pedophile little outbreak? Pedophile outbreak?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the scourge of pedophilia that's running through all those
Speaker 5: early eighties dads.
Speaker 4: Who would have seen it? With the guy from Seventh Heaven,
Speaker 4: he played a preacher, and I mean, I don't want
Speaker 4: to make some catholic joke, but it sounds like he
Speaker 4: took his work home with him.
Speaker 5: Oh no, God, you can always tell their pedophiles if
Speaker 5: they're wearing glasses that Diane Keaton would wear. That's how
Speaker 5: you know, stay keep your child away from that man's hands.
Speaker 2: It's important to look for those signs.
Speaker 4: And any man's hand hands who have soft, soft, supple
Speaker 4: hands and.
Speaker 5: A clear varnish on their nails.
Speaker 4: I can just tell by looking at a man's fingernails
Speaker 4: his sexual history. Really we'll go straight, Okay.
Speaker 1: Is there a choice?
Speaker 5: Then I would go down in my little area that.
Speaker 4: It's a very attractive ton right there.
Speaker 5: There's just some some large swamps on the right. Chris
Speaker 5: thought I was going to try to you know.
Speaker 4: It's actually a protected area. There's there's birds, a sanctuary
Speaker 4: for birds.
Speaker 1: I believe I'm not making he missed my dad so much.
Speaker 4: Right now, right now, I mean, Oh, look at that
Speaker 4: cat's grass.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: There is some beautiful cat grass.
Speaker 5: Now, listen to city just cording it all off.
Speaker 2: You can't go out there, it's illegal.
Speaker 5: You arrest you.
Speaker 4: Well, that's ridiculous. How are we to appreciate?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is that a yellow belly small tail swan? Okay, pull over,
Speaker 4: I have to take a picture of that. Oh, look
Speaker 4: at that pair of zubas there to be different.
Speaker 5: It is where all the wild zubas go after they
Speaker 5: were released in the nineteen nights.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're talking about the swallow feathered zuba. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: this beautiful beird. You know what, there's no fire there.
Speaker 4: We know you're just pulling over, Willy Nelly. All you
Speaker 4: have to do is lay down cones because you work
Speaker 4: for the city.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're just tired and you want to take
Speaker 2: it now.
Speaker 4: He is napping, or maybe they climbed up that hill
Speaker 4: and they're putting out here's an actual fire.
Speaker 5: The guys there was a fire truck just pulled over,
Speaker 5: as Chris said, willy Nilly in the road.
Speaker 4: And I don't bring out that kind of cursing often,
Speaker 4: but it made me upset. And I'm not talking smack
Speaker 4: about fireman. We all know I have a brother in
Speaker 4: law who's a fireman.
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone knows. It's common knowledge.
Speaker 4: It is common. No, well, not even people that know
Speaker 4: me really know that. But he's a good man.
Speaker 2: And we can google it if you want to know it.
Speaker 4: Did I tell you about the time my brother in law,
Speaker 4: who's a fireman, was at a wedding in Olympia, Washington,
Speaker 4: and one of the FOO fighters was there, not Taylor
Speaker 4: Hawkins or Dave Grohl, but the third guy.
Speaker 5: Okay, and he wuyat he's the bags player that looks
Speaker 5: like he's the guy he would start his own store
Speaker 5: filled with.
Speaker 4: Succulent He does look like a succulent store owner.
Speaker 1: He's like a little.
Speaker 5: Quiet guy that you're like, dude, you're rocking harder than
Speaker 5: anybody right now, and you look like you're you're just
Speaker 5: sitting around thinking about the next plaid shirt you're gonna wear.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, kind of a bookstore vibe in his face,
Speaker 4: but he but independently not all yeah, not a Ma
Speaker 4: and Pa bookstore. Yeah, that kind of face. So, now
Speaker 4: that you haven't perfectly pictured, my brother in law walked
Speaker 4: up to him and said, hey, so I'm a firefighter
Speaker 4: and you're a food fighter. And then he went to
Speaker 4: take a sip of his drink and the straw lodged
Speaker 4: up his nostril so far that when he pulled it out,
Speaker 4: it just started bleeding. And the food fighter went and
Speaker 4: grabbed some nap He was like Jesus Christ did, grabbed
Speaker 4: some napkins and like basically did first response a mt
Speaker 4: on my yeah, just lift you. I know how to
Speaker 4: do that. Oh god, this is embarrassing. Thank you food fighter, sir.
Speaker 5: You really are fighting food every day. That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of a funny story.
Speaker 5: I feel like, who's your favorite food fighter? I feel like, uh,
Speaker 5: my favorite Mike be Taylor Hawkins because he do you have.
Speaker 4: His solo work?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Because I do? Do you love it? It's not bad.
Speaker 4: The drumming is the best part.
Speaker 2: Well it's not what he does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he sings on a tune. He's got a
Speaker 4: pair of pipes or a set of pipes. Sound how
Speaker 4: many pipe singers have, but he has all of them.
Speaker 2: Sounds like more than two.
Speaker 4: They're in decent working order. It sounds a good three
Speaker 4: or four pipe system.
Speaker 5: I just like the way he kind of looks like
Speaker 5: a boy that got left after school for all of
Speaker 5: his life.
Speaker 4: He really does. He's a little blonde haired son of
Speaker 4: a surfer man who never gave him attention and just
Speaker 4: left him outside school with missus.
Speaker 5: Some drums and then got a rock career. But other
Speaker 5: than that, he's been essentially abandoned. He's like a latchkey
Speaker 5: kid that lost his key.
Speaker 4: I'd like to thank my dad for this MTV Music
Speaker 4: Award for ignoring me.
Speaker 2: Where the fuck are your dad?
Speaker 1: I need a.
Speaker 5: Ride home from band.
Speaker 4: These drums don't give hugs. He says, but these drugs
Speaker 4: do for a fault, and he just embraces a large
Speaker 4: cocaine filled mannequin.
Speaker 5: Oh, I want one of those.
Speaker 4: I the other day, have you done this where you walk? Yeah? Yep,
Speaker 4: that's all I was gonna say. The other day, have
Speaker 4: you done this?
Speaker 5: Co Oh my god, that's such a good joke.
Speaker 2: That's such a that's.
Speaker 4: We just we recorded it. Consider this my new album.
Speaker 5: But I what about mine?
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it too.
Speaker 4: You have your You have to have your own joke.
Speaker 4: Do you think you can't just have Oh, it's your
Speaker 4: album too. Okay, you're the one that pointed it out
Speaker 4: being a joke, right lane, Please.
Speaker 2: Know what were you really going to say?
Speaker 4: Oh? I was at a mall and I my gaze
Speaker 4: was caught by what I thought was a busty lady
Speaker 4: and it was a mannequin. And I continued to check
Speaker 4: out a mannequin, and a young girl caught me checking
Speaker 4: out a busty mannequin.
Speaker 2: Yes, how young would the you say?
Speaker 4: The girl? Oh? Way too young to see some creepy man.
Speaker 4: Thank god I didn't have my mustache looking at a
Speaker 4: she was like fifteen. She's like gross, that guy, my
Speaker 4: dad's age is totally looking at that mannequin side bed.
Speaker 5: Now the image I have in my mind is you
Speaker 5: like circling a mannequin and smiling and nodding.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, lady, like just just leering.
Speaker 1: That's the funniest.
Speaker 4: Time I was. I was like, oh huh, even though
Speaker 4: I know you're a mannequin. Now, what's up lady?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 2: And how are you?
Speaker 4: I am? We both just simultaneously put on our sunglasses
Speaker 4: straight into this like men in Black three.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we would be good in a picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should be in a Buddy Cup film. Yeah, picture,
Speaker 4: moving picture show. So we will be picking her up
Speaker 4: in rivals and.
Speaker 5: We'll be putting Buddycop picture on our vision board.
Speaker 4: Yes, we have to put it on sixteen.
Speaker 2: Let's give us ourselves some time.
Speaker 4: It's at least on hold for during this podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can't do it.
Speaker 4: We don't have time to write up a script and
Speaker 4: shoot some preparatory scenes. I think that's how you pitch
Speaker 4: a movie.
Speaker 2: Here are four preparatory scenes. One's funny and one's sad.
Speaker 4: Yes, we have prepared them for you. Enjoy. And then
Speaker 4: a screen comes down, and then it gets stuck and
Speaker 4: then I'm like, Karen, I thought you lubed the screen, and.
Speaker 5: Then I start passing out hard copies of the preparatory.
Speaker 4: Just watch these at home, I guess meeting adjourned. We
Speaker 4: hope to see you at Men in Black four, starring
Speaker 4: Chris and Carrott.
Speaker 2: Men in Black no special effects.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's some claimation. I would like there to be
Speaker 4: some claymation. I like stop motion animation.
Speaker 5: That would be cool.
Speaker 4: So we are picking up Jamie Lee here at Lax
Speaker 4: and what does a lot do you know what? Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't.
Speaker 4: It hardens a person.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll see.
Speaker 2: She's like an old pirate, really changed.
Speaker 4: She's changed a.
Speaker 2: Lot from the last time you talk to her.
Speaker 5: Delta gets you there.
Speaker 4: They get you there with care. Huh remember that used
Speaker 4: to be there. A good song gets you there, and
Speaker 4: then that little kid's.
Speaker 1: Face, we get you yeah, with care.
Speaker 4: That's not true. I'm not hey. If you need me
Speaker 4: to have every anything, uh, some memory other than our
Speaker 4: English language, which clearly i've got down pack.
Speaker 5: It's it always starts around P two A in Lax
Speaker 5: your words starts to failure.
Speaker 4: It's something about this airport makes me lose my mind.
Speaker 4: I think we know, uh no, continue doing what you're doing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I cut through last time when I went to
Speaker 5: get you and it went too far.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a dangerous business.
Speaker 5: It's it really is unsafe emotionally and physically.
Speaker 4: Yep. We like to keep our bodies mentally clean and
Speaker 4: our apartments. Boy, I got in kind of a fight
Speaker 4: with my roommates today. Well it was my fault. Well
Speaker 4: it's both our faults, and I wanted him to see
Speaker 4: his side of it. I you know, I put a
Speaker 4: half a burrito in the toaster oven. I put it
Speaker 4: on the high and I was waiting and then I
Speaker 4: was like, I need to get a coffee. So I
Speaker 4: walked down to the beach and by the time I
Speaker 4: got there, I'm like, oh my god, I left a
Speaker 4: burrito in the oven.
Speaker 5: For alarm fire, and.
Speaker 4: It certainly was smoky. When I got home, I turned
Speaker 4: it off it, you know, I let it cool off,
Speaker 4: and then I took it out, and the pan, of
Speaker 4: course was cool to the touch. But I guess in
Speaker 4: during that he had put a you know, one of
Speaker 4: those grocery bags that isn't a paper bag, the kind
Speaker 4: that you know, the reused recycle We rebuild our planet
Speaker 4: bags and like kind of hemp, but obviously had some
Speaker 4: plastic in it, which kind of defeats the purpose because
Speaker 4: it melted to the top of the toaster oven like
Speaker 4: an omelet. And so we're gonna clean here. Oh we can't. Oh,
Speaker 4: I guess right in front of this parking fly we
Speaker 4: should be able to drive and wild. Let's just stay
Speaker 4: behind old yellow here. Oh yeah, we're keeking. Hey, why
Speaker 4: don't you take your I got your airport express center righty?
Speaker 4: H okay, good? Anyway, so I want him to see, well,
Speaker 4: I didn't leave the bag up there. Isn't that what
Speaker 4: actually melted and caused the prow Yes, I made the
Speaker 4: thing get hot, but I just I just said, if
Speaker 4: the roles were reversed, wouldn't I be in trouble for
Speaker 4: leaving that bag up here? And he said maybe you're right,
Speaker 4: and then we kind of hugged, you know, yeah, we
Speaker 4: care about each other's feelings. I don't see her, but
Speaker 4: hopefully she's Oh I think I do see her.
Speaker 2: Is she charging her phone inside?
Speaker 4: Not this person that I'm staring at, But there's another
Speaker 4: person in front of her. And then these guys who
Speaker 4: both played bass and who are Who's stretches that much?
Speaker 5: You don't stretch right there?
Speaker 4: Okay, she sees us.
Speaker 2: We're by five? She was she said she was inside, uh,
Speaker 2: charging her phone.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well five is kind of a large area.
Speaker 2: Hopefully, is there anything else?
Speaker 4: We are by the walkway, We're by the band. We're
Speaker 4: by the escalator and the walkway. We are by the band.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my thing off and just see if
Speaker 2: I can see her.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'll hold it and then I will reapply it.
Speaker 4: I will talk amongst myself while you're gone, which is ah,
Speaker 4: but she's calling from nineteen eighty seven. Hello, let's a
Speaker 4: joke about the ring.
Speaker 2: Hello, can you hear me?
Speaker 4: Chose to get hi?
Speaker 2: We're down by number five.
Speaker 4: Kind of a funny joke because it was like a
Speaker 4: rotary phone ring, which, oh you know, it's nest out
Speaker 4: for me. Oh makes me.
Speaker 2: Think we're by a smart MASR. There's right in front
Speaker 2: of me. So you can't see us the car because
Speaker 2: she put your hand out the window, would you?
Speaker 4: Okay, I will do that. I see her. She's wearing PEP.
Speaker 4: There she is, there, she is. I'm waving at her
Speaker 4: now I'm just waving at other people. There she is.
Speaker 4: At first I was waving at her, and then I
Speaker 4: waved another hi, and oh hi, Hi there hop on
Speaker 4: in if you don't mind bringing your baggage with you,
Speaker 4: I mean you're not. It is the tiniest. That is
Speaker 4: the tiniest. Hi. Hi Jamie Lee. That bag is so
Speaker 4: small it looks like it's luggage made for going under
Speaker 4: the seat. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: I am always like a little proud when I put
Speaker 1: it up over like with no problem, and it always
Speaker 1: fits no matter how much stuff is in there.
Speaker 5: Just there and then sit down really fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just kind of breathe and kick my heels back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everyone like people comment on their like that is the
Speaker 1: smallest suitcase, and like thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to pretend that was about something.
Speaker 1: My body.
Speaker 4: Where were you, Jamie?
Speaker 1: Where was I?
Speaker 4: Where haven't you been?
Speaker 1: Hold on? I was in Philadelphia, Liam. I did it. No,
Speaker 1: I did a college. I did Widener University, Okay, which
Speaker 1: I did not know the university.
Speaker 2: Sall.
Speaker 1: It's pretty small. It's like two thousand students and it's
Speaker 1: literally next to the airport, which I was super into
Speaker 1: because that way I did not have to wake up
Speaker 1: betterly today.
Speaker 5: That's good. Is an airport.
Speaker 1: School, it's airport college. You can made and like being
Speaker 1: stressed out, hating everything. Yeah, snacks, yeah it h It
Speaker 1: was so I basically it was their homecoming weekend and
Speaker 1: so they were like just the heads up, it's not
Speaker 1: just students, it's parents too, And I was like, great,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're gonna love when I talk about like,
Speaker 1: oh girl code stuff there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And and the weird thing is I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: they really, do you have any requests about like you know,
Speaker 1: the stage or lighting or everything. I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: just so just leave it. Just don't make it so
Speaker 1: black that I can't see faces, because that's always like weird,
Speaker 1: like sort of meltdown lighting to me, not meltdown like
Speaker 1: the theater, like melt like having a brand downing, Like
Speaker 1: it just feels like I'm about to perform like a
Speaker 1: one woman show and cry. So I was like, please
Speaker 1: don't do that. They're like, okay, no problem. They left
Speaker 1: it completely up so I just could see everyone and
Speaker 1: it was just like, yeah, it was such a great
Speaker 1: auditorium that I asked. I asked for it, but not.
Speaker 4: To that ar you didn't say so.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, just not Pitch black, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you mean daytime I performed in
Speaker 1: that and I'm.
Speaker 4: Sorry straightway right, Yeah, okay, great, okay, we like we
Speaker 4: talk logistics. That's part of the podcast.
Speaker 1: We talked traffic where people love the street.
Speaker 4: How was it sitting in the air for end up
Speaker 4: being fun?
Speaker 5: Were you the Homecoming Queen?
Speaker 1: It was yeah, so that I was like, so I
Speaker 1: go at the top of the show, I'm like, just
Speaker 1: trying to relate. I'm like, hey, guys, homecoming weekend. Silence,
Speaker 1: not like a smattering like silence. And then I go,
Speaker 1: you guys won. I found out they won. They won, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they won the football game, and so I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: you guys won nothing. And I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess like you guys really don't give a shit
Speaker 1: because you're Division three. And they started laughing and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right.
Speaker 4: The Division three, Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. But I thought Division three, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought college you care about sports, and college I
Speaker 1: do go there.
Speaker 4: You'd go there if you would think those would at
Speaker 4: least be their only fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But they didn't even cheer like they have no
Speaker 1: school pride. It was pretty amazing.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you were in the room with a bunch
Speaker 4: in there. Maybe they were an academic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. The guy who drove the hotel shuttle,
Speaker 1: so who he drove me from the hotel to the
Speaker 1: airport this morning. He was like, those are the most
Speaker 1: well behaved student. This is unprompted, He's like, that is
Speaker 1: the most well behaved student body. They stated our hotel,
Speaker 1: they occupied the entire fourth floor one week and we
Speaker 1: didn't even know they were here.
Speaker 4: The one thing I noticed in the hotel there was
Speaker 4: no laughing.
Speaker 2: Are like seventh Day at Ventist or something, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, it's not a religious school. I was like no,
Speaker 1: because I was like, well, what, like, what are the
Speaker 1: big majors here? I always ask these questions when I
Speaker 1: do colleges, just so I have like a jumping off
Speaker 1: point in case we don't connect on any other level.
Speaker 1: And yeah do I go like, I'm like, okay, so
Speaker 1: what are the big majors here? And he literally was like,
Speaker 1: I'm nursing, psychology, bio, like just everything. Yeah, livery side
Speaker 1: one of sports management was another one. I was like, oh, Okay,
Speaker 1: so everything.
Speaker 4: Here study because this is a snooze.
Speaker 5: Fan a lot of depression. College money is so good.
Speaker 5: Who cares what they how they react right at.
Speaker 1: The end of the day. And yes, and it's a
Speaker 1: weird thing because you don't want to rely on that
Speaker 1: and you don't want to rest on that. But there
Speaker 1: is a part of you that's like, no matter how
Speaker 1: bad this goes, I can like pay my rent for
Speaker 1: a while. And that's amazing because it's so weird that
Speaker 1: there's no it has no connection to how well you do.
Speaker 1: It's just like a flat fee and it's arranged upfront
Speaker 1: and there's nothing that can change that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you would have to keep telling yourself
Speaker 4: that when you end up at one of those shows
Speaker 4: that's just daytime in a cafeteria, yes, which I've done,
Speaker 4: and but then I'll other ones are great and they're
Speaker 4: in a theater and it's like, oh my god, this
Speaker 4: is the comedy concert of the century.
Speaker 1: The worst part about doing a college in my opinion,
Speaker 1: is just there's a lot of like loneliness if you're
Speaker 1: not traveling with friends, because you're usually i mean, sometimes
Speaker 1: you're in major cities, but a lot of the time
Speaker 1: you're in the middle of nowhere and you're alone and
Speaker 1: it took you forever to get there.
Speaker 5: Yes, especially if you have to drive the rental car.
Speaker 1: Yes, which I've done. I've done it like three in
Speaker 1: the morning and like almost fallen asleep at the wheel,
Speaker 1: like it's been a whole thing.
Speaker 5: And weird crazy backroads. Yeah, you're like in this. When
Speaker 5: I did it, it was in the nineties, so like
Speaker 5: literally reading a map, like pre Internet, reading a paper map,
Speaker 5: driving the back roads of upstate New York in snow.
Speaker 1: Current equivalent to that is you're in some place so
Speaker 1: remote that your cell phone just doesn't work, so you
Speaker 1: don't have GPS because you declined the GPS because you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have it on my phone, and then you don't
Speaker 1: have it on your phone and you kind of just
Speaker 1: have to like remember the way you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's you. We're really doomed without our phones. When
Speaker 4: I've been lost and my phone dies and it's like, well,
Speaker 4: I might as well drive to the wearsteria and get
Speaker 4: out and get niked, because for real, where is the
Speaker 4: nearest shallow grave And I'm driving myself into it and
Speaker 4: your pushiest citizen alstand.
Speaker 1: Me, it's over for me.
Speaker 5: Wow, I used to That's so funny because when I started,
Speaker 5: but when I used to do colleges, I always had
Speaker 5: the hugest dread. I just assumed it was going to
Speaker 5: be awful.
Speaker 2: It's like, they don't want to hear from me.
Speaker 5: No, I don't want to hang out with a bunch
Speaker 5: of nineteen year olds that think they know everything, like
Speaker 5: all all things bad. And then of course every time
Speaker 5: I would be pleasantly surprised because I would be driving
Speaker 5: there with like this, you know, horrible dread. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: then it actually there's always either if the show doesn't
Speaker 5: go well, there's people on the student committee or whatever,
Speaker 5: the people that got you there that are all excited
Speaker 5: to see you, right, like there's always something kind of
Speaker 5: great about it, you know, Yeah, they're.
Speaker 2: Young and they are still excited about that.
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing is if it doesn't go well at
Speaker 1: all to the point where you like, no, want to
Speaker 1: not have to show your face after the show, and
Speaker 1: then they come up and they're like, can we get
Speaker 1: a picture? And I was like, were you there? It
Speaker 1: was the worst? Still did you watch that? Did you
Speaker 1: Step Over the World? An hour and a half long smoke.
Speaker 4: No no, I majored in emotional diversion.
Speaker 2: I can separate things really well. My parents are very mean.
Speaker 4: Like my face from my thoughts.
Speaker 2: And my pictures from my experiences and.
Speaker 4: The crying from my pain. I one time did a college.
Speaker 4: It was in the middle of Minnesota where and it
Speaker 4: might have been a town called Cohler because they made
Speaker 4: cold like toilets, okay, but it was a religious school
Speaker 4: of just I think one or two thousand students, and
Speaker 4: I performed. But they had an on campus pub and
Speaker 4: all these underage kids were in a Irish themed pub,
Speaker 4: and there was a nun sitting up front. That is incredible,
Speaker 4: and I had to and I of course gave her
Speaker 4: a speech right away, begging her basically to leave, but
Speaker 4: she stayed and she laughed more than all these kids. Wow,
Speaker 4: you're the only one with experience, because the.
Speaker 2: Rest of her life is so dull.
Speaker 5: Yeah, any suggestion of an idea is exciting.
Speaker 4: I just told her when to plug her ears, and
Speaker 4: she did it. So But it was that same thing Jamie,
Speaker 4: where I was like, these kids hate me, and I
Speaker 4: think they're gonna either try and get me to accept
Speaker 4: Jesus or just feed me the boots. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 4: they're going to beat me. And the same thing. I
Speaker 4: took so many pictures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they love the photos. The craziest thing is I
Speaker 1: did a school that was in the middle of Amish
Speaker 1: country and it was a very religious school and they
Speaker 1: were the best school I've maybe ever done. And I
Speaker 1: was dreading it more than any other school. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: and they were yeah, not that they were all Amish,
Speaker 1: but it was definitely like a religious part of Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: and like a religious school, and they were so wonderful.
Speaker 1: I think it was like it was pretty small, but
Speaker 1: it was still a good experience.
Speaker 4: How many times did you reference butter churning or old
Speaker 4: Yankee would work, Yes, eat it up.
Speaker 5: Raising the barn like a lot of rap, let's raise
Speaker 5: the barn type so awful that you were just staring him.
Speaker 4: What were you guys born in a oh never.
Speaker 1: Mind, Well, the Amish village, the main Amish village where
Speaker 1: you can go and actually like experience Amish culture and
Speaker 1: like buy goods and churn butter is called intercourse.
Speaker 4: Oh that's there's that joke all done?
Speaker 1: Uh And yeah, So I was like instantly, but it
Speaker 1: was so funny. It was like they never heard that before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was stooping to the lowest level and they
Speaker 1: were rising to my level of lowness, and it was
Speaker 1: just perfect.
Speaker 4: To an Amish community. The word intercourse is the dirtiest
Speaker 4: word you could ever say. Brobbly.
Speaker 1: It is interesting, but that's what it's called.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 5: I used to have a T shirt that was all
Speaker 5: those cities in Amage Country and there's blue balls, and
Speaker 5: there's course there's a ton of them, Yeah, that are
Speaker 5: like blue balls.
Speaker 4: I swear it was.
Speaker 2: It was blue bell It had to be, I swear
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 5: Somebody get their phone because there's it's a whole thing
Speaker 5: of like that. There's all these cities in that part
Speaker 5: of Pennsylvania that.
Speaker 2: Have dirty names.
Speaker 4: That's terrific.
Speaker 5: I know. I like the T shirt I had. It
Speaker 5: was it was during the Great Ringer t shirt trend
Speaker 5: of the early name the great.
Speaker 4: It was like the Roaring twenties for t shirts for tears.
Speaker 5: And I had one that it was like one of
Speaker 5: those uh signposts that had all the different city names
Speaker 5: in different directions and so a handful of.
Speaker 2: Those were on there.
Speaker 5: Oh that's amazing, is why I'm speaking with such authority
Speaker 5: because I wore the Ringer T shirt that said so I.
Speaker 4: Remember having a shirt from Weed, California that just said
Speaker 4: blue ball Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: One one singular blue ball.
Speaker 5: One blue ball.
Speaker 2: It's a Lance Armstrong thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I would take the joke if I
Speaker 5: was doing the college game.
Speaker 1: Who wait, hold on, and it says that the name
Speaker 1: is blue balls originated. The term blue balls came from
Speaker 1: blue ball.
Speaker 5: Because somehow the girls there were super frigid.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Well, not the cattle that might actually be.
Speaker 4: A Not the butter No, that, oh blue, That's what
Speaker 4: I was thinking of.
Speaker 5: You gave me blue butter balls. I thought I was
Speaker 5: gonna get a bunch of butter.
Speaker 2: On my homemade bread.
Speaker 1: In the early eighteenth century, John Wallace built a small
Speaker 1: building in Earl Town at the intersection of two Indian trails.
Speaker 1: He hung a blue ball out front and called it
Speaker 1: the Sign of the Blue Ball.
Speaker 4: I don't understand, like a like a racquetball or something,
Speaker 4: or was it a second maybe just to.
Speaker 1: Mark the town? Okay, oh wait, I get a ball?
Speaker 5: What cut what?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna doubt. I'm gonna guess it was a racquetball.
Speaker 4: A little blue racketball.
Speaker 5: He established one of the first racquetball courts.
Speaker 1: All Right, he's not really helping me.
Speaker 2: I need more answers.
Speaker 4: I need more knowledge. I thirst for blue ball knowledge.
Speaker 5: It's times like this I realized that this is what
Speaker 5: I could have been doing in college. I didn't pick
Speaker 5: up on that when I was there. I was just like,
Speaker 5: this place is bullshit. But now I realized, no, that's
Speaker 5: smart for me.
Speaker 4: Realized how easy college is for kids now that they
Speaker 4: you know, they all have their phone in their clat
Speaker 4: that like there's no way around it. So they're allowed
Speaker 4: unless they confiscate phones, which they probably don't.
Speaker 5: They probably don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they all.
Speaker 4: Of the little cheat sheet miniature notes that I wrote,
Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm talking about how I used to cheat
Speaker 4: in college. Sure, I would take them to my shoe.
Speaker 4: I cheated in college because money was on the line.
Speaker 4: In high school, I didn't care. In college. Oh, I
Speaker 4: drew little pit pictures of all the paintings I had
Speaker 4: to memorize in art history. And then once he saw
Speaker 4: and he's like, wow, those are good little drawings and
Speaker 4: kind of winked at me, like, oh, oh, I guess
Speaker 4: the art history. Well, well I think he wanted to
Speaker 4: dig believe.
Speaker 5: Wait, where'd you go to college, Jamie?
Speaker 1: I went to ut in Austin.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I always forget that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always think you're from Texas.
Speaker 4: I mean, comedically I am.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you live there?
Speaker 5: I sent humors from Okay, No, he's really racist.
Speaker 4: H Yeah. I started in Austin in like it did
Speaker 4: start ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wait were you there? So that's with like
Speaker 1: Howard Kramer in them.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Actually Howard Kramer and Chip Pope had already moved here,
Speaker 4: but they were the talk of the town because they, uh,
Speaker 4: they developed and were in Austin stories and that was
Speaker 4: kind of that and the movie Slacker were the first
Speaker 4: things that kind of put Austin on the map. And
Speaker 4: so those were the guys, and when they came back,
Speaker 4: it was just a rock star. We might want to
Speaker 4: take the ten, right.
Speaker 1: Oh, I go other stuff a different way every time
Speaker 1: from the airport to the point where I don't even
Speaker 1: really understand. I just know that I'm in a car
Speaker 1: and that it'll get me there somehow.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna do four or five one on
Speaker 5: one because it's what I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's okay, But well.
Speaker 5: I think it's six and one. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I like to see and what is this saying six
Speaker 4: and one something in the other, six of one, half
Speaker 4: dozen of the other, which just means it's the same,
Speaker 4: which ultimately ends up being two in the bush, right.
Speaker 5: I think that's ultimately at the end of the day.
Speaker 5: I guess you'd say, so.
Speaker 4: Welcome to two Bush, Pennsylvania. I am too much, Jamie.
Speaker 5: Wasn't a good trip back from us?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was okay.
Speaker 4: Tell us about your flight airline jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I had a weird I did have a
Speaker 1: weird experience where it didn't start off weird. I got
Speaker 1: on the plane and I was in the middle seed
Speaker 1: of road and I got up to that row and
Speaker 1: then there was someone sitting in my seat. So I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, oh, that's my seat, and he was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm in the wrong row, but I'm in
Speaker 1: the seat right in front, the empty middle seat right
Speaker 1: in front of me. And I was like, oh, no problem,
Speaker 1: I'll just take your empty seat on row twenty one.
Speaker 1: And then the man in the window, see he was like,
Speaker 1: he was like, actually, my wife is in the aisle.
Speaker 1: Can I switch with you? You can have the window? And
Speaker 1: I was like sure, and then the guy from back
Speaker 1: in my seat in row twenty two was like, actually
Speaker 1: I want the window, and I thought he was fucking
Speaker 1: with me. I was like, ha ha, I got it,
Speaker 1: and he's like, but seriously, though, if you don't have
Speaker 1: a preference, I actually would like the window.
Speaker 4: Wait. No, that was a deal that you worked out
Speaker 4: with your goal. I can't go back, I know.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, well I don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I really don't have a preference. Like I get up
Speaker 1: to pee, so I was like, in the middle is
Speaker 1: fine because it's like one step close through the aisle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I really care. But then so he's I let
Speaker 1: him have the window seat. And then like at the
Speaker 1: end of the flight, he like tapped me and he
Speaker 1: was like thanks again. I slept really well, and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 4: Oh he had no sho man, what I hate this guy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was so describe him so I can't hate him.
Speaker 5: Can I say what I think he looks like?
Speaker 1: Yet? Ye?
Speaker 5: Okay? Just the first thing was that he's tall.
Speaker 1: I really didn't get a good look at that.
Speaker 4: He was setting damn it. Oh shit, I bet he
Speaker 4: was tall, an average man. Hype.
Speaker 5: What do you think like Larry David is No.
Speaker 1: No, he was dressed kind of like i'd say, like
Speaker 1: a forty two year old professor. Oh corduroy. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was wearing a blazer and no pipe but pipe vibe
Speaker 1: where his pipe vibes pipe pipe.
Speaker 4: Where his eyebrows growing out of control.
Speaker 1: He actually he looked kind of like the guy, a
Speaker 1: guy who would like, you know, give a ted talk.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, like that kind of like like him. You know,
Speaker 1: so you get academ Why can't I speak that? Academic?
Speaker 4: Is it's the car? I think that's the car that's
Speaker 4: in that way.
Speaker 1: Academic?
Speaker 2: Wow, get back. Academic. I think is my least favorite.
Speaker 1: It might be my new least favorite. That.
Speaker 4: It seems funny that, as we talk about in Jamie,
Speaker 4: it seems like you were attracted to him.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny to say that, because he kept
Speaker 1: turning around in a way where I was like, I
Speaker 1: felt like he I like kind of busted his balls
Speaker 1: a little bit about it, and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like okay, well now like she's kind of fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just busting his balls because he deserved it
Speaker 1: not because I wanted to like engage in ball busting. Oh,
Speaker 1: I left out of detail. So when he sat down
Speaker 1: at the window and I finally took the middle seat
Speaker 1: behind him, he turned around. He goes, uh, is my
Speaker 1: neck pillow back there? And I was like, let me look.
Speaker 5: You fucking nerd nerd.
Speaker 1: I look the seat and I was like, no, it's
Speaker 1: not background. And then he goes, oh, I guess I
Speaker 1: must have left on the other flight.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't care, so I go,
Speaker 5: are you so international?
Speaker 4: It depends how many steats? How many seats did you
Speaker 4: sit on on your last fight? I asked, what.
Speaker 1: Singer take that? I just said, I go, I go.
Speaker 1: He was like it was a nice one too, That's
Speaker 1: what he said. He was like it was a nice
Speaker 1: one too, And I go, who was it? Leopard print?
Speaker 1: And then he was like he was like, I can't
Speaker 1: believed I wasn't. I got sucked into it. He kept
Speaker 1: turning around as like a toddler. I was like, look,
Speaker 1: look front kid, what fount it's so.
Speaker 5: Weird to turn all the way around in your seat
Speaker 5: on a fly.
Speaker 1: That's like, look between between seats and do.
Speaker 5: Like he might as well given you a ring. That's
Speaker 5: too much. It's too much. It's really a statement.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I guess he felt connected through the
Speaker 1: leopard print was naked.
Speaker 4: It was naked, knew, And then he started peacocking.
Speaker 1: We want peacocking.
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 5: It's triangulating, right, right, that's one of them too.
Speaker 4: Peacocking is like, why that guy the game or no,
Speaker 4: that's a rapper, the guy that is the game, right,
Speaker 4: but the game is a rapper anyway, the guy that's
Speaker 4: Mystery or whatever. I think his name's Mystery. He's not
Speaker 4: a magician. But and he'd wear aviator goggles on his
Speaker 4: head and that was his signature peacock move. So girls
Speaker 4: would come up and go, so I swed your aviator
Speaker 4: goggles and then he'd go, hey, let me see your
Speaker 4: drink without you looking for a minute. Twelve is always rue.
Speaker 1: Pardon me?
Speaker 5: Can I stop and asking question? Okay, aviator goggles is
Speaker 5: what drew women to him?
Speaker 4: He just said, yes, it's a conversation. And so it's
Speaker 4: called peacocking as it is in the animal Kingdom. Like
Speaker 4: it's like a bird saying, look at my beautiful feathers.
Speaker 4: And then the ladies come Hey, what's into the look
Speaker 4: at these colors and.
Speaker 2: Charles Lindberg.
Speaker 5: I'm so fascinated by goggles.
Speaker 4: It makes me think of Snoopy on his doghouse, the
Speaker 4: way he's laying down, the way I want to be.
Speaker 4: I'm picking up some bad reception. I don't know what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 2: Well, we're canyon right.
Speaker 4: It might be just me. I sat next to that
Speaker 4: guy on a plane once. I think his name is Mystery. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he was on that show, The Pickup Artist, I think so.
Speaker 4: But when I did that Reality bites back thing, that's
Speaker 4: like fake.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I remember Reality.
Speaker 4: The people that produced that and edited it, ed Ed
Speaker 4: also did his show, and once we were done with
Speaker 4: ours and we had just finished it, they were then
Speaker 4: going to work on his. So when he came on
Speaker 4: the plane, I was like, Hey, you're about to work
Speaker 4: with so and so and so and so at three
Speaker 4: Ball or whatever it was called. It was called three Ball. Oh,
Speaker 4: so many balls coming up this and uh he was.
Speaker 5: So embarrassed and I'm laughing out loud. Yes is a
Speaker 5: really good one.
Speaker 4: Okay, it was just there was a bit of a
Speaker 4: peaking issue, and so I'm it's also a production Oh yeah, Well,
Speaker 4: the NBC. I think you're a stepping on their logo
Speaker 4: toes because they have a peacock for there.
Speaker 1: But the production company names are always like they're always
Speaker 1: like really like kind of insulting, like to downplay the
Speaker 1: fact that they have a lot of money. It's always
Speaker 1: like boisterous, idiot, stupid clown productions.
Speaker 2: I get up whenever I want.
Speaker 4: But he wouldn't. He would not even make He was
Speaker 4: like I was talking to him and I and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know Jared.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And he was just scanning the uh airplane for someone
Speaker 4: to get. He wasn't even looking. He was doing like
Speaker 4: that thing that well I can't say her name, but
Speaker 4: we have a friend who does it when she's always
Speaker 4: looking over your shoulder for someone else. We all know
Speaker 4: who I'm talking.
Speaker 1: About right now, I actually don't. I had like six
Speaker 1: people come.
Speaker 5: It could be so many, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: But sorry, this was mystery.
Speaker 4: You're talking, yeah, mystery.
Speaker 1: He was just and he looks like, is he the
Speaker 1: host of that show?
Speaker 4: No, he's just Yeah. That's the thing. He's not an
Speaker 4: attractive man. It is scratching the quality. I just have
Speaker 4: to apologize to all our listeners. It is a technical difficulty.
Speaker 4: You always think that, No, it's I'm actually hearing it
Speaker 4: this time. This is real.
Speaker 1: I've been crying.
Speaker 4: I've been crying Cracky Wolf, and now the ship's going down.
Speaker 4: It is you know it isn't now Okay, so it's long.
Speaker 4: When I say crackle, everyone just say the word crackle
Speaker 4: because it seems to scare away. That sounds okay, okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Oh. I have a thing about so I know someone
Speaker 1: who was on that show, like a friend of a friend.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And I will say, like one of like
Speaker 1: so like so so not good looking, like not good
Speaker 1: looking this guy yeah like a like a yeah. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that's good looking. I want
Speaker 1: to say I was very much not attracted to him, right,
Speaker 1: and it's not good looks his face and standards. But
Speaker 1: he did this thing where he was like, I like
Speaker 1: learned all these tricks on the show and they totally
Speaker 1: work on women, and I was like, we'll do one
Speaker 1: on me. We're at Disneyland actually, and we were standing
Speaker 1: in line in a group in a group we're standing
Speaker 1: online for Pirates of the Caribbean. Caribbean. I still know
Speaker 1: how to.
Speaker 6: Say, and and so, uh, he did this thing where
Speaker 6: I put my hands on top of his and it
Speaker 6: was kind of like that game of slaps, but like
Speaker 6: minus the game part.
Speaker 1: And it was something about how he was like transferring
Speaker 1: energy to my hands or something. And I actually had
Speaker 1: a moment where I was like, oh shit, this works.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 1: It was terrifying. He just you you did like a
Speaker 1: like a palm to palm thing. He put his hands
Speaker 1: out like this, yeah, and I put my hands on
Speaker 1: top or something. I don't remember. It was years ago.
Speaker 1: I don't really remember it, but I just remember being like, ah,
Speaker 1: it's working.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was the Free.
Speaker 5: States I went on after I got a divorce, which
Speaker 5: and I was so like paranoid and freaked out to
Speaker 5: date or do anything and uncomfortable and like I don't
Speaker 5: know how.
Speaker 2: To do this.
Speaker 4: He should be more courteous a guy in the Lexus.
Speaker 5: Sorry, carry on, it's a lexus. Uh. That At the end,
Speaker 5: we were on the state and was super fun, and
Speaker 5: then we were like driving up to my house and
Speaker 5: I was starting to get crazy nervous of like, you know, what,
Speaker 5: what's this moment going to be? Like, it's so uncomfortable
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, like that creepy.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing that sucks about dating in LA
Speaker 1: is like car time.
Speaker 5: The car time where it's like you're having a conversation
Speaker 5: about nothing and you both know it and it's really
Speaker 5: stressed out.
Speaker 2: Whatever. This guy just turned to me and put his.
Speaker 5: Hand hands out like that, and so then I just
Speaker 5: put my hands on his hands and then he I
Speaker 5: can't remember what he said, but it was like, you
Speaker 5: broke it, broke that weird physical ice. Though I can't
Speaker 5: it was the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great that's the best fucking trick there is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're basically silently saying we're gonna take a step
Speaker 5: this way now instead of some weird I don't know.
Speaker 4: See, what I always tried to do is just touch
Speaker 4: the hair.
Speaker 1: Like pet I've to I do. You know, I really
Speaker 1: do like all things that would be done to dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much exactly sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone hugs me and pats my back, I absolutely
Speaker 4: see it as an endearment.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh my god, I totally do that. But I
Speaker 1: do a rub Sometimes I realize i'm doing it. I'm like, Jane,
Speaker 1: why are you doing that? But I have to take
Speaker 1: myself out of it.
Speaker 4: Apparently, if you pat someone on top of the head,
Speaker 4: though you might as well be spitting in their face,
Speaker 4: there is.
Speaker 2: A little bit of a dismissal.
Speaker 5: Would I would interpret that as being dismissed if I
Speaker 5: got pat pat.
Speaker 1: On top of the head. No, no, no, but you
Speaker 1: don't even do that to a dog, No I do.
Speaker 4: I go up and I tossle their air, and I
Speaker 4: scratch under their chin.
Speaker 5: And then you hit him on the nose of the newspaper, and.
Speaker 4: Then I go and then I point, I pointed their
Speaker 4: vagina and go bat No. No, sorry, that was a
Speaker 4: joke from another paper.
Speaker 5: Yeah that yes, was that a joke for another time?
Speaker 4: Yes? And so for me to just all of a
Speaker 4: sudden say, I pointed that was a tig thing. Blame tig,
Speaker 4: and she has one, so she can do it. We
Speaker 4: live together. Okay, it was me. I actually do that,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 5: I Also another thing I think is interesting about the
Speaker 5: uh pickup artist thing.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of trying the thing I said, triangulating?
Speaker 1: I have not heard that till till you said that.
Speaker 5: It's basically just talking to the person you don't like
Speaker 5: so that the person you.
Speaker 4: I do that anyway.
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't everyone just a normal oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this palm thing, I can't get over it.
Speaker 2: It's such a good idea.
Speaker 1: It just does the work because but then it's weird
Speaker 1: because like sometimes I've been in that situation, like at
Speaker 1: a bar or whatever, and I'll be talking to the
Speaker 1: other friend and then I realized that they are actually
Speaker 1: inherently more interesting. And then you're like, oh, but the
Speaker 1: other one's like that are looking or whatever. But you're like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: your friend is talking a lot because they're the only
Speaker 1: one that has anything to say.
Speaker 4: And then you're really going to feel bad when you
Speaker 4: just go out with handsome teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't all handsome teeth.
Speaker 4: Handsome teeth boy, he had some rthadonic didn't give him
Speaker 4: anything to talk about.
Speaker 1: There's just like a puddle here, guys.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's I pour water in there at the after
Speaker 5: the dog parks, so my dog. Oh it's intentional, but
Speaker 5: they never drink it all.
Speaker 2: And then I don't clean it up.
Speaker 1: It just looks like something huge melted. Like you brought
Speaker 1: an ice sculpture in the car. I forgot about it
Speaker 1: for coming home.
Speaker 4: But I thought it'd be a fun experiment to see
Speaker 4: what would happen if we dip the microphones in there?
Speaker 4: Do you want to play science experiment games?
Speaker 5: Nothing in my life is reflects.
Speaker 2: If other people saw, what would they think.
Speaker 5: I just I'm totally out of that phase at this
Speaker 5: point where I'm like, oh, yeah, I better explain your car.
Speaker 1: But your car is not messy. You don't have I
Speaker 1: can't be like, but it's not like you have like
Speaker 1: French fries, like you know what I mean. I feel
Speaker 1: like as a kid, I always had like French fries
Speaker 1: in my mom's car. They were always like just fries
Speaker 1: under the seat. You don't have a French fry car.
Speaker 1: You just have like water, you have like a small pool.
Speaker 5: I have a dog. It's like this is the dog's car,
Speaker 5: and they let me use it on the weekend.
Speaker 1: I see it, Chris, I haven't even told you so.
Speaker 1: I actually like I love animals, but I hate dog culture,
Speaker 1: like hate it, like vehemently hated. Like it's you know,
Speaker 1: it makes me not want to get a dog, like
Speaker 1: like I think they're crazy. The way LA is about
Speaker 1: dogs is like, I don't know, it's another level. And
Speaker 1: New York is big about dogs. But it's more like
Speaker 1: what breed is it? Like it's more of a show, not.
Speaker 4: Hey are my dogs. I can't believe you didn't come
Speaker 4: to my dogs. Exactly ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So when I'm I dold here in this before. But
Speaker 1: she has my favorite dog dynamic of anyone I know.
Speaker 1: The way she talks about her dogs. It makes me
Speaker 1: laugh as opposed to like make me like annoyed, which
Speaker 1: is most people like, it's really funny because what are
Speaker 1: your dog's names?
Speaker 5: Again? George and Fan friends already.
Speaker 1: It's like they have like I don't know, it's like
Speaker 1: sitcom friendship.
Speaker 4: It's so funny every time.
Speaker 1: And the fact that they rule the car it's so funny.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, there's water there and you just said,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, yeah, that's water, and then we didn't talk
Speaker 4: about it, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, okay, I figured if I could get away with
Speaker 5: not explaining it, I was just going to try it.
Speaker 5: Try that because it's gross and and like I was
Speaker 5: like I looked at it and like, oh, I should
Speaker 5: stick like something in there and stop it up. But
Speaker 5: like everything I do, I'm always like I should definitely
Speaker 5: do that, and that time.
Speaker 1: Never it'll happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then watch all of Call the Midwife, my
Speaker 5: new favorite British tvation.
Speaker 1: Oh I haven't seen it, it's so good on Netflix. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll watch it. I just watched all three great oh
Speaker 1: three seasons. Yes, I have a show to invest in,
Speaker 1: catching up to do right because in England they do
Speaker 1: Christmas every time England and.
Speaker 4: I get a cat, I forget that. I'm gonna name
Speaker 4: my cat Craig. I think a cat named Craig that.
Speaker 1: I might get a cat.
Speaker 4: Wait, every time I get a new cat, I forget
Speaker 4: this has it's happened every time I've gotten a cat,
Speaker 4: which means a cat, your go to name is Craig, right,
Speaker 4: and then I just name him some cat name. Yeah,
Speaker 4: in a panic. It's like we're gonna cut cut his
Speaker 4: balls off? What do we call him?
Speaker 5: Sucks?
Speaker 4: Oh ship. I did have two cats named carn Truck.
Speaker 1: I thought that was that's cute. It's funny becausehen I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I used to think that, like like
Speaker 1: pet names like fluffy and scruffy. I always thought those
Speaker 1: were like really horrible, And as I get older, I
Speaker 1: start to really like them, which I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: that means.
Speaker 5: But there's nothing funnier than the people at my dog park.
Speaker 5: The names it's so obvious, Like there's a woman who
Speaker 5: named her dog Khalisi. She's always like Kalis get out
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 4: Water, and it's like, how dare you talk to the
Speaker 4: mother of dragons.
Speaker 5: That, well, it's this big dumb dog and it's like
Speaker 5: she just didn't think it through, Like, yes, that would
Speaker 5: be cool if.
Speaker 1: Not sound like a big dumb dog name.
Speaker 5: It's at all I know, it's so hilarious. You didn't
Speaker 5: think this all the way through to the fact that
Speaker 5: think of a name that you're gonna show, yeah, older
Speaker 5: again in front of a ton of people.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm gonna think it through so far ahead that
Speaker 4: I'm gonna name once I have a kid, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: name the animal and live on a street. That's totally normal.
Speaker 4: So when someone does that stupid this is your porn
Speaker 4: name my son or daughter is just it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's Craig Johnson. Well, okay, who's the next one Johnson? Yeah,
Speaker 4: No one's gonna laugh at my kid.
Speaker 5: Ever, Yeah, what's your porn name?
Speaker 4: Snuffy Kensington.
Speaker 1: Name of street?
Speaker 4: Right, yeah? Yeah, yeah, first.
Speaker 1: Laslow Briar Creek.
Speaker 4: That's the best ever. Oh, that's the best. Jesus.
Speaker 1: My parents named our cats like very pretentious names, which
Speaker 1: I think is why now I'm like, oh, name it bark, Like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Larry.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I'm rebelling.
Speaker 5: Pepsi eucalyptus.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's the best.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 5: She's a perhaps, she's like a particles.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I went first with Snuffy Kensington.
Speaker 1: You guys have Nuffy Kensington. That's also your snuff film name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a porn where and everyone he has to
Speaker 4: pretend to die?
Speaker 1: What's your snuff film name? What would that? What's the
Speaker 1: equation for snop film names? You have to come up
Speaker 1: with one?
Speaker 5: It's it's like your first teacher's first name, and then
Speaker 5: just the name Doe Ellen Doe.
Speaker 4: Oh, because they're dead.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's exactly.
Speaker 5: That's here, that's exactly. Oh.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: I like everything we've done so far.
Speaker 1: It's good stuff.
Speaker 4: Now's now's that moment where we allow ourselves a little
Speaker 4: dead air just to acknowledge the traffic and we're.
Speaker 5: Back traffic on the one on one South. This time.
Speaker 4: Oh uh, slow and steady, but certainly filled with cars. Yes,
Speaker 4: most of them not American.
Speaker 2: Jimmy, did you travel far enough that you have?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Hey, Jimmy, get up here?
Speaker 1: She said, I like it treated like a dog.
Speaker 4: That was drinking noises? Sorry?
Speaker 5: Did you come from for? Is there there's a time change?
Speaker 5: Who came from Philadelphia for Pennsylvania?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you tired?
Speaker 1: I am quite I'm quite tired. But I feel like
Speaker 1: I've traveled a lot this past I guess two months
Speaker 1: like a lot, a lot, like the best I've ever traveled.
Speaker 1: And so I think I feel guilty now even complaining
Speaker 1: about like time changes, because you know, you hear those
Speaker 1: things like, oh, jet lag is for like peasants or whatever.
Speaker 1: So somehow I heard that. I read that somewhere I
Speaker 1: get one of the girls from Yeah damn, it was
Speaker 1: one of the girls from like some E show, and
Speaker 1: I read like something in a magazine where she was like,
Speaker 1: jet lag is like for poor people, and it stuck
Speaker 1: in my head. I'm such a monster, And I was like.
Speaker 4: It is jet lag comes from a global travel.
Speaker 1: I it makes literally no sense. But I when I
Speaker 1: read that, I was like, it's is so rateleusy because
Speaker 1: I complain about being tired all the time, and apparently
Speaker 1: like you're just not supposed to feel you're a certain point.
Speaker 4: People have pills, which people travel more.
Speaker 1: The private jet is a totally different.
Speaker 5: Thing, and they can afford those bottles of heavy on spray.
Speaker 1: To set the foundation, set.
Speaker 5: It the moist, set it, set it, and get it.
Speaker 4: Set it.
Speaker 5: I forgot it.
Speaker 1: Forgot.
Speaker 5: They repaved parts of this freeway, and I have to
Speaker 5: say I like it.
Speaker 4: I like, I like very smooth. Like they decided to
Speaker 4: not pave certain parts though like that.
Speaker 1: Well because it makes you appreciate the smooth part.
Speaker 4: Because of the contract.
Speaker 5: They're called gratitude stress. It was Oprah's idea.
Speaker 1: Do you really think about every time my driving gratitude strip?
Speaker 4: Because at Reugh streets are for poor people.
Speaker 5: That's right for poor people.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny?
Speaker 5: I always I would totally react to something like that
Speaker 5: and remember it, because I of course didn't grow up poor,
Speaker 5: but we were definitely like middle middle class, and so
Speaker 5: whatever I think rich people think, it's like I think, oh,
Speaker 5: remember that. So if you can pretend to be rich
Speaker 5: at some point, if you need to be and like
Speaker 5: stuff like that. That's just random bullshit. Were you well
Speaker 5: a test?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And it take a little really rich, it's a
Speaker 1: little glimpse into into their thinking. Yes, do you think
Speaker 1: you're just normal and great? And then you're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm a shithead. According to this person, I have jet lag.
Speaker 4: Like a p Yeah. I get I noticed that when
Speaker 4: people talk.
Speaker 1: About village girl a surf.
Speaker 4: Fetch the meat bucket, they didn't even have meat buckets.
Speaker 4: Now I know you're not rich. I get that when
Speaker 4: people talk about colleges and I've never heard of any
Speaker 4: college because it was just assumed that I would go
Speaker 4: to my.
Speaker 1: Local Yah, where did you go?
Speaker 4: University of Montana?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, which has a great business school you guys, Oh good, terrific.
Speaker 4: But yeah, when someone's like, oh I went to Cornell,
Speaker 4: I'm like the one in Helena, Montana.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's a different one.
Speaker 5: That that last job I had, everybody was either Ivy
Speaker 5: League or like USC or UCLA, and they were like
Speaker 5: people were going around saying what school or whatever. Then
Speaker 5: I was just in my mind, like, I hope I
Speaker 5: don't have to say sax State for a year and
Speaker 5: a half.
Speaker 4: Please, don't bring up lacrosse.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2: I can't even explain the beginnings.
Speaker 4: Of c where'd you play field hockey?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I have to go? You know, I played it down
Speaker 1: in the field.
Speaker 4: Everybody everyone else was on the ice. But I'd like
Speaker 4: to admit play to my own beat of a different trade.
Speaker 4: It's a different sport, isn't it? Ship?
Speaker 1: Yet? There's no ship I I I'm going to make
Speaker 1: a huge generalization that literally makes no sense, but I'm
Speaker 1: going for it. I think that the next generation is
Speaker 1: not going to care as much about college because there's
Speaker 1: just going to be so many more entrepreneurs and people
Speaker 1: who came up with something in high school and made
Speaker 1: a million dollars and just rolled with it.
Speaker 2: It's just not realistic.
Speaker 1: So honestly, I was talking to Dan about this, dad
Speaker 1: is my boyfriend?
Speaker 4: Hello, I have one.
Speaker 2: He palmed me dance the man from the.
Speaker 1: He had the worst face. Then he did that palm trick.
Speaker 4: And I was like, what do you know? Good boy?
Speaker 1: But he was we were talking about I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even I feel like if my kid was
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go to college, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine myself being like you must, yeah, because even though
Speaker 1: I went, I don't. I just don't care and I
Speaker 1: don't necessarily see the value. I think there are certain
Speaker 1: situations where it's like undeniable that you have to go
Speaker 1: because that's the only way to like climb the ranks
Speaker 1: of what you want to do, like that particular field.
Speaker 4: Doctor and lawyer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like other than certified careers, Like what
Speaker 1: are we doing right? I mean I learned like three
Speaker 1: things in college yeah, and I don't even Yeah, and
Speaker 1: learning meeting people that have been like interned since they
Speaker 1: were nineteen and then yes, basically rows their ranks up.
Speaker 2: In show business. Basically, it's about what you do.
Speaker 5: It doesn't really matter, like your education, because none of
Speaker 5: that applies to actually working.
Speaker 4: Never ever, no one's ever asked, And I've never shown
Speaker 4: my diploma which is framed in my room my college
Speaker 4: to play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just no one cares.
Speaker 4: Never come. Yeah, it does not matter.
Speaker 1: No, you don't matter.
Speaker 5: Are you willing to carry this flat of water into
Speaker 5: the kitchen?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or no? Asking someone do they need a water? Checking
Speaker 1: back to see do they need a water? It's all
Speaker 1: about water. Coffee when I want coffee, brown water, college,
Speaker 1: round electric, different types of water, and can you get
Speaker 1: it for someone who has more money than you.
Speaker 4: Water is replacing college hydrating. Yeah, it's replacing.
Speaker 2: Smart enough to give and receive water, hydrate the right people.
Speaker 1: Someday someone will be hydrating you.
Speaker 4: And then information. It's so much easier to just because
Speaker 4: of the way things are now.
Speaker 1: Definitely say my address on the oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah she could. Sometimes we pass notes in here, it's not.
Speaker 1: Does that happened upon you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll we'll we'll all stop talking and then have
Speaker 5: weird address moments.
Speaker 2: I call them address moments.
Speaker 5: Everyone's trying to cover but I mean like, yeah, I
Speaker 5: do too, but actually we're just reading, okay, reading our phones.
Speaker 1: Well, that's pretty cool that you guys don't just like
Speaker 1: bleep it out or cut it out.
Speaker 4: Well, that's that would require editing, which I'd like to avoid.
Speaker 4: I remember when when we did the one with Rob Delaney,
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, and I live up. I'll just
Speaker 4: say the address and you can edit it out later.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, no, tono have to edit the
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's usually one it probably I.
Speaker 1: Have never edited it. Didn't know I want to say
Speaker 1: that all the time. I've only done like, uh, just
Speaker 1: like you know, stupid little like movies on my iMovie
Speaker 1: on my laptop. I've never just like done is it
Speaker 1: the same program to Okay? I thought there was like
Speaker 1: a podcast program.
Speaker 4: There probably is. I don't know about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I am not technically advanced. That's why we've been and
Speaker 4: that we've had to edit it is when someone says
Speaker 4: something that they're embarrassed about, or they actually say I
Speaker 4: don't want that to be on here. But yeah, so
Speaker 4: far the Jamie Lee episode has been nothing but home runs.
Speaker 1: This is fun.
Speaker 5: Just wait, I love it as Look at how good
Speaker 5: that truck is.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is a nice truck. Tod that car went
Speaker 4: in front of you, Jamie.
Speaker 5: You don't want to eat?
Speaker 1: Do you do?
Speaker 5: You want to go home?
Speaker 1: I just need to shower. No, I do want to shower.
Speaker 1: I do want to eat.
Speaker 5: We could just go to the one on one.
Speaker 1: Keep it cash, Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 4: Keep and keep it cash to.
Speaker 5: Keep it cash, Chris, don't put your poems out for
Speaker 5: her to touch.
Speaker 4: No, I mean keep it cash, like we're not going
Speaker 4: to use credit cards.
Speaker 5: Keep a cash, keep it cash.
Speaker 4: I got what it deserved.
Speaker 5: Jamie, are you Are you doing sets in the city
Speaker 5: anytime soon?
Speaker 1: The city? YEPA ball or wherever they went in that
Speaker 1: second movie. I love it. Yeah that I know I am,
Speaker 1: but I can't remember when the next one is. I
Speaker 1: think next week, but I don't.
Speaker 5: The palis don't remember big Fish, Tacos. Yeah, west Side
Speaker 5: Comedy Center.
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing. Honestly, I don't remember because I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be here next week. I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be in New York, but then I had
Speaker 1: to cancel that. So now I just have like a
Speaker 1: free week.
Speaker 4: Do you guys want to do the improv on Saturday?
Speaker 4: I'm headlining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be so fog Yeah yeah, yes, seriously
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah to do it Saturday.
Speaker 4: Great? So you're doing that set?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, the spot?
Speaker 4: What if?
Speaker 2: That's part two? Where we today?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're trying to get as many of
Speaker 5: these done. Episode guys, let's talk about the other episode
Speaker 5: and highlights, the lights.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that you're both doing my show.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be that'll be so fun.
Speaker 5: Who else have you asked if we were the first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I just I don't want to take away
Speaker 4: from you being my friend, but I did just.
Speaker 1: Find out that's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: It'll be great.
Speaker 5: Can we each pick a person that you then ask
Speaker 5: like we get our own picks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like an ice bucket, No, but a
Speaker 1: happy one.
Speaker 4: Do you guys nominate? I nominated? I say, sir Kelsey,
Speaker 4: that's cold to there's a drought happening, all right.
Speaker 5: Did you see that one where the girls on a
Speaker 5: horse and she gives herself the ice, the horse runs
Speaker 5: away and then.
Speaker 2: She falls off the horse.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm I want That's the first thing I'm doing
Speaker 4: once we push stop record.
Speaker 1: It's the best, It's really my favorite one was definitely Oprah.
Speaker 1: I only watched like two. She got the two. She
Speaker 1: was the best one. Just her reaction. It's just it's
Speaker 1: just something funny to watch her get drenched and fall
Speaker 1: apart as a person. It's really sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to see her with we you have to.
Speaker 1: And of course it was like she's like, I nominate
Speaker 1: Gail and Gail. She doesn't her only friend, but.
Speaker 4: Gail and Sterling.
Speaker 1: Are they going strong?
Speaker 4: I think he's just like the volleyball in the Tom
Speaker 4: Hanks movie. He's just a Stetson hat sitting on Gail's head.
Speaker 4: Give me a kiss. Get I mean Stetson's his name Stetson?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love Stetson.
Speaker 2: You're well son, I sun, I'm dating a hat.
Speaker 4: He's just a hat floating in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at the kids lines up around the corner.
Speaker 4: Oh to see ass, cat, I wonder who's monologuing. Get
Speaker 4: the fuck out of here. I'm sorry, you guys are kidding.
Speaker 4: I love improv. I'm sorry. I love the looseness. I
Speaker 4: love anything. I love how they get mad if you
Speaker 4: get laughs during your monologue. Actually, if you could leave
Speaker 4: the jokes first, it's kind of your spending, So just
Speaker 4: tell a story. Do you not ignore your comedian or
Speaker 4: the other reasons we asked you to do this? And
Speaker 4: just because.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there's something funny, because like, okay,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend does improv. I definitely like watching you.
Speaker 4: No offense about what I said, no no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, ask cat. You made me realize something like it's
Speaker 1: kind of weird because okay, so like let's say you're
Speaker 1: the monologist and you do a monologue and you're really
Speaker 1: you know, they like specifics, so you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: detail in the you know, apartment loft that I lived
Speaker 1: in in outside of Cleveland or whatever it is, the.
Speaker 4: Details sweater was blue?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, okay, sorry, carry on, but whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They call that back. It gets a laugh, So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like they're asking you, hey, can you just
Speaker 1: be specific? So we get big laughs and we mention it.
Speaker 1: It's really I like, I never put it together, but
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you're doing a lot of the work
Speaker 1: for them when they get that call back, lest.
Speaker 4: That's why they actually don't they get mad at you
Speaker 4: when you have jokes and get laughs during your story.
Speaker 4: That's man, what of all the asscats listen to this
Speaker 4: and they're gonna hate?
Speaker 5: You know what? We were the number one podcast for
Speaker 5: ass cats and now we're we've sunk to number seven.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, they got a ton of nouns and verbs
Speaker 5: from this podcast, but never again. Actually, when I did
Speaker 5: ask cat, I think that's what it was. It might
Speaker 5: have been Fernando. It was a lower Craft's show. Oh COOLU,
Speaker 5: which was a man's name, not ass cat. That's something else.
Speaker 5: Oh and it was what that?
Speaker 4: Yes, Armando the style, it's a style. It's like a herald.
Speaker 4: Oh is that true, Armando? Yes, Armando is a style.
Speaker 2: It's a whole culture.
Speaker 5: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: It's long form but not store. It's a it's like
Speaker 4: a loose but they did.
Speaker 5: A thing off of a story. I told that was
Speaker 5: one of hal.
Speaker 1: And a loose herald, and went went Lloyd's.
Speaker 4: But he used to there.
Speaker 1: Are Lloyd teams. No, yeah, yeah, there's mod teams, that
Speaker 1: sketch teams, and then Lloyd teams. I believe our video teams.
Speaker 1: Don't quote me on that. Wow, but I think they're like.
Speaker 4: The mod teams all show up on Vespa scooters.
Speaker 2: And try to cut people the razors.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that movie, so I literally don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I don't know it.
Speaker 4: I don't I just replaced it with old SKA listeners.
Speaker 4: I don't know what slim pants suits gott. I love
Speaker 4: ending on a note like that, Jamie, you're the best.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're the best. Thanks for picking me up from
Speaker 1: the airport.
Speaker 4: Of course, we'll give you a ride any well, not anytime.
Speaker 1: But definitely do your show though, Yeah, see on Saturday.
Speaker 5: That's so excited.
Speaker 4: Go to that.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go to them Saturday, Saturday, the twenty fifth of
Speaker 4: October of October.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh great, that'll be so fun.
Speaker 4: My headlining comedy concert.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're the openers.
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