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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim, and give us time and a

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Speaker 3: termino and Gaby aid.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 3: You want to welcome you back home. Tell us all about.

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Speaker 5: Every scared he was? It fine? Now porn? Do you

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Speaker 5: need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need ride? Right with Karen and Chris, we're

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Speaker 4: ready welcome to do you need a ride? My name

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Speaker 4: is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 5: My name's Karen Colgariff.

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Speaker 4: Today we are picking up the terrific and hilarious, wonderful

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Speaker 4: Jamie Lee.

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Speaker 5: Jamie Lee, you know here from MTV's Girl Code. You

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Speaker 5: know her from what.

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Speaker 4: Else she wrote with you on something called the Pete Home.

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Speaker 5: You know her from the Petere Holmes Show.

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Speaker 4: I thought that would have been the first thing you

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Speaker 4: would have remembered having been in an office with her.

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Speaker 5: We know her from my close friendship with her that

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Speaker 5: will last for a lifetime.

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Speaker 4: And it's weird that you mentioned that.

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Speaker 5: Third, it's weird that I that I somehow didn't know

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Speaker 5: anything about her at all past girl code, which I've

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Speaker 5: never seen before. But here is great.

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Speaker 4: We'll turn left there. Oh no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

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Speaker 5: I'll do the sloop around.

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Speaker 4: Maybe there will be a little bit, you know, if

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Speaker 4: you ever explored this.

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Speaker 5: What let's be positive about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do a loop around. Okay, I'm adjusting the levels.

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Speaker 5: We're already everybody. I'm just gonna update car. This is

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna give everybody like the car tone. We're already

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Speaker 5: late to pick up Jamie. I've texted her to say

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Speaker 5: we're gonna be a little bit late. She of course

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Speaker 5: texted back, I don't care. We landed early. It's no

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Speaker 5: big deal because that's what she's like, being my closest friend.

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Speaker 2: But you know that adds a little tension.

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Speaker 4: But we do know that deep down she's upside with us.

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Speaker 4: Of course, of course, she.

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Speaker 5: Don't want to fly back from like Ohio or whatever

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Speaker 5: and then just wait in that you know, in that area.

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Speaker 4: Curbside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, curb side's the best way to describe it.

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Speaker 4: Curbside's the best side. That's what they say in the

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Speaker 4: rap game.

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: No, I think it's either west side or the east side,

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Speaker 4: the best side, or the coast with the most I think, because.

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Speaker 5: You're thinking of coast one three point five, I am.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking of easy listening music, not the hardcore hip

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Speaker 4: hop that I originally thought I was referencing.

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Speaker 2: That's I'm glad. I'm here to make sure you know

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Speaker 4: I'm glad we're here to pull over so I can

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Speaker 4: ask that lady if I can have her pants kind

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Speaker 4: of a Zuba's. I don't know if you remember Zuba's

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Speaker 4: colon dare to be different, but a lot of pro

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Speaker 4: wrestlers were them leisurely, of course, not in the ring.

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Speaker 5: It rat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's zebra stripes. They're very tapered and have kind

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Speaker 4: of a mc hammer baggy bathing suit area. Okay, a

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Speaker 4: lot of people call those pants if they're elderly seven

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Speaker 4: day shitters. There name one person, I think one old

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Speaker 4: man said that to me once. Why don't you pull

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Speaker 5: Because I and that means you could shoot in them

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Speaker 2: No one would notice.

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Speaker 4: If I was an old man and I saw, yeah,

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Speaker 4: exactly fill up. Yeah, And that is their purpose, according

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Speaker 4: to this guy, because why else not because of fashion.

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Speaker 4: Would you want your pants sagging past your ass? Which

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Speaker 4: I used to have pants so big that they covered

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Speaker 4: the Ravers took it over with with their Jenco jeans

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Speaker 5: Yeah, show that you were down with the clown? Was

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Speaker 4: Those was to show that I was down with the sickness?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I see had illness?

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Speaker 4: You've never heard no that song down with the Sickness?

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Speaker 2: And who's that Seven Events Soul?

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Speaker 4: Dog Night Doors Down. I'm sorry, Third Eye Blind in

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Speaker 4: three Miracles. Yes, Once the Ravers started wearing baggy pants,

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Speaker 5: Say, just to get away, to make sure that people

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Speaker 5: One of the skateboarders that I knew called the people

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Speaker 5: It's the millennial generation. They're all addicted to adderall. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And that's kind of what have you taken adderall? I've

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Speaker 4: never functioned higher? Oh for real, I think I require it.

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Speaker 4: It's like it really is.

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Speaker 5: You make a shit ton of viral videos and you

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Speaker 4: It's everyone's dream, and the viral videos come right along

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they just come out of you like the art

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Speaker 4: Oh why are we not making? Why are we not

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Speaker 4: Why isn't this a YouTube viral podcast? It will be,

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Speaker 4: It will be one day, It will be when we

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Speaker 4: get used to cameras being on the hood, but it

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Speaker 4: was just too scary. Look, we're gonna take a left

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Speaker 5: We just need to take it a step at a time. Maybe,

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Speaker 5: can't we reatroduce cameras in episode twenty five? Can we

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Speaker 5: start before we fucking finish?

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Speaker 4: One step, one day at a time?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Step by Step twelve of them and other AA bumper stickers.

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Speaker 5: Step by Step is also a sitcom. Oh, people find

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Speaker 5: very therapeutic. Yeah, when you're addicted to things.

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Speaker 4: I never did a step by step, never struck a

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Speaker 5: Is that the all thick one?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, but I'm waiting for

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Speaker 4: his pedophile little outbreak? Pedophile outbreak?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the scourge of pedophilia that's running through all those

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Speaker 5: early eighties dads.

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Speaker 4: Who would have seen it? With the guy from Seventh Heaven,

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Speaker 4: he played a preacher, and I mean, I don't want

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Speaker 4: to make some catholic joke, but it sounds like he

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Speaker 4: took his work home with him.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, God, you can always tell their pedophiles if

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Speaker 5: they're wearing glasses that Diane Keaton would wear. That's how

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Speaker 5: you know, stay keep your child away from that man's hands.

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Speaker 2: It's important to look for those signs.

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Speaker 4: And any man's hand hands who have soft, soft, supple

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Speaker 5: A clear varnish on their nails.

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Speaker 4: I can just tell by looking at a man's fingernails

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Speaker 4: his sexual history. Really we'll go straight, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Is there a choice?

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Speaker 5: Then I would go down in my little area that.

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Speaker 4: It's a very attractive ton right there.

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Speaker 5: There's just some some large swamps on the right. Chris

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Speaker 5: thought I was going to try to you know.

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Speaker 4: It's actually a protected area. There's there's birds, a sanctuary

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Speaker 1: I believe I'm not making he missed my dad so much.

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Speaker 4: Right now, right now, I mean, Oh, look at that

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 4: There is some beautiful cat grass.

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Speaker 5: Now, listen to city just cording it all off.

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Speaker 2: You can't go out there, it's illegal.

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Speaker 5: You arrest you.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's ridiculous. How are we to appreciate?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Is that a yellow belly small tail swan? Okay, pull over,

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Speaker 4: I have to take a picture of that. Oh, look

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Speaker 4: at that pair of zubas there to be different.

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Speaker 5: It is where all the wild zubas go after they

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Speaker 4: We know you're just pulling over, Willy Nelly. All you

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're just tired and you want to take

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Speaker 4: He is napping, or maybe they climbed up that hill

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Speaker 4: and they're putting out here's an actual fire.

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Speaker 5: The guys there was a fire truck just pulled over,

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Speaker 5: as Chris said, willy Nilly in the road.

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Speaker 4: And I don't bring out that kind of cursing often,

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Speaker 4: but it made me upset. And I'm not talking smack

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Speaker 4: about fireman. We all know I have a brother in

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Speaker 4: law who's a fireman.

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Speaker 2: Yes, everyone knows. It's common knowledge.

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Speaker 4: It is common. No, well, not even people that know

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Speaker 2: And we can google it if you want to know it.

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Speaker 4: Did I tell you about the time my brother in law,

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Speaker 4: and one of the FOO fighters was there, not Taylor

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Speaker 4: Hawkins or Dave Grohl, but the third guy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and he wuyat he's the bags player that looks

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Speaker 5: like he's the guy he would start his own store

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Speaker 4: Succulent He does look like a succulent store owner.

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Speaker 1: He's like a little.

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Speaker 5: Quiet guy that you're like, dude, you're rocking harder than

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Speaker 5: anybody right now, and you look like you're you're just

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, kind of a bookstore vibe in his face,

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Speaker 4: but he but independently not all yeah, not a Ma

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Speaker 4: and Pa bookstore. Yeah, that kind of face. So, now

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Speaker 4: that you haven't perfectly pictured, my brother in law walked

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Speaker 4: up to him and said, hey, so I'm a firefighter

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Speaker 4: and you're a food fighter. And then he went to

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Speaker 4: take a sip of his drink and the straw lodged

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Speaker 4: it just started bleeding. And the food fighter went and

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Speaker 4: grabbed some nap He was like Jesus Christ did, grabbed

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Speaker 4: on my yeah, just lift you. I know how to

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Speaker 4: do that. Oh god, this is embarrassing. Thank you food fighter, sir.

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Speaker 4: He really does. He's a little blonde haired son of

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Speaker 2: Where the fuck are your dad?

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Speaker 5: Ride home from band.

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Speaker 4: These drums don't give hugs. He says, but these drugs

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Speaker 4: I the other day, have you done this where you walk? Yeah? Yep,

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Speaker 5: Co Oh my god, that's such a good joke.

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Speaker 4: We just we recorded it. Consider this my new album.

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Speaker 5: But I what about mine?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to do it too.

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Speaker 4: Oh? I was at a mall and I my gaze

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Speaker 4: The girl? Oh? Way too young to see some creepy man.

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Speaker 5: Now the image I have in my mind is you

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 2: And how are you?

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Speaker 4: I am? We both just simultaneously put on our sunglasses

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we would be good in a picture.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we should be in a Buddy Cup film. Yeah, picture,

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Speaker 5: We'll be putting Buddycop picture on our vision board.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we have to put it on sixteen.

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Speaker 4: It's at least on hold for during this podcast.

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Speaker 5: Then I start passing out hard copies of the preparatory.

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Speaker 4: hope to see you at Men in Black four, starring

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Speaker 4: Chris and Carrott.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's some claimation. I would like there to be

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Speaker 5: That would be cool.

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Speaker 4: So we are picking up Jamie Lee here at Lax

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Speaker 4: and what does a lot do you know what? Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't.

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Speaker 4: It hardens a person.

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Speaker 1: Oh you'll see.

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Speaker 5: Delta gets you there.

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Speaker 4: They get you there with care. Huh remember that used

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Speaker 4: That's not true. I'm not hey. If you need me

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Speaker 5: It's it always starts around P two A in Lax

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Speaker 4: It's something about this airport makes me lose my mind.

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Speaker 4: I think we know, uh no, continue doing what you're doing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a dangerous business.

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Speaker 5: It's it really is unsafe emotionally and physically.

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Speaker 4: Yep. We like to keep our bodies mentally clean and

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Speaker 5: For alarm fire, and.

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Speaker 4: It certainly was smoky. When I got home, I turned

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Speaker 4: I didn't leave the bag up there. Isn't that what

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Speaker 4: leaving that bag up here? And he said maybe you're right,

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Speaker 4: and then we kind of hugged, you know, yeah, we

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Speaker 2: Is she charging her phone inside?

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Speaker 4: Not this person that I'm staring at, But there's another

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Speaker 5: You don't stretch right there?

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Speaker 4: Okay, she sees us.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well five is kind of a large area.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully, is there anything else?

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Speaker 4: We are by the walkway, We're by the band. We're

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'll hold it and then I will reapply it.

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Speaker 4: I will talk amongst myself while you're gone, which is ah,

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Speaker 4: but she's calling from nineteen eighty seven. Hello, let's a

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Speaker 2: Hello, can you hear me?

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Speaker 4: Chose to get hi?

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Speaker 2: We're down by number five.

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Speaker 4: Kind of a funny joke because it was like a

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Speaker 2: Think we're by a smart MASR. There's right in front

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Speaker 4: Okay, I will do that. I see her. She's wearing PEP.

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Speaker 4: There she is, there, she is. I'm waving at her

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Speaker 4: waved another hi, and oh hi, Hi there hop on

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Speaker 4: I mean you're not. It is the tiniest. That is

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Speaker 1: I am always like a little proud when I put

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Speaker 5: Just there and then sit down really fast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just kind of breathe and kick my heels back. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Everyone like people comment on their like that is the

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Speaker 4: I'm going to pretend that was about something.

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Speaker 1: My body.

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Speaker 4: Where were you, Jamie?

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Speaker 1: Where was I?

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Speaker 4: Where haven't you been?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? I was in Philadelphia, Liam. I did it. No,

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Speaker 1: I did a college. I did Widener University, Okay, which

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Speaker 1: I did not know the university.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty small. It's like two thousand students and it's

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Speaker 5: That's good. Is an airport.

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Speaker 1: School, it's airport college. You can made and like being

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Speaker 1: And and the weird thing is I was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: it just feels like I'm about to perform like a

447
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: one woman show and cry. So I was like, please

448
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 1: don't do that. They're like, okay, no problem. They left

449
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 1: it completely up so I just could see everyone and

450
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 1: it was just like, yeah, it was such a great

451
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 1: auditorium that I asked. I asked for it, but not.

452
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 4: To that ar you didn't say so.

453
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

454
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, just not Pitch black, and

455
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you mean daytime I performed in

456
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: that and I'm.

457
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 4: Sorry straightway right, Yeah, okay, great, okay, we like we

458
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,479
Speaker 4: talk logistics. That's part of the podcast.

459
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 1: We talked traffic where people love the street.

460
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 4: How was it sitting in the air for end up

461
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 4: being fun?

462
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 5: Were you the Homecoming Queen?

463
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: It was yeah, so that I was like, so I

464
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 1: go at the top of the show, I'm like, just

465
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 1: trying to relate. I'm like, hey, guys, homecoming weekend. Silence,

466
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 1: not like a smattering like silence. And then I go,

467
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: you guys won. I found out they won. They won, Yeah,

468
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: they won the football game, and so I was like, wow,

469
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: you guys won nothing. And I was like, oh, okay,

470
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: I guess like you guys really don't give a shit

471
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 1: because you're Division three. And they started laughing and I

472
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: was like, all right.

473
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 4: The Division three, Yes, that's what it is.

474
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. But I thought Division three, you know,

475
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 1: I thought college you care about sports, and college I

476
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: do go there.

477
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 4: You'd go there if you would think those would at

478
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 4: least be their only fans.

479
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, But they didn't even cheer like they have no

480
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 1: school pride. It was pretty amazing.

481
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 4: Sounds like you were in the room with a bunch

482
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 4: in there. Maybe they were an academic.

483
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. The guy who drove the hotel shuttle,

484
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: so who he drove me from the hotel to the

485
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 1: airport this morning. He was like, those are the most

486
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 1: well behaved student. This is unprompted, He's like, that is

487
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 1: the most well behaved student body. They stated our hotel,

488
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: they occupied the entire fourth floor one week and we

489
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: didn't even know they were here.

490
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 4: The one thing I noticed in the hotel there was

491
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 4: no laughing.

492
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: Are like seventh Day at Ventist or something, I.

493
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: Don't know, it's not a religious school. I was like no,

494
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: because I was like, well, what, like, what are the

495
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: big majors here? I always ask these questions when I

496
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: do colleges, just so I have like a jumping off

497
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: point in case we don't connect on any other level.

498
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: And yeah do I go like, I'm like, okay, so

499
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: what are the big majors here? And he literally was like,

500
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm nursing, psychology, bio, like just everything. Yeah, livery side

501
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: one of sports management was another one. I was like, oh, Okay,

502
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: so everything.

503
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 4: Here study because this is a snooze.

504
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 5: Fan a lot of depression. College money is so good.

505
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 5: Who cares what they how they react right at.

506
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,479
Speaker 1: The end of the day. And yes, and it's a

507
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: weird thing because you don't want to rely on that

508
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: and you don't want to rest on that. But there

509
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: is a part of you that's like, no matter how

510
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: bad this goes, I can like pay my rent for

511
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 1: a while. And that's amazing because it's so weird that

512
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: there's no it has no connection to how well you do.

513
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: It's just like a flat fee and it's arranged upfront

514
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: and there's nothing that can change that.

515
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you would have to keep telling yourself

516
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 4: that when you end up at one of those shows

517
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 4: that's just daytime in a cafeteria, yes, which I've done,

518
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 4: and but then I'll other ones are great and they're

519
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 4: in a theater and it's like, oh my god, this

520
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 4: is the comedy concert of the century.

521
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: The worst part about doing a college in my opinion,

522
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: is just there's a lot of like loneliness if you're

523
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: not traveling with friends, because you're usually i mean, sometimes

524
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 1: you're in major cities, but a lot of the time

525
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: you're in the middle of nowhere and you're alone and

526
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: it took you forever to get there.

527
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 5: Yes, especially if you have to drive the rental car.

528
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: Yes, which I've done. I've done it like three in

529
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: the morning and like almost fallen asleep at the wheel,

530
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: like it's been a whole thing.

531
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 5: And weird crazy backroads. Yeah, you're like in this. When

532
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 5: I did it, it was in the nineties, so like

533
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 5: literally reading a map, like pre Internet, reading a paper map,

534
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 5: driving the back roads of upstate New York in snow.

535
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: Current equivalent to that is you're in some place so

536
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: remote that your cell phone just doesn't work, so you

537
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: don't have GPS because you declined the GPS because you're like, oh,

538
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: I have it on my phone, and then you don't

539
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: have it on your phone and you kind of just

540
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: have to like remember the way you can.

541
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's you. We're really doomed without our phones. When

542
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 4: I've been lost and my phone dies and it's like, well,

543
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 4: I might as well drive to the wearsteria and get

544
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 4: out and get niked, because for real, where is the

545
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,959
Speaker 4: nearest shallow grave And I'm driving myself into it and

546
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 4: your pushiest citizen alstand.

547
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: Me, it's over for me.

548
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 5: Wow, I used to That's so funny because when I started,

549
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 5: but when I used to do colleges, I always had

550
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 5: the hugest dread. I just assumed it was going to

551
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 5: be awful.

552
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 2: It's like, they don't want to hear from me.

553
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 5: No, I don't want to hang out with a bunch

554
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 5: of nineteen year olds that think they know everything, like

555
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 5: all all things bad. And then of course every time

556
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 5: I would be pleasantly surprised because I would be driving

557
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 5: there with like this, you know, horrible dread. Yeah, and

558
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 5: then it actually there's always either if the show doesn't

559
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 5: go well, there's people on the student committee or whatever,

560
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 5: the people that got you there that are all excited

561
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 5: to see you, right, like there's always something kind of

562
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 5: great about it, you know, Yeah, they're.

563
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 2: Young and they are still excited about that.

564
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing is if it doesn't go well at

565
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,919
Speaker 1: all to the point where you like, no, want to

566
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: not have to show your face after the show, and

567
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: then they come up and they're like, can we get

568
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: a picture? And I was like, were you there? It

569
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: was the worst? Still did you watch that? Did you

570
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: Step Over the World? An hour and a half long smoke.

571
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 4: No no, I majored in emotional diversion.

572
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 2: I can separate things really well. My parents are very mean.

573
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 4: Like my face from my thoughts.

574
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: And my pictures from my experiences and.

575
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 4: The crying from my pain. I one time did a college.

576
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 4: It was in the middle of Minnesota where and it

577
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 4: might have been a town called Cohler because they made

578
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,719
Speaker 4: cold like toilets, okay, but it was a religious school

579
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,959
Speaker 4: of just I think one or two thousand students, and

580
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 4: I performed. But they had an on campus pub and

581
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 4: all these underage kids were in a Irish themed pub,

582
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 4: and there was a nun sitting up front. That is incredible,

583
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 4: and I had to and I of course gave her

584
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 4: a speech right away, begging her basically to leave, but

585
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 4: she stayed and she laughed more than all these kids. Wow,

586
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 4: you're the only one with experience, because the.

587
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: Rest of her life is so dull.

588
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, any suggestion of an idea is exciting.

589
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 4: I just told her when to plug her ears, and

590
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 4: she did it. So But it was that same thing Jamie,

591
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 4: where I was like, these kids hate me, and I

592
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 4: think they're gonna either try and get me to accept

593
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 4: Jesus or just feed me the boots. Yeah, I thought

594
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 4: they're going to beat me. And the same thing. I

595
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 4: took so many pictures.

596
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, they love the photos. The craziest thing is I

597
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: did a school that was in the middle of Amish

598
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: country and it was a very religious school and they

599
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,239
Speaker 1: were the best school I've maybe ever done. And I

600
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: was dreading it more than any other school. Oh wow,

601
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: and they were yeah, not that they were all Amish,

602
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: but it was definitely like a religious part of Pennsylvania

603
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: and like a religious school, and they were so wonderful.

604
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: I think it was like it was pretty small, but

605
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: it was still a good experience.

606
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 4: How many times did you reference butter churning or old

607
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 4: Yankee would work, Yes, eat it up.

608
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 5: Raising the barn like a lot of rap, let's raise

609
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 5: the barn type so awful that you were just staring him.

610
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 4: What were you guys born in a oh never.

611
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: Mind, Well, the Amish village, the main Amish village where

612
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: you can go and actually like experience Amish culture and

613
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: like buy goods and churn butter is called intercourse.

614
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 4: Oh that's there's that joke all done?

615
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: Uh And yeah, So I was like instantly, but it

616
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: was so funny. It was like they never heard that before. Yeah,

617
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: so I was stooping to the lowest level and they

618
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: were rising to my level of lowness, and it was

619
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: just perfect.

620
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 4: To an Amish community. The word intercourse is the dirtiest

621
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 4: word you could ever say. Brobbly.

622
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: It is interesting, but that's what it's called.

623
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 4: Well.

624
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 5: I used to have a T shirt that was all

625
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 5: those cities in Amage Country and there's blue balls, and

626
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 5: there's course there's a ton of them, Yeah, that are

627
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 5: like blue balls.

628
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 4: I swear it was.

629
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: It was blue bell It had to be, I swear

630
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: to you.

631
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 5: Somebody get their phone because there's it's a whole thing

632
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 5: of like that. There's all these cities in that part

633
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 5: of Pennsylvania that.

634
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: Have dirty names.

635
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 4: That's terrific.

636
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,479
Speaker 5: I know. I like the T shirt I had. It

637
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 5: was it was during the Great Ringer t shirt trend

638
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 5: of the early name the great.

639
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 4: It was like the Roaring twenties for t shirts for tears.

640
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 5: And I had one that it was like one of

641
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 5: those uh signposts that had all the different city names

642
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 5: in different directions and so a handful of.

643
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 2: Those were on there.

644
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 5: Oh that's amazing, is why I'm speaking with such authority

645
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 5: because I wore the Ringer T shirt that said so I.

646
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 4: Remember having a shirt from Weed, California that just said

647
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 4: blue ball Pennsylvania.

648
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: One one singular blue ball.

649
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 5: One blue ball.

650
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: It's a Lance Armstrong thing.

651
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I would take the joke if I

652
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 5: was doing the college game.

653
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Who wait, hold on, and it says that the name

654
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: is blue balls originated. The term blue balls came from

655
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: blue ball.

656
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 5: Because somehow the girls there were super frigid.

657
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 4: Wow.

658
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 5: Well, not the cattle that might actually be.

659
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 4: A Not the butter No, that, oh blue, That's what

660
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 4: I was thinking of.

661
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 5: You gave me blue butter balls. I thought I was

662
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 5: gonna get a bunch of butter.

663
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 2: On my homemade bread.

664
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: In the early eighteenth century, John Wallace built a small

665
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: building in Earl Town at the intersection of two Indian trails.

666
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: He hung a blue ball out front and called it

667
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: the Sign of the Blue Ball.

668
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 4: I don't understand, like a like a racquetball or something,

669
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 4: or was it a second maybe just to.

670
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: Mark the town? Okay, oh wait, I get a ball?

671
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 5: What cut what?

672
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna doubt. I'm gonna guess it was a racquetball.

673
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 4: A little blue racketball.

674
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 5: He established one of the first racquetball courts.

675
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: All Right, he's not really helping me.

676
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 2: I need more answers.

677
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 4: I need more knowledge. I thirst for blue ball knowledge.

678
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 5: It's times like this I realized that this is what

679
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 5: I could have been doing in college. I didn't pick

680
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 5: up on that when I was there. I was just like,

681
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 5: this place is bullshit. But now I realized, no, that's

682
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 5: smart for me.

683
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: Realized how easy college is for kids now that they

684
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: you know, they all have their phone in their clat

685
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 4: that like there's no way around it. So they're allowed

686
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 4: unless they confiscate phones, which they probably don't.

687
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 5: They probably don't.

688
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they all.

689
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 4: Of the little cheat sheet miniature notes that I wrote,

690
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm talking about how I used to cheat

691
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 4: in college. Sure, I would take them to my shoe.

692
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 4: I cheated in college because money was on the line.

693
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 4: In high school, I didn't care. In college. Oh, I

694
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 4: drew little pit pictures of all the paintings I had

695
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 4: to memorize in art history. And then once he saw

696
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: and he's like, wow, those are good little drawings and

697
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 4: kind of winked at me, like, oh, oh, I guess

698
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 4: the art history. Well, well I think he wanted to

699
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 4: dig believe.

700
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 5: Wait, where'd you go to college, Jamie?

701
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: I went to ut in Austin.

702
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I always forget that.

703
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always think you're from Texas.

704
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 4: I mean, comedically I am.

705
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: I mean, did you live there?

706
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 5: I sent humors from Okay, No, he's really racist.

707
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 4: H Yeah. I started in Austin in like it did

708
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 4: start ninety nine.

709
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wait were you there? So that's with like

710
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: Howard Kramer in them.

711
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 4: Yeah. Actually Howard Kramer and Chip Pope had already moved here,

712
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 4: but they were the talk of the town because they, uh,

713
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 4: they developed and were in Austin stories and that was

714
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 4: kind of that and the movie Slacker were the first

715
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 4: things that kind of put Austin on the map. And

716
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 4: so those were the guys, and when they came back,

717
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: it was just a rock star. We might want to

718
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 4: take the ten, right.

719
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I go other stuff a different way every time

720
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: from the airport to the point where I don't even

721
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: really understand. I just know that I'm in a car

722
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: and that it'll get me there somehow.

723
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

724
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 5: I was just gonna do four or five one on

725
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 5: one because it's what I know.

726
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's okay, But well.

727
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 5: I think it's six and one. I don't know.

728
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 4: I like to see and what is this saying six

729
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 4: and one something in the other, six of one, half

730
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 4: dozen of the other, which just means it's the same,

731
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 4: which ultimately ends up being two in the bush, right.

732
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 5: I think that's ultimately at the end of the day.

733
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 5: I guess you'd say, so.

734
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 4: Welcome to two Bush, Pennsylvania. I am too much, Jamie.

735
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 5: Wasn't a good trip back from us?

736
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was okay.

737
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 4: Tell us about your flight airline jokes.

738
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I had a weird I did have a

739
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: weird experience where it didn't start off weird. I got

740
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: on the plane and I was in the middle seed

741
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: of road and I got up to that row and

742
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: then there was someone sitting in my seat. So I

743
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: was like, hey, oh, that's my seat, and he was like, oh, well,

744
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: I guess I'm in the wrong row, but I'm in

745
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: the seat right in front, the empty middle seat right

746
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: in front of me. And I was like, oh, no problem,

747
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: I'll just take your empty seat on row twenty one.

748
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: And then the man in the window, see he was like,

749
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: he was like, actually, my wife is in the aisle.

750
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: Can I switch with you? You can have the window? And

751
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: I was like sure, and then the guy from back

752
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: in my seat in row twenty two was like, actually

753
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: I want the window, and I thought he was fucking

754
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: with me. I was like, ha ha, I got it,

755
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: and he's like, but seriously, though, if you don't have

756
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: a preference, I actually would like the window.

757
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 4: Wait. No, that was a deal that you worked out

758
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 4: with your goal. I can't go back, I know.

759
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: But then I was like, well I don't. I mean,

760
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: I really don't have a preference. Like I get up

761
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: to pee, so I was like, in the middle is

762
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: fine because it's like one step close through the aisle. Yeah,

763
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: so I really care. But then so he's I let

764
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: him have the window seat. And then like at the

765
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: end of the flight, he like tapped me and he

766
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: was like thanks again. I slept really well, and I

767
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: was like.

768
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 4: Oh he had no sho man, what I hate this guy? Yeah?

769
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 4: It was so describe him so I can't hate him.

770
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 5: Can I say what I think he looks like?

771
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: Yet? Ye?

772
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 5: Okay? Just the first thing was that he's tall.

773
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: I really didn't get a good look at that.

774
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 4: He was setting damn it. Oh shit, I bet he

775
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: was tall, an average man. Hype.

776
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 5: What do you think like Larry David is No.

777
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: No, he was dressed kind of like i'd say, like

778
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: a forty two year old professor. Oh corduroy. Yeah, he

779
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 1: was wearing a blazer and no pipe but pipe vibe

780
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: where his pipe vibes pipe pipe.

781
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 4: Where his eyebrows growing out of control.

782
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: He actually he looked kind of like the guy, a

783
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: guy who would like, you know, give a ted talk.

784
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, like that kind of like like him. You know,

785
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: so you get academ Why can't I speak that? Academic?

786
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 4: Is it's the car? I think that's the car that's

787
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 4: in that way.

788
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: Academic?

789
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 2: Wow, get back. Academic. I think is my least favorite.

790
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: It might be my new least favorite. That.

791
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 4: It seems funny that, as we talk about in Jamie,

792
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 4: it seems like you were attracted to him.

793
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny to say that, because he kept

794
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: turning around in a way where I was like, I

795
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: felt like he I like kind of busted his balls

796
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: a little bit about it, and then he was like, oh,

797
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: like okay, well now like she's kind of fun.

798
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

799
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: I was just busting his balls because he deserved it

800
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: not because I wanted to like engage in ball busting. Oh,

801
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: I left out of detail. So when he sat down

802
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: at the window and I finally took the middle seat

803
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: behind him, he turned around. He goes, uh, is my

804
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 1: neck pillow back there? And I was like, let me look.

805
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 5: You fucking nerd nerd.

806
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: I look the seat and I was like, no, it's

807
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: not background. And then he goes, oh, I guess I

808
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 1: must have left on the other flight.

809
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't care, so I go,

810
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 5: are you so international?

811
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 4: It depends how many steats? How many seats did you

812
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 4: sit on on your last fight? I asked, what.

813
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: Singer take that? I just said, I go, I go.

814
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: He was like it was a nice one too, That's

815
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: what he said. He was like it was a nice

816
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: one too, And I go, who was it? Leopard print?

817
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: And then he was like he was like, I can't

818
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: believed I wasn't. I got sucked into it. He kept

819
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: turning around as like a toddler. I was like, look,

820
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 1: look front kid, what fount it's so.

821
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 5: Weird to turn all the way around in your seat

822
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 5: on a fly.

823
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: That's like, look between between seats and do.

824
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 5: Like he might as well given you a ring. That's

825
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 5: too much. It's too much. It's really a statement.

826
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I guess he felt connected through the

827
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: leopard print was naked.

828
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 4: It was naked, knew, And then he started peacocking.

829
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: We want peacocking.

830
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 4: I don't remember.

831
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 5: It's triangulating, right, right, that's one of them too.

832
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 4: Peacocking is like, why that guy the game or no,

833
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 4: that's a rapper, the guy that is the game, right,

834
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 4: but the game is a rapper anyway, the guy that's

835
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 4: Mystery or whatever. I think his name's Mystery. He's not

836
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 4: a magician. But and he'd wear aviator goggles on his

837
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 4: head and that was his signature peacock move. So girls

838
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 4: would come up and go, so I swed your aviator

839
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 4: goggles and then he'd go, hey, let me see your

840
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 4: drink without you looking for a minute. Twelve is always rue.

841
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: Pardon me?

842
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 5: Can I stop and asking question? Okay, aviator goggles is

843
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 5: what drew women to him?

844
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 4: He just said, yes, it's a conversation. And so it's

845
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 4: called peacocking as it is in the animal Kingdom. Like

846
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 4: it's like a bird saying, look at my beautiful feathers.

847
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 4: And then the ladies come Hey, what's into the look

848
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 4: at these colors and.

849
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: Charles Lindberg.

850
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 5: I'm so fascinated by goggles.

851
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 4: It makes me think of Snoopy on his doghouse, the

852
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 4: way he's laying down, the way I want to be.

853
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 4: I'm picking up some bad reception. I don't know what

854
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 4: it is.

855
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 2: Well, we're canyon right.

856
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: It might be just me. I sat next to that

857
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 4: guy on a plane once. I think his name is Mystery. Yeah,

858
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 4: he was on that show, The Pickup Artist, I think so.

859
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 4: But when I did that Reality bites back thing, that's

860
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 4: like fake.

861
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I remember Reality.

862
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 4: The people that produced that and edited it, ed Ed

863
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 4: also did his show, and once we were done with

864
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 4: ours and we had just finished it, they were then

865
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 4: going to work on his. So when he came on

866
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 4: the plane, I was like, Hey, you're about to work

867
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 4: with so and so and so and so at three

868
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 4: Ball or whatever it was called. It was called three Ball. Oh,

869
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 4: so many balls coming up this and uh he was.

870
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 5: So embarrassed and I'm laughing out loud. Yes is a

871
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 5: really good one.

872
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 4: Okay, it was just there was a bit of a

873
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: peaking issue, and so I'm it's also a production Oh yeah, Well,

874
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 4: the NBC. I think you're a stepping on their logo

875
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 4: toes because they have a peacock for there.

876
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: But the production company names are always like they're always

877
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: like really like kind of insulting, like to downplay the

878
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: fact that they have a lot of money. It's always

879
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 1: like boisterous, idiot, stupid clown productions.

880
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 2: I get up whenever I want.

881
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 4: But he wouldn't. He would not even make He was

882
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 4: like I was talking to him and I and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,

883
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 4: I know Jared.

884
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

885
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 4: And he was just scanning the uh airplane for someone

886
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 4: to get. He wasn't even looking. He was doing like

887
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 4: that thing that well I can't say her name, but

888
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 4: we have a friend who does it when she's always

889
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 4: looking over your shoulder for someone else. We all know

890
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 4: who I'm talking.

891
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: About right now, I actually don't. I had like six

892
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: people come.

893
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 5: It could be so many, yes, yes.

894
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 2: But sorry, this was mystery.

895
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 4: You're talking, yeah, mystery.

896
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: He was just and he looks like, is he the

897
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: host of that show?

898
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 4: No, he's just Yeah. That's the thing. He's not an

899
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 4: attractive man. It is scratching the quality. I just have

900
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 4: to apologize to all our listeners. It is a technical difficulty.

901
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 4: You always think that, No, it's I'm actually hearing it

902
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,439
Speaker 4: this time. This is real.

903
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: I've been crying.

904
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 4: I've been crying Cracky Wolf, and now the ship's going down.

905
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 4: It is you know it isn't now Okay, so it's long.

906
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 4: When I say crackle, everyone just say the word crackle

907
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 4: because it seems to scare away. That sounds okay, okay, okay, Yeah,

908
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 4: that makes sense.

909
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: Oh. I have a thing about so I know someone

910
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: who was on that show, like a friend of a friend.

911
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, And I will say, like one of like

912
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: so like so so not good looking, like not good

913
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: looking this guy yeah like a like a yeah. And

914
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that's good looking. I want

915
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: to say I was very much not attracted to him, right,

916
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: and it's not good looks his face and standards. But

917
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: he did this thing where he was like, I like

918
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: learned all these tricks on the show and they totally

919
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: work on women, and I was like, we'll do one

920
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: on me. We're at Disneyland actually, and we were standing

921
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: in line in a group in a group we're standing

922
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: online for Pirates of the Caribbean. Caribbean. I still know

923
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: how to.

924
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 6: Say, and and so, uh, he did this thing where

925
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 6: I put my hands on top of his and it

926
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 6: was kind of like that game of slaps, but like

927
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 6: minus the game part.

928
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: And it was something about how he was like transferring

929
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: energy to my hands or something. And I actually had

930
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: a moment where I was like, oh shit, this works.

931
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 4: What was it?

932
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: It was terrifying. He just you you did like a

933
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: like a palm to palm thing. He put his hands

934
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: out like this, yeah, and I put my hands on

935
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: top or something. I don't remember. It was years ago.

936
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't really remember it, but I just remember being like, ah,

937
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 1: it's working.

938
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 4: Well.

939
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was the Free.

940
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 5: States I went on after I got a divorce, which

941
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 5: and I was so like paranoid and freaked out to

942
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 5: date or do anything and uncomfortable and like I don't

943
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 5: know how.

944
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 2: To do this.

945
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 4: He should be more courteous a guy in the Lexus.

946
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 5: Sorry, carry on, it's a lexus. Uh. That At the end,

947
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 5: we were on the state and was super fun, and

948
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 5: then we were like driving up to my house and

949
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 5: I was starting to get crazy nervous of like, you know, what,

950
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 5: what's this moment going to be? Like, it's so uncomfortable

951
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, like that creepy.

952
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: That's the one thing that sucks about dating in LA

953
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: is like car time.

954
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 5: The car time where it's like you're having a conversation

955
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 5: about nothing and you both know it and it's really

956
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 5: stressed out.

957
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 2: Whatever. This guy just turned to me and put his.

958
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 5: Hand hands out like that, and so then I just

959
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 5: put my hands on his hands and then he I

960
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 5: can't remember what he said, but it was like, you

961
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 5: broke it, broke that weird physical ice. Though I can't

962
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 5: it was the best.

963
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great that's the best fucking trick there is.

964
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're basically silently saying we're gonna take a step

965
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 5: this way now instead of some weird I don't know.

966
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 4: See, what I always tried to do is just touch

967
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 4: the hair.

968
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 1: Like pet I've to I do. You know, I really

969
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: do like all things that would be done to dogs.

970
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much exactly sweet.

971
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone hugs me and pats my back, I absolutely

972
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 4: see it as an endearment.

973
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: Really, Oh my god, I totally do that. But I

974
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 1: do a rub Sometimes I realize i'm doing it. I'm like, Jane,

975
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: why are you doing that? But I have to take

976
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: myself out of it.

977
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 4: Apparently, if you pat someone on top of the head,

978
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 4: though you might as well be spitting in their face,

979
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 4: there is.

980
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 2: A little bit of a dismissal.

981
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 5: Would I would interpret that as being dismissed if I

982
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 5: got pat pat.

983
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: On top of the head. No, no, no, but you

984
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: don't even do that to a dog, No I do.

985
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 4: I go up and I tossle their air, and I

986
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 4: scratch under their chin.

987
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 5: And then you hit him on the nose of the newspaper, and.

988
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 4: Then I go and then I point, I pointed their

989
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 4: vagina and go bat No. No, sorry, that was a

990
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 4: joke from another paper.

991
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 5: Yeah that yes, was that a joke for another time?

992
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 4: Yes? And so for me to just all of a

993
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 4: sudden say, I pointed that was a tig thing. Blame tig,

994
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 4: and she has one, so she can do it. We

995
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 4: live together. Okay, it was me. I actually do that,

996
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 4: all right.

997
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 5: I Also another thing I think is interesting about the

998
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 5: uh pickup artist thing.

999
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 2: Have you heard of trying the thing I said, triangulating?

1000
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: I have not heard that till till you said that.

1001
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 5: It's basically just talking to the person you don't like

1002
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 5: so that the person you.

1003
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: I do that anyway.

1004
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't everyone just a normal oh.

1005
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this palm thing, I can't get over it.

1006
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: It's such a good idea.

1007
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: It just does the work because but then it's weird

1008
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: because like sometimes I've been in that situation, like at

1009
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: a bar or whatever, and I'll be talking to the

1010
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: other friend and then I realized that they are actually

1011
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 1: inherently more interesting. And then you're like, oh, but the

1012
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: other one's like that are looking or whatever. But you're like, oh, no,

1013
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: your friend is talking a lot because they're the only

1014
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: one that has anything to say.

1015
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 4: And then you're really going to feel bad when you

1016
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 4: just go out with handsome teeth.

1017
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't all handsome teeth.

1018
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 4: Handsome teeth boy, he had some rthadonic didn't give him

1019
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 4: anything to talk about.

1020
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 1: There's just like a puddle here, guys.

1021
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 5: Oh, that's I pour water in there at the after

1022
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 5: the dog parks, so my dog. Oh it's intentional, but

1023
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 5: they never drink it all.

1024
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 2: And then I don't clean it up.

1025
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: It just looks like something huge melted. Like you brought

1026
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: an ice sculpture in the car. I forgot about it

1027
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: for coming home.

1028
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 4: But I thought it'd be a fun experiment to see

1029
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: what would happen if we dip the microphones in there?

1030
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 4: Do you want to play science experiment games?

1031
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 5: Nothing in my life is reflects.

1032
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 2: If other people saw, what would they think.

1033
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 5: I just I'm totally out of that phase at this

1034
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 5: point where I'm like, oh, yeah, I better explain your car.

1035
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: But your car is not messy. You don't have I

1036
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: can't be like, but it's not like you have like

1037
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: French fries, like you know what I mean. I feel

1038
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: like as a kid, I always had like French fries

1039
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 1: in my mom's car. They were always like just fries

1040
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: under the seat. You don't have a French fry car.

1041
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: You just have like water, you have like a small pool.

1042
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 5: I have a dog. It's like this is the dog's car,

1043
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 5: and they let me use it on the weekend.

1044
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: I see it, Chris, I haven't even told you so.

1045
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 1: I actually like I love animals, but I hate dog culture,

1046
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: like hate it, like vehemently hated. Like it's you know,

1047
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: it makes me not want to get a dog, like

1048
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: like I think they're crazy. The way LA is about

1049
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: dogs is like, I don't know, it's another level. And

1050
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: New York is big about dogs. But it's more like

1051
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: what breed is it? Like it's more of a show, not.

1052
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 4: Hey are my dogs. I can't believe you didn't come

1053
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 4: to my dogs. Exactly ridiculous.

1054
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: So when I'm I dold here in this before. But

1055
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: she has my favorite dog dynamic of anyone I know.

1056
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: The way she talks about her dogs. It makes me

1057
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: laugh as opposed to like make me like annoyed, which

1058
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: is most people like, it's really funny because what are

1059
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: your dog's names?

1060
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 5: Again? George and Fan friends already.

1061
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: It's like they have like I don't know, it's like

1062
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: sitcom friendship.

1063
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 4: It's so funny every time.

1064
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: And the fact that they rule the car it's so funny.

1065
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, there's water there and you just said,

1066
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 4: oh yeah, yeah, that's water, and then we didn't talk

1067
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 4: about it, and I'm.

1068
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 5: Like, okay, I figured if I could get away with

1069
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 5: not explaining it, I was just going to try it.

1070
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 5: Try that because it's gross and and like I was

1071
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 5: like I looked at it and like, oh, I should

1072
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 5: stick like something in there and stop it up. But

1073
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 5: like everything I do, I'm always like I should definitely

1074
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 5: do that, and that time.

1075
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: Never it'll happen.

1076
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then watch all of Call the Midwife, my

1077
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 5: new favorite British tvation.

1078
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh I haven't seen it, it's so good on Netflix. Yes, okay,

1079
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: I'll watch it. I just watched all three great oh

1080
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: three seasons. Yes, I have a show to invest in,

1081
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: catching up to do right because in England they do

1082
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: Christmas every time England and.

1083
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: I get a cat, I forget that. I'm gonna name

1084
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 4: my cat Craig. I think a cat named Craig that.

1085
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: I might get a cat.

1086
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 4: Wait, every time I get a new cat, I forget

1087
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 4: this has it's happened every time I've gotten a cat,

1088
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 4: which means a cat, your go to name is Craig, right,

1089
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 4: and then I just name him some cat name. Yeah,

1090
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 4: in a panic. It's like we're gonna cut cut his

1091
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 4: balls off? What do we call him?

1092
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 5: Sucks?

1093
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 4: Oh ship. I did have two cats named carn Truck.

1094
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: I thought that was that's cute. It's funny becausehen I

1095
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: was a kid, I used to think that, like like

1096
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 1: pet names like fluffy and scruffy. I always thought those

1097
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: were like really horrible, And as I get older, I

1098
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 1: start to really like them, which I'm not sure what

1099
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: that means.

1100
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 5: But there's nothing funnier than the people at my dog park.

1101
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 5: The names it's so obvious, Like there's a woman who

1102
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 5: named her dog Khalisi. She's always like Kalis get out

1103
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 5: of the.

1104
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 4: Water, and it's like, how dare you talk to the

1105
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 4: mother of dragons.

1106
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 5: That, well, it's this big dumb dog and it's like

1107
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 5: she just didn't think it through, Like, yes, that would

1108
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 5: be cool if.

1109
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: Not sound like a big dumb dog name.

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00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: It's at all I know, it's so hilarious. You didn't

1111
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 5: think this all the way through to the fact that

1112
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 5: think of a name that you're gonna show, yeah, older

1113
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 5: again in front of a ton of people.

1114
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 4: Right, I'm gonna think it through so far ahead that

1115
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 4: I'm gonna name once I have a kid, I'm gonna

1116
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 4: name the animal and live on a street. That's totally normal.

1117
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 4: So when someone does that stupid this is your porn

1118
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 4: name my son or daughter is just it's like, oh,

1119
00:51:54,680 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 4: it's Craig Johnson. Well, okay, who's the next one Johnson? Yeah,

1120
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 4: No one's gonna laugh at my kid.

1121
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 5: Ever, Yeah, what's your porn name?

1122
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 4: Snuffy Kensington.

1123
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:11,760
Speaker 1: Name of street?

1124
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 4: Right, yeah? Yeah, yeah, first.

1125
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: Laslow Briar Creek.

1126
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 4: That's the best ever. Oh, that's the best. Jesus.

1127
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: My parents named our cats like very pretentious names, which

1128
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,959
Speaker 1: I think is why now I'm like, oh, name it bark, Like.

1129
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Larry.

1130
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I'm rebelling.

1131
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 5: Pepsi eucalyptus.

1132
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 4: Oh, that's the best.

1133
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

1134
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 5: She's a perhaps, she's like a particles.

1135
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 4: I'm glad I went first with Snuffy Kensington.

1136
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: You guys have Nuffy Kensington. That's also your snuff film name.

1137
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a porn where and everyone he has to

1138
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 4: pretend to die?

1139
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: What's your snuff film name? What would that? What's the

1140
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: equation for snop film names? You have to come up

1141
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: with one?

1142
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 5: It's it's like your first teacher's first name, and then

1143
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 5: just the name Doe Ellen Doe.

1144
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 4: Oh, because they're dead.

1145
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 5: That's right.

1146
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's exactly.

1147
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 5: That's here, that's exactly. Oh.

1148
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: I like it.

1149
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 4: I like everything we've done so far.

1150
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: It's good stuff.

1151
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 4: Now's now's that moment where we allow ourselves a little

1152
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 4: dead air just to acknowledge the traffic and we're.

1153
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 5: Back traffic on the one on one South. This time.

1154
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 4: Oh uh, slow and steady, but certainly filled with cars. Yes,

1155
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 4: most of them not American.

1156
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: Jimmy, did you travel far enough that you have?

1157
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: What's going on?

1158
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 5: Hey, Jimmy, get up here?

1159
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: She said, I like it treated like a dog.

1160
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 4: That was drinking noises? Sorry?

1161
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 5: Did you come from for? Is there there's a time change?

1162
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 5: Who came from Philadelphia for Pennsylvania?

1163
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1164
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 5: Are you tired?

1165
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: I am quite I'm quite tired. But I feel like

1166
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: I've traveled a lot this past I guess two months

1167
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: like a lot, a lot, like the best I've ever traveled.

1168
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: And so I think I feel guilty now even complaining

1169
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: about like time changes, because you know, you hear those

1170
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 1: things like, oh, jet lag is for like peasants or whatever.

1171
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: So somehow I heard that. I read that somewhere I

1172
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: get one of the girls from Yeah damn, it was

1173
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: one of the girls from like some E show, and

1174
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: I read like something in a magazine where she was like,

1175
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: jet lag is like for poor people, and it stuck

1176
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: in my head. I'm such a monster, And I was like.

1177
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:59,959
Speaker 4: It is jet lag comes from a global travel.

1178
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: I it makes literally no sense. But I when I

1179
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: read that, I was like, it's is so rateleusy because

1180
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: I complain about being tired all the time, and apparently

1181
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,439
Speaker 1: like you're just not supposed to feel you're a certain point.

1182
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 4: People have pills, which people travel more.

1183
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: The private jet is a totally different.

1184
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 5: Thing, and they can afford those bottles of heavy on spray.

1185
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: To set the foundation, set.

1186
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 5: It the moist, set it, set it, and get it.

1187
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 4: Set it.

1188
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 5: I forgot it.

1189
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: Forgot.

1190
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 5: They repaved parts of this freeway, and I have to

1191
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 5: say I like it.

1192
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 4: I like, I like very smooth. Like they decided to

1193
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 4: not pave certain parts though like that.

1194
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: Well because it makes you appreciate the smooth part.

1195
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 4: Because of the contract.

1196
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 5: They're called gratitude stress. It was Oprah's idea.

1197
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 1: Do you really think about every time my driving gratitude strip?

1198
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 4: Because at Reugh streets are for poor people.

1199
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 5: That's right for poor people.

1200
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: You know what's funny?

1201
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 5: I always I would totally react to something like that

1202
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 5: and remember it, because I of course didn't grow up poor,

1203
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 5: but we were definitely like middle middle class, and so

1204
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 5: whatever I think rich people think, it's like I think, oh,

1205
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 5: remember that. So if you can pretend to be rich

1206
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 5: at some point, if you need to be and like

1207
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 5: stuff like that. That's just random bullshit. Were you well

1208
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 5: a test?

1209
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? And it take a little really rich, it's a

1210
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: little glimpse into into their thinking. Yes, do you think

1211
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 1: you're just normal and great? And then you're like, oh no,

1212
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm a shithead. According to this person, I have jet lag.

1213
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 4: Like a p Yeah. I get I noticed that when

1214
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 4: people talk.

1215
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: About village girl a surf.

1216
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 4: Fetch the meat bucket, they didn't even have meat buckets.

1217
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 4: Now I know you're not rich. I get that when

1218
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 4: people talk about colleges and I've never heard of any

1219
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 4: college because it was just assumed that I would go

1220
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 4: to my.

1221
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: Local Yah, where did you go?

1222
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 4: University of Montana?

1223
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

1224
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, which has a great business school you guys, Oh good, terrific.

1225
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 4: But yeah, when someone's like, oh I went to Cornell,

1226
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 4: I'm like the one in Helena, Montana.

1227
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1228
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's a different one.

1229
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 5: That that last job I had, everybody was either Ivy

1230
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 5: League or like USC or UCLA, and they were like

1231
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 5: people were going around saying what school or whatever. Then

1232
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 5: I was just in my mind, like, I hope I

1233
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 5: don't have to say sax State for a year and

1234
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 5: a half.

1235
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 4: Please, don't bring up lacrosse.

1236
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even know what it is.

1237
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 2: I can't even explain the beginnings.

1238
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 4: Of c where'd you play field hockey?

1239
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 5: Oh?

1240
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: I have to go? You know, I played it down

1241
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: in the field.

1242
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 4: Everybody everyone else was on the ice. But I'd like

1243
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 4: to admit play to my own beat of a different trade.

1244
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 4: It's a different sport, isn't it? Ship?

1245
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: Yet? There's no ship I I I'm going to make

1246
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: a huge generalization that literally makes no sense, but I'm

1247
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: going for it. I think that the next generation is

1248
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: not going to care as much about college because there's

1249
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: just going to be so many more entrepreneurs and people

1250
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: who came up with something in high school and made

1251
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: a million dollars and just rolled with it.

1252
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 2: It's just not realistic.

1253
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: So honestly, I was talking to Dan about this, dad

1254
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: is my boyfriend?

1255
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 4: Hello, I have one.

1256
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 2: He palmed me dance the man from the.

1257
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: He had the worst face. Then he did that palm trick.

1258
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 4: And I was like, what do you know? Good boy?

1259
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: But he was we were talking about I was like,

1260
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: I don't even I feel like if my kid was

1261
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go to college, I can't

1262
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: imagine myself being like you must, yeah, because even though

1263
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: I went, I don't. I just don't care and I

1264
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: don't necessarily see the value. I think there are certain

1265
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: situations where it's like undeniable that you have to go

1266
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: because that's the only way to like climb the ranks

1267
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: of what you want to do, like that particular field.

1268
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 4: Doctor and lawyer.

1269
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like other than certified careers, Like what

1270
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: are we doing right? I mean I learned like three

1271
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: things in college yeah, and I don't even Yeah, and

1272
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: learning meeting people that have been like interned since they

1273
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: were nineteen and then yes, basically rows their ranks up.

1274
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 2: In show business. Basically, it's about what you do.

1275
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 5: It doesn't really matter, like your education, because none of

1276
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 5: that applies to actually working.

1277
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 4: Never ever, no one's ever asked, And I've never shown

1278
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 4: my diploma which is framed in my room my college

1279
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 4: to play.

1280
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just no one cares.

1281
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 4: Never come. Yeah, it does not matter.

1282
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: No, you don't matter.

1283
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 5: Are you willing to carry this flat of water into

1284
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 5: the kitchen?

1285
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 4: Yes?

1286
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: Or no? Asking someone do they need a water? Checking

1287
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: back to see do they need a water? It's all

1288
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: about water. Coffee when I want coffee, brown water, college,

1289
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: round electric, different types of water, and can you get

1290
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: it for someone who has more money than you.

1291
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 4: Water is replacing college hydrating. Yeah, it's replacing.

1292
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 2: Smart enough to give and receive water, hydrate the right people.

1293
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: Someday someone will be hydrating you.

1294
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 4: And then information. It's so much easier to just because

1295
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 4: of the way things are now.

1296
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: Definitely say my address on the oh.

1297
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 4: Yeah she could. Sometimes we pass notes in here, it's not.

1298
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: Does that happened upon you?

1299
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll we'll we'll all stop talking and then have

1300
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 5: weird address moments.

1301
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 2: I call them address moments.

1302
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 5: Everyone's trying to cover but I mean like, yeah, I

1303
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 5: do too, but actually we're just reading, okay, reading our phones.

1304
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: Well, that's pretty cool that you guys don't just like

1305
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: bleep it out or cut it out.

1306
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 4: Well, that's that would require editing, which I'd like to avoid.

1307
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 4: I remember when when we did the one with Rob Delaney,

1308
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, and I live up. I'll just

1309
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 4: say the address and you can edit it out later.

1310
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, no, tono have to edit the

1311
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's usually one it probably I.

1312
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: Have never edited it. Didn't know I want to say

1313
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: that all the time. I've only done like, uh, just

1314
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: like you know, stupid little like movies on my iMovie

1315
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 1: on my laptop. I've never just like done is it

1316
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 1: the same program to Okay? I thought there was like

1317
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: a podcast program.

1318
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 4: There probably is. I don't know about it.

1319
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1320
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 4: I am not technically advanced. That's why we've been and

1321
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 4: that we've had to edit it is when someone says

1322
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 4: something that they're embarrassed about, or they actually say I

1323
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 4: don't want that to be on here. But yeah, so

1324
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 4: far the Jamie Lee episode has been nothing but home runs.

1325
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: This is fun.

1326
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 5: Just wait, I love it as Look at how good

1327
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 5: that truck is.

1328
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 4: Oh, that is a nice truck. Tod that car went

1329
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: in front of you, Jamie.

1330
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 5: You don't want to eat?

1331
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 1: Do you do?

1332
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:04,919
Speaker 5: You want to go home?

1333
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: I just need to shower. No, I do want to shower.

1334
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: I do want to eat.

1335
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 5: We could just go to the one on one.

1336
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: Keep it cash, Yeah, let's do that.

1337
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 4: Keep and keep it cash to.

1338
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 5: Keep it cash, Chris, don't put your poems out for

1339
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 5: her to touch.

1340
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 4: No, I mean keep it cash, like we're not going

1341
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 4: to use credit cards.

1342
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 5: Keep a cash, keep it cash.

1343
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 4: I got what it deserved.

1344
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 5: Jamie, are you Are you doing sets in the city

1345
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 5: anytime soon?

1346
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: The city? YEPA ball or wherever they went in that

1347
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: second movie. I love it. Yeah that I know I am,

1348
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: but I can't remember when the next one is. I

1349
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: think next week, but I don't.

1350
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 5: The palis don't remember big Fish, Tacos. Yeah, west Side

1351
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 5: Comedy Center.

1352
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing. Honestly, I don't remember because I didn't. Yeah,

1353
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be here next week. I was

1354
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: supposed to be in New York, but then I had

1355
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: to cancel that. So now I just have like a

1356
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: free week.

1357
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 4: Do you guys want to do the improv on Saturday?

1358
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 4: I'm headlining.

1359
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be so fog Yeah yeah, yes, seriously

1360
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Oh my god, I love that.

1361
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 5: Yeah to do it Saturday.

1362
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 4: Great? So you're doing that set?

1363
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, the spot?

1364
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 4: What if?

1365
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: That's part two? Where we today?

1366
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're trying to get as many of

1367
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 5: these done. Episode guys, let's talk about the other episode

1368
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 5: and highlights, the lights.

1369
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 4: I'm glad that you're both doing my show.

1370
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,959
Speaker 1: That's gonna be that'll be so fun.

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01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 5: Who else have you asked if we were the first.

1372
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I just I don't want to take away

1373
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 4: from you being my friend, but I did just.

1374
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: Find out that's great.

1375
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.

1376
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 1: I oh, that's awesome.

1377
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 4: It'll be great.

1378
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 5: Can we each pick a person that you then ask

1379
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 5: like we get our own picks?

1380
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like an ice bucket, No, but a

1381
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: happy one.

1382
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 4: Do you guys nominate? I nominated? I say, sir Kelsey,

1383
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 4: that's cold to there's a drought happening, all right.

1384
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 5: Did you see that one where the girls on a

1385
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 5: horse and she gives herself the ice, the horse runs

1386
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 5: away and then.

1387
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 2: She falls off the horse.

1388
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm I want That's the first thing I'm doing

1389
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 4: once we push stop record.

1390
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: It's the best, It's really my favorite one was definitely Oprah.

1391
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 1: I only watched like two. She got the two. She

1392
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: was the best one. Just her reaction. It's just it's

1393
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 1: just something funny to watch her get drenched and fall

1394
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: apart as a person. It's really sad.

1395
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to see her with we you have to.

1396
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: And of course it was like she's like, I nominate

1397
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: Gail and Gail. She doesn't her only friend, but.

1398
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 4: Gail and Sterling.

1399
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 1: Are they going strong?

1400
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 4: I think he's just like the volleyball in the Tom

1401
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 4: Hanks movie. He's just a Stetson hat sitting on Gail's head.

1402
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 4: Give me a kiss. Get I mean Stetson's his name Stetson?

1403
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 5: Now?

1404
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love Stetson.

1405
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 2: You're well son, I sun, I'm dating a hat.

1406
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 4: He's just a hat floating in the ocean.

1407
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 2: Oh, look at the kids lines up around the corner.

1408
01:05:56,040 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 4: Oh to see ass, cat, I wonder who's monologuing. Get

1409
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 4: the fuck out of here. I'm sorry, you guys are kidding.

1410
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 4: I love improv. I'm sorry. I love the looseness. I

1411
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 4: love anything. I love how they get mad if you

1412
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 4: get laughs during your monologue. Actually, if you could leave

1413
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 4: the jokes first, it's kind of your spending, So just

1414
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 4: tell a story. Do you not ignore your comedian or

1415
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 4: the other reasons we asked you to do this? And

1416
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 4: just because.

1417
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there's something funny, because like, okay,

1418
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: my boyfriend does improv. I definitely like watching you.

1419
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 4: No offense about what I said, no no, no, no.

1420
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: No, ask cat. You made me realize something like it's

1421
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: kind of weird because okay, so like let's say you're

1422
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: the monologist and you do a monologue and you're really

1423
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: you know, they like specifics, so you're like, you know,

1424
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: detail in the you know, apartment loft that I lived

1425
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: in in outside of Cleveland or whatever it is, the.

1426
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 4: Details sweater was blue?

1427
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, okay, sorry, carry on, but whatever it is.

1428
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: They call that back. It gets a laugh, So it's

1429
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: kind of like they're asking you, hey, can you just

1430
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: be specific? So we get big laughs and we mention it.

1431
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: It's really I like, I never put it together, but

1432
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you're doing a lot of the work

1433
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 1: for them when they get that call back, lest.

1434
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 4: That's why they actually don't they get mad at you

1435
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 4: when you have jokes and get laughs during your story.

1436
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 4: That's man, what of all the asscats listen to this

1437
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 4: and they're gonna hate?

1438
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 5: You know what? We were the number one podcast for

1439
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 5: ass cats and now we're we've sunk to number seven.

1440
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 5: Really yeah, they got a ton of nouns and verbs

1441
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 5: from this podcast, but never again. Actually, when I did

1442
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 5: ask cat, I think that's what it was. It might

1443
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 5: have been Fernando. It was a lower Craft's show. Oh COOLU,

1444
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 5: which was a man's name, not ass cat. That's something else.

1445
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 5: Oh and it was what that?

1446
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 4: Yes, Armando the style, it's a style. It's like a herald.

1447
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 4: Oh is that true, Armando? Yes, Armando is a style.

1448
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 2: It's a whole culture.

1449
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 5: I don't understand.

1450
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 4: It's long form but not store. It's a it's like

1451
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 4: a loose but they did.

1452
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 5: A thing off of a story. I told that was

1453
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,160
Speaker 5: one of hal.

1454
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: And a loose herald, and went went Lloyd's.

1455
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 4: But he used to there.

1456
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: Are Lloyd teams. No, yeah, yeah, there's mod teams, that

1457
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 1: sketch teams, and then Lloyd teams. I believe our video teams.

1458
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 1: Don't quote me on that. Wow, but I think they're like.

1459
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 4: The mod teams all show up on Vespa scooters.

1460
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,440
Speaker 2: And try to cut people the razors.

1461
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: I've never seen that movie, so I literally don't know

1462
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I don't know it.

1463
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 4: I don't I just replaced it with old SKA listeners.

1464
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 4: I don't know what slim pants suits gott. I love

1465
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 4: ending on a note like that, Jamie, you're the best.

1466
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 1: Oh, you're the best. Thanks for picking me up from

1467
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:48,719
Speaker 1: the airport.

1468
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,600
Speaker 4: Of course, we'll give you a ride any well, not anytime.

1469
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,879
Speaker 1: But definitely do your show though, Yeah, see on Saturday.

1470
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 5: That's so excited.

1471
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 4: Go to that.

1472
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm really excited.

1473
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, go to them Saturday, Saturday, the twenty fifth of

1474
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 4: October of October.

1475
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:03,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh great, that'll be so fun.

1476
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 4: My headlining comedy concert.

1477
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,480
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're the openers.

1478
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 4: It's like, well, we'll talk about that once we stop recording.

1479
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do you.

1480
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: Need a Jamie are co headlining?

1481
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 4: After we're done recording, we'll go through the logistics. You've

1482
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 4: been listening to Do you need a Ride? E?

1483
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 6: Y n A r A leaven I you wanna way

1484
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 6: back home?

1485
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.

1486
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 3: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

1487
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 3: us time and turning on engage.

1488
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 5: We want to send you off instil. You want to

1489
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 5: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it. We

1490
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:52,759
Speaker 5: scared or was it fine?

1491
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 4: Now?

1492
01:09:55,040 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 5: Porn? Do you need to ride?

1493
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1494
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1495
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1496
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,040
Speaker 4: Do you need ride?

1497
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1498
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: Do you need

1499
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 4: With Karen and chrissm