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Speaker 1: about you, Dan, What would you talk about on your

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Speaker 1: wake up and everyone's snapchat from beautiful sunrise in Miami.

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's Garrett, Jake, Sam and Brodie. We are

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show for you today. The rest

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Speaker 1: of the show enjoying the Miami son and the Jonas

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Speaker 1: That's who, that's who matters. We chose not to go.

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Speaker 1: We chose not to go. I did walk around and

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Speaker 1: Nate not there, Gandhi not there, Danielle, Nope, you're right, Jake, Yes, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I haven't raging headache, so I had to turn down

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Speaker 1: You're going zip skydiving sky diving line, it would be

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is if you have thirty seconds left

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Speaker 1: up already, Jake? Don't you think we would have mentioned

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Speaker 1: about you? Bertie? So we were talking about that one

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Speaker 1: So I just go, Mom, wearing a tuptop tomorrow. That's

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Speaker 1: the joke. You're like, we were a tuptop tomorrow. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't tell her when I'm traveling uh, flying, And

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Speaker 1: Like I just do what you'd call him that signe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But was there anything growing up that you're actually afraid

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Speaker 1: you going? Sky down? Let take me back this last

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Speaker 1: two days from right to second am in the Pocono Mountain.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna go pro it and live stream it?

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Speaker 1: And against the story. That's the other thing that cost

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Speaker 1: video of it, not if you sneak a go pro in. Yeah. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess I can videographer of the morning shot, I know.

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Speaker 1: But they don't let you so that they can make

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Speaker 1: an actually buy yourself or you got another guy, Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: my two friends. You have to yeah, lean back so

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Speaker 1: he hits the ground first. Well, I'm going to be

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