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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio. Hezaron, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up, Elizabeth Donton? What are you doing here saying

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Speaker 1: it out? You know it's ridiculous? Oh word, I do. Actually, okay,

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Speaker 1: American roller coasters were invented to fight sin and vice.

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Speaker 1: How well, okay, I'm glad you asked. Back in the eighties,

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Speaker 1: there was this dude named LaMarcus Thompson, who, by the way,

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Speaker 1: not a black man. He was selling ladies undergarments and

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Speaker 1: he gets rich, right, He's like, you know what I

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Speaker 1: want to do with all this money I've made from

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Speaker 1: selling hosiery. I want to fight vice and sin. So

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Speaker 1: he goes out to Coney Island, which is like a

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Speaker 1: hotbed of sin at the time, and he's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to clean this place up. So he invents and

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Speaker 1: doesn't invent. He takes the idea of a roller coaster

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Speaker 1: and builds America's first roller coaster, and he's like, now,

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Speaker 1: this should clean up all the drinking in the brothel going.

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Speaker 1: And it did not work at all. So Coney Island

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Speaker 1: is still like a nice Dennis Sin. So the panty

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Speaker 1: king of Coney Island wanted to just scare the sin

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Speaker 1: out of people, and that's why we have roller coasters

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Speaker 1: in a right kind of ridiculous. It's very ridiculous, like

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Speaker 1: that dude Kellogg with the frosted flakes to keep you

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Speaker 1: from pleasuring yourself. Sure, okay, this thing is just it's

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Speaker 1: always the indirect ones, right. I'm gonna fight sin, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna fight moral corruption, and then they give us roller

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Speaker 1: coasters and corn flicks. Sometimes you just gotta let go

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Speaker 1: and let sin do its thing. I suppose might go

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Speaker 1: and let God, let go and let God fight the

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Speaker 1: sin for you. Frosted flakes are gonna help you. You

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Speaker 1: know what else is ridiculous? Pretending to be nobility in

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Speaker 1: order to smuggle glass eyeballs into the country. That is good. Wait,

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Speaker 1: smuggling glass eyeballs is a thing. And then on top

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Speaker 1: of that you put in I'm royalty. I'm loving this.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of things. This is ridiculous Crime a

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Speaker 1: podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons. It's

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Speaker 1: always murder free and one ridiculous. Zaren Elizabeth, I called

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Speaker 1: you here today because I want to tell you about

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Speaker 1: a man with the smugglers Blues Baby blues. That is well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you that one. Thank you. He was

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Speaker 1: the king of black market glass eyeballs. I'm loving black

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Speaker 1: market glass eyeballs. Yeah, I'm talking about Bruno Shoals. Bruno Shoals,

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Speaker 1: Bruno Shoals. He that was his original name. Now he

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Speaker 1: went by a lot of aliases in his time. Will

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Speaker 1: consider that his government name. Then move on right now,

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Speaker 1: because my tiny brain and I are incapable of pronouncing

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Speaker 1: anything in German, I'm going to play a clip of

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Speaker 1: my friend Patrick reading off all of his names. Oh nice,

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Speaker 1: come on, Patrick, Bruno ak a Bruno a k atz

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Speaker 1: ons ak. Thank you Patrick. That was beautiful. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: this cat, no matter what namey was using, was crafty.

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Speaker 1: He was a crafty cat, and he saw a need

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Speaker 1: in the market and he went for it. Yeah. Well see,

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Speaker 1: because a lot of people need prosthetic eyes. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I just didn't realize it was enough of a market

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Speaker 1: true in the past, right, because medicines improved over the years.

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Speaker 1: Back I'm talking about the early nine hundreds here, right,

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Speaker 1: So early nine hundreds. Like if you got an eye injury,

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Speaker 1: of course industrial accidents, all the people who are working

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Speaker 1: You didn't have an eye. Plus, World War two kind

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Speaker 1: of put a run on glass eyes. Now this is

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Speaker 1: slightly after what I'm talking about, but there wasn't just

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Speaker 1: that totally. Well, And so it wasn't when we're talking

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Speaker 1: liquor pun intended. So glass eyeballs reliable business and there

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Speaker 1: were three facets to this industry. So there were the

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Speaker 1: artisans who crafted these eyeballs, and Germans and Belgians made

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Speaker 1: the best eyeballs because of precision, Yeah, totally precise. Apparently

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Speaker 1: they were made largely by peasant families in the Black

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Speaker 1: like a different colors. Well there was one. There's one

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Speaker 1: spirit like said, here you go, time my saliva like

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Speaker 1: a mama bear. Exactly. So you can rent these things, right, Um,

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Speaker 1: I suppose whatever. The French made good ones, but they

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Speaker 1: weren't as exacting as German made eyes. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: would be like, that's it. That's what you get kids, stone,

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Speaker 1: turns out he'd been doing this for eleven years. That's

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't recognize that. Tell what it looks like.

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00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: They're like, whose stomach is this? Um? Do say? Thug life?

422
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: What is that? But so things get lost in the

423
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: shuffle because of you know, like I said, analog paper

424
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: or whatever. Also in the state, things like if you

425
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 1: jumped state lines, you pretty much a brand. Yeah. But

426
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: so enter the New York Society for the Suppression of Vice.

427
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: Nothing gets over all. These guys. They're the Morality Police,

428
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: founded in eighteen seventy three by the New York State Legislature.

429
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: They had to assist authorities in the courts in cracking

430
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: down on immoral conduct and who gets decide what is immoral?

431
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: They did them in the churches, so they're like especially

432
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: concerned about print publications, and they had the powers of search, seizure,

433
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: and arrest. They also got half the money from the

434
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: fines imposed for the crimes. They were the smutbusters. So

435
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: these smutbusters were incentivized defined crimes that they got paid

436
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: off when they found Yes, yes things that's moral. Yeah,

437
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: that's a certain incentive. So the name of the organization

438
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: was changed to the Society to maintain public decency. And

439
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: then they yeah, they just busted it all up, got

440
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: rid of it. In nineteen fifty they're like, there's too much.

441
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: This world is too full of films. Did they give

442
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: up or did they give in? I think they gave in.

443
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: I like that. So let me tell you some of

444
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: their greatest hits. The magazine The Little Review published a

445
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: part of James Joyce's Ulysses where the main character was masturbating,

446
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: so the Society tried to keep the book from being

447
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: sold in the US, and at trial in one the

448
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: magazine was declared obscene and as a result, Ulysses was

449
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: banned in the United States. So they got Ulysses. Yes,

450
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: they they alone got James Joyce. Yes. Two. Raymond Halsey

451
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: a bookstore employee. He gets arrested for selling the quote

452
00:26:54,160 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: unquote obscene novel Mademoiselle Dempon by Field Gautier and I

453
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: do you like my Alex Trebek heavy French? Because of

454
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: the adultery and homosexuality in it. He is arrested, he

455
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: gets acquitted. Now he's just the employee of the bookstore. Yeah,

456
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: he's just a bookseller, not the writer, not the publisher,

457
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: not the owner of the store. Uh. He successfully soothed

458
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: the society for false arrest and malicious prosecution. And this

459
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: is the case that established that literary experts could offer

460
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: testimony in support of a book to guide the judge's opinion. Interesting. Yeah,

461
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: I like all these historical precedents. Right, nine twenties and thirties,

462
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: they fought against what we're called girly pulps, which featured

463
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: what they said was titillating fiction and nude photos. So

464
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: he's like the predecessor to what we would think of

465
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: his playboy pen. They shut down May West's first starring

466
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: role on Broadway, which was a play called Sex. Oh yeah,

467
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: when he became a star, right, and I spent ten

468
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: days in jail. Oh wow. Because of the society. I'm

469
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: wondering if they kind of help these people along the

470
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: way with the reputation, give them some street credit. Two,

471
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: they falsely arrested a bookseller for displaying a book on

472
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: nudism in the store window, and this secretary of the Society,

473
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: John Sumner, he was ordered to pay the bookseller five

474
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: in restitution to come back. Yeah. Four, they rated magazine

475
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: shops and they wanted to confiscate for new magazines. And

476
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: the only reason I'm sharing this is the magazine titles

477
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: are amazing, real boudoir tales. They're real. It's the real

478
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: boudoir tales of real temptation tales. That's a difference between

479
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: boudoir and temptation. Real forbidden sweets. Oh no, that's just

480
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: all about candy. Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm picturing. It's

481
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: a magazine for diabetics. Um. And then real French capers,

482
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: real French. That's my magazine. Now. Teen thirty five, they

483
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: claimed that Jim Tully's novel Ladies in the Parlor was

484
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: indecent and emphasized what they called dirt in the raw.

485
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: Dirt in the raw, guess as opposed to clean, clean, manufactured.

486
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: They didn't play around this society. They were all up

487
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: in everyone's business. Thankfully for us. They published an annual report. No,

488
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: thank goodness. So in thirteen they detailed their interaction with

489
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: none other than Bruno. Bruno he was an eyeball guy.

490
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: Not so much so I'm gonna read to you from this,

491
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: they said. For instance, in August last we discovered a

492
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: person operating as Albert Freuenbach in Berlin, Germany. He was

493
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: sending into this country through the mails, circulars advertising one

494
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: hundred and eleven varieties of obscene books looked at. He

495
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: brings that, he brings the numbers. He brings the numbers

496
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: with eyeballs, he brings the numbers with smut, So it

497
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: goes on. By corresponding with him, we secured the facts

498
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: and recorded reported the same to the Post Office Department,

499
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: with the request that the matter be called to the

500
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: attention of the Honorable Secretary of State, and that he

501
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: asked to instruct our ambassador to Germany to advise the

502
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: local authorities of the operations of this criminal. They wanted

503
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: to call on the ambassador with some smut charge. He did.

504
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: They did so. He is arrested in Berlin. So like

505
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: he they looked through him. They're able to pull up

506
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: his records of getting arrested for yeah, all of those,

507
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: and then um, he they have when he did time

508
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: when he skipped bail um. And then they find they

509
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: were able to track him to this alias Albert. They

510
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: must have connected the alias with Shawn Nowitz. Yeah. And

511
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: well because then in Berlin he's going by the name

512
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: Albert Frauenbach Schultz. Shots. Yeah, he did it himself, and um,

513
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: he used the Bruno von Schonovitz to do his mailing. Um,

514
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: and he had citizenship papers for the US as Schultzbach.

515
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: And he also used had papers that said Bruno, Baron

516
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: Bruno von Schonovits f von Ugensworth, whatever goes on. Do

517
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: you think like in his newsletter or whatever his circular was,

518
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: it's like Baron Bruno's big body, bunch of bodous babes. Yeah,

519
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: it just got like, well it probably had like a

520
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: picture of him, Yeah, exactly, the little character in the

521
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: corner of the piece of paper and there's like you know,

522
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: framing around the guilding and then in the center it

523
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: just smut books with his seal of approval. Yeah, and

524
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: he's holding an eyeball. Um. So the smutbusters they tracked

525
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: down Bruno. They tip off the German government. Um he's

526
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: you know, out of eyeballs into naughty books. And he

527
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: and some other German nationals had what the Society was

528
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: calling an International Gang of Smut Dealers. That's a pretty

529
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: cool title. Yeah, I want to kind of want to

530
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: join that club. What do you guys do? I'm the

531
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: International Gang of Smut Dealers, I G S D. Brother,

532
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: it's a union. Um. They operated out of Berlin, Paris

533
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: and Barcelona local for one. Two. I want to get

534
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: a shirt that says International Gang of Smut Dealers and

535
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: then Berlin Paris, like like those very eighties fashion shirts

536
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: where young I like when you are on a vacation

537
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: in a in a kind of out of the way

538
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: place and they'll a shop will have a T shirt

539
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: with that that's like, you know, Barstow, London, Paris. So

540
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: the American contact for this group was a guy named

541
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: James Emerson, but he also went by the name C. Nash.

542
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: Of course he did, right. So the Society goes to

543
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: investigate period, so it could be any whatever you feel

544
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: like calling him, you know, they go to investigate him

545
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: at his mail drop at US Express Company on West

546
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: in New York and um, he gets wise to him

547
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: and just abandons his mail. This leaves all the checks

548
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: for the smut off he goes. They did manage to

549
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: get to his actual residence in Brooklyn, and they seized

550
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: eight D fifty one photographic negatives, twenty nine films, and

551
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: four electric plates for printing naughty photos. Who collection. Here's

552
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: the cool part though, he also typed up spicy tails

553
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: on his typewriter and he wrote them. Yeah, he wrote

554
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: them on legal sized paper and bound them up to

555
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: look like an official legal brief, so that you know.

556
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: And then he was selling him for anything from fifty

557
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: cents which would be fifteen dollars today, to bucks which

558
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: would be seven like a custom job. Are you tell

559
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: give the names? He does some fiction for you, Yeah,

560
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: so he I really want to read like the I

561
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: want to read both ends of the spect Yes, I

562
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: want to read the cheapo ones and then I want

563
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: to read the ones. Yeah, literature version, in the postcard version,

564
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: like a lot of talk about pillowy exposed flesh flesh

565
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: great phrase. So the society they were able to slowly

566
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: track down the whole organization. They worked with the German authorities.

567
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: Bruno gets arrested and jailed. He does a four month

568
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: bid and then but that's not the last we hear

569
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: state side about old Broom Bruns Albert Fred Brock, this

570
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: is the very same. When we come back, I'm going

571
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: to tell you the weird conclusion to this tale of

572
00:34:47,200 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: smuggling an intrigue. So when we left off, Bruno was

573
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: busted for racy mailings in Germany. Baron Bruno's body Babes

574
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: the Black Fourth. He had a lovely estate outside of

575
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: Dresden at the time, and apparently while the eyeball money

576
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: dried up, he was able to continue his capers, just

577
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: selling porn. So his smart bust and time served was

578
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 1: nineteen fourteen. And I'm going to assume it's early in

579
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: the year. Why is that because the war? Well, no,

580
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: because in September of nineteen fourteen, he pops up in

581
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: a Muskogee, Oklahoma newspaper. Oh there you go, of course, Oklahoma,

582
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: you know, connect the dots. Szaren was right there for you.

583
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,720
Speaker 1: So he's over there in like Creek Country. He wrote

584
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: a letter to an attorney in Muskogee, and the attorney

585
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: found the letter so interesting that he handed it over

586
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: to the local paper and they did an article about

587
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: the letter. His letter that compelling. Why was he writing

588
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: to the lawyer? Seems Bruno lost some luggage while traveling

589
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: on the Midland Valley Railroad in nineteen twelve, and he

590
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: was suing the railroad for damages. So his complaint letter

591
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: about lost luggage is worthy of being printed in the

592
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: paper given the timing. I'm gonna guess that he lost

593
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: his luggage while he was on the run. Yeah, total.

594
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: So he had to give a deposition in the case

595
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: for the American officials to send to the US because

596
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: he's over there. He's in Germany. But he was having

597
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: trouble getting the American consul in Germany to do it.

598
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: Why World War One? Okay, I knew waited. So the

599
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: American consulate was overwhelmed with American citizens looking to get

600
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: out of dodge, looking to get out of Germany, right, okay,

601
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: at a dome, want to volunteer. I gotta get out

602
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: of here. So Bruno he goes to the consulate one

603
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: day and there are fifty five people waiting in line

604
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: for help, and he says unacceptable, and um. He goes

605
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: home and he calls the consulate and he says, can

606
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: I just have this deposition taken and like send it

607
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: myself to the States. Is that is that cool? Is

608
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: that a thing? Put a stamp on it? And they're like, no, sorry,

609
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: the German post office is only going to accept unsealed

610
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: mail that's written in German. It's war time. Oh you

611
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: keep having to remind me I'm there with it, and

612
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: then I forget immediately. That's why I'm here. I'm here

613
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: to guide everyone through these these tales. Uh. The letter

614
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: that he sent to the lawyer that went into the paper,

615
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: he said he had to send that from Austria and

616
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: it took him two hours by train to get there

617
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 1: to be able to send it. And then he said

618
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: that he was sending like two fifty other letters at

619
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: the time. Hello, is it smut? Did you learn nothing?

620
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: He likes to run a con into the ground, this guy.

621
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: I was sending tasteful news and stories about Pillowy Flash

622
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 1: and I just happened to put this one in the

623
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: mail to um. He said that when he was sending

624
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: it from Austria that it would have to be routed

625
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: through either Italy or Asia. I'm not sure why those

626
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: are your choices, um, But what's wild about the letter

627
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: is what comes next. He gives the details about this case,

628
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to send you my deposition, blah blah blah.

629
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: But then he gives his commentary on strategic elements of

630
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: the war. Remember the letter comes to Muskogee just a

631
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: couple of months after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

632
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: Take me out, indeed, so let me read to you.

633
00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: Let me read to you. You're welcome, he said in

634
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: his letter. Insofar as the war is concerned, there is

635
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: absolutely no doubt but what Russia and France will get

636
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: what they deserve. By the time this letter will reach you,

637
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 1: German troops will be besieging Paris and warsaw heavy battles

638
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: are expected honor about August. It is generally known that

639
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: Russia will lose Finland and the East Sea provinces, which

640
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: will become a part of Germany. Poland will become a

641
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: sovereign state, which it should have been long ago. The

642
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: Ukraine will go to Austria and Bessarabia will be given

643
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: to Romania. Serbia will be divided up, the most of

644
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: it going to Austria and what is left to Albania

645
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: and Bulgaria. France will lose most of her colonies, especially

646
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: everything in Africa except Algeria. Italy will get Corsica, UH,

647
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: and then other ones that I can't read on this

648
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: piece of paper, and the newspapers dot com not always

649
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,280
Speaker 1: like the clearest scanning. Belgium is going to just appear

650
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: as a separate state, and the Netherlands will become a

651
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: sovereign state in the German Empire if England should also lose,

652
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: and from what I hear from official sources, there's very

653
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: little doubt. But what she will it will mean the end.

654
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: I wish to say further that there are rumors that

655
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: the United States is going to declare war, but nobody

656
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: seems to know against whom or why he got a

657
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: couple right and the rest. So you'd figure he's writing

658
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: these batty letters and he's just going to live out

659
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: the rest of his days in Germany, sending off naughtiness

660
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: and random letters about the world. We know Bruno. He

661
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: likes to pop up with the ridiculous nous. So no,

662
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: there's more. Nineteen fifteen. Now he's back in the USA,

663
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: right back where he started his smuggling operation. He's living

664
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. So October two, nineteen fifteen, he files a

665
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: petition in the Court of Common please number three, and

666
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: he was asking the court for a name change. What

667
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: do you want to change his name to? Rebecca Regina Corntower.

668
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: He wanted to go from Bruno Carl Schulze to Bruno

669
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: von Schonovitz, Frey har Von unguswirth n Alter Sloan And

670
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I just butchered that, and I apologize,

671
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: but I'm doing the best I can ever hear people,

672
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: if you want to work why this new long name,

673
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: why he's got new charges, Well that's a that's a

674
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: big possibility. He said he was actually the son of

675
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: a German viscount. Official. Yeah, he wants to make it official.

676
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: And then he weaves this incredible tale to the court.

677
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: He says he was born in Saxony in eighteen sixty eight,

678
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: and that his father was a viscount and his mother,

679
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: Marie linden Er. It was a beautiful young German girl

680
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: with a difficult to say names, just twenty one years old.

681
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: It's a little thing. His parents madly in love. And

682
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: he says, but before he was born, the viscount went

683
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: out for cigarettes and never came back. Ah that kind

684
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: of madly in love. So the Viscount he deserts his

685
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: pregnant galt. Was he like a viscount like in jazz terms?

686
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: Was he a quote unquote viscount? Do you play saxophone?

687
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: And they called him the Viscount. I'm gonna go ahead

688
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: and get smokes. She's two months She's only two months

689
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: pregnant at this time, and so he splits. She's despondent.

690
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 1: She marries this she's two months pregnant, bretty much splits

691
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: right when he hears like she's like, oh I'm pregnant.

692
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: He was like, okay, have you seen my bags? He's like,

693
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: I'll be b rb uh. She marries this sad sack

694
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: named Carl Schultz. Oh that's where he gets. So he

695
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: doesn't like his stepfather's name. Yeah, Carl knows about the

696
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: viscount and the pregnancy, and he wants to preserve Marie's honor,

697
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: and he agrees to give the child his name, So

698
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: Bruno becomes Carl's Jr. Look on your face, I want

699
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: to do the whole c s I Miami. Bruno's mom

700
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: divorced Carl nine years later Carl's Sr. Because he renounced

701
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: her and denied his fatherhood of Bruno. So she's like,

702
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: all right, that's it. We're over. Bruno, his mom, and

703
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: the Viscount all now separately. We'll do this. They all

704
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: immigrate to the United States on their own, one at

705
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: a time, one at a time, independent of each other,

706
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: and over time, both Bruno and his biological father, the Viscount,

707
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: they became American citizens. His mom's day illegal, Yeah, she's

708
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: not here with papers, Bruno said. He kept using his

709
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: government name until May d and it was on that day.

710
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: Why yes, his mother, after all those years marries the viscount.

711
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: Get out Bruno thirty two year old at the time,

712
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: the thirty two year old ring bearer. He's like, he

713
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: has a little like Disney movie. He's so happy he

714
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: got his parents back together. The mom's fifty one at

715
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: this point, so you know they finally found each other. Uh,

716
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: and does you have a twin brother? Did you find

717
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: out that he on the dad the whole times holy

718
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: parent trapped h To restore his true place in the

719
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: line of nobility, Bruno had the viscount given Alfa David

720
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: to a Chicago notary public very trustworthy people, yeah, stating

721
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 1: that Bruno is his lawful child and heir and entitled

722
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: to the family fortune. On paper, it's my name, he

723
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 1: gets my wealthy gets everything. We know that Bruno knows

724
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: a lot of shady characters himself, included people who can

725
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: push paper, like the printer who snitched on Yeah. We

726
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: know he has fake documents in the past, official documents. Um,

727
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it was actually the viscount who

728
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: gave the statement, or if the notary was in on it,

729
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 1: or if there was even a visit to the notary,

730
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: or if the viscount even exists. Vicoun't even marry his mom, Like,

731
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm what I was having trouble finding

732
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: out if this because you know, world War Two they

733
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: wiped out all the titles from my understanding in the

734
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: German aristocracy, so trying to track this title, it was

735
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: really hard to track. So there's but there's a part

736
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: of me that thinks that this was like if I

737
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 1: started going around saying that I'm like Baroness Hoosie Watson,

738
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: We're just like, that's not really a title. Liked you guys,

739
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: you just don't know how to translate it. From my

740
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: my title bistowed in Planet California. Um, until we know

741
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: he's a faker, we don't know what part of this,

742
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: if any, is true. In his petition, he as he

743
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: attests that he's not changing his name for the purpose

744
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: of evading any obligation like skipped bail Um. He also

745
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: says he has no judgments or suits pending or threatened,

746
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: So no bankruptcy lawsuits I got yeah, and um, he

747
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: does say, well, I have one possible action in Germany.

748
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: I've been using the name von Shaunovitz instead of Schultze

749
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: for the last fifteen years without authorization from the German courts.

750
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: But you know, it's not a big deal. It's not

751
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: just it's cool. It's cool. So he gives his address

752
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 1: in the petition as thirteen forty two Pine Street, Philadelphia.

753
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: Is there at today really but you can see where, Yeah,

754
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: that would be like an area where because you know,

755
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: they'd be like tenement homes. The newspaper goes to the

756
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: address and is told that no one named Bruno lives there,

757
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: and so then the newspaper Record contacts the attorney listed

758
00:46:53,520 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: on the petition, A. J. Howard rebber reber Um. He

759
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: says he knows nothing about the case when he's on

760
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: the bus. He's the attorney of record. Yeah, so that's

761
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: like the kicker in the article about this whole thing,

762
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: which again wound up on wire service stories about this.

763
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: This guy wants to change his name from a short

764
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: name to a long name, and you see it just

765
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: popping up at all these papers across the country. Influenci

766
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: Our culture was so different back so he that's it.

767
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: At the end, they're like, yeah, I guess what, you know,

768
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: no one's at that address, and the attorney wouldn't get

769
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: back to us, and we should have a decision on

770
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: this next week. And then it never pops up in

771
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: the paper again that things reported on the name changed.

772
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: We don't know if it was approved. The last we

773
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: hear about Bruno in historical documents is May and so

774
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: this is like right before his parents wedding anniversary that year.

775
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: So this is the classification Value Report Bureau of the

776
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: Customs Intelligence Office r B. Yeah, of the c i O.

777
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: They issued bulletin number three seven class called von Schonovits

778
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: Bruno formerly doing business at Hoboken, New Jersey, under the

779
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: name of Schulze bc L where it is said he

780
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: was indicted for smuggling artificial eyes into the United States.

781
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: Von Schonovitz has sent circulars into the United States from Zurich, Switzerland, stating,

782
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: now he's sending circulars. What's on the circulars? I think

783
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: we all know. Now he's coming full circle, stating that

784
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: he has made arrangements to send glass eyes into this country.

785
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: He's back on the glass eye game. And so now

786
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: he's sending circulars from Germany, saying, how about this, I'll

787
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,959
Speaker 1: send him from here well, and he said it says

788
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: He states in his circular that while the laws prohibit

789
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: traffic with hostile countries, they do not prohibit traffic with

790
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: an American citizen which he is living in a neutral

791
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: country like Switzerland, if the goods are made in the

792
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 1: neutral country too. There is some doubt whether the artificial

793
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: eyes to be shipped to the United States by von

794
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 1: Schaunovitz originated in Switzerland or Germany. But with German, that's

795
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: not German. German did see that writing. You can tell

796
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 1: such merchandise should be carefully scrutinized. Therefore, to determine whether

797
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: there has been any violation of the trading with the

798
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: Enemy Act. Trading with the Enemy Act. So he's back

799
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: in the eyeball game. He was in too deep, baby,

800
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: you couldn't get him out. He can't pull yourself out

801
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: that it'll pull you right back. And so now he's

802
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: dabbling with the trading with the Enemy Act. It's good money.

803
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I am positive that he kept up

804
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: his felonious ways until his last breath. I'm thinking it

805
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: is his way. I'm guessing he also probably switched up

806
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: his name again, and that's why we're having been able

807
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: to find anything beyond he just disappears entirelyand can't find

808
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah. So no, I couldn't even find a

809
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: death notice anywhere. Do you think maybe the war? No,

810
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: I think he just I think I'm saying that he's

811
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: over there in a war, you know, like maybe some

812
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: aspect of the war like caused him to either change

813
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: his identity or lose his identity completely and with his mortality.

814
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: Could could be maybe he tries to run a scam

815
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: on somebody in more times and it doesn't play out

816
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: as well. That's true. That could have all these things

817
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: or possibilities and the beautiful possibilities. We get to decide

818
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: for ourselves. I'm gonna get I'm going to say, or

819
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: the Tiger. I'm going to say that he's still with

820
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: us today, polishing eyeballs. Um. So that right there, that's

821
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: the story of the greatest glass eye smuggler of all time,

822
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: not them, not the runner up, the number one, Bruno Schultze, Yah,

823
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: the king of the game taking Bruno Schultze. My ridiculous

824
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: takeaway is the human body will dissolve glass if you

825
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: give it a time. Yeah, that's pretty amazing. I think

826
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: that Bruno is just the embodiment of ridiculous. You know,

827
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: it's ridiculously ballsy to skip out on a sentence and

828
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: then keep getting caught but not have to do anything

829
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: about it. He switches up his illicit activities and then

830
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 1: he gets caught again, and then he walks, he walks

831
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: into a court. Hi, it's me. I want to change

832
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: my name. The name is already on the government papers. Ridiculous,

833
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: a ridiculous hustle. Just never died with him. So um,

834
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: some say he's still out there sneaking glass eyes into

835
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: the country. This to this day, ridiculous crime. First Team

836
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: All American Bruno Shalz. That's it. Thank you for joining us.

837
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm Elizabeth Sutton and I am Elizabeth Dutton. Yes, you

838
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: can find us online at Ridiculous Crime on both Twitter

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