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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.

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Speaker 2: That's funny, it's not mirror.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, okay, let's start with a stroke.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: All right. Can we start the podcast with the fact

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Speaker 2: that Danielle has been poisoning her family.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna give her a heart attack?

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Speaker 5: Man, so upset, like, I had no idea you were

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Speaker 5: supposed to wash all these different kinds of fruit.

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Speaker 2: Not only that, but you've been washing your chicken.

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Speaker 5: Well, I stopped washing my chicken because originally they had

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Speaker 5: said wash your chicken, right, and then a thing came

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Speaker 5: out that said don't wash.

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Speaker 6: They still say both the right.

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Speaker 7: Who is why you've heard that you still wash?

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Speaker 8: Yes, logic would dictate that you you should not wash

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Speaker 8: your chicken.

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Speaker 9: And here's why. Because, first of all, we do know that.

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Speaker 8: If you throw water on it, the bacteria splatters everywhere,

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Speaker 8: So that's a bad thing.

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Speaker 6: You wash it in the sink, in the sink, yeah,

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Speaker 6: your sick is full of bacteria.

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Speaker 9: Now, yes, terrible dirty.

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Speaker 8: So that's a bad thing. But if you're, as we

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Speaker 8: were saying earlier, you cook your chicken. You don't eat

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Speaker 8: chicken raw, So all the bacteria that's on the chicken.

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Speaker 8: If you don't wash, it is left on the chicken,

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Speaker 8: but it burns off, so you're fine.

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Speaker 9: So the logic answer would be, do not wash your chicken.

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Speaker 4: That's the information we have. Now. What if someday in

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Speaker 4: the future we find out that the temperature we thought

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Speaker 4: was killing stuff off at in fact hundred sixty five degrees,

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised.

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Speaker 10: I thought he was about to say one hundred and

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Speaker 10: sixty five percent. I thought he was about to say

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Speaker 10: one hundred and sixty five percent.

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Speaker 5: Washing your bananas washing, get the thing that I've never

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Speaker 5: heard of before. But then here's the thing you guys

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Speaker 5: are yelling at me, like, oh, you don't wash your oranges,

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Speaker 5: you don't wash your your whatever.

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Speaker 7: To me, it's the same as a banana. It has

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Speaker 7: a peel on it.

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Speaker 5: So then if we're washing our oranges, we should probably

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Speaker 5: wash our banana.

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Speaker 4: I think you should watch anything.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, but yeah, but no, here's the thing. The orange.

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Speaker 11: Hold on the orange, I understand, because if you're using

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Speaker 11: your finger to peel it and the outside is dirty,

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Speaker 11: then you're getting the dirty inside and touching the fruit.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes I use a knife.

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Speaker 11: Okay, But then the dirty. The knife is going through

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Speaker 11: the dirty peel and cutting into the flesh.

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Speaker 7: So when you feel your banana your fingers.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, no you don't.

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Speaker 6: But you don't touch the banana.

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Speaker 7: That's a lot of times as you.

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Speaker 6: I don't. I'm good like that. I don't touch the banana.

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Speaker 4: Peel your banana.

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Speaker 2: I don't have the banana either. There's there's my hands.

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Speaker 2: Do not touch the flesh of the banana.

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Speaker 10: Got imaginary banana, imaginary banana? How would you peel it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, he's peeling. Yeah, I haven't.

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Speaker 6: I haven't touched it yet.

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Speaker 2: He hasn't touched it anything. The deep throat excellent.

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Speaker 12: What if you had two bananas to it?

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Speaker 8: He uses the pinch technique, right, Yes, you pinch the

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Speaker 8: end and it slodged into your mouth.

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Speaker 2: It's in.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: See My question is how many times have we unknowingly

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Speaker 2: food poisoned ourselves.

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Speaker 9: Daily?

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Speaker 11: Although here's now you know now that I'm thinking about

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Speaker 11: the banana, though, I do peel the little threads because

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Speaker 11: I won't eat those.

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Speaker 6: So I guess you're right.

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Speaker 8: Well, I guess what if anyone's ever eating a strawberry,

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Speaker 8: you fucked because strawberries are the dirtiest fruit.

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Speaker 9: It doesn't matter if they're organic or not.

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Speaker 6: Was that video real?

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Speaker 8: Securing there's so much pesticides and chemicals, they say, whose

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Speaker 8: they Everyone says the worst that stray.

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Speaker 9: Nobody should be eating strawberries. We should quit eating strawberries.

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Speaker 6: Is that video real?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 12: Huh?

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Speaker 2: I see? Okay, So I asked somebody that's a food

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Speaker 2: scientist and they said it was a little little food scientists.

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Speaker 8: But strawberries are so filthy even when you clean them,

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Speaker 8: you can't.

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Speaker 9: They say that we should just give you.

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Speaker 10: Know you you're just like you're you're like the dinosaur

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Speaker 10: experts that Nate hate so much.

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Speaker 12: Of eat strawberries.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I appreciate the fact that you're giving us

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Speaker 2: this info, which I saw as well, but you seem

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Speaker 2: to be aspousing it, like you tell.

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Speaker 9: You why because I haven't heard that about any other fruit.

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Speaker 6: But why why is the strawberry different than any other berry.

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Speaker 4: We talk about about figs and how bugs go in

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Speaker 4: there and die and you have a carcass. Those can't be.

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Speaker 9: But there's no pestie sprayed on them.

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Speaker 4: They're shit in there.

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Speaker 9: But that's natural, that's.

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Speaker 12: From the earth. So what about apples.

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Speaker 4: Let me sit in.

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Speaker 9: You have to watch apple. You see whatever comes off

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Speaker 9: of them if you put in.

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Speaker 10: But those same pesticides are are being sprayed on apples.

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Speaker 9: Really not the way strawberries are.

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Speaker 4: You know, you absorb.

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Speaker 9: It, right, but you know how difficult it is to

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Speaker 9: keep a strawberry alive.

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Speaker 8: Practice documentary during the pandemic. There was a Netflix special

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Speaker 8: about it and it was all about strawberries and.

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Speaker 9: How it is the filthiest fruit you could possibly see.

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

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Speaker 11: I'm on the Driscolls Berry Advisory Panel and I don't

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Speaker 11: know anything about that because.

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Speaker 9: You guys go on.

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Speaker 11: You just sign up so you can get savings and stuff.

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Speaker 11: But no, your rate, you go, you rate, you rate

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Speaker 11: each container of berries, and for each one you rate,

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Speaker 11: you get points.

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Speaker 8: You know, I'm good because I'm meeting organic strawberries and

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Speaker 8: they're like stop right there, even the organic ones. And

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Speaker 8: they explained how even the organic ones are screwed.

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Speaker 12: Cherry telling me peak pandemic.

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Speaker 10: When we're all watching these new brand new show shows,

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Speaker 10: we movies you haven seen, you're sitting down to watch

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Speaker 10: strawberry documentaries.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and the pesticides all over the place, apparently he's

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Speaker 4: not wrong though. Strawberries, apples, cherries, spinach, nectaries, and grapes

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Speaker 4: all tested positive for massive amounts of pesticide in the

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Speaker 4: actual fruit.

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Speaker 7: Now, what will a pesticide? What will it do to you?

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Speaker 2: If you cancer? Yeah? Well, I mean they don't know

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Speaker 2: exactly what happens when you ingest it, but probably over time.

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Speaker 2: That's not good for your body.

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Speaker 7: That's not somebody I start changing my ways.

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Speaker 2: I mean the only way to truly avoid that is

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Speaker 2: to have like a greenhouse at your home and grow

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Speaker 2: at yourself. Because you don't know what people put on

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Speaker 2: shit it. No, you don't know how things get like good,

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Speaker 2: temperature changes, and you're never.

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Speaker 5: Going to be I mean I eat the grapes, well,

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Speaker 5: grocery shopping like it's not good those right.

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Speaker 6: That's also illegal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, give me a fuck.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 11: I I saw supermarket security grab some lady because she

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Speaker 11: was eating cherries. They're expensive. If you if you're not

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Speaker 11: supposed to eat that stuff, they don't want you.

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Speaker 2: Say how many was she? Was she sitting there spitting

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Speaker 2: the pits out on them?

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Speaker 6: Yes? No, as she was shopping.

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Speaker 11: They were in the top part where the little kid

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Speaker 11: sits in the cart that she was popping in into

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Speaker 11: her mouth as she was shopping. She probably ate a

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Speaker 11: half a pound of cherries.

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Speaker 6: That's like four or five.

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Speaker 10: The packaging of the cherries so poor though, like that bag,

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Speaker 10: like that ziploc bag that it comes in and like

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Speaker 10: it can't close.

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Speaker 11: I mean when we were kids, when we were kids,

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Speaker 11: that were just laid out in a big bin and

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Speaker 11: you had to pick them one by one.

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Speaker 6: Now you just kind of take what they give you.

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Speaker 2: I do think about that when I go to pick

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Speaker 2: apples and I'm looking for the ones with brown spots,

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Speaker 2: so I don't pick them. I'm like, how many other

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Speaker 2: people have touched this?

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Speaker 4: Everyone?

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Speaker 7: But it's with everything you buy.

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Speaker 11: I'm a giant produce snob. Like you can't go produce

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Speaker 11: shopping with me. I take ten minutes to pick out

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Speaker 11: one apple.

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Speaker 4: I so wish you lived closer to me, because I

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Speaker 4: would hire you to do my grocery. Yeah, yeah, I know,

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Speaker 4: you love it.

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Speaker 2: I would do Instacart if I had a shopper like Scott. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but we did Instacart one time, and this stuff we

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Speaker 2: got it was all fucking mushy.

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Speaker 7: You know, it's crazy because I do it.

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Speaker 5: I do it a lot and every and like I

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Speaker 5: will favorite my shoppers.

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Speaker 6: Now you can do.

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Speaker 7: That, Oh, now you can.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I don't do it anymore.

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Speaker 5: Really, there are now you know, there are there are

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Speaker 5: some that I'm telling you they go above and beyond.

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Speaker 5: One guy the other day waited at my door until

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Speaker 5: and he said to me.

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Speaker 7: I didn't want to leave these out and then you

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Speaker 7: would get them all way.

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Speaker 8: I mean, there are others that do not shop for

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Speaker 8: where the longest expiration date is.

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Speaker 9: They'll just take what's in front of me.

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Speaker 5: People that don't even look for like something to replace

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Speaker 5: it if it doesn't have it, Like I'll go back

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Speaker 5: online and I'll go there's ten other things that you

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Speaker 5: could possibly get. They were just lazy and they go.

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Speaker 7: Don't have it.

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, look at Ganti shopper the other day.

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Speaker 4: They just oh my gosh, you're shopper wanting to me.

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Speaker 4: I ordered, I got groceries, ordered groceries to be delivered,

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Speaker 4: and my delivery person or shopper was on a bicycle

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Speaker 4: and said, you're not getting half these groceries because I

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Speaker 4: can't bring them. I'm on a bike. Say goodbye to

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Speaker 4: your water, Say goodbye to these heavy fruits. He was like,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm just gonna mark them all down. Is

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Speaker 4: not here. I was like, you asked. All I really

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Speaker 4: wanted was the water. I wanted the most.

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Speaker 10: Tell them about the replacements too, like, oh, they don't have.

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Speaker 4: This, yeah, because it asks, hey, do you want to

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Speaker 4: replace them with this? He said there were no replacements

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Speaker 4: for anything. If you let this driver tell it. That

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Speaker 4: store had like two things. It had a bag of

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Speaker 4: beans and like cookies, and that was it. I was like,

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Speaker 4: this is bullshit. Brandon was laughing so hard. He's like,

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Speaker 4: that's what you get for being lazy.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 11: Instacart pays the shopper more for heavier items, So if anything,

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Speaker 11: he should have wanted to get the water and everything heavy.

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Speaker 4: I don't think he physically could have brought it.

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Speaker 2: Balance it on your head?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, did you see the video with the guy balancing

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Speaker 8: He was on a shitty bike and he was balancing

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Speaker 9: Yeah, And drove away with it.

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Speaker 12: Impressive with strawberries in there too.

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Speaker 4: Oh, not quite balancing something on their head. But you

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Speaker 4: But the that was whatever, kind of get used to

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Speaker 10: The guy that looked like it was going to work,

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Speaker 4: But he just talked to the guy with his dick out. Like,

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Speaker 2: Looking at dick? Probably for a while. If I'm looking

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Speaker 4: If you knew it was out.

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Speaker 2: Oh that kind of changed.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to look at it, but you know

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Speaker 11: But also what kind of conversation is that? Because that

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Speaker 4: All right, I have no idea what care.

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Speaker 8: But then I get inside my own head and I'm

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Speaker 2: You were caring for the next time a man with

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Speaker 7: Has it never happened to you?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 7: Know that light like that? So that's living in the Bronx.

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Speaker 5: The third time a guy had his dick out and

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Speaker 7: And he tucked it back in as I was getting

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Speaker 5: The other time, I passed my car and the guy's

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Speaker 12: Like, come on, get in.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, get in, like.

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Speaker 5: So the police actually had me in the police car

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 11: I saw that on the steps at Penn Station one time.

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Speaker 11: to Track twenty one jacking it. Oh yeah, And I

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Speaker 4: All right, I don't care. Yeah, we have a Jersey

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Speaker 4: City jerkoff man. Why Jersey City jerkoff man. And I'm

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Speaker 4: my boyfriend, not used to it. So we're walking down

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, the jerk offf manout him.

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Speaker 12: It sounds like a superhero.

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Speaker 2: We were a friend and I just finished innner walking

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Speaker 2: then my friend looks he goes for what lotion and

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Speaker 2: Kleenex and totally jerking it right, yeah, right on the street,

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Speaker 2: looking at girls passing by and just jerking it. And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck is going on this world?

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Speaker 11: I love it, Like Nate and I will text each

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Speaker 11: other throughout the day of things that we see as

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Speaker 6: It's the funny. It's my favorite part of the day.

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Speaker 2: I actually called him because I'd never seen anything like

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Speaker 2: this before. I'm pretty sure it was somebody on meth

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Speaker 2: drop kicking a man laying on the sidewalk like this,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know how you drive past something

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Speaker 2: like you might get with the guy with his dick

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Speaker 2: hanging out and you'd be like, did I just see that? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's what I did, because I can't fully see.

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Speaker 8: What we don't get these shows on the West Side.

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Speaker 8: We go west and we don't have this.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but you live in Jersey City.

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Speaker 9: I was the fifty eleven scary.

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Speaker 4: Live like two blocks for me.

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Speaker 9: I don't know why I don't see any of this stuff.

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Speaker 9: Maybe he won't try it.

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Speaker 12: He does not see it. Though we talked about this.

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Speaker 12: He does not see everything that's going on.

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Speaker 2: Seasons. If you had a man with his dick hanging

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Speaker 9: Realize it might have happened. Actually, think about it.

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Speaker 10: He was strawberry shaming the man with this dick out

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Speaker 10: he's examining. Have you seen those strawberries? Don't mind what's

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Speaker 10: happening down there though.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm trying to get Andrew to come in here

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Speaker 4: and verify the jerk off Man story.

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Speaker 6: But he's busy down the hall.

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Speaker 4: Oh, can't busy.

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Speaker 6: Busy, busy, very busy.

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Speaker 2: That guy, Well, on that note should be on jerk

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Speaker 9: How long has it been the hell of a note?

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Speaker 6: Thirteen minutes?

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Speaker 9: I mean, how about the woman who defecated on the

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Speaker 9: you see the video going around.

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Speaker 8: Oh, a naked woman comes up to a guy, would hope,

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Speaker 8: climbs on the hall and then puts her butt cheeks

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Speaker 9: And the next thing, well, you could just assume that I.

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Speaker 6: Would love to see that from the inside. That's got

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Speaker 6: to be a.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly that's the end. You're getting it

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Speaker 9: from the inside. Wait, is somebody the guy in the car? Yeah,

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, it's all over there. It's a viral video.

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Speaker 4: Send us.

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Speaker 2: Where do I google?

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Speaker 9: If I'm gonna go naked woman sits a windshield? Yes? That,

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Don't spray the wipe or fluid on that.

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Speaker 12: Imagine driving behind that.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: My question is what did he bang it on?

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Speaker 2: Just bang on?

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, But is there corn involved?

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Speaker 9: It's out there?

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Speaker 12: When did I have corn?

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Speaker 9: I don't know. If you're gonna find it?

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Speaker 6: All right, Ral, it's everywhere.

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Speaker 8: It's out there. Well, it was unless someone took it down.

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Speaker 8: It was disgusting, guys. Porn hub it was a couple

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Speaker 7: A windshield.

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Speaker 9: I saw it in my own eyes.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why, but vomit videos make me laugh.

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Speaker 6: I just make me. It's funny to me.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. First of all, all of these take

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Speaker 4: you to dirty porn sites where people are soliciting for this.

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Speaker 9: Ah.

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Speaker 11: Well, it's out there, like I've seen it on a

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Speaker 9: You find it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this one's it is this one it.

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Speaker 9: That's the wall. Oh, it gets good. It's a few

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Speaker 9: sign off.

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Speaker 4: That lady pooping on cars sign off.

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Speaker 6: Bye.

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Speaker 9: That is a lot.

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Speaker 2: It hasn't happened.

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Speaker 9: Here comes here, It comes on the window. Precipice.

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Speaker 10: What is all that? Rather your expressions than than watching.

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Speaker 13: That's the one you start going.

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Speaker 9: I want to see.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye.

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Speaker 9: A fifteen minute morning show