Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you my line and look
Speaker 1: over there. How is that culture? Yes, goodness, let the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I mean, here's a good first question.
Speaker 1: Where do we start? What the hell? What the hell
Speaker 1: can we get to spatially, imprrely, what's going on right now?
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you. You're three ft away from me.
Speaker 1: You're three ft away from me. It's our hot engineer
Speaker 1: dog is ten feet away from me. It's shocking hot
Speaker 1: Epiana and her dog Ace biscuits yards yards away. This
Speaker 1: is suffice it to say, we're all as they say,
Speaker 1: we're all in the same room. This is the first
Speaker 1: studio recording in in the COVID times. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: because because we did record to two moments, let's be
Speaker 1: trans well. I mean, this is this is not to
Speaker 1: take away from the historic nature of today's episode, just
Speaker 1: to provide contacts too. We recorded in the same room
Speaker 1: and that was sort of like that was very energizing
Speaker 1: to be in the same room. And then we did
Speaker 1: record with Sudie Green in your apartment under the guidance
Speaker 1: of Doug, Nanna and Hans this is us. We're back
Speaker 1: in the studio. I have to say, it's a nostalgia.
Speaker 1: It's a euphoria, it's a um, it's an excitement that
Speaker 1: I can't express and speak. I just to We're going
Speaker 1: to get to who the guest is, but we there
Speaker 1: was only one there could we should say we're in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. That means many things. One, I'm wearing a
Speaker 1: jumpsuit and it's sort of become like my thing. I feel,
Speaker 1: I feel an energy. Do you like it? I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you because I'm sort of like
Speaker 1: trying the jumpsuit moment so that I can move into
Speaker 1: like a wrong for a moment, which is tough for
Speaker 1: me because, as we've talked about off air, I have
Speaker 1: a long Torso jester, bestie, you have found a new
Speaker 1: staple in your closets? How does it feel? I didn't
Speaker 1: know this was the part I was going to get
Speaker 1: so emotional. Um, speaking of someone who's worn the same
Speaker 1: silhouette for a really long time. To be able to
Speaker 1: know that you can be thirty one and find a
Speaker 1: new silhouette as a man in Hollywood, which is what
Speaker 1: I am first, and then I'm a brother after that,
Speaker 1: and then I'm a sister is um. I just didn't
Speaker 1: know that I'd be the one inspiring everyone. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You never thinks you're going to have
Speaker 1: the responsibility that happens inspiration radiating. So anyway, the jump
Speaker 1: suit is like, um, it's a vibe vibe um. And
Speaker 1: what did we view that that was really moving to us?
Speaker 1: What did we watch last night? We watched Mortal Kombat. Yes,
Speaker 1: fantastic experience, violent film, violent film, violent film, but some
Speaker 1: really great performances. Specifically from would you like to know
Speaker 1: the name? You've told me her name and we're all
Speaker 1: going to know it something something mcnamany, remember the name,
Speaker 1: Remember the name, Jessica McNamee, Jessica McNamee, who played Sonja Blade,
Speaker 1: who gave some of the most iconic line reads of
Speaker 1: all time. I can't recall it. That's because they were
Speaker 1: all equally iconics. This is the first time in history
Speaker 1: in the culture that's someone in a single film, every
Speaker 1: single line they said was icon on an equal level.
Speaker 1: Not since I want to say, Regina George, not since,
Speaker 1: not since Rachel McAdam says, Regina George, have we seen
Speaker 1: a performance like this now? I, in watching the film,
Speaker 1: Bowen said she must be a stunt woman. I did
Speaker 1: not don't. I don't said I said the truth, which
Speaker 1: is what you said. We were saying, how You're like,
Speaker 1: We're like, did she read for this? Where we were
Speaker 1: as we can? Because here here's what I think. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you the truth? It was such horseshoe theory,
Speaker 1: like we were watching this, we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like who is this actor? And then and then it
Speaker 1: looped back into like, okay, this is actually incredible. Word
Speaker 1: it was we're being completely serious, dead asked this this
Speaker 1: person given iconic performance? She's she was not shunt woman.
Speaker 1: She was she was someone who's been a working actress
Speaker 1: for over fifteen years. And so here's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm actually was a genius performance because it was a
Speaker 1: choice to play Sonja Blade the way she did. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you the qualify it either way? I actually
Speaker 1: will qualify it to the reader what you said to
Speaker 1: me last night? If you was we were like, why
Speaker 1: is this so iconic? Why is this so iconic? And
Speaker 1: I think it is a choice from an experienced actor
Speaker 1: that you said, it's the choice to have every single
Speaker 1: line Sonja says, as if this person, yes, just all
Speaker 1: of a sudden existed in the world, has no prior experience, exactly,
Speaker 1: no prior life experience in any way. She's saying these
Speaker 1: words for the first time in her life. It was
Speaker 1: like the character walked onto the screen and she did
Speaker 1: not exist before. Now she existed only for the movie.
Speaker 1: And that is that is it's one of the most
Speaker 1: and the oscars don't oscars or should I say, don't
Speaker 1: recognize genius in this way. So I'm already starting the
Speaker 1: campaign for your consideration, Jessica mcnameee for Mortal Kombat with
Speaker 1: a K A violent film, but an important film. Guess
Speaker 1: what she gets the marks she hit, She hit all.
Speaker 1: She hit the marks in the in the in the
Speaker 1: in the plot of the movie, she gets the Mortal
Speaker 1: Kombat mark when she kills one of the one of
Speaker 1: the people from out world. You're speaking of the plot, Yes, well,
Speaker 1: you said a spoiler, So good luck with the sharks, honey,
Speaker 1: just watch the film. You know she's going to get them.
Speaker 1: You know she's going to get the mark. She's so
Speaker 1: blast you know number seven. You know she's going to
Speaker 1: get them, the mark. She's blade. I feel a little rusty,
Speaker 1: Can I be Can I be honest? I hate this? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not because you're literally on fire. Now you get
Speaker 1: to play the humble VISI I'm not doing that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying this is really so exciting but also equally
Speaker 1: nerve racking to be in the same room as you,
Speaker 1: my sister, and our guest who Towering, Towering, Towering presents
Speaker 1: Force Light Beacon, one of the best energies in the world,
Speaker 1: and that one could harness um and to know that
Speaker 1: we've harnessed that energy and got it in the same room.
Speaker 1: And let's just say, scheduling this week threw us for
Speaker 1: a loop. Threw us for a loop, but we we
Speaker 1: we were determined to make it work, all of us
Speaker 1: in a studio. And let's just say to that everyone
Speaker 1: on the crew had a hand in this. Everyone on
Speaker 1: the crew. I had a hand in scheduling this episode.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at dou, I'm looking at and I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the guests. I'm looking at my looking at
Speaker 1: my sister hash hashtag, hashtag literally sister life, Literally sister life. Hashtag.
Speaker 1: I'm getting chills because this was the room where we
Speaker 1: invented literally sister life. Do you mind the room where
Speaker 1: it happened? Speaking of singing, the West Side story trailer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, chills from the first second. Mama, Mama,
Speaker 1: the way. The West picture is one the way, It's
Speaker 1: one the way. When Rita Marino marched out into Union
Speaker 1: Station and presented for Best Picture, You're like, the campaign
Speaker 1: is starting a whole year or a whole year ahead
Speaker 1: of time, and I'm banging the drum as they say,
Speaker 1: I'm banging the drum. I can't wait for Mr ansel Ms,
Speaker 1: Rachel Ziegler, Honey, let's shout out the beauty, the beauty
Speaker 1: of her her. Maria Maria, I just met a star
Speaker 1: named Rachel. Oh, that's a rule culture. I've ever seen
Speaker 1: one king number number nine, Maria Maria, I just got
Speaker 1: a star named Rachel. It feels so good to peek
Speaker 1: on the mic in person, Yes, but to also be
Speaker 1: completely in sync. Yes, yes, because because you know that
Speaker 1: delay on zoom speak on it is horrendous and drag
Speaker 1: her and Doug, and Doug does his best every week
Speaker 1: to make it sync up, but sometimes you just can't.
Speaker 1: Can I do you mind? And the soldier might be
Speaker 1: the one tonight, might be that one might be the
Speaker 1: one tonight, our guest whispered to me through the glass
Speaker 1: pane hot. Yeah, we've known this, dilf. Even Dad, I'd
Speaker 1: like to fuck It's rule culture number eleven. Even Dad,
Speaker 1: I'd like to fuck with a hard cake. Um, we
Speaker 1: got to bring the guests. Got our guests is the
Speaker 1: way my voice breaks with emotion as I say and
Speaker 1: icon I said, Well, she was on game show and
Speaker 1: her under her underlying chiron was is a Halloween costume?
Speaker 1: Are you damn? Got him? Got him? Got them all,
Speaker 1: got them all, got to catch them all? The Emmy
Speaker 1: nominated Sorry, sorry, Superstar of the Good Place, The upcoming
Speaker 1: reboot I throw my pen on the table, a league
Speaker 1: of their own, The upcoming season of one of the
Speaker 1: most blue balled shows of our generation, Buried. The balls
Speaker 1: are so blue, the biballs are blue for Berry Mama.
Speaker 1: People confuse it with smurf. People can fee. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of confusion, a lot of confusion in in schools
Speaker 1: and churches at funerals. The children are children. And let's
Speaker 1: just say she'll be starring in a film alongside Jennifer
Speaker 1: Lopez herself. Sorry, sorry, everyone, welcome. Turning to the guests.
Speaker 1: Darcy garden Girl, I'm silently screaming, silently, Oh my god
Speaker 1: to know that that's the American idol judge right now,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I didn't expect that sound to come
Speaker 1: out of you when you walked down here today, as
Speaker 1: where did you come from? Why haven't you been discovered yet?
Speaker 1: Where where are you from? I do they ask that
Speaker 1: I haven't want like along the lines of like where
Speaker 1: have you been? Where have you been? I don't know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but do you know what I listened to you today?
Speaker 1: Like if you thought that, if you thought you knew
Speaker 1: all of her talents this this casually threw a little
Speaker 1: clementine up in the air and backhand underhanded from her
Speaker 1: with her other arm. Also, can I confront you? Of
Speaker 1: course you were more excited to see the clementine than
Speaker 1: you are to see yes, talking about I brought this
Speaker 1: from home, you fucking bitch. That was on the table
Speaker 1: for some reason. I was like, well, jokes on her,
Speaker 1: that's like covid qua were you listening to today, David
Speaker 1: archil Let a crush just speaking of you know, speaking
Speaker 1: of American really just another crop? Do you catch up?
Speaker 1: You don't know this? Do you know it? I don't
Speaker 1: know what that? Well? No, no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm just curious about what why, because there's just like
Speaker 1: a fuss. There's always a fuse that gets lit when
Speaker 1: you're like that, Like there's like the pathway from Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to that song. That's a great, that's
Speaker 1: a great like you would never Yes, yes, yes, what
Speaker 1: was it? I'll tell you let's see. Okay, past guest
Speaker 1: Taylor Trench as one of the best, one of the best,
Speaker 1: one of the best guys right, best episodes, just wonderful.
Speaker 1: And my dear sister Miranda and I were having lunch
Speaker 1: in my backyard with our dogs today. Wait, you, that's like,
Speaker 1: that's a show I want to watch. Pa, just come
Speaker 1: over and let's do it with Also, you so shook
Speaker 1: that he's going back to New York. So I just
Speaker 1: stay silly, silly, silly ass. But um he mentioned somebody.
Speaker 1: We basically we talked about American Idol for a second,
Speaker 1: and his admission was that he stopped watching after Kelly,
Speaker 1: which I respect. But I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the the years in which I watched every episode, how
Speaker 1: far did you make it? Um? Okay, let me just
Speaker 1: think when when did I stop? I mean, I made
Speaker 1: it into like the Harry Conic, j Lo Years and
Speaker 1: the Middle Era. Yeah, and I didn't miss an episode ever.
Speaker 1: You know, it was one of those shows. It was
Speaker 1: appointment TELEVI yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you make it far?
Speaker 1: I didn't make it past. I want to say, I
Speaker 1: think Taylor Hicks Calvin McFee was respect. I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle of both of you. Yeah, I made it through.
Speaker 1: Chris Allen and Adam Lamberg respect. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You guys, You guys did it to the point where
Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, I mean, look, what's too long unless
Speaker 1: you're we're talking sexually, because then it's like you know
Speaker 1: your organs cut that. No, don't, don't. Let's explore it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying something. Dicks are too big, and that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Um, but you know what
Speaker 1: is a skill if you have a big dick? Um? Wait,
Speaker 1: there was a skill of mine I wanted to share,
Speaker 1: which is I know all of the winner's songs. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: go go? Would you like them in order? But of
Speaker 1: course why wouldn't of course there's a moment like this
Speaker 1: which we all I mean, we think we can agree.
Speaker 1: It's one of the most one of the one of
Speaker 1: the most on one of the most songs, one of
Speaker 1: the most songs. And then flying without Wayne Grove and start.
Speaker 1: That's the flying and that's the joy brings. I'm flying
Speaker 1: with song. This is no, That's an incredible song. There
Speaker 1: have been wearing for this is that? That's how I
Speaker 1: feel about right now? Is about title this Wow, the
Speaker 1: title of Early My God, you guys, this is what
Speaker 1: we can. We should keep doing American Idol. But I'm
Speaker 1: feeling crazy. Is crazy and crazy and emotional talk about
Speaker 1: what is this? Are you sort of like, is this
Speaker 1: sort of one of your first in person hangs indoors? Yes?
Speaker 1: But yes, but no because because as you mentioned this
Speaker 1: j Li movie, I did just get back from two
Speaker 1: and a half my in the Dominican Republic where you know,
Speaker 1: where we were like fully indorsed, right But but like
Speaker 1: with friends, it's like the pre the pre life stuff,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, That's what it is, the
Speaker 1: pre life stuff, the pre life stuff. This doesn't even
Speaker 1: bother me. I'm tapping the glasses, you know. Actually, when
Speaker 1: I read in the email shout out to Anna as
Speaker 1: always that there was going to be a glass in
Speaker 1: between us I was a little like why, but also
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it, and I haven't. It
Speaker 1: hasn't bothered me at all. It just is sort of
Speaker 1: what it is. We're in here together. I can't. It's
Speaker 1: like for me as a as a friend of yours
Speaker 1: I'm puting pointing to both of you, but also as
Speaker 1: such a huge fan of the podcast. You guys got
Speaker 1: me through this damn year. Truly, though, it was like
Speaker 1: it was when we all felt and I'm sure listeners
Speaker 1: at home readers you're you're feeling the same way, like
Speaker 1: to have to warm friends that you know so well
Speaker 1: when we were all own. It was and there was
Speaker 1: even a while in the beginning where you guys weren't
Speaker 1: doing it, which was of course you had to not
Speaker 1: do it, and then you I'm just itching my own pit,
Speaker 1: and then you figured out how to do it. And
Speaker 1: I remember that you guys, listeners readers, remember that first
Speaker 1: episode back. It was so warm, It was such a
Speaker 1: warm hug. I felt so like, um, the old It
Speaker 1: just felt like the next the old days in modern times. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it has been a very nice constant to do. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, like I will say this now, doing
Speaker 1: this in person. I'm like, oh god, when can I
Speaker 1: just all best because because Boen is of course, like
Speaker 1: you know, famously in New York for work, famous, and
Speaker 1: so he's got to be there. But I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in New York for like a whole month. This.
Speaker 1: Guys are good at this. I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You guys, your your zooming was fucking perfect. You're zooming
Speaker 1: it was fallows. Yes, was the singing always off? And
Speaker 1: did it almost work that it was a second to
Speaker 1: lay on each of you? Yeah, it almost seemed on purpose.
Speaker 1: Well you know what it revealed? It really revealed and
Speaker 1: one of us did not always know words. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. I don't know, do think about it, because
Speaker 1: it's a great when shut up when one of you
Speaker 1: doesn't know the words and you are committing to it.
Speaker 1: You never don't commit. That's beautiful. Never the final one
Speaker 1: thing that's hard to do. It's like sort of Ellen
Speaker 1: dances at the top of it all that you sort
Speaker 1: of are like, wow, we still have to do this
Speaker 1: on the episode because we've said it is the song
Speaker 1: at the end. Sometimes you wish you didn't have it.
Speaker 1: It's rarely discussed, in fact, it's never just And then
Speaker 1: I feel like lately we've been bad at like both
Speaker 1: knowing exactly what the energy. Sure, but the song is.
Speaker 1: But you know who is keeping all of the songs?
Speaker 1: That a playlist Maddie hinein We Love Maddie Hinn made,
Speaker 1: I would love that. I mean what I want as
Speaker 1: a reader is, yes, I want a playlist of all
Speaker 1: the songs. I want a book of the of the rule.
Speaker 1: I think that there's a coffee table and there should
Speaker 1: be and you know what, how long are we going
Speaker 1: to discuss before we get Okay? I've actually here's I'm
Speaker 1: just going to reveal. I have said this. I've said
Speaker 1: we should do this to Bowen, and Bowen feels like
Speaker 1: we should sit on it and think of think of
Speaker 1: a book idea that we both really like. And then
Speaker 1: we did think of one that we really like, and
Speaker 1: we want to do that. Maybe wait what and what
Speaker 1: was this? Sa Reveel? It? Were you crazy? What? What? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Remember that? Yeah? That was that was an interesting one.
Speaker 1: I thought that was a little unexpected. So anyway, you
Speaker 1: could just PLoP out the rules of culture because it
Speaker 1: is done, and you could just comment, you could do
Speaker 1: a little it's basically like you PLoP them out. You
Speaker 1: maybe do a little blurb on each thing they need
Speaker 1: because they get paid maybe, and honestly it would be
Speaker 1: fun to do. And also we could get someone really
Speaker 1: cool to add it to illustrate each fun like not pictures,
Speaker 1: illustrations And first of all, it's a doctor SEUs. This
Speaker 1: is the full rule Colt number thirty three, illustrations, pictures
Speaker 1: and doctor Wow. We are were four rules deep and
Speaker 1: we are two minutes into the end. The episode only
Speaker 1: been going for two minutes. It's a crazy Things title. Um.
Speaker 1: So let's just say that the rest of them in
Speaker 1: this order are this, this is the night um. And
Speaker 1: then and then there was Fantasias, which was Westkin see
Speaker 1: it in the Stars across the Skies, I believe. And
Speaker 1: then Diana Dugramos was called Dreams, Dreams, Dreams um. And
Speaker 1: then Carrie Carry and I want to be inside You
Speaker 1: take it to the place babb where the star wars. Yea.
Speaker 1: Then we had this one never gets to in respect
Speaker 1: Taylor Hicks, do God, I have I do have so
Speaker 1: much love for Taylor Hicks, which is not not a
Speaker 1: popular API. No, but you didn't pay you didn't have
Speaker 1: the mc fever. I had hot mc fever, and weirdly
Speaker 1: might still like that these person and on Grotta, there's
Speaker 1: kind of person and that is the turn that I understand.
Speaker 1: And I don't want you to just tell me real quickly.
Speaker 1: That means again, she's been, she's been, she's been ridiculed
Speaker 1: in the square she was, she was a main character
Speaker 1: on Twitter for a day. She definitely flopped hard into
Speaker 1: the clowns square. And I guess that's why I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I must be a fan, because I still
Speaker 1: follow her on things. Yes, yes, we have not canceled.
Speaker 1: That is not the word, but that's not the word
Speaker 1: to use it. We're just saying she flopped into the
Speaker 1: When she's flopped into the cown square, it's because there
Speaker 1: were there was donations to the Republican Party found in
Speaker 1: the Year of Our Lord twenty very recently, and that's
Speaker 1: clownish behavior. Funny. Yeah, no, no, okay, I'm gonna unfollow tonight. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I loved her so much that season. I remember remember
Speaker 1: she was incredible, very funny, charged which comedian. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I'm giving I'm giving her so much love right now
Speaker 1: because she's I'm sure she's listening. I don't know her
Speaker 1: to be so funny anymore. Right, she was a funny teen.
Speaker 1: Well she's goofy. She wasn't, damn now. Okay, she does
Speaker 1: videos with her husband, David Foster, and she's often goofy
Speaker 1: in the videos, and the two of them sort of
Speaker 1: have a ship. Okay, So I guess I follow her,
Speaker 1: but I don't follow her because I don't know any
Speaker 1: of this. But that's the early COVID videos of like
Speaker 1: her and David Foster doing like a little variety show.
Speaker 1: They were entertaining the girls. Yeah, yeah, but then but
Speaker 1: there was something off about David Foster. And then the
Speaker 1: documentary we all watched and you realize there's a lot
Speaker 1: off with David auster Offen. Yeah, I did have I
Speaker 1: was really a McPhee fan. I thought her voice was incredible.
Speaker 1: I thought she was funny, and I thought she was
Speaker 1: hot as hell. He was certainly a smoke shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then I did. I had so much love for
Speaker 1: Taylor Hicks. I don't know why. I loved his little voice,
Speaker 1: and I mean, what was up with that dude? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was sort of he sort of performed like He's
Speaker 1: always trying to itch his side with his elbow, and
Speaker 1: he always say like like like dad rock song, Sorry dog,
Speaker 1: sorry dog. Do you do you know the song teg
Speaker 1: Me two of the Pallet? He's not harder than he does.
Speaker 1: Of course he does. Yeah, you know that song take
Speaker 1: Me to the Parlor does? Of course he freaking does.
Speaker 1: Of course he does. Okay, So moving more into contemporary music,
Speaker 1: we then we're of course given the breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1: That was Jordan's Sparks, who famously saying this is mine.
Speaker 1: Do you remember she kind of came out? She she
Speaker 1: she was. She was always so consistently good, but never
Speaker 1: a front runner, and then all of a sudden there
Speaker 1: was no other choice. But literally she she did what
Speaker 1: they say is flying under the radar. And I can't
Speaker 1: remember who her other her competition was, but it was
Speaker 1: so clearly someone else. Blake lewis okay, thank you and
Speaker 1: what are they doing? He was a beat boxer, he
Speaker 1: was so he auditioned as a beat boxer and they
Speaker 1: put him on and then he sort of revealed that
Speaker 1: he could sort of us sing and he made it
Speaker 1: to the end. And that was a really good season,
Speaker 1: like it had like incredible singers on it. But that
Speaker 1: was the final two and then it was just so
Speaker 1: clearly Jordan's and even like I don't remember who the
Speaker 1: maybe top four or five was, but even that she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, of course she's up there, but she's
Speaker 1: not gonna win. I don't know. She just came out
Speaker 1: she really like that was the energy. That was the energy.
Speaker 1: Who do we wish that she would redo No Air with?
Speaker 1: Because it's so because what a good song? Yeah? Rule
Speaker 1: of culture in my house, we don't listen to Chris
Speaker 1: Brown in this house. I actually get weird when I
Speaker 1: hear people playing it. And I'm sure some of I
Speaker 1: know people have reason. I know, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't think they have reasons. And whenever someone plays Chris Brown,
Speaker 1: I look at them and they know they know, they
Speaker 1: know that they shouldn't be playing, no matter what else
Speaker 1: they're doing at the time. If they're setting something on
Speaker 1: fire and Chris Brown is on Bowen is looking at
Speaker 1: them and he's talking like you know you're wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like R Kelly, Yeah right, so did okay? Did? Did?
Speaker 1: Did Gaga? Redid the R Kelly song with? What Christina? Okay?
Speaker 1: So it's I think I think honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think, yes, I'm into it. I love Christina doing
Speaker 1: anything and with that energy. Okay, so Jordan's sparks. Wait,
Speaker 1: so then season seven was who fuck, well, this is
Speaker 1: where things start to get really murky. This is where
Speaker 1: things I definitely to get murky. Was it then Chris Allen?
Speaker 1: And yes, okay, so Chris Allen's song was there are
Speaker 1: no boundaries, no boundary. Yeah, he was a sweetie. He
Speaker 1: was like super sweetie. But was he a better singer
Speaker 1: than Adam Lambert? Because hohobic, you know, god, they were
Speaker 1: freaked and you know who wasn't freaked? Adam Lambert. He
Speaker 1: took that ship in strike. He was like, you will
Speaker 1: be seeing me. I'm going out of me, Like I'll
Speaker 1: be so gay. Yes, he said, I'll be so good.
Speaker 1: He did say that respect respect for Adam Lambert. Honestly
Speaker 1: does he get his flowers? Flowers? He's the lead singer
Speaker 1: of Queen. He's doing fine, but appre he was like,
Speaker 1: diss me, honey. You know what's crazy to think about?
Speaker 1: That was fully two thousand, like eight, oh god, and
Speaker 1: think about how recently that is that he Adam Lambert
Speaker 1: one of I think we could say the gayest man
Speaker 1: in America. And I say that with so much love
Speaker 1: as one of them as well, like that that he
Speaker 1: couldn't be saying on American Idol that he was gay.
Speaker 1: Did he not? I don't remember he didn't, but I
Speaker 1: felt like he I felt like I understood, well, of
Speaker 1: course everybody understood, but I felt like he definitely wasn't
Speaker 1: being like in this song is from my girlfriend back
Speaker 1: at home. He wasn't doing it the way that Clay was. Like.
Speaker 1: He was fully like, not not out like closeted. But
Speaker 1: I remember it was like Adam Lambert had to come
Speaker 1: out and rolling Stone after the show ended because he
Speaker 1: had that iconic sort of of course there was like
Speaker 1: a huge python wrapped around his thigh on the right.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, um yeah that then they're okay, no, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 1: I do. Get a little murky around here. Even though
Speaker 1: I watched it, we had Adam Lambert, he didn't win.
Speaker 1: We had Chris Allen, so then Chris Allen and then
Speaker 1: this is this is where I stopped watching. So that's
Speaker 1: where I that's where I, as they say in the biz,
Speaker 1: fall off, right, yeah, and I and the funny thing is,
Speaker 1: even though I watched every episode and was into it,
Speaker 1: I don't know any of these songs. I mean I
Speaker 1: watched them the one time they performed the Nelly and
Speaker 1: never again. Even being such a Kelly head, which I
Speaker 1: know you guys are too, moment like this is like
Speaker 1: my least favorite of hers. Yeah, I mean it's certainly not. Um.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say she likes it, you know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 1: But I feel like the thing about the reason why
Speaker 1: I like all these songs is because they're so dragon drop, schmaltzy, stupid.
Speaker 1: That's to me, it's my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 1: It's all about like, if we try hard enough, we
Speaker 1: can climb the mountain. If we can climb the mountain,
Speaker 1: we can reach the stars. And if we can reach
Speaker 1: the stars, then thank you everyone who supported me because
Speaker 1: I knew I could do it all along, even though
Speaker 1: there was hard roads. Like that is exactly That's exactly
Speaker 1: what it is. Is They crafted these songs to to
Speaker 1: be like a thank you to this. It's a Joseph
Speaker 1: Campbell hero's journey in a three and a half minute ballad.
Speaker 1: Good job, which which that's not culture is which there's
Speaker 1: value there, Yeah, immense value. What fun. This is the night.
Speaker 1: I mean the title of app this is the night
Speaker 1: unless we but we don't want to put it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta. The doors are open, the doors
Speaker 1: are open close at all times. The doors are open
Speaker 1: at all times of that title of that. So what
Speaker 1: we're gonna say this is the night? I just it's
Speaker 1: coming back to me. And maybe this has come back
Speaker 1: to me on the show in the past, but it's
Speaker 1: I have such an urged reader. Play it right now, yes,
Speaker 1: stop everything can play it right now, and then when
Speaker 1: you come back, you'll understand when I say, keep me
Speaker 1: to your and he it's that are I would go
Speaker 1: with you to the end of that. I've been waiting
Speaker 1: forever be for this. This is the wait. An incredible
Speaker 1: song that that that is, that is beyond the smalty small.
Speaker 1: That's like I've been waiting forever for this. And sometimes
Speaker 1: those writers were like, oh we have a singer. Yeah
Speaker 1: that was the thing. And also another loser on that show,
Speaker 1: and that's you know what what is losing honestly, because
Speaker 1: there's so many like think of that first season wait,
Speaker 1: I mean, of course it should have been Kelly. Think
Speaker 1: of a damn fantagious season like get We Get Real
Speaker 1: Losers Jennifer Hudson's seventh Places at the Heart. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hearror concerning Heart my Heart Radio, but not that, not
Speaker 1: at all. Okay Wait, I was gonna say, Okay, so
Speaker 1: you said stop the pod and go listen to that song.
Speaker 1: I do have to say when when I was listening
Speaker 1: to Taylor Taylor, what the pod? When I was listening
Speaker 1: to was I listening to Taylor Swift? Swift? Yeah, okay podcast? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is one episode where I
Speaker 1: almost wish they were playing the song lightly in the background.
Speaker 1: I didn't do a lot of pausing and listen name
Speaker 1: which she would not like, she would not like, she
Speaker 1: would not like, Oh, she's probably not allowed. We'd probably
Speaker 1: be hearing from Taylor. And then yeah, this is some
Speaker 1: hot gossip that Matt just shared with me. She was
Speaker 1: what did I saying that? The scuttle but is oh,
Speaker 1: give me give me a talk about a culture. Guess
Speaker 1: who is rumored to be halftime show performer next Super
Speaker 1: bowlzz buzz. She not done it before that? She well,
Speaker 1: she used to. She was a diet coke girl. Remember
Speaker 1: she was doing those ads. So it's a persona grata persona,
Speaker 1: that's rights. The word that I know, so pepsis is
Speaker 1: that the same word persona non? Three separate words. We've
Speaker 1: said it before, Okay, tonight, tonight, it's three separate words.
Speaker 1: That means she's not to be spoken in the space.
Speaker 1: That's what the non means in this in this space.
Speaker 1: Person not okay not. I definitely thought that persona gratamate
Speaker 1: very important person. Yeah, it's it's from the from the
Speaker 1: it's from the Latin expression we don't talk about her.
Speaker 1: That's right, you're talking about her in here, that's right.
Speaker 1: That's right. Okay. So so so because of the pepsi
Speaker 1: coke thing she co she wasn't like she was kind
Speaker 1: of barred from ever doing the halftime show, but I
Speaker 1: think I think, look, she was one of her tips
Speaker 1: in her vogues. Every few questions, get a good lawyer,
Speaker 1: a lawyer, and they can tell you anything. That's why
Speaker 1: Bowen and I have silent killers. Silent killers we shout
Speaker 1: you out with absolute fucking snipers. I'm telling you is
Speaker 1: no but I can I can feel with us right now.
Speaker 1: They should do Mortal Kombat would be incredible, their mark
Speaker 1: or whatever you said the question. But the thing is
Speaker 1: lawless victim with good lawyers. It doesn't matter that coke
Speaker 1: and pepsi have an ancient rivalry. They will be able
Speaker 1: to get through coke and pepsi. They have an ancient Yes,
Speaker 1: coke and having an ancient rivalry, and the Taylor Taylor
Speaker 1: transcends the rivalry. That is true, and that is true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she should do that. God should be like, hello, what yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I can't. I actually like, I cannot believe
Speaker 1: she hasn't done yet. But she's not gonna She's not
Speaker 1: gonna play her plucky little folk songs. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be appropriate. Are you ready for it? That's
Speaker 1: today King, I said, you know, we're getting ready for it. Yes,
Speaker 1: And then in my head I kind of sadly thought
Speaker 1: to myself, we probably, like the finale, you know, would
Speaker 1: be shaken off, which might feel good in the moment,
Speaker 1: but I'm never excited. I know, and I know I
Speaker 1: know it's hard. Have you seen her concert? Yeah? Concert,
Speaker 1: one of the best days of our lives, one of
Speaker 1: the best days of our lives. Yeah, Where was I was? I? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was eight and nine two where she did all
Speaker 1: the videos videos and well I also saw reputation which was, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a huge snake. Yeah, I guess I watched the
Speaker 1: Netflix documentary. I was like, I also was there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the the videos in was so funny, right she was.
Speaker 1: I feel like she was like right off camera being
Speaker 1: like talk about me. She's like, oh my god, say don't.
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. Though there is no explanation, there's only
Speaker 1: she did no interviews, the ultimate tailor face. Okay. Another
Speaker 1: thing I just wanted to say really quick is I
Speaker 1: agree with you. Ivy is one of her best songs ever, ever.
Speaker 1: Beautiful song, beautiful, thank you, the taste on Darth sites
Speaker 1: in Cowboy right, and I mean give me. Also, everyone
Speaker 1: needs to listen to Happiness again. Me too, I mean
Speaker 1: I agree, I mean yes it is, and so maybe
Speaker 1: she should. Maybe we are getting a folklore evermore super Bowl. Wait.
Speaker 1: I almost wanted to just sidebar and say, like even
Speaker 1: talking to people, no, just you guys, you guys, you guys,
Speaker 1: like talking in a room where like do we have
Speaker 1: COVID brain? Like like do you know what? Do you
Speaker 1: want to know what this is? This is actually and
Speaker 1: you'll agree with me. This is actual lost culture energy,
Speaker 1: This is lost culture, and this is what we needed
Speaker 1: because you you just look. The Zoom has been fine
Speaker 1: and you guys have killed We had some great episode,
Speaker 1: but but you can't beat this. And it was funny
Speaker 1: when you go. When you guys first went to Zoom,
Speaker 1: I almost was like, no, that's not gonna work. It's
Speaker 1: so I've been in the room and I know that energy,
Speaker 1: and this isn't gonna work, and they're going to try it.
Speaker 1: A couple of times. She was, she was, she was
Speaker 1: calling flop she no. I just thought, let's say well, also,
Speaker 1: I was of the mind like we'll be out of
Speaker 1: this in a month, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: I was like, let's just wait. Waited out. Guys, we
Speaker 1: have like six weeks of this talks. Remember how we
Speaker 1: all said that and then it was a huge shark
Speaker 1: of our life. I know everybody has said this a
Speaker 1: million times, but I do remember, like in California the
Speaker 1: Friday of COVID. I think New York was like the
Speaker 1: week before, two weeks before, but that that cookie Friday
Speaker 1: where everybody went absolutely nut and we and you know,
Speaker 1: you you got your groceries and we went home and
Speaker 1: we watched Contagion like every person, but I do remember
Speaker 1: my husband Jason, who shout out to Jason. Let's just
Speaker 1: say had prince charming charming king charming king charming like
Speaker 1: king tar king like, would let him slap me across
Speaker 1: me too? And I have no, I haven't, but I
Speaker 1: would have probably rule it out. I'm absolutely not. Wait,
Speaker 1: he just he's more um? Would you say so? I
Speaker 1: was just like, I was just laughing because I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't rule anything out. The thing is in relationships,
Speaker 1: you gotta keep it spicy. That means not ruling out.
Speaker 1: No slapping. I'm sure he's slapped me absolutely across the face.
Speaker 1: Have you slapped him? Yeah? I know I have. But
Speaker 1: but out of love come over here. Many lacked hard.
Speaker 1: I have a tendency to get a little um like
Speaker 1: loopy violent loopy yea since I was a damn child. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where it's like that was too hard? Darks And can
Speaker 1: I ask you an uncomfortable question? Have we had sex? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I think I figured that. Yeah, this is real. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, So you look at her sort of redirector
Speaker 1: what are you? It is a great bit if only
Speaker 1: if you could see this bit my gold and look
Speaker 1: that down, look at me and answer this. Were you
Speaker 1: a tickler? Okay? Wait do you mean did I get
Speaker 1: tickled or tickled? Are you someone tickles others? Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I said, not too quickly, because
Speaker 1: here's what I've what I've done and perhaps do. Here's
Speaker 1: what I've done is like, okay, explain what I'm doing
Speaker 1: with my hands, like a little like a little so
Speaker 1: you have your fingers splayed out, fanned out, but then
Speaker 1: you do like a like a little like a little
Speaker 1: rib squeeze in hopes of getting a little like like
Speaker 1: a little like to a kid, you know, like a
Speaker 1: little that's like like a little tiny squeeze. But but
Speaker 1: the like the tickled God, what is tickling? So you
Speaker 1: know what it is. Matt is power. Matt is an
Speaker 1: an unethical tickler. You love to tickle. Well, not not
Speaker 1: in the last few years. But I used to be
Speaker 1: the kind of person that was like, I'm gonna tickle
Speaker 1: you and Bowen, Bowen has been tickled by me. I
Speaker 1: just gonna come out and say this, and I'm taking accountability.
Speaker 1: I'm tickled Bowen thousands of times past consent yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's where we get a little that's actually bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that gets that's where came back. And I got canceled
Speaker 1: in the first episode and you brought it up, bitch.
Speaker 1: I I yeah, tickling can get into like that sort
Speaker 1: of gray edia and I haven't done it in very
Speaker 1: long Yeah, but I mean tickling can be fun, can be,
Speaker 1: but there is that moment where it's like, no, stop, stop,
Speaker 1: and I've said to you and I just want you
Speaker 1: to really hear this. You've tickled me and tickled me
Speaker 1: and I said stop, I don't want you to do that.
Speaker 1: And what do you do a little more? Keep going?
Speaker 1: That's the thing, it's not what do you do? What
Speaker 1: have you done? And I think that we want yes,
Speaker 1: we do need to. We need to forgive. It's getting
Speaker 1: too much getting just got off the phone with Sharon
Speaker 1: was born about this and we agree, and you guys
Speaker 1: are okay, good good. Yeah. It was me, Sharon and
Speaker 1: Pierce all on three way call. Just kidding now, you guys,
Speaker 1: he's kidding. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't tickled no
Speaker 1: one in many years. But yeah, tickling is an interesting one.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I didn't have tickling parents, right, Like
Speaker 1: tickling is a real uncle aunt move right relative. I
Speaker 1: think that's that's the that's how it's passed. If you've
Speaker 1: been tickled, you will tickle. So we're getting dark. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go back to American I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was talking about slapping my husband Jason at the
Speaker 1: first week of the pandemic. What did he say. He's
Speaker 1: more of a he's more of a um doomsday type.
Speaker 1: You know, we have the earthquake backpacks and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Men be like that. And so when you know, when
Speaker 1: when all this damn stuff started, let's actually not talk
Speaker 1: about COVID, but I'll just do Really, he was, he
Speaker 1: was seeing the future of like this is gonna be
Speaker 1: months and months, and I do remember him saying, like
Speaker 1: this is going to go well into the summer. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like, you fool, are you out
Speaker 1: of your fucking mind. I was just like, let's not
Speaker 1: do this. That that is you know, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I thought that people that were being like that, we're
Speaker 1: just like those types of people revealing themselves as those
Speaker 1: people that like to meddle in the darkness of a situation.
Speaker 1: From them. Meanwhile, they were just like seeing literally the future. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when yeah, the two week talk was the
Speaker 1: big one, right for everybody. It was like, okay, lockdown
Speaker 1: for two weeks and even that, you're okay, we're done this.
Speaker 1: This has been talked. I think people haven't been talking
Speaker 1: about I think it merits us talking about it because
Speaker 1: because of what this day is, this is the night,
Speaker 1: this is the nine until we say something. Clay went
Speaker 1: on to run for office. He went on to become
Speaker 1: Megan McCain's best friend, and that makes them a better
Speaker 1: man than Lost Cultures. Thus, because we still have that
Speaker 1: invitation for Megan McCain to come be on the pod
Speaker 1: our producer, Megan McCain our producer, who are she just refuses?
Speaker 1: What what? What? What have you talked to? Have you
Speaker 1: met her? Have you not been on the View? I've
Speaker 1: not been. Well, let's we're gonna We're gonna leave it.
Speaker 1: We want Darcy to be able to go because here's
Speaker 1: the thing. One of my greatest dreams for everyone, I said,
Speaker 1: they get to go on the View, right, so I
Speaker 1: won't do this to you, but what about when you
Speaker 1: guys go in the View. We're not going to be
Speaker 1: on the view because of this is going to be on.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the view. I think I think Megan
Speaker 1: knows the score. Okay, well, I don't think she makes
Speaker 1: the decisions over their girlfriend. Is she there for the
Speaker 1: long haul? How long has she been there? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she's certainly, she's certainly there. But the thing is
Speaker 1: there is of course the open invitation for her to
Speaker 1: come on the pard. I would love to see her
Speaker 1: and if she can charm us we have a death pack.
Speaker 1: If she can get us to say, oh, we like her, actually,
Speaker 1: then we then we did kill Yeah, of course together,
Speaker 1: always together, every way, kill each other, kill each other.
Speaker 1: I would want to kill each other, you would, well,
Speaker 1: I did. I have always said I want to be
Speaker 1: the last thing you see, and that still that could
Speaker 1: still hold true. Each other just now with a damn gun.
Speaker 1: Please no, I take pills. Yeah, yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I think is so chic the cyanide moment. Don't you
Speaker 1: like when someone just bites into like the tooth and
Speaker 1: they go on and they're just gone. That's confidence, that's confident,
Speaker 1: that's that's you. You you're making the decisions so quickly
Speaker 1: and you know that you're going to get to the result.
Speaker 1: Just that's right, that's right, that's sucking. It's it's chic
Speaker 1: as hell, or biting into a glass like I always
Speaker 1: think those little cyanide guys are in like a little
Speaker 1: glass thing. But it's like, bitch, yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: bleed and also I'm going to die, honey. They're hidden
Speaker 1: in their molars. What do you mean? Like literally, it's
Speaker 1: like the way the way that superspies do this, at
Speaker 1: least on film and television, which is you know, of course,
Speaker 1: how I'm consuming this. I'm not actually seeing people from that.
Speaker 1: Let's say c I A, for example, actually do this.
Speaker 1: So this is only how I understand it in media.
Speaker 1: But it's a capsule of cyanide that's like in your
Speaker 1: back molar and then you know, to bite into it
Speaker 1: so that it slips down your throat and that's how
Speaker 1: you go. It lives there forever on their particular nights.
Speaker 1: But what if you what if you laugh? And what
Speaker 1: if energy Absolutely you have it in the side like
Speaker 1: a piece of gum, and then you know when you
Speaker 1: you're like trying to hid your gun from the tea
Speaker 1: shirt or whatever, and it comes to the front. Literally
Speaker 1: and this has happened to me before. You know, you
Speaker 1: eat a Swedish fish and then the gummy burrows right
Speaker 1: into the pulls it out. I have to say. One
Speaker 1: of the most frustrating things is that, and also something
Speaker 1: we experienced last night, which is, right after you eat popcorn,
Speaker 1: good luck to you. Every time I eat popcorn, I
Speaker 1: think to myself, fool, yeah again you you know your
Speaker 1: whole life like you were born yesterday? Yes, And what
Speaker 1: do you hate in the teeth or what about? Like,
Speaker 1: what about? What's this thing I'm pointing to down below
Speaker 1: your tongue in there? Yeah, pieces in there? Get real popcorn?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Popcorn is literally it's it's one of the
Speaker 1: craziest things that exists out there because it's so delicious
Speaker 1: and so you know what, so funny. I was just
Speaker 1: about to say, you know what else this is like corn,
Speaker 1: but forgot they were the same. But they feel totally different,
Speaker 1: vibes entirely completely. One couldn't be wetter, one couldn't be dry.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine watching a movie and like you eating
Speaker 1: corn while you watching a movie. But that's what we're
Speaker 1: doing that you know what I do with the corn
Speaker 1: on the Cord. What is that? You know what this is?
Speaker 1: This is not annoying, this is actually it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a return to youth. It's your inner child. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I really love Sure, I love Corn. Who doesn't
Speaker 1: don't lose her, don't lose her, don't lose that in
Speaker 1: her child. Keep cutting that. You two are people who
Speaker 1: are very in touch with their inner child. I have
Speaker 1: to say I think that is very true, and I'm
Speaker 1: someone who is not. I have probably had to like
Speaker 1: really distance myself from him. And they wanted to know him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I mean no, you're getting him,
Speaker 1: but no, I want to literally know him. I want
Speaker 1: to know Bow at seven. I want to hold him.
Speaker 1: Reveal Today we went to Universal Studios, Hollywood with the
Speaker 1: number one chief reasoning of we wanted to go to
Speaker 1: Jurassic World to see act in the pre show. And
Speaker 1: so he was Mark check Mark. He was amazing. He
Speaker 1: was the highlight of the whole pre show. The highlight.
Speaker 1: Let's just say some of the other actors in the
Speaker 1: pre show. I'm not going to say their names because
Speaker 1: I know they're wonderful people, but they were phoning in
Speaker 1: a little bit and very clearly the eye line was
Speaker 1: going left right to left, right to left, commits just
Speaker 1: reading off a prompter, very clearly, Bradley Daryl Wong was
Speaker 1: reading these lines, delivering them with authority, good always, with
Speaker 1: like conviction comfort. I mean, that character is so interesting.
Speaker 1: Basically you wanted to know more. It was. It was
Speaker 1: a go on moment, and we have to say he
Speaker 1: looked very, very attractive. There was there was reason to
Speaker 1: let's just say not we're loose pants to that day,
Speaker 1: because you know what, you're absolute bon show, you're boner
Speaker 1: boner with the reason the boner. The word boner boner
Speaker 1: is goofy acids. So I mean boners are great, but boner.
Speaker 1: And there's that inner child and I'm so happy to
Speaker 1: see she's here. You know what I mean, She's here.
Speaker 1: Don't lose her, don't don't um. The reason I bring
Speaker 1: that up is because there was a child in front
Speaker 1: of us in the line at one of the eyes
Speaker 1: and he was he was sort of um performing performing
Speaker 1: for his father in a way that was like you
Speaker 1: could tell him he was like sort of an action
Speaker 1: movie and it was just him and the dad and
Speaker 1: the kid might have been like six years old. And
Speaker 1: he was like flopping around in the best way, um,
Speaker 1: sort of like pretending to like duck and cover and
Speaker 1: like tackle his dad and everything. And Boonen looks at
Speaker 1: the boy and he sort of goes under. He's sort
Speaker 1: of set under his breath. I was like that, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you heard that. I hear everything. You're my
Speaker 1: best friend. I thought I was. That was just like
Speaker 1: a thought I had to myself. We were stoned. We
Speaker 1: should say, um that I was. I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like that, Oh my god, And in your mind
Speaker 1: you thought that. I thought that. I didn't think my
Speaker 1: sister could hear it? Can you? You guys are so
Speaker 1: connected and you didn't even comment on it. You know
Speaker 1: what it was like? It was did you watch one Division?
Speaker 1: So it was like the energy of like I thought
Speaker 1: you weren't allowed to talk about anymore in the straits. No,
Speaker 1: it's over. So our rule is that if it was
Speaker 1: over a week ago, we can talk. Can you know?
Speaker 1: Like you like like you weren't allowed to talk about
Speaker 1: it because I don't care at all. I don't care
Speaker 1: at all. Because then I had a lot of people
Speaker 1: reaching out that were like I actually liked that. You
Speaker 1: guys talked about that, talk about whatever you fucking want to.
Speaker 1: Literally before before I make this point, I just want
Speaker 1: to say quickly quick that people judge The Falcon and
Speaker 1: the Winter Soldier too early. It ends really strong and
Speaker 1: Anthony Mackie, y'all know what happened at the end of
Speaker 1: the series, and that is huge, which is spoiler alert
Speaker 1: skift seconds he becomes captain. Yes, I heard that. So
Speaker 1: and also Sebastian stand An outside of being Sebastian stand
Speaker 1: that man can act his as Yeah, he's great. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's so good. I should have just should
Speaker 1: have gotten more recognition for Titania. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were. They had great chemistry. They were so good.
Speaker 1: And I think that he was so good in the
Speaker 1: part and blended in so much with like because he's
Speaker 1: not choey like and so he's just so good in
Speaker 1: that movie. And I was like, why am I trying
Speaker 1: to this day? And it was because it was Sebastian
Speaker 1: stand And there's a moment in the last episode and
Speaker 1: throughout the show where he truly kills it. I love him,
Speaker 1: but um, it was the moment of Bowen saying under
Speaker 1: his breath, I was like, That was the moment in
Speaker 1: one division where they're looking over their twin babies and
Speaker 1: she turns to Monica Rambo and she's and and Elizabeth
Speaker 1: eltons I had a twin killing. And then Monica goes,
Speaker 1: he was called killed by he? What did he say?
Speaker 1: Things started to get started to get very things changed.
Speaker 1: But that that you dropped in and you said that,
Speaker 1: and it was so Elizabeth, You're comparing me to Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Olsen is not a higher thing. Truly, truly, truly. Wow,
Speaker 1: weren't we so impressed? My favorite actors in the world
Speaker 1: are Elizabeth Olson. I'm not that's great. I would love
Speaker 1: to see them in a movie just the two of them,
Speaker 1: like the Yeah, and I'm not talking Avengers. I'm talking
Speaker 1: like a big, big just the two of them. I'm
Speaker 1: talking a big job. I'm talking I'm not talking to
Speaker 1: the Avengers. I'm talking a big movie. But I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you know, big acting. I guess big. But I'm telling
Speaker 1: you that's why I love these New Disney series is
Speaker 1: because this the Disney of it all, the marvel of
Speaker 1: it all, would charge so like bang boom bomb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're giving the girls opportunities to act, I know, and
Speaker 1: if they choose to take that, they can like like
Speaker 1: they you know what you're talking about with the beginning
Speaker 1: of a Jurassic Park. Yes, okay, So you can either
Speaker 1: choose to take that opportunity to fucking act or you
Speaker 1: can just phone it in and they are taking the opportunity. There.
Speaker 1: You can either be Laura Dern looking up at the
Speaker 1: dinosaurs in wonder and giving you the fantasy, or or
Speaker 1: you can name I don't know if name names, or
Speaker 1: you can be one of the girls in the pre
Speaker 1: show today who was reading off a car. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: not going to say which. We're not going to say which. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about um leave the room, okay, yeah, because
Speaker 1: this iss I know, but I can't believe time is
Speaker 1: passing right now. I just want to No, I'm not
Speaker 1: even looking. I just like I have this Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I just I want to just stay here forever. We
Speaker 1: I don't think we have to. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: any rush. Wait, how how Doug, how far along are we?
Speaker 1: How many minutes has it been? Four? Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: we have hours. We're going to trim that, all right. So,
Speaker 1: so this is the deal, leave of their own. It's
Speaker 1: gonna it's it's it's it's been shot as a show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we shot the pilot. Who it's what that's it.
Speaker 1: I feel like such a dumb as I should have
Speaker 1: looked into that. No no, no no, no wait sorry, let
Speaker 1: me let me take that back to B B B.
Speaker 1: We shot the pilot right before pandemic, but we are
Speaker 1: shooting the rest of this scene. Yeah on the books
Speaker 1: where I leave for Pittsburgh in a month. Honey, summer
Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh. Actually cute. That's kind of what we've heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about Pittsburgh, but I keep hearing
Speaker 1: actually cute. I don't mean to say that in a
Speaker 1: very patron any thing way, but it's like, that's actually
Speaker 1: a great way to spend I'm saying, that's a great
Speaker 1: way for you to spend your summer. Yeah, and I'm excited.
Speaker 1: We're all excited. Oh my god, oh my god, Well
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you? I mean, for me, it's just like
Speaker 1: that cast and we had Kate Berlanche. She's literally on it.
Speaker 1: Can you Yeah, she's literally on. I too, was under
Speaker 1: the impression that it was like all shot, but we
Speaker 1: know we're going back to shoot the rest were shooting
Speaker 1: the rest. I know I made that. I made that
Speaker 1: seem like we only shot the pilot. I mean Jamie
Speaker 1: BABBITTT directed Jamie Babbitt amazing, amazing, amazing love her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really wonderful. It was like it feels like
Speaker 1: a lifetime ago, pre COVID. But we um we played
Speaker 1: baseball together for like four months from November to February.
Speaker 1: We played baseball together a few times a week. We
Speaker 1: go to the batting cages like we like kind of
Speaker 1: fell in love like a team, you know, like a
Speaker 1: sports tear. And then and then when we had to shoot,
Speaker 1: it was almost like, um, oh, yeah, we also are
Speaker 1: acting on a show, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: where the period cost period costumes, period, hair, period, lips, period.
Speaker 1: I mean, we saw the photo of you and it
Speaker 1: was shocking, the red hair, and it was it was
Speaker 1: really like wow, like Glamor moment of the year. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like truly a moment cute. It
Speaker 1: was really it was really really really fun. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was fun. Are you would you kill me? If
Speaker 1: I said yes, no, we would actually give you life.
Speaker 1: I am good at baseball and I've always been the
Speaker 1: day I picked up a bat when I was like
Speaker 1: six years old. I want to know what your skills are, Like,
Speaker 1: what are your how would you rate yourselves in sort
Speaker 1: of the five key areas, which are like, I mean,
Speaker 1: we can say batting in terms of getting on base,
Speaker 1: batting in terms of power, defense, speed, and agility, and
Speaker 1: let's say um endurance sometimes of like I'm going to
Speaker 1: sort of touch on all those. Okay, she's a heavy hitter, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's got power on the bat. She has precision when
Speaker 1: it comes to throwing. She's gonna catch the ball. The ball,
Speaker 1: he's gonna catch the ball. And she's got a good arm.
Speaker 1: Does she run fast? She don't write. She's a power hitter, okay,
Speaker 1: And she's um she runs with gumption and and and
Speaker 1: um life, you know what I mean. So in the
Speaker 1: batting order, were we talking three spot, four spot, five spot?
Speaker 1: Of course probably three or four, three or four sorry,
Speaker 1: that's where you want to be, Okay, And she plays
Speaker 1: first base? There we got we don't. We don't need
Speaker 1: speed on first place. We don't need to speed on
Speaker 1: first we just need But also like she's not like
Speaker 1: don don She's getting there, but she's not like they're
Speaker 1: not like, uh, you know who's going to win the race,
Speaker 1: right right, right, We're not we're not putting, we're not
Speaker 1: taking someone off. Second, what is that called like likening
Speaker 1: or something whatever, We're not doing that. But she's also
Speaker 1: here's what else she has. She has the confidence to
Speaker 1: steal a base. Okay, because guess what that's all it
Speaker 1: takes is confident and I want it's all about comption.
Speaker 1: And you little baseball players listening at home, just remember,
Speaker 1: I know, just remember you can steal the base. You're
Speaker 1: going to freak him out by even trying, and they're
Speaker 1: probably gonna not catch, honestly, a non fast person on
Speaker 1: on the So if you're a non fast person on
Speaker 1: face on first base, they're not looking for you to
Speaker 1: steal the base. So take a little take your don't
Speaker 1: understand no, no, your technique, No, your technique on how
Speaker 1: to get back to the base, and also how to
Speaker 1: move No. When during the wind up, you gotta go exactly,
Speaker 1: and don't be fooled. Don't you dare be fooled. Don't
Speaker 1: go too far because if they throw it back and
Speaker 1: you get out because you were leading off too far,
Speaker 1: kill yourself. You'll be you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: you tried it, and also you know who might be
Speaker 1: a flop the catcher, thank you, usually might the catcher
Speaker 1: might not be able to make that throw from the
Speaker 1: home plate to second base. Because this is complicated and
Speaker 1: it pictures so far up its own ass. It's probably
Speaker 1: not even gonna be aware that you're trying to steal.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying little baseball players is steal because the
Speaker 1: pictures they have egos, have the confidence. Anyway, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love baseball. You're talking to someone who was a stolen
Speaker 1: base leader in my league. I believe that. So I
Speaker 1: was not a powerful hitter, but I could get on base.
Speaker 1: In fact, I was like a sort of a bunt
Speaker 1: and so I would always always had a very high
Speaker 1: batting average, and I would I was the stolen base Kim,
Speaker 1: I really really really see this for you. And I
Speaker 1: was the center fielder and I was a very good
Speaker 1: defense at center fields. Yeah, I really love it. But
Speaker 1: nothing I have, I have nothing to add. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just really it's a funny thing to like to play.
Speaker 1: You know, you play sports in school because you're sort
Speaker 1: of like forced into it, and some some is great,
Speaker 1: some can you connect with some you hate or whatever,
Speaker 1: but then you kind of just stop. And I mean
Speaker 1: clearly there are athletes out there that are that's what
Speaker 1: their job is, but most of us you kind of
Speaker 1: just stop. And it was really fun to get back
Speaker 1: into it this far where it was like wake up
Speaker 1: at like practice at seven. So I can't even I
Speaker 1: think I think that like that would be something I'm
Speaker 1: really interested in. Actually, is like doing a baseball league?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you mean like just like an I
Speaker 1: wasna say, after school school down with school. I mean,
Speaker 1: you you can and should. I'm sure there's like gays
Speaker 1: out here in l A that are kidding me, there
Speaker 1: absolutely are. And also like some show you're going to
Speaker 1: be on or right for, we'll have like there, you know,
Speaker 1: like Brooklyn nine nine has a team that yeah, you're
Speaker 1: you're you're playing when the world comes back, which it
Speaker 1: is any day you're playing, I'm playing on playing for
Speaker 1: the team. I'll play with you. Honestly, I would relish
Speaker 1: the opportunity, you know what I would do to you,
Speaker 1: Like if I was on first base and Darcy was
Speaker 1: playing first base and I was going to steal a base,
Speaker 1: this ship talk would be unprecedented. You would feel like
Speaker 1: ship one the time I left that base to go steal,
Speaker 1: but also kind of wink at me. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean afterwards, we would we would we would like
Speaker 1: we would so hug. Yeah, yeah, we would so hug
Speaker 1: your fist bump. But it's really, you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: love this. Is on the floor. He's like, you can't
Speaker 1: believe the sports. I can't believe that. But but it's
Speaker 1: not just sports. It's also like, um, you know, it's
Speaker 1: also you guys are gonna love it. I don't really
Speaker 1: know what to say, but that's fine. Yeah, it's that
Speaker 1: we you know, we it's with it. It's just a
Speaker 1: perfect Um, it's the perfect thing to revisit because it's
Speaker 1: a perfect movie, and it's it's just a perfect It's
Speaker 1: an exciting thing to revisit because it's a show. It's
Speaker 1: serialized the world, the world who doesn't want to return
Speaker 1: to the world, And it's a little you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's not quite so white, and it's not quite so
Speaker 1: very straight. It's better not and it's it's really been.
Speaker 1: It's it's I just I'm loving these scripts and I'm
Speaker 1: really writers and I just can't wait to I can't
Speaker 1: wait to dive in head first into home base fearless,
Speaker 1: Jamie Babbott If Jamy Babbitts directed, it's going to get
Speaker 1: a little gay, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure that
Speaker 1: we're going to have two women kiss on a league
Speaker 1: of their own. Okay, I don't know if we have
Speaker 1: any straight it's because think about what the reality of
Speaker 1: that was though. What I mean, like these girls who
Speaker 1: wanted to play baseball really badly, and what do you
Speaker 1: think that comes with that comes with sapphic desire and
Speaker 1: back in the fourth I mean, whatever, this is not
Speaker 1: new information, but like in the forties, you know what
Speaker 1: was allowed. Nothing was allowed. And guess what, baby, everybody's gay.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gay deep down. And it's so frustrating sometimes to
Speaker 1: know that because you think it gives you sort of
Speaker 1: an edge, and then you realize everyone's gay and hiding it.
Speaker 1: The Bachelor is gay, that's the that's the truth. If
Speaker 1: you're watching the Bachelor, he's gay, yes, And then actually
Speaker 1: the fact that the Bachelor is gay, I'm sorry, it
Speaker 1: makes it less interesting to be gay, Yes, it does.
Speaker 1: Some of the one of the most corporate things it's
Speaker 1: actually unfortunate. It's actually it makes gay. ABC. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it does. It makes gay. So you know what
Speaker 1: the next move is, be straight be I think I'm
Speaker 1: starting it on this episode, being like I'm gonna steal
Speaker 1: the bag and talk shipped to you. Wait, how what
Speaker 1: about the people? What about those of us who like
Speaker 1: the sports just don't stick? Because I really wish that
Speaker 1: like there was something that kind of nothing at all, nothing,
Speaker 1: but but like I guess what I want to say
Speaker 1: is who cares? Right, Like, what what do you? What
Speaker 1: do you? What do you miss? What are you missing?
Speaker 1: I would be I would be like, actually if I
Speaker 1: would if I were to the sport playing type, even
Speaker 1: sort of extra career, um, I would spend less time
Speaker 1: thinking about bullshit that I that I do every single day.
Speaker 1: And you mean like at this stage in your life
Speaker 1: or when you were a kid or what both? When
Speaker 1: I was both both? Oh my god, we need to
Speaker 1: find the right thing for you though, because here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Bowen is actually very strong and his calves are very strong,
Speaker 1: like maybe like soccer, yeah oh yeah, but also it
Speaker 1: maybe isn't just like a typical sport baseball, football, basketball, soccer.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's something like racketball. Maybe it's something like a
Speaker 1: goddamn dance class or like a you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Maybe it's something that is the field. Also, maybe it's
Speaker 1: I was literally about to say, maybe it's improv that's
Speaker 1: what I want. That's what he did in high school
Speaker 1: instead totally so I would have I would have killed
Speaker 1: you didn't even have that. No, but we like you
Speaker 1: want there. I mean, of course, like physical activity is fun,
Speaker 1: but what we really desire is the team is the team.
Speaker 1: But like, but you seem like someone who is very
Speaker 1: plugged into the sports world, Like, are you're the tennis type. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. Okay, I'm not. That's he that's
Speaker 1: her sister, that's my friend tennis fucking type. I mean,
Speaker 1: that person is a tennis head. I mean I I
Speaker 1: worked with Michael Showalter and I brought b straight up
Speaker 1: and the first thing he said was my tennis But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, tennis like all the time. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I heard he's a real competitor, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this competition is fierce. He literally competes. Yeah, he's great.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a tennis or. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever stepped foot on a tennis court. It's actually
Speaker 1: so much harder than you think. It's unbelievably hard. I
Speaker 1: could see you being really good at tennis. I played
Speaker 1: it in high school. Let me finish the first, my
Speaker 1: first I have played a freshman year. Yes, we we
Speaker 1: like had to like play into the latter. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's called last place, last place the entire
Speaker 1: sometimes part of playing is coming in last place. Thank you,
Speaker 1: of course, But I just I was just immediately like
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in this. I just saw. I just
Speaker 1: saw Hello Dolly being performed at my high school. Was like,
Speaker 1: I want to do that, get me in there. And also,
Speaker 1: you know, tennis is a more solo sport. Maybe you
Speaker 1: were craving that that team. I love a team. I
Speaker 1: fucking love a team. And maybe that's why we did
Speaker 1: I don't know, in provenstead of stand up. Perhaps maybe
Speaker 1: maybe I think that and honestly made me feel comfortable
Speaker 1: when I got into sketch in college. Um, I think
Speaker 1: because I was used to working with people, but also
Speaker 1: it was like like sketch writing was like an individual sport,
Speaker 1: and like then sketch acting felt team is so I
Speaker 1: think that because I was like a track kid and
Speaker 1: so we were on a team. But like what you
Speaker 1: were doing was like for your own thing. But I
Speaker 1: did love a relay race. Yeah, yeah, I was on
Speaker 1: my school's four by four Jock Jock, Matt, Matt jock.
Speaker 1: It's not not true. It's also not right, right, right,
Speaker 1: It's just true enough, which is all that matters, as
Speaker 1: long as it's not an outright lie. Right. I mean
Speaker 1: I had varsity letters flying out my You couldn't have.
Speaker 1: They couldn't all fit. There were so many. Yeah, I am,
Speaker 1: here's the real truth. I My real sport in high
Speaker 1: school was water polo. Oh that's hot. I played, yes,
Speaker 1: which you may not have even had at your school school.
Speaker 1: And it was actually like the girls who were a
Speaker 1: incredibly attractive but also yeah yeah yeah, and we like
Speaker 1: to smoke pot. Like it was like, you know, you
Speaker 1: had to be in shape, but like in a different way. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: the thing about swimming is like it's such a good
Speaker 1: way to get into shape, just being in the water
Speaker 1: and learning how to exist in the water and maneuver
Speaker 1: in the water. Like we'll get you in shape and
Speaker 1: you don't even realize it. And also I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what the girls forget to do when they're in the pool.
Speaker 1: You forget to hydrate because you think in the water,
Speaker 1: I don't need to sit. No, you're sweating so much
Speaker 1: more than you realize. So that's actually rural culture when
Speaker 1: you're in the when you're in the water so much
Speaker 1: more than you know. You don't get this on zoom,
Speaker 1: you don't get it would actually be impossible to arrive there.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have it wouldn't have happened. Couldn't have happened, honestly,
Speaker 1: shouldn't have happened. Shouldn't zoom And we'll be right back
Speaker 1: after the break. But anyway, we're back, and we went somewhere.
Speaker 1: And I have to say that only someone that is
Speaker 1: back for their third time as a guest the hat
Speaker 1: trick really could could throw the break in that way.
Speaker 1: And I don't trust anyone else from more to throw break.
Speaker 1: Darcy Darcy one of the few guests to get in there.
Speaker 1: On the rules. Oh, I love the rules. But everyone's
Speaker 1: able to do it, but no one doesn't fear whatever
Speaker 1: is going on. They feel they can't get it on
Speaker 1: on the on the on the rules of culture. It's
Speaker 1: like no, get it on you like making the rule.
Speaker 1: I love it union make up a rule. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: also maybe a reader right now is like shut up,
Speaker 1: and I get that. If you don't understand, if you
Speaker 1: want miss Carden to shut up, I got a different
Speaker 1: podcast for you, honey. It's called it's called card Car,
Speaker 1: called the Daily people that take themselves quote uquote seriously
Speaker 1: and follow the rules and try to make the quote
Speaker 1: unquote world better. It's called Murder Pod. It's murder Podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's know, let's let's I would like to bring something up.
Speaker 1: Has anyone sort of ventured into the mayor of East
Speaker 1: Town of it all? But but I am definitely I'm interested.
Speaker 1: I'm interested. I gotta tell you. I watched the first
Speaker 1: episode and I am very excited that Kate is here
Speaker 1: with a full on, researched Philly accent. And you know,
Speaker 1: I've heard she did the work because when when her
Speaker 1: character was supposed to say the word water, she said
Speaker 1: water and I overdose happened, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is you know, wait, I want you to ask Sudy, like,
Speaker 1: I wonder what a Philly person thinks of this accent.
Speaker 1: So some I tweeted about this and some people sort
Speaker 1: of were like, yeah, but you know there's words where
Speaker 1: she's falling off. But here's what I'm saying, and I
Speaker 1: say this with all the love in the world for
Speaker 1: Kate Winslett, who the second she showed up was creating
Speaker 1: culture right away. And we have to respect that. We
Speaker 1: have to respect sometimes the accent work, ain't we We
Speaker 1: We can hear little little inconsistencies, are accents that important
Speaker 1: to some people. But like she's giving us everything else. Literally,
Speaker 1: this performance is one of her best of all time.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, Mayor of Eastown, she's giving it.
Speaker 1: And she's got a limp. She's got a limp the
Speaker 1: Mayor of Eastwick. Is that the mayor of Eastown? Like
Speaker 1: like Marianne people calling her mayor Mayor of Easttown. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you very good. Also got Jean Smart. We're obsessed
Speaker 1: as Guy Piers. It's very good and it's got a
Speaker 1: really good ensemble cast. Pierce Memento, is that right, Guy Piers?
Speaker 1: Always good? Right? Yeah? And and a wind lit faith
Speaker 1: They were Migether Okay, okay, okay, okay. I ever heard
Speaker 1: of your last name is also the name of the
Speaker 1: title Hello A dream One of the dreams, one of everything,
Speaker 1: of every Mildred cardon, Mildred Rogers, Mildred wish. I want
Speaker 1: to know, can I do what I think is probably
Speaker 1: not well thought through impression of of Kate Winslet winning
Speaker 1: an award. Yes, I'll tell you what it really is.
Speaker 1: It's like a performative. Oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Gather ne'er what she won the Golden Globe, but she
Speaker 1: kept saying to herself out loud. I do feel that
Speaker 1: she might be super competitive, like that might be a
Speaker 1: sign probably intense, an intense person really wants to win,
Speaker 1: because well, she went for so long without win, right, right, right.
Speaker 1: But I do feel like there's whether she's done the
Speaker 1: like fist you know what is this called the fist
Speaker 1: pump jovial Whether she's actually done that or not, I
Speaker 1: feel it from her like God's her essence. Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: this just reminds me. And we're so happy and we're
Speaker 1: about the results of the oscars. But to know that
Speaker 1: Glen has lost an eighth time, you know, your heart
Speaker 1: just goes out. I know that's awful. Well, because like
Speaker 1: she even I don't I don't even love Glenn close
Speaker 1: that much. But to have that be like why does
Speaker 1: that like that becomes your legacy, is that you've lost it.
Speaker 1: It just hurts. It hurts. And the thing is like
Speaker 1: you pretty much look at every time she's lost in
Speaker 1: the person that's one and you're kind of like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: remember when Bonyang was like and I don't even like
Speaker 1: Glenn Close that much, said, I don't love Glenn Close.
Speaker 1: And the thing about Glenn Close is like it's she's
Speaker 1: always so good. But but like, yeah, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I tried to watch A hundred one's Almatians again thinking
Speaker 1: this is the move. It wasn't. She She's insane, She's
Speaker 1: so cuckoo in the movie. But I will say this,
Speaker 1: Emi Stone Cruella, sign me, sign me the hell up? Kirby,
Speaker 1: how that we saw her herbs so happy? I let
Speaker 1: me watch her on any screen, any size, Apple Watch
Speaker 1: to fucking Imax. Yes, I want her the smallest screen.
Speaker 1: I would even watch her on a Quimby Revival, the
Speaker 1: smallest Quimby screen you could ever imagine. And they were
Speaker 1: such small screens, they couldn't have been smaller. The episodes
Speaker 1: are such quick bites. Could you imagine Chump the quick
Speaker 1: bite that existence, alright, Pee, we're still thinking about love.
Speaker 1: You can't stop thinking about you, Quicky. But wow, And
Speaker 1: I will say this, and I think I said this
Speaker 1: to you. If the Joker can be an Oscar winning role,
Speaker 1: there's no reason Cruella can't be an Oscar winning role. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the patriarchy, that's what that is. I'm maybe serious.
Speaker 1: There's no reason Catwoman isn't interesting such a I'm just
Speaker 1: saying you are. Everybody's thinking it and nobody's saying it.
Speaker 1: They're not saying it out loud, thank you, saying it
Speaker 1: under their breath. Small gathering, Universal studios in line, Darcy,
Speaker 1: What are you consuming? What are you watching us? What's
Speaker 1: on your mind? Culturally? Feel like I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: watching every damn thing. I feel like, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: and not the mayor of East Town, of East Town,
Speaker 1: the mayor of the East. I feel like I've I've
Speaker 1: watched everything that has ever existed. I've watched more TV
Speaker 1: in the last blank blank blank than I've ever in
Speaker 1: my life. But why am I watching The Circle? Right? Obsessed?
Speaker 1: And new episodes are out tomorrow? What do we what
Speaker 1: do we a k A today? What do we think
Speaker 1: of Netflix not just dropping them all at once. I
Speaker 1: think they're cheasing out a good thing. They're teasing the girls,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm edging harder than I've ever edged
Speaker 1: in they're teasing the girls in the way like is
Speaker 1: it a different format this season? Same format, but like
Speaker 1: usually Netflix, I believe drops it all in just one chunk,
Speaker 1: and they're giving us three a week. It's wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I fell off the first as you maybe should.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not it's not great. It's sort of
Speaker 1: it's sort of an awkward show. Yeah, well they in right,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm watching for Michelle Bote solely. Yes, she's
Speaker 1: so funny, like and you see her and you're just like,
Speaker 1: I want the show. But it's because it's really a
Speaker 1: voiceover gig. She's essentially slay booking this because it's essentially
Speaker 1: a voiceover gig. And then she does the reunion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and in the voice over gig makes me laugh, Oh
Speaker 1: you're laughing out. Yeah, it's Michelle. She's so funny. But God, basically,
Speaker 1: like there's some twists on the way they do things
Speaker 1: this year in the in the way that's like a
Speaker 1: twist that makes you laugh out loud because it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Like one of the women that went on the show
Speaker 1: was playing Lance Bass and she's like, he's my boss.
Speaker 1: I'm his personal assistant, and so she's like he's playing him,
Speaker 1: she's playing you can catfish on this show. It's basically
Speaker 1: like a social media so yeah, so she's she is
Speaker 1: his personal assistant in real life, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: know every damn thing about him. I'm going to kill
Speaker 1: and she is not killing. So the first thing she
Speaker 1: does is they're like, so Lance, they because they all
Speaker 1: know him, and they're like, so, Lance, you're like rich
Speaker 1: and famous, why are you competing for a hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars And you can tell she's just like it's for charity.
Speaker 1: And then maybe they would have respected that and played
Speaker 1: the game with him. But she made a joke that
Speaker 1: of course didn't read. This is going to be funny.
Speaker 1: She's like, this will be funny, and the joke was like,
Speaker 1: um oh, I'm making money for I'm like saving up
Speaker 1: money for in Sink Reunion tour. And they all read
Speaker 1: it and they were like, oh, that's sucks, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I bet they're laughing right now. She was like they're laughing.
Speaker 1: They get that it's a joke and not the soul
Speaker 1: of these basic people on the show. We're like like,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like that because he's
Speaker 1: got enough money for the tour and he should really
Speaker 1: donate it to charity. And meanwhile she's like yeah, like
Speaker 1: she's always like James so good. Um, yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: not it's not like yeah, it's it's very fun to watch,
Speaker 1: but I'm kind of like giving myself over to more
Speaker 1: reality TV lately. Yeah, just kind of like what you know,
Speaker 1: give me the good with the bad. Yeah, you would
Speaker 1: love the Circle? Yes, I will watch this season. You
Speaker 1: love like you love like. I feel like you're in
Speaker 1: the same zone where it's like you need things to
Speaker 1: turn on to turn your brain off. That's this, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is how lame I am right now. Okay, because
Speaker 1: of the Circle, one of the one of the actors,
Speaker 1: one of the characters on the Circle is this brit
Speaker 1: his girl named Chloe. Okay, who who she's from? Too
Speaker 1: hot to handle? Did you watch to Handle? No? But
Speaker 1: here's something I'm this is where my brain is right now.
Speaker 1: I finished The Circle and was like I want to
Speaker 1: watch the next episode. Damn, there's not until next week. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll start Too Hot to Handle that came
Speaker 1: out a year ago, so right now I'm literally when
Speaker 1: I go home tonight, I'll probably watch an episode of
Speaker 1: last year's Too Hot to Handle. Some of the hottest
Speaker 1: men in the world, just the horniest show. The guys
Speaker 1: Harry and David. Well, isn't that fruit and nuts? Fruit
Speaker 1: and nuts, nuts, Harry and David, Harry and David, Harry
Speaker 1: David we're talking about? Isn't that What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I want to say that there's like
Speaker 1: a fruit and nuts company had almost right, But I'm
Speaker 1: only talking about the hot men name Harry and David.
Speaker 1: David Birtwhistle is the name of one of guys on
Speaker 1: the show. He's the hottest man I've ever seen. Every
Speaker 1: single time you posted Instagram, I have to like it
Speaker 1: and like, is he the British guy? And then there's
Speaker 1: one Australian guy named Harry, of course, who hasn't only fans. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what does that mean? Does he show his weener?
Speaker 1: He shows his all Oh wow, is that really really true?
Speaker 1: He shows this whole hog hog ass a lot of
Speaker 1: times he's netter bending over for the camera. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he gay. But but maybe, I mean maybe I think
Speaker 1: that if Bachelor can, Yeah, I did. I wanted I
Speaker 1: don't know. These guys have a little bit of like
Speaker 1: straight man head, but if that makes sense, like they
Speaker 1: were born to be like I can only be straight.
Speaker 1: But I was like, chill out a little guys test
Speaker 1: the waters. But they're on a reality show that's a
Speaker 1: lot about them being hot, and so it's like a
Speaker 1: little yeah, it's a little gay. I just wanted them
Speaker 1: to like take Somali and chill out with each other,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, Because if you're on a show
Speaker 1: that's about being hot, it's like the people are watching
Speaker 1: are going to be the women, but also the gay men.
Speaker 1: That's who's watching. And you can tell this one guy's
Speaker 1: only fans because I do I do subscribe, and I
Speaker 1: do subscribe. Um he's like, um, hi, my little chicken,
Speaker 1: eas like, and he's talking to like you can tell
Speaker 1: he's talking to men and women. He knows, he knows
Speaker 1: he's got a gay fan base. And that's that actually
Speaker 1: is tough for me lately. And I'm going to say
Speaker 1: something a little bit controversial. I don't know about all
Speaker 1: the queer baiting and queer performance that's happening from straight
Speaker 1: men or men that are like like not not not
Speaker 1: saying what their sexuality is, but like they're always seen
Speaker 1: dating women. I'm not really talking about Harry Styles because
Speaker 1: I think it's cool with Harry Styles because he like
Speaker 1: walks the walk and like he's like fully doing the performance.
Speaker 1: But like whenever I see a straight men just in
Speaker 1: address now, like for a photo shoot or whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know, I know, I feel like, yes,
Speaker 1: let's take away the stigma about what everyone's wearing, Like
Speaker 1: clothes are clothes, like gender is you know, fluid, whatever.
Speaker 1: But when it's like a very straight person or straight
Speaker 1: acting person and they're in address, I'm kind of just like,
Speaker 1: why why are you are? Did you want to do this?
Speaker 1: Or is what is this for? It's it's like what's frustrating.
Speaker 1: What's frustrating is that it's like a mutable thing for
Speaker 1: them that they can turn it on and then they
Speaker 1: go back to being like comfortably a heater o or
Speaker 1: like signal that they're straight. I haven't I don't think
Speaker 1: so money about that about about about straight straight. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey straight is it great? I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. It's basically what this podcast I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think this podcast is basically I don't think
Speaker 1: it's any straight. Rename it, yeah, I think that's I
Speaker 1: think we got it. We name it. That's what it is,
Speaker 1: all right? Where where are we at right now? Can
Speaker 1: I ask? Can I ask one? So? This is the
Speaker 1: this is the point where, this is the point of
Speaker 1: the show, the sort of hashtag point in the show
Speaker 1: where we transition to I don't think so high right
Speaker 1: and I don't think so honey, is one minute where
Speaker 1: we absolutely rail against culture and say what we don't
Speaker 1: think about it? Say that, say that with a hard
Speaker 1: to say in it, say in it that we rail
Speaker 1: against Well. The thing about ran, the thing about I
Speaker 1: don't think Honey that we've sort of discovered is that
Speaker 1: you have to start I don't think so Honey a
Speaker 1: little early, because you have to allow for conversation that
Speaker 1: I don't think so Honey provokes, because we only have
Speaker 1: people on the show that are thought provoking and smart.
Speaker 1: That's start a fire. That's right, that's right, And you
Speaker 1: don't want to you don't want to go three minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. One minute, two minutes, three minutes.
Speaker 1: And that's our show. What are we This is not
Speaker 1: our first episode full we've done this. This is not
Speaker 1: how things are. No bet your bottom dollar that we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about. We're going to follow up on
Speaker 1: the points that were made. That's right, okay, you bet
Speaker 1: your bottom dollars, your bottom doll hair. I do love
Speaker 1: doll hair jokes. I love doll hair. Let's always say
Speaker 1: doll hair. If you're saying okay, rule of culture, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, if you're rule of culture number one seventy nine,
Speaker 1: if you're saying instead dollar hair, electric electric chair, pretty good,
Speaker 1: pretty good, one seventy nine. If you're saying doll hair chair. Now,
Speaker 1: the readers are never going to say dollar again. They
Speaker 1: were right behind them with a very large chair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in out, I have one, you have and I yeah,
Speaker 1: we just have one? Okay, Oh my god? I do
Speaker 1: do you guys feel how to together? Okay? This is
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers is I don't think so, honey. And as
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Governor Caitlin
Speaker 1: Jenner Okay, so this can't happen. But here's the deal.
Speaker 1: She's an unprecedented bad person. We cannot be having her
Speaker 1: run the government. If there was going to be a
Speaker 1: member of the Jenner family nay, a Jenner parent who
Speaker 1: is going to run California, it should be Chris because
Speaker 1: we know she can run an economy. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you about Caitlin Jenner. The only thing she can run
Speaker 1: is her goddamn mouth. And this and that was a
Speaker 1: Caitlyn Jenner impression that was fine. She has a lot
Speaker 1: of people from the Trump campaign on her fucking team
Speaker 1: and the only reason she's not a Trumper at this
Speaker 1: point is because she finally way too late, was like, huh,
Speaker 1: maybe he's great for trans stuff. So her community needed
Speaker 1: to be attacked for her say I don't like Trump,
Speaker 1: This would be bad. I really don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And don't know about this recall of Gavin Newsome, because
Speaker 1: if he doesn't get out fifty percent of the vote,
Speaker 1: the second place person is gonna be the governor, no
Speaker 1: matter if they have a majority or not, and that
Speaker 1: could be Caitlyn Jenner. If we've learned nothing from we're
Speaker 1: not gonna Chase her out. I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: am nervous about I know, because look, is Gavin not
Speaker 1: good with California is in ship shape. But we're recalling
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom. And the way this works, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: now you know, is if he doesn't get of people
Speaker 1: voting for him to stay in office, then the second
Speaker 1: place person is the governor. That's the way it works. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: his election is actually supposed to be next year anyway,
Speaker 1: So I think we should wait because that is how
Speaker 1: we end up with either a Republican governor or someone
Speaker 1: like like worse. And now Randy Quaid is saying he
Speaker 1: wants to run for governor of California. So you guys,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, maybe we could wait one year.
Speaker 1: I know, it's a ship show here in California. You
Speaker 1: want to primary some candidates before we before before we
Speaker 1: make a huge mistake and end up with someone who,
Speaker 1: if a lot of people announce gets like of the vote,
Speaker 1: that that isn't representing most of California at all, or
Speaker 1: that's just bad. I don't know. This is how we
Speaker 1: got Arnold Schwarzenegger as the governor. So this exact situation
Speaker 1: get like here the worst case scenario, Gavenuson gets yes,
Speaker 1: and then someone like Caitlyn Jenner gets like twenty. Let's say,
Speaker 1: if it's if it's if the if the pie is
Speaker 1: split too many ways, horrible. That's exactly the situation. And
Speaker 1: I just think, like, remember that, while we don't like
Speaker 1: Gavin and every time I see him, I'm like, this, guys,
Speaker 1: what does he want to be an actor? Like the
Speaker 1: way he presents himself, I'm just not about. But the
Speaker 1: thing is like, you might really get like a Caitlin
Speaker 1: Jenner type in the situation, and we just have to
Speaker 1: like slower role a little bit. Remember that this started
Speaker 1: as like a far right like plan of attack against him,
Speaker 1: and it just kind of squirreled out of control to
Speaker 1: now we're actually doing a recall. If there's actually someone
Speaker 1: who could become a better governor that's gonna be up
Speaker 1: in this recall thing, than sure, I just maybe have
Speaker 1: to do my research and don't know about it. But
Speaker 1: the whole thing makes me nervous because remember that we
Speaker 1: had the US president named Donald Trump and it was hard.
Speaker 1: So let's not funk up who is our governor? Because
Speaker 1: this this state is in bad shape and we can't
Speaker 1: do worse than we're doing right now, and we might
Speaker 1: and that's your no. No, I know, that's that's everything agreement. No.
Speaker 1: I like, I like to hear this because I have
Speaker 1: shut down a little bit with this and I and
Speaker 1: I and all you're saying is like what I'm hearing
Speaker 1: is like, oh no, no, you have to stay involved.
Speaker 1: You have to like this is not done this, you know,
Speaker 1: just because we got the villain out, the villains continue.
Speaker 1: Oh they don't go away. And I remember, like, like
Speaker 1: that's the thing is. It's just like I feel like
Speaker 1: we all talked a big game when when Trump was
Speaker 1: president of like we're never going back, Like once he's out,
Speaker 1: we're all going to be just as engaged. And that's
Speaker 1: already like slipping. Like I mean, like I was so
Speaker 1: upset to hear about the news about the census, Like
Speaker 1: we lost so many congressional seats, and I feel like
Speaker 1: people need to be reacting to that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it sucks like it's already happening, you guys,
Speaker 1: Like like what happened after Obama was elected and then
Speaker 1: with the midterms elections after that, we don't want to
Speaker 1: repeat that like that's how we were in the nightmare
Speaker 1: that we were in. And so I guess that's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's just like, keep keep aware of what's
Speaker 1: going on, because it's we're not we're not out of
Speaker 1: the woods in terms of like, you know, the grand
Speaker 1: scheme of things, like yes, we have a Democrat in office,
Speaker 1: and like people are getting vaccinated and like the pandemic
Speaker 1: is quote unquote ending, but it's like, you know, we
Speaker 1: still have to We didn't win a war or anything. Taylor,
Speaker 1: and that says, that's as poignant as I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: I liked it poignant. Um do you have and I
Speaker 1: don't think I have one? All right? And it's going
Speaker 1: to be we know that it's about Straights, but it's
Speaker 1: about it's about something. It's about that they do. So
Speaker 1: when we know they do much, well, they can't stop doing. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: this is actually Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: On the first episode we're in person again, it's and
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's a it's a meaningful one for
Speaker 1: me to choose be on these on this occasion and
Speaker 1: Bowen Yanks time starts. Now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: straight couples who shout across the hall from me. I
Speaker 1: just moved into a new building, and I thought, thank god,
Speaker 1: I get to escape too. Straight couple of neighbors who
Speaker 1: get into shouting matches every other fucking day, and I
Speaker 1: can hear them. Well, guess what, just moved into a
Speaker 1: new building. And as I slept my second night in
Speaker 1: this new home, what do I hear across the hall
Speaker 1: but a fight about the guy saying I asked you
Speaker 1: if there were California girls there or Jewish East Coast
Speaker 1: girls there. I was like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: What is this fight even about? This is the most
Speaker 1: this is the most significant thing I've marriage story looking
Speaker 1: as closer Mike Nichols looking as Cramer versus Cramer looking
Speaker 1: as motherfucker's it's it's tired. It's a cliche. If you're
Speaker 1: straight and you're a couple and you're yelling at each other,
Speaker 1: you're done. Shush, shush. You can have a whisper fight
Speaker 1: like lesbians do. You can have a squealing match like
Speaker 1: the gays do. But these bellowing fellowing fight like from
Speaker 1: their die, from their yellow you are And also, whatever
Speaker 1: happened to repressing what you feel, simmering over time and resentment.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to that? Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf looking
Speaker 1: at It's so it's so cliche. We've been there, we've
Speaker 1: been there, come up with new, I P new, I P.
Speaker 1: We've been saying it, We demand new, we say that
Speaker 1: as Marvel stands now? Can I can? I say? One
Speaker 1: of the most jarring things ever had to be hearing
Speaker 1: nothing and then hearing all of a sudden that all
Speaker 1: I said was where there California girls there? Or where
Speaker 1: they're Jewish, Jewish East Coast girls? They're hate this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't don't like him. Yeah, I don't like him. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like that he was boiling it down to
Speaker 1: something like California girls or Jewish East Oh, there's so much,
Speaker 1: but I don't even I don't even know what are
Speaker 1: even talking about. He was concerned about the crowd. He
Speaker 1: really wanted one or the other. Apparent Why does he
Speaker 1: want anything get lost? Patients get lost? He should know
Speaker 1: that as a white straight man, we don't care what
Speaker 1: he wants. We don't want to know. But I thought
Speaker 1: I was like, they're they're everywhere. I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna be able to escape this, and like these couples
Speaker 1: be yelling at each other. I don't know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, I mean, like, this is the thing
Speaker 1: about l a for for some places. For if you
Speaker 1: live in a home, you don't have to deal with
Speaker 1: it means maybe you do, but it's like it's a
Speaker 1: more avoidable things, right, you mean sharing the walls, sharing,
Speaker 1: sharing the walls. It's just it's just more avoidable. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is. It's like, and I feel badly
Speaker 1: because you just moved into this new apartment and you
Speaker 1: were so excited about it, and then these sort of
Speaker 1: things befall, you know, the people fighting. He hasn't he
Speaker 1: has neglected to mention, you know, his couch list. The
Speaker 1: couch that he wanted to bring into the house did
Speaker 1: not fit through the door, and they couldn't take it apart.
Speaker 1: Is that next they couldn't take it apart. No, And
Speaker 1: then I didn't know about these couch surgeons who put
Speaker 1: it up. I didn't. I was like, you know, what,
Speaker 1: how would anyone It sounds like even if I knew
Speaker 1: about the couch surgeon. I'm telling you and I talked
Speaker 1: about this with some other people moving day. You're just
Speaker 1: no way, I'm not having a meltdown. They're going to
Speaker 1: be good throwing some things away so quickly. So yes,
Speaker 1: I'm already in that mindset. We're like, they're like the movers,
Speaker 1: God bless them. We're like, we can't fit this sofa
Speaker 1: through the door. And I was like, throw it out
Speaker 1: without without, without without a second thought. I was just like,
Speaker 1: did you like that couch? Was there any No? I didn't,
Speaker 1: I was gonna place it anything. Actually, he actually famously
Speaker 1: didn't like, OK, couch, We're glad that it's gone, even
Speaker 1: though it would be nice to sit your ass on
Speaker 1: a couch right now, because the couches also famously take
Speaker 1: so goddamned long. I don't understand why months, months, but
Speaker 1: they really. I mean I was without a couch for
Speaker 1: at least six weeks in my in my apartment, and
Speaker 1: then it was like it was like it was like
Speaker 1: right before the pandemic hit, the couch came. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Can you thank God? Thank God? I had been thank
Speaker 1: Can I thank you? Please? Thank God? I'm a uh well,
Speaker 1: I just thought eighty one thing I'm going to recommend
Speaker 1: to you, going to a couple of places and seeing
Speaker 1: if they have any floor models of failing or by
Speaker 1: now by now what is it called cash and carry?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? I don't even know. It
Speaker 1: sounds right. It feels like sometimes the floor model situation
Speaker 1: is like the luck of the day. But I've been
Speaker 1: so lucky, and I've been so lucky, and I've been
Speaker 1: so lucky it's not happening. At West Elm, where I
Speaker 1: shopped for all my stuff that's coming in three months,
Speaker 1: I was so lucky. At West Elm, I had this
Speaker 1: coffee table that I simply fell in love with, and
Speaker 1: I said I want this one, and they said, okay,
Speaker 1: well this one's gonna be three months. That's hard to say,
Speaker 1: and I was like for some reason, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is the one, and then didn't have one for
Speaker 1: three months. It was like I moved into my apartment
Speaker 1: in January and I didn't get my couch, but it
Speaker 1: didn't come into like truly June because then the pandemic.
Speaker 1: So it was like indefinitely. It's like that moment in
Speaker 1: the pandemic where it was like we actually don't know
Speaker 1: how yet, which was fully understandable, and so yeah, three months.
Speaker 1: How's how do you plan that for? I mean, it's
Speaker 1: been done. People do it well, they're about to move
Speaker 1: into a new place. They bought it. They buy a
Speaker 1: new place and they and they and they order the
Speaker 1: furniture ahead of time that's coming in new And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have that anything in my life.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure thinking that it's quick is so dumb
Speaker 1: and dare I say privileged? But I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why it's not tomorrow. I honestly don't. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know it's in that damn warehouse. Why is it
Speaker 1: going to take three months? What if I drive there?
Speaker 1: What if? Which I'm willing to do, I can't express enough.
Speaker 1: I'll do it whatever however I can collaborate on this
Speaker 1: with you. I'm willing to do. Please get me, Please
Speaker 1: give me. I ordered a pair of shorts. I won't
Speaker 1: say from what company Bill Bong, it's not either one
Speaker 1: of those, and so like that's good. Were really throwing
Speaker 1: them off the set. But I ordered a pair of
Speaker 1: shorts from a company and they took tom Ford a
Speaker 1: pair of shorts took three months? Who do they think they?
Speaker 1: I don't know who they think they was. There was
Speaker 1: one little aunt sewing the damn pair. It was to
Speaker 1: the point where it was like I forgot they were coming,
Speaker 1: and then like for some reason it popped up like
Speaker 1: like like an old and then you're like, I don't care, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, hold on. This was like
Speaker 1: a fully on, full on stone purchase a quarter ago ago.
Speaker 1: But then email to the company being like, Hi, three
Speaker 1: months ago, I ordered a pair of shorts. It's ordered
Speaker 1: number five seven eight seven. I would like to know
Speaker 1: if they're still coming. They came, I didn't even like them,
Speaker 1: and then what are you gonna do? Are you a returner?
Speaker 1: I'll wear them, okay, I would rather give them to
Speaker 1: a stranger than I'm so damn I'm so bad at
Speaker 1: returning that I just don't shop because I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a terrible returner. The idea of packing a
Speaker 1: box of something that you bought, and we're like, I
Speaker 1: don't like that. I think it doesn't make sense, but
Speaker 1: I think it couldn't be easier. But I've literally actually
Speaker 1: think it's very hard. Thank you for that. Than the
Speaker 1: hardest thing, it's one of the hardest things, and that
Speaker 1: is that is known. I would say, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: When I received something in the mail and I take
Speaker 1: it out and I realized, and I decided one of
Speaker 1: two things, this doesn't fit me the way I wanted to,
Speaker 1: or be I don't like this. That should be my
Speaker 1: end of relationship with the item. Yeah, like you want
Speaker 1: to just give it back to the person that should
Speaker 1: be I'm not doing they that that short should have
Speaker 1: chomped his own jaws shut, cyanideed his ass and turned
Speaker 1: to death. If I don't like this, it shouldn't take
Speaker 1: up space in my living quarters or in a pile
Speaker 1: in my closet, which it absolutely does. Which my husband's like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing this? And I'm like, I'll get
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, I'll get to it next year. And
Speaker 1: I can tell by that voice you're not getting no,
Speaker 1: no, no no. And then my sister comes over and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you want a pair of pants, y'all go, But wait
Speaker 1: a minute. Y'all got a clean house, a clean house,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna put you have a pile in the
Speaker 1: closet like a like a clean return. Do you think
Speaker 1: I have a clean house? I mean clean house. I
Speaker 1: feel like Jason gives cleanhouse. It's both of you a
Speaker 1: clean house. But Jason likes a clean house. That's so hot.
Speaker 1: It's nice too. It's nice if your partner is a
Speaker 1: clean one. Yeah, I think right, because unless they're not
Speaker 1: an egg, unless they are an egg, an egg a nag,
Speaker 1: unless they are an egg. I know what's been you know,
Speaker 1: like a like an aggressive thing that a lot of
Speaker 1: my friends have been doing. Because I have gotten better
Speaker 1: about this. I used to be kind of a mess.
Speaker 1: Now now that I have my own place like that,
Speaker 1: I like, for the first time, I say, like in quotes, um,
Speaker 1: I keep it clean. And every one of my friends
Speaker 1: that I haven't seen in a while, that's like coming
Speaker 1: from New York or whatever, they all turned to me
Speaker 1: and they go, I'm really proud of that. I'm very
Speaker 1: proud of you. This is not targeted towards you. I
Speaker 1: know we're talking so but but you are indicative of
Speaker 1: the kind of person that says said this to me.
Speaker 1: She was like, I have to say, I'm really proud
Speaker 1: of you. And she lived with me for years, so
Speaker 1: she really knows. But that's It's funny. The growth is
Speaker 1: is is it? It's quantum weep it qu Quantum Mania
Speaker 1: Man three Marvel Marvel. She really there's an aunt man too,
Speaker 1: there was this boy is going to be cheering in
Speaker 1: the damn theaters when they open, when when we're all
Speaker 1: packed together, like remember like like part I can't tell
Speaker 1: if I loved her if I hated it, like watching
Speaker 1: Avengers in the theater and having the boys cheer when
Speaker 1: like you know, don't realize how much you love it
Speaker 1: until you can't do it anymore. And here's what I'll say,
Speaker 1: fucking someone saved the arc light, dear God, like someone
Speaker 1: saved the arc light, like some billionaires would do one
Speaker 1: good thing with your money, like save the arc light,
Speaker 1: like ask Ellen when you see him, like to save
Speaker 1: the arc light. We the arc light needs to be saved.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does, but I want I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I feels strongly like I want it saved by the
Speaker 1: right person or by war. What have you guys been
Speaker 1: doing with your wealth? Like get together like a Robert
Speaker 1: Redford type somehow George Clooney, And that's who I said first,
Speaker 1: George Clooney. It seems like a real George Clooney movie
Speaker 1: to be like oh I got this, Like oh honey,
Speaker 1: I got this. Let this be what bonds Brad and Angelina.
Speaker 1: Oh come, I'm a big movie. Um I So you
Speaker 1: were saying that you don't know if you like that
Speaker 1: moment in in the movie Theater of Cheering when you
Speaker 1: know you have you might miss it when when like
Speaker 1: this actor, this tertiary character from this thing shows up
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait, who is that? I love it too.
Speaker 1: I love a cameo. Yeah. Would you like to clap
Speaker 1: when somebody walks whenever anyone comes out like and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wasn't expecting to see them. I'm like,
Speaker 1: hell yet, like in Falcon I want soldier spoiler in it,
Speaker 1: I was, I was clapping my hands together. Why do
Speaker 1: I just call her countess? She plays like some someone
Speaker 1: in saying the contest like something insane, and she says
Speaker 1: her name, and she's so funny that when she says
Speaker 1: her name, you laugh even though like she's simply say
Speaker 1: I watched She's you know, I'm not to be such
Speaker 1: a damn jock again, but like I've seen almost every
Speaker 1: Avengers movie in the theater, But I Marvel, Marvel, are
Speaker 1: you stopping wet for Black Widow? Um? Yeah, I am oh,
Speaker 1: my god, to drip. I want to see Scarlett killing
Speaker 1: man bab Yeah, of course we do. I want to.
Speaker 1: I just want to see Florence and Scarlett jumping out
Speaker 1: of a plane. Rachel, Florence gives give me Rachel and
Speaker 1: David Harbor. We stand. We You know who's m CU
Speaker 1: the Queen of pop. Haley Steinfeld. Hailey Steinfeld is mt you.
Speaker 1: She's the queen of Queen U as far as we
Speaker 1: If you listen to one Haley song, it'll be very clear. No,
Speaker 1: I know, I like the one one. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: just think she's like, um, touch myself. That's a great song,
Speaker 1: one of the best songs of all time. That's she's
Speaker 1: the Queen of She's great's capital letters. I probably know it.
Speaker 1: Damn you such a Once you leave the building, you
Speaker 1: were clear to listen to the Queen of Great Oscar nominee. Okay,
Speaker 1: lest we forget, we forget true grit. And then she
Speaker 1: did and she's she's m C. She's she's gonna be
Speaker 1: Hawkeye Great. She should be taken over for Renter. I
Speaker 1: want to I want to be will be all you,
Speaker 1: both of you will be you guys, will both be
Speaker 1: it's it's something that is such a it would be
Speaker 1: so I want to be flop some and Jepson m
Speaker 1: cum saying the way, this is the most shallow career
Speaker 1: aspiration I have. And I want to be like legit
Speaker 1: m C. You like, I don't want to be like
Speaker 1: you know, like like Spider Man's cousin. Yes, I want
Speaker 1: to spend off. Yeah, and do you want to get
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking jacked literally, I'm willing to. And I'm just
Speaker 1: putting this out there. I'm willing to change what I
Speaker 1: look like. I'm not kidding. I will commail it if
Speaker 1: if if they said we will, Kevin Figy herself said, Matt,
Speaker 1: I can make you a NMC. You start if you
Speaker 1: give up the jumpsuit. I would say, let's burn it
Speaker 1: right now in your office. I would, I would, I
Speaker 1: would do this. See what I'm doing? Yeah, like I would.
Speaker 1: This means nothing to me. I would point to his heart.
Speaker 1: I would say, you mean everything to me, and you go, okay,
Speaker 1: you got yourself a job. I'm telling you, like, I
Speaker 1: can do it, and I know you can do it,
Speaker 1: and you can do it, and I can you let's
Speaker 1: do it. Well, first of all, you're so close. You
Speaker 1: literally are in a blockbuster film. Oh am I yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're literally such a bit because you're in j Lo's movie,
Speaker 1: and we're going to talk about this first and then
Speaker 1: you're going to do we're talking about Mr. Mr Kaya
Speaker 1: What was he like? Okay, we're talking about Mr. Kof
Speaker 1: my choir teacher in junior high. I was literally we're
Speaker 1: talking about Lenny Kravitz. Yes, n Kravitz is in this
Speaker 1: move he What is the movie about? Can you tell us? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can tell you a little bit. It's about, like
Speaker 1: I'm going to think of, like what's out there. Here's
Speaker 1: what it's about. It's about j Lo and Josh j.
Speaker 1: Mel Okay, okay, okay, do you like hot people? They
Speaker 1: are getting married? Wait, I honestly don't know how much
Speaker 1: I can say. I'm just gonna say that. No, No,
Speaker 1: I think this is actually I'm getting a little bit
Speaker 1: of a bump bump. What kind of movie this? It's
Speaker 1: die Hard at a wedding? Okay, it's action, it's romance,
Speaker 1: it's comedy. It's like a It's like a romantic comedy
Speaker 1: wedding movie with tons tons of action. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you shot it in the d R. We shot it
Speaker 1: in the Dominican Republic, a lovely place that I would
Speaker 1: like to visit in real life. I mean, I you know,
Speaker 1: like like on a vacation. And now I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: the kind of crazy question. And I have asked bow
Speaker 1: and Yang this because bow and Yang actually had a
Speaker 1: dinner with j What does she smell like? Is that?
Speaker 1: I was just going to ask, what's what is the
Speaker 1: jl O deal? The deal? Yeah? Well, I mean she's
Speaker 1: heaven on earth. She's so I love her. She's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: She's the most stunning woman. She brings it every second
Speaker 1: of every day. Have you heard that she's like extremely prepared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like it's like something that goes around about her.
Speaker 1: The whole thing is that she's a workhorse. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: a workhorse. Did she have a new Swarovski made for
Speaker 1: the project? Of course that was the that was the
Speaker 1: thing that she told us. Like me and Ago met
Speaker 1: with her on Tuesday meetings and she was like in
Speaker 1: AGO's office and her and I were like just talking.
Speaker 1: I was like and then we were like, oh my god, Jelo,
Speaker 1: we love your like we love your coup. And she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, she's like I do. One for every
Speaker 1: project she has like a like a sippy cup, like
Speaker 1: one of those Starbucks big sippy cups, but it's full
Speaker 1: Swarowski crystal and usually it's as but but for every
Speaker 1: movie she has a different So this one was Shotgun
Speaker 1: Wedding and it had like a little grenade on it.
Speaker 1: It's called Shotgun Wedding. I love that title for the action. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. And so you are in the film with
Speaker 1: Lenny Kravit. Lenny Kravitz. What does he What does he smell?
Speaker 1: He smells great. He smells like his body for absolute shirt,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, this is the funny thing is
Speaker 1: like we all meaning the actors, and okay we Jlo
Speaker 1: lived in her own house, for she is Jlo, right,
Speaker 1: she lived down the beach from us, but all the
Speaker 1: actors lived in the house together. Come on, Josh, okay,
Speaker 1: Josh also lived in house. Jlo had her house on
Speaker 1: one side of the beach. We were in the middle,
Speaker 1: and then Josh was sort of like up the hill.
Speaker 1: And then in my house was Leonard krav Sonja Braga, legendary, Um,
Speaker 1: Steve Coulter. We had Callie Hernandez, we had Does in Borhees.
Speaker 1: We had you were saying to me, we had cheat
Speaker 1: freaking yes, yes, because you were saying you guys would
Speaker 1: have really lovely dinners. Yes, we had the damn queen herself.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Coolidge, Oh, I know, I know it was. We
Speaker 1: would have we would have lived. It was kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell it was, adults sleepaway
Speaker 1: summer camp something it was, but you would have like
Speaker 1: a little like a nice dinner with just Cheat one night,
Speaker 1: a nice dinner with Sonia and Jennifer. Like it would
Speaker 1: be different in configurations of it kind of depended on
Speaker 1: like who was working that night. But yeah, when we
Speaker 1: got to this big old house, we all like we
Speaker 1: got there on a weekend and we ate every meal together,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this can't last. Surely not only
Speaker 1: will it like we'll get busy, but also this will
Speaker 1: be too annoying. I want to be in my own
Speaker 1: room or whatever. We ate every fucking meal together. We
Speaker 1: would come home from set and be like see in
Speaker 1: thirty minutes and like gather around for dinner on the
Speaker 1: weekends we spent it was really weird. It never it
Speaker 1: never got old, and maybe that's just because we were
Speaker 1: there for like a month and a half or something.
Speaker 1: But it was really lovely. We would like they had
Speaker 1: a screening room so we do movie nights together. We
Speaker 1: would love to see and also like in this year
Speaker 1: where you lack in the community and you're not making
Speaker 1: new friends and you're not eating dinner together, it was
Speaker 1: pretty wonderful. It was pretty wonderful. We would like um
Speaker 1: screen on the weekends. We would screen one actor's movie
Speaker 1: and they would do like a Q and a Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I like that. So we did Kiss of
Speaker 1: the Spider Woman for Sonya Braga. We did Up and
Speaker 1: Smoke for Cheeche. We did um Um Doggie Doggie. It
Speaker 1: was really it was really like incredibly lovely. It was
Speaker 1: really wonderful and maybe that even sounds cheesy, but it
Speaker 1: was really do what they do for you. We just
Speaker 1: did the greats. We did, like the the the legends.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't dare your next. You could have watched the
Speaker 1: Janet episode of Good Place. Oh my god, yes, the
Speaker 1: Janet episode would have been great. Believe you didn't down
Speaker 1: I'm not, Oh my god, no, I would. I would
Speaker 1: be mortified. Selena tan we also had Selena Tandon name everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm going around our little rooms. It really was lovely.
Speaker 1: And the movie is funnish. The movie is funished. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't wait to see it. I read it
Speaker 1: in a in a I read it in like cackle.
Speaker 1: It's so fun it's so funny. Like when I read
Speaker 1: the character that I was going to play, I I
Speaker 1: couldn't say yes fast enough. Yes, Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. I love that. I can't. It's what she deserves.
Speaker 1: And M see you on the horizon. All right, So
Speaker 1: now is the time when we do your I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, And I know you're prepared. You've done
Speaker 1: it many times. And here's the deal. Um, it's sixty
Speaker 1: seconds on the clock and Dorocy Carnon. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday
Speaker 1: and Wednesday, No, no, no, no, honey, that dawn day.
Speaker 1: I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday
Speaker 1: my whole damn life. And I don't want to go
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. I already got all the God on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Some of these goddamn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You think, oh, I love my church community. I want
Speaker 1: to see him more. Well, honey, invite him over to
Speaker 1: the house for see look at a damn picture of him.
Speaker 1: You'll see him in but six, not but six, and
Speaker 1: then you got to go look on him on on Wednesday. No, honey,
Speaker 1: Wednesdays are for being at home eating spaghetti. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. There's just terrible kill. I knew. I
Speaker 1: was like this. I was like this is that. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like hard, Oh my, well trivu
Speaker 1: a triv you and I don't think so, honey. And
Speaker 1: it was drag. It was it was wellfore you got
Speaker 1: that done before. And also it just highlights how brilliant
Speaker 1: that I don't think it is funny. I just really
Speaker 1: listened to it, like like every Wednesdays are for witnesses,
Speaker 1: because Wednesdays for being at all heady. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, And then you say five
Speaker 1: seconds and you know he did not prepare this, right.
Speaker 1: Do you think he thinks he's gonna end on? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Many you go five seconds and you go,
Speaker 1: this is terrible kill. Them all Aaron Johnson. I was
Speaker 1: performed by the one and only Darsty cart at All.
Speaker 1: My god. That Wow, that was truly a ride. Because
Speaker 1: I looked at Bone in his eyes, I was like,
Speaker 1: we've heard this, and I was like, but I won't
Speaker 1: bring it up right and I would never more that.
Speaker 1: It became so clear that it was like, hold on
Speaker 1: a second, and you're just broled through because you were like,
Speaker 1: these boys are going to understand that there's at some point,
Speaker 1: oh seconds. At that point I was, I was so
Speaker 1: bran fly again. There's not a star in heaven that
Speaker 1: we can't reach. Wow, I don't know that. I tried
Speaker 1: to join in and then I heard that I didn't
Speaker 1: know it. Honestly, that was cathartic and in every way
Speaker 1: the whole episode. I owe you, guys, but readers, please,
Speaker 1: and boys, I really highly recommend you going back to
Speaker 1: DOGG episode DOGG and just scrolling to I think it's
Speaker 1: like ten minutes left and just listening to that Aaron Jackson,
Speaker 1: because it'll really it'll really make you fly. It's a
Speaker 1: moment and also just that episode, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take it back. You're gonna want to listen to
Speaker 1: that whole entire episode. It's very long, it's very I mean,
Speaker 1: first of all, can we say, now a normal lost
Speaker 1: college has been an hour and forty five minute thing,
Speaker 1: and I believe this is sword past? That is that
Speaker 1: not true? It might be true? Also, can say, who
Speaker 1: gives a flying fucker because I like to listen to
Speaker 1: I don't need to listen to it all in one drive,
Speaker 1: and I'll listen to it in a week. I don't
Speaker 1: give a ship, you idiots. So people be listening to
Speaker 1: this at one point seven five, It's like me right here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: bowen does that? I listen. I listen when I do
Speaker 1: for edits. I listened at two time speed, and it
Speaker 1: is an insane experience that would make me, that would
Speaker 1: make my brain. I love it so much. It's a
Speaker 1: brain scramble. It's excited. It's a fucking brain scramble. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna have for breakfast tomorrow. That sounds so good, Okay,
Speaker 1: Hannibal elector essam talking about eating. We celebrate Anthony Hopkins's
Speaker 1: oscar Win. Honestly, can we just say, like this has
Speaker 1: been so nice just to room Okay, I'm also going
Speaker 1: to say another thing there was something about this whole
Speaker 1: entire year of listening to this show, loving it, eating
Speaker 1: it up, fucking living for it. And there was this
Speaker 1: moment when you guys would sing at the end of
Speaker 1: the show that I would have this like it would
Speaker 1: because it didn't sync up and it was such a
Speaker 1: funny little zoom thing. It brought me like future hope.
Speaker 1: It was every single time I heard you guys sing
Speaker 1: the song and it would be one second off. My
Speaker 1: thought was like, someday we're going to be together for
Speaker 1: real and and look here we are. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: This I mean, first of all, you must return when
Speaker 1: when either than I don't know what will be first like,
Speaker 1: but whenever your next thing happens in December some things.
Speaker 1: So I'm here literally Christmas, absolutely, Christmas Day if you
Speaker 1: guys do not, and Christmas Day with me here in
Speaker 1: this room. I feel like I will sue, yes, kill
Speaker 1: them and we'll deserve it. Um. But come on, come on,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be a good year for Lost Culture. This.
Speaker 1: Hopefully this will happen more often. We've got some really
Speaker 1: fun idea planned for the summer. We might be returning
Speaker 1: to an adventized moment, but it's not It's not not
Speaker 1: the same. It is not the same because I know
Speaker 1: we keep sort of doing this bit hashtag at the
Speaker 1: end where where we say we might have to do
Speaker 1: another list. There's not going to be another list. There's
Speaker 1: going to be something that's equally of course, dare I
Speaker 1: say doubly as power? Who did you have? And he
Speaker 1: said doubly That means two times. It means two times
Speaker 1: as much, but maybe not necessarily two times as much more.
Speaker 1: I might have to go back and revisit that goddamn
Speaker 1: list every single episode. Queen Queens, Queen Um, I have
Speaker 1: to say that what we're so, we're all sort of
Speaker 1: like belaboring the end. We want it to end, but
Speaker 1: it all good things must come to an end, and
Speaker 1: I only have to I think that we have to
Speaker 1: because of the title of the EPP. We have to
Speaker 1: sort of celebrate that with the song if me en
Speaker 1: your arms, I will go with you till the arth
Speaker 1: and will fly. I've been waiting forever before this. This
Speaker 1: is No Thank You. Measure of a Man The album
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