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Speaker 1: We got a request in from a nineteen year old

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Speaker 1: college sophomore named Brandon. He's got a big family reunion

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Speaker 1: coming up, and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.

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Speaker 1: Oh but before that happens, he wants his mom to

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Speaker 1: meet her over the phone.

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Speaker 2: First.

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Speaker 1: All that mom knows right now is the girlfriend's name

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Speaker 1: is Helen. What she doesn't know is that Helen is

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Speaker 1: actually a full grown, very eager, forty six year old woman.

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Speaker 1: He our own brook Fox, doing a horrible accent that

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Speaker 1: sounds like a long Island Boston, Minnesota old Jewish mom

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Speaker 1: jumping lit.

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Speaker 2: My family comes from lots of different places. No one else.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Is what you're gonna hear. A second,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna.

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Speaker 1: See how this woman reacts in your phone tap right now,

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Speaker 1: Work's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh, why is this Brandon's mom? Yes, Jesus, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, Hi, it is so nice to finally meet you.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's Helen, Helen, Helen, you know your son's new gal.

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Speaker 1: Wait, excuse me, you're Helen?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did Brandon not mention I was gonna call

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Speaker 2: because he just told me so much about you, and

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Speaker 2: I wanted to meet the woman who made the man.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but how

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Speaker 1: old are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Me? Yeah, I'm forty six years young, forty six,

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Speaker 2: but Brandon makes me feel like i'm twenty again. So

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Speaker 2: you're dating my nineteen year old son.

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Speaker 1: You're forty six ish.

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Speaker 2: I hate that word dating. I mean, it's such an archaicter.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I prefer like banging on the rag, you know.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Do you not talk to me about my

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Speaker 2: son that way? This is like totally inappropriate. I his mother.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I really apologized. I just I called

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Speaker 2: because I wanted to talk about the family reunion next weekend.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, Brandon in siss that I'm there to meet

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Speaker 2: all his aunties and owns. No. No, no, that's not

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Speaker 2: happening at all. Excuse me, excuse me? Mom? Can I

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Speaker 2: call you mom? Mom? Don't call me mom. I don't

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Speaker 2: know you. I med s. I meant sish because I

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Speaker 2: know we're about the same age. Don't call me mom.

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Speaker 2: Don't call me sis. And one more thing, I don't

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Speaker 2: want you talking to Brandon anymore. He's Are you acting

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Speaker 2: like this because of my age. Do you think I

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Speaker 2: Come on, you're forty six. I send a teenager, for

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Speaker 2: God's sake. Honestly, I would have never saw myself with

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Speaker 2: a younger man until I met Brandon working at that diner,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my, so what are you

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Speaker 2: You think you're some kind of like older cougar who

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Speaker 2: goes and picks up young boys while they're at work.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like that at all. Oh sweet. I dropped

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Speaker 2: my multi vitamins and fish oil pills for my pillbox

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Speaker 2: and Brandon got down on the floor and he helped

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Speaker 2: me gather up every single one. Oh my god. It

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Speaker 2: was the sweetest meet cute, even better than how I

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Speaker 2: met my second husband. Your second husband. But now you're

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Speaker 2: looking for number three? Oh no, No, Brandon and I

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Speaker 2: are just feeling things out, you know, emphasis on the feeling.

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Speaker 2: I mean. That's when all my friends at Bridge Club

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Speaker 2: I told them all about Brandon, and you know what,

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Speaker 2: they said, you need to stop talking women. I have

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Speaker 2: to hear this though. You've got to hear they said,

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Speaker 2: you've already been through menopause. Life is short. Why not

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Speaker 2: too much information to start? Right? Your goodness? You know,

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Speaker 2: men age like fied wine. Women age like geese, so

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Speaker 2: you gotta get it while you can. Am I right,

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Speaker 2: this is out of line. I need to speak with Brandon.

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Speaker 2: I need to speak with his father and find out

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Speaker 2: exactly what I can do about this now, Samantha, Samantha,

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Speaker 2: I get where your I mean from. I have three

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Speaker 2: kids of my own and I worry about them sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Have you lost your mind?

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Speaker 1: How can I think this is okay?

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Speaker 2: Do you realize what you're doing? I just think we

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Speaker 2: need to have a woman to woman talk. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: just stop on my house and we can have some

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Speaker 2: camrameal tea and we can just work this whole thing out.

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Speaker 2: I do have this amazing tiger bomb that helps heal

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Speaker 2: all my joint pain. You shouldn't really try, you know.

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Speaker 2: I'll bring it. I'll bring it by.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you about menopause or

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Speaker 1: your tiger bomb.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay? Okay? Would you rather me talk about

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Speaker 2: the phone tap that we're doing on you right now?

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Speaker 2: Wait what I'm talking about. I'm not dating your son.

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Speaker 2: This is actually broke from the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: I believe that is like, oh wow, oh wow, we're

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Speaker 2: not banging on the rag, you know, maybe is that

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Speaker 2: what the kids say? But now we're gonna love all

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Speaker 2: of his new girlfriends by comparison, right, Yeah, oh god,

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Speaker 2: I opened a new one. No, I think she's only

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Speaker 2: forty two.

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Speaker 1: Oh please please broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the

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Speaker 1: twenties