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Speaker 1: Here it is baby Oh. The CIA secretly ran a

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Speaker 1: Star Wars fan site.

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Speaker 2: Well that bat news is out of this world. Let's

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Speaker 2: get into a very special episode of what we called

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Speaker 2: the podcast known as to us bananast World. Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: Your mind?

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Speaker 2: Resilient pieces? Would you believe Bana Baby Bananas?

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals, non binary house, Welcome to Bananas. I'm speaking

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Speaker 1: to a Scottie Landis who does not seem to be

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Speaker 1: in his normal in his normal home right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the Life Hotel in Manhattan on thirty first Street.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind dosing myself because I leave tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 2: It's where Life magazine used to be head quartered. Nice.

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Speaker 2: The hallways are dingy, yep.

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Speaker 1: The frame looks old.

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Speaker 2: But the room is nice. So for those ban animals

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Speaker 2: traveling to New York City, if you want to stay

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Speaker 2: in Manhattan, you'll find yourself really taken care of at

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Speaker 2: the Life Hotel on thirty first between fifth and sixth

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Speaker 2: Gritty b. It's good to be back in the city.

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Speaker 2: New York in May is a very beautiful, oh place

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Speaker 2: to be. I walked sixteen thousand steps today, not even.

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Speaker 1: Try, not even trying.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know. I know you've been back a

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Speaker 2: few times since we've left, but have you been on

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Speaker 2: Broadway since we moved away? Broadway is all thank lanes now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's crazy, right.

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Speaker 2: I rode a city bike from thirty first Street all

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Speaker 2: and all of us who would go to the pit

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Speaker 2: shows in Manhattan when we were starting out in comedy,

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Speaker 2: we would have ridden bikes home. I would say fifty

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Speaker 1: And also they're available everywhere like we moved before city

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a you're gonna have a great time when

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Speaker 2: you're moving back east. You know. New York is just

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Speaker 2: the greatest city to visit when you know it. And

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Speaker 2: so I've just had two days of I'm here for work.

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Speaker 2: I pitched a movie, an animated movie yesterday morning. It

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Speaker 2: was like, all this travel for one hour, isn't it great?

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Speaker 2: I've been eating I'm staying in Koreatown. I've been eating

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Speaker 2: Korean food like crazy awesome. So shout out to all

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Speaker 2: the New Yorkers who have stuck it out because it

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'm excited. I'm going to buy because like

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Speaker 1: all my the backpacks I've had for the past I

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Speaker 1: shwagged backpacks, backpacks that I've given by TV shows. Sure,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to buy myself a nice backpack that's

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Speaker 1: I'm going to ride the city. I'm going to ride

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Speaker 2: Baby. Yeah, it's fun. Man. I didn't have a helmet today,

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Speaker 2: and I'm a huge wear a helmet proponent. This is

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Speaker 2: The ship I saw today walking around from nine am

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Speaker 2: I saw a guy selling capybara stuffed animals and union

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna have That's amazing, man. I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm against the sidewalk, like right near the door,

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Speaker 2: And I think it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, I'm happy you think it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: So many hours of work, it's I it's it's insane.

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Speaker 1: I can't understand it. But also, what a much nicer

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure does, Yeah, sure does. You'll be all right.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a are You're getting rid of tons

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Speaker 2: Because you feel sometimes you have things in your life

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Speaker 2: When I was a young banana, my friend Steven Saint Amant,

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Speaker 2: one hundred dollars. It's cool, and it does have a

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Speaker 1: Where the hell did you store it in the cabin.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember. I think I think it was in

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Speaker 2: but I had sentimental value, but now it doesn't. And

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Speaker 2: the answer is yes. Somebody will really enjoy it. Some

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Speaker 1: One percent and also say, from the Library of Congress,

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Speaker 2: It's so oh cool. But I just have no need

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I you know, I've been struggling with this

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Speaker 1: And it's not a great shirt. No, it's like poorly printed.

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Speaker 1: But it's all of the shirts are like that, like

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Speaker 2: Ever wear your big shirts. I used to love wearing

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Speaker 2: my dad's shirts when I was a kid, like a smock,

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Speaker 2: Just like a shirt, like a dress. Even that Shaquille O'Neil,

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Speaker 2: extra extra, extra, extra large short. Yeah, I wore at

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Speaker 2: the Phoenix Show. It was like being a kid again,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, it'll be It'll be quite a long

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Speaker 2: You know, they're lucky they got big shoes to Phil

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Speaker 2: Papa six'.

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Speaker 1: FOUR i. KNOW i hope we'll see the.

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Speaker 2: Taller we'll, see we'll see. Taller that's the. Thing you

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Speaker 1: cia sites that were first discovered By iranian authorities more

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Speaker 1: Yeah so you would go to like star warsweb dot net,

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Speaker 1: Wow, Cool and So sentilli's right up goes into an

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Speaker 2: Makes sense you would start with. It that guy would

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Speaker 1: Website Zach, edwards an independent cybersecurity, researcher told four h

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Speaker 1: four media the recent efforts to uncover the WEBSITE'S cia

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Speaker 1: CHRISTOPHERITIS i went TO i went to this dude's original

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Speaker 1: Five Features Johnny, Carson Charles, Chaplin Rowans, atkins The Three,

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Speaker 1: RIGHT i would never be, like, what what's everything About Johnny?

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Speaker 1: CARSON i want to see some Old Johnny carson jokes right?

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Speaker 2: Now MAYBE i would, ACTUALLY i just like When Rodny

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Speaker 2: THORNS i was gifted this by the Modern night's, templar

432
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 2: you'd be, like, really.

433
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 1: Even if someone did, that you would be, like, no

434
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: it's not that. DISINTEGRATED a long time, ago someone sold

435
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: you a bill of goods that is a.

436
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: Lie it'd be cool if in that same, situation like

437
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 2: you're at a very very famous and powerful person's house

438
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 2: and then let me show you. Something they roll up

439
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: their rug in their, poolhouse you go, downstairs they show you.

440
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 2: Something what if it was like The Mona lisa and they're,

441
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: like this is the Real Mona. Lisa the one that's

442
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 2: in the loof is a. Fake this is the real.

443
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: ONE i was gifted it by you know whoever Billionaire

444
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 2: and it's like and they would never put the real

445
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 2: one like he. Was we were just cracking up because

446
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: it felt to the scientologist actor to be a, major major.

447
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 2: Deal like it was, like can you Believe i'm at

448
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 2: the level WHERE i am holding the platinum scrolls that

449
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: you for six?

450
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: Months of, course, right it's like you've been sucked in

451
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: to believe that all of these made up things are

452
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: really are infused with so much.

453
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: Power mm. Hmm it's so.

454
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: Great and also what's the fucking weirdest part is like

455
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: on the level of religion's actually accomplishing. Miracles sure some

456
00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: of these people who are scientologists having careers that it's

457
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: actually like the most miracle that of religion is ever like,

458
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: done do you know WHAT i? Mean like you're actually, like,

459
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: wow look at that this person has fame and money

460
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: and they're not very talented and it's because they are

461
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: in this. Church that's.

462
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: CRAZY i am. Sure we have scientologists been. Animals it's

463
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: in there are so many people we of course we

464
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: have too many listeners not to Have some people are.

465
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 2: Scientologists and then you just make the same argument where you,

466
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: go is anything they're saying crazier than what all the

467
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: other ones are. Saying, no they're not in my. HOMETOWN

468
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: i think they.

469
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 1: ARE i think they. Are oh, YEAH i do think it's.

470
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 2: Great, yeah, no, no, no they're all equally. Absurd, okay

471
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 2: you can say, That BUT i don't. KNOW i don't.

472
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 1: Know maybe it's maybe it's my bias because they're, older

473
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: you know WHAT i. Mean maybe it's the fact that it's, like, oh,

474
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 1: yeah well you know they're raising. Dad, yeah it's like

475
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: five thousand years. Old so, yeah they got they got

476
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 1: an elephant with they got a man with an elephant's.

477
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: Head oh that's that. Shit five thousand years ago.

478
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 2: Was, cool it was, easy, ip okay with all of. It,

479
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 2: Like i'm at the point in my. LIFE i was

480
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 2: out with my Buddy bryce last night after we just

481
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: had a couple of drinks and we were just talking

482
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: about how now we are at the point where we

483
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 2: just go yes to. Everything like when you're, young you're

484
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: so you're like you have hard, opinions you shut everything.

485
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 2: Down you're, LIKE i, know and it's about. Everything it's

486
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: about things you don't even care. About LIKE i like hip.

487
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 2: HOP i THINK i love. Rap it's, Great but there

488
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: was a time in my life WHERE i would be,

489
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 2: LIKE i need to know who the best rappers, are

490
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: what their best verse on their best song that's not

491
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: their most. Popular thing is so that If i'm ever

492
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: cornered AND i have to say who my and then you, like,

493
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,479
Speaker 2: now if somebody's, like who's your favorite? RAPPER i would be,

494
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 2: LIKE i don't, Know, uh probably a commercial About charman or.

495
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 2: Something you just get to the.

496
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: Point he's a, bear he's got a little bit of

497
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 1: shit on his, ass and he's rapping about.

498
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 2: It, yeah toilet paper in. Skyscraper that rhymes to.

499
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: ME i hear what you're. Saying BUT i do.

500
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 2: THINK i.

501
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: THINK i think scientology is like very it has things

502
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: to damage, people you. KNOW i think there's ALL i.

503
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: KNOW i don't. Know, yeah when.

504
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 2: We moved out in twenty twelve twenty, thirteen you had

505
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: to watch what you were saying at like dinner, parties

506
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: and there were a lot more back.

507
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: Then oh, yeah there was a lot more back. Then

508
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: i've never shut up about criticizing. It but also i've you,

509
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 1: KNOW i haven't worked it a.

510
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: While, yeah that's MAYBE i know your. Solution you're, RIGHT

511
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: dB is about to. Explode pretty pretty. Bizarro but, yeah

512
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 2: it is interesting because it's, there it's around the all

513
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: the major. Campuses there's a huge. One they're so right

514
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: In Los. Angeles the blue one is. Massive and Then

515
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: safie is one of the best restaurants IN la is

516
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: directly across the. Street so you just said it.

517
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: Before i've said it, before BUT i will tell this

518
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: story again BECAUSE i love it so very very. Much

519
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: we were getting ice cream With olive And gus at

520
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 1: this place next TO, Ucb and as we get the ice,

521
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: cream we come, out we're walking and that just happens

522
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: to be directly across the street from a gigantic scientology

523
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: center building In. Hollywood, yeah And olive just looks at.

524
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: It she loves, science so she just looks at it

525
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: and reads the name of, it AND i watch her

526
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: little eyes go and then she, Goes, legitimately this is

527
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: an exact, quote, well, well, well looks Like i've found

528
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: the church for. Me AND i was, like, no, no, no,

529
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: no oh, no, no, sweetie it's not about.

530
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: Science, yeah turn, around push her into THE.

531
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: Ucb yes and, yes and this is where we actually

532
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: got THE ucb.

533
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: Here NOW i saw it WAS i think on twenty Third.

534
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: Street maybe it's it's near The Beauty. Bull oh, yeah

535
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: so maybe that's. Fourteenth that's. Fourteenth, yeah so maybe it's on.

536
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: Fourteenth BUT i did see. It, no a bunch of

537
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: delivery guys hanging out outside of. It i'm, like, man

538
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: there you. Go, yeah it was so. FUNNY i if

539
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 2: somebody like took me down the experience of somebody showing

540
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 2: me and revealing something like that would be the story to.

541
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 2: Me like seeing the thing would have. Zero like you

542
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 2: said in, iguana if a drug dealers, like do you

543
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 2: want to see? Maguana want, Strawberries i'm, like more than life,

544
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: itself that fascinates me that it would take a. Lot

545
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: it would. Take i'm trying to think of what would

546
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 2: really like blow my. Mind WHEN i was In New,

547
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: york there was this like auction websites are popping, up

548
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: AND i remember there was one that was selling all

549
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: Of Jeffrey dahmer's apartment, stuff and somebody a friend of

550
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: Ours carl his friend bought the receipt for the refrigerator

551
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: that they had bought the refrigerator For Jeffrey dahmer's apartment

552
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: ruth keeping, victims and so that guy has the receipt

553
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: signed From Jeffrey. Dahmer AND i was, like that's, morbid, Man,

554
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,239
Speaker 2: like that's a weird thing to.

555
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: Have like, ALSO i find That and it is a

556
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: thing that it has been revealed to me over the,

557
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: ages is THAT i DON'T i do not imbue physical.

558
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: Items me, too with. Importance me. Too And i've.

559
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 2: Tried i've TRIED t shirts. Though that's why you gotta

560
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: get RAISED t. Shirts, Man yeah it is THE t.

561
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: Shirts but, YEAH i guess THE t, shirts THE t

562
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: shirts are the only.

563
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 2: Ones the music. Connection music is a really big thing

564
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: of your younger. Life AND, i you, know we've been

565
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: friends a long. Time but AND i really, RESPECTED i

566
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: honor it a lot BECAUSE i didn't have that growing.

567
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 2: Up BUT i think for you they're like cultural not,

568
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: cultural they are touchstones in your life where're, like this

569
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: is WHO i was at this point and this band

570
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 2: mattered to.

571
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: Me oh, yeah, yeah, yeah one hundred. Percent and it

572
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: is interesting how much like the importance has. Slid But

573
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: i'm also very excited about going back to The East

574
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: coast and going to see a whole lot of live

575
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: music with my old. Friends you, know you're gonna have

576
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: a great.

577
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 2: Time you're gonna Be my.

578
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: Friend damien just goes To he went to twenty five

579
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: shows in twenty twenty, four like that. Was that's a

580
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: show every two. Weeks he just. Goes he just buys

581
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: tickets and he. Goes he goes by. Himself and now

582
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: he's going to have a little guy named me standing

583
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: right next to him.

584
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: Block an hour. Ago, no but SO i apologize for

585
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: cutting you off BECAUSE i. AGREE i don't put meaning

586
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: on physical items outside of that at, all where, yeah you,

587
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: know people pass something around or, whatever and, no this

588
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: is a. Thing this is a sacred. Thing, oh this

589
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: is a special. Thing And i'm like not to, me, Man.

590
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah it's JUST I i often feel bad about donating

591
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: something or getting rid of it Because i'm, like this

592
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: should have significance for. Me, yeah AND i just would

593
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: prefer that it not be in my.

594
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 2: SPACE i like signed. Things i'm glad autographs are sort

595
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: of still. EXISTENT i think selfies with people are laying

596
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: BUT i do think like IF i have a couple signed.

597
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: BOOKS i have A Mary roach signed Books. Becuzz when

598
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: she did our, podcast she was Promoting, fuzz AND i

599
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: have a signed copy Of Mary Roach's, fuzz AND i like.

600
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: That i'd like signatures of. WRITERS i like signatures of.

601
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: ARTISTS i like the connection of we were in the

602
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 2: same space and time at the same. Time but other

603
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 2: stuff like you'll never see. ME i don't even like.

604
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 2: Antiques WHEN i go to like antique, Store i'm, like

605
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: this is also, Neat, like oh, cool this is how

606
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: they use the store. Matches yeah. COOL i have NO

607
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: i don't, know LIKE i would never buy memorabilia from

608
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,959
Speaker 2: a war or something.

609
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: INSANE i do kind of have one dorky physical item

610
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: THAT i do put some importance on and you can

611
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: almost see it. Here i'll lift it up. There it

612
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: is right. There so it is.

613
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: Just a little.

614
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: Visine it is a it's THE q card that that

615
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: was my show from The Tonight. SHOW i think the

616
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: first TIME i did The Tonight. Show and, yeah it

617
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: was the first TIME i did The Tonight show and

618
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: my mom was in the audience and it was her,

619
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: birthday and so they had written roused about like Watch

620
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Roused about This fall and then we'll be right back

621
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: with More Tonight show Like Kurt, brown older ladies and.

622
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: Gentlemen and then the way they do it if you

623
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: ask for a change after they've already written the, cards

624
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: they just take white tape and they put white tape over.

625
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: It so there's white tape over like tune into roused

626
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: about This, fall and they just wrote Happy, Birthday, mom

627
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: and so it's like it's all the, things do you

628
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: know WHAT i, mean it's like a big thing in

629
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: my career of doing The Tonight. Show it's it's the

630
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: fact that my mom is dead and it was her

631
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: birthday AND i got to do that for her on her.

632
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: Birthday and also there's roused about underneath, it which just

633
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: makes it a little bit different than a normal cue.

634
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: Card so look at.

635
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: That that's. Different THAT'S i, say all that shit on,

636
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: it that's, yeah yeah you created. That that's part of your.

637
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: Performance that cue card is part of your. Art, yeah

638
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: what an incredible. Thing she got to see, That.

639
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: MIKE i, KNOW i was, like IT'S i almost have

640
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: to look at it to remind myself that it, happened you,

641
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: KNOW i.

642
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: Do, YEAH I I i went back and Watched The

643
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: Penelope princess Of pets and roused about years, ago probably twenty,

644
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 2: twenty because when we were all just bored and was watching,

645
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: anything and your mom is in a couple episodes AND.

646
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: I, feel, god, yeah she had that. INTRO i burst into.

647
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: TEARS i burst into tears WHEN i saw her in

648
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 2: The Little Toy, god That Little Toy. House and this

649
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 2: is the story About.

650
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: Grabbin she hated doing it so. Much it was so

651
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: funny how cranky she was about doing. It is that?

652
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: ENOUGH i hate?

653
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 2: This, no she was the. Best and then also when

654
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: she called you un roused about and it's, like, well

655
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: what Does scotty? Think take close To. Scotty she just

656
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: KNEW i was going to make sure you didn't. Die

657
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 2: it was a very lovely. Moment. Yeah here's one From JUSTIN. J. T.

658
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: McCormack he sent this in and this is very bananas

659
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 2: coded as nobody says. Anymore man who walked fifteen, thousand

660
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: five hundred and four miles around the world to find

661
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: out if the world is a terrible place finally reveals his.

662
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: Verdict oh my, god that's very us, right this is,

663
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: awesome so this is an older. Story it's a new

664
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Speaker 2: post on. Unilad you know you AND i are on

665
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: unilad fourteen fifteen times a.

666
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: Day, YEAH i want a duo lad BECAUSE i love

667
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: it so. MUCH i want to two of.

668
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: Them it's written By Joe, yates who is the best

669
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: in the walking. Biz here we. Go you can send

670
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: your stories into The Bananas podcast at gmail dot com

671
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: or The Bananas podcast On. Instagram if you've never heard

672
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 2: our podcast, before this is the first. Time this is

673
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 2: how it. Goes if you've ever hiked a six hour,

674
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: trail a, mountain or even a few flights of, stairs

675
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: you can begin to understand just how difficult it would

676
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 2: be to walk around the. World there are, dozens if not,

677
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 2: hundreds honestly, millions of ways to travel around the. World,

678
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: yeah and choosing to do so by foot surely has

679
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 2: to be the hardest. Way, well you, know crawling it's,

680
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: fine but tell that.

681
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: Rolling rushing a peanut with your, nose.

682
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 2: That's the world. Record local idiot pushes. Peanut biden talk about.

683
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 2: Disintegrating oh that would be.

684
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: So you know that guy did it right For upspike's.

685
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 2: Peak, YEAH i should talk about. HIM i remember, that

686
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,479
Speaker 2: but around the world As, yeah that would be. Fun

687
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 2: it's a different cup of, beefstock a bit. Different but

688
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 2: tell that To Stephen, newman who did exactly. That he, Walked,

689
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 2: well this is a different. Measurement fifteen and nine miles

690
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 2: around the. World In april nineteen eighty, three he set

691
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: off From, ohio you, know the crucible of this great

692
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 2: land on a dead center of. It they, say, yeah

693
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: it's it's a. Place it's definitely in the, middle on

694
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: a solo hike that would take him across twenty one

695
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: countries over four, years before finally returning home In april

696
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty. Seven speaking To New York, Times i've heard of.

697
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 2: That i'm In New York. City everybody's reading it in every. Direction.

698
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah two years after completing his trek here.

699
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: People, say what time is? It you go Through York times.

700
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 2: And they, go, hell, yeah the old gray. Lady and

701
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 2: then we slap each other with the paper a bunch

702
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: until our cabs come. Snort it's all, right you cause

703
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to get used to it. Again for

704
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: so long us you got it used to carrying them

705
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: balled Up New York, times not rolled up balld up

706
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: and then you say what time is it and they

707
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: say It's New York, times and you just beat each

708
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 2: other in the face and then you get in separate

709
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: cabs the crash into brick. WALLS i don't really like

710
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 2: walking that, much he. SAID i just KNEW i wanted some,

711
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: stories So i'm gonna go for a. Walk whoa for,

712
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: real THAT'S i, mean that's the Most. Ohio that's also

713
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 2: before the. Internet, YES i literally just did it for the.

714
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 2: Stories like there.

715
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: Was no one was following his every until he did.

716
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: It no one wrote a story about this.

717
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 2: Guy it was a magical, time like travel influencers really

718
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: had a moment fifteen years, ago eighteen years. Ago now

719
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 2: you see travel, influencers and it's tough because we've seen. Everything,

720
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 2: yeah we've seen every, Trail we've seen every, Meal we've

721
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: Seen santorini so many. Times so you're, LIKE i just

722
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 2: simply do not need to see another twenty five year

723
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 2: old In. Santorini, Sorry Kitty.

724
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: Well you're gonna hate my new, Website.

725
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: Oh, Boy Santorini weenie dot. Com so how did it

726
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 2: all come? About great, Question Kurt, well he confessed in

727
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 2: a blog on his website that he had a dream

728
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: of walking around the world when he was a nine year.

729
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: Old it was his nine year old's excitable. Mind he,

730
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: wrote it was during one of those, times a Frequent

731
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: Southern ohio rainy, afternoons when my imagination was lost in

732
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 2: a stack of Old National geographic. Magazines now okay without

733
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: kurty b AND i sounding four hundred and ninety thousand years.

734
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 2: Old National geographic used to be the most badass magazine

735
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: there was so cool it was. Unbelievable one it was,

736
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: Animals two it was different. Cultures three the photography was.

737
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 2: Amazing for sometimes they had, boobs sometimes they had boom often,

738
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: Often and even In catholic school they Had national to

739
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: look at, It, yeah you and you would see An

740
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 2: amazonian tribe and they were all standing around a fire

741
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: and boobs were. Out and when you're in fourth grade

742
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: and you're in A catholic, school that's the tip of the.

743
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 2: Iceberg that's as good as it, gets.

744
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: He.

745
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: Wrote though the covers of that dignified periodical may have

746
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 2: worn and faded at the, time the beauty of the

747
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 2: glossy photographs inside was still unmistakably very much. ALIVE i

748
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 2: knew then and there that SOMEDAY i had to visit

749
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 2: all those exotic lands and meet those smiling. FACES i

750
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: totally understand, this by the, Way oh, yeah it was the.

751
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: Best when my parents would go. Out my sister was

752
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: in high, SCHOOL i was still middle. School didn't have a,

753
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: car so they'd you, know go with their friends. WHATEVER i,

754
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: know this sounds. CRAZY i would get VHS's Of National

755
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: geographic hour longs that would be like, reptiles, yeah, sharks oh,

756
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: yeah AND i would just watch, those that's What i'll.

757
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: Have loves, Them olive loves.

758
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 2: THEM i would watch him start to. FINISH i really

759
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 2: should have been a, zoologist but that was entertainment to.

760
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: Me and, then Weirdly James bond, movies which looking back

761
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: are comical for a ten year old to be, watching

762
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 2: where you, know he's just screwing every woman in, sight

763
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 2: and they're they're not. Good the new ones are, incredible

764
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: the oldest ones are. Incredible the middle ones are. Sloppy

765
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: joe's back in nineteen eighty, seven he explained To people

766
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: magazine why he embarked on the journey to discover whether

767
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: the world was really as bad as people painted, it

768
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: speaking of his, Motive he, said it was a great

769
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 2: curiosity to see that the common, people what the common

770
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 2: people of the world were. Like walking is the best

771
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 2: way because you have one on one with so many.

772
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 2: People we also so we hears so much about how

773
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: dangerous the world has. Become, yeah and how it's it's,

774
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: true and how it's falling apart, socially, morally. WHATEVER i

775
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 2: had this deep urge to find out if it was

776
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 2: really such terrible place as everybody was, SAYING i love this.

777
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: GUY i know it's really. Interesting so what was his?

778
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 2: Verdict after completing His round The world, trek he concluded

779
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: everyone was totally. Wrong they were totally. Wrong newman Told

780
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: The New York times the world is a better place

781
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: than we give it credit. For there are more good

782
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 2: people than bad, people even in areas that are. Dangerous

783
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 2: although on his trek he did encounter some horrendous. Things

784
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 2: according To people, Magazine newman said he was arrested four

785
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 2: times during his. Journey he was attacked twice by armed.

786
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 2: Bandits he was stoned by students In india who thought

787
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: he Was. ENGLISH i thought he was, yeah they thought

788
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 2: he was a Brit and he was beaten by a

789
00:42:54,239 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: drunken construction worker in The Australian Outback. Australia you have to,

790
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 2: think at least one Night i'm going to get beaten

791
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 2: up by a drunken construction. Worker That, yeah when you

792
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: come From, america you realize there's gonna be a shooting

793
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: and you're gonna have to run and. Hide you're In,

794
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: australia a Drunk australian construction worker is going for a, punch.

795
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: And they'll warn you about, them but they just call

796
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: them drop. Bears they're gonna say look out for the drop.

797
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: Bears and that means a man who's had too many

798
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: pints at the LOCAL emu pub and is going to

799
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: come down and beat the living daylights out of.

800
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: You and you just, say thank. YOU i Am american

801
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: AND i appreciate you teaching me this lesson about my.

802
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 2: Face he was also accosted by wild, boars bull, ants

803
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 2: one poisonous, snake, flees and a disgruntled. Bison newman published

804
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 2: a book about his travels Entitled World.

805
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: WALK i would have workshop the title a little.

806
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: Bit, yeah that's. Right it could have been a journey

807
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 2: of fifteen nine hundred and fifty nine steps and you

808
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 2: go interesting or MILES i, guess.

809
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: Or like the stroll that took four, years you, know,

810
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: yeah something like.

811
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: That touched by An. Australia it's pretty. COOL i feel

812
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: like a lot of people have probably tried to do.

813
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: THIS i have a buddy Named chip who is about

814
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 2: to drive a race From europe To. Mongolia it's like

815
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 2: The gumball three, thousand but it's like The. Monk it's

816
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: called The mongol Something And, okay the whole point is

817
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: you have to have a cheap. Car you have to

818
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 2: have a car that's like under five thousand dollars because

819
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 2: you to break down in foreign countries and have to

820
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 2: figure out the next steps of.

821
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: This oh that's, interesting especially if it's like everything on

822
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: your machine is imperial units and everything there is like metric. Units, yeah, yeah.

823
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he bought a. CAR i can't. REMEMBER i

824
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: forget where it. STARTS i don't know if it starts

825
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 2: In london Or paris or one of the big one

826
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,919
Speaker 2: of the Big european. Cities but, yeah you race all

827
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 2: the way Into russia and you're like, CRAZY i, know

828
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 2: but you, know maybe it's, Awesome LIKE i don't. Know

829
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: we are all taught to be afraid of each. Other

830
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: and it's very fascinating because, people you, know growing up

831
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: north Of, baltimore everybody's scared to death Of. Baltimore but

832
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 2: you can have these amazing. Times and then being In New. York,

833
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: now you And i've lived IN la. Forever New york

834
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 2: IN la are not in the top ten most dangerous

835
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: cities in The United, States and there are more people

836
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: here in those two cities than pretty much everywhere. Else,

837
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,959
Speaker 2: Yeah phoenix not in the top.

838
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: Ten if you just Put New york IN la, TOGETHER

839
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: i think there's more people In New york AND la

840
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: than there aren't all Of.

841
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: Australia, YEAH i don't know how many people are In,

842
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 2: australia BUT i think There's New york's three IN la metropolitan.

843
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: Areas you put those, TOGETHER i bet it's about twenty

844
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 2: five million. Yea and walking around the city, Today New

845
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: York city is so safe it's. Preposterous it's. Act but

846
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 2: everybody's on their own. Mission like walking, around you just

847
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 2: pass every type of. PERSON i don't even remember being single,

848
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: Here LIKE i obviously dated a lot. Here you dated

849
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 2: a lot. Here towards the, END i.

850
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: Just dated for one year AND i really there were no.

851
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 2: Apps we weren't on the apps because no apps like

852
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: the iPhone, existed but they there was No, tinder grinder,

853
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 2: home you, know no scruff whatever you're, into hinge. Bumble

854
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: there was farmer zony dot com and.

855
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah farmers only dot. Com that's.

856
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 2: It any harmony and uh it was just a thing

857
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 2: where you're, like you walk around the city and you're,

858
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: LIKE i honestly don't know how anybody connects with anybody

859
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: in this city because everybody is it's nine million people

860
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 2: on their own. Mission, YES i didn't make actually one

861
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 2: person day AND i walked sixteen thousand.

862
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: STEPS i did DO i did the thing THAT i

863
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: THOUGHT i could never do pull, off which WAS i

864
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: just talked started like chatting somebody up on the. TRAIN

865
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: i like dated someone for a while just from chatting

866
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: them up on the, train WHICH i was like always

867
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: like is this? Possible is it a thing THAT i could?

868
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: Do and THEN i did. IT i was, like it's

869
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: a THING i could. Do and, also, weirdly we were

870
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: going to we lived on the exact same.

871
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: Stop that. Sucks isn't that? Crazy? Yeah, yeah you don't

872
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: want that In New YORK i would walk.

873
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 1: Past her, house especially after like she was, like don't

874
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: talk to me. ANYMORE i would walk past her house

875
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: every single.

876
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 2: Day you want long distance relationships, here you want to at

877
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 2: least five, stops maybe one train. Transfer it's just the

878
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 2: only way to.

879
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: Live, YEAH i think you gotta do thumbs up because.

880
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 2: We're getting close to the.

881
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: End we really just chatted our little dicks.

882
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 2: Off, well we haven't seen each other in a week or.

883
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 2: So it's nice to catch. Up Katie cameron is thumbing

884
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 2: up The Banana boys for being a motivating factor And

885
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 2: katie trying stand up comedy after ten years of SAYING

886
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: i want to try stand up. Comedy the way you

887
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: two dive in and go for anything silly and fun

888
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: is such a gift that it sparks a chain. Reaction

889
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 2: SO i wrote that chain reaction and tried stand up

890
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 2: comedy for the first. Time thank you for inspiring. Me

891
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: and thumbs up to The Vermont Comedy club for being

892
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 2: such an awesome space to learn and be. Brave you've

893
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: probably played that club many.

894
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: TIMES i love that.

895
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: Club we gotta do A bananas And. Vermont okael like

896
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 2: we got a dunk On New. Hampshire, yeah the whole,

897
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 2: time and we can't Give boston the piece Of, yeah

898
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 2: we can't Let boston win yet. Again, yes So Vermont Comedy,

899
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: club maybe we're coming for. You Aaron Lambert SIPE i

900
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: believe is doing a double thumbs. Up aaron and a

901
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 2: friend decide to get jobs At Joeyanne fabrics for kicks

902
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 2: and giggles, because in her friend's, words we need something

903
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: to talk, about all, right and they got a thirty

904
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: percent employee. Discount aaron said she went into it thinking

905
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 2: it would, be you, know, interesting but a very low

906
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: stakes way to just take a silly. Job but she

907
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 2: was completely unprepared for the emotional investment people from every

908
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: walk of life have In joy And. Fabrics Now joy

909
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 2: And fabrics is, closing curt so rest and Peace joey And.

910
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: Fabrics but big thumbs up to me and my friend

911
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 2: for doing a banana silly job just for the stories

912
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: and ending up with weird retail experiences and so many heartfelt. Interactions,

913
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 2: yes that's a very funny thing to do just to

914
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,439
Speaker 2: get a retail thing at like a dying fabrics. Chain.

915
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah also bring Back joy And fabrics Like giant billionaires

916
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 2: come back buy it and just let just make it not.

917
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: Profitable who? Cares just let care people sell for crying out.

918
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: Out michael's is our only.

919
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 2: Option now let moms and progressive dads sell their Children's halloween?

920
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: Costumes where also is it everybody just gets it? Online?

921
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 2: NOW i don't.

922
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: Understand Joanne fabrics was a, delight a delight to go inside.

923
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 2: Of it still smelled the. SAME i went to the

924
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 2: one In glendale not too long, ago and it was.

925
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 2: Wonderful they had birdhouse, Kits. Kurt they have everything we

926
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 2: got we.

927
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: Had we have one of those burdens.

928
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: WHEN i gave your kids those melting Down halloween, ornaments

929
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: that was From Joeyann. Fabrics, yeah for the. Best, ALSO

930
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: i had very, Briefly i'll tell this. Story there there's

931
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: A target in the middle Of Los angeles AND i

932
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 2: wanted to go To. TARGET i parked on the roof

933
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 2: as you, do take the elevator Down hi and walk

934
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: in the. Store And i'm walking around This target And i'm, like,

935
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 2: Man target is really going for, Crafts like this is.

936
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 2: Nuts and then there are frames, everywhere every size frame

937
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 2: you can, imagine And i'm, like, damn target is really

938
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: get into the frame game in a strong. Way And

939
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 2: i'm looking around for the stuff any in a target

940
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: AND i can't find. Anything AND i walk up to

941
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: an associate AND i, Go, hey where's the? Whatever and she, goes,

942
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: oh this is A. Michaels the target's next. Door SO

943
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 2: i walked into A michaels that was directly next to

944
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 2: a target that did not know, that AND i just

945
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 2: thought it was a. Target And i'm, LIKE i got

946
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 2: all these. Frames my target is coming in. Hard shout

947
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 2: out To. MICHAELS i Think michaels is going to carry

948
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 2: the joy And fabrics flag their frames great framework frames

949
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: are the most overpriced.

950
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: Thing they're the most overpriced. Things is so.

951
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 2: Crazy frame is like seven thousand dollars and you could

952
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: just buy a frame for fourteen ninety. Nine you're, like

953
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 2: where's the magic happening between unrolling this? POSTER i?

954
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: Know and then you're gonna come and it's like, choose

955
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: like do you want us to build the frame for?

956
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: You and it's, like, Well i've seen frames, already squares

957
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: do you have? Those, no we build the frame for.

958
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: You why why are you building these?

959
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 2: Frames you definitely don't need to do. That go To.

960
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 2: Michael's it's next to, Market last but not least you

961
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 2: and be cretty be. Weird thumming Up Emily, riley who

962
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 2: saved a bunch Of bananas episodes to listen to during her.

963
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 2: Labor she gave birth and her Baby bananam is doing.

964
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 2: Great thank, you. Guys thumbs up to You Emily riley

965
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 2: for two friends that just get together and talk to each.

966
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 2: Other it's a it's a real honor that so many

967
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: of you have included us in such important parts of your.

968
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: Life AND i would say that that child Is banana

969
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: The week.

970
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 2: Easily boy girl them they, Whatever that beautiful baby Is

971
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 2: banana baby of The. WEEK i know.

972
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: What guess, What, Scottie i'm gonna. Say this is the first.

973
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: Episode we're just only doing two. Stories were a bunch

974
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: of Chatty.

975
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 2: Cathy's we just swear catching. Up we hadn't seen each other.

976
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 1: Forever don't mind if we.

977
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 2: Do sorry, bananimals but uh that's just how we roll.

978
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 2: SOMETIMES B A N a n As Bananas bananas is

979
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 2: an exactly right media. Production our producer and engineer Is Katie.

980
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 2: Levine the Catchy bananas theme song was composed and performed By.

981
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 1: Kahon artwork For bananas was designed By Travis millard.

982
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen kilgareff And

983
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 2: Georgia Hart start And.

984
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: Lisa Maggott is are full, human not a, robot part time.

985
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 2: Employee you can listen To bananas on The iHeartRadio, App Apple, Podcasts,

986
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 2: spotify or wherever you get your, podcasts and please feel

987
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 2: free to rate and review as many times as you.

988
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 2: Can we love those five. Stars