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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Apollo Live,

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Speaker 1: Tony Rock July twenty fourth through the twenty sixth. Twickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or called four

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Speaker 1: two five, two eight nine seven thousand another tell me Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi this Kevin. Yes, it is hello Kevin. My name

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Speaker 1: is Donald and I worked from virus Protection. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. Our records show that you're a subscriber, and

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to call subscribers anytime there's a major security breach.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just calling to tell you there was a

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Speaker 1: major security breach today. What security breach? A major security breach?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means that your system may

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Speaker 1: have been compromised by a computer virus. But I went

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Speaker 1: ahead and logged onto your computer and checked everything and

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Speaker 1: that you should be okay. I put a patch you

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Speaker 1: what I locked onto my computer? Yes, I'm sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: really confused right now, there's a Hey, dumbass, I just

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Speaker 1: saved your computer. That's all I'm thaying. Dumb ass, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand where you're not getting. This is a courtesy call.

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Speaker 1: Exactly did you just say to me again? Can you

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Speaker 1: say that again? I'm sorry, third, I got a little frustrated.

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Speaker 1: Don't be sorry. Okay, So to your manager, well, i'd

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Speaker 1: really prefer you not speak to my manager. Absolutely like

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Speaker 1: to call your manager, and I would like to talk

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Speaker 1: to them right now. Well, I was just trying to

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Speaker 1: say that you weren't understanding my point trying to say anything.

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Speaker 1: You called me a dumbass. Yes, but I was just

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Speaker 1: I will not say anything else to you. I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking to you. This is a courtesy on the phone.

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Speaker 1: This is a courtesy call to let you know, very

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Speaker 1: courteous to call me a dumbass, sir. But I saved

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Speaker 1: your computer. That's you think you are saying to me

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Well, if I was calling you to

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Speaker 1: tell you that I saved your computer from a virus,

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Speaker 1: do you say to you you called me a dumbass,

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Speaker 1: and I said, what the hell are you doing on

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Speaker 1: my computer? Well, that's exactly what happened, okay, sir, Respectfully,

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Speaker 1: I was calling you fully, I would like to speak

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Speaker 1: to your manager, you dumbass. I was calling you a

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Speaker 1: dumb ass because you weren't listening to me. And I

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Speaker 1: was just called you a dumbass because you're a dumbass.

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Speaker 1: And you're not listening to me. That was just plain

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Speaker 1: ol rude. That was rude. Yes, this is this is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I don't care what kind of apologizing you

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Speaker 1: have to say. I want to I want to talk

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Speaker 1: about whatever the hell the security breaches and the fact

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Speaker 1: that thinks that they can just sign into my shout

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Speaker 1: asking it wasn't the company through with me. I made

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Speaker 1: a judgment call. What are you? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes in a computer right now, just yes, just sometimes

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Speaker 1: in the field of battle, you make judgment call. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Feel a badly? You've nerd? What is this?

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Speaker 1: He the thrones or something? You blink for us second

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Speaker 1: there on your computer, playing playing magic, the gathering online

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Speaker 1: or something. What are you doing? You blink for a second, sir,

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Speaker 1: You blink for a second. If something goes out of

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Speaker 1: my bank account, or if there is an email of

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Speaker 1: it has been opened, I have not looked at better believe,

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Speaker 1: hesitation is how computer programs get killed, thir I made

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Speaker 1: a judgment call, and I stand by it. Fine, stand

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Speaker 1: by your decision. You're gonna get fired for talking to

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Speaker 1: me like this. If I get fired because of your complaint,

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Speaker 1: I don't care, thir. I will go down with glory

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Speaker 1: and honor and valor, just like all of the others

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Speaker 1: who have gone before me. Why are you laughing at me? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I am an honorable man. I saved your computer, thir.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, my valiant night for saving your computer. I

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Speaker 1: am a decorated soldier of the Internet, some kind of

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Speaker 1: video game telephone computer. Hell right now, hey, Kevin, at

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Speaker 1: this point I should tell you that this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jubal from Brook and Jewble in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: on to two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: You kidding me? No, it's a joke. Man. Your buddy

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Speaker 1: Chris set you up. That was ridiculous. You didn't know

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Speaker 1: that you were going to come in contact with a

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Speaker 1: valiant Night of the Internet today, did you? And the

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Speaker 1: pleasure was all nine? See you later, dumbass week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with sulphone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: call out to win one hundred bucks one eight six six,

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two five. Let