Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencan and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
Speaker 2: in a Pod with myself, Tamra Judge, and Emily Simpson.
Speaker 2: Who I'm sick, Emily Simpson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, but you're gonna get better.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get better because we girl, we have some
Speaker 2: filming to do.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know. I'm ready, okay, ready.
Speaker 3: By then, I got two weeks.
Speaker 2: I got to ask you a question, are you do
Speaker 2: you have to mentally prepare for this?
Speaker 3: Because I do. Yes. First of all, I go through
Speaker 3: Oh god, I wish I could talk. First of all,
Speaker 3: I go through many stages. I go through stage one,
Speaker 3: which is this, I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: I quit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Then I do the Okay, well,
Speaker 3: I guess I'll do it one more time, one more season.
Speaker 3: I got it, I got one more Yeah. Then I
Speaker 3: do the okay, let's get this ship like, let's do it,
Speaker 3: let's go, let's get it out. I go through all
Speaker 3: of those stages.
Speaker 2: So my face right now because I've been hanging out
Speaker 2: a big bear and not really giving two shits about
Speaker 2: what I look like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all that crop just no.
Speaker 2: Makeup, hanging out and I'm like, oh my god, the
Speaker 2: back to putting.
Speaker 3: Makeup on and just messing up. So now I'm at
Speaker 3: I gotta buy clothes. Yeah, yeah, I know that stresses
Speaker 3: me out.
Speaker 2: So I told Heather because me and Heather had this conversation.
Speaker 2: She's like, I got to purge my closet, and I go,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that like the week before, but I'm
Speaker 2: going to go to Zara and buy like seventy five
Speaker 2: shirts because you can wear the same jeans. But it's
Speaker 2: like true, that is true with seventy five shirts and
Speaker 2: just you know, change it.
Speaker 3: Get one pair of black pants, one pair of jeans, skirts,
Speaker 3: and thousand tops, eight thousand tops.
Speaker 2: Well, we can't forget our spanks leather pants that we
Speaker 2: all wear because I.
Speaker 3: Just love that. Yeah, I have like ten pairs of those.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're like me gearing up to film get
Speaker 2: onto the Real Housewives of Miami because it's this is
Speaker 2: one show that never disappoints.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Alexia says, Todd doesn't think it's a good idea to
Speaker 2: buy an apartment they have rented for the past six years.
Speaker 2: The owner of the apartment sold their department, so they
Speaker 2: have to find a new place to move out to.
Speaker 2: She wants to live an apartment over a house because
Speaker 2: she feels it'll be better with Frankie having you know,
Speaker 2: other people around when he's alone. Totally get her perspective.
Speaker 2: I would want to do the same thing.
Speaker 3: I was just shocked that they were renting. I thought
Speaker 3: that was her house. Yeah, I'm always shocked to find
Speaker 3: out when people were rent to. But then I'm shocked
Speaker 3: when they say things like they think it's better to rent.
Speaker 3: I don't understand. I don't I don't stupid.
Speaker 2: No, you're not stupid, But I mean, I haven't rented
Speaker 2: a house, and I can't take it how long? But
Speaker 2: you know, we're thinking about selling the house, and I
Speaker 2: keep telling Eddie, where are we going to go?
Speaker 3: There's nothing out there. There's like six houses for sale
Speaker 3: in our area.
Speaker 2: And you know, our interest rate on this house is
Speaker 2: so low, and anywhere you go the interest rates are
Speaker 2: so high. Right, So I don't know. And he said, well,
Speaker 2: maybe we'll rent until we to the interest rates go
Speaker 2: down or we find something, And I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: haven't rent in a long time.
Speaker 3: I know it would be difficult. Yeah, Like I've never
Speaker 3: in the fifteen years that Shane and I have been married,
Speaker 3: we've never rented. We own, So I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: understand the benefits of renting because to me, you're just
Speaker 3: throwing money away every month, right.
Speaker 2: Especially if you're like ten thirteen, fifteen thousand dollars a
Speaker 2: month and you're doing.
Speaker 3: It for years and you're that would kill me to
Speaker 3: rent it. Check it's hard, it's hard. Like for me,
Speaker 3: you walk away at the end, you have nothing, You
Speaker 3: have nothing. I know. I'm too cheap for that.
Speaker 2: Me too, Like even cars, like I don't want to
Speaker 2: Like my car is paid off, but I don't want
Speaker 2: a car with like these people are spending one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty thousand dollars in car payment and having two
Speaker 2: three thousand dollars crme. I'm like, I don't understand that concept.
Speaker 3: I just don't. It's not that important for me to
Speaker 3: be in a fancy to go.
Speaker 2: I'm in a fancy car, but you know, like two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand. So anyway, I mean, moving isn't fun.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine moving on that short of notice. Now,
Speaker 2: She's saying, there's fifteen days notice, and he's like, no,
Speaker 2: you had a thirty day notice. Yeah, you have thirty day.
Speaker 2: We have thirty days until our least expires.
Speaker 3: So but it was something like they were hoping maybe
Speaker 3: that they would move in fifteen days, but they don't
Speaker 3: have to move in fifteen days. It could be thirty days. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just very confusing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But Adriana she's doing double time work this season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is, she really is.
Speaker 2: She's telling Julia that she heard Alexia and Todd her
Speaker 2: having financial issues. Adriana says the interest rates are high,
Speaker 2: which they are, and Todd's business is not doing any well,
Speaker 2: so she has to break the least and leave their apartment. Now,
Speaker 2: this is a totally different story than what Alexia is saying,
Speaker 2: and it's I mean, it's just kind of nasty to
Speaker 2: even like go there. Yeah, but Anna, Now, I don't know,
Speaker 2: do you remember Anna from one of their original but.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what I remember her from? Do
Speaker 3: you remember that show The prof I heard about it.
Speaker 3: I knew that she was in it, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: saw that episode that she was on.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't know, I know, her from that.
Speaker 2: I talked to her once in a while. We've done
Speaker 2: a live together, well DM once in a while, But
Speaker 2: I don't know much more than that. She sent me
Speaker 2: some of her products and she's always been super nice
Speaker 2: to me. But Anna was very good friends with them
Speaker 2: years ago, Alexia and Marisol, and then they had a
Speaker 2: falling out. So she's do you think she's back just
Speaker 2: to stir up the ship or to get.
Speaker 3: Her job back? Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely well, adrianaa loves to spread rumors by using a
Speaker 2: little bertie. Yeah, but she said me that she said name, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Well can I trust you?
Speaker 3: Yes, I can try. Okay it was Anna, right, and
Speaker 3: and the camera's in the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So a little backstory from people that people don't
Speaker 2: know about Anna. She was a housewife on season two
Speaker 2: of the Real Houses in Miami and then she was
Speaker 2: a friend on season three. She was actually really close
Speaker 2: to Mary saw In Alexia. During the original run they
Speaker 2: were they were labeled the three Muskteers by Lisa. That's
Speaker 2: how close they were, kind of like the three of
Speaker 2: the Three. Yeah, that all pans out, But Adriana telling
Speaker 2: Julia not to repeat the rumor as she's telling her
Speaker 2: on camera, right.
Speaker 3: I love it when people do that. It's all to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what is basically code for spread the rumor? Police, right, right,
Speaker 2: let's hurt alexia, spread the rumor.
Speaker 3: Okay, So then what's your take on it. Do you
Speaker 3: think that they're having financial problems and that's why they're
Speaker 3: moving or do you think the lease that they really
Speaker 3: did sell the apartment and their lease is now on existence.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm to me, I just I believed her
Speaker 2: when she told me that. I mean, he's successful, you
Speaker 2: can tell. But their lifestyle and all that, but you
Speaker 2: never know how people are living. You just don't, right,
Speaker 2: But you know, Adriana.
Speaker 3: Is always there. I mean, how is how does annao?
Speaker 3: How would she know?
Speaker 2: Does anybody really know your financial situation?
Speaker 3: They don't. My assumption was she heard that they were
Speaker 3: moving and that they were probably moving quickly, and when
Speaker 3: people hear that somebody is moving quickly, they want they
Speaker 3: want to make it salacious. That's my take on it.
Speaker 3: Whereas you know, making a big deal at any right
Speaker 3: right exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm I'm anxious to see what kind of how
Speaker 2: she moves into because if she downsides considerably, then we'll
Speaker 2: be like, Okay, maybe there was some money isshoes whatever,
Speaker 2: but honestly, who cares.
Speaker 3: People go through ups and downs.
Speaker 2: Now, what I do care about is Julia's new confessional outfit.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know.
Speaker 2: That's the one with the Martini glasses as Martini glasses
Speaker 2: as earrings and it's an unbuttoned jean shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't care for it. No, I didn't either. It
Speaker 3: looked like like if Annabel made me get dressed for
Speaker 3: New Years. I'm like, where is she going with this outfit?
Speaker 2: I have noticed lately a lot of confessional looks girls.
Speaker 3: Are wearing jeans. I think Barlow does, Lisa Barlow did.
Speaker 2: There's a few of them, and I'm like, hmm, I
Speaker 2: always wanted to just wear jeans.
Speaker 3: I'd rather just rather a sweats No, can we just
Speaker 3: wear workout pants at our confessionals? I can't do jeans.
Speaker 3: I can't me too. Let's skip the denim and go
Speaker 3: straight to just workout pants, workout clothes exactly.
Speaker 2: So, then Jody tells Lisa that he has a lot
Speaker 2: going on, trying to start a business and also taking
Speaker 2: on the media articles about him.
Speaker 3: Okay, what does Jody do because it looks like he's
Speaker 3: pretty well off.
Speaker 2: We don't know, we know, okay, but he's obviously starting
Speaker 2: a new business, and he's not liking the articles that
Speaker 2: are coming out about him. He says he would like
Speaker 2: if Lisa checked in on him more and ask him
Speaker 2: how he's doing.
Speaker 3: I thought that was fair, that's a fair request. But
Speaker 3: if you have to.
Speaker 2: Ask your girlfriend, boyfriend, I really like for you to
Speaker 2: check on me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not good.
Speaker 2: Like you know, when relationships knew, you're always texting, always
Speaker 2: checking in all that.
Speaker 3: But well, the way I took it was because she
Speaker 3: has this really bad divorce with Lenny going on, and
Speaker 3: that really consumes her life. I'm sure that's all she
Speaker 3: talks about all day long, and she probably never says
Speaker 3: to him, how was your day, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: What's going on with you?
Speaker 2: Well, it's probably because she's too busy taking pictures of
Speaker 2: her food, So she was taking pictures of food to post.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming, oh my god, I'll checked out with Lenny
Speaker 3: and every flashback they showed, oh my god, I know,
Speaker 3: I know. Like now, I think she's almost used to it.
Speaker 2: So now she has a guy that's very checked in
Speaker 2: and she doesn't know how to act, doesn't know what
Speaker 2: to do. I mean, setting a timer on her phone
Speaker 2: to check in on her boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Right. I was like, oh, that was bad, Like, you
Speaker 3: can't you can't have an alarm going off telling them
Speaker 3: that you have to check in on your boyfriend and
Speaker 3: ask him how he's doing. Yeah, that's a little weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then we go on to Larsa. She gets
Speaker 2: emotional with Lisa, talking about how Scotti's family was resentful
Speaker 2: towards her. Lisa apologizes for not asking how Larsa is
Speaker 2: doing and thinks she hasn't been the best friend. Lisa
Speaker 2: gets a notification on her phone to remind herself to
Speaker 2: check in on joby. I mean, here she is talking
Speaker 2: to Larsa about how she's not really good at checking
Speaker 2: in and not a good friend, and then she has
Speaker 2: an alarm. I mean, then you're sitting with a girl
Speaker 2: that can't be away from her boyfriend for two seconds,
Speaker 2: has a podcast or Larsa.
Speaker 3: I mean, she is jess A Smith and kitten, isn't
Speaker 3: she She is? She really is. She actually is so sweet.
Speaker 3: So she is. But you know, looking back, you've never.
Speaker 2: Seen anybody from Lisa our Larsa's family on the show. No,
Speaker 2: we've never seen, Like, I don't know anything about Lisa's
Speaker 2: family at all. She talked a lot about Lenny's family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she and she talked about how she has
Speaker 3: no one out there, which made me, I like, I
Speaker 3: felt for that because I'm an Orange County with Shane,
Speaker 3: I have no family here.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you but you've said that, you've said
Speaker 2: you've had I don't know that she's ever talked about
Speaker 2: her family that I can remember of, and definitely have
Speaker 2: not seen anybody from her family.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know another thing.
Speaker 2: That was weird that Larissa rarely opens up about stuff
Speaker 2: like this when she was talking about, you know, her family,
Speaker 2: and I think that you know, when you're at that level.
Speaker 3: That she's at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has a lot of celebrity friends, right, she
Speaker 2: it's just a known thing. Don't talk about me, right,
Speaker 2: don't talk about me on your show, right.
Speaker 3: But it was rare to.
Speaker 2: Hear her talk about how her how his family kind
Speaker 2: of turned their back.
Speaker 3: And people take sides, it happens and divorces, so yeah,
Speaker 3: for sure. And you know what, when I went to
Speaker 3: Kathy Hilton's Christmas party, I actually rode with Larsa and
Speaker 3: Marcus to the party from Crystal's house. It was just me,
Speaker 3: there's I love them, and Paulina, my trainer, and then
Speaker 3: Larsa and Marcus. It was just the four of us.
Speaker 3: They are so sweet and you can tell that they
Speaker 3: are so in love and like so genuinely genuinely, like
Speaker 3: really into each other. And it was really I mean,
Speaker 3: they're really cute together.
Speaker 2: Just you could see the love, like they have their
Speaker 2: own podcasts, separation anxiety, like they are together all the time.
Speaker 3: But so we move on.
Speaker 2: Lisa picks Larsa up in a Honda, which is got
Speaker 2: a housekeeper.
Speaker 3: I thought this was hilarious. That was like TV gold
Speaker 3: right there. And then when Larsa says we could rob
Speaker 3: a bank, no one would know what was us. I
Speaker 3: was like, that is the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: And then when she first pulled up, Larsa was so confused,
Speaker 2: like do you want me to get into a Honda?
Speaker 3: Right? I mean, the scene was hilarious. I mean, it
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 2: It was very smart for her to do that after
Speaker 2: all the girls giving her shit about spending and all
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, she did. I didn't understand that, So she doesn't
Speaker 3: have her own vehicle. She's just using We're all confused.
Speaker 3: We're all confused on that. So I think what it is,
Speaker 3: and I think we're speculating. I think Lenny still lives
Speaker 3: at the house, right, so whatever the cars are there
Speaker 3: are in his name. I assume everything is in his name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't have a car outside of Lenny, right.
Speaker 3: So then they get divorced and now she's just there's
Speaker 3: nothing in her name. I assume the home in her name.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, is he gonna take her goddamn car? Like,
Speaker 3: come on, I don't know that. Dude seemed like I
Speaker 3: watched those scenes of him and like, I don't think
Speaker 3: he seems pretty brutal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I predict he won't be with that girlfriend, that
Speaker 2: fiance he has.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that won't last.
Speaker 2: Now do you think that that? Did you see chemistry
Speaker 2: between Lisa and Jody?
Speaker 3: Not really? But I don't either.
Speaker 2: But I don't like it because I like them boat
Speaker 2: then I've you know, hung out with them at Brabo Comma.
Speaker 3: Stuff and just maybe maybe he's just not comfortable on camera.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe that.
Speaker 2: I look at it and they make fine in person,
Speaker 2: but it was just I just felt like, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I mean, and the girls are trying to
Speaker 2: tell her stop talking about Lenny, right.
Speaker 3: But that's what's going on in her life, and that's
Speaker 3: what you're supposed to do. We're supposed to know about.
Speaker 2: And you know, I how they they beat a dead horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they tell you like, talk about this, talk
Speaker 3: about your divorce, talk about your status, talk about Lenny,
Speaker 3: talk about the cars, talk about what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Now this I got nixed feelings from friends just talking
Speaker 2: about this. So Nicole invited Anna to her luncheon since
Speaker 2: Adriana asked her to bring her. Nicole says she has
Speaker 2: never been told if the ladies have issues with her.
Speaker 2: Alexia sees Anna's name on the table and freaks out.
Speaker 2: She tells Nicole that this is a bad move. First
Speaker 2: of all, she's like, who's Anna, Who's Anna?
Speaker 3: Who's Anna? Right?
Speaker 2: And it's really ugly on her part. Maris I'll leave
Speaker 2: since she thinks Anna's toxic. Sea leaves two, saying this
Speaker 2: is so Nicole.
Speaker 3: Now, is Nicole being shady?
Speaker 2: Because I don't see Nicole being shady or she just
Speaker 2: totally unaware.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I don't think Nicole is shady either.
Speaker 3: I think Nicole always comes off as very stoic, sweet,
Speaker 3: yes and stand up. But she genuinely looked confused about
Speaker 3: the whole Anna thing. But I also don't think it
Speaker 3: takes a lot of brain cells to figure out if
Speaker 3: you're inviting someone new. She had to know that there's
Speaker 3: history with these women.
Speaker 2: She had to have she knows that much, and it
Speaker 2: could be a situation as well as where productions like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we gotta we want to throw start throwing Anna in.
Speaker 2: You know, she was one of the original girls, so
Speaker 2: let's start throwing her in. So the sacred party for
Speaker 2: her to go to. But Nicole did not invite her.
Speaker 2: She did not invite Anna. It was Adriana. They did
Speaker 2: a flashback of her saying do you mind if Anna comes?
Speaker 2: She's like, no, that's okay, Like she goes even Andy,
Speaker 2: she broke the fourth ball. Even Annie asked me about
Speaker 2: Anna at the reunion and I said, yeah, she's reached
Speaker 2: out to me.
Speaker 3: Then I assume, with all those outside circumstances that in
Speaker 3: her mind she's probably thinking it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: But don't you think exactly but don't you think, like
Speaker 2: if we're having a luncheon and they're going to bring
Speaker 2: somebody back. Let's say we have a luncheon and they're
Speaker 2: going to bring VICKI to it. Yeah, we usually know, right,
Speaker 2: there's very few surprises.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't think of anything that was like a
Speaker 3: huge surprise ever. Yeah, and just seeing.
Speaker 2: Her say who's Hannah, Who's Anna, Alexia would like she's.
Speaker 3: She went right to it. She went right to right
Speaker 3: to it. Yeah, So that made me think that like, oh,
Speaker 3: she she knew to look for it or something because
Speaker 3: she went right to it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I agree. I just wish Alexia and Marisol would have stayed.
Speaker 2: Now we you know, we had it to be continued,
Speaker 2: so we don't know exactly what happens. But then you
Speaker 2: see them walking out towards the elev and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why would you leave? Why is she scare you that much?
Speaker 2: Now I know Anna's daughter called Marisol Rattine corpse.
Speaker 3: Oh that was that was bad? That was bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't Anna that said it.
Speaker 2: It was the daughter, right, But still, I mean you're
Speaker 2: guilty by association, right, right, But I mean overall, it's
Speaker 2: such every episode in Miami is so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Miami. It makes me want to go to Miami.
Speaker 3: Though it's colorful and bright and lively, it makes me
Speaker 3: want to move there now. I want to move to Miami.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: But a few fan thoughts Nicole knows what.
Speaker 3: She was doing.
Speaker 2: I really do disagree with that.
Speaker 3: I really do.
Speaker 2: Unless, like she she might have thought like, oh, maybe
Speaker 2: they're not the best of friends.
Speaker 3: But maybe she didn't have details.
Speaker 2: Maybe she'd know that Anna was going after her own
Speaker 2: podcasts and things like that. But isn't that what you
Speaker 2: want at your parties, especially when your filming house was
Speaker 2: right drama right right? So, I mean it wasn't anything
Speaker 2: that best, like she slept with her husband or something. Right,
Speaker 2: Adriana is jealous of Alexia, that's what fans are saying,
Speaker 2: and Anna is trying to get her mohdo back? Well,
Speaker 2: can you blame a girl?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think you can blame anyone for trying
Speaker 3: to come back on a show. Whatever, you know, I
Speaker 3: hit TV show right right now.
Speaker 2: Overall, it was a great episode.
Speaker 3: Loving Miami. Oh my god. Adriana is she is like
Speaker 3: she's like the Monica but not quite the Monica.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she is, but she's in there, she said,
Speaker 2: get stir.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I really love this. Yes, what else? I mean?
Speaker 3: That's what I hate it when when when the fans
Speaker 3: get pissed at housewives for being shit stirs. It's like,
Speaker 3: do you want us all to sit around and like
Speaker 3: hold hands and sing coom bye y'all you'll be a
Speaker 3: pissed That's what's going Well.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is just thinking like she's not
Speaker 2: even a housewife.
Speaker 3: She's a friend who Adriana? Yeah, Oh she's a friend.
Speaker 3: She's a friend, I believe. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she gets more involved than some of the housewives
Speaker 2: and she's always in and I don't know why she's
Speaker 2: just a friend.
Speaker 3: I'm dying to know who our new housewife.
Speaker 2: Will be, yeah, or housewives or housewives or whatever it's
Speaker 2: going to be.
Speaker 3: I don't The combination is killing me too. And you
Speaker 3: know they're not going to tell us. We're just going
Speaker 3: to show up to something. I know it's going to
Speaker 3: be like surprise, Oh, here you go.
Speaker 2: Well, Emily, thank you so much for filling in for Teddy, Thank.
Speaker 3: You for inviting me. And I apologize about my voice.
Speaker 3: It is I know it's not at all.
Speaker 2: I hope you feel better, And guys, go get those
Speaker 2: tickets for San Francisco. We just want to meet you,
Speaker 2: We want to take pictures.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: It's going to be so much fun. And I'm hoping
Speaker 2: that maybe our cast members might be there. I was
Speaker 2: just gonna say that, if you know what I mean, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it maybe a couple cameras.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like I feel like it has
Speaker 3: to happen and needs Yeah, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: And a couple of weeks, oh my gosh, a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks.
Speaker 3: Start shopping. Get yourself shopping. I'm going to be getting
Speaker 3: on Zara right now. There you go, get your eight
Speaker 3: thousand tops. That's right,