Speaker 1: We have tracked the most listened to Second Date updates
Speaker 1: across all of our podcast platforms, and.
Speaker 2: We are terrible at math.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is very tricky computers.
Speaker 1: Somehow we figured out the top ten Second Date updates
Speaker 1: for you, counting them down, and right now we're at
Speaker 1: number four on the countdown. It's got four streams. That
Speaker 1: means something on the record for us, featuring Alexis's favorite things,
Speaker 1: coffee and dogs she doesn't own. I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: make a joke.
Speaker 3: No way better when it's not your dog.
Speaker 1: That's why we called it. Coffee and caneines enjoy second
Speaker 1: d They say dogs are a man's best friend. Why
Speaker 1: because they're great wingmen?
Speaker 2: Oh god, they really are very true.
Speaker 1: You have a cute dog with you, even a really
Speaker 1: ugly dog. Gorgeous women will stop mid marathon to walk
Speaker 1: over in penfe.
Speaker 2: It is true. And it's like sometimes the uglier dog,
Speaker 2: the more attractive it.
Speaker 1: Is, Like you chok it.
Speaker 3: An ugly dog.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even have a face.
Speaker 3: You're just looking at it.
Speaker 4: Sticking out.
Speaker 1: And apparently that's how William met his date with the
Speaker 1: help of a burn a doodle or is it a doodle? Burn? Noodler.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: I can't keep up with all the cross breeds. And
Speaker 1: when I say cross breeds, I mean my co host.
Speaker 1: But enough about this group, let's just talk to William. William,
Speaker 1: how you doing, man?
Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going? Guys?
Speaker 3: Oh, you have a cute pop. What's the dog's name?
Speaker 2: Is it bad that I care about that more than
Speaker 2: your dates?
Speaker 5: Dame?
Speaker 4: Right now, my dog's name is Bogie.
Speaker 1: Wow, I know, buttons are coming loose already. Tell us
Speaker 1: about Bogie and how Bogie helped you meet your girl.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, so I adopted Bogie like about a month
Speaker 4: ago or so, and I started going to the dog
Speaker 4: park and recently I met Rachelle and she has a
Speaker 4: burn adoodle as well, so naturally, yeah, dogs started like playing.
Speaker 3: Together, same dog, right, Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 4: We started talking and we decided to end up getting coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I haven't listened to a single thing
Speaker 1: you said because I was looking at pictures of bern
Speaker 1: and doodles. A look at them.
Speaker 6: They're really.
Speaker 1: Like multi color. They're like white chest and like dark
Speaker 1: black fur up on the face like a movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're actually they're pretty awesome, like really great dogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're going to a cafe. Is that what
Speaker 2: we're doing?
Speaker 1: Yes, to go back to meeting, I'll recap.
Speaker 6: If they met, they have the same dog, and they
Speaker 6: agreed to go to a cafe right.
Speaker 3: After the dog park, like same day, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we ended up saying, oh, do you want to
Speaker 4: like grab some coffee of the cafe there? So we
Speaker 4: sat outside, we you know, we just kind of getting
Speaker 4: to know each other and turned out that Rochelle actually
Speaker 4: is really well well versed in coffee. I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: she used to work out a coffee plant, you know,
Speaker 4: everything that goes into the roasting and all of that.
Speaker 1: And Brook he means a coffee factory. You know, he's not.
Speaker 1: He didn't work at just one plant.
Speaker 4: Okay, So naturally she said she said, actually there's this
Speaker 4: coffee plant that does coffee toys.
Speaker 2: Oh like a roasting place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she's like, do you want to do that?
Speaker 4: Like we should go out there.
Speaker 8: Sometimes those were required for my old job, and those
Speaker 8: people talk a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean when I think hot, sexy, romantic date, I
Speaker 1: don't think let's go see some coffee beans be roasted.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's interesting.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean we met at the dog park,
Speaker 4: Like it was very till natural. It was just the vibe.
Speaker 4: It was kind of like, okay, cool, this is a
Speaker 4: great opportunity to hang out again.
Speaker 2: Was it romantic, Like did it feel like there was
Speaker 2: chemistry between the chemistry?
Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, okaystry Okay.
Speaker 1: That's great. So did you actually end up going on
Speaker 1: the coffee tour?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, so we did. We actually went on the
Speaker 4: on the day.
Speaker 3: How was it?
Speaker 2: How was the tour and the interaction with her?
Speaker 4: It was actually way better than I was expecting it was.
Speaker 4: There was just a lot of people on it, so
Speaker 4: that was the only part that was a bit frustrating.
Speaker 4: We naturally just kind of hung to the back most
Speaker 4: of it, and she kind of would also explain to
Speaker 4: me different things about the plant and whatnot. Hot, I mean,
Speaker 4: very very sexy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is one of those things where you know
Speaker 6: she's excited to show you.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, you know, even if it's not interesting,
Speaker 1: you bite the bullet, you let her go. You know,
Speaker 1: her eyes are probably big like oh in this, oh,
Speaker 1: in this at least she was having a good time.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there were so many different types of
Speaker 1: coffee beans. Wow, black and more.
Speaker 2: It could be like really attractive to see somebody like
Speaker 2: nerd out on something that they're really into, even if
Speaker 2: you don't like it.
Speaker 4: It's not I think.
Speaker 3: I'm like falling asleep over here. Is there any action
Speaker 3: or anything?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: What was the most exciting part of the coffee experience
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 4: Well? So actually probably midway through we just kind of
Speaker 4: had a moment and then we actually just kissed, like
Speaker 4: was very there.
Speaker 9: Like in the moment.
Speaker 1: Is thisn't like the mandatory kissing part of they have
Speaker 1: you kissed in front of a giant coffee that.
Speaker 4: No, haven't. Honestly, it's just it's just very natural and
Speaker 4: so okay. But this little ten year old kids, this
Speaker 4: little ten year old kid like was near us and
Speaker 4: we didn't see him, so it like totally called us
Speaker 4: out on it.
Speaker 9: He's like, yes, it was exactly like that, and so
Speaker 9: it kind of like, you know, it was funny, but
Speaker 9: it also kind of like killed the Bible a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime you got kids around when you're trying to
Speaker 2: make yeah, not fun, I can tell you from experience.
Speaker 5: Kids watching.
Speaker 1: So how did you leave things at the end of
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 4: So from there just there was only probably ten minutes
Speaker 4: left of the date. Then it just like we took
Speaker 4: some coffee, said we had fun, looking forward to like
Speaker 4: hanging out again, and just went our separate ways and
Speaker 4: that was it. And then I actually I haven't heard
Speaker 4: from her again since then.
Speaker 2: You like you've texted her and you've gotten nothing better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like she's just kind of gone m I A,
Speaker 4: oh no, it seems a bit weird.
Speaker 6: It is weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're gonna We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll call Rochelle and figure out why
Speaker 1: after your thrilling coffee tour, she is some for some
Speaker 1: reason not calling you back.
Speaker 2: Coffee breath you guys, it was her idea and they kissed.
Speaker 1: A child. We'll see what she has to say after
Speaker 1: this hold on.
Speaker 6: The first step in coffee production is harvesting the beans
Speaker 6: a peak ripeness. Next, they process the beans accurate or
Speaker 6: the wet method. Then they drive.
Speaker 1: After the wet part on large parchment sleeves the whole
Speaker 1: deep pulp.
Speaker 6: Grade and sort the beans into one of seventeen categories.
Speaker 3: Did you google concern?
Speaker 4: Are you just reading?
Speaker 6: We need to break guys, get off and we fall asleep.
Speaker 2: He did not take the date with Bory.
Speaker 1: I better stop before it gets too raunchy in the studio,
Speaker 1: because I'm just describing this, describing William's first date where
Speaker 1: he and Rochelle went to a coffee production plan and
Speaker 1: got the whole history about how coffee's made, and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: and Elesis think this is dumb and boring. Brooke and
Speaker 1: I seem to think it's cool that.
Speaker 3: They were in and even yeah, they both enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: They made out in the middle.
Speaker 1: Guys, I was skeptical that it could be a romantic experience,
Speaker 1: but there was a kiss in front of a ten
Speaker 1: year old, so I'm very hot. But now it's been
Speaker 1: a week and Rochelle isn't calling back. After the day,
Speaker 1: We're hoping to figure out why did we miss anything there, William?
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, you guys, it sounds like you were
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 2: Bit turned on there, William, Why do you we'd never heard?
Speaker 2: Why do you think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 4: I don't really know.
Speaker 5: I don't know if she's seeing someone else in thent
Speaker 5: you realize we did keep seeing each other with I
Speaker 5: don't know, I don't I don't really know, but like
Speaker 5: even if that was the case, it's just kind of
Speaker 5: like say that it's and it's not gonna have to
Speaker 5: be weird.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe she has a totally reasonable explanation.
Speaker 1: Maybe, And I'm sure we can bring your two beans
Speaker 1: together to make the perfect brew. Okay, yes, with some
Speaker 1: sort of medium blonde blend, more like a burn a
Speaker 1: blend because of their dogs. But let's just get we'll
Speaker 1: just stop with these puns. Get this over with here
Speaker 1: we go. Hell, Hey, is this Rachelle? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is this she?
Speaker 1: Hey Rachelle, My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay, I'm calling
Speaker 1: you for a second date update today. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if you're familiar with that segment, but we're looking to
Speaker 1: reconnect you with one of our listeners using the dry
Speaker 1: or wet mes.
Speaker 2: Stop second, Oh my god, I'm sorry, Rachelle. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: very sorry.
Speaker 3: She's gonna hang up?
Speaker 7: Is this am I in a radio right now?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're on the sexiest morning show in North America
Speaker 1: right now in the morning.
Speaker 2: Saying so much for radio?
Speaker 1: Isn't it number one morning show for beans?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 9: Stop?
Speaker 7: What's going on?
Speaker 1: One of our listeners is trying to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you, named William that you went out with Oh.
Speaker 7: My no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why that reaction.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you had such a great time on
Speaker 2: the date.
Speaker 4: It was so awkward.
Speaker 3: I did not expect this.
Speaker 1: I know, we were expecting a little bit of a
Speaker 1: better reaction from you after we heard about your day.
Speaker 1: William told us about the coffee plant factory and said
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get a hold of you for
Speaker 1: the last week, texting and asking you out again, but
Speaker 1: you're not responding.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't know what to say. I don't know
Speaker 7: what to say right now.
Speaker 2: You guys sounded like you could be so cute, like
Speaker 2: you had the same dog, you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yet Bogie got along with Tanky really really good cute. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's just it's it's really weird that he
Speaker 7: told you about our date.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought it was weird too that he would
Speaker 1: tell us that. It doesn't help with how the segment works,
Speaker 1: because we want to know about what you guys did
Speaker 1: together and how the interaction was. And from our end,
Speaker 1: it seemed okay, minus the part where you made out
Speaker 1: in front of a ten year old.
Speaker 7: Oh he told you that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah he said, I mean it sounded
Speaker 2: cute and sweet. And then it got, of course interrupted
Speaker 2: when some kid called you guys out on the coffee tour.
Speaker 7: Okay, so he told you, he told you a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm just going to cut to the chase, like,
Speaker 1: what is the reason that you're not getting a hold
Speaker 1: of him again?
Speaker 7: Okay? So okay. I mean when I first met him,
Speaker 7: it was like great, and you know what, there's like
Speaker 7: a spark with people when you meet him, and we
Speaker 7: got to know each other, we got coffee, we like
Speaker 7: hung out for like an hour and some change, and
Speaker 7: he's super cute, Like he's really he's really cute.
Speaker 4: He's really attractive, but oh my god, what is mo?
Speaker 8: Then it just like I realized when we were together
Speaker 8: with the dogs, he was like an eight, you know,
Speaker 8: but like without Bogie, he was like a five or six.
Speaker 7: And I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you weren't attracted to him at
Speaker 2: the coffee tour when he didn't have his dog.
Speaker 7: I mean, like physically he is very cute, but there
Speaker 7: is something about him not having his dog around that
Speaker 7: like really dulled his personality or something like, I've.
Speaker 4: Never had this happen.
Speaker 1: His dog's the hot one in the relationship.
Speaker 3: Got the competition.
Speaker 2: Is it like he ran out of things to talk
Speaker 2: to you about, because I mean maybe that was your
Speaker 2: similar shared thing, was the dogs.
Speaker 7: Maybe. Yeah, that's a good point, Like I honestly because
Speaker 7: this has never happened me before, and I was like,
Speaker 7: I can't pinpoint what the heck it is. I think
Speaker 7: it's like I would hang out with him all the
Speaker 7: time if he was with his dog, because there was
Speaker 7: just something about him. And I was like, what's wrong
Speaker 7: with that?
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's an option he can do with his
Speaker 1: dog twenty four to seven and then he'll never be
Speaker 1: unattractive to you.
Speaker 3: Oh you you kissed on the tour.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean like things weren't really going that good
Speaker 7: on my end, and I didn't quite like I couldn't
Speaker 7: figure out what was going on, why I wasn't into
Speaker 7: him anymore, So I just kind.
Speaker 1: Of kiss him like spark something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, It's just I didn't I didn't feel anything.
Speaker 2: But if he would have had his dog, you would
Speaker 2: have been so into it.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe I would have been so weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is this is a tough one to
Speaker 1: come back from, but not his fall. William does deserve
Speaker 1: to know the truth, and he heard it directly from you, now, Rachelle,
Speaker 1: because I didn't tell you this, but I forgot he was.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's going to raise or lower
Speaker 1: his rating in your mind, but he's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this whole.
Speaker 4: Time, curious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Serious, Okay, it's just how you feel.
Speaker 4: Hey, Yeah, no, I'm definitely surprised to hear that.
Speaker 3: But sorry, buddy, are you okay?
Speaker 5: I'm totally fine. I mean, I I just if you
Speaker 5: had just said that, like, we wouldn't I guess we
Speaker 5: wouldn't be here.
Speaker 4: I thought you were into it. And if you had
Speaker 4: just said, hey, was it feeling it? Like no, no, okay,
Speaker 4: but I.
Speaker 7: Did feel it like I felt it with you and Bogey,
Speaker 7: just not not just you. You know, like that's that tumble
Speaker 7: right there. That's what does it for me.
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know what kind of breaking Suger into.
Speaker 3: It does sound strange, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: It's like that man is only attractive if Robin is
Speaker 1: there with him. That's not true. Some people think that
Speaker 1: it adds a little bit of extra spice to him.
Speaker 1: That's Alfred has. Yeah, I'll take Alfred too. Let's get
Speaker 1: the whole family.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're not giving him enough chance because maybe the
Speaker 2: coffee thing was boring, like Jeff said, and the lighting
Speaker 2: was bad and like there just wasn't a place to
Speaker 2: be sparky.
Speaker 1: What is boring about de hulling and grading and sorting coffee?
Speaker 1: Tell me one boring thing about that.
Speaker 2: I thought it was interesting. But maybe that's why you
Speaker 2: got the vibe that things were dead.
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean I like, think about like another date or.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you should give it another chance.
Speaker 1: I think so too. And he can promise to carry
Speaker 1: around a picture of his dog with him right next
Speaker 1: to his face so it's like they're both there all
Speaker 1: the time, and we'll pay for that date.
Speaker 7: I mean, idea for hanging out again if it was like,
Speaker 7: that'sn't her dog?
Speaker 5: Okay, to be honest, not to make it anymore awkward,
Speaker 5: like I really don't it's not, but I don't need
Speaker 5: to on a second date. Like I heard enough, Like
Speaker 5: I know how we are you stand, and I would
Speaker 5: actually just rather like, keep it cool. We see each
Speaker 5: other the dog parking, our dogs play like just have
Speaker 5: to be awkward, like you're into the dog, you know?
Speaker 7: But wait, can we agree that like the kids seeing
Speaker 7: us kiss on our first kiss ever, like that's totally
Speaker 7: a sign that we shouldn't be together.
Speaker 4: I feel like I just I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5: I didn't really think about it that deeply.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you guys agree to be Still a successful
Speaker 3: second day.
Speaker 2: I think you've handled this really maturely.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Brooke. I do think I did a
Speaker 1: really good job of handling. I came through in a
Speaker 1: big way. I appreciate recognizing you made it through.
Speaker 6: A whole coffee Second date updates Jeff
Speaker 1: In the morning,