Speaker 1: Start aftat Up, start Up. Brooklyn Boys Start Up. Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys start dat Up. They make it noise doat Up?
Speaker 1: Start Up? Episode two. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: That's right, it is. You're very good. Did you read
Speaker 1: the the logo? I did. That's how I knew it
Speaker 1: was the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's just staring at me.
Speaker 1: In fact, that's my weekly cute card because that sometimes
Speaker 1: I don't know where I am. I just speak into
Speaker 1: a microphone frivolously. But this week, I just you know what,
Speaker 1: I didn't even need it this week. Nice. I remember
Speaker 1: when we first I first started at to see one
Speaker 1: in local New York radio station and we were in Cecaucus,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. There used to be a big sign up
Speaker 1: that had the phone number because if working there, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't remember the phone number. Well you never know. I
Speaker 1: mean some of these people came from all the radio stations.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, for years there was a guy
Speaker 1: who was on Z one hundred and his name was
Speaker 1: Scott Shannon. Oh that's right. Yeah, And when he went
Speaker 1: over to the competition p l J, he would he
Speaker 1: would still say Z one hundred, Yeah he did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it happens to people all over the place
Speaker 1: at all. You know, people just can't shake it even
Speaker 1: though they know, you know, they just know that microphone
Speaker 1: is in front of them and it just feels comfortable,
Speaker 1: so they just just say, what's uh not on their mind? Obviously,
Speaker 1: I would imagine it's it's more difficult for people that
Speaker 1: don't have like they use radio names, and sometimes when
Speaker 1: they switch jobs, they have to change their radio name.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of if anytime you see someone whose
Speaker 1: last name is Night, that's not their real name, right,
Speaker 1: there's all there's women all over the country like, uh,
Speaker 1: like a Sue Night, Kelly Knight, that Knight's not their
Speaker 1: last name. But if you're if you're like Kelly Knight,
Speaker 1: right and you're working and let's say Vermont, and then
Speaker 1: you moved to let's say Iowa, there might be like
Speaker 1: a Merry Knight on the radio, and they don't want
Speaker 1: to confuse people, so they tell you to change your
Speaker 1: name is something else. So now you're like you were married,
Speaker 1: you was Sue Night for seven years, and now you're like, um,
Speaker 1: uh you know Sue Brown. You might say I'm Sue
Speaker 1: Night on the radio, and then people like what you well,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: I did suck it up once. It wasn't on this podcast.
Speaker 1: You know, I do another podcast with my friends Share
Speaker 1: Cheryl Cascenza Share knows. Yeah, we do a podcast called
Speaker 1: Speaking Volumes. Um. We similarly have an is that any good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really good. We do video too. I mean her daughter,
Speaker 1: Porsche is getting very is getting older, so she's starting
Speaker 1: to talk now and she won't actually she won't shut up.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, she pronounced Porsche Porsche Porsche. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the Rossy and so you know, you know, similarly
Speaker 1: we we we come on the uh you know, we
Speaker 1: started the same way. We have a theme song, and
Speaker 1: then I talked first with the podcast number. So so
Speaker 1: you I a you know, you know this is Speaking
Speaker 1: Volumes number whatever. Yeah, I's read the Brooklyn Boys once
Speaker 1: I did. I said something about the Brooklyn Boys by
Speaker 1: mistake on my Walkers and Talkers podcast. Yeah, so you know,
Speaker 1: we always have the Brooklyn Boys on our mind. We
Speaker 1: know where, we know where our home is. Yeah. By
Speaker 1: the way, Walkers and Talkers, if you're a fan of
Speaker 1: that podcast, Jamie and I have not done an episode
Speaker 1: in about a month and a half and maybe longer,
Speaker 1: but we're getting back on the horse in a week
Speaker 1: or two. Promise. That's been a while. So if you
Speaker 1: have you're wondering what happened. It's been a while. We
Speaker 1: had some scheduling problems. Jamie wasn't feeling well for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're getting all right. Listen, it happens, you know. Um.
Speaker 1: I talked two of our colleagues earlier today, the Carlin
Speaker 1: Marie and Anthony. Carlin Marie and Anthony who used to
Speaker 1: be on our big show and they had their Monday
Speaker 1: Friday podcast Now they have a show on on Twitch.
Speaker 1: They surprised me with a phone call. I wanted to
Speaker 1: know about, you know, some basic things about the origins
Speaker 1: of the morning show of what we did, and then
Speaker 1: they then you know, so so they they didn't call me. Well,
Speaker 1: they have a live stream going this The questions they
Speaker 1: asked pertained to me specifically. But but but as I'm
Speaker 1: on their podcast now they do it live meeting. As
Speaker 1: you know, scary, I've been on two morning shows, you've
Speaker 1: only been on one. Yeah, that's right. So as we're
Speaker 1: as I'm on with them and they're on live they've
Speaker 1: got a chat going up the side of the screen
Speaker 1: and they're on video at the same time. That's what
Speaker 1: twitch is. So so all of a sudden, a question
Speaker 1: questions start coming in, like, oh, Scary Jones is on
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. Hey, Um, did you know that the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast ripped you guys off? They're doing a steak
Speaker 1: dinner at a restaurant the same way you guys did.
Speaker 1: So Carl Mury confronts me on this because it was
Speaker 1: a comment by one of their one of their listeners
Speaker 1: they did about about a month and a half ago,
Speaker 1: they made an appearance they did a live podcast for
Speaker 1: their My Day Friday show, which by the way, celebrated
Speaker 1: its last episode at that podcast. At that show, it
Speaker 1: was a live the live ending to their show, Uh,
Speaker 1: the last one ever recorded at a steakhouse at the
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore. And so they were like, yeah, the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys are biting off you. They're copying off you guys.
Speaker 1: They decided to do a steak dinner after and it's
Speaker 1: true their podcast, we didn't announce our steak dinner restaurant
Speaker 1: podcast idea until after long after they did theirs. So
Speaker 1: it does look like we copied all right, but in
Speaker 1: I comment, well, I I mean I stuck up for us,
Speaker 1: and I told you say, because I have well, I
Speaker 1: told them, I said, well, you know, to be quite honest,
Speaker 1: the whole idea of a steakhouse has to do with
Speaker 1: this fact that I allegedly, oh, David Brody a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Hold on and and it's and I told them the
Speaker 1: story of the steak dinner, right that I went off
Speaker 1: on that tangent with them. I was on like twenty
Speaker 1: minutes and then so they're like, okay, so it does
Speaker 1: make sense that you guys would do a podcast and
Speaker 1: meet up. And I plugged it. By the way, I
Speaker 1: told people that can make preservations if they're in the
Speaker 1: New York area on September ten for our our Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys meet up number one. That's m e a t
Speaker 1: up at number one, meaning insinuating that we make do
Speaker 1: more if this one goes well. So, yeah, Benjamin Steakhouse,
Speaker 1: when I might as well talking prime Yes, and if
Speaker 1: you'd like to make a reservation and join us for
Speaker 1: the meet up, it's Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, right,
Speaker 1: which is while we're at it, right, make the reservation
Speaker 1: September ten. It's a Saturday evening, and we're offerings for
Speaker 1: a three course meal and then we're gonna have some
Speaker 1: some prizes. We're gonna do some giveaways. It's gonna have
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. But I did course one of
Speaker 1: the courses. Is we we arranged for free deserves part
Speaker 1: of the courses. Yes, that's what we've got that in there.
Speaker 1: Dessert is part of the three courses. Right now, Here's
Speaker 1: the thing I did differentiate, And we're not doing the
Speaker 1: live podcast the way they did. I said, we're just
Speaker 1: doing a meet up. We want to spend the time
Speaker 1: with the slices. So they understood. And then they asked
Speaker 1: me to tell the retell the story of the steak dinner.
Speaker 1: And guess what they told it with your your You
Speaker 1: told it with your your tilt. I'm sure. Well. I
Speaker 1: was quite honest about why they people tell it with you,
Speaker 1: why they thought people with why people would think I
Speaker 1: may still owe you that dinner, which I don't. And
Speaker 1: that was pertaining to the fact that we I tried
Speaker 1: to pay for dinner the dinner, that we all know
Speaker 1: the story, so everyone knows the story. They want to
Speaker 1: bring us on to talk about it because they both
Speaker 1: see it both ways. Carla, Marie and Anthony each see
Speaker 1: my side and your side. And I told it without
Speaker 1: a slant, and I told him why you felt the
Speaker 1: way you did about the steak dinner. And I said, look,
Speaker 1: I spent the time, the energy, and the effort to
Speaker 1: take my boy off of the steak dinner, but not
Speaker 1: my fault. The meal got camped. At the end. Now
Speaker 1: we are everybody who listens to this podcast knows the
Speaker 1: store the meal got comped. I still tipped Awaits a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah, I lived it, okay. And I said,
Speaker 1: you wanted physical pain to come out of my wild
Speaker 1: and more pain than a hundred dollars and you and
Speaker 1: and then Carlin Murray said that is so David Brodie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is so David Brody. Yes, because I stand up
Speaker 1: for what's right, true justice in the American way. I
Speaker 1: hate you, but anyway, so yeah, and then we went
Speaker 1: on to other things. For the record, for the romis,
Speaker 1: Carlin Murray's brother owns that steakhouse. It wasn't like they
Speaker 1: planned let's do it in a steakhouse. They were like,
Speaker 1: where can we do it? Oh my brother is a steakhouse.
Speaker 1: Let's do it there. I hear it's fantastic. By the way,
Speaker 1: so uh Sinners Steakhouse, Point Pleasant Peach. Yes, that's why
Speaker 1: they picked the steakhouse. It wasn't because they had some
Speaker 1: history with steakhouses like we do. It's just a great
Speaker 1: location and her brother happens to be one of the owners. Right,
Speaker 1: So the steakhouse concept, we're not biting off them, but anyway,
Speaker 1: feel free to join make your reservation. Now we have
Speaker 1: quite a few people we think we got some intel
Speaker 1: on that today, so filling up quickly. Yeah, now, just
Speaker 1: from people who have confirmed. In addition to New York
Speaker 1: and New Jersey, which is the obvious because it's the
Speaker 1: closest to the restaurant, we have confirmations from Philly, of course,
Speaker 1: Iowa coming in from Iowa, Connecticut, of course, Virginia, and
Speaker 1: we played a talk back last week that someone was
Speaker 1: coming in possibly from Hawaii. Now I did want to
Speaker 1: read one quick d M I got because it pertains
Speaker 1: to coming to this thing. And let's see hold on
Speaker 1: right here, hold on. Oh yeah, um, it's from Angela
Speaker 1: at uh Aga at sa Cat's a long name on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited I'm coming to the meet up. I've
Speaker 1: never messaged, never posted. I'm one of the faceless and
Speaker 1: voiceless listeners that has listened since episodes zero. I love
Speaker 1: people like this. I listened every week and you make
Speaker 1: me laugh and help me tune out the hard times.
Speaker 1: I thought about coming alone, but casually asked two of
Speaker 1: my friends to come, and they are in and now
Speaker 1: going to listen to the podcast to how Grea. We
Speaker 1: will travel to New York from Vermont on Friday, probably
Speaker 1: to catch a show. Any recommendations I gave us some recommendations,
Speaker 1: and enjoy your weekend in the city. I also think
Speaker 1: that on top of a scary owen you state dinner,
Speaker 1: that he should owe all the slices one too, for
Speaker 1: having to listen to all his excuses. Thanks. Uh. Hashtag
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary Team Brody, Slice for live, hashtag scary
Speaker 1: Pace for dinner, hashtag crush on Brody. Hello, Wow, So Angela.
Speaker 1: The point of that really was to say that Angela
Speaker 1: and her two friends, by the way, one of my
Speaker 1: favorite sitcoms from the eighties. Uh, they're coming from Vermont,
Speaker 1: so there's no excuse if you live any closer then
Speaker 1: Hawaii to come. So oh and oh when we played
Speaker 1: to talk back, one of our slices is coming from California.
Speaker 1: How does that? How does that happen? You take a plane? No,
Speaker 1: but like somebody's gonna actually jump on a flight and
Speaker 1: three thousand miles. I mean that's that is so that
Speaker 1: is wonderful. That is I mean I get goosebumps when
Speaker 1: I hear that. Yeah, I'm excited. Anyway, if you want
Speaker 1: September Saturday evening five o'clock ish, I think we're doing it.
Speaker 1: And then um, get you the the three course meal.
Speaker 1: But to make a reservation, I think you gotta lay
Speaker 1: out your credit card, don't you. But but that's part,
Speaker 1: that's tradition, that's standard that they confirm your coming and
Speaker 1: not going to charge your card right now. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but just make the reservation and and and join us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hook put your boys a little bit. Maybe somebody actually
Speaker 1: wants somebody actually wants a hook up with Brody. It's
Speaker 1: the hashtag Brody disappears to the bathroom for a half hour.
Speaker 1: Well know what, one of us is happily married and
Speaker 1: the other ones you I have girlfriend. I'm good, but
Speaker 1: I have a wife that doesn't count. Well think you
Speaker 1: know which. We're gonna talk about my kids in a
Speaker 1: little while, all right, I got a bone to pick
Speaker 1: with you about my kids. We'll be right back, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, So today's Thursday. On Tuesday, we were
Speaker 1: playing a game called butt Hurt, which basically you, uh,
Speaker 1: somebody reads cards from the game that describes someone, and
Speaker 1: then someone in the room says, oh, that reminds me
Speaker 1: of so and so. Oh that like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: messy drunk. Oh that's blah blah blah, likes the smoke pot. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's gandhi. Right, So they give a characteristic and
Speaker 1: attribute something about a person, and then you go around
Speaker 1: the room and you ask say who does that? Who
Speaker 1: does that remind you of? And then you say who
Speaker 1: it is? Now, I'd like to preface the card that
Speaker 1: was read to scary by reminding everyone I have that
Speaker 1: I have three. You're gonna make me say things I
Speaker 1: don't want to say. That's correct. Careful you want to
Speaker 1: jump into these waters because I do what. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I didn't go. I didn't go there. I
Speaker 1: bit my tongue on the podcast, and as well, you
Speaker 1: should bite your tongue here because you are not gonna
Speaker 1: make any disparaging remarks. Well, if you're gonna throw it
Speaker 1: out there and asked me and ask me and put
Speaker 1: me on the spot and asked me why I feel
Speaker 1: that way, you're gonna force me to give you an answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's put it out there. Then. Oh boy, I
Speaker 1: have three relatively either grown or almost grown daughters, one
Speaker 1: graduated college, ones in college, and one is getting out
Speaker 1: of college. Yeah, and so the question was who on
Speaker 1: the show is most likely to have a kid who's
Speaker 1: an asshole? So that's the kind of question. That's the
Speaker 1: kind of question that really you should ask a room
Speaker 1: full of people that don't have kids. Right, nobody, you're
Speaker 1: butt hurt. You absolutely hold understood the assignment. Hold on
Speaker 1: the assignment. Really you'd say it's hurt, right, and obviously
Speaker 1: your butt hurt because of what I My response was,
Speaker 1: hold on. The object in the game is to get somebody,
Speaker 1: but hurt. I get that. But the question is really like, oh,
Speaker 1: who might someday have kids that grow up to be assholes?
Speaker 1: But my kids are already grown up almost or or
Speaker 1: are And so scary said Scary said Brodie. Now, Elvis said,
Speaker 1: now we'll wait a minute. Scary. That's not nice. If
Speaker 1: I was going to answer that, I would say my
Speaker 1: parents meaning Elvis's parents raised an asshole, meaning Elvis. And
Speaker 1: then Elvis said, really, scary. You should have said your parents,
Speaker 1: or you should have said Brodie's parents, because they clearly
Speaker 1: raised an asshole. I have no problem with that if
Speaker 1: you had said Brodie's parents are most likely to raise
Speaker 1: an asshole. A ha ha ha, I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: but hurt. It's funny, it's clever. We move on. But
Speaker 1: you said me implying my kids are assholes, and but
Speaker 1: you know them for their whole lives. You know they're
Speaker 1: not assholes, which I know at least at least the
Speaker 1: second two or not, But that first one, I don't know. Man, Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't listen. She's independent, right, I mean to be
Speaker 1: an asshole. I don't know about that. Slices, slices, Let
Speaker 1: let me just say again, I don't stop. I went
Speaker 1: further right there than I did on the fifteen minute
Speaker 1: morning show. I'm gonna stop right there. Let me let
Speaker 1: me say a couple of very important things. Slices. You
Speaker 1: should know. Number one Scary doesn't know my daughter. He's
Speaker 1: only met her. Jingle balls. You haven't heard anything. She's
Speaker 1: been living in Europe for the past year, and I
Speaker 1: have no one has seen her in years because she's
Speaker 1: she was in college. By the way, this is the
Speaker 1: daughter who graduated high school sixteen and graduated college in
Speaker 1: two years. My daughter is far from an asshole. Brilliant
Speaker 1: right there. The fact that she did college in two years,
Speaker 1: in high school in two years, and raised ahead of
Speaker 1: the class right there, good point to the fact that
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, well I raised the genius is
Speaker 1: what I raised as scary. You need to what an
Speaker 1: asshole looks like. I believe there's a mirror over the
Speaker 1: same bath. So yeah, so that's my buddy. That's my
Speaker 1: buddy right there. All right, all right, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: move on from there. Could we move on because it's
Speaker 1: getting a comfortable to uncomfortable for you? One last thing.
Speaker 1: Slices of all my family members, my wife and three kids,
Speaker 1: only one of them occasionally listens to this podcast. My
Speaker 1: oldest daughter, Oh boy, I'm gonna hear this from her. Well,
Speaker 1: she have to polite a second. Wait, didn't she get
Speaker 1: a dog she's had a dog for a year and
Speaker 1: a half. Right, okay, but where's that dog. The dog's
Speaker 1: here in my house because she's in Europe. She went
Speaker 1: to Europe for me. That doesn't make her a bad person.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking a bad person. I'm just saying she
Speaker 1: got a dog, right, it was her dog. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: still her dog. Who takes care of that dog every day?
Speaker 1: I do gladly. It's an awesome dog. She was studying
Speaker 1: art for her master's degree in Europe. All right, I
Speaker 1: think that's excusable. Okay, all right, as long as you
Speaker 1: think it's excusable, I'm I'm on outside the bubble. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it. I'm just okay. For the record,
Speaker 1: my wife and I volunteered and said, you know what,
Speaker 1: your schedule is not gonna line up with taking a
Speaker 1: dog to Europe. Would you like us to watch him?
Speaker 1: And she said that would be great. I'll miss him.
Speaker 1: Does the dog even know her? The dog know you?
Speaker 1: At this point? Okay, First of all, she came home
Speaker 1: in April. The dog went crazy. Far. Second of all,
Speaker 1: we faced time hard with the dog. We send pictures
Speaker 1: and video. It's her dog. The dog didn't have it like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why are you leave me with this madman? Players?
Speaker 1: Take me back, take me to Europe. Dude, Percy loves me.
Speaker 1: I'm very good to him because it's my daughter's dogs,
Speaker 1: all right, Dude, my dog. You know you know what.
Speaker 1: My daughter would never leave a dog with you because
Speaker 1: you could never handle an animal. You squashed the dolphin.
Speaker 1: I didn't squash it, dolphin. Dude, you fell on a
Speaker 1: dolphin at Lants. Oh my god, poor thing. I really
Speaker 1: wish you wouldn't have addressed this. Really, Why you said
Speaker 1: it on the radio. You said it on a national
Speaker 1: radio show. I think our little podcast can handle it.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go any further though, and I'm permitted to go
Speaker 1: further here. I'm I'm giving more a lot more real here. Yeah. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna go I'm not who's permitting you, who's
Speaker 1: permitting you to insult my kids? I'm not insulting. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying my opinion of why I think that that
Speaker 1: was the right answer for that question. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, But here's the thing. If my
Speaker 1: kids were five and you said, I'm likely to disagree
Speaker 1: with a lot of things that she believes in. Okay,
Speaker 1: I disagree with a lot of it because she's vegan.
Speaker 1: That that makes me answer, well, not know. Well, that's
Speaker 1: you know, because she's because she's now a pescetarian, she's fish.
Speaker 1: God bless her. Oh my god, she's coming around. But
Speaker 1: now there's maybe some more things I disagree with about
Speaker 1: her viewpoints. That's all right, It's just that's just me.
Speaker 1: That's my personal feeling. That's all what what I don't
Speaker 1: even I'm not gonna ask you to be specific. I
Speaker 1: don't think you know one few and oh I do,
Speaker 1: I do. I didn't tell you, Yes you did. We
Speaker 1: had this conversation. We had a conversation. No, alright, no worries,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It's great, she's awesome. We're playing
Speaker 1: a game. It's called but hurt. If she's not a
Speaker 1: snow and she's not a snowflake, she'll hear this. She'll
Speaker 1: hear this just like her. Old man. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm the only one on the show
Speaker 1: that actually has grown kids. You know, Like if you
Speaker 1: had said anybody else, they'd be like, yeah, maybe they
Speaker 1: could turn out to the assholes. All Right, we move on,
Speaker 1: do we? Yeah? We definitely have to move on. We
Speaker 1: gotta go. We can't just marinate in this ship. In fact,
Speaker 1: I want to cleanse the palette we've taken to the
Speaker 1: break right now. Alright, I gotta talk to you about lawyers.
Speaker 1: I need you, do we really? Yeah? I need your
Speaker 1: opinion on some lawyers boys podcast. You know, I almost
Speaker 1: forgot before we go further. Um, a fight erupted in
Speaker 1: my car today on the ride home, and I know
Speaker 1: we want to talk about lawyers posted. Well, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if we can get her on the phone
Speaker 1: right now. Out it would be impromptu Gandhi No Sam, Sam,
Speaker 1: producer Sam. Yeah, and it would be it would be
Speaker 1: we went on our podcast. I think you can get
Speaker 1: her on ours. Yeah, yeah, this this is gonna take
Speaker 1: a while, but maybe we should tease it. But I'll
Speaker 1: say this. Um, So you know she's having a wedding
Speaker 1: coming up the Friday after Thanksgiving. Yeah, and you and
Speaker 1: if I did an episode of the BAM Wedding podcast
Speaker 1: with Sam and her fiance Bill. So now she's deciding
Speaker 1: that for the wedding invite um, she's thinking about not
Speaker 1: sending out physical invitations in the mail, pretty much texting
Speaker 1: us and invite to the wedding or doing some kind
Speaker 1: of you know something digitally. I mean she was no
Speaker 1: fancy calligraphy on the invitations. Do you up card? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, man I? And I told her, I said,
Speaker 1: you know, if it's going to be that way, then
Speaker 1: maybe I should just cash ap you a gift, not
Speaker 1: give you a card back. You know the Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: if they're not spending money on invitations, then you're gonna
Speaker 1: give a smaller gift. Well that's also that's also might
Speaker 1: be the big surprise, you know, maybe a smaller gift.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what, what if I should
Speaker 1: take away? But I'd be like, you know what, wait
Speaker 1: a second, if you don't give me a card, then
Speaker 1: uh then why should I spend money on a card
Speaker 1: and I'll just send you a zel or some ship
Speaker 1: or a venmo. I don't know, is that fair? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna say. I don't think it's right,
Speaker 1: but I think it's fair. Does that make sense? Like?
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't you pull this stunt too?
Speaker 1: It's not a stunt. I get it, like I get
Speaker 1: what he's doing. But here's what I'm wondering. If they're
Speaker 1: cutting back on Look, I understand money's tight. I'm not
Speaker 1: counting anyone else's money, but I have to wonder if
Speaker 1: they're cutting back on invitations. Is that to save money
Speaker 1: to put into the happy hour like that? You know, dude,
Speaker 1: The wedding is the Friday night after Thanksgiving. They gotta
Speaker 1: be saving money already. Now they are they buying stuff
Speaker 1: on Black Friday for the wedding? Like a gonna buy
Speaker 1: the tables, tablecloths? Like, don't know, can I get her on?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you going by the way because Black
Speaker 1: Friday is like you know, of course I'm gonna go. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you don't think you're gonna go. It depends
Speaker 1: on what the sales are. PC Richard something. You don't
Speaker 1: need any air conditioning in November? No, I know. But look,
Speaker 1: I like Sam, but doorbusters and doorbusters you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Hello, seventy four million dollar equipment's not working? Wait,
Speaker 1: I got it, you're there. Hi? I think I got
Speaker 1: Sam on the phone. Oh Hi you there, Hi? Yeah, Sam?
Speaker 1: This producer Sam. Sam. We already plugged your podcast. So
Speaker 1: when we talked about the Bad Wedding podcast that you got,
Speaker 1: you do you and Knowing and people can find you
Speaker 1: on that there's an episode called the Brooklyn Boys. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's why we mentioned it. Yep, come on Cross Marketing,
Speaker 1: Cross cross. I already to tell how this conversation is
Speaker 1: gonna go because already by what I call a cross
Speaker 1: called a cross contamination. And Sam Scary spent Scary spent
Speaker 1: twenty minutes talking about Colin, Me and Anthony on Twitch.
Speaker 1: So we're promoting everybody today family. They haven't had me
Speaker 1: on they didn't have me on their show, but that's Scary,
Speaker 1: so he promoted our podcast. So what do you think,
Speaker 1: in Sam, is this true? I mean, are we this
Speaker 1: text message the the invite instead of a card in
Speaker 1: the mail? I don't know. Seems a little informal to me.
Speaker 1: So honestly, it was getting so stressful for a period
Speaker 1: of time because there's so many freaking options, there's so
Speaker 1: much else we have to do, and there's only so
Speaker 1: many hours in the day, and it's kind of like,
Speaker 1: when it comes down to it, one of the I thought,
Speaker 1: and William also thought less important places to put the
Speaker 1: money on the whole. So we were like, for a while,
Speaker 1: we were humoring, like, let's just consider texting because most
Speaker 1: people are gonna be okay with getting the text message
Speaker 1: and the ones who really aren't. And I hope you
Speaker 1: guys weren't talking too much about it before. But the
Speaker 1: only people who seem to be upset or over a
Speaker 1: certain age, and I'm okay with it's like an old
Speaker 1: school thing, like no one under certain age thought it
Speaker 1: was a big deal. Having said that, we did do
Speaker 1: a little bit more research. We found like some cheaper services,
Speaker 1: some easy stuff like like my sister scared the hell
Speaker 1: out of me because they like designed the big lavish
Speaker 1: invites that took like weeks for them to agree on,
Speaker 1: like him a tree, right, it's so expensive. And then
Speaker 1: the bigger the card, the hextier the cards you could
Speaker 1: get single, double, triple thickness. Do you want to have
Speaker 1: a one fold or two folds? They had glitter all
Speaker 1: over there, and so you want the text and expensiveness
Speaker 1: to send that one exactly. I'm like, listen, let's just
Speaker 1: say for the sake of like tating a picture here,
Speaker 1: William and I have one hundred dollars to spend on
Speaker 1: the wedding, we want to put one hundred dollars into
Speaker 1: like the food and extra dessert or did we want
Speaker 1: to take five of those one hundred dollars and put
Speaker 1: it towards cards? You know what I mean? Like this,
Speaker 1: that's basically anyone's occasion. My my, we set at a
Speaker 1: botom two times. My parents are giving us a really
Speaker 1: nice gift. But other than that, we still have to
Speaker 1: worry about mask. We've got a pool to work with.
Speaker 1: What are we going to do with that tool? What
Speaker 1: is and what is not worth putting extra money in.
Speaker 1: My sister really wanted fantastic cards. They're very pretty persons
Speaker 1: frames in the shadow box. William and I don't really
Speaker 1: care that much about a card, so we are going
Speaker 1: to mail them because we found them much cheaper texting
Speaker 1: us actually are going to send things. We're done, see morning.
Speaker 1: So you just solved your own problem. We went in
Speaker 1: the circle. But that's okay, it is, but it's seriously,
Speaker 1: it's so annoying. How many tiny things do you have?
Speaker 1: These exact circular fight splots. Almost every element of the
Speaker 1: wedding is the circle. I was just fascinated with the
Speaker 1: idea the idea of it. Here's what I would have done.
Speaker 1: I would have continued the I'm mailing it and then
Speaker 1: tomorrow update us that you're mailing it out. But because
Speaker 1: I had some thoughts on the non mailing, but now
Speaker 1: you're not, now you're mailing. Well, well, what have your
Speaker 1: thoughts been? My Well, my thought would have been had
Speaker 1: Sam not took a crap on our podcast. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: I what I would have done. What I would have
Speaker 1: said was that it's weird to get a wedding invitation
Speaker 1: that might end up in your spam folder, right, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious, I didn't get an invite. Oh it must
Speaker 1: being a spam folder. Basically like people you didn't invite, Like, God,
Speaker 1: I send you an email you didn't get the But
Speaker 1: it's hard then Issy that you're like, oh god, I
Speaker 1: put one extra s in your name. Damn it. It
Speaker 1: would have caused a whole new bag of problems. You're right.
Speaker 1: And then what someone told me before we were sold
Speaker 1: what we were going to do with the invitations, Someone said,
Speaker 1: you know, you're opening yourself up to getting like text
Speaker 1: messages on the day of the wedding at that point,
Speaker 1: like directions like specificities once you make it digital, like
Speaker 1: people are just gonna come for you for information that
Speaker 1: week leading up to the wedding, And yeah, exactly, that's
Speaker 1: why you have to send it like no reply from
Speaker 1: no reply email address, get a good cover. I don't
Speaker 1: think I would judge a couple like who if I
Speaker 1: got a text message invite and everyone else got it
Speaker 1: in the mail, that I would judge. But if a
Speaker 1: couple is like, hey, across the board, we got bigger
Speaker 1: fish to fry and we want to add like something
Speaker 1: to the party, and said, I don't care it like
Speaker 1: my my one friend said to me to say that again,
Speaker 1: go ahead, what would your friends say? Well, my friends
Speaker 1: who got married two years ago was talking me through
Speaker 1: this and she's like, sometimes invit a important, like you
Speaker 1: remember my wedding invite? And I felt guilty. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, dude, I really don't and she clapped and goes, exactly,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna remember your invite no matter what it
Speaker 1: looks like. But they'll remember you. But but they'll remember
Speaker 1: you didn't send one. Yeah, but they'll remember they got
Speaker 1: an extra like pasta or taco truck bar or whatever
Speaker 1: at the right. So if we're doing this on a budget,
Speaker 1: and every wedding has a budget. She'd rather spend more
Speaker 1: money and uh, you know, and concentration on the food
Speaker 1: for her guests. I get this, Car asks Sam if
Speaker 1: she'd be offended with your your idea on how to
Speaker 1: give a gift. Yes, And then would it be okay
Speaker 1: if I just cash apt you or venmoe you your
Speaker 1: gift without giving you a card? I unsexistly. I can't
Speaker 1: say that would be unfair. We didn't send out cards.
Speaker 1: That's kind of hilarious. I would be sad. I love
Speaker 1: my cards. But I can't say that that's unfair. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: Now would it be would it be the same wedding
Speaker 1: by that theory if the Justice of the peace, clergy
Speaker 1: priest rabbi was on zoom? Okay, tom Colm dound over there.
Speaker 1: We're not just hiding everything. That's the things to save
Speaker 1: money on the guy saying okay, I just I don't
Speaker 1: know where it is. We don't hire you know is
Speaker 1: going to be our afficiant, and we weren't hiring him.
Speaker 1: Sewing up and do it, try baby, Jake, he is
Speaker 1: the officiant. I gotta say, you know how I am
Speaker 1: with my former interns. The fact that one of my
Speaker 1: former interns is presiding over the wedding of another one
Speaker 1: of my former interns. I'm telling you know, it's a
Speaker 1: proud papa. It's really right there. You know what, you
Speaker 1: don't see our lives. You're you're you're nicer to him
Speaker 1: than his own kids, because you remember I said his
Speaker 1: kids are assholes. Yeah, he said like assholes. That's terrible
Speaker 1: about you. I'm sorry anyway, all right, Sam, will you
Speaker 1: get back to life? All right? How's will doing? Is he?
Speaker 1: You know what? He owes me? Three workouts? You know that? Right? Yeah? William?
Speaker 1: You know you? Oh, sary, three workouts? He goes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. He never called me exactly exactly. Let's keep
Speaker 1: it that way. Sometimes when you go to weddings, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, if my wife's invited, great, but if not,
Speaker 1: I like to bring her home the centerpiece sometimes with
Speaker 1: the flowers. Now, will they be real flowers or just
Speaker 1: like a picture photo of flowers or like like a
Speaker 1: digital flowers? But the bottom is gonna say anyone but Brodie,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I thought maybe he'd like a digital picture
Speaker 1: frame that rotates flowers on it. Yes, you know what.
Speaker 1: You want to upgrade yourself to being a virtual guest
Speaker 1: right now, Brodie, because that's about where we're heading. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: I'm upgrading to digital. That must digital. You just have
Speaker 1: so many great ideas for it. I just thought you
Speaker 1: might want to jump on your own bad Yeah. Absolutely
Speaker 1: at your seat. By the way, I hope you utilized
Speaker 1: it appropriately. Oh absolutely, anything good I'm taking Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I can't let it go to waste? Good? All right,
Speaker 1: thanks so much, Sam, Sam alight, I love you guys,
Speaker 1: love to alight. Alright. So she came to her senses
Speaker 1: after all. Yeah, I I guess you didn't prepper at all. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not here a prepper. I don't know. You said
Speaker 1: you got into an argument with her, and the it
Speaker 1: wasn't it was. It got loud, it got a little.
Speaker 1: That means from the car ride until now she settled it,
Speaker 1: which is good. I'm happy for She definitely came around.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that she would listen. She found something she
Speaker 1: could afford that she's happy with. It's a win win,
Speaker 1: so I'm good. She was bantying about with the idea
Speaker 1: and then finally came to her senses. I just don't
Speaker 1: think there's a place in this world for a text
Speaker 1: message invite to something so important as a wedding. You
Speaker 1: know it again, where the on the other side of
Speaker 1: that that hill? You know? Yeah, what are you doing
Speaker 1: when you uh the game? Watch the Mets game right
Speaker 1: now and uh uh Nate Quinn just hit a second
Speaker 1: home run as a Met second one this game. Sorry, okay,
Speaker 1: I on the braves trying to swat away Japanese lantern flies. No,
Speaker 1: and they're not Japanese laniflies. They're just lantern flies. Oh well,
Speaker 1: they came from China, so that they I don't know
Speaker 1: where the Japanese part came from. Someone said they came
Speaker 1: from cargo and cargo in China, Chinese cargo, and they
Speaker 1: landed here and now it's America's problem and they're eating
Speaker 1: our trees. No, they're not eating the trees. And they're
Speaker 1: not Japanese lantern Some people call them that spotted flies, spottedgusting.
Speaker 1: They're all over my fucking lobby right now. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: they're all over my back yard and pool areas. I'm
Speaker 1: constantly eating, taking them out of the pool or flinging them.
Speaker 1: You know, if you see them, kill them. Because they
Speaker 1: do nothing but destroy. They destroy our nature and the
Speaker 1: things that we had in our ecosystem here. They're bad.
Speaker 1: It's the one thing that looks beautiful, but it's bad
Speaker 1: for society. Crush him if you see him. That's a
Speaker 1: public service amount. I'm not that kind of guys. Google it,
Speaker 1: Google it. I am telling what people say to do.
Speaker 1: I'm not a kill them. Yeah, I know, I know. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe I'll have to have you out
Speaker 1: to the pool just to kill my lantern flies. Oh
Speaker 1: maybe I'll earn a fucking swim. No, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take quick big and lawyers right after this. Alright,
Speaker 1: clock here? Is it a digital clocks? Scary? Scary? You've
Speaker 1: heard commercials for lawyers, right, Sometimes it's like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: they give you the name and he's like this guy
Speaker 1: is he's got your back, right. They always make him
Speaker 1: sound tough, right, like car dealerships. But I've noticed on
Speaker 1: in smaller markets, especially like if you travel outside of
Speaker 1: New York City and you go to any kind of
Speaker 1: smaller market, the the uh. And sometimes I've seen billboards
Speaker 1: in New Jersey where the lawyers have threatening nicknames. So
Speaker 1: we have that here in New York. Now there's a
Speaker 1: new kid. There's a new dude, so I think he's uh?
Speaker 1: Is he pitbull Pete, pit Bull Pete Kowalski? And is
Speaker 1: uh there's a woman and they say she's a bulldog
Speaker 1: in the court and she can't be leashed. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want a lawyer. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: heard a commercial a John the Hammer Hamlin, Yeah the Hammer,
Speaker 1: and and Iron Mike, Iron Mike the Lawyer, Iron Mike,
Speaker 1: Like I I want a lawyer who went to Harvard
Speaker 1: who's just like Sam. Hi, I'm Sam, I'll be your lawyer.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need like, uh, Randy the
Speaker 1: Razor as my lawyer. I don't know if I trust them,
Speaker 1: Like they sound good on a billboard but scary. Would
Speaker 1: you hire Pitbull Pete to be a lawyer because he
Speaker 1: he rips apart the competition and that's not because to me,
Speaker 1: it is the caricature of himself, it's not real. And
Speaker 1: the fact that you need a nickname to put you there.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I feel like people have made
Speaker 1: a bad marketing choice that that's what they want to
Speaker 1: be known for. So therefore they're probably not gonna win
Speaker 1: me my case. I love with you on that. I
Speaker 1: like tradition. I like people who have read. I like
Speaker 1: to go to a lawyer's office and see like seventy
Speaker 1: thousand books behind him, Like, oh, he read all of those,
Speaker 1: you know, like he knows the law, right I I don't.
Speaker 1: I think your last name is Hamlin. You have to
Speaker 1: say you're the hammer because it's the hammer Hamlin. Is
Speaker 1: that that really? Like? I mean, it's a it's a gimmick.
Speaker 1: Dr fet Lass. You know, it's a no, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's something that's memorable for advertising. So I kind
Speaker 1: of see both sides of it. And do you want
Speaker 1: a bulldog in the court? Do you want a woman
Speaker 1: who's gonna go, you know, like yell at the judge
Speaker 1: and yell at people and like bark out things. But
Speaker 1: I do you want someone that knows precedent, precedence and
Speaker 1: and and and and can rip apart the law and
Speaker 1: look for loopholes. That's what I don't want. Loophole Larry.
Speaker 1: That guy. I'm not hiring a guy named loophole Larry.
Speaker 1: I want a guy who actually knows loopholes. I feel like,
Speaker 1: if you're a gimmick. You're not a great lawyal would
Speaker 1: you do a doctor? Would you go to a doctor,
Speaker 1: like if you're like medicine man Mike, you know he'll
Speaker 1: he'll he'll operate on your shoulder. Like, would you go
Speaker 1: to a like a doctor with a nickname Dr Pat Laws?
Speaker 1: You know, I get a doctor per se as you said? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well no, you know, no, probably not because I couldn't
Speaker 1: take them. Seriously, that's the whole I'm going to Nick
Speaker 1: the Knife, Nutterman. Nick's gonna take all bladder. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So if you walked into his office,
Speaker 1: he's like, how are you doing? Doctor? Call me Nick
Speaker 1: the Knife. I'm out. But I will say that I've
Speaker 1: learned quite a bit. I've got, you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of my friends. That's uh I needed lawyers and yeah no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean if I'm thinking about this, uh, if I'm
Speaker 1: completely transparent, I would say about and I'm talking about
Speaker 1: my my larger group of friends here from Brooklyn, my
Speaker 1: all my Hoboken friends. Um, I would say about half
Speaker 1: have gotten divorces at this point. Uh. Yeah, No I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's that's actually statistics that's on par with you know,
Speaker 1: half of all marriages and in divorce it's like, in fact,
Speaker 1: more than half, and it's like flipping a weighted coin
Speaker 1: not in your favor. That's what getting married is statistically.
Speaker 1: But they said that, um, you never want to pick
Speaker 1: a male lawyer. Uh, if you're a guy and you're
Speaker 1: looking for um and you're looking for a divorce lawyer,
Speaker 1: the best advice is pick a female lawyer has sympathy. No, no,
Speaker 1: no no, because if it goes into a situation where
Speaker 1: there's people in the courtroom watching or you're judging whatever,
Speaker 1: you never want to face a male a male um,
Speaker 1: a male lawyer yelling at a female the female defendant,
Speaker 1: like you don't hire don't hire pitbull pete is what
Speaker 1: you're saying, don't hire pitbull Pete to to uh defend
Speaker 1: you in a in a in a divorce because it's
Speaker 1: gonna look bad and ugly that he's like he's you
Speaker 1: know that she's the she's your wife is the victim.
Speaker 1: You want a female lawyer if you're gonna if you're
Speaker 1: going down that road, because this way a woman can
Speaker 1: fight with a woman and it doesn't look bad. So
Speaker 1: cep in mind, keep in mind that most divorces don't
Speaker 1: end up in court where lawyers have to cross examine people.
Speaker 1: That's that's not really a thing. Most divorces, you file
Speaker 1: some papers, you agree to disagree, you work out the numbers,
Speaker 1: and you you submit the paperwork. It's only the contentious
Speaker 1: ones where she wants the house but she cheated on you,
Speaker 1: she wants the kids, but you think she's crazy. Like
Speaker 1: it's it's those that you have to like go, but
Speaker 1: it's not all of them. But but in court, I guess, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: So do I want the woman who's a pit bull?
Speaker 1: Because you want the one in that case you find, Yes,
Speaker 1: you want Gretchen the pit bull. What kind of a
Speaker 1: name is Gretchen? I guess it's probably like Billy Gan
Speaker 1: the bulldog, know, something like that. What would your lawyer
Speaker 1: name be? My lawyer name? Yeah? You know. The thing
Speaker 1: is I wouldn't be a lawyer because that's not my thing.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm a happy person, so you know, I
Speaker 1: don't really fight with too many lawyers. Can't be happy? Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta be a little uh yeah, you gotta analyze
Speaker 1: over analyze things. You gotta be more like you and
Speaker 1: less like me. Yeah, I'm not that guy. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm just happy, go lucky, dude. I was pre long
Speaker 1: college for a while. Yeah, I definitely could do I
Speaker 1: could have done it. Yeah. Yeah, Well here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I could be a lawyer if I didn't have to
Speaker 1: write all the papers. I didn't. I didn't like writing
Speaker 1: briefs and I didn't like write a lot of the reading.
Speaker 1: But as far as like doing the law, I would
Speaker 1: be good at it. Like researching, researching precedents, I would
Speaker 1: be good at You'd be good in a law firm
Speaker 1: because you can have that role in a law firm
Speaker 1: and have someone else do that work. No, I would
Speaker 1: be great in the courtroom. I just didn't like all
Speaker 1: the paperwork involved in becoming a lawyer. Once I started
Speaker 1: doing all the writing in in in my pre law classes,
Speaker 1: I'm like, addis isn't for me? Plus I knew I'm
Speaker 1: a wise ass. I'd probably get in trouble in court.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you didn't hold you in contempt of court? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. But like it's a
Speaker 1: joke you're on. You don't get who you'd be doing
Speaker 1: half stand up stick Like wait, I'm in front of
Speaker 1: an audience right now, let me try my new to material. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I get that, all right, all right, listen, we we
Speaker 1: have some sound coming up. Yea. And in a second,
Speaker 1: well you have something else on your mind. No, you
Speaker 1: know what, I just uh know, the sound is good.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about the sound because there was some already
Speaker 1: talk on the on the Mets game, and I have
Speaker 1: have the audio on the Mets game. Yes I'm dirty talk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, say no more. It just doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense when you say those two don't go together.
Speaker 1: Dirty talk on the Met game. I mean, you're talking
Speaker 1: about a sports broadcast with three guys in a booth.
Speaker 1: You sit there and are the most non sexual people ever,
Speaker 1: and now you're gonna say that there was some dirty
Speaker 1: talk on the Mets game. Okay. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I played a clip from a Mets Marlins game. I
Speaker 1: think it was a Mets Marlins game. It was definitely
Speaker 1: a Marlins game. There's a and I we talked about
Speaker 1: this as a player and outfielder on the Marlins named
Speaker 1: Jazz jay z Z, a unique name, Jazz Chisholm. Jazz Chisholm.
Speaker 1: Al Right, about twenty episodes ago, I played the clip
Speaker 1: and the announcer said, home run for Jisholm. They combined
Speaker 1: Jazz and Chisholm and got Jasum, Jisum, Jisholm, Well, Keith
Speaker 1: and Andez who Hall of Future, Hall of Famer, Keith
Speaker 1: and Andez Mets Hall of Famers, already retired famer. He
Speaker 1: was on Seinfeld all time. Great at everything he's done.
Speaker 1: He's a Mets announcer. He's in the booth tonight, right,
Speaker 1: He's in the booth tonight. So here's a clip of
Speaker 1: him talking about some of the players on the Miami Marlins.
Speaker 1: That would be the Jazz Chisholm to clip. And he's
Speaker 1: very slow about it and deliberate. Oh, okay, because he
Speaker 1: knows that he could not. I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think he knew. This is a depleted lineup. This Marlin
Speaker 1: team has injuries to Jazz, Jazz, Jishum, Brian Anderson. Okay,
Speaker 1: so play play Jazz jas Chism three. That's the edited
Speaker 1: clip of the edited version of what you just heard. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: isolated one, yep, isolated? Is she getting there how? Speaking
Speaker 1: of Chisholm, imagine, didn't she enter the booth Jim Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he blatantly said chas chism, chas jism, chass chism,
Speaker 1: chas chism. So uh, nobody corrected him. But on the
Speaker 1: game the next day, play the clip clip four Ron
Speaker 1: Darling in the booth with him, I mean the Jazz
Speaker 1: Chisholm brubber one, Ryan Anderson's son talking about yesterday, Yes,
Speaker 1: Kart Colip Burn. Yes. So he said it right the
Speaker 1: next day and they ribbed him about it. So he said,
Speaker 1: they said, it sounds like the guy doesn't sound it
Speaker 1: sounds like the guy that the guy you mentioned yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, because he said he goes. He said
Speaker 1: it slowly. The next day he said, jazz Chisholm. So
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful to Jazz Chisholm. Right. So he
Speaker 1: got it right the second day. You gotta be careful,
Speaker 1: I sent you. Um, we have some Michael Rappaport sound. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So these are just some clips I think we should
Speaker 1: play on our podcast. He is on Only Murders in
Speaker 1: the Building season two. I think he was in season one.
Speaker 1: But again three clips here, yeah, so play clip play
Speaker 1: any of them. You need stop fucking podcasting right now. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I think we should play that, like when we
Speaker 1: go to commercial. Oh, that would be a podcasting right now.
Speaker 1: Who is he talking to? He was talking to the
Speaker 1: people on the show that do a podcast obviously, So
Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't more dropping the episode, Jens dammy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so can't any more episodes. We're gonna use that clip.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to me, don't more dropping the episode, Jenny. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand where what's the purpose of this
Speaker 1: just because we just have these clips. Well because if
Speaker 1: we love Michael Rappaport, he's talking about podcasting, so we
Speaker 1: have another fun to use, all right, just the three there.
Speaker 1: Oh and I also hardly believe it. I'm glad you
Speaker 1: could all make it. I appreciate it. Now that everybody's here,
Speaker 1: I want you to know you need to stop fucking
Speaker 1: podcasting right now. That's the full clip. Do you have
Speaker 1: hardly believe it? Yeah? Now, so in the same vein
Speaker 1: as I could care less, but you mean you couldn't
Speaker 1: care less? Mets announcer said this last night, Um hardly wait. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and another cur of all that one called the ball.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't hardly believe it, can't hardly believe it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's can hardly believe it? Okay, this is one
Speaker 1: of those brody technicality things. I could I could hear
Speaker 1: it either way, and I understand. I still understand the message.
Speaker 1: He got his point across to me, and I didn't
Speaker 1: bat an eyelash. So I'm okay with that one called
Speaker 1: the ball. You know can't hardly believe it? So it's
Speaker 1: it's can't. But when you say you can't hardly wait,
Speaker 1: isn't it the name of something famous? Okay, yes, that's
Speaker 1: a movie, but it should be can hardly wait, hardly
Speaker 1: wait means you can't. So to say you can't can't.
Speaker 1: So here here's the explanation online. The correct version here
Speaker 1: is can hardly. This is what anyone who uses either
Speaker 1: phrase likely means. While cannot hardly is grammatically correct, it
Speaker 1: is effectively a double negative, and thus its meaning is
Speaker 1: confusing at best plane wrong at worst. All right, so
Speaker 1: you're you're you're calling Gary Cohen Mets announcer out for
Speaker 1: grammar police. Yeah, you could say I can't wait. Oh
Speaker 1: he can't wait. He can't believe it. But if you
Speaker 1: can't hardly believe it, that means he can probably believe it.
Speaker 1: So I'm just calling them. Okay, I understand, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: I do have a free dessert story, please please. I
Speaker 1: was at I was at a restaurant. It's red Stone
Speaker 1: Ill or something like that in the Bridgewater Mall. I
Speaker 1: believe it's red Stone Grilled. Doesn't. It's a very nice,
Speaker 1: upscale theme restaurant, very nice menu. I had an Asiago
Speaker 1: cheese burger with fries and some kind of uh ioli
Speaker 1: on it or something, maybe garlic ioli or Asiago cheese sauce.
Speaker 1: It was delicious, Well, it started out not but it
Speaker 1: ended up delicious. So my cousin and I went for lunch.
Speaker 1: She had a salad and I ordered the burger medium rare, okay,
Speaker 1: my burger. The waiter takes the order. Never see him again.
Speaker 1: Now it's not busy. It's like one o'clock in the
Speaker 1: afternoon on a weekday, so it's not busy. Not a
Speaker 1: lot of staff on. I get that waiter comes, takes
Speaker 1: the order, somebody else runs the food. I get my
Speaker 1: burger and it's like a hockey puck. It's very well done.
Speaker 1: I tried eating it with the sauce. It was like
Speaker 1: dry mud. I can't get anyone's attention to say anything
Speaker 1: about it. My cousin is eating her salad, almost done
Speaker 1: with the salad. Finally I waved down another waiter and
Speaker 1: I said, can you please find the waiter from my table?
Speaker 1: Very nice, I'm not upset about it, and just haven't
Speaker 1: swing by when you get a chance. So he comes
Speaker 1: by and I said, hey, um, listen, you haven't been
Speaker 1: here in like twenty minutes, and I've been sitting here.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to bother. I'm not gonna come looking
Speaker 1: for you. But I ordered this burger medium rare. He says, yep,
Speaker 1: I put it in medium rare. I said, I no,
Speaker 1: I don't doubt you did, but it's it's well done.
Speaker 1: He says, oh, let me let me hold that. Let
Speaker 1: me let me take care of that for you. Great,
Speaker 1: no problem. So the manager comes back without the waiter. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for the manager. But the manager comes
Speaker 1: over and she says, hey, are you doing a nice guy?
Speaker 1: How can I help you? I said, well, I ordered
Speaker 1: the medium rare burger and I ordered it with that
Speaker 1: I don't know, no pickle, whatever it was, I didn't
Speaker 1: want on it. And it comes with um with fries.
Speaker 1: I think I substituted mashed potato for the fries. He says, oh,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with it? I said, well, it's well done,
Speaker 1: and I showed him the burger. He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not medium ram so sorry. He said, well, listen,
Speaker 1: what would you like me to do? I can take
Speaker 1: it off your bill or I can bring another one,
Speaker 1: so scary, what do you think? I said both? So
Speaker 1: I say to the manager, well, actually, I kind of
Speaker 1: like you to do both for me. He said, well,
Speaker 1: why why would I do that. I'm offering you to
Speaker 1: replace the burger or I'll take it off the bill.
Speaker 1: So I had to explain to him my theory of
Speaker 1: free dessert. I said, look, if you bring me another burger,
Speaker 1: then I've paid full price for the burger, and I
Speaker 1: got it after my cousin finished eating, and I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm just not gonna see him. Wait, if you need
Speaker 1: a burger, if you take it off my bill? Right? So,
Speaker 1: I didn't you understand it? Understand that concept? Or no? So?
Speaker 1: So he looked it looked like he was trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what pie was like three point one four
Speaker 1: like all he looked his mind was ready to explode
Speaker 1: it's like the reading rainbow TikTok's butterfly. Yeah, all the
Speaker 1: numbers are liking people's heads, like floating through the air,
Speaker 1: quadriatic equations. I could hear, I could hear I could
Speaker 1: I could hear him, and I could hear in his
Speaker 1: mind the calculator and he carry the five harder. At
Speaker 1: least he started to think about it. Though. You can't
Speaker 1: discredit him there because some people would have just become
Speaker 1: combative and customers wrong and start like being like, no,
Speaker 1: I ain't doing that, but like, at least a quait
Speaker 1: a second. So he put his hands on it might
Speaker 1: be something to this free desert. I was close to
Speaker 1: three seconds, he went. He looked up up to the
Speaker 1: right like he thought about He went, you know, that
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. He goes, you have a point,
Speaker 1: I'll take it off your bill. I'll bring you new burger.
Speaker 1: I said, great, no lettuce or pickle whatever it was,
Speaker 1: And I said and mashed potato and steat of fries.
Speaker 1: So he comes back in about so he goes to
Speaker 1: take my old burger away. He's like, I'll throw this.
Speaker 1: I'll throw this out for you. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna throw it out anyway, just leave it
Speaker 1: right now. I started to start aside with him, hold on,
Speaker 1: why why he's gonna throw the burger out. I already
Speaker 1: took two bites out of it, so I said, I'll
Speaker 1: bring it home for my dog. So he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, that's that's fine. So I got the burger.
Speaker 1: I got the new burger, and I got it for free,
Speaker 1: so Yai and my dogs, uh, they got the share burger.
Speaker 1: Why would I want the burger thrown out? Scary? That
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. You're throwing it out anyway, right,
Speaker 1: but that makes it look like you were trying to
Speaker 1: double down and get free ship. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just weird if you didn't like the burger. The
Speaker 1: story ends there. And then he takes the burger away
Speaker 1: because he didn't like it, because it was just gonna
Speaker 1: throw He's gonna throw it out, so I brought it
Speaker 1: to my dogs. Yeah that's the overboard moment right there.
Speaker 1: I think, right there is where I would like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: take it, take this out of here. You know you're
Speaker 1: funked it up. You know the stick to your story,
Speaker 1: you know, get this out of here. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: This is this is not good for anybody. You know,
Speaker 1: it's it's unedible, but obviously if you're leaving it there,
Speaker 1: it's edible. Hold On, I didn't say it was inedible.
Speaker 1: I said it wasn't that I wanted it prepared. Therefore
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna eat it. My dogs don't give a crap.
Speaker 1: They're eating canned dog food or whatever I feed them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dogs got again. You don't know dogs. You don't
Speaker 1: have an animal, right, I made my dog. Now what
Speaker 1: would you do in this situation? I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: one more scenario. This happened to me, Um Tommy's Tavern
Speaker 1: and Tap, my new favorite place to God rest his soul.
Speaker 1: He passed away, you know Tommy. Yeah, I know, very upset,
Speaker 1: but they have a great menu. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: order something different this time and had a very nice
Speaker 1: waitress and I said, you know what, I can't decide
Speaker 1: between the caesar salad or the bacon grilled cheese that
Speaker 1: comes with a side of tomato basil soup that you
Speaker 1: could dip it in. So I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: which one to get. So she said, have an idea.
Speaker 1: Why don't you get tomato basil soup as it as
Speaker 1: an appetizer. It comes with like bread, like toasted bread
Speaker 1: to dip in it, and then get a side caesar salad,
Speaker 1: a small caesar salad instead of the full the full one.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, that's a great idea. That's brilliant. I'll
Speaker 1: dip the toasted bread in the soup and I get
Speaker 1: the caesar salad. It's the best of both worlds. Home run,
Speaker 1: home run. So she, for some reason brings the salad
Speaker 1: before the soup. Okay, no problem. I eat the saud
Speaker 1: was great, great seeson salad. There, I get the soup.
Speaker 1: I'm dipping the bread in it. It's excellent. A guy
Speaker 1: comes out of the kitchen a runner, and he says, uh,
Speaker 1: here you go. He's got a plate on it with
Speaker 1: the bacon, grilled cheese and the tomato basil soup, the
Speaker 1: soup and sandwich combo that we talked about. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I didn't I didn't order that. He says, oh,
Speaker 1: it's table blah blah blah. I said, well, that's weird
Speaker 1: because my waitress and I talked about it, but I
Speaker 1: didn't order that. He says, all right, I gotta bring
Speaker 1: it back. I said, no, listen, if somebody made it
Speaker 1: by mistake, i'll take it. Don't get me wrong, but
Speaker 1: I didn't order it. He says, all right, no problem,
Speaker 1: and he leaves. So we go back to eating like
Speaker 1: that was kind of weird. That's the coincidence that the
Speaker 1: food we talked about would come to the wrong table.
Speaker 1: Five minutes later, another guy comes out of the kitchen
Speaker 1: with the same plate. He says, ah, you bacon, cheese
Speaker 1: and soup. You know, grilled cheese. I didn't order it.
Speaker 1: He says, yeah, I gotta. I was told to run
Speaker 1: it to this table. I said, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you, man. I didn't I didn't order it,
Speaker 1: but I told the last guy, if you're not gonna
Speaker 1: use it, i'll take it. But I didn't order it.
Speaker 1: So he goes, all right, I'll bring it back to
Speaker 1: the kitchen. So my waitress comes over, Hey, can I
Speaker 1: get you guys refills? I said, let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question. I think two guys in the kitchen keep
Speaker 1: bringing the bacon, grilled cheese and tomato soup that we
Speaker 1: talked about. Yeah, why, yeah, you ordered it? No, I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you ordered that and you ordered the soup, And so
Speaker 1: I said, why would I order two soups? You talked
Speaker 1: me into the soup and the salad. She goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought you wanted both. No, why would I want
Speaker 1: a grilled cheese and a soup and a salad in
Speaker 1: the soup? The whole point was, she goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. I don't know what I'm thinking. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, again, if it's gonna go to waste,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. She says, all right, I'll go get
Speaker 1: it for you. It's on the house. So that she
Speaker 1: she goes to the kitchen. She comes back, she they
Speaker 1: already threw it out. I go, what do you mean
Speaker 1: you brought it to me twice? She just well, they
Speaker 1: threw it out and they gave it to somebody else.
Speaker 1: I go, it's got to be cold by this. Oh,
Speaker 1: you gave it to somebody else. I'll never get there that.
Speaker 1: I assume they didn't give it to somebody else. I
Speaker 1: you know, So I said, I feel like I lost
Speaker 1: out in the grilled cheese dishwashers there fucking eat that's
Speaker 1: the lay and sitting on the top of the dishwash
Speaker 1: shar and they're all sharing it absolutely. So let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Had they left it. I'm fine
Speaker 1: to take it right because I didn't order it. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not that's not crossing the line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you weren't complaining about the way that specific food
Speaker 1: was prepared and then all of a sudden turning around
Speaker 1: and be like, oh I eat it anyway. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: doesn't look as as bad, you know. But yeah, obviously
Speaker 1: the right thing to do is drop it. It's it's
Speaker 1: not once it hits the table, it's over. It's over
Speaker 1: for that food. It's dead in the water. Yeah. Whatever. Alright,
Speaker 1: So my friends, my friend Jeff says to the waitress.
Speaker 1: At this point, he says, joking, kind of jokingly but
Speaker 1: kind of naughty. Is you know my friend David, if
Speaker 1: I know him, he feels like he was about to
Speaker 1: get a grilled cheese and now he's not. I feel
Speaker 1: like you're the grilled cheese. So she says, what he's
Speaker 1: well not to get a freak about to get him
Speaker 1: free grilled cheese, and now you don't have it for him.
Speaker 1: You went to go get it, she said, Well, but
Speaker 1: it's gone. He's like, I'm just kidding again. Her head
Speaker 1: was gonna explode. But that would have been wrong. That
Speaker 1: would have been too much to ask once they got
Speaker 1: rid of it. Remake the grilled cheese that you were
Speaker 1: going to drop on the table for me, that you
Speaker 1: said I could have although it was a mistake anyway,
Speaker 1: Remake the mistake right. Get what fuck you David broken,
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of my restaurant, your bed right,
Speaker 1: the hell I didn't do that. They were doing it,
Speaker 1: the Vegas diner boys, out of business boys alright to
Speaker 1: the Vegas