WEBVTT - #226: Your Kid's an A-Hole 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:08.039 Start aftat Up, start Up. Brooklyn Boys Start Up. Brooklyn 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:12.200 Boys start dat Up. They make it noise doat Up? 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:20.880 Start Up? Episode two. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.480 That's right, it is. You're very good. Did you read 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.000 the the logo? I did. That's how I knew it 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.960 was the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's just staring at me. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.680 In fact, that's my weekly cute card because that sometimes 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.040 I don't know where I am. I just speak into 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:39.839 a microphone frivolously. But this week, I just you know what, 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.320 I didn't even need it this week. Nice. I remember 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.000 when we first I first started at to see one 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:47.680 in local New York radio station and we were in Cecaucus, 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.919 New Jersey. There used to be a big sign up 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:52.120 that had the phone number because if working there, you 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.720 wouldn't remember the phone number. Well you never know. I 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.240 mean some of these people came from all the radio stations. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:02.360 I mean, you know, for years there was a guy 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.679 who was on Z one hundred and his name was 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.720 Scott Shannon. Oh that's right. Yeah, And when he went 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.640 over to the competition p l J, he would he 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.360 would still say Z one hundred, Yeah he did. Yeah, 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.240 you know it happens to people all over the place 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:20.280 at all. You know, people just can't shake it even 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:23.160 though they know, you know, they just know that microphone 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.160 is in front of them and it just feels comfortable, 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:29.160 so they just just say, what's uh not on their mind? Obviously, 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.640 I would imagine it's it's more difficult for people that 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:35.000 don't have like they use radio names, and sometimes when 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.160 they switch jobs, they have to change their radio name. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:39.320 Like a lot of if anytime you see someone whose 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:43.080 last name is Night, that's not their real name, right, 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.279 there's all there's women all over the country like, uh, 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:48.400 like a Sue Night, Kelly Knight, that Knight's not their 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.520 last name. But if you're if you're like Kelly Knight, 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.640 right and you're working and let's say Vermont, and then 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:56.440 you moved to let's say Iowa, there might be like 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.200 a Merry Knight on the radio, and they don't want 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:00.000 to confuse people, so they tell you to change your 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.360 name is something else. So now you're like you were married, 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:06.520 you was Sue Night for seven years, and now you're like, um, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:12.160 uh you know Sue Brown. You might say I'm Sue 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.799 Night on the radio, and then people like what you well, 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.680 you know, you know, now that I think about it, 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.600 I did suck it up once. It wasn't on this podcast. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.960 You know, I do another podcast with my friends Share 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:26.040 Cheryl Cascenza Share knows. Yeah, we do a podcast called 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:31.480 Speaking Volumes. Um. We similarly have an is that any good? Yeah, 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.840 it's really good. We do video too. I mean her daughter, 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.480 Porsche is getting very is getting older, so she's starting 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.080 to talk now and she won't actually she won't shut up. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:46.560 Wait a minute, she pronounced Porsche Porsche Porsche. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.280 like the Rossy and so you know, you know, similarly 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.800 we we we come on the uh you know, we 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.400 started the same way. We have a theme song, and 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:59.320 then I talked first with the podcast number. So so 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:03.000 you I a you know, you know this is Speaking 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.919 Volumes number whatever. Yeah, I's read the Brooklyn Boys once 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:11.160 I did. I said something about the Brooklyn Boys by 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.320 mistake on my Walkers and Talkers podcast. Yeah, so you know, 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:16.960 we always have the Brooklyn Boys on our mind. We 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.600 know where, we know where our home is. Yeah. By 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.360 the way, Walkers and Talkers, if you're a fan of 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.079 that podcast, Jamie and I have not done an episode 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.840 in about a month and a half and maybe longer, 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:28.840 but we're getting back on the horse in a week 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.919 or two. Promise. That's been a while. So if you 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:35.200 have you're wondering what happened. It's been a while. We 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:40.000 had some scheduling problems. Jamie wasn't feeling well for a while. Yeah, 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.680 we're getting all right. Listen, it happens, you know. Um. 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:47.400 I talked two of our colleagues earlier today, the Carlin 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.480 Marie and Anthony. Carlin Marie and Anthony who used to 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.480 be on our big show and they had their Monday 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.840 Friday podcast Now they have a show on on Twitch. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:59.080 They surprised me with a phone call. I wanted to 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.520 know about, you know, some basic things about the origins 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.040 of the morning show of what we did, and then 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.280 they then you know, so so they they didn't call me. Well, 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.160 they have a live stream going this The questions they 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.520 asked pertained to me specifically. But but but as I'm 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.320 on their podcast now they do it live meeting. As 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.320 you know, scary, I've been on two morning shows, you've 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.480 only been on one. Yeah, that's right. So as we're 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.520 as I'm on with them and they're on live they've 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.359 got a chat going up the side of the screen 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.159 and they're on video at the same time. That's what 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:32.480 twitch is. So so all of a sudden, a question 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.800 questions start coming in, like, oh, Scary Jones is on 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:39.279 Scary Jones. Hey, Um, did you know that the Brooklyn 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:43.400 Boys podcast ripped you guys off? They're doing a steak 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:47.960 dinner at a restaurant the same way you guys did. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.279 So Carl Mury confronts me on this because it was 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:54.520 a comment by one of their one of their listeners 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.480 they did about about a month and a half ago, 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:00.720 they made an appearance they did a live podcast for 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.720 their My Day Friday show, which by the way, celebrated 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:07.680 its last episode at that podcast. At that show, it 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:11.040 was a live the live ending to their show, Uh, 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.720 the last one ever recorded at a steakhouse at the 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:19.240 Jersey Shore. And so they were like, yeah, the Brooklyn 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.479 Boys are biting off you. They're copying off you guys. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.400 They decided to do a steak dinner after and it's 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:29.800 true their podcast, we didn't announce our steak dinner restaurant 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:34.520 podcast idea until after long after they did theirs. So 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.960 it does look like we copied all right, but in 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.920 I comment, well, I I mean I stuck up for us, 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.280 and I told you say, because I have well, I 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.760 told them, I said, well, you know, to be quite honest, 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:48.200 the whole idea of a steakhouse has to do with 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:52.320 this fact that I allegedly, oh, David Brody a steak dinner. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.279 Hold on and and it's and I told them the 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.120 story of the steak dinner, right that I went off 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.640 on that tangent with them. I was on like twenty 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.880 minutes and then so they're like, okay, so it does 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.720 make sense that you guys would do a podcast and 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.840 meet up. And I plugged it. By the way, I 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:09.760 told people that can make preservations if they're in the 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.560 New York area on September ten for our our Brooklyn 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.680 Boys meet up number one. That's m e a t 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.839 up at number one, meaning insinuating that we make do 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:23.440 more if this one goes well. So, yeah, Benjamin Steakhouse, 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.720 when I might as well talking prime Yes, and if 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:28.560 you'd like to make a reservation and join us for 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:33.920 the meet up, it's Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, right, 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.680 which is while we're at it, right, make the reservation 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:41.800 September ten. It's a Saturday evening, and we're offerings for 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.480 a three course meal and then we're gonna have some 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.400 some prizes. We're gonna do some giveaways. It's gonna have 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.960 a lot of fun. But I did course one of 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.599 the courses. Is we we arranged for free deserves part 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.720 of the courses. Yes, that's what we've got that in there. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.480 Dessert is part of the three courses. Right now, Here's 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.960 the thing I did differentiate, And we're not doing the 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.240 live podcast the way they did. I said, we're just 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.920 doing a meet up. We want to spend the time 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:06.719 with the slices. So they understood. And then they asked 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.320 me to tell the retell the story of the steak dinner. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.240 And guess what they told it with your your You 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.560 told it with your your tilt. I'm sure. Well. I 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.640 was quite honest about why they people tell it with you, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.720 why they thought people with why people would think I 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.160 may still owe you that dinner, which I don't. And 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.960 that was pertaining to the fact that we I tried 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.640 to pay for dinner the dinner, that we all know 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:34.680 the story, so everyone knows the story. They want to 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.840 bring us on to talk about it because they both 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:41.760 see it both ways. Carla, Marie and Anthony each see 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.239 my side and your side. And I told it without 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.440 a slant, and I told him why you felt the 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.560 way you did about the steak dinner. And I said, look, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.000 I spent the time, the energy, and the effort to 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.960 take my boy off of the steak dinner, but not 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.120 my fault. The meal got camped. At the end. Now 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.920 we are everybody who listens to this podcast knows the 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.360 store the meal got comped. I still tipped Awaits a 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.440 hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah, I lived it, okay. And I said, 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.360 you wanted physical pain to come out of my wild 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.120 and more pain than a hundred dollars and you and 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:14.160 and then Carlin Murray said that is so David Brodie. Yeah, 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.440 that is so David Brody. Yes, because I stand up 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:19.520 for what's right, true justice in the American way. I 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.880 hate you, but anyway, so yeah, and then we went 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.320 on to other things. For the record, for the romis, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.760 Carlin Murray's brother owns that steakhouse. It wasn't like they 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.240 planned let's do it in a steakhouse. They were like, 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.360 where can we do it? Oh my brother is a steakhouse. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.840 Let's do it there. I hear it's fantastic. By the way, 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:40.400 so uh Sinners Steakhouse, Point Pleasant Peach. Yes, that's why 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.560 they picked the steakhouse. It wasn't because they had some 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.679 history with steakhouses like we do. It's just a great 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.679 location and her brother happens to be one of the owners. Right, 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.920 So the steakhouse concept, we're not biting off them, but anyway, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.000 feel free to join make your reservation. Now we have 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.480 quite a few people we think we got some intel 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:01.480 on that today, so filling up quickly. Yeah, now, just 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.640 from people who have confirmed. In addition to New York 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.480 and New Jersey, which is the obvious because it's the 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:11.160 closest to the restaurant, we have confirmations from Philly, of course, 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:17.079 Iowa coming in from Iowa, Connecticut, of course, Virginia, and 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.600 we played a talk back last week that someone was 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:23.040 coming in possibly from Hawaii. Now I did want to 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:27.080 read one quick d M I got because it pertains 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.200 to coming to this thing. And let's see hold on 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:34.920 right here, hold on. Oh yeah, um, it's from Angela 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:39.960 at uh Aga at sa Cat's a long name on Instagram. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.240 I'm so excited I'm coming to the meet up. I've 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.280 never messaged, never posted. I'm one of the faceless and 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.400 voiceless listeners that has listened since episodes zero. I love 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:50.080 people like this. I listened every week and you make 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.840 me laugh and help me tune out the hard times. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:55.080 I thought about coming alone, but casually asked two of 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.520 my friends to come, and they are in and now 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.720 going to listen to the podcast to how Grea. We 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.480 will travel to New York from Vermont on Friday, probably 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.720 to catch a show. Any recommendations I gave us some recommendations, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.280 and enjoy your weekend in the city. I also think 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.560 that on top of a scary owen you state dinner, 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.920 that he should owe all the slices one too, for 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:20.160 having to listen to all his excuses. Thanks. Uh. Hashtag 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:23.640 Brody and Scary Team Brody, Slice for live, hashtag scary 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:30.280 Pace for dinner, hashtag crush on Brody. Hello, Wow, So Angela. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.760 The point of that really was to say that Angela 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.599 and her two friends, by the way, one of my 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:40.240 favorite sitcoms from the eighties. Uh, they're coming from Vermont, 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:45.520 so there's no excuse if you live any closer then 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.800 Hawaii to come. So oh and oh when we played 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.680 to talk back, one of our slices is coming from California. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:56.160 How does that? How does that happen? You take a plane? No, 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.679 but like somebody's gonna actually jump on a flight and 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.160 three thousand miles. I mean that's that is so that 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.600 is wonderful. That is I mean I get goosebumps when 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:11.280 I hear that. Yeah, I'm excited. Anyway, if you want 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:16.000 September Saturday evening five o'clock ish, I think we're doing it. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:20.320 And then um, get you the the three course meal. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.800 But to make a reservation, I think you gotta lay 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.640 out your credit card, don't you. But but that's part, 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:28.040 that's tradition, that's standard that they confirm your coming and 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:30.320 not going to charge your card right now. Yeah, but 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:34.440 but just make the reservation and and and join us. Yeah, 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.520 hook put your boys a little bit. Maybe somebody actually 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:42.439 wants somebody actually wants a hook up with Brody. It's 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.920 the hashtag Brody disappears to the bathroom for a half hour. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:50.360 Well know what, one of us is happily married and 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:56.480 the other ones you I have girlfriend. I'm good, but 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:00.240 I have a wife that doesn't count. Well think you 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.000 know which. We're gonna talk about my kids in a 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:04.559 little while, all right, I got a bone to pick 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.200 with you about my kids. We'll be right back, yeah, 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:16.920 you know, yeah, So today's Thursday. On Tuesday, we were 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:20.920 playing a game called butt Hurt, which basically you, uh, 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:24.960 somebody reads cards from the game that describes someone, and 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.440 then someone in the room says, oh, that reminds me 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.920 of so and so. Oh that like, uh, you know, 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.280 messy drunk. Oh that's blah blah blah, likes the smoke pot. Oh, 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:37.520 that's that's gandhi. Right, So they give a characteristic and 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.400 attribute something about a person, and then you go around 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.120 the room and you ask say who does that? Who 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:43.880 does that remind you of? And then you say who 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:48.040 it is? Now, I'd like to preface the card that 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:52.679 was read to scary by reminding everyone I have that 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:54.599 I have three. You're gonna make me say things I 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.199 don't want to say. That's correct. Careful you want to 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.880 jump into these waters because I do what. I'll tell 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.280 you what I didn't go. I didn't go there. I 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.439 bit my tongue on the podcast, and as well, you 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.480 should bite your tongue here because you are not gonna 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.280 make any disparaging remarks. Well, if you're gonna throw it 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:13.040 out there and asked me and ask me and put 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.520 me on the spot and asked me why I feel 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.679 that way, you're gonna force me to give you an answer. Okay, 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.200 well let's put it out there. Then. Oh boy, I 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:24.400 have three relatively either grown or almost grown daughters, one 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:27.240 graduated college, ones in college, and one is getting out 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.960 of college. Yeah, and so the question was who on 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.640 the show is most likely to have a kid who's 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:36.719 an asshole? So that's the kind of question. That's the 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.040 kind of question that really you should ask a room 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.559 full of people that don't have kids. Right, nobody, you're 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.200 butt hurt. You absolutely hold understood the assignment. Hold on 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:51.520 the assignment. Really you'd say it's hurt, right, and obviously 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.960 your butt hurt because of what I My response was, 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.920 hold on. The object in the game is to get somebody, 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:00.160 but hurt. I get that. But the question is really like, oh, 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.720 who might someday have kids that grow up to be assholes? 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.000 But my kids are already grown up almost or or 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:10.360 are And so scary said Scary said Brodie. Now, Elvis said, 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.760 now we'll wait a minute. Scary. That's not nice. If 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.320 I was going to answer that, I would say my 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:18.840 parents meaning Elvis's parents raised an asshole, meaning Elvis. And 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.760 then Elvis said, really, scary. You should have said your parents, 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.160 or you should have said Brodie's parents, because they clearly 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.520 raised an asshole. I have no problem with that if 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.480 you had said Brodie's parents are most likely to raise 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.360 an asshole. A ha ha ha, I get it. I'm 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.280 but hurt. It's funny, it's clever. We move on. But 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:40.720 you said me implying my kids are assholes, and but 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.560 you know them for their whole lives. You know they're 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:48.000 not assholes, which I know at least at least the 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:52.560 second two or not, But that first one, I don't know. Man, Wow, 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.120 I don't listen. She's independent, right, I mean to be 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:03.560 an asshole. I don't know about that. Slices, slices, Let 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:07.680 let me just say again, I don't stop. I went 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.240 further right there than I did on the fifteen minute 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.320 morning show. I'm gonna stop right there. Let me let 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.080 me say a couple of very important things. Slices. You 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.440 should know. Number one Scary doesn't know my daughter. He's 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:21.800 only met her. Jingle balls. You haven't heard anything. She's 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.200 been living in Europe for the past year, and I 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:27.480 have no one has seen her in years because she's 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.400 she was in college. By the way, this is the 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.520 daughter who graduated high school sixteen and graduated college in 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:36.440 two years. My daughter is far from an asshole. Brilliant 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.240 right there. The fact that she did college in two years, 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.320 in high school in two years, and raised ahead of 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.600 the class right there, good point to the fact that 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.280 maybe I don't know, well I raised the genius is 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.640 what I raised as scary. You need to what an 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:52.960 asshole looks like. I believe there's a mirror over the 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:57.080 same bath. So yeah, so that's my buddy. That's my 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:01.240 buddy right there. All right, all right, we're just gonna 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.760 move on from there. Could we move on because it's 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:06.480 getting a comfortable to uncomfortable for you? One last thing. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.800 Slices of all my family members, my wife and three kids, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.320 only one of them occasionally listens to this podcast. My 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:18.800 oldest daughter, Oh boy, I'm gonna hear this from her. Well, 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.760 she have to polite a second. Wait, didn't she get 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.800 a dog she's had a dog for a year and 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:29.320 a half. Right, okay, but where's that dog. The dog's 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.000 here in my house because she's in Europe. She went 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:35.360 to Europe for me. That doesn't make her a bad person. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.280 I'm not taking a bad person. I'm just saying she 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.480 got a dog, right, it was her dog. Yeah, it's 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.040 still her dog. Who takes care of that dog every day? 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:50.680 I do gladly. It's an awesome dog. She was studying 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.760 art for her master's degree in Europe. All right, I 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.480 think that's excusable. Okay, all right, as long as you 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.720 think it's excusable, I'm I'm on outside the bubble. I mean, 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:03.440 I'm looking at it. I'm just okay. For the record, 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.080 my wife and I volunteered and said, you know what, 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.080 your schedule is not gonna line up with taking a 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.680 dog to Europe. Would you like us to watch him? 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:13.040 And she said that would be great. I'll miss him. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:17.879 Does the dog even know her? The dog know you? 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.760 At this point? Okay, First of all, she came home 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.720 in April. The dog went crazy. Far. Second of all, 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.560 we faced time hard with the dog. We send pictures 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:30.000 and video. It's her dog. The dog didn't have it like, 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.000 Oh my god, why are you leave me with this madman? Players? 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:36.280 Take me back, take me to Europe. Dude, Percy loves me. 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:40.000 I'm very good to him because it's my daughter's dogs, 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:42.560 all right, Dude, my dog. You know you know what. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.000 My daughter would never leave a dog with you because 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:48.560 you could never handle an animal. You squashed the dolphin. 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.600 I didn't squash it, dolphin. Dude, you fell on a 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:58.280 dolphin at Lants. Oh my god, poor thing. I really 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.520 wish you wouldn't have addressed this. Really, Why you said 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:04.280 it on the radio. You said it on a national 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:08.399 radio show. I think our little podcast can handle it. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.480 I know, I know, but I don't. I don't want 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:13.040 to go any further though, and I'm permitted to go 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.440 further here. I'm I'm giving more a lot more real here. Yeah. Yeah, well, 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:19.200 we're not gonna go I'm not who's permitting you, who's 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:21.760 permitting you to insult my kids? I'm not insulting. I'm 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.879 just saying my opinion of why I think that that 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:28.159 was the right answer for that question. That's all I'm saying. 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.639 I don't know, Okay, But here's the thing. If my 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.920 kids were five and you said, I'm likely to disagree 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:35.959 with a lot of things that she believes in. Okay, 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.600 I disagree with a lot of it because she's vegan. 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:41.800 That that makes me answer, well, not know. Well, that's 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.920 you know, because she's because she's now a pescetarian, she's fish. 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.359 God bless her. Oh my god, she's coming around. But 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:50.560 now there's maybe some more things I disagree with about 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:52.879 her viewpoints. That's all right, It's just that's just me. 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.160 That's my personal feeling. That's all what what I don't 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.520 even I'm not gonna ask you to be specific. I 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:00.720 don't think you know one few and oh I do, 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.719 I do. I didn't tell you, Yes you did. We 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:07.680 had this conversation. We had a conversation. No, alright, no worries, 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.720 don't worry about it. It's great, she's awesome. We're playing 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:12.879 a game. It's called but hurt. If she's not a 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:15.760 snow and she's not a snowflake, she'll hear this. She'll 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:19.480 hear this just like her. Old man. I'm just saying. 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:20.920 I'm just saying, I'm the only one on the show 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:23.560 that actually has grown kids. You know, Like if you 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:25.399 had said anybody else, they'd be like, yeah, maybe they 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:28.600 could turn out to the assholes. All Right, we move on, 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:31.520 do we? Yeah? We definitely have to move on. We 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.480 gotta go. We can't just marinate in this ship. In fact, 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:36.879 I want to cleanse the palette we've taken to the 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:39.800 break right now. Alright, I gotta talk to you about lawyers. 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:42.080 I need you, do we really? Yeah? I need your 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:48.200 opinion on some lawyers boys podcast. You know, I almost 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:52.800 forgot before we go further. Um, a fight erupted in 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:54.639 my car today on the ride home, and I know 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:58.520 we want to talk about lawyers posted. Well, well, I 0:19:58.560 --> 0:19:59.720 don't know if we can get her on the phone 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:05.320 right now. Out it would be impromptu Gandhi No Sam, Sam, 0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:07.919 producer Sam. Yeah, and it would be it would be 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:09.760 we went on our podcast. I think you can get 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:13.320 her on ours. Yeah, yeah, this this is gonna take 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:15.480 a while, but maybe we should tease it. But I'll 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:18.960 say this. Um, So you know she's having a wedding 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:22.080 coming up the Friday after Thanksgiving. Yeah, and you and 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:24.520 if I did an episode of the BAM Wedding podcast 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:30.199 with Sam and her fiance Bill. So now she's deciding 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:36.080 that for the wedding invite um, she's thinking about not 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:40.840 sending out physical invitations in the mail, pretty much texting 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:43.960 us and invite to the wedding or doing some kind 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:47.320 of you know something digitally. I mean she was no 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:52.320 fancy calligraphy on the invitations. Do you up card? I 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.680 don't think so, man I? And I told her, I said, 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:57.040 you know, if it's going to be that way, then 0:20:57.520 --> 0:21:01.720 maybe I should just cash ap you a gift, not 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:03.880 give you a card back. You know the Wait a minute, 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.040 if they're not spending money on invitations, then you're gonna 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:09.560 give a smaller gift. Well that's also that's also might 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:11.920 be the big surprise, you know, maybe a smaller gift. 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:13.640 I don't know, you know what, what if I should 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:15.280 take away? But I'd be like, you know what, wait 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:17.240 a second, if you don't give me a card, then 0:21:17.440 --> 0:21:19.760