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Speaker 1: Alright, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right before, right about four minutes after the hour, it

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Speaker 1: is my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is

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Speaker 1: this soldier is never at attention. Okay, well, huh, this

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Speaker 1: soldier is never at attention? Figure it out. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that in just a bit. Right now, the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for us? Nav? I don't know, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I feel, I don't know how I want to do it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, King of France, you know, okay, light ski

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Speaker 1: and King of Pranks. K I'm gonna keep it going

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Speaker 1: from I'm keeping it going from the last break. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting a light skid, light ski, you know. Okay, do

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Speaker 1: you want a dog skin and prank on a light skin?

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Speaker 1: You want to meet medium skin like a caramel Tara caramel?

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Speaker 1: All right up, and now I'm just trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out how you want it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, let's for the lady that called in that

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Speaker 1: was appalled by the light skin dog skin. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna We're just gonna put some more on

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Speaker 1: your plate and get you a light skiing prank call? Okay,

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Speaker 1: calling us back, right, that's first sure, the hum gonna

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Speaker 1: be just my had caller there. Okay, how's your future?

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Speaker 1: Is it bright? Or is it? Dog? How we could creep?

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Speaker 1: We can keep pushing if you want to. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Pump your brakes, Mama, Pump your brakes, mama.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's the prank call. Pump your brakes, my ma,

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Speaker 1: cat dog. If you would hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: Natalie please, yeah, Natalie, Natalie. How're you doing? My name

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Speaker 1: is Darren. I'm with your homeowners Association? Okay, there, how

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Speaker 1: you doing? Listen? Um, we gotta we got a bit

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Speaker 1: of a problem if you don't mind me asking, who's

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Speaker 1: who who actually brings your kids home from school? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Each day? Oh my mom gets my kids for me

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Speaker 1: and she dropped them off. Okay, okay, okay, Well we

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Speaker 1: have a we have a bit of a problem. The

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Speaker 1: kids are fine. There's there's no issue with the kids

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Speaker 1: at all. But you know, we've had a meeting here

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Speaker 1: at the h o A. We've been getting some complaints.

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Speaker 1: Uh it seems like your mother is is uh really

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Speaker 1: speeding down the street real fast and you know, everyone's

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Speaker 1: complaining about it that you know, it's a lot of

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Speaker 1: kids walking home from school, and it seems like your

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Speaker 1: mom is driving real fast when she's coming down the street,

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Speaker 1: but to drop your kids off. Did you know anything

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Speaker 1: about this? Uh? No, not at all. That doesn't eave

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Speaker 1: it sound like her. Okay, what type of cards? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Natalie. We're we're we're from

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Speaker 1: what I understand, it is a what kind of car

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Speaker 1: does your mom had? Is a board escape or something

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Speaker 1: like that? A little suv? Does that what your mom has? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She has a little red stuv? Okay, alright, So the

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Speaker 1: problem is that that that's the same car. That's the

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Speaker 1: one we're talking about. And it seems like, you know,

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Speaker 1: your mother is is flying down the street and she

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Speaker 1: drops the kids off, and when she leaves, she's flying

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Speaker 1: back out of the neighborhood and a couple of times

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Speaker 1: some of the neighbors have told her to slow down,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I don't know if she's flicked them

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Speaker 1: off or set something out the window, you know, but

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Speaker 1: you know, this is stuff that we just cannot tolerate. Huh, Well,

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Speaker 1: it really does this sound like my mom? But you know, Okay,

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Speaker 1: well listen, you know what, Natalie, what what we're not

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Speaker 1: gonna do is what she's not gonna do is act

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Speaker 1: like it's not your mama. It's your mother that's doing this.

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Speaker 1: So what we need you to do is tell your

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Speaker 1: mamma to slow up down so we don't ask problem,

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Speaker 1: all right, because I tried to be nice with you

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Speaker 1: at first. But if you're gonna be a denial thinking

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Speaker 1: it's not your mama, then we got an issue. First

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Speaker 1: of all, daring from h O A. I need you

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Speaker 1: to watch your tones and who you're talking to, all right.

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Speaker 1: I need you to climb that all the way down.

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Speaker 1: All right. You need to slow your damn mama down.

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Speaker 1: That's what you need to do. Slow your mama d

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Speaker 1: can do is stand in the middle of the street

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Speaker 1: and she flying down and so hopefully she can knock

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Speaker 1: you out the way. Okay, don't talk to me like that.

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Speaker 1: You're being ruined it respectful. I don't ask her this

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Speaker 1: time because I don't think it's hard. But you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna talk to me like that. Okay, So your mama

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Speaker 1: what she want to do. Wanma could do whatever she

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Speaker 1: want to do, she done. She can't do it in

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Speaker 1: and she can't do it there. Okay, So I don't

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Speaker 1: know whatever your mama rips it with your kids in

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Speaker 1: the car. If I got to, I wish you would.

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Speaker 1: I wish you would have my mama arrested. With my

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Speaker 1: kids in the car, You're gonna have more problems than

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Speaker 1: you ever had. Okay, you bet. And now I have

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Speaker 1: my mama arrested, You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be sent to the hospital. How about that? Okay, let

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Speaker 1: me tell yourself, tell your mama, so slow home down

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Speaker 1: beneath streets. This is the last one. And I'm giving

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Speaker 1: y'all this the last one. Well you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to give no one And it's okay.

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Speaker 1: We could have a real conversation about it. We can

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Speaker 1: meet and talk about it, because you're gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: me like that, and you and I ain't telling my

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Speaker 1: mama nothing. I ain't telling that a small own for nothing.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna do? What's your mom to dare that?

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Speaker 1: Let's meet about it and I'm not bringing my husband

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Speaker 1: to say. You've got so much to say, you don't say.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to keep that same energy, okay

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Speaker 1: with my husband. I want you to talk to him

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Speaker 1: like you're talking to meet. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I don't worry about your husband. I lone of that.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna say I'm gon say this right here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one

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Speaker 1: that told us that your mama was speaking out the street.

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Speaker 1: Tommy one said it, Tommy put it every Timmy. Tommy said,

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Speaker 1: your mamma was the one running up and down the

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Speaker 1: street fast going part to pick the mill and out.

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Speaker 1: Tommedy one said that I don't know who Tommy shot,

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Speaker 1: but Tommy can kiss me. You can kiss my, and

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Speaker 1: any other neighbors who got something to say about my

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Speaker 1: mama can kiss Mike. How about that? Gonna shoot it?

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Speaker 1: Let me and shoot this? Do you little Matthew Tommy

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Speaker 1: from Steve Harvey Morning Show, do you know who stop here?

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Speaker 1: How are you gonna make God's been like this? The

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Speaker 1: questions me about the you went up brother? Let you

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Speaker 1: tell me you'll to the Darius got need to play

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Speaker 1: phone call you baby. Oh it's going down. It is

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Speaker 1: going dawn. Okay, back is a real mother. You know

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Speaker 1: that getting back? Man, I knew how like my mama

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Speaker 1: to me like st me, you got me. Everybody, tell

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Speaker 1: me this one more thing before you go. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land. You know it's the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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Speaker 1: And tell Steve I said, Hey, that's me looking good.

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Speaker 1: Your son, your son. Your mama got to slow down

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Speaker 1: when she come through here. Do this the school zone. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: your mama. You can't talk about nobody. Mama, you cannot.

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Speaker 1: You will push that button orbit immediately. Yes, yeah, mama

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Speaker 1: can do whatever the hell she wanna do. No mama

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Speaker 1: driving through here flipping people off. When you're driving through here,

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Speaker 1: you need to slow your mama ass down. That's what

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Speaker 1: you need to do. That's what made her really mad.

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Speaker 1: You said that your mama slowed her button down when

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Speaker 1: she passed through here. Uh. Columbia, South Carolina, bring your

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Speaker 1: mama with you. Okay, July first, bring your mama and

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Speaker 1: get your laugh on at the co Girl Performing Arts Center.

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Speaker 1: That's July first in Columbia, South Carolina. Take it's your

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Speaker 1: unsell right now. The food is coming to down just years.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gonna be absolutely ravaging. I might add.

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Speaker 1: I know forpit July it's a barbecue weekend, but jumping

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Speaker 1: off with some comedy, that's your appetizer of the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Friday night, July first, at the Coga Performing Arts Center.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available rent. Now, all right, that's all I got

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Speaker 1: to say. I'm through with it. I'm gonna be a fool,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be ignorant, I'm gonna be stupid. And if

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Speaker 1: you run up on that stage, Lord is gonna be

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Speaker 1: all seen. Any I promise you did all right? Thinking

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Speaker 1: of you coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject the

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Speaker 1: soldier is never at attention. We'll get into that right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.