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Speaker 1: Second date of date? Do you think landscapers are good
Speaker 1: at manscaping? Good question? I don't know, but I do
Speaker 1: know somebody who might know. Her name is Olivia and
Speaker 1: she's on the phone right now for a second date update,
Speaker 1: and apparently she went out with her landscapers. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna answer that age old question in a moment, hopefully,
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Olivia? Hey? How are you guys?
Speaker 1: How are you? It set you up to really be
Speaker 1: the I thought she was the manscape. What would you
Speaker 1: call it? The critic of the hedges? I don't know, Olivia.
Speaker 1: You hold all the knowledge when it comes to landscapers
Speaker 1: and manscaping, and we're gonna ask you that question in
Speaker 1: a second. Hopefully you know it. I don't know how
Speaker 1: your date went, but your email said that you went
Speaker 1: out with your landscaper. Yeah, I actually hired this new company.
Speaker 1: Do you my landscaping? And when Austin is his name?
Speaker 1: When he showed up, I was like a little well
Speaker 1: pleasantly shocked. I mean, it sounds like a bad romance
Speaker 1: novel come to life, is what it sounds like. I know,
Speaker 1: I know it's like so cliche. It really is. But
Speaker 1: he was young and oh good looking, like just like
Speaker 1: muscles and oh my gosh, oh my god, you're getting
Speaker 1: hot right now. How much younger is he? I don't
Speaker 1: say he's at least five years younger than me. We
Speaker 1: never really talked about his age, but okay, not crazy
Speaker 1: younger though. It's not like you're fifty and he's like eighteen. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's definitely a man like for sure. She could barely
Speaker 1: say that. Man, how did you end up getting a
Speaker 1: date with him? Did you hit on him while he
Speaker 1: was working on your house or you hit him up later? No?
Speaker 1: I did. I I kept staring at him from my
Speaker 1: window and I'm I'm creepy. Oh gosh, yeah, like pole
Speaker 1: stocker or something. But he was getting hot, like literally
Speaker 1: and physically, and I was like, I was this environment
Speaker 1: for a drink? Got out here? You want some lemonade?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, how did my top fall off? That's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: I gotta learn the button buttons better. What you're talking
Speaker 1: about lemonade. It was spite totally different. Yeah, once carbonated
Speaker 1: one's not okay. So anyway, he came in and flirting
Speaker 1: led to him. Literally first day on the job, you
Speaker 1: hooked up with a landscaper, I did, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I did. This is an adult filment. Yeah, I'm in
Speaker 1: the wrong line of work too. So it's the date then?
Speaker 1: Or did you guys go out? No, he laughed, But
Speaker 1: before he left, he was like, Hey, you should come
Speaker 1: hang out at this bar. You know, I'm gonna hang
Speaker 1: out with my buddies, but you can have buy we'll
Speaker 1: play pool. And I was like, you know, why not?
Speaker 1: So later that night I met him at the bar. Oh,
Speaker 1: so you guys did have hang out time? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: play pool. His buddies were there. They were really cool.
Speaker 1: How did he introduce you? Ah, he just said this
Speaker 1: is Olivia. I mean there was no pretense or just
Speaker 1: kind of like go or. I was wondering if he
Speaker 1: put you in like the client box or if he
Speaker 1: put you in the friend box. I think it was
Speaker 1: like the friend Okay, yeah, okay, So you hung out
Speaker 1: with him at the bar, and did you like him
Speaker 1: as a person too and not just a piece of
Speaker 1: landscape meat. Ah well, I mean yeah he was. He
Speaker 1: was cool, like just it was just really casual and fun,
Speaker 1: like kind of like adventurous, like I never do this,
Speaker 1: I never do this, But I was like why not?
Speaker 1: But then he disappeared, like we're having fun, a couple
Speaker 1: of drinks in but he's really cool, like I said,
Speaker 1: but I was like, where did he go? Like where's Austin?
Speaker 1: And they hit like like I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to be like uncool, like I'm
Speaker 1: the old lady here hanging out. So I just kind
Speaker 1: of like sat back and but okay, he'll come back
Speaker 1: half an hour later, no sign of him. I have
Speaker 1: no idea where he went, so he just ditched out.
Speaker 1: Did you text him? So? I texted him and nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1: You haven't heard anything from him since then? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: why are we calling him though? Because I feel like
Speaker 1: you should just chalk this up to like awesome, lived
Speaker 1: out of fantasy. Let's move on with life. I kind
Speaker 1: of like, I mean, I kind of want to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's fine, that's understandable. Yeah, why not
Speaker 1: just book a regular like Tuesday for Austin to come
Speaker 1: by your house into the art and you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I totally thought about that, but I'm like that, it's
Speaker 1: just embarrassing, Like now I can't Yeah, that's desperate, that's creepy. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Can you just come hang out in my yards so
Speaker 1: I can stare at you through the window. Do you
Speaker 1: have any idea why he would have ditched you? No,
Speaker 1: that's why. Think something happened and maybe he's embarrassed or
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, well we'll play a song and
Speaker 1: then come back and call him and get your second
Speaker 1: day update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on rooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Sec. Oh my, would you look at that?
Speaker 1: My shrubbery is getting long and then just leaves piled
Speaker 1: throughout this yard. Oh wow, I wish I could get
Speaker 1: someone to come over here and blow those leafs out
Speaker 1: and maybe trim my shrubbery. Dude, somebody to call the landscraper. Sorry,
Speaker 1: if my leaf blower was a little too loud there, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Oh my, well you did stottled me with it. But
Speaker 1: might you be able to work on the weeds too?
Speaker 1: You're sour curn ma'am. Oops, looks liked trimmed a little
Speaker 1: too close and I just weird whacked her parents all
Speaker 1: Oh dear, it looks like you did. Are we going
Speaker 1: to handle this situation? Our god an ideal? I got
Speaker 1: an idea too. I think that was the making out.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but that is play by play of
Speaker 1: Olivia's first date. She's on the phone for a second
Speaker 1: day up date and she wants to call it. Dude
Speaker 1: name Austin. Austin is a landscaper. He showed up to
Speaker 1: work on her yard and she had very lustful eyes
Speaker 1: and invited him in for soda and then they hooked up.
Speaker 1: They also made plans to go out later that night
Speaker 1: to a bar, and she showed up to the bar.
Speaker 1: He was there with his friends, but at a certain
Speaker 1: point he just disappeared and she hasn't heard a word
Speaker 1: from him, so we r to get him on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out what happened. Are you ready to go, Olivia?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Oh yeah, after that re enactment, she's gotta
Speaker 1: be ready. It's like you lived it all over again, Olivia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the worst possible scenario right now? They didn't like me,
Speaker 1: you know that. He just was like changed his mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he thought it was cool when you guys hooked up,
Speaker 1: and then he had to hang out with you at
Speaker 1: the bar, and maybe he just didn't click with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's so blow to just leave. I hate that.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call him
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can get your answer.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Austin. Please, yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking Austin. How are you man? This is Jewil from
Speaker 1: Brooke and jew Bil in the Morning, the radio show.
Speaker 1: And what Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a
Speaker 1: morning radio show. Okay, I kind of don't listen to
Speaker 1: the radio, so I've never heard of you guys. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's all good. Man. I'm calling you today though, because
Speaker 1: we actually got an email into our show about you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a segment we do on our show. It's called
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. That's where if you go out
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody and then end up blowing
Speaker 1: them off, they can email us and we'll get that
Speaker 1: person on the phone and hopefully find out why they're
Speaker 1: not calling them back. And you recently met a woman
Speaker 1: named Olivia. Oh yeah, yes, yeah, okay, wait, wait, a minute,
Speaker 1: she emailed you about me and her. Yeah, she told
Speaker 1: us about how you came over to work on her
Speaker 1: house because you do landscaping, right, yeah, apparently you do
Speaker 1: more than that full service. Yeah. Well, I like, why
Speaker 1: would she call the radio show. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: she wants to see you again. She said she really
Speaker 1: enjoyed your initial experience with her when you came over
Speaker 1: to work in her house. And then she said she
Speaker 1: liked hanging out with you at the bar, but that
Speaker 1: you just disappeared and she hasn't heard from you. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just don't get why she would want to
Speaker 1: make this business public. I don't think that she's ashamed
Speaker 1: by any of it. Okay, no, no no, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: that's not what I mean. What do you mean? I mean,
Speaker 1: I I just don't know why she would want that
Speaker 1: out there. But all right, um, sounds like it was fun.
Speaker 1: I mean it was until you know, we were at
Speaker 1: the bar later on and uh, we were shooting some
Speaker 1: pool and I went to go get some another round
Speaker 1: of drinks and this guy comes up to me. You know,
Speaker 1: I never seen this guy before in my life, but
Speaker 1: he bows up on me and he says I know
Speaker 1: you slept with my wife. Wait what why? Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: This guy says that he followed her to the bar
Speaker 1: from the house, saw her hanging out with me, knew
Speaker 1: that something had happened, and like I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I was questioning it, like is this guy messing with me?
Speaker 1: You know? So I asked him some questions, you know,
Speaker 1: I asked him a little bit about the house. He
Speaker 1: knew everything about the house. He knew everything about the lawn,
Speaker 1: you know. And I but that's so, you think Olivia
Speaker 1: is married? Yeah, so why would she call us? I
Speaker 1: now have the same questions that you do out there.
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. I have no idea why
Speaker 1: she would want this out in public unless she you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, But there's got to be more to
Speaker 1: the story, because she would have seen I mean, if
Speaker 1: she is in fact married, I don't know for sure
Speaker 1: that I even believe that. Yet, if she is married,
Speaker 1: she would have seen her husband at the bar talking
Speaker 1: to you. The thing is, the pool is in its
Speaker 1: own area in the ball, so it's like in another room,
Speaker 1: So she might not have actually seen him. That would
Speaker 1: be so weird for him to just approach you and
Speaker 1: not approach her, Like what kind of self control do
Speaker 1: you have to have? I don't know. Maybe she maybe
Speaker 1: he did, but he was basically just talking to me,
Speaker 1: and yeah, he's threatened me. He basically says, you know,
Speaker 1: you're not seeing her anymore, you're not talking to her.
Speaker 1: He basically said that I couldn't like landscape at the
Speaker 1: place anymore, you know, after all that, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get any more trouble with my job, so
Speaker 1: I took off. I was out. But why didn't you
Speaker 1: respond to her text messages? Like Hey, I'm not proper
Speaker 1: writing back because you have a husband. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: in the middle of that again. Like I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to get in in the middle of it in the
Speaker 1: first place. But yeah, after I met the guy, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be texting with his wife. She
Speaker 1: can't be I feel like she can't be married if
Speaker 1: she's willing to do a second date day with us
Speaker 1: and everything else. There's got to be more to the story.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know, I know who does know.
Speaker 1: It's Olivia and she's actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you unless she's hung up. Olivia,
Speaker 1: are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm not married. I don't know what you're talking about
Speaker 1: or who you're talking about. Are you Are you sure?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm not married. Why would I call
Speaker 1: them if I were married? That would be stupid. I
Speaker 1: mean it's pretty stupid unless you think you're getting away
Speaker 1: with it. I mean, your husband knows. I don't have
Speaker 1: a husband. I'm not married. Can wait? Are you divorced?
Speaker 1: Do you have a crazy ex boyfriend? Anyone else? I
Speaker 1: don't know who this guy is, but he knew everything
Speaker 1: about you in the house. There's dude is five ten,
Speaker 1: he's got brown hair, was wearing a plaid shirt. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's got a tattoo on the forearm. Does it say, Olivia?
Speaker 1: Like literally, you're describing every guy at the bar. I
Speaker 1: mean that's like I'm not married that I have no idea. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just seemed legit to me. Look often,
Speaker 1: didn't we have a good time? And that's what you
Speaker 1: should be thinking about? Like it was good, right? Uh?
Speaker 1: That part of it? Yeah, but I also saw that too.
Speaker 1: What what? What I was watching when he when he
Speaker 1: was talking to me at the bar, he said, I
Speaker 1: saw what you did. How could we see it? Apparently
Speaker 1: they got some sort of drop can in the house
Speaker 1: and he saw it. Olivia, are you married? He set
Speaker 1: up a camera? What do you mean he set up
Speaker 1: a camera? It sounds like you know something, Olivia. No,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm I mean, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 1: Why you're married? No, No, you are cheating on your husband.
Speaker 1: I just meant, like, who's going to sign up a camera?
Speaker 1: I mean, like he's sign up a camera? Like, who
Speaker 1: does that? It sounds, Olivia, like you just slipped. That's
Speaker 1: what it sounds like. And how dare you put Austin
Speaker 1: in that position in us? It's not what you think.
Speaker 1: It's complicated. Oh is it okay? So now things are
Speaker 1: starting to come out a little bit because you misspoke there, Olivia.
Speaker 1: Don't try to paint me. Is this bad person? You
Speaker 1: don't know me? Okay? But it's we don't know you, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we thought you were like just single, living in
Speaker 1: a house, hooking up with the landscaper, and we find
Speaker 1: out that you have a husband. You have no idea
Speaker 1: what my life is like and it's complicated, there's more
Speaker 1: to the story. Well, don't bring other people into your mess.
Speaker 1: Keep your mess to yourself if it's not complicated. Even
Speaker 1: why if you were in my shoes, you would have
Speaker 1: done this same thing. Okay, so now you're admitting it.
Speaker 1: You have a husband. Wow, you just said you would
Speaker 1: have done the same thing, which means that you cheated
Speaker 1: on your husband with Austin with a hot guy, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Well, yeah, I'm not playing your stupid
Speaker 1: games anymore. This is over. Oh my god. Hello, Wow, hey, Austin,
Speaker 1: I am sorry, Austin. I'm sorry for doubting your story.
Speaker 1: Sounds like she's sure married and that dude you talk
Speaker 1: to was her husband. Listen, Like, I'm usually all for
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, but I don't. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: understand that. Oh that is crazy. The thing is, Austin,
Speaker 1: you think about there's videotape of you out there now. See.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to get in trouble with my job,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. And if my boss found out that
Speaker 1: I did that again, then it'd be totally upset. I
Speaker 1: can Austin. Yeah, and I think you maybe have learned
Speaker 1: your lesson now. Text in at seven eight, five, nine
Speaker 1: to two says how do I get a job at
Speaker 1: Austin's company? I really want to work there. Talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date update, if you didn't hear it, Olivia
Speaker 1: hired a landscaper to take care of her yard. That's
Speaker 1: the person who called in to get a second date update,
Speaker 1: and she actually ended up hooking up with him at
Speaker 1: her house. Yeah, it's like something out of a really
Speaker 1: bad adult movie, but it happened. And then later that
Speaker 1: night she met up with him at a bar where
Speaker 1: she met some of his friends. But then thirty minutes
Speaker 1: after that he disappeared. Yea, So we got her on
Speaker 1: the phone and we talked. We got him on the phone,
Speaker 1: We talked to him, and he claims that he was
Speaker 1: confronted at the bar by a man who was her husband,
Speaker 1: and that that dude has video of them hooking up
Speaker 1: in the house. She denied it at first, but then
Speaker 1: she actually kind of slipped up because he mentioned the
Speaker 1: video camera thing, and instead of being like, what, that's weird,
Speaker 1: she went, he has camera set up, I know. And
Speaker 1: then dude, we caught onto that and called her out
Speaker 1: for it, and then she continued to deny that she
Speaker 1: was married until she was like, it's complicated. So basically,
Speaker 1: she's cheating on her husband probably and didn't think that
Speaker 1: he would find out, so she thought, why not do
Speaker 1: a Seconday update to see if I can track down
Speaker 1: this landscaper again. She is bold, that is a bold move,
Speaker 1: or she just wants to get caught, you know, like
Speaker 1: some people just want to get caught. Yeah. I when
Speaker 1: cheaters get caught and then they always act like, don't
Speaker 1: judge me. Now you don't know you don't know me.
Speaker 1: I'm a cheater. I enjoyed cheating. It's what I do.
Speaker 1: You don't know me. Every cheater says that, like it's
Speaker 1: not an original thought or statement either. But there's also
Speaker 1: so many people that are asking to hire Austin's landscaping service.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people, so many texts, I'm in
Speaker 1: need of some work only if you're single, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people looking to hire Austin. Becaus even
Speaker 1: at the end of it, he's like, dude, I don't
Speaker 1: want any of this because I can't let my boss
Speaker 1: find out again again. Well, and his name's Austin. I've
Speaker 1: never met an Austin that wasn't hot. Really, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of hot Austin's out there. So if you're looking
Speaker 1: at hiring a landscaping company, I guess just call him
Speaker 1: up and see if there's an Austin that works there,
Speaker 1: and then that's probably the place you want to call
Speaker 1: because he definitely aims to please. And I have a
Speaker 1: feeling that Austin is not going to be able to
Speaker 1: stay away from it, Like he sounds like the kind
Speaker 1: of dude that like, if you hit on him no
Speaker 1: matter who you are and he's landscaping or he will
Speaker 1: try to sleep with you. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I'll do it again. It's kind of fun. So she
Speaker 1: lied to us to get him on the phone, and
Speaker 1: we found out that, Yeah, she's probably cheating on her husband,
Speaker 1: so she's lying to her husband more than she liked
Speaker 1: to us. So yeah, but her husband knows. And it's
Speaker 1: weird that her husband didn't confront her. He must be
Speaker 1: just waiting, weird for like the perfect opportunity, or just
Speaker 1: happened so often that he's exhausted from it. It's like, whatever,
Speaker 1: I just means I have to find new landscapers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those guys are doing such a good job. He calls
Speaker 1: up someone. Hey, guys, have any ugly yeah landscapers or something.
Speaker 1: Just some really unattractive landscapers. That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: It probably doesn't even matter them anyway. I'll just keep
Speaker 1: going through every single landscaping company in town. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date update, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person that didn't call you back five