WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Im With The Landscaper

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of date? Do you think landscapers are good

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<v Speaker 1>at manscaping? Good question? I don't know, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>know somebody who might know. Her name is Olivia and

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<v Speaker 1>she's on the phone right now for a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently she went out with her landscapers. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna answer that age old question in a moment, hopefully,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? What's up? Olivia? Hey? How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? It set you up to really be

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<v Speaker 1>the I thought she was the manscape. What would you

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<v Speaker 1>call it? The critic of the hedges? I don't know, Olivia.

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<v Speaker 1>You hold all the knowledge when it comes to landscapers

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<v Speaker 1>and manscaping, and we're gonna ask you that question in

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<v Speaker 1>a second. Hopefully you know it. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>your date went, but your email said that you went

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<v Speaker 1>out with your landscaper. Yeah, I actually hired this new company.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you my landscaping? And when Austin is his name?

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<v Speaker 1>When he showed up, I was like a little well

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<v Speaker 1>pleasantly shocked. I mean, it sounds like a bad romance

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<v Speaker 1>novel come to life, is what it sounds like. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's like so cliche. It really is. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was young and oh good looking, like just like

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<v Speaker 1>muscles and oh my gosh, oh my god, you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>hot right now. How much younger is he? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>say he's at least five years younger than me. We

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<v Speaker 1>never really talked about his age, but okay, not crazy

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<v Speaker 1>younger though. It's not like you're fifty and he's like eighteen. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's definitely a man like for sure. She could barely

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Man, how did you end up getting a

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<v Speaker 1>date with him? Did you hit on him while he

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<v Speaker 1>was working on your house or you hit him up later? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I I kept staring at him from my

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<v Speaker 1>window and I'm I'm creepy. Oh gosh, yeah, like pole

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<v Speaker 1>stocker or something. But he was getting hot, like literally

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<v Speaker 1>and physically, and I was like, I was this environment

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<v Speaker 1>for a drink? Got out here? You want some lemonade?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, how did my top fall off? That's unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta learn the button buttons better. What you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about lemonade. It was spite totally different. Yeah, once carbonated

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<v Speaker 1>one's not okay. So anyway, he came in and flirting

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<v Speaker 1>led to him. Literally first day on the job, you

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<v Speaker 1>hooked up with a landscaper, I did, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. This is an adult filment. Yeah, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong line of work too. So it's the date then?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did you guys go out? No, he laughed, But

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<v Speaker 1>before he left, he was like, Hey, you should come

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<v Speaker 1>hang out at this bar. You know, I'm gonna hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with my buddies, but you can have buy we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play pool. And I was like, you know, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>So later that night I met him at the bar. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so you guys did have hang out time? Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>play pool. His buddies were there. They were really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>How did he introduce you? Ah, he just said this

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<v Speaker 1>is Olivia. I mean there was no pretense or just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like go or. I was wondering if he

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<v Speaker 1>put you in like the client box or if he

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<v Speaker 1>put you in the friend box. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the friend Okay, yeah, okay, So you hung out

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<v Speaker 1>with him at the bar, and did you like him

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<v Speaker 1>as a person too and not just a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>landscape meat. Ah well, I mean yeah he was. He

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<v Speaker 1>was cool, like just it was just really casual and fun,

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of like adventurous, like I never do this,

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<v Speaker 1>I never do this, But I was like why not?

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<v Speaker 1>But then he disappeared, like we're having fun, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of drinks in but he's really cool, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, where did he go? Like where's Austin?

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<v Speaker 1>And they hit like like I don't know, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't want to be like uncool, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the old lady here hanging out. So I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like sat back and but okay, he'll come back

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<v Speaker 1>half an hour later, no sign of him. I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea where he went, so he just ditched out.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you text him? So? I texted him and nothing, nothing, nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't heard anything from him since then? Yeah? So

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<v Speaker 1>why are we calling him though? Because I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you should just chalk this up to like awesome, lived

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<v Speaker 1>out of fantasy. Let's move on with life. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, I mean, I kind of want to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That's fine, that's understandable. Yeah, why not

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<v Speaker 1>just book a regular like Tuesday for Austin to come

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<v Speaker 1>by your house into the art and you. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally thought about that, but I'm like that, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just embarrassing, Like now I can't Yeah, that's desperate, that's creepy. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just come hang out in my yards so

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<v Speaker 1>I can stare at you through the window. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any idea why he would have ditched you? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why. Think something happened and maybe he's embarrassed or

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Okay, well we'll play a song and

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<v Speaker 1>then come back and call him and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>day update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on rooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Sec. Oh my, would you look at that?

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<v Speaker 1>My shrubbery is getting long and then just leaves piled

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<v Speaker 1>throughout this yard. Oh wow, I wish I could get

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<v Speaker 1>someone to come over here and blow those leafs out

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe trim my shrubbery. Dude, somebody to call the landscraper. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>if my leaf blower was a little too loud there, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, well you did stottled me with it. But

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<v Speaker 1>might you be able to work on the weeds too?

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<v Speaker 1>You're sour curn ma'am. Oops, looks liked trimmed a little

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<v Speaker 1>too close and I just weird whacked her parents all

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, it looks like you did. Are we going

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<v Speaker 1>to handle this situation? Our god an ideal? I got

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<v Speaker 1>an idea too. I think that was the making out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure, but that is play by play of

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<v Speaker 1>Olivia's first date. She's on the phone for a second

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<v Speaker 1>day up date and she wants to call it. Dude

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<v Speaker 1>name Austin. Austin is a landscaper. He showed up to

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<v Speaker 1>work on her yard and she had very lustful eyes

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<v Speaker 1>and invited him in for soda and then they hooked up.

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<v Speaker 1>They also made plans to go out later that night

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<v Speaker 1>to a bar, and she showed up to the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>He was there with his friends, but at a certain

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<v Speaker 1>point he just disappeared and she hasn't heard a word

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<v Speaker 1>from him, so we r to get him on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and find out what happened. Are you ready to go, Olivia?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready? Oh yeah, after that re enactment, she's gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be ready. It's like you lived it all over again, Olivia. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the worst possible scenario right now? They didn't like me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that. He just was like changed his mind. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he thought it was cool when you guys hooked up,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he had to hang out with you at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, and maybe he just didn't click with you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's so blow to just leave. I hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call him

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<v Speaker 1>right now and see if we can get your answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Austin. Please, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking Austin. How are you man? This is Jewil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and jew Bil in the Morning, the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>And what Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>morning radio show. Okay, I kind of don't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the radio, so I've never heard of you guys. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all good. Man. I'm calling you today though, because

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<v Speaker 1>we actually got an email into our show about you. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a segment we do on our show. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>the second Date Update. That's where if you go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with somebody and then end up blowing

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<v Speaker 1>them off, they can email us and we'll get that

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<v Speaker 1>person on the phone and hopefully find out why they're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling them back. And you recently met a woman

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<v Speaker 1>named Olivia. Oh yeah, yes, yeah, okay, wait, wait, a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>she emailed you about me and her. Yeah, she told

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<v Speaker 1>us about how you came over to work on her

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<v Speaker 1>house because you do landscaping, right, yeah, apparently you do

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<v Speaker 1>more than that full service. Yeah. Well, I like, why

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<v Speaker 1>would she call the radio show. I don't know, because

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to see you again. She said she really

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed your initial experience with her when you came over

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<v Speaker 1>to work in her house. And then she said she

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<v Speaker 1>liked hanging out with you at the bar, but that

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<v Speaker 1>you just disappeared and she hasn't heard from you. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just don't get why she would want to

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<v Speaker 1>make this business public. I don't think that she's ashamed

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<v Speaker 1>by any of it. Okay, no, no no, no, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what I mean. What do you mean? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I I just don't know why she would want that

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<v Speaker 1>out there. But all right, um, sounds like it was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was until you know, we were at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar later on and uh, we were shooting some

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<v Speaker 1>pool and I went to go get some another round

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<v Speaker 1>of drinks and this guy comes up to me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I never seen this guy before in my life, but

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<v Speaker 1>he bows up on me and he says I know

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<v Speaker 1>you slept with my wife. Wait what why? Yeah exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what, I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy says that he followed her to the bar

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<v Speaker 1>from the house, saw her hanging out with me, knew

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<v Speaker 1>that something had happened, and like I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was questioning it, like is this guy messing with me?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? So I asked him some questions, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I asked him a little bit about the house. He

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<v Speaker 1>knew everything about the house. He knew everything about the lawn,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And I but that's so, you think Olivia

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<v Speaker 1>is married? Yeah, so why would she call us? I

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<v Speaker 1>now have the same questions that you do out there.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what I'm saying. I have no idea why

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<v Speaker 1>she would want this out in public unless she you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, But there's got to be more to

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<v Speaker 1>the story, because she would have seen I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>she is in fact married, I don't know for sure

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<v Speaker 1>that I even believe that. Yet, if she is married,

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<v Speaker 1>she would have seen her husband at the bar talking

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<v Speaker 1>to you. The thing is, the pool is in its

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<v Speaker 1>own area in the ball, so it's like in another room,

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<v Speaker 1>So she might not have actually seen him. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be so weird for him to just approach you and

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<v Speaker 1>not approach her, Like what kind of self control do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to have? I don't know. Maybe she maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he did, but he was basically just talking to me,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, he's threatened me. He basically says, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not seeing her anymore, you're not talking to her.

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<v Speaker 1>He basically said that I couldn't like landscape at the

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<v Speaker 1>place anymore, you know, after all that, Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get any more trouble with my job, so

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<v Speaker 1>I took off. I was out. But why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>respond to her text messages? Like Hey, I'm not proper

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<v Speaker 1>writing back because you have a husband. I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of that again. Like I didn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>to get in in the middle of it in the

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<v Speaker 1>first place. But yeah, after I met the guy, it's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be texting with his wife. She

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<v Speaker 1>can't be I feel like she can't be married if

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<v Speaker 1>she's willing to do a second date day with us

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<v Speaker 1>and everything else. There's got to be more to the story.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I know, I know who does know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Olivia and she's actually on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you unless she's hung up. Olivia,

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<v Speaker 1>are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not married. I don't know what you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>or who you're talking about. Are you Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I'm not married. Why would I call

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<v Speaker 1>them if I were married? That would be stupid. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's pretty stupid unless you think you're getting away

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<v Speaker 1>with it. I mean, your husband knows. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a husband. I'm not married. Can wait? Are you divorced?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a crazy ex boyfriend? Anyone else? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who this guy is, but he knew everything

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<v Speaker 1>about you in the house. There's dude is five ten,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got brown hair, was wearing a plaid shirt. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a tattoo on the forearm. Does it say, Olivia?

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<v Speaker 1>Like literally, you're describing every guy at the bar. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's like I'm not married that I have no idea. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It just seemed legit to me. Look often,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't we have a good time? And that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>should be thinking about? Like it was good, right? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>That part of it? Yeah, but I also saw that too.

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<v Speaker 1>What what? What I was watching when he when he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to me at the bar, he said, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw what you did. How could we see it? Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>they got some sort of drop can in the house

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<v Speaker 1>and he saw it. Olivia, are you married? He set

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<v Speaker 1>up a camera? What do you mean he set up

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<v Speaker 1>a camera? It sounds like you know something, Olivia. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm I mean, that's not what I meant.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you're married? No, No, you are cheating on your husband.

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<v Speaker 1>I just meant, like, who's going to sign up a camera?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like he's sign up a camera? Like, who

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<v Speaker 1>does that? It sounds, Olivia, like you just slipped. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what it sounds like. And how dare you put Austin

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<v Speaker 1>in that position in us? It's not what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>It's complicated. Oh is it okay? So now things are

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<v Speaker 1>starting to come out a little bit because you misspoke there, Olivia.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't try to paint me. Is this bad person? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know me? Okay? But it's we don't know you, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because we thought you were like just single, living in

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<v Speaker 1>a house, hooking up with the landscaper, and we find

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<v Speaker 1>out that you have a husband. You have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what my life is like and it's complicated, there's more

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<v Speaker 1>to the story. Well, don't bring other people into your mess.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep your mess to yourself if it's not complicated. Even

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<v Speaker 1>why if you were in my shoes, you would have

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<v Speaker 1>done this same thing. Okay, so now you're admitting it.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a husband. Wow, you just said you would

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<v Speaker 1>have done the same thing, which means that you cheated

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<v Speaker 1>on your husband with Austin with a hot guy, is

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Well, yeah, I'm not playing your stupid

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<v Speaker 1>games anymore. This is over. Oh my god. Hello, Wow, hey, Austin,

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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry, Austin. I'm sorry for doubting your story.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like she's sure married and that dude you talk

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<v Speaker 1>to was her husband. Listen, Like, I'm usually all for

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff, but I don't. Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>understand that. Oh that is crazy. The thing is, Austin,

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<v Speaker 1>you think about there's videotape of you out there now. See.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't want to get in trouble with my job,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. And if my boss found out that

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<v Speaker 1>I did that again, then it'd be totally upset. I

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<v Speaker 1>can Austin. Yeah, and I think you maybe have learned

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<v Speaker 1>your lesson now. Text in at seven eight, five, nine

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<v Speaker 1>to two says how do I get a job at

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<v Speaker 1>Austin's company? I really want to work there. Talking about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update, if you didn't hear it, Olivia

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<v Speaker 1>hired a landscaper to take care of her yard. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the person who called in to get a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>and she actually ended up hooking up with him at

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<v Speaker 1>her house. Yeah, it's like something out of a really

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<v Speaker 1>bad adult movie, but it happened. And then later that

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<v Speaker 1>night she met up with him at a bar where

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<v Speaker 1>she met some of his friends. But then thirty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>after that he disappeared. Yea, So we got her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and we talked. We got him on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>We talked to him, and he claims that he was

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<v Speaker 1>confronted at the bar by a man who was her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>and that that dude has video of them hooking up

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<v Speaker 1>in the house. She denied it at first, but then

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<v Speaker 1>she actually kind of slipped up because he mentioned the

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<v Speaker 1>video camera thing, and instead of being like, what, that's weird,

0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.480
<v Speaker 1>she went, he has camera set up, I know. And

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<v Speaker 1>then dude, we caught onto that and called her out

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<v Speaker 1>for it, and then she continued to deny that she

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<v Speaker 1>was married until she was like, it's complicated. So basically,

0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.879
<v Speaker 1>she's cheating on her husband probably and didn't think that

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<v Speaker 1>he would find out, so she thought, why not do

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<v Speaker 1>a Seconday update to see if I can track down

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<v Speaker 1>this landscaper again. She is bold, that is a bold move,

0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:26.840
<v Speaker 1>or she just wants to get caught, you know, like

0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.400
<v Speaker 1>some people just want to get caught. Yeah. I when

0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.880
<v Speaker 1>cheaters get caught and then they always act like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>judge me. Now you don't know you don't know me.

0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm a cheater. I enjoyed cheating. It's what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know me. Every cheater says that, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not an original thought or statement either. But there's also

0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:49.800
<v Speaker 1>so many people that are asking to hire Austin's landscaping service.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people, so many texts, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>need of some work only if you're single, Okay, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people looking to hire Austin. Becaus even

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of it, he's like, dude, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want any of this because I can't let my boss

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<v Speaker 1>find out again again. Well, and his name's Austin. I've

0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:10.960
<v Speaker 1>never met an Austin that wasn't hot. Really, there's a

0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:13.960
<v Speaker 1>lot of hot Austin's out there. So if you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>at hiring a landscaping company, I guess just call him

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<v Speaker 1>up and see if there's an Austin that works there,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that's probably the place you want to call

0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.520
<v Speaker 1>because he definitely aims to please. And I have a

0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:27.920
<v Speaker 1>feeling that Austin is not going to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>stay away from it, Like he sounds like the kind

0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:31.600
<v Speaker 1>of dude that like, if you hit on him no

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<v Speaker 1>matter who you are and he's landscaping or he will

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<v Speaker 1>try to sleep with you. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure

0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:40.479
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it again. It's kind of fun. So she

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<v Speaker 1>lied to us to get him on the phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>we found out that, Yeah, she's probably cheating on her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's lying to her husband more than she liked

0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:49.960
<v Speaker 1>to us. So yeah, but her husband knows. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird that her husband didn't confront her. He must be

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<v Speaker 1>just waiting, weird for like the perfect opportunity, or just

0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.159
<v Speaker 1>happened so often that he's exhausted from it. It's like, whatever,

0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:01.119
<v Speaker 1>I just means I have to find new landscapers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those guys are doing such a good job. He calls

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<v Speaker 1>up someone. Hey, guys, have any ugly yeah landscapers or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Just some really unattractive landscapers. That's what I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>It probably doesn't even matter them anyway. I'll just keep

0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.520
<v Speaker 1>going through every single landscaping company in town. Remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a second date update, all you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is email the show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>call the person that didn't call you back five