1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: World Ups. Would you believe it's not you my twozillion pieces? 2 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: Would you? Bana's Babe Ba. 3 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Banana's minisode. 4 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 3: Hi, Scotty, Hi, that's Kurt brown Oler. 5 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 4: That's Scottie Landis. 6 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 3: Do you remember, briefly, Kurt you were when you were 7 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 3: first starting in stand up. I think at one point 8 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 3: you were considering changing your last name to make it 9 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 3: an easier last name. Do you remember it, like a 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 3: stage name or something. 11 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 2: M Yeah, yeah, no, all the all the ideas I 12 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 2: honestly did, I honestly wished, wish like later in my career, 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 2: I wished that I had changed it. 14 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 4: I think it would have just helped in the in 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 4: the moment. 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 2: The reason I did it was because I thought it 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 2: was somehow disingenuous to check out my name. But all 18 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 2: the name ideas I had were so dumb that I'm 19 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 2: happy I didn't. They were k Pickles, yeah, Kentucky brown Horse. 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 21 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 4: But I thought of one. 22 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 2: I thought of one like yesterday, which I think would 23 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 2: have been great, which is Burt Bridges. 24 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 3: Yes, Burt Bridges, You'd be huge, you would be Madison 25 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 3: Square Garden. Yeah. 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: I just couldn't stand being called Bert though, and Kurt 27 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 2: Bridges just doesn't work so well. No, but Burt Bridges 28 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 2: is a great name. 29 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 3: It's quick, it's it's incredible what a name can do. 30 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 3: And I tell people that all the time I around 31 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: that era pitched you a sincere pitch that I think 32 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 3: you thought I was being mean and I had pitched 33 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: you Kurt, but b U t t because I'm like nobody. 34 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 3: If you went who's on the show tonight at Raffifi, 35 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: they go, oh, it was Eugene Murrmann Kirk, but like 36 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 3: I felt like it was one of those things where, yeah, 37 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 3: but you I think you thought I was teasing you, 38 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: But I also think it's because you were so new 39 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 3: to stand up that you just wanted to get it right. Yeah. 40 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 2: That is the That is that idea where it's like, 41 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 2: I like Kirk Kirk, but is such a punk name 42 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 2: fucking great? 43 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 3: You know what I mean? 44 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 4: It reminds me like Kurt Vile. 45 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 3: Or something like that. Exactly Kirk but would. 46 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 4: Have been great, but I wasn't. 47 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 2: I Like, even though I loved punk rock growing up 48 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 2: and still do, when I started doing stand up, I 49 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 2: was just like, well, stand up not punk, So I'm 50 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 2: not gonna like I never applied the like punk ethos 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 2: to my stand up career weirdly until like recently, and 52 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,519 Speaker 2: like and it's I think it was a missed opportunity, 53 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 2: Like I just couldn't. Yeah, I tried to get things right, 54 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 2: and there is no getting things right in comedy or 55 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 2: in any creative endeavor. Like if you're trying to do 56 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 2: something right that don't don't do it just the way 57 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 2: you want to do it. 58 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I've been great. It's funny because I 59 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 3: always look back and I felt bad at that moment 60 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 3: because I really felt like you thought I was teasing 61 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 3: you or something, and I was, and I wanted to 62 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 3: be Like I really think people remember that name, like yeah. 63 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 4: And it like fits with my name, like brown older 64 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 4: is jounce is a butt, you know, Yeah, and it's. 65 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 3: Like owning it. I've been going as a kid. People 66 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 3: call me Scotty. Some people still call me Scott. My 67 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 3: parents go either way. But by the time I got 68 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 3: to New York, uh and got to the point where 69 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 3: people were introducing me, including you and Kristen and Chanale 70 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 3: and that whole crew. Everybody introduced me to Scotty and 71 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 3: it was great. So were you stucky growing up some 72 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 3: to some people, like not to everybody, but enough where 73 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 3: Like on when I played sports as a kid and 74 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 3: stuff like that, a lot of my teammates would call 75 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 3: me Scotty. It's a nickname, really, but now it's basically 76 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 3: my real name. The woman, I decided to stick with 77 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 3: it and to introduce myself that way. Was I used 78 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 3: to flip bikes, I think we talked about on the podcast. 79 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 3: I used to buy used bikes off a Craigslist, tune 80 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 3: them up, take better pictures, and sell them for a 81 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 3: little bit more money, and flip them all around the city. 82 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 3: Because a lot of people had a college bike and 83 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 3: they moved to New York with the aspiration that they're 84 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 3: going to ride all the time. And then you're like, 85 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 3: I have a very small apartment. I wish this thing 86 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 3: was out of here. Yeah. So there was this one 87 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 3: bike that was seventy five bucks, but I knew it 88 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 3: was like a six hundred dollars bicycle, Like I knew 89 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 3: it was a very nice bike Upper West Side. So 90 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 3: this was going to be a commitment coming from Brooklyn 91 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 3: on the subway. So I email the young woman and 92 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 3: I say hey, I'll give you one hundred dollars and 93 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 3: I'll come right now. I'll give it to you cash. 94 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 3: Didn't hear anything for the rest of day. The girlfriend 95 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 3: I had at the time, we're hanging out and I 96 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 3: get the email backs like yeah, come get it tonight. 97 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 3: I'm home at seven, So we go up there, and 98 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 3: when I'm doing the test ride on it, my girlfriend's 99 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 3: standing there with this similarly aged woman and she's like, 100 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 3: you know why I She's like, I got like five 101 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 3: hundred Craigsist responses and my girlfriend's like really, and she 102 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,919 Speaker 3: goes and I picked him because Scotti sounds like a 103 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 3: nice name. It sounds like a nice person, Like I 104 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 3: knew I wasn't going to be in danger giving it 105 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 3: to a Scottie. And she's like, that's so weird. So 106 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 3: I came back and then she told me that on 107 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,919 Speaker 3: the train ride back with the bike that she I 108 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 3: had bought, and it stuck with me. It's like, yeah, 109 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 3: there are certain names that imply like danger, like serial killerness, 110 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 3: like you don't hang out with Wayne's, you don't hang 111 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 3: out with Ted's. Uh yeah, Seth, you gotta be careful 112 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 3: when you're around a seth if there's sharp objects in 113 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 3: the room. But she was like, Scotty, out of everybody, 114 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 3: I just saw you signed at that and I was like, yeah, Scotty, 115 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 3: sure I'll sell to him. So I just felt like 116 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 3: it was a choice to be friendly. That's great. 117 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 4: And so then you registered the WGA as Scotty vandas. 118 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 3: Yeah for Mega Drive my first MTV show, and when 119 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 3: it was on screen, it was Scottie and the rest 120 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 3: is cinematic history. 121 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 2: Here we go with this first one from Jessica l 122 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 2: sounds good to me. 123 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 4: This was sent recently. 124 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 2: Hey Banana boys, I have a few crazy stories, but 125 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 2: my grandfather I thought you'd enjoy. If this makes it 126 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,839 Speaker 2: to the podcast, feel free to cut any of it 127 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,720 Speaker 2: if it's too long. 128 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: Oka couring World War Two. 129 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 2: My grandfather was an engineering student at Notre Dame and 130 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 2: after he graduated, he was shipped off to d C 131 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,359 Speaker 2: and was immediately put to work developing sonar for the 132 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 2: US Wow. He was the strongest swimmer in his teams. 133 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 2: When the time came to test the sonar they were developing, 134 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 2: they rode my grandfather out into open water, threw him overboard, 135 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 2: and then drop to find him from the show. They 136 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 2: did this multiple times, testing just how far away and 137 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 2: reliably he could be detected. This, for some reason, prompted 138 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 2: no follow up questions. When he was telling eight year 139 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 2: old me, I guess I thought that was how jobs worked. 140 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 2: After DC, my grandfather then worked for NASA. He helped 141 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:50,719 Speaker 2: design the propulsion engines to get rockets into space, and 142 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 2: he was also a quality control checker. He was known 143 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,479 Speaker 2: to be extremely meticulous and a pain in the butt 144 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 2: to the higher ups who wanted the. 145 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 3: Rockets to pass inspection as quickly possible. 146 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 2: His favorite story to tell was how he found a 147 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 2: faulty part that cost two dollars and fifty cents, but 148 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 2: if he hadn't caught and replaced it, it would have 149 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 2: costed the unmanned rocket hundreds of millions of dollars to 150 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 2: cause the hundreds of millions of dollars to blow up 151 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 2: on the launch pad. His bosses surely appreciate his eye 152 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 2: for detail that day. 153 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, and here's the kicker. 154 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 2: My aunt and uncle all remember my grandfather getting into 155 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 2: regular arguments with his father in law, my great grandfather, who, 156 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 2: after watching the moon landing. 157 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 4: Adamantly declared that it was a fake. 158 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,119 Speaker 2: No matter how much my grandfather insisted it was real. 159 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 2: And you know what his job was, My great grandfather 160 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 2: never believed him. My grandfather may not be with us anymore, 161 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 2: but the many satellites he helped launch into space are 162 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 2: the next time you use GPS on your phone tipically. 163 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 3: Wow. 164 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 2: My grandfather and the many NASA engineers that made GPS 165 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 2: possible bananas. 166 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 4: Thank you, Jessica. 167 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 3: What an interesting fa I know. 168 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 4: I love an interesting family. I have one I have. 169 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 2: I have such a big family, but I really have 170 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 2: one super interesting uh relative. 171 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 4: Yes, and he is. It's not by blood, it is 172 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 4: my marriage. He's my uncle, uncle Clyde. 173 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 3: He was great name. 174 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 4: Uh he and he's such an interesting dude too. 175 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 2: He has like I think he grew up in New Hampshire, 176 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 2: but has like an old school New England accent that 177 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 2: no longer. 178 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 3: Exists, you know, like a type of old weird. 179 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 2: Like a like a like a like a like a 180 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 2: sea shanty of a mouth, do you know what I like? 181 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: It just sounds like he's rowing a boat the entire time. 182 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 2: He's talking to you in a stormy sea. And he 183 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,440 Speaker 2: he was a marine biologist. And the reason that I 184 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 2: wanted to be a marine biologist. As a child, he 185 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 2: was head this he's so fascinating. He was the head 186 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 2: of the Smithsonian's squid department. So he spent his entire 187 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 2: career year chasing after giant squid and so in in 188 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 2: in the Smithsonian, if you've ever been there, they used 189 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 2: to have a big exhibit of of a of a 190 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,120 Speaker 2: dead giant squid. 191 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 3: I remember this so vividly because when you grow up 192 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 3: where we grew up, we went to d C every 193 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 3: single year for field trip my entire life, and I 194 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 3: remember in the Natural History Smithsonian the giant squid. I 195 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,719 Speaker 3: remember that so and it's disgusting, but. 196 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like all like deflated and yeah looking, 197 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,079 Speaker 2: And so he spent his entire life that was his 198 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 2: goal to capture a giant squid alive and not like 199 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 2: get like like take a photograph of it, video of it. 200 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 4: So his entire he's invented different technology to try and 201 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 4: get a giant squid on camera. 202 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 1: Uh. 203 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 2: He one thing and they did a whole like national 204 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 2: geographic about this, is that they would put cameras because 205 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 2: they like blue whales or sperm whales eat a giant 206 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,080 Speaker 2: squid or fighter for some. 207 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 3: Reason, yeah, they always have eg suction. They always say 208 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 3: dinner sized plate suction cut mark, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 209 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 2: So they would literally put a camera into the blubber 210 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 2: of them as they would dive, and so they got 211 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 2: all this amazing footage, but no giant squid. 212 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 4: Wow uh And. 213 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 2: Went on and his entire career was like getting new 214 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 2: funding and then going out to try and look for 215 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,959 Speaker 2: a giant squid for like two weeks and then if 216 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 2: and then he would fail, but he would learn some 217 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 2: other stuff about some other you know, feeding habits of 218 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,960 Speaker 2: some other type of squid or something else. 219 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 4: I would like you write a paper about it. 220 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 2: And then he would go and try and get more 221 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 2: funding to try and find the giant squid. His entire career, 222 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 2: and then he retires. And the year he retires, there 223 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 2: comes a bunch of Japanese scientists get the giant squid 224 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:51,680 Speaker 2: on camera. 225 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's can. 226 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,040 Speaker 2: You imagine that, it's literally like his white whale, do 227 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like it is he is 228 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 2: moby dick. And it's the year that he he retires 229 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 2: that it is discovered. And of course he was just 230 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 2: super psyched. Yes, you've been thinking about this thing his 231 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,560 Speaker 2: entire fucking career. 232 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,720 Speaker 4: Yes, isn't that amazing? 233 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 3: That is amazing? And I could see why Uncle Clyde 234 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 3: would have been your favorite uncle because that's a you know, 235 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,840 Speaker 3: you want you want your uncles to have those kind 236 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 3: of jobs. That's like the best case scenarios. You have 237 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 3: those fun uncles that have seen it all and done 238 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:28,079 Speaker 3: it all. That's amazing. Mm hmm. I do love in 239 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 3: in Jessica. I think it was her story. I love 240 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 3: that they would throw him overboard. Yes, And then the 241 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 3: second story she said that he was known as meticulous 242 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 3: and a pain in the ass, And I'm like, I 243 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 3: think those two things are connected. I don't think the 244 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 3: strongest swimmer is the main detail. I think they're like, oh, 245 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 3: I wonder who this should be the guy that was 246 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 3: like actually, and you're like, toss his ass overboard. That's 247 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 3: so funny, that's cool. And just we all wanted to 248 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 3: be marine biologists or aquarium dolphin trainers. We all did. 249 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,959 Speaker 3: Uh just a PSA to our banannimals. If you're one 250 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,199 Speaker 3: of those people who thinks they can do a really 251 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 3: authentic dolphin, sound great, but don't ever do it again. 252 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 3: It's it's really fun for the people who do it, 253 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 3: but for all of us who have to listen to it. 254 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 3: You kind of it's very depressing. So get together with 255 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,760 Speaker 3: friends do dolphin sounds. I agree, thank you. 256 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 2: And but for a different reason is that my daughter, 257 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:33,959 Speaker 2: oh boy, is recently in this past. Thank god, everything 258 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 2: changes about children. But for a good month two months, 259 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 2: she was a baby dolphin. Every day she would only 260 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,560 Speaker 2: talk to me in squeals. 261 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 3: And it's not fun. 262 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 2: And the only way it would stop is if I 263 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 2: had if we adopted, we had to walk through these 264 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 2: very specific steps where I had to refer to Lauren, 265 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,839 Speaker 2: my wife, as Molly, and I was Gil and we 266 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 2: have to be like taking walk and then discover this 267 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 2: baby dolphin who would finally talk to us since weeks, 268 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 2: and then we have to adopt the baby dolphin only 269 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 2: using dolphin language. So I had to talk to her 270 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 2: and you know, negotiating then adoption is difficult in dolphin speach. 271 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,440 Speaker 3: Oh it must be. They're very smart. 272 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,960 Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done with dolphin speak. Give me another 273 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 2: one's gutting. 274 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 3: You got it. Sorry to the dolphin sounders out there, 275 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 3: but just do it on your own, do it for you. 276 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 3: The rest of us smile, but we die inside. Uh, 277 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,120 Speaker 3: here we go. This one was sent to our DMS 278 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:37,080 Speaker 3: on the Bananas podcast on Instagram. You've heard of it. 279 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 3: People use it from Rebecca X Johnson, who is a 280 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 3: brit and she sent a very interesting story. All right. 281 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 3: I was working a night shift in our small law 282 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 3: firm building. All of our day staff members had gone home, 283 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 3: leaving just a handful of us around for the evening. 284 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,320 Speaker 3: Around ten pm, one of my colleagues from the day 285 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 3: shift who works in the office next door. Let's call 286 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 3: him John. You know it's gonna be good when we 287 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:09,439 Speaker 3: have a suitonym. Yep, we're gonna call him. John pops 288 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,199 Speaker 3: back in to the office to collect some things he 289 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 3: had forgotten to take home with him earlier that day. 290 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 3: I left with him. I left him to it, excuse me, 291 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 3: and carried on with my work. About an hour has 292 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 3: passed in my other office, Buddy and I were walking 293 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 3: down the corridor to make some coffee when we heard 294 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 3: a loud, humming noise coming from the pitch black office 295 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 3: next door to ours. Concerned about the noise, we decided 296 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 3: to go in and check check if everything was okay. 297 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 3: We entered the office and turned on the light and 298 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,120 Speaker 3: to our horror slash delight, there was John, a sixty 299 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 3: three year old adult male, seated in the corner of 300 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,880 Speaker 3: the office with his pants off and his dick in 301 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 3: the work vacuum cleaner. Oh, Kurt, can you imagine this? 302 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 3: He had hot here this this adds a wrinkle. Get 303 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:09,040 Speaker 3: ready for a wrinkle. He had his phone out and 304 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 3: he was filming the act, which we later found out 305 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 3: was a video treat for his wife. Yeah, old, I 306 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:21,080 Speaker 3: gotta gotta find the other version. There's one, there's two. 307 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 2: So excited was that was the was the vacuum cleaner on? 308 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,800 Speaker 2: And what was the humming? Was he also humming? 309 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 3: The vacuum cleaner was on. 310 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:35,240 Speaker 4: He was fucking my dick? 311 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 3: Good? I don't know, but so he later found out. Yeah, 312 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 3: so the vacum cleaner was on. 313 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 4: So that's maybe the noise that the humming they heard. 314 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 3: They heard the sound of a vacuum cleaner in what 315 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 3: was supposed to be an empty office. Maybe he was 316 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 3: also humming along. This man John has uh has a personality. Uh. Yeah, 317 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,600 Speaker 3: he had his phone out filming the act, which we 318 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 3: later found out was a video for video treat for 319 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,520 Speaker 3: his wife. He was politely yes, to remove his penis 320 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 3: from the vacuum, pull up his pants, and vacate the 321 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 3: building immediately. Yes, I guess so. A few days later, 322 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 3: we received an email from John reading quote, dear all concerned. 323 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 3: Oh boy, I. 324 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 4: Mean that's a lot of people at this point. John, 325 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 4: all right, what's this? 326 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 3: Podcast goes out? We are all, yeah, I have been 327 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 3: feeling very stressed as of late under the current circumstances. 328 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,440 Speaker 3: But I did not go about solving the problem in 329 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 3: a correct manner. 330 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 4: Is this recently? Is this? 331 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 3: This was two weeks ago? She sent us this two 332 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 3: weeks ago. This just happened. This happened. Okay, yeah, two 333 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 3: weeks ago. You know, start the new year off right, 334 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 3: self help, feel good. But I did not go about 335 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 3: solving the problem in a correct manner. Please accept my apology. 336 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 3: End of email. Sure blame the pandemic for the urged 337 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 3: fuck a vacuum. Ah, this is the same man. Now, 338 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 3: this is when see I love that story. That would 339 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 3: have been a great end of the story. But Rebecca 340 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:21,400 Speaker 3: X Johnson a trouban animal, gave gave us a detail 341 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 3: to share it to just paint a little picture. We 342 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 3: were all picturing John sixty three. Yeah, doing what he's 343 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 3: got to do with the Dyson. This is the same 344 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 3: man who came ziplining with all of us on a 345 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 3: team building activity and got his balls tangled up in 346 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 3: the harness so bad he ended up in a harness. 347 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 3: Excuse me, you got it, got the harness and ended 348 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,120 Speaker 3: up in the hospital with a twisted testicle that ended 349 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 3: up the size of a bowling ball. I guess this 350 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 3: life is not for everyone. Loved the podcast, Rebecca, Thank you, Rebecca, Rebecca. 351 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 3: That is amazing. John, You scoundrel, you pervert, you pervert, John. 352 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 4: I mean, what's weird? It just is it's about the thing. 353 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 2: Like there's so many questions, but yes, the fact that 354 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,080 Speaker 2: he was like, well there's people here. 355 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 3: In the office, bad idea. 356 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 2: I'm still gonna do it illegal be like, it's is 357 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,160 Speaker 2: it You could buy that vacuum and bring it home. 358 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 3: Yes, if this was your thing, have it at home. 359 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,919 Speaker 4: Yes, for it's so it's so great And what is 360 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,919 Speaker 4: what is it for for his wife? 361 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:35,080 Speaker 3: Right? Which I don't buy that, but maybe that is 362 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe there's an office fetish kink thing. 363 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:41,439 Speaker 3: Maybe it's a humiliation thing. Maybe there's something legitimate between 364 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 3: this older couple. But it feels like that, I mean, 365 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,199 Speaker 3: that feels like a deflection to me. That feels like 366 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 3: he's trying to normalize something that's criminal. But uh, yeah, 367 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 3: this guy goes hard. He gets his nuts twisted, ziplining, 368 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,719 Speaker 3: he's a he I mean, I guess they maybe fired 369 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 3: or yeah, what. 370 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 2: If they're connected that he like he somehow injured his 371 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,919 Speaker 2: dick and the only way he gets off now is 372 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 2: through the suction of a vacuum cleaner. Like that's also 373 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 2: like the creepy it's like a it's a it's like 374 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 2: a cartoon level of an idea of sexual act, do 375 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, no one can actually 376 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,040 Speaker 2: believe that A Like sure, there's the word suck in 377 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:29,880 Speaker 2: both of them, but definitely is not would not be pleasant, 378 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,920 Speaker 2: It wouldn't be fun. 379 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 3: And it's snow awful and you're in public, you're or 380 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 3: you're at a workspace. But like people, that's the thing 381 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 3: that's so bad about it. It's like, if you want 382 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 3: to buy a vacuum and go to town on it, you 383 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,919 Speaker 3: got a right. It's a free country. 384 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,840 Speaker 2: Last time, I recommended Dyson though, because they got a 385 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,400 Speaker 2: lot of suction, very powerful, you know what I mean. 386 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 3: I went to the summer cap. I've never talked about 387 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 3: this on the podcast, but I went to summers in 388 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,200 Speaker 3: a row, I think, for only about ten days of summer. 389 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:07,720 Speaker 3: It's called Camp poo Talk, and it's an incredible camp. 390 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:14,639 Speaker 3: Pooh Talk, pooh Talk, puh apostrophe t okay. The stories 391 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 3: that I could tell in those twenty days when I 392 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 3: was eleven. And then the next summer I was twelve, 393 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 3: I really was talking about pooh Talk. Yeah, it's a wait, 394 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,520 Speaker 3: I could have my own podcast and people. It's in Monkton, 395 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 3: which is a kind of a small older sort of 396 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,359 Speaker 3: I know. And the second year I went, I was 397 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 3: eleven or twelve. I was always a year young because 398 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 3: I was born in September, so I was pushed forward 399 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 3: instead of hell back. So there were kids hitting puberty, 400 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 3: and you know, there were the kids, the guys that 401 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 3: had armpit hair, and then there were still pipsqueaks like 402 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,640 Speaker 3: me that are like, I'll just happy to hang out. 403 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 3: So the second summer there's this kid named well, we 404 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 3: called him Froggy because his voice was like this. He 405 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 3: was like straight out of Disney, and he was one 406 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 3: of those people on life that was he was a 407 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,200 Speaker 3: natural outsider and he somehow made it worse for himself. 408 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 3: You would try to be nice to him and then 409 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,879 Speaker 3: you would trip over a tent post and land on 410 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 3: the campfire. He choked on a hot dog at a 411 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,680 Speaker 3: hot dog roast, like the kid like he literally had 412 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 3: to get him licked, and then he was like, wow, 413 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,119 Speaker 3: that was great, Like he's just one of those people 414 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,399 Speaker 3: in life, Frocky. So almost all the counselors there was 415 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,760 Speaker 3: a horse camp was a component. We slept in teepees 416 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 3: that we had to put up, and then if you 417 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,160 Speaker 3: paid extra money, you had horse camp where would ride 418 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 3: horses in the woods and tack them and learn how 419 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 3: to saddle them and blah blah blah. And I don't 420 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,640 Speaker 3: know if it's Native American or indigenous persons. I'm gonna 421 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 3: go with indigenous persons. Most of the camp had uh 422 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,639 Speaker 3: we had some Navajo, and we had some I forget 423 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,920 Speaker 3: the other tribes, but we basically had Native American Indigenous 424 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 3: person camp counselors. And there was one that was really 425 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 3: funny and he was in charge of horse camp and 426 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 3: he was like the cool like he never did anything creepy, 427 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,919 Speaker 3: like give anybody's cigarettes or anything like that. But he 428 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,399 Speaker 3: was just cool and we really liked him. And Frogy 429 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 3: used to go to horse camp and one day I 430 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,120 Speaker 3: see that cool camp counselor and he's like white as 431 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 3: a ghost and he's like shaking his head and I 432 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 3: was like, hey, what's up. You know, I'm just a 433 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 3: kid just likes to know an older person. And he's like, 434 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,920 Speaker 3: are you in TP Encampment. I'm like, yeah, I'm in 435 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,080 Speaker 3: TP Encampment. He's like, man, I won't I won't say 436 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 3: his real name, but he said his real name, but 437 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 3: he's like Froggy man ah. I just caught him tickling 438 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,440 Speaker 3: the horses penis and I was like what. He was like, yeah, 439 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,920 Speaker 3: I was like working on another horse. I look over 440 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 3: and he like looked over both his shoulders and then 441 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 3: just went under and just tickled his penis real quick. 442 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,440 Speaker 3: And I was like what and he's like, yeah, don't 443 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,080 Speaker 3: tell anybody, and I was like well, and I didn't. 444 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,359 Speaker 3: To my credit, even though being a little guy, I 445 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 3: never told it well because I mean that's like a 446 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 3: death wish if. Like everybody was already making fun of 447 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,879 Speaker 3: this kid for just sounding like a frog, and he 448 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,439 Speaker 3: had fake Timberland boots that were just called tims with 449 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,359 Speaker 3: an apostrophe. Asked like he just was he just was 450 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 3: gonna get it. But I've never but the camp calcer 451 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 3: was like shook, like so shook, like I felt like 452 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 3: you needed a whiskey and a cigarette to get over 453 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,119 Speaker 3: this thing. I guarantee you never came back for another summer. 454 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 4: So Froggy Froggy the Future John. 455 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:26,679 Speaker 3: Yeah again, we did it again. 456 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 2: Thank you guys for listening. 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