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Speaker 1: You ever think if we tried to contact someone in

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Speaker 1: morse code and we put a swear word in there,

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Speaker 1: would we have to beat that out on the air

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Speaker 1: or is it already beat?

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Speaker 2: Oh you didn't say that, Do not translate that?

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Speaker 1: Yikes. Hopefully the FCC doesn't find us when they hear

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Speaker 1: this edition of What's on Your Mind, where we share

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Speaker 1: our thoughts and sometimes our bodies with each other. Let's

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Speaker 1: start with Brooke brook body or mind? What's on it?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with mine?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Over the weekend, we got to go to a really.

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Speaker 2: Cool kah and it was It's.

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Speaker 3: Only the second one we've gone to. I'm obviously very

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Speaker 3: white and.

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Speaker 2: A lot for a white person, cong not Catholic, so

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Speaker 2: you know, we are excited now. The first one we

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Speaker 2: went to, we showed up late and we kind of

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Speaker 2: missed everything. I didn't under stand that there was like

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Speaker 2: ceremony stuff. I thought it was like a birthday party, right, yes.

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Speaker 2: So this time I'm like, we are not going to

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Speaker 2: be late. We are going to be there, but we

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Speaker 2: don't want to be there right when the invitation says

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Speaker 2: at three, So we show up at three forty five.

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Speaker 3: It seems late, Jeff, That's what I kind of thought.

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Speaker 3: I was kind of freaking out. Things are still being

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Speaker 3: set out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, the door, the door is locked.

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Speaker 3: We go in.

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Speaker 2: Luckily we know the family really well, so we end

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Speaker 2: up helping with the setup. But everyone else, the entire

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Speaker 2: party doesn't really start and people start rolling in at

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Speaker 2: five o'clock. So here's my question, as an uber white family,

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Speaker 2: what am I missing here? Because everybody else read the

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Speaker 2: invitation and somehow saw three pm, but new to show

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Speaker 2: up between five and.

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Speaker 1: Sent the numbers mean different things in Spanish.

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Speaker 3: Was it like or she wanted to trick you into

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Speaker 3: helping set up? I don't know, but it wasn't hand written.

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Speaker 3: It was like a printed invitation that everyone got.

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Speaker 4: I don't have an answer. But when you said three o'clock,

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Speaker 4: the whole time, in my head I kept thinking, I

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Speaker 4: think I'd show up around five.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the first one I was late to and missed everything,

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Speaker 2: So I don't know where my middle ground is.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: It was a great, great time, but you know, after

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Speaker 2: six hours, after six hours of being there, we did leave.

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Speaker 3: The party an hour early.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, jo mind.

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Speaker 4: Well, recently I matted this girl on Tinder, and we

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Speaker 4: immediately started sending each other videos on Snapchat, just because

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Speaker 4: it's like way easier, right, and I'm never really on tender,

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Speaker 4: and so she would say things like, ha, sweet Pa,

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Speaker 4: I hope you're having a great due and is that.

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Speaker 3: How you read it or no, how she sounds.

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Speaker 4: So I asked, wow, that's a beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Accent, you know, not many people say that.

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Speaker 4: Accent. And she's like, oh, honey, I'm not from the sale.

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Speaker 4: I just I just listen to a lot of country music. Well,

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Speaker 4: and I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 4: A couple of nights later, another girl with a country

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Speaker 4: accent slides into id MS and I asked her just

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Speaker 4: to tell.

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Speaker 1: Me about herself.

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Speaker 4: She responds with, well, I'll just be blunt. Other than

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Speaker 4: my big boobs, I am a man. I hunt, I fish,

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Speaker 4: I cook, I playing guitar.

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Speaker 3: I do it all.

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Speaker 4: Actually I don't even need a man.

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Speaker 1: And so then I'm like, why are we talking then.

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Speaker 4: Country women?

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Speaker 3: But this may be perfect for you because those are

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Speaker 3: things you can't do. They will do them for youdate.

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Speaker 2: They need a good feminine man in their life, I

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Speaker 2: don't know, to balance out their masculinity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, new women are attracted to me. Country women get.

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Speaker 3: This vibe when you look at their photos. I mean

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Speaker 3: they're just standing above a dead deer and he's only

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Speaker 3: looking at Like, see why I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: Alexis, tell us what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 5: So I was in an uber out to drink the

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Speaker 5: other night with my friend. Okay, We're sitting in the

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Speaker 5: car and then that's when we hear this loud fart noise.

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Speaker 3: She points at me and I'm like, no, I point

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Speaker 3: at her. She's like no.

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Speaker 5: So we're like, so that's what you think until we

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Speaker 5: get to a stoplay and our uber driver starts busting

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Speaker 5: up lacks so funny. And this is when I find

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Speaker 5: out Tesla's have a fart future button to do fart

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Speaker 5: sound effects. Yes, it's on all of them, and it

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Speaker 5: could come out of different speakers around the car.

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Speaker 1: All this innovation in Tesla, and they used it to

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Speaker 1: put a scene.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, and he finds the funniest things.

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Speaker 5: We explained the joke to us, but then the next

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Speaker 5: ten minutes in the car, they keep going and he.

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Speaker 3: And he said, it makes everyone laugh. Never has failed

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Speaker 3: to make someone laugh and you know me, I don't

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Speaker 3: find this funny. Yeah, it was my nightmare, so I

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Speaker 3: found my actual you guys joke. I give ubers a

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Speaker 3: hard time. This was my worst uber n. Now you're

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Speaker 3: doing silent mode. But just for farts out there, everybody,

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Speaker 3: don't get a teslaober, Jeffrey, one's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: We've all worked together for a while now on this show,

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Speaker 1: and I feel like I've gotten the impression that the

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Speaker 1: people in this room don't think I'm athletic. You don't

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Speaker 1: respect my raw natural physicality.

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Speaker 3: I hear you used to work in a gym.

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Speaker 2: I mean all you consume are Doritos and chocolate muffins

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Speaker 2: and five hour energy. It's not usually.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a champion broke.

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Speaker 3: Where is this going?

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Speaker 1: Jeff I was reminded of my own athletic talents and

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Speaker 1: masculinity over the weekend because I went golfing, not mini

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Speaker 1: golf either. I'm talking full blown, big giant swing golf.

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Speaker 3: And when I think athlete, I think golfer.

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Speaker 1: And even though I showed up for my tea time

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Speaker 1: a little bit late, yeah, a little hungover, okay, kind

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Speaker 1: of cranky without doing any stretches or warm ups. I

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Speaker 1: just dove right and went for it.

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Speaker 3: Wait, do people stretch before golf?

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Speaker 1: You probably should, which there's.

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Speaker 3: A beverage car on your athletic course. It's hard to take.

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Speaker 4: Just like.

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Speaker 1: I was, I impressed myself. My drives were strong. If

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Speaker 1: you could be an athletic putter, that was how I

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Speaker 1: looked athletic. I'm just saying I looked really good when

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Speaker 1: I was playing golf. It takes a tight butt to

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Speaker 1: make a great putt, and that's what I always say.

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Speaker 1: So if you guys are cool with it, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: send you some videos and meet golfing well, just to

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Speaker 1: show you how athletic I am and remind you who

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Speaker 1: you're working with.

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Speaker 4: A right I'm into it.

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Speaker 2: You know what, you got one taker?

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Speaker 3: I would have Jose on that one.

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Speaker 1: They're scared of me. Brooke and intimidated text in seven

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Speaker 1: eighty five and nine two tell us what's been on

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Speaker 1: your mind? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,