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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's almost

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Speaker 1: time for your brand new phone tap. And today I

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Speaker 1: call a guy who recently adopted from an animal shelter

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Speaker 1: to let them know I successfully delivered their new pet

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Speaker 1: to their home. That's really nice, Jeffrey. Yeah, there is

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Speaker 1: one small problem though. The animal I dropped off may

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Speaker 1: not be the one that he requested from the shelter. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna say if I was him, I

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Speaker 1: would probably recommend no sudden movements when he gets home. Oh,

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Speaker 1: just to be safe. You'll find out what happened in

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. Right now. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving nine point five. Hello, can I speak to

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Speaker 1: Paul please? This is he. This is Eddie with the

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Speaker 1: animal shelter. How you doing today? I'm okay, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing doing? All right? I just want to let

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Speaker 1: you know we're leaving your house now and we just

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Speaker 1: dropped off the rescue pet you adopted, so he's good

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Speaker 1: to go. Okay, you dropped it off with my girlfriend, right, No, No,

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Speaker 1: girlfriend here has been ringing the doorbell knocking for the

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Speaker 1: last few minutes. No one answered, so lefting there. Well,

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Speaker 1: she must have just stepped out for a walk or something.

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Speaker 1: She'll be right back. I mean, well, I already left,

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Speaker 1: so I got a few more deliveries and left Lucifer

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Speaker 1: in your cat door. What who put Lucifer in through

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Speaker 1: your cat door? He's inside NASA. He's getting acquainted in there.

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Speaker 1: We didn't adopt any animal named Lucifer. We adopted a

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Speaker 1: beautiful Persian cat named mister Squeakers. Wait a second, did

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Speaker 1: the shelter not call you yesterday? No? I did not

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Speaker 1: receive a call from the shelter. What's going on? This

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Speaker 1: is kind of embarrassing. Um. Sorry, but uh, mister Squeakers

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Speaker 1: was already adopted. No, no, that's impossible. We adopted him

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Speaker 1: the other day. We signed the papers, we paid everything. Well,

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Speaker 1: probably shouldn't tell you this, but another couple came in.

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Speaker 1: It looked pretty well off, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: So no, I don't know what you mean. What the

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Speaker 1: hell does that mean shelter thought they could provide a

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Speaker 1: better home. You can't do that. That's wrong, that doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Good news is they replace your pet with another one.

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Speaker 1: So Lucifer is already in the house. No, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take that up with your manager. But you need to

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Speaker 1: get that god cat out of my house. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: he's not a cat. What do you mean he's not

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Speaker 1: a cat. Lucifer's a possum. Yeah, possums in my house

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Speaker 1: the next big thing for aspets. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: Lots of families been adopting possums lately. We thought you

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Speaker 1: might look disgusting. That's rude. No, no, you're rude. You

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Speaker 1: need to get that to do out of my house. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, no one home, so I legally can't

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Speaker 1: come in. And secondly, I already dropped off the little guy,

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Speaker 1: so technically he's yours now, not my problem. All right,

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to take that up with a problem.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to take that up with a shelter. Look, Paul,

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Speaker 1: you're already done enough. Okay, you're providing a good home

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Speaker 1: to a possum in need. Just remember, he gets a

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Speaker 1: little bit moody though, when he doesn't get fed as

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Speaker 1: afternoon mouse. I'm not feeding a freaking mouse. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: make him angry if you don't feed him. Some mice angry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Lucifer has got a big personality, but you're gonna grow

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Speaker 1: to love him. You're not listening to me. I don't

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Speaker 1: want a possum. You need to take control of this

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Speaker 1: situation right now. You need to go back to the

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Speaker 1: house and get that an animal outimal house. Okay, calm down,

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Speaker 1: all right, listen, Oh listen, Paul, I probably shouldn't do this,

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Speaker 1: but for an extra hundred bucks, I can help you out. Ducks.

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Speaker 1: You want me to help you trying to extort me?

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Speaker 1: Now we paid for the mister Squeakers. We didn't. It's

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Speaker 1: a Lucifer and now just hear me out here, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I can break the back window of your place, make

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Speaker 1: it look like a robbery. No, no, not that. Well,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. I'll get in there. I'll grab the possum.

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Speaker 1: I'll be out there before the cops come. You're not

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Speaker 1: going to break at the mic singhouse to get the

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Speaker 1: animal that you already stuck in there. All right, I'm

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Speaker 1: just warning you. If your girlfriend comes home and surprises Lucifer,

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Speaker 1: he's probably gonna bit her. You need to go to

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Speaker 1: my house get that thing, and I need to call

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Speaker 1: my girlfriends so that the possum doesn't fire. Actually, she

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Speaker 1: already knows about the possum. She doesn't know. You said

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Speaker 1: she wasn't there. Actually she does know, because this is

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Speaker 1: young Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend Natalie set you up. She said you're nervous

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Speaker 1: about adopting a rescue pet. Oh you kidding. No, I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: That's all a joke. She thought this might make the

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Speaker 1: process a little easier. But hey, if you want me to,

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Speaker 1: I'll still break that w for one hundred bucks. No no, no, no, okay,

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