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Speaker 1: How does everybody in the room feel about the word

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Speaker 1: stupid morning?

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Speaker 2: People laugh like a great, it's probably not a nice word.

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Speaker 3: To use descriptive word of our show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook, you probably tell your kids never to say

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Speaker 1: that about others, except for daddy is so ter It's

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Speaker 1: an important rule to remember it stupid daddy. But when

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, you guys want to hear about this

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Speaker 1: really stupid person and what they did in laser stories.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's like, yeah, of course, duh, which is why we

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Speaker 4: found an article recently that came out from a popular

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Speaker 4: publication where individuals shared stories about the stupidest people that

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Speaker 4: they've ever met.

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Speaker 1: And just to be clear, these aren't necessarily about dumb people,

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Speaker 1: more about the dumb things that they did, like a

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Speaker 1: dumb moment.

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Speaker 3: It has to be one of us on this list.

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Speaker 1: It's possible we won't be the entire list. Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's start with number seven. A guy wrote, I was

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Speaker 1: with my buddy. He was telling his wife about an

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Speaker 1: article he read in the news where people in Siberia

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Speaker 1: were digging up frozen mammoth tusks and selling them. His

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Speaker 1: wife's response, Oh, that's terrible. If they end up selling

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Speaker 1: all the frozen ones. Then people will start killing the

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Speaker 1: rest of the mammoths.

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Speaker 2: For their Yes. No, I mean, have you seen a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because they've all shaved before.

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Speaker 2: You have seen it all.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't want to like hurt anybody's

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Speaker 1: brain out there might be listening.

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Speaker 2: But spoiler, mammoths are extinct as well as dinosaurs.

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Speaker 3: That's what you say.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, the ones that you see in the museums

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Speaker 1: with the fird those are just replica statues.

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Speaker 2: They're not just sleeping.

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Speaker 1: But there is not going well for us already.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not super strong. Let's go to number six.

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Speaker 1: I've been a bartender for over a day decade and

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Speaker 1: a few years ago I worked with a young man

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Speaker 1: who was a buster and he came up to me

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Speaker 2: What's in a Jack and coke?

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Speaker 3: Alex tell him, there's no way, let me guess, jack,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: She says he was headed to Yale in the fall. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure how that happened.

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Speaker 3: Waits about and tonics.

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Speaker 1: Number five, stupidest interaction someone has ever had with another person,

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Speaker 1: says I worked at the zoo and I had a

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Speaker 1: woman ask me why the baby chimpanzee was smaller than

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Speaker 1: the adult chimpanzees. I told her several times, it's because

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Speaker 2: The woman said that shouldn't matter. Why is it small?

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Speaker 3: Maybe she gave birth to very large chick I gave her.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even joking when I tell you. The entire

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Speaker 1: tour group she was with groaned when she asked it out.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, so they didn't even think she was funny.

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Speaker 2: It's a painful two hour tour.

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Speaker 3: She's the one that always has the most questions too,

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Speaker 2: Number four.

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Speaker 1: I worked as a manager at McDonald's when a teenager

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Speaker 1: asked him, what's up? Is something wrong?

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Speaker 2: His response, what's a D D bacon? And why do

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Speaker 2: you need to add more for them bacon? I couldn't

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Speaker 1: I burst out laughing and told him that says add

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Speaker 1: got to see the light bulb go off and he says, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's the word. He thought it was a bacon American disability.

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Speaker 2: What's going on here? Why do they have a special

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Speaker 2: type of bacon just for them?

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Speaker 1: Probably same kid that went to Yale with that number

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Speaker 1: three a woman Rode. I still can't believe. My husband

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Speaker 1: did the dumbest thing ever. He wanted to remove his

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Speaker 1: back hair, but no one was around to help.

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Speaker 2: Oh, just wait, just wait, you have a barber.

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Speaker 4: I can recommend.

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Speaker 1: His great idea was to spread nair body hair removal

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Speaker 1: gonna be So if you can picture a six foot

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Speaker 1: four to three hundred pound man doing nair angels on

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Speaker 2: I can't picture. That says the rest of.

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Speaker 1: The day, he went to work, then to the gym,

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Speaker 1: picked up the kids, who said, Dad, why do you

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Speaker 1: have a bald spot on.

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Speaker 2: The back of your head? You gotta be careful with

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Speaker 2: where that.

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Speaker 1: These are the dumbest interactions people have ever had with

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Speaker 3: I'm still picturing that guy's buns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, if you're sitting in the car

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Speaker 1: you're not getting any of these as you're driving.

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Speaker 2: Why these people are dumb?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know what, Just.

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Speaker 1: Smile, just enjoy and maybe one will click. Coming up here,

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Speaker 1: someone's still Why is the gorilla small?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Number two says I taught eighth grade for a while,

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Speaker 1: and I struggled mightily to convince a student that the

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Speaker 1: reason why bees buzz isn't because they're filled with electricity.

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Speaker 2: Such a cute idea.

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Speaker 1: The kid argued, well, then why does the sting give

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Speaker 1: you an electric shock?

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Speaker 2: Just yo?

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Speaker 1: Has another student on the way. Look out and for

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Speaker 1: the all time number one dumbest person to person interaction,

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Speaker 1: Are you guys ready for this?

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Speaker 2: It says.

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Speaker 1: This happened when a few of my coworkers were talking

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Speaker 1: together and one brought up how there's already snow in

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Speaker 1: Idaho and even showed a picture on their phone to

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Speaker 1: the whole group, saying, can you believe it?

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Speaker 2: It's only October?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I mean I had many Halloween costumes ruined

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Speaker 3: because I do our snow pants.

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Speaker 4: Well, she says.

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Speaker 1: My other coworker chimes in, saying, well, but it's not

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Speaker 1: October in Idaho yet.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What it turns out somehow they believed all the states

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Speaker 1: Christmas in New York, but in California it's still early fall.

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Speaker 4: It makes sense.

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Speaker 3: I mean, isn't it always July in Phoenix?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yeah, it feels like it. I would

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Speaker 2: love that.

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Speaker 1: I'd go Christmas in Hawaii and yeah, yeah, New York

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Speaker 1: in February to be fair, Like in Australia, it's a

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Speaker 1: totally different season. So I could see why they would

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Speaker 1: think the different states. I'm actually with the dumb person yea,

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Speaker 1: but hey, hearing about other dummies that should make you

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Speaker 1: feel a whole lot better about yourself going into the

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Speaker 1: rest of the day. And Mars shout out to Yale

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Speaker 1: class of twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: You are our future. Phone tap is coming up right

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Speaker 2: after this, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,