Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanta way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give
Speaker 2: us time and a terminal and gay we want to
Speaker 2: send you off in style. Do you want to welcome
Speaker 2: you back home? Tell us all about it?
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgaroff.
Speaker 3: And if you're listening right now, you are a dinar sore.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Karen?
Speaker 1: This was sprung on me, this idea of dinarsaurs right
Speaker 1: before we started driving.
Speaker 3: The thing is, it looks great like a lot of
Speaker 3: my tweets. It looks great on paper. But you have
Speaker 3: to say dinars or which is the inflection? You only
Speaker 3: give a bad pun, right, But I'm telling you if
Speaker 3: you if you look up diner slash sore, there's a
Speaker 3: dozen at least dating back to as early as twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: Hu pre Stephen Jurassic Park era pre Jurassic.
Speaker 4: There are pre Jurassic tweets have.
Speaker 3: Been requesting dinar Okay, it's starting with Xander pegzad Wow,
Speaker 3: who first coined and of course his handle.
Speaker 4: Is Zaan with the plan and his plan. I don't know,
Speaker 4: mull it over. This could grow on you. Well.
Speaker 1: I thought when you first said it that you were
Speaker 1: being sarcastic, So then then it's hard to come back
Speaker 1: off of that feeling.
Speaker 4: Now that you know I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: You're dead serious. Stevens giddy with excitement.
Speaker 4: The car is shaking and we are at an idol.
Speaker 1: He couldn't be more thrilled than dinosaurs are about to
Speaker 1: take over. I personally, all this self naming thing is
Speaker 1: not for me. I feel like it's for others to
Speaker 1: do for themselves.
Speaker 4: And that's why I'm saying. Others have been talking.
Speaker 1: It's already happening. Yes, what control do we have even
Speaker 1: to even say what we think about it? They're going
Speaker 1: to call themselves what they will.
Speaker 4: We have no control. Big Brother is controlling.
Speaker 1: Can I just throw up there the fans? What about dineards?
Speaker 4: I don't like it. I can't see the merch already, little.
Speaker 1: Neuticles our heads very closely hanging from a trailers. Don't
Speaker 1: give up on dinards.
Speaker 3: I well, now I'm more excited about dineards than anything.
Speaker 1: I like shorter nicknames. It don't have multiple syllables.
Speaker 4: Well, it rolls off the tongue. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also insulting.
Speaker 4: Right right.
Speaker 3: It is calling each of us a testing Yeah. When
Speaker 3: I say nudicles, do either of you know.
Speaker 1: That that's a real word?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: It is a tiny prosthetic testicle. So your dog or
Speaker 3: cat doesn't feel a sense of loss?
Speaker 4: Am I right on that? Stephen? You like cats? So
Speaker 4: I assume you're a doctor of cat? Are you doctor cats?
Speaker 1: Medicine? Woman?
Speaker 4: Oh man? Why do I like puns and mashups?
Speaker 1: They're just okay, this is weird.
Speaker 4: Doctor kat. It's hot and we're pants.
Speaker 1: It's hot, it's January. We can't put the aircniser on.
Speaker 1: I'm so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Well, hey, here's a quick reminder to let you know.
Speaker 3: We podcast in a car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is real.
Speaker 4: This is some traffic noise.
Speaker 1: Let's get some audio.
Speaker 3: Oh, it sounds like Stephen is excited again in a
Speaker 3: different way.
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know i'd be next to a throaty Magma. Yeah, Magnum.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking Dodge Magnum. Baby.
Speaker 3: Everyone who bought a Dodge Magnum used the opposite size
Speaker 3: condoms their whole lives. And that's what's so funny about
Speaker 3: that car. No offense, Greg parents.
Speaker 4: The PT Cruiser of throaty hot rods of gen X.
Speaker 4: Do you wish you didn't have kids?
Speaker 1: Dodge Magnum, that's the motto of the century. That's so
Speaker 1: dead on.
Speaker 4: It was so throaty, you know.
Speaker 1: It's funny when those came out, they were so different
Speaker 1: and weird that people were like, I think I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to like this because no one's tried to make a
Speaker 1: station wagon into like a muscle car. So it was
Speaker 1: like it was almost like, I'll be a visionary if.
Speaker 3: I like this car, right, And the PT Cruiser was
Speaker 3: the first my mom I remember, she had had the
Speaker 3: same Mosita three two three since I was a kid,
Speaker 3: and she wanted a pet.
Speaker 4: Cruiser with like wood paneling and chrome wheels.
Speaker 3: And it's like, Mom, it's a four cylinder, but she
Speaker 3: didn't want a hot rod.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just like I can predict that this. I agree.
Speaker 3: They look cool and I love the new Thunderbird, but
Speaker 3: this is going to be a laughing the laughing this
Speaker 3: is gonna be the beanie babies of cars.
Speaker 4: And you already made that mistake once.
Speaker 1: Did she do it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: What'd she get instead?
Speaker 4: Alzheimer's and couldn't drive. I like the parties funner than
Speaker 4: they started.
Speaker 1: I knew the end of the story, and I still
Speaker 1: didn't see that coming.
Speaker 3: You set me up, she did at the last minute
Speaker 3: by a Mazda Millennia, later to become an infinity of
Speaker 3: some kind. Oh and then I that became my car,
Speaker 3: and I gave it to.
Speaker 1: A homeless person.
Speaker 3: David Huntsberger, who was a homeless gave it. Heated it.
Speaker 3: He bought it fair and square. Oh, I mean, I
Speaker 3: gave him a really good deal.
Speaker 1: Friends and family.
Speaker 3: So hey Huntsburger, if you're out there thinking, I never
Speaker 3: done nothing for you, and every time you think of
Speaker 3: me and think about how my cats would poop on
Speaker 3: piles of what was always clean and.
Speaker 4: Laundry, oh no, yeah, he had a problem everyone everyone,
Speaker 4: and eventually declines as my point. Yeah, my other point is, yes,
Speaker 4: you owe me, huntsy.
Speaker 1: Bee, And finally you get to say it.
Speaker 4: We have to have Hansburger on again.
Speaker 1: I would love it.
Speaker 4: He's great. He really shines in a conversation.
Speaker 1: He did it.
Speaker 4: Twice right just once.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, I thought he did it.
Speaker 3: We talked about cleanup butter on the mantel. God nos,
Speaker 3: go ahead and check quit with this one.
Speaker 1: Quit this one early.
Speaker 4: Martha Kellyott says she was to do it. You fancy her.
Speaker 1: She's one of my favorites.
Speaker 4: She's one of my favorite humans. How did that work?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: When you were writing on baskets? Was she living in Austin?
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we write everything and then now they're like,
Speaker 1: she came to La now because they're going to start
Speaker 1: production like pretty samd okay, so they do. We have
Speaker 1: to finish all the scripts first, and everything has to
Speaker 1: get like approved and put through the production machine and
Speaker 1: then they start like building sets and getting locations and
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 4: Jonathan Chrysol, yeah, Christole, Yes.
Speaker 1: He was a big fan of art.
Speaker 3: He directed the H and R Blood commercial Are you right?
Speaker 3: And he was the coolest. But I didn't know how
Speaker 3: I knew him, but I knew. He said something about
Speaker 3: mustaches or he's like, we know you're a mustache guy
Speaker 3: or something like, how.
Speaker 4: Do you know this? When I was in the Scary.
Speaker 3: Room, Yeah, where they sit at a table and decide
Speaker 3: right you up and down?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he wasn't doing that, And I'm like, I
Speaker 4: like the kind of this guy's jamp.
Speaker 1: He is truly the best person in show business and
Speaker 1: the and so funny. He had a joke when you
Speaker 1: just said you drive an Infinity. We were talking about
Speaker 1: something one day. I misattributed this to Fred Armison, but
Speaker 1: it was Chris Lily Goes who drives an Infinity, and
Speaker 1: it was we all started laughing so hard. It's just
Speaker 1: like the most simplest and yet so true, Like you're
Speaker 1: gonna spend a bunch of money, but not enough to
Speaker 1: make it actually.
Speaker 4: Kind of right.
Speaker 1: You're just going to top out at the middle.
Speaker 3: And it's an expensive, luxurious car and it hasn't And
Speaker 3: that's breakthrough.
Speaker 4: Do we talk about cars a lot? I think it's
Speaker 4: okay that we do. I like that. You know, you're
Speaker 4: a girl that likes dude stuff. You had I was
Speaker 4: forced to you, forced you.
Speaker 1: To converse in your people's language. Yes, yes, yes, there
Speaker 1: aren't many of my kind.
Speaker 3: Buicks amaze me. There are Buicks out there. They're beautiful,
Speaker 3: they're nice new cars. I darest to find one Buick
Speaker 3: driving around the city today.
Speaker 1: We should look. I also, don't I really do like
Speaker 1: a Cadillac. Those the short snub backed Cadillacs. The are
Speaker 1: like so kind of fancy.
Speaker 3: Those ride very nice. I always they are nice and
Speaker 3: I would like to drive one. But I feel like
Speaker 3: the only person that should crawl out one. They should crawl.
Speaker 3: They will have a sweatsuit.
Speaker 4: With a gun loosely in the athletic strap.
Speaker 1: Please God, if I could enter that into a dating app,
Speaker 1: that's what I am looking for.
Speaker 4: Well, I hope you're kidding, because that's the type of
Speaker 4: man I fear.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. I also fear him, and that's why.
Speaker 4: I'm so attracting.
Speaker 1: Oh right, right right attraction pulsion? Yeah yeah, sorry, a
Speaker 1: Grande one pump mocha one oh iced?
Speaker 3: Please, I'll have a just a medium iced coffee with almond.
Speaker 1: Milk, and a Grande iced coffee with almond milk.
Speaker 4: Steve, Yeah, but I'll do it ice as well. Okay,
Speaker 4: I was gonna do it hot. I'm like, wait a minute,
Speaker 4: it's so hot. I say we keep this in.
Speaker 1: The first was a Grande iced moke up, but with
Speaker 1: just one pump of chocolate in it, and you want
Speaker 1: the whapper no with none? No oh, but it's then
Speaker 1: your second drink. It's iced though that one, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: The second drink is a Grande iced coffee with almond.
Speaker 4: Milk, Friday's Coffee with almond milk.
Speaker 1: Anything else, And the third one is a venty iced
Speaker 1: vanilla latte please already okay, yeah, definitely keep all that in.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well the last time we went through the drive
Speaker 3: through that when it sounded like it was pranking you,
Speaker 3: but I yes, it was cutting out and we just
Speaker 3: thought that there's no way he didn't understand these words
Speaker 3: you told me three times.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always forget at that, that great prank of say
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, my favorite part of well we should Are
Speaker 3: we going to we'll keep that?
Speaker 1: Are we going to talk about pranks?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You know, I want to.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be a reason I've auditioned for and what's
Speaker 3: turned down half a dozen times for punk. It's because
Speaker 3: I have a passion for making someone feel bad, yes badly,
Speaker 3: making them think something terrible is happening and then going
Speaker 3: just getting everything's fine. You're crying now so you look stupid.
Speaker 3: And also everyone knows your coward. What do you say,
Speaker 3: Britney Spears or whoever?
Speaker 1: Yes, I was trying to think of somebody that was
Speaker 1: the star of Boy Meets World, but I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know their names.
Speaker 4: What do you say, Fred Savage?
Speaker 1: It's a little brother, Jerry Savage.
Speaker 4: Jerry Savage.
Speaker 1: I'm Jerry Savage.
Speaker 3: I was supposed to be a pro wrestler, but I
Speaker 3: had my hair was curly, and I said, what about
Speaker 3: Andrea the Giant? They said, he's the only one you
Speaker 3: might notice that. I'm extra gravelly yesterday.
Speaker 4: I was a little worried about today because I had
Speaker 4: zero voice.
Speaker 1: Because why tell the people what we do with your time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you even knew what I was doing. I just
Speaker 4: want to brag.
Speaker 3: I just went snowboarding, Yeah, Mammoth Mountain, which is totally
Speaker 3: a normal thing for me to do. Drive six hours
Speaker 3: to stay in a hotel in Bishop, California, to then
Speaker 3: drive in the morning, ignoring all signs that you're supposed
Speaker 3: to have chains on your front wheel drive on accurd
Speaker 3: I ignore, and you know, there was some mishaps on
Speaker 3: the way up, but I was promised there's two feet
Speaker 3: of snow, so it's gonna be worth it. And then
Speaker 3: I get up there and it's just a wind blown,
Speaker 3: icy peak cartoonishly cold, and I'm a mouth breather.
Speaker 4: What does that mean When people say that mouth.
Speaker 1: Breather, Well, it's usually negative, means you're stupid.
Speaker 3: Yes, well I'm not stupid. I have a deviated sceptem
Speaker 3: don't judge. Sorry, I get mad at people started or are.
Speaker 3: I breathe through my mouth and I sleep through my mouth.
Speaker 1: Love that about it.
Speaker 4: I speak through my all of it.
Speaker 1: And I go ahead and eat through my mouth.
Speaker 4: But I sometimes whistle through my nose and they call
Speaker 4: it snoring.
Speaker 3: That's the way anyway, the icy wind hit my vocal cords,
Speaker 3: I guess, and because I wasn't screaming.
Speaker 4: Usually if you yell all night like whoo.
Speaker 1: But do you ever cheer from when you're disappointed about things?
Speaker 1: Because maybe that's.
Speaker 3: Why when I lose my voice, though, it is interesting
Speaker 3: because I can all of a sudden make it go super.
Speaker 4: I can't usually reach you can't do that, no, so
Speaker 4: I can go super gravety low.
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to audition through a cartoon right now.
Speaker 4: I need to do I need to talk to would
Speaker 4: charge you.
Speaker 1: I can tell.
Speaker 4: You two people, that's.
Speaker 1: Two different That was two different people and both were Chris.
Speaker 4: Both were me.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuned in, believe that shit? Can you
Speaker 1: believe that Hollywood magic that's happening right in the Star Driver,
Speaker 1: I should say, no guest today.
Speaker 4: Oh that's all right, but.
Speaker 1: We have Stephen Ray Morris on the mike on the
Speaker 1: ones and twos in the backseat as new posse.
Speaker 4: Jake Wiseman was great, God he was.
Speaker 1: Except for he was hilarious. I listened to a little
Speaker 1: bit of it this morning. But here's my impression. You
Speaker 1: be Jake Wiseman, make any point about anything mild.
Speaker 4: And that's why there really is no reason to be living.
Speaker 4: We just try to smile.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's you know, and if you keep smiling,
Speaker 3: then maybe you'll ignore the ultimate thing, that is we're
Speaker 3: all tits up having a dirt nap.
Speaker 4: Yes, in the end of the year, Yes, there was.
Speaker 3: There's never been an episode where I was more just
Speaker 3: kind of listening and then all of a sudden it
Speaker 3: would hit me that I'm one of the hosts.
Speaker 4: I was just zwn and out. I'm like this guy,
Speaker 4: it's pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: He's the best. I really adore his brain. I like
Speaker 1: how I like everything about that guy. Yep, really cool.
Speaker 1: And it made me happy that he wanted to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know, sometimes you get that thing. I we
Speaker 1: definitely have this.
Speaker 3: I sent an official email, yes, asking cordially and asking
Speaker 3: and inviting, providing his availability, and he.
Speaker 1: Fucking brought us big goods. That was amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were where'd they go? I hard? They had
Speaker 4: still look at you through the mine. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 4: I mean the thought though.
Speaker 1: I saved the macaroon for a couple of days and
Speaker 1: I was like, don't eat that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's everything having a loaded gun.
Speaker 1: It really is. I like to scout, scream, don't eat
Speaker 1: everything at myself. Sometimes it's helping. It's helping me a lot.
Speaker 3: I like to point down at my jan adults and
Speaker 3: go no bad. That's actually something Tied.
Speaker 4: Used to do around the house.
Speaker 1: My purse.
Speaker 5: Of course, til stop and point at my growing area
Speaker 5: and go no bad no every day and it made
Speaker 5: me laugh, but it also gave me kind of a complex.
Speaker 4: So I thank you my Dodge Magna. Oh boy, what
Speaker 4: choice do you have? These are creamy beverages. Well, here's
Speaker 4: my beverage.
Speaker 1: I think that's mine.
Speaker 4: That is yours.
Speaker 1: Thank you You too?
Speaker 4: Is my favorite band? That is mine? Is it? Yes? Classic?
Speaker 4: Let me put that and you get the whole tray.
Speaker 4: I know how much you're Stephen.
Speaker 1: What do you? Let's all name our favorite YouTube song.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start lemon. Do you know that song
Speaker 1: about lemons blood?
Speaker 4: That's one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something about wadding away.
Speaker 3: I honestly I love We're not counting like War and
Speaker 3: Boy and and those albums because they were actually a
Speaker 3: great man.
Speaker 1: No rules, there's no rules.
Speaker 3: Well, I legitimately anything off the Boy soundtrack or why
Speaker 3: not Boy soundtrack about a boy sound I'm just changing
Speaker 3: the anything from amount a Boy, which was actually music
Speaker 3: by a badly drawn boy.
Speaker 4: I like any music about boys because I am a clubber.
Speaker 1: You clubs. I love a club.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Early you too.
Speaker 3: It's just it's kind of cool when a band has
Speaker 3: longevity and does that Rolling Stones thing. Yes, but in
Speaker 3: it's also kind of cool when a band is cut
Speaker 3: short nine years into it, like the and You Just
Speaker 3: I mean it's I'm not saying it was good that
Speaker 3: John Lennon was killed. I'm just saying we didn't have
Speaker 3: to watch them get old and do commercial jingles.
Speaker 1: But you have heard of Paul McCartney ring, I have,
Speaker 1: I have, I have bad news about some Christmas carols.
Speaker 4: I yeah, Sometimes I just say stuff and I realized
Speaker 4: there's no way out of it.
Speaker 1: No. I get what you meant, though, because it is
Speaker 1: a band, yes, sexy rock band like if Tears for
Speaker 1: Fears were still putting out albums, and maybe they are,
Speaker 1: but it's a thing of like you. You peeked in
Speaker 1: this way that's majestic.
Speaker 3: You leave it alone. And sometimes there's no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 3: I'm scrolling through Instagram or something. I came across a
Speaker 3: live AHA performance take on Me and the dude's voice
Speaker 3: has that vocal range that you think is only a
Speaker 3: young person's game.
Speaker 4: It's all intact.
Speaker 1: He's nailing it.
Speaker 3: It's so good, and he looked the exact It's like
Speaker 3: he's been in a frozen vault.
Speaker 1: He's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: You know what, beautiful guy.
Speaker 1: It's the cheekbones they hang your face well from your life.
Speaker 4: God, I wish I could have gotten cheekbones. Mine are
Speaker 4: a little lower. They're called those jowls.
Speaker 1: Oh you have reverse cheek bones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what I call them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have cheekbones. But then I also have a
Speaker 1: big butt. So we all have these crosses.
Speaker 3: To carry, and it's called Sorry man, I'm more buoyant
Speaker 3: in my face than you.
Speaker 4: I will not sink below my neck. It's for reasons.
Speaker 4: It's for reasons.
Speaker 1: It's for survival.
Speaker 3: M my whole body, everything on my body, my hairless,
Speaker 3: legs that are skinny, all of it.
Speaker 4: It's so I can get in and out of tight situations.
Speaker 4: Everything about me is for survival.
Speaker 1: You're like, did you ever see the video of the
Speaker 1: octopus that escapes the ship and he goes through a hole.
Speaker 1: It's like a regular size octopus that goes through a
Speaker 1: hole that's as big as your.
Speaker 3: Did you and find yourself down a wormhole watching octopuses
Speaker 3: do other things get in and out. It's amazing. A
Speaker 3: shark was attacking an octopus in another video Welcome to
Speaker 3: We Describe You Too, and he picked up shells with
Speaker 3: it with its suction cups covered his body as the
Speaker 3: shark was coming, like and then it just he was
Speaker 3: a ball of shells, and the shark like bat at
Speaker 3: it and was like, well, clearly I'm seeing things. This
Speaker 3: is a ball of shells.
Speaker 4: I should leave.
Speaker 1: I hallucinated that it was so cool. I've seen an
Speaker 1: octopus and I and this may have been a continuation
Speaker 1: of that video just collect two halves of a coconut
Speaker 1: and then just roll along the seafloor. And it's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite things.
Speaker 4: I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Wait for fun, I don't know, or escape. Maybe he
Speaker 1: was escaping the cameraman that was following him.
Speaker 3: But I really wanted to say, start using them as
Speaker 3: a musical instrument because we all want to see, not
Speaker 3: to push drum.
Speaker 1: Because we all want to watch SpongeBob scorpions.
Speaker 3: We all want to watch a thing that actually exists.
Speaker 3: That I wish was my idea right now.
Speaker 4: Damn it, there's already an octopus drummer.
Speaker 1: You're telling me an octopus has already played the xylophones
Speaker 1: in cartoons before this day.
Speaker 3: What about a squirrel that lives under the sea that
Speaker 3: has a fish bowl as a helmet.
Speaker 4: That's my neighbor.
Speaker 1: Damn it, that's a story I've told other times. Oh well,
Speaker 1: Sandy the squirrel from SpongeBob is my neighbor and my friend.
Speaker 1: I could text her right now if I want it.
Speaker 4: It's funny because I don't remember you.
Speaker 3: I know, I think you have told me that, But
Speaker 3: we let each other retell stories one because we have
Speaker 3: new listeners.
Speaker 4: Also, I don't remember when you've told a story.
Speaker 3: I know that I will start to tell a story,
Speaker 3: but your reactions are like, it's new to you too.
Speaker 1: It's new until like, oh, you'll hit one now, and
Speaker 1: then the picture explodes and I go, I know exactly
Speaker 1: what you're talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's called deja vu.
Speaker 1: It's called alzheimer.
Speaker 4: No, no, this memory loss is a small part of it.
Speaker 4: First we will have weird bouts of psychosis.
Speaker 1: You can't wait to start bringing home the young men.
Speaker 4: I have it all mapped out.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for my fifty ninth birthday listener my
Speaker 3: voice right now.
Speaker 1: The attention has made it go up sly when I
Speaker 1: get older.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, remember how annoying this is. Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Wait a second now, Speaking of which, on the day
Speaker 1: that this program airs, it will be am I right
Speaker 1: about this, Stephen, it will be Chris's birthday the day
Speaker 1: after before. It will be the day before, so right now,
Speaker 1: according to you listener, and you're yes, the listener's always right.
Speaker 1: It is the day before Chris Fairbanks birthday.
Speaker 3: Please, thank you. Set him tomorrow, thank you. I hope
Speaker 3: you're all singing a song. Singing a song to yourself.
Speaker 3: Then no one wants to hear, and no one ever
Speaker 3: wants to sing, yet we are contractually obligated to sing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, you too, Yeah, I want.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I will be
Speaker 3: coming home from Denver or if I will be in Dallas.
Speaker 3: It remains to be seen.
Speaker 1: Exciting This is going to be an exciting week for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have to I decisions will be made.
Speaker 4: They aren't made yet.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm into
Speaker 3: espionage or something.
Speaker 4: These are you know.
Speaker 3: It's either a cat food commercial or I got to
Speaker 3: toss some jokes out at some drunks.
Speaker 1: Two amazing options. You are lucky because either one is
Speaker 1: a gift and a boon, And this is an opportunity
Speaker 1: for you to work on all your improv skills where
Speaker 1: no matter what happens, you say yes and you heighten to.
Speaker 4: The next level.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, Pretend Jake Wiseman is in the car
Speaker 1: and just keep saying yes to life.
Speaker 4: My favorite improv move is to go, what are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 3: I'm not a doctor. It's my favorite. Why is that wrong?
Speaker 1: It's not wrong. It's just that you're a stand up
Speaker 1: doing improv, and that's what the problem is. Right, No
Speaker 1: one needs.
Speaker 4: You to do it. It was a problem right away. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was a problem right away.
Speaker 1: I'm positive I told you that, you and everybody this.
Speaker 1: But I did the same thing where the first improv
Speaker 1: class I took, I had to get up on stage
Speaker 1: and I was like, I should not be here. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to. I was gonna go. I was just
Speaker 1: going with my friend who was like, just come and
Speaker 1: like audit the class. I'm like, I don't want to,
Speaker 1: but fine. I had nothing else to do. And then
Speaker 1: the guy's like, no auditing, get up here, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. So the first thing I
Speaker 1: did was pretend tell me when you recognize that, Pretend
Speaker 1: to flip burgers. And then a guy walked in and
Speaker 1: tried to say something to me, and I just turned
Speaker 1: my back and the teacher's like, hold on No, you
Speaker 1: had to talk to him. That's the whole point of
Speaker 1: what you're doing. And I was like, why it can't.
Speaker 3: Can't improv be like real life where I don't want
Speaker 3: to talk to everyone?
Speaker 1: Can't I flip my fucking burgers in peace?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why do we have to have a faux funny conversation?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And that was my problem.
Speaker 3: I felt like everything I had to have a joke
Speaker 3: with everything someone said, and I would. It's not good
Speaker 3: when you're trying to build a scene. I've seen good
Speaker 3: improv now, and I'm really impressed with it. I really
Speaker 3: am like long form Harold s or what have you.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's so fun and so self indulgent when you're a
Speaker 3: monologuist or the monologue.
Speaker 4: Oh what is it? Monologist? Thank you?
Speaker 3: It's a monologist A great word, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to pretend I didn't never know. Do
Speaker 4: you say, did you know?
Speaker 1: It? Just not saying no.
Speaker 4: It's the first I've heard of it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the times I've been selected to do monologues, sounds
Speaker 3: better than monogy.
Speaker 1: True, you don't do it for a living.
Speaker 3: You you tell stories and then they remember every little detail,
Speaker 3: and then you watch a part of your life play
Speaker 3: out and it.
Speaker 4: Was the it's the coolest thing version. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 4: that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done that. You used to be Franklin. If
Speaker 1: you get a chance in your LA the ASCAT show
Speaker 1: It Used to be Franklin is always incredible. They always
Speaker 1: have amazing people, whether they're super famous and you're like, oh.
Speaker 4: My god, that's my favorite. Some stars.
Speaker 1: There's always stars, but they're also the people who are
Speaker 1: not stars. You look at them and go, oh, you're
Speaker 1: going to be a star. You're just the person that's
Speaker 1: going to be on the next or they won't.
Speaker 3: And that's the problem of life, true, and the heartbreak
Speaker 3: of constantly tumble in obscurity and struggle to pay their red.
Speaker 1: And maybe with a little bit of alcoholism like I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Or they'll be just cut short of us quickly
Speaker 3: and some horrible accident.
Speaker 4: But they were so gifted.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll get pregnant and then they'll just move away
Speaker 1: to just like just to Nevada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then you got to cross your fingers that
Speaker 3: one day your kid will pay the bills and you
Speaker 3: can live vicariously through them.
Speaker 1: Make them a baby model and make them earn their key.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite Minster show line. We were sitting on
Speaker 4: a money bag with teeth. Describe the kid for.
Speaker 1: Those the baby uh oh, maybe the beauty pageant one.
Speaker 3: Baby beauty pageant. Yeah, they put makeup on the sonograms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they pronounced in utero beauty pageant.
Speaker 4: They can't wait to be born. They come out with
Speaker 4: such confidence.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Well, we're describing YouTube videos and old mister show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good podcasting, it is. We don't have to
Speaker 1: pick one. There's a lot of people. They really pin
Speaker 1: themselves in. They go, oh, I'm only going to describe
Speaker 1: one type of video one TV show right right in truth.
Speaker 1: If you do like Chris and I, you can sit
Speaker 1: here now, I'd like to go into some BBC historical
Speaker 1: dramas to describe, right. Okay, So it starts out there's
Speaker 1: this maid cooking in the kitchen. Her hands are red
Speaker 1: with work.
Speaker 4: Incomes a powdered wig man.
Speaker 1: He says, cook this quickly.
Speaker 4: Yes we did. We could I discern his accent. He's
Speaker 4: that mysterious.
Speaker 1: Coolnase. I'm from England. I'm going two weeks.
Speaker 3: Did I ever tell you how I won the first time?
Speaker 3: I was in a comedy contest. I got to the
Speaker 3: finals by putting on four wigs. I had a huge,
Speaker 3: curly afro and I found I searched for them, but
Speaker 3: I found four identical wigs and.
Speaker 4: I just had them all stacked up.
Speaker 3: And so after a joke, I'd be like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I can't lie to you people.
Speaker 4: I'm not who you think I am.
Speaker 3: And I pulled and then there'd be another hair and
Speaker 3: they laughed at it once, but when it kept happening,
Speaker 3: and then at the end.
Speaker 4: It was my real hair.
Speaker 3: I had accidentally tapped into some new form of entertainment
Speaker 3: that makes people stand and they were like, that.
Speaker 4: Was the best magic trick ever or something.
Speaker 1: I don't you got a standing ovation for it. I
Speaker 1: remember a.
Speaker 3: Look on my face like, no, no, no, there is
Speaker 3: a article and the Austin Statesman, the wig, the Great
Speaker 3: Wig trip.
Speaker 1: Wait that part's a lie, right, No.
Speaker 4: I used to be in the paper a lot in Austin.
Speaker 3: I was a boy for your wigs for other things
Speaker 3: just animation, voiceovers, uh uh.
Speaker 4: Mural painting. No, I'm not kidding. I know that I
Speaker 4: sound like him. False you had always, but it really was.
Speaker 1: In the paper yes.
Speaker 3: It was mentioned in an article about comedy and this
Speaker 3: guy you might remember from the wig thing if you
Speaker 3: went to the finals of the Funniest.
Speaker 4: Person in Austin.
Speaker 1: Now, that must have been in the nineties, because a
Speaker 1: white guy wearing an afro is problematic to begin with.
Speaker 3: I had no it was My real hair was a big,
Speaker 3: curly browne oh afro.
Speaker 4: These wigs were so that was almost the payoff. They
Speaker 4: looked like yes.
Speaker 3: So the payoff at the end was my actual hair
Speaker 3: looked like looked like that. And when it finally got
Speaker 3: down to it and it was like sweaty and matted down,
Speaker 3: They're like, wait a minute, I get it now.
Speaker 4: I always like that.
Speaker 3: I like the someone wearing several pairs of pants is
Speaker 3: here to take them off. There's another pair of pants. Yep, sunglasses,
Speaker 3: over and over. It's our favorite naked gun track.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful. Well, but I think with yours, with the
Speaker 1: wig element, it's that you, the audience. By the fourth
Speaker 1: wig goes, he prepared so much for us, he cares
Speaker 1: so much about our entertainment.
Speaker 4: And all I did is go wig shopping.
Speaker 1: Yep. And it matters. It means something, and it matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I need to start preparing more, at
Speaker 3: least at least dressed nicely.
Speaker 4: Or I care that I'm here.
Speaker 1: Yes, My thing is, if I did go back, I
Speaker 1: would try to hate the audience a little bit less.
Speaker 4: Right, I mean, at least I could do.
Speaker 3: You know what I've done so you don't have to
Speaker 3: do that is just focus.
Speaker 1: On writing actually good jokes.
Speaker 3: No no acting like acting like you have great jokes,
Speaker 3: acting like you you're happy when you aren't.
Speaker 4: I'm very mad.
Speaker 3: Like just a handful of years ago, people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can tell you we're happy with that. And now
Speaker 3: when I get off stage and I'm like, fuck this
Speaker 3: fuck comedy.
Speaker 4: I hate those people.
Speaker 3: They're like, what you were having so much fun? I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm getting good pretending thing.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that's funny because that's when you did.
Speaker 1: You ran your special at the Dynasty Typewriter, and Lizzie
Speaker 1: went to it and she was telling me that she
Speaker 1: was like so blown away and then afterwards you were
Speaker 1: like an this and that, and she was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is happening? Like she completely had that experience
Speaker 1: because she loved your set so much.
Speaker 4: Oh she but she she gets it.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, true, and I want everyone to get it
Speaker 3: and they don't always.
Speaker 1: That's true sometimes, but you don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 3: But a lot of the actual taping I actually got
Speaker 3: off and I was like, I think that went well,
Speaker 3: and I like these people, and so.
Speaker 4: That's a good fun that's a great sign.
Speaker 3: The funny thing is, though, I'll watch it later and
Speaker 3: be like, wait a minute, I did better on this
Speaker 3: night that I was furious, and then here's a night
Speaker 3: that I thought I did great, and I'm like, being
Speaker 3: a weirdo, you know what I mean. It just depends
Speaker 3: on whatever chemicals are bouncing around and your rods and cones.
Speaker 1: That's very up in your eyes. It's very true. But
Speaker 1: there's also the element of that's how I used to
Speaker 1: write jokes, is what do I hate? And I get
Speaker 1: really mad at it and write out my feelings. And
Speaker 1: then when I would just get on stata, just pretend
Speaker 1: like I was making fun of it as opposed to
Speaker 1: being angry. That used to be on my trick of
Speaker 1: joke writing, just like what actually infuriates me, and then
Speaker 1: just like basically rip it apart and pretend I don't care.
Speaker 4: Oh, right, well, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: But you know what I think it is, it's like
Speaker 1: passion as long as you're keyed up about something good
Speaker 1: or bad. That's conveyed when you do comedy, and then
Speaker 1: people feel it and like it and get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, And that's my theory. I don't do.
Speaker 4: Comedy, Yes you do.
Speaker 3: I mean just because you're taking a little stand up break,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have that itch, but you won't have time
Speaker 3: because of your band.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: What if I write you gotta started, I gotta start
Speaker 3: sub pop type band. I mean, I already have the
Speaker 3: sound envisioned, very sleeterer pornograph, new pornographer, Sleeter Kinney kind
Speaker 3: of you could do it, okay, and I could play
Speaker 3: the symbols or.
Speaker 1: Or the fucking trombone. That's my impression of you doing
Speaker 1: mouth horn.
Speaker 3: It's amazing how many people don't know that you're saying malthorn.
Speaker 4: They thought you were saying now horn.
Speaker 1: There's a couple there's been a couple of people who
Speaker 1: have h let me know, there was one guy who
Speaker 1: is like basically pointed out exactly the spot where I
Speaker 1: fucked up in that song, which, of course drives me
Speaker 1: crazy every time I hear it, because I.
Speaker 4: Just don't where did you fuck up?
Speaker 1: When I when I say malthhorn, I don't change the chord.
Speaker 1: I'm playing like I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: That's because we did not plan it, right. If we
Speaker 3: were in a booth at that dude's house, right, and
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe I'll just come in and annoyingly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it wasn't part of your song, no, but so get
Speaker 3: off our ass and if it doesn't sound right, clean the.
Speaker 4: Shit out of your ears.
Speaker 1: He only meant it. I think he honestly meant it,
Speaker 1: like he likes the song so much that he listened
Speaker 1: to it enough to go and I noticed you dropped
Speaker 1: that thing whatever.
Speaker 4: It was a crime. Right.
Speaker 3: Every time someone says something specific, it's to reveal that
Speaker 3: they like or are paying close enough attention to notice
Speaker 3: that specific thing. Except we're like, wait, what do you like?
Speaker 3: I'm I am very conscious of that. I'm repeating stories.
Speaker 3: And there's a girl out there on Twitter that said
Speaker 3: that she feels responsible because she mentioned it.
Speaker 1: Oh she's not alone that you are. There's many people
Speaker 1: over He is right, and my feelings are hurting.
Speaker 4: It has nothing to do with you all right.
Speaker 1: You're just one of many. I also think that sometimes
Speaker 1: we a lot of people have learned bad habits on
Speaker 1: social media. What the fun? Very old, very old, Sorry, sir.
Speaker 4: You're on your way to your resting place.
Speaker 1: He's driving himself to his own funeral.
Speaker 4: He should at least have a procession.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, sir.
Speaker 4: What if you're driving yourself to your own funeral? And
Speaker 4: all the polars.
Speaker 3: When you're like triplets and it's your pretty siblings that
Speaker 3: are identical twins.
Speaker 4: And what and it's a comedy?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Are you driving separately? Are you dying together?
Speaker 3: Just bunch old guys following each other to three plots?
Speaker 1: Oh they're all die Okay, they're all gotta got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I no, you wrote that I had them all as
Speaker 4: Paul bearers, but a monologuous.
Speaker 1: Now listen, Chase Bank is probably pretty evil, as most
Speaker 1: banks are, but.
Speaker 4: God likes to be chased.
Speaker 1: This one in Burbank is gorgeous. Stephen, can you catch
Speaker 1: the front of this, yes, Chase Bank?
Speaker 4: Is that a Frank Lloyd Webber house?
Speaker 1: It's it is literally glittering gold in the sunlight.
Speaker 4: I mean that belongs in Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's so gorgeous. Also, there's this beautiful sculpture on the front.
Speaker 3: It looks like an end table, a new end table
Speaker 3: in the oval office.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is.
Speaker 4: It's like a trumpy side piece.
Speaker 1: It looks like a Greek housewife's dream building.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: It is very Greek, isn't it Greek?
Speaker 4: I remember the time we fell in.
Speaker 3: Up Michael Jackson going to That's pretty much what he does.
Speaker 3: It sounds like I was going off the scat script, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes bab it up.
Speaker 1: That's right, And that's right before all the Egyptians start dancing.
Speaker 4: Yes, right, and that isn't Greek.
Speaker 3: That's Egyptian and Egyptian so similar styles, similar hair, gold claw.
Speaker 4: You know, break class and you put it next to
Speaker 4: each other like moasakh.
Speaker 1: Mos.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just Burbank high School. What do you know
Speaker 3: about it?
Speaker 1: Ho co Their mascots are the fighting ike is sorry,
Speaker 1: that's a joke you do on my favorite murder. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't cross a path.
Speaker 4: You always should cross promote.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, because that's a fun thing we do. If
Speaker 1: we ever mention a high school in our story, Georgia
Speaker 1: and I. We make the other person say what the
Speaker 1: mascot of that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: And then the person has to say it as fast
Speaker 1: as they can so they come out really stupid.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a fun game.
Speaker 1: It's a very fun game.
Speaker 4: Well, I want to play that game. I didn't know
Speaker 4: about that game. I just played it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, but you were on the wrong side. Okay, ready,
Speaker 1: Burbon High School? What do you know about Bourbon High School?
Speaker 4: We already did that. Oh what do you mean, what
Speaker 4: do I know?
Speaker 1: Would you know the mascot?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the mascot. Sure, they're the dueling Barnicholes.
Speaker 1: See, I think I've done Barticle before. Isn't it good?
Speaker 3: Dueling Barnacles that I just, of course want to say
Speaker 3: Van Joe's and what comes next in the word list.
Speaker 1: The Barnicles right after two?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want I know PQR.
Speaker 1: Oh you know where we can't go. I've subconsciously driven
Speaker 1: us back by the haunted House.
Speaker 4: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: What is the story with those It's suburban high school hangout?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I had that. I had that.
Speaker 1: They all drove around in that grocery cart for a while.
Speaker 1: That got boring. Now they're sitting on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4: You know, back in the day, those kids would be smoking.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, oh no, stop time for me.
Speaker 4: I guess no one's cool anymore.
Speaker 1: No one's cool, No one's edgy. Everybody's friends. There's no bullying.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they pass the time.
Speaker 3: I ever tell you about my friend Eric who he
Speaker 3: got his job broken, and as someone punched him.
Speaker 4: In the hallways, his friend like, just hit him too hard.
Speaker 3: But that's terrible Montana. That's what you do during lunchatter. Okay,
Speaker 3: So as John was wired shut and later that week
Speaker 3: he got hit by a car.
Speaker 4: What at the chair.
Speaker 3: We were all hanging out at the hangout across the
Speaker 3: street from school, and another one of his friends jokingly
Speaker 3: was going to stop close to him, and his brakes
Speaker 3: didn't wear and he rolled over the hood and he
Speaker 3: had his jaw. He was a cool kid and everyone
Speaker 3: liked him. But no, he didn't get injured. It's just like, man,
Speaker 3: this guy's having a bad week. We weren't even like
Speaker 3: super close, but I just remembered. I will always remember
Speaker 3: how that guy had a bad week. Cut to me
Speaker 3: and Sacramento opening for Daniel Tasha and I was on
Speaker 3: stage and I was drunk. This I think I've told
Speaker 3: before because I fell off stage.
Speaker 4: And I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Then the step up to the stage. There it is?
Speaker 1: That is it?
Speaker 4: It isn't There's so many hanted houses. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: This isn't it. No, it looks like we.
Speaker 1: Don't trust Chris.
Speaker 4: There's a few of them.
Speaker 1: Also, we drove by one even earlier that I was like,
Speaker 1: it's too soon, But I thought that was the haunted house. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm gonna go around.
Speaker 4: Somebody haunted houses. It is, Yeah, I think it is
Speaker 4: to the right.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I'm on stage and it's not going well, and
Speaker 3: I up front. I'm nowhere near Missoula, Montana. But he's
Speaker 3: sitting right up front, this guy that looked just like
Speaker 3: Derek and I, but it had been years, you know.
Speaker 3: So I said, are you from Missoula? And he was
Speaker 3: like nope, nope, and he shook his head and I'm
Speaker 3: like oh, And then there's just this weird moment hanging
Speaker 3: in the air. So I had to try and do
Speaker 3: something with it. It's like, oh, you look like this
Speaker 3: guy that he's the guy. Didn't guy his jog got
Speaker 3: broken and he got hit by a car. Like in
Speaker 3: the same day. I hated that guy. I was happy
Speaker 3: it happened, and he looks just like you, and it
Speaker 3: kind of gotta laugh.
Speaker 4: He's not someone I don't hate.
Speaker 3: Then after the show he comes up, he's like, hey, Chris,
Speaker 3: it was him.
Speaker 1: Oh he just he just said it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't him, And I was like, okay, hold on, I
Speaker 3: when I said all that stuff, I of course was
Speaker 3: not happy. That was just bad him. Yes, But his
Speaker 3: wife was like had her arms crossed. She's like, I
Speaker 3: don't like this guy and it was Jesus. But then
Speaker 3: it turns out he likes comedy and he has a
Speaker 3: job where he moves around. I saw him in Denver
Speaker 3: after that. He brought a bunch of people. Oh that's
Speaker 3: why he ended up.
Speaker 1: He wasn't mad at.
Speaker 4: He wasn't mad at.
Speaker 1: He knew.
Speaker 4: He knew that I didn't not like him, even though
Speaker 4: I said, your job up broken and I was happy,
Speaker 4: Where is this house?
Speaker 1: I went up the same street. Sorry, it's okay, my bad.
Speaker 4: No, it's hard to drive and do things. You're so
Speaker 4: good at it.
Speaker 3: By the way, I feel safe when you're driving well, good.
Speaker 3: You never make you know, people are scared. When I'm driving,
Speaker 3: I'm in control. But if I had to also do
Speaker 3: anything else other than.
Speaker 1: Sing, that's that's how it is for boys. Though you're
Speaker 1: not good at multitasking.
Speaker 4: It's true. Did I make that up or is it known?
Speaker 1: It's known. It's women can multitasking. We have to because
Speaker 1: we have children, so you have to be able to.
Speaker 1: But men have to hyper focus, right.
Speaker 3: And it's in this It's gonna sound sexist, but it's
Speaker 3: also why women more often have a shattered cell phone.
Speaker 4: Something else came up.
Speaker 1: And they just drop it in a panic.
Speaker 4: I never am.
Speaker 3: I never have either, because I just focus on one
Speaker 3: thing and the second thing comes up, I lay down
Speaker 3: and give up.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's right over. It's total overwhelmed.
Speaker 4: Tolly, Why I spit? I don't have a baby. Oh
Speaker 4: you'll get one, get one somehow.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, oh, I was just going
Speaker 1: to give some props because my driving inspiration is a
Speaker 1: woman named Anne Benedetti, who drove our carpool. We carpooled
Speaker 1: with the Benedetti family and a couple other families, but
Speaker 1: the Benedetti is the most cons the Bendetti's. They're the best.
Speaker 4: The name the name I mean and say it real good.
Speaker 1: Benedetti Benedetti and Anne Bennadetti would drive. They had a
Speaker 1: Dodge Cake car station wagon. They come pick us up
Speaker 1: every morning. She always had a cup of coffee in
Speaker 1: this hand, in her right hand, and she could. She
Speaker 1: drove real kind of like well paced and with a
Speaker 1: cup of full cup of coffee in her hand and
Speaker 1: never spilled it once. Never, And it was in a
Speaker 1: mug because they didn't used to.
Speaker 3: It took them till like the nineties to make a
Speaker 3: mug for having in a car. Yes, like, okay, we
Speaker 3: people are doing this, we get to.
Speaker 4: Cater to it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: And because she was kind of she was a real
Speaker 1: hippie in the sixties, and so she had like a
Speaker 1: mug that looks like she made it herself in her
Speaker 1: own kiln.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's I wish I had a kiln.
Speaker 1: You'll get a kiln. Baby comes.
Speaker 4: My mom would wait, come on, stork fly by me.
Speaker 3: My mom used to always just give me a ride
Speaker 3: to school and hand me her coffee. And it was
Speaker 3: scalding hot and it was an irregular mug and I
Speaker 3: just splashing all I just show up to school.
Speaker 4: You riddled in coffee and I wore white every day,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Because you had that bakery job before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, anything to make ends meet.
Speaker 1: Chris was a child baker bakery.
Speaker 4: I painted anything.
Speaker 1: Well, you can you take sorry to interrupt you. Can
Speaker 1: you take a picture of these palm trees? Why is
Speaker 1: this so beautiful? It's like it's it looks like we're
Speaker 1: in bel air all of a sudden, and this is like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, slashdal.
Speaker 4: This is really cool.
Speaker 1: Look at it.
Speaker 3: Pretty Yes, running the conflict gondlet. It's like being at
Speaker 3: a navy wedding. You just drive right through the procession.
Speaker 1: But sorry to interrupt you, because your mom making you
Speaker 1: hold it like the reason you can drive and drink
Speaker 1: and drink is because you know when you're going to break.
Speaker 4: She had a shifter car.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, everyone in mind.
Speaker 4: And I grew up with shifter cars.
Speaker 1: I did. My dad always had a bull time.
Speaker 3: And now you can't even buy one if you want,
Speaker 3: and I do want one. I wanted a standard transmission. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want them to make a new one. I want to.
Speaker 3: I like shifting, I do. I enjoy it, and then
Speaker 3: less it's expected of you. I can just have my
Speaker 3: phone say I'm driving right now. It requires all my hands.
Speaker 3: I'm not an octopus unless you're starting a.
Speaker 1: Bit, and then you basically then you send a video
Speaker 1: pull of yourself pulling two halves of a coconut around here.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, well there was I did. There was a guy.
Speaker 3: He was more than autistic, but whatever he lacked inability
Speaker 3: to interact with humans, he could play eight people at
Speaker 3: once at chess.
Speaker 1: Oh shit.
Speaker 4: So he was called the Octopus.
Speaker 3: And he'd go around town and kind of be rude
Speaker 3: to people, and he was kind of scary, a tall,
Speaker 3: scary looking man, but he was the octopus. And I
Speaker 3: did t shirts of him and it was of an
Speaker 3: octopus with his face and his glasses, his botentacle strangling,
Speaker 3: sucking the life out of a chess opponent.
Speaker 1: And did he love it?
Speaker 4: He loved it.
Speaker 3: I bet he did, because he's like he's never been
Speaker 3: seen as strong or overpowering to people.
Speaker 1: Well, and also I bet he's to get credit, you know,
Speaker 1: when like to have a a syndrome like that, whatever
Speaker 1: the correct wording is was autistic. Yeah, yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: like it cuts off communication. It's easy to offend people.
Speaker 1: You don't know why, blah blah blah. It's tough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I bet you. It's like that's a really amazing
Speaker 1: connection where he's like, oh, people do like.
Speaker 4: Me anyway, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: He was kind of rude to people, but in Missoula
Speaker 3: people were able to you know, he had his own
Speaker 3: coffee brew and it was.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, to push his brew. It's the kind he
Speaker 4: drinks like people.
Speaker 3: And that was the case with a lot of the
Speaker 3: homeless people in Missoula too.
Speaker 4: They were characters in town. There was Tommy the Leprechaun.
Speaker 3: He'd play He'd dressed like a leprechaun, of course, and
Speaker 3: they played guitar and he'd do open mics. But back
Speaker 3: in the old days, he would crawl into foxholes and
Speaker 3: murder the enemy. So he had some demons, you know,
Speaker 3: and then one day he would always mean.
Speaker 4: That's the part of mid nineties.
Speaker 3: That skateboarding movie that Jonah Hill made that I loved,
Speaker 3: that almost made me cry, is that it showed that
Speaker 3: side of skateboarding where you're out in the streets skating
Speaker 3: spots and you're the one interacting with these sometimes unstable
Speaker 3: and we were friends with him. There was the reverend,
Speaker 3: this guy whose wife died years ago and he ever
Speaker 3: since that day was standing on a street corner yelling
Speaker 3: about fire and we're all gonna burn.
Speaker 4: He'd just be like, burn, fire, burn.
Speaker 3: He seemed like a But then you'd stop and talk
Speaker 3: to him and he'd be like, beautiful day, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Oh, don't you you doing any like? He was so nice.
Speaker 3: It is I And there was another guy waiting for
Speaker 3: spaceship at the at the at the TV station. He
Speaker 3: wore so many suits. He was just a bulky. He
Speaker 3: was dressed for winter and it would be the middle
Speaker 3: of summer. It's like the only African American guy is.
Speaker 3: It's such a white town. And he was just for
Speaker 3: years he sat there waiting and you'd ask him what
Speaker 3: he was waiting for, and he says, a spaceship. Oh,
Speaker 3: and I have this skateboard that I did way back
Speaker 3: in the day that had all these guys running out
Speaker 3: of town as it was being attacked by strips of
Speaker 3: bacon because my friend's name was Chris Bacon.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, and it still is. He's still with us.
Speaker 1: Thank god. He didn't get bit to buy a spaceship.
Speaker 3: No but I just it's it's in a small town,
Speaker 3: you know, you know, like in Mayberry or whatever, the
Speaker 3: town drunk everyone knows his name and they throw him
Speaker 3: in jail every night. It's kind of the cool thing
Speaker 3: about small towns. Yeah, Whereas here in Venice or in
Speaker 3: la in general, if it's if someone is quirky like that,
Speaker 3: it means that they might kill you.
Speaker 1: It's very unforgiving and well and also in this town,
Speaker 1: people come here. I'm sure it's really hard to be
Speaker 1: homeless obviously, no matter what. But in bucking Montana, where
Speaker 1: it's like sub zero temperatures all winter long, whereas people
Speaker 1: come here because you can live in California outside all
Speaker 1: year round and not have an impact you the same way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a friend I'm.
Speaker 1: An expert on homelessness and migration.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, it's just something we all deal with.
Speaker 3: And I you know, there's so many different kinds. Like
Speaker 3: someone quoted it the other day when you said shredded
Speaker 3: from life when there's a really rip. There is a
Speaker 3: guy I know that tech He is homeless. It's because
Speaker 3: of a divorce. But he designed some shopping app and
Speaker 3: he was trying to get investors in it, but he
Speaker 3: lives in his car. Wow, and he is a young
Speaker 3: of like personal trainer equinox guy.
Speaker 4: But he can't make enough to have a place.
Speaker 1: Shit, I know, that's terrible.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe one day I'll mention that website of his
Speaker 3: because it was a really neat idea and it had
Speaker 3: all that it was like.
Speaker 4: A meeting place for all these different brands.
Speaker 3: But here's and he's like, was asking me if we
Speaker 3: talked about him, Like, well, that's.
Speaker 4: Not how it works. We actually have people that do that.
Speaker 4: But if I knew it. Right now we're on the topic. Ya,
Speaker 4: I gotta plug works.
Speaker 1: The plug where you never give the plug, you like
Speaker 1: tease to it. It's someday we're going to reveal.
Speaker 3: It's the sprinkle of the black sprinkles on a bald
Speaker 3: spot of I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: No one else has to know.
Speaker 1: No, that's your secret, and then it will be revealed
Speaker 1: in the upcoming Yes, and we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Have an episode also where I finish all of these
Speaker 3: sentences I start.
Speaker 4: And don't end.
Speaker 1: It's called cliffhangers, and it works and soap operas and
Speaker 1: it works on this.
Speaker 4: Podcast and it works as Sylvester Stallone Movies. Cool.
Speaker 1: I will say this, and I know I've said this
Speaker 1: to you already, but my mom heardted the homeless problem
Speaker 1: in this country when they when Ronald Weggan shut down
Speaker 1: all the mental health facilities. That's where all this all
Speaker 1: those people used to get taken care of by the
Speaker 1: state or the federal government, depending and there was we
Speaker 1: used to provide for people who couldn't help themselves. And yes,
Speaker 1: Ronald Wigan just stripped all that out. And that's why
Speaker 1: it's such a problem. And you can't arrest people out
Speaker 1: of mental illness. You can't. You can't just ignore them
Speaker 1: and negate them. They're still there. So like that whole
Speaker 1: thing where people are like, oh this person, you know,
Speaker 1: it made me uncomfortable on the street, and it's like,
Speaker 1: that's right, because that person needs care and medicine and
Speaker 1: help and needs to be overseen. And I want and
Speaker 1: you can't just not do that for people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really want.
Speaker 3: I imagine this show that I did with Oprah. She'd
Speaker 3: be my co host and when we would go, but
Speaker 3: you actually medic find find a way to medical like
Speaker 3: so many of homeless people, I think if they just
Speaker 3: have medication, all of a sudden, they have their life together.
Speaker 3: Some people need chemicals, they need medication. But then the
Speaker 3: problem with my TV show is that at the end,
Speaker 3: when well, okay, cut, get that bottle of pills from them,
Speaker 3: see you later, you'll be left. How do you maintain
Speaker 3: that kind of care? But the most every other almost
Speaker 3: person I see, I can tell that there's a mental
Speaker 3: illness issue. It's very rarely like, oh I just can't
Speaker 3: stop drinking or whatever, that's why you're drinking, or.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's self medication.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's really it's very didn't. I don't think
Speaker 3: Ronald Reagan gets enough credit for having done that.
Speaker 1: For just stripping out the basic human care.
Speaker 3: Not to mention those trade tariffs, not to mention beans.
Speaker 4: I'd rather I didn't mention those.
Speaker 1: Jelly beans and keep them to myself.
Speaker 4: Oh thank you.
Speaker 3: Karen does a really nice thing where when Elina's read,
Speaker 3: she puts her hand in front of me because she
Speaker 3: thinks I'm a book bag.
Speaker 4: Oh easy, you're a bag of cansuit.
Speaker 1: You spill all those pencils every time. What are you
Speaker 1: if not a book bag? A human book bag?
Speaker 3: You slam on the bricks and a ruler and a
Speaker 3: pencil sharpener, fly out of my.
Speaker 1: Mouth and a note one of those deep.
Speaker 4: Yees, pick one, now, pick a color, one of those.
Speaker 1: You're going to have a baby with the boys. It's
Speaker 1: next to you in seventh grade?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: It was always I don't know, Steven, do you know
Speaker 1: what those things are called?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Described it again?
Speaker 3: Oh it's that little puzzle while you put Yeah, this guy.
Speaker 4: I thought it was called mash, but it's not. That's
Speaker 4: the house, mansion, shack.
Speaker 1: That's right. You're gonna marry see Thomas Howell live in
Speaker 1: a shack, have eight children? That Those are my favorite word.
Speaker 1: We be like, oh, I don't want to be married
Speaker 1: to that guy in a shack?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Can we have a nice house?
Speaker 3: What's the what's the only reason to be married to
Speaker 3: see Thomas Hell? Are you suggesting and one day he's
Speaker 3: going to stop getting acting work?
Speaker 1: Why would he live in a shack? What are you
Speaker 1: telling you?
Speaker 3: You're trying to tell me, see Thomas Hell from the Outsiders,
Speaker 3: from the hit that just came out soul Man, that
Speaker 3: that guy is one day going to become undesirable to Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, which actually, interestingly, he does live in. No, it's
Speaker 1: not true. He was on south Land. He does very
Speaker 1: well from so oh okay.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, see Thomas Hell. If you're a listener, I
Speaker 3: need to forget sometimes that some of these celebs are listening. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a ton they sometimes the entire cast of the
Speaker 3: Outsiders listen.
Speaker 4: Start this. My god, I would die.
Speaker 1: I would never stop screaming. I had your posters. Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening.
Speaker 3: It's such an I just just that Stay Gold Stevie
Speaker 3: Wonder song to Me still puts me in a trance.
Speaker 4: So it just reminds me of a specific day when
Speaker 4: I was a.
Speaker 1: Kid almost And so when saw that movie.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I just loved that movie so much.
Speaker 1: It was a good movie. I told you how Samaine
Speaker 1: Rosolalez ruined it for me, right, No, I'm sure I did.
Speaker 1: She was a girl I went to junior high in
Speaker 1: high school with, oh okay, and she was a bit
Speaker 1: of a She was a bully because she had like
Speaker 1: her sister was also Well, no, that's not true. Renee
Speaker 1: was actually really nice. Well, it was just like she
Speaker 1: was kind of a tough girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like tough tif did she have a personalized
Speaker 3: license plate.
Speaker 4: Things?
Speaker 1: But we went to the like nine o'clock showing of
Speaker 1: the Outsiders, and this is the weekend it came out,
Speaker 1: and she had been at like the seven o'clock showing.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So we went in and side down and it was
Speaker 1: all these kids were just still in the movie theater
Speaker 1: and she was coming up the aisle and she was
Speaker 1: like hey, and I go oh hey, and she leans
Speaker 1: over and goes, Johnny.
Speaker 4: What's like an evil villain?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. I thinking of it now though, it's
Speaker 1: the fucking funniest thing. Like it's such a ruiny, shitty thing,
Speaker 1: but it's also hilarious to do, to be.
Speaker 4: A funny to do to a stranger.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. I was, but I was devastated
Speaker 1: at the time. But now that I look back on it,
Speaker 1: I think it's fucking genius.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's uh. That's where I got my Macintosh dies.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of stuff there. I've bought so
Speaker 1: many power chords there.
Speaker 3: They're helpful, the mac on the corner of all of
Speaker 3: and Tye stuff.
Speaker 1: Every time I've gone to Melrose mac the person has
Speaker 1: been a lovely human being, very helpful, and they always
Speaker 1: try to go, oh, this is kind of expensive. Do
Speaker 1: you want us to get a different one?
Speaker 3: Let me figure this out. Let me go into my workshop.
Speaker 3: You should just replenish. Let me also recycling devices as important. Yeah,
Speaker 3: care you know where they they they'll just kick your
Speaker 3: ass out the door, the regular Max door.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think that this was going to be
Speaker 4: a pro Mac thing.
Speaker 1: No, no, because that's not the case.
Speaker 4: Max stores make me want to buy a del this
Speaker 4: new album. I'm sorry a deal, but I'm I'm sorry
Speaker 4: with since I am, I am sorry for some of
Speaker 4: my jokes. They're very good? Is it four forty six?
Speaker 1: Oh we're perfect?
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of Max.
Speaker 3: At four point fifteen, I am going to pick up
Speaker 3: a MacBook Pro that my friend.
Speaker 4: Is giving me. Nice and I could draw on it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so excited. That's because that
Speaker 3: computer I got there. It's so funny. They certain programs
Speaker 3: like Photoshop and everything. You now have to subscribe to
Speaker 3: them and pay a monthly fee. So I have this
Speaker 3: pirated version from ten years ago that in order to
Speaker 3: support it, I have to have an expired old environment
Speaker 3: on a brand new computer. So I have a new
Speaker 3: computer with a ten year old environment. Just have my
Speaker 3: old photoshop anyway, this is so boring. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 3: this MacBook Pro. I'm telling everyone this because it's going
Speaker 3: to change my life and I'm going to be a
Speaker 3: happier person when I podcast.
Speaker 1: You better be, you know. I'm filled with the rane.
Speaker 1: Uh everybody? Yeah quick, and look at this is the
Speaker 1: new Chick fil A, No matter your politics. Yeah, Chick
Speaker 1: fil A can be a pretty good sandwich.
Speaker 3: Oh No, I don't even care for it, and I
Speaker 3: root for it coming up because I know how many
Speaker 3: people I know.
Speaker 4: Will be happy. Yeah, people freak out about and you
Speaker 4: know the secret.
Speaker 3: They have like twenty different sauces that people go ape
Speaker 3: shit over. There's so many different sauces. It almost made
Speaker 3: me laugh when I first went in.
Speaker 1: How many sauces?
Speaker 4: Oh? Over a dozen.
Speaker 1: Oh. I always thought it was like honey mustard ranch.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'd pick your There's many different, subtly different ranches.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's Southwestern share, northeastern.
Speaker 4: Parts of the Indian ranch with crap. They have curry ranch.
Speaker 1: Southeast Asian ranch that has a little bit of mango
Speaker 1: and some lemon grass in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's and then they put all this effort into
Speaker 3: that and then when it comes down to it, the sandwich.
Speaker 4: Itself is just a slam of chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing because it's actual chicken. My thing is, look,
Speaker 1: they're they're overtly anti gay. Fuck them, Oh they don't
Speaker 1: go there.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was like a thing that kicked up. But
Speaker 1: I had a bunch of friends who said to me
Speaker 1: who were who were like, I'm not not going to
Speaker 1: eat there because there's lots of places that are like that, Like, uh,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't name things I don't know, but they're like,
Speaker 1: you don't know the politics.
Speaker 4: Which corporations are racist?
Speaker 1: Safely there.
Speaker 4: Mouths.
Speaker 1: But essentially, once one person said that to me, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's fine, but yeah whatever, I mean,
Speaker 1: they really came out strong and crazy against gay people,
Speaker 1: So please negate any positivity you might be interpreting from
Speaker 1: right drive by, I was just kind of reading Albertson's.
Speaker 3: Is nazis The point is we, yeah, you should be
Speaker 3: able to eat there. It's not then your job on
Speaker 3: behalf of all gay people that you can't go to
Speaker 3: Chick fil A now, or you're a trader what everyone
Speaker 3: should eat their Chick fil A.
Speaker 1: I'm brog that's not the message.
Speaker 4: Joke is on them. I'm enjoying your sandwich.
Speaker 3: I had a McDonald yesterday and I hadn't had it
Speaker 3: for years, but I was driving from Mammoth.
Speaker 4: It's a long drive. I'm just like, I got to
Speaker 4: take care of this.
Speaker 3: And uh, would you get a burn with sugar?
Speaker 4: And I could chase that right away.
Speaker 3: Sure, pickles that I think had pickle flavor injected onto them,
Speaker 3: and the hottest ketchup who oh.
Speaker 1: I like just hot.
Speaker 3: They make this burger and immediately put the ketchup on,
Speaker 3: so by the time it's yeah, it's like microwaved ketchup.
Speaker 4: Did not enjoy the sandwich is.
Speaker 1: Was it a cheeseburger? Was it a big mac like
Speaker 1: quarter pounder?
Speaker 4: Okay, cheese? Yeah? I did not enjoy it. Gave me
Speaker 4: a stomach ache.
Speaker 1: It's not good, but I eat it like I'll eat
Speaker 1: it because it's so bad.
Speaker 3: I ate it so quickly that it was fulfilling something
Speaker 3: other than my taste. It was like a drought, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can quit whenever I want. I basically snorted a
Speaker 3: line of of burger.
Speaker 1: At that place too. I feel like I'm using the
Speaker 1: other food just to get to the fries. It's like
Speaker 1: when when a guy's talking to you and you realize
Speaker 1: he's just trying to talk to your friend and you're
Speaker 1: just the gate keeper. It's that That's how I'm using
Speaker 1: that cheeseburger just to get to.
Speaker 4: Those I'm using the fries just to get to that ranch.
Speaker 1: I'll even you own a ranch.
Speaker 4: I do a dude ranch.
Speaker 3: It's all dudes, no cows, no animals, and no chick
Speaker 3: fil A.
Speaker 4: They're all no chick fil allowed. This is Jean.
Speaker 1: This is dude's only and pro dudes.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, I don't. I've never liked coleslaw. I've
Speaker 3: always thought Coleslaw was just a thinly veiled excuse to
Speaker 3: be drinking water mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: I really don't like coleslaw.
Speaker 4: No one does. It's gross, no one ever has.
Speaker 1: There's well, there's people who try to be like, now,
Speaker 1: this is the new version of Coleslaw where I put
Speaker 1: pineapple in a y. It's like, don't bother. It's fucking cabine.
Speaker 1: Just line your baskets with it. Cabbage should not be eaten.
Speaker 3: No, it's for soup during the time when people were
Speaker 3: otherwise eating a boot.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a good option from a boot. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: a boot the same, it's a Canadian bootlettuce.
Speaker 4: Oh cabbage, I mean Canadian boot lettuce.
Speaker 1: Go give me that fucking Canadian boot lettuce.
Speaker 3: No friends, door, neighbors up north, and you guys got
Speaker 3: some shitty snacks you Have you ever had.
Speaker 4: Ketchup flavored potato chips? Yeah? Oh, you can't get me
Speaker 4: vomiting more quickly?
Speaker 1: But have you ever had the Canadian kitcat, which is
Speaker 1: celeb I will celebrate.
Speaker 4: It's like a fancy it's fancier, right.
Speaker 1: The chocolate is like Cadbury chocolate. It's oh, super milk, beautiful,
Speaker 1: super milk, super milk.
Speaker 4: It's super milk chocolate.
Speaker 1: It isn't super milk. I guess it is super milk chocolate.
Speaker 1: Why go against you when the whole conversation is pro
Speaker 1: improv and I should be saying, Chris, not only is
Speaker 1: it super milk.
Speaker 4: I am flipping burgers, officer.
Speaker 1: Don't you throw your burger shoulder toward me? Let me
Speaker 1: in on this conversation.
Speaker 4: Oh god, this has been fun.
Speaker 1: Guys, We've done it again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have another NonStop.
Speaker 1: End.
Speaker 4: Let's thrill ride. That is the sound of each other talking.
Speaker 1: I feel like, are you drunk?
Speaker 4: There's gas lak.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's important for me to clarify right now. Sure,
Speaker 1: I do not stand behind chick fil as anti game policy.
Speaker 3: I see it was my bad improblem that I'm not
Speaker 3: making lie of Nazis. I also I shop at all
Speaker 3: at all, I almost at all Alzheimers. I shop at
Speaker 3: Alzheimer's either based in Boise, Idaho. But I do believe
Speaker 3: the Alberton family. There's some some shady business back in
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like these You can't get away from
Speaker 1: the shady business of a company's big enough. It's just
Speaker 1: what ends up happening. Right, People are shooting like videos
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so many feature films being shot on your streets.
Speaker 1: Very strange. Get out of here. We don't want your kind.
Speaker 1: He is at Army Hammer, Get out of your army.
Speaker 4: Just get out of here with that name.
Speaker 1: We're a Navy family.
Speaker 3: Did you know his family owns the Hammer Museum here
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles's dad.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's suffered a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he has had a lot of toughs at it. Well,
Speaker 4: this was fun, it was wonderful, good to see against Steven.
Speaker 1: Good to see Stephen. Thank you both for having mem
Speaker 1: h and for spending that hour, and thank you listeners
Speaker 1: and friends. We really appreciate your support. You've come through
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 4: Yes, more than once.
Speaker 1: I mean we really the numbers you're putting up, beautiful numbers.
Speaker 1: You're making us look amazing to our network. Exact it
Speaker 1: is your We're a breakout hits because of you, guys.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of big wigs bring bring them down
Speaker 3: our necks, and we're scared frankly, when you guys are
Speaker 3: making us feel better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're calming us down as we go into the
Speaker 1: boardroom where we're going to have to meet and say no,
Speaker 1: we did not accuse Albertsons of being Nazis.
Speaker 4: Right. Do we have another meeting this weekend at on Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we have to go watch them.
Speaker 4: We shall mentioned something about Apple podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Apple podcasts are communists.
Speaker 4: No, no, we are them.
Speaker 1: Listen to it. Listen to our podcast on Apple podcasts
Speaker 1: and wherever your Apple. We just did a whole fucking
Speaker 1: Apple plot.
Speaker 4: No, but it helped our numbers.
Speaker 3: My voices you've been listening to do you mean a
Speaker 3: ride see why N and.
Speaker 4: I leave in I.
Speaker 1: You wanna way back home? Either way we want to
Speaker 1: be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay ad.
Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle. You want to
Speaker 4: welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine.
Speaker 5: Now?
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