WEBVTT - “2014 BCS National Championship” with Bert Kreischer | Auburn vs. Florida State 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:04.320 Today we have Bert Kreischer please take my just for 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:10.040 a second, to talk about twenty fourteen DCS Championship Florida 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:11.920 State versus All Burners. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.560 I'll say this too. I've seen a lot of amazing games, 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:24.239 but without a doubt, this game stands out on the 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.440 largest level for me for so many reasons. One of 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:30.360 the greatest football games I've ever seen in my entire life. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.560 Game day, wake up early and Bong hits right away 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:38.600 as we pull into the Rose Bowl. I am beginning 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.440 to be as high as I've ever been in my 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.040 entire life. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.040 You look good. Do you do something with the shoulders? 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:53.199 You have really good shoulders. What Games with Names is 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:58.760 a production of iHeartRadio and Welcome to Games with Names 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:03.240 presented by I win Bet. And on today's episode, Boy, 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.120 did we have a special treat Jackie? Did we not? 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:06.840 Oh? 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:08.160 I think we gained a friend. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:14.759 We may have gained a friend, an actual friend, someone 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:20.760 that I could probably text. And we had Burt Kreischer 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:26.480 on here Boy to talk about the twenty fourteen last 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:31.200 and last, I mean by last BCS championship against Auburn 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:36.679 in Florida State, which Burke went to Florida State from 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:40.959 the Rose Bowl in the Rose Bowl of Pasadena. Still 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.000 haven't been there, live in La. Want to go so bad? 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:45.840 We should do a field trip Jack. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:47.000 Oh my god, I am there. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.320 Baby. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.960 He has so much insight on this, this this game. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:57.920 You're you're gonna be amazed. His crazy, fun filled day 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:04.560 party buses, party bus, best friends, other comedians. I mean, 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.040 the stories that this guy gives. This was a three 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.360 and a half Was this a two and a half 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:10.240 hour podcast? 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.160 I mean this could have had a two be continued 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:13.920 in it. This could have been a two parter. We 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.000 could have gone on for days. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:19.160 I mean, my my podcast coach told me, He's like, yeah, yeah, 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.240 you need to learn how to get out quicker, and 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.160 I was like, I couldn't. Burt just wanted to keep 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:27.560 going so fun. It was very fun. We get into 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:31.480 his life at FSU, which is I just learned as 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:35.079 an epic party school, and he is like Van Wilder, 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.079 who's based off of We Go in the Tails from 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.640 the Road as a stand up comic. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:42.080 No, those are wild. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.919 We also get into Tim Tebow and his circumcision skills. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.480 It's crazy what they let you do over in the Philippines. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:53.360 It's nuts. The magic of the Rose Bowl. 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Win bet is for all types 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:46.320 of betters, offering vigorous betting options and providing its players 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:51.200 with a five star experience. All right, well, Jackie, you 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.040 ready for this episode. Let's go, Let's do it. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:04:00.680 January sixth, twenty fourteen, Rose pol Stadium, Passidina, calif. 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:06.080 Auburn First, Florida State, Destiny First. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:13.520 Perfection Down, four seventeen seconds left. Jameis Winston drops back. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:19.640 This is the twenty fourteen BCS National Championship. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:27.480 Welcome to Games with Names, Bert. This is a podcast 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.039 that we go over the greatest games of all time, 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.960 the Gog, the greatest of all games. Today we have 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.359 Burt Chriischer. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.240 He nailed it, Burn nailed it. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.160 I nailed that one. Yeah, well we all know him. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.480 He hosts a bunch of things. Two Bears in one K. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.360 Burt cast Something's burning, Star of the Machine. Go out 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.240 and watch it. I just saw it. It was awesome. 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:50.919 So let's jump in to. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:53.040 What are you up? 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:53.640 What are you up to? 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:55.960 Right now? Right now, right now, oh, right now, right 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.720 now is an interesting time in my life. I'm I'm 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.680 getting ready for my tour. My tour starts September fourteenth 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.880 and runs. It's the Top Soft Tour, Top Softwall Tour. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:07.760 I just wrapped up, fully loaded, fully loaded. I take. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.920 It's a festival I run, I own, and I'd take 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.760 twenty seven comics out out to like eighteen cities. We 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:17.400 get seven tour buses, we get seven semis, we bring 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.680 our stage with us, and it's just a party for 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.200 the summer. It's like summer camp for comics. We go tuban, 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:26.279 we take out speedboats, we do anything. We mushrooms, we drink, 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.960 we smoke weed, everything, I mean every It was the 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.800 It's the funnest tour I've ever I've ever been on, 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:35.760 and I've toured my whole life, but it's with the 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.360 best comics in the world in the biggest venues. We're 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.600 doing it again next year. It'll start like June or 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.200 July and then we close out of the Gorge. Have 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.680 you ever been to the Gorge? Gorge is one of 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.680 the most spectacular outdoor venues you'll ever go to. We're 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.080 doing two nights at the Gorge next year, so because 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:52.960 everyone camps out, so we'll do two nights. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.600 That's got to be so fun because I've been introduced. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.520 You know, we did this show a lot with Sam 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.640 Morrel and he's kind of, you know, injured me a 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.960 lot to the comic life, and I'd always go see 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.560 him at the Cellar and there's always comics and anytime 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.560 you probably have a bunch of guys that are super 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.760 great friends and you get to go work together. That's 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:15.280 gotta be like, that's gotta be awesome. It's fun because 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:19.400 like they we all have the same type of brain. Yeah, 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.720 like we all think silly, we want silly, we want 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.200 to laugh, so like at the end of the night, 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.680 we all get and we have a party bus that 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.360 we all that we rent and we all hang out 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.240 in the party bus. Get how I get drunk and 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.000 just laugh and make each other laugh. And there's always 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.919 like someone like Big Jay or the like. There's just 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.640 always someone. And then you get someone like a tel 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.920 On there or Joey Diaz and Nikki Glazer. It's your 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.360 locker room. It's your locker room. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:44.960 It's like, yeah, it's like a locker room. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:45.960 It's your locker room. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.160 It's the best man. And and then you get to 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.359 watch them work and you're watching them do the material 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.200 and you watching them murder, and you're like, wow, it's 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.480 really cool. It is. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:58.400 And what people don't realize, like just being around you 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.840 guys are constantly thinking and working. Yeah, like your mind. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.440 You guys are always dropping jokes in front of each 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.240 other doing something or or like when I would be 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.840 around Sam, he we'd be talking about something and his 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.480 mind would be going to like Sam doesn't stop. Yeah, 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.840 he's Sam does not stop. I could make that a. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:15.560 Bit, you know what I mean. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.800 It's like, and it's crazy to just how smart you 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.760 have to be to be an actual comic, Like people 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.280 would think that people are just funny, but like the 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.560 storytelling and bringing something up in the beginning and then 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.080 telling your whole story, cutting into jokes and then bringing 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:32.600 it back like it. I have so much respect for 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.920 you guys, just being a fly in the wall watching 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.120 a lot of these guys perform. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.560 Oh, thank you. Well, I mean Sam's obviously, Sam is 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.240 probably the best joke writer in the game right now. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.920 Everyone knows that. A tell says it. Him and Mark 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.640 Norman they're good friends. Yeah, they're the best, I mean 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:52.200 the best. Sam's amazing. He uh, but yeah, you're right, Like, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:53.960 like right now, I'm getting ready for top Soft. So 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.240 I'm doing weekends out in ox Stard and and nights 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.240 out of Oxnard and and I'm just trying to and 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:01.400 what's interesting as well? 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.200 Oh why ox Nerd. I'm sorry to cut you off, 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.840 because I literally I just drove the coast literally a 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.920 couple of days ago, and I drove up there, and 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:12.000 you can drive it to ox Nerd and the cowboys 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.600 are there. What's an ox Nerd? 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.200 Ox Heart is beautiful. It's like a secret. It's like, 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:17.880 first of all, I mean, I like to doing standard 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.000 there because it's pretty working glass. So it's it's like 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.480 it's like performing in America. Yeah, so i go up 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.560 there for the weekend and then I'll do spots at 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:28.360 the I'll do like an hour and uh. But yeah, 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.480 like it's crazy that when you talk about thinking, it's like, 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.520 right now, I try to focus on a word a 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:37.319 day and then write jokes around the word or a phrase. Uh. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.040 And so I'll and so like I'm trying to write 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.840 my hour for and I'm not drinking and I'm not eating. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.360 I'm eating keto. You look good, thank thank you? 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.200 Do you do you do something with the shoulders? Shut up, 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.960 you guys, what are you talking about? Yeah? You have 0:08:54.040 --> 0:09:01.040 really good shoulders. What I mean you're a baseball guy, 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:05.839 you must are you in the TV's a little talking. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:09.160 You have good shoulders. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:14.360 Look, I mean. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.360 They're bulging out of there. 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.720 Thank you very much. I do a lot. I do 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.400 one seventy five on strict press. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.440 You're seeing the results, you know, for your little kids 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.200 out there. You want to see results. You put one 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.360 seventy five on the straight press. You can have some 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.079 shoulders popping out. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:38.800 I'm working out pretty hard. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:46.160 Right now, and so you look good. I'm dead serious. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:51.400 So yeah, so I'm eating and I was at Keto. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:55.200 I love it. It's just me, dude, I'm pretty much. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:56.160 I gotta be honest with. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.640 You and Butter. You can eat butter. Butter's in fuck 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:02.960 up Butter. I put her on steak like I about cholesterol. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:04.079 About cholesterol's good. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.440 I'm I'm on a torvestat and so like, I don't 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.240 need to worry about I got no blockage in my heart. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.280 I'm like, I'm for a guy who parties as hard 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.480 as I do. I am super accountable with doctors. I 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.800 go to the doctors every six months. Doctor guy, I go, 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:17.959 I get my I get. I don't like it. I got. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.960 I'm getting a kolonoscopy in a week. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:25.200 You might like that. I told him keep me away 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:30.080 to the front side too, spit roast me. Boys. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:36.400 So yeah, well, you know you're seeing the results, and 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.480 it's good that you keep up with your health. I 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.160 mean it's been crazy because as an athlete, I mean 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:47.640 it's been outrageous. I've been retired now going on three years. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.200 This is two years going going into my third. And 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.480 you're so accustomed. You have the best doctors around you 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.560 every day. Yeah, yeah, anything goes down. You know you're like, 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.520 we got right dog. We got the ear doc, you 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.559 got the foot dock, you got the knee doc, you 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:07.040 got the general doc. I haven't seen a doctor since. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.840 I'm like anti doc now. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.520 Oh. I was with Joe Coyle last night. I was like, 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.360 I was like, how often do you go to the doctor. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.439 He goes, I have never been, And I was like, well, 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.640 you can't never go. I was with j There's a 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.040 great actress. Name is Jake Johnson. He's an awesome actor. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.880 I had him on my teep my cooking show and 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.920 then I was like, hey, my trainer's I'm a trainer 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.400 coming tomorrow. You should come work out with me. And 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.120 he's like, hit me up. He's drinking at that time. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.480 I wasn't. I was like, and so we go to 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.720 the he comes over and we work out and we 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.800 do like a legit like I do. I have a 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.120 cross trainer, come in, we do heavy lifting clearly. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.000 I mean ship that's where it is cross training. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:50.120 He goes, I go, you've ever been to the doctor. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.080 He's like no, I've never been. And I'm like, oh, 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.640 you can have a heart attack right now, Like ye, 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.600 that's what is the age that it happens. Yeah, it's yeah, 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:01.319 you got it. There's so much technology out there, but 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.920 we got to get back into this is we're talking docs, 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.600 we're talking too. I want to know about your cooking show, 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.000 but we'll get into that, come and do it. I 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.559 love cooking. I cook for my daughter every week like this, 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.440 whenever I have my kid, and it's the ship my 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.560 mom made, like stuff bell pep like very really stupid stuff, 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.480 easy stuff like put together stuff. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.959 Yeah, I have. I do a cookie show. When I 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.199 bring two guests on, I cook them a meal. Well, 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.680 usually we drink and uh do you drink? Oh yeah, 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:35.640 you drink. Yeah, dabble show. It's Sam. Well, so we drink. 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.400 So we drink and we just fucking laugh. And I 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:41.320 just try to cook a meal and they they've usually 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.880 turned off good. But I've had some stinkers. But uh 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.440 but yeah, I uh. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.559 Jordan, what you missed? The shots you don't take? You 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:50.679 sometimes you got to take a How hard is it 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.640 do you think you get Jordan's autograph? I got a 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:55.439 Jordan story which I've I've told it. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:56.640 Me, tell me, tell me. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:04.440 We're playing super Bowl twenty fourteen, and uh, I go 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:07.280 to you know, you have the night off on Friday, 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.640 you can usually take your your folks out. The week 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:11.760 before the Super Bowl, I took my folks to dinner. 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.800 I went to go see him. And I roll up 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.840 and I see Derek Jeter and Michael Jordan, and I'm 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.560 like superstarstruck. I'm about to play in the Super Bowl. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.079 And I go up and you could tell Jeter is 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:25.600 a very charming guy, welcoming. You know, I go, mister 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:27.760 Jeter joined up and I'm playing the Super Bowl. I 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:31.840 felt weird introducing myself, but I wanted to meet him. Yeah, 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.320 and uh, And I saw Jordan. He was kind of 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:37.960 like stand offish a little bit, and you know, I 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:41.719 start talking with Jeter and everything's good. And as soon 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.680 as the conversations about to end, like five minutes in, 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.480 I'm about to leave, Jordan comes up to me and 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.280 he goes, hey, kid, I got a bunch of money 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.480 on you, don't fuck it up. And that's the only 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:57.719 thing he said to me. And I like, I go, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:03.080 mister mister Jordan didn't know what to say, but god, yeah, 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:07.679 it was crazy. But let's get into this. Twenty fourteen 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:13.080 BCS the BCS National Chat at the Rose Bowl, Florida 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.600 State versus Auburn. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:16.840 I'll say this to you. I've seen a lot of 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.840 amazing games. So I was at the bucks first win 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.920 at the home stadium when I was a child. I 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.520 guess the Chiefs or I think it was the Chiefs 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.400 or whatever. I think it was the Chiefs. I was 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.840 at that game and they stormed the field and they 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:33.520 pulled the goalpost down, and I remember watching that as 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.800 a child. I must have been like seven, I'm guessing 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.680 maybe eight. I remember watching that. I was at Florida 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:45.600 State ninety six when we beat when we beat the Gators, 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.080 and we stormed the field like I stormed. I stormed 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:50.880 the field once. It was like the coolest, how are 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:55.280 you there? I was twenty five. I was at all 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:59.640 the wide rights like like I watched us lose to Miami. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.840 I talked to Warren sapp about when I watched him 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:05.360 go out and grab a piece of the seminole head 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.720 and they just with their hands, they ripped our turf 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:09.760 up and just grabbed it and walked off the field 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:13.000 with it. I've been to some really epic fucking games 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:16.680 I had. I have a great story about betting this 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.560 kid when the Rams came here and they played the 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:23.320 Seahawks for their first game. I bet a child two 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.680 hundred bucks that the Rams gonna win, and he said, 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.480 I bet on the Seahawks. I said, what do you 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.520 got and he said if? I said, he said, what 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:30.880 do you want? I said, I want to cut your hair? 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.360 And he was like, deal, you might want to ask 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:35.720 your parents. Tomorrow's first day of school. And he went 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.080 and asked his dad, and his dad's like, you got 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:38.680 to figure it out if you want to make that bet. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.840 And they won, and I fucked him up. I cut 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.320 his hair, like simple Jack from Topic thunder Right. So like, 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:47.880 I have a bunch of great games, but without a doubt, 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:51.680 this game stands out on the largest level for me 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:52.920 for so many reasons. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:54.920 What made you go to FSU? 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:55.800 Why? 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.120 Why are you such a big fan of FSU? You 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.080 grew up in that area, up in Florida, and you 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.480 either went to Florida, Florida state. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.360 That was it? Now Florida was like cool? 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:06.360 What about Miami? 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.040 No one went to Miami? No one went to Miami. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.480 First of all, First of all, I say this, I 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:16.360 will I would gladly talk slanderous about Miami. Uh, but uh, 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.520 it's a really hard school to get into. Yeah, it's 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.320 like a private school. And so like it's a good 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:26.480 it's actually a really good hurting that. Yeah, and so, 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.640 but no one went to Miami. People in Miami, that's 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.280 who likes Miami people. Everyone in Miami is like where 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:35.120 univers of miami'stuff. They never went to Miami. They support my 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.800 other car games. If you're a regular person in Florida, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.880 you either went to UF or Florida. This is my age. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:42.680 But you know, and there was a time in the 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:46.800 eighties when Florida was the coolest fucking thing around. University 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:49.600 of Florida was so cool. And I think I've always 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:53.040 had this uh antagonistic view online or at least a 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:57.880 contrarian view, and I I just thought Florida State seems sexier. 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.960 So then when when I got into twelfth grade, eleventh 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.080 grade and I had to go look at colleges, we 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.359 went to Florida and we had a great time. Part 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.040 of our dicks off. We had a fucking blast. A 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:11.440 couple of us hooked up. We were like with college checks, 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.920 We're like, this is fucking crazy. And then I went 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.480 to Florida State on a date function with a girl 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.879 that went to Florida State. I got laid and and 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:26.200 it smelled different than Florida. It smelled like the Northeast. 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.240 It was fall, so there was the leaves were changing, 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.119 the dirt was different. It had red clay, and there 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.760 were hills and it was just like I was going 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:38.560 to a different place than Tampa, or USF or UCF 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.600 or Florida. They were so sterile and flat and just 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:45.760 none with no personality when you're a kid from Florida, 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:47.960 and maybe you'll understand this a little bit, but like 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:50.360 when you're a kid from Florida, you have no civic pride. 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.080 There's nothing about Florida. When I was a kid that 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.720 made you proud to be from Tampa. Everything was built 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:57.639 the same, everything looked the same. We were the king 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:01.000 of strip malls. Like nothing really the buck sucked. We 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:02.560 didn't have football, we did we did have baseball, we 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.760 didn't have hockey, we didnt have anything. You weren't like 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:06.800 you were like, I'm from Florida, and everyone made fun 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.639 of Florida. And then yeah, yeah, and then and then 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:12.119 you have Florida, Florida State. And when I went to 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:13.879 Florida State, I was like this is different than Florida. 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:15.399 I feel like I'm moving out of the city. And 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:19.080 then my dad told me, he goes, buddy, you're entering 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.920 into a tradition. He goes, You're gonna you You're gonna 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:26.680 experience something in a community like and my dad loved 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:31.399 Deona Sanders, love Bobby Bowden. And I went to that 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:36.080 first game. I swear to God all my children, I 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:37.960 had no concepts. When I was walking into it was 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:39.920 like going into an orgy on ecstasy. I was like, wait, 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.359 what's going on? What's going on? When they spiked this 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.800 spear into the center of that head and he reared 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:48.840 back on on Osceola and or on Renegade and spikes 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.679 the flaming spear, I started sobbing, crying, and I was like, 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:54.639 I'd never experienced what it must be like living in 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:58.600 Boston or living in northern California where you got civic 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.199 probably like the Yankees or the Red Sox or the 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.560 Patriots are like I just never had that. Yeah, And 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:06.160 when I once forsted, I was like, I am pop 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.760 committed for the rest of my fucking life. I went 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:10.840 to I got early to every game. I watched the 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.640 spear go in every single game. I went to every 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:14.120 single game. 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:15.600 I mean, in. 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:19.680 You want to talk about like the greatest moments we've 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:22.720 ever had in our lives. So I do do the 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.679 Arena of Florida State. Sell it out, and before the show, 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:29.280 they go, we want to present you with something. I'm like, oh, 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:33.080 they're gonna give me a doctorate, right, cap and gown. 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:36.359 Here we go, Bill Cosby style. They give me the spear. 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.040 They give me the spear, and they're like, and they 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:40.840 don't know how much it means to me. And I 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.720 start sobbing, crying. I go up in front of whatever, 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:47.280 thirteen th eighteen thousand people. I do the show, have 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:49.600 a great show. Tell just Florida State story. I mean 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:52.840 I'm I'm sewing the weeds on Florida State stories. Like 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:55.200 I'm telling sand Street how many years did you play 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.440 or you went there? I was there in the nineties, 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:03.800 seven seven college, seven years based And then I grabbed 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:06.720 the spear and I walk on stage and they turned 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:09.480 their phones on. Dude, I'll cry telling you I can't 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:17.280 even tell it. I'm just the place is just oh, dude, 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:18.639 best moment of my fucking life. 0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:19.000 Dude. 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:22.080 I mean, I love deon Sanders growing up and so 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:26.520 Florida State and then Miami with what they had going. 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:28.280 Oh my god, the Miami team. 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:30.640 Florida. See when I was a kid, Florida wasn't as 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:33.080 big in that ninety era it was, it was weighty, 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:35.640 and then no one really went like eighties. 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:38.080 There were big nineties. It was UF in Florida, Florida State, 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:41.920 State in Miami, Florida State, Miami. Those games were epic, 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:46.320 I mean, and there was so much animosity, like the 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:49.000 it was, it was done. I loved work done. He 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:50.879 went to Florida State, worked On. I sat next to 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:54.280 him at graduation, DG. I sat right next to him 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:56.560 and I and I've been ridden up in Rolling Stone 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:58.560 and he was going to play for the Bucks. And 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.000 he was like and worked On is a very sweet 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:01.640 but quiet man. 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:01.880 Yeah. 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:05.480 And he was like, you're the party guy. I said, yeah, 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:06.640 see you go to the box. 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:06.920 Huh. 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:09.040 He was like, yes, I grew up in Tampa. He's 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:11.440 like nice. I said, if you want to, like, if 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:13.720 you want me to introduce you people in Tampa, like 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.199 any of my friends like party and stuff. And he 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:21.280 looked at me, he goes, nah, it's all I talked 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:23.200 to is all I talked to work. I've never spoken 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:23.800 to him since. 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:31.320 Now. When you watch, I mean I clearly know when 0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:32.800 you watch the game. Do you like to be at 0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:34.640 a bar? Do you like to be by yourself? What's 0:21:34.680 --> 0:21:39.200 your what's your game day environment? What's the game game 0:21:39.280 --> 0:21:43.520 day routine? Because it's changed, Let's go back to this 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:47.119 time two thousand and four. Let's go back to like 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:49.399 nineteen ninety five. 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:53.880 Oh, game day ritual, game day wake up early, wake 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:54.480 up early. 0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:57.240 Did you go to bed with like the cleats on 0:21:57.359 --> 0:21:59.840 or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, we partied, 0:21:59.840 --> 0:22:02.320 don't all night? Partied all night standard? 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:07.400 Yeah, uh, wake up early and uh and bong hits 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:10.560 right away, like right away, bacon bank, waken bank. Everyone 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.240 got just casual high. And then you'd run errand's like, 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:15.560 all right, we need some kegs. We got h Are 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:18.679 we gonna make Are we gonna have any food there? Yes? 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:21.560 And I was. I was in an organization called Scalpunters, 0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:23.760 and so and I was like I was in college 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:25.639 so long I was on the I was on the 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:28.679 panel of the rand Scalpunters for like four years. And 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:31.399 so we would have we would host the party a 0:22:31.440 --> 0:22:33.879 place called Indian Village right next to the stadium, and 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:36.080 so we put up a big Scalpuners sign. Anyone that 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:38.639 was like cool at that time. It's still the same 0:22:39.520 --> 0:22:43.080 at Tallahassee. Anyone that was like someone with a little 0:22:43.119 --> 0:22:45.679 leverage was a scalpunter. So the coolest dudes in that 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:49.000 whole school would show up two Indian Village and we'd 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:52.480 have probably like three different houses, four different houses, different attorneys. 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:55.199 But then the Scalpunterers party was the ship. And then 0:22:55.520 --> 0:22:57.359 say we had like a one one thirty game, a 0:22:57.480 --> 0:22:59.840 noon game. People are rolling in at nine o'clock and 0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:02.680 you have we start with a specialty cocktail. Like my 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:06.120 buddy Hutch would be like, all right, today it's Harvey Wallbangers, 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:07.920 and so he'd be like, oh, we'll run through Harvey 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:10.160 Wallbangers until we step into beer and so we get 0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:12.520 a nice buzz and then bong hits through the day, 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:14.639 like through the day until it was game time. And 0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:18.879 then then this is really interesting. People would load up 0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:20.919 on because you couldn't deserve booze. And the thing they 0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.720 load up on, plastic bags and jim Beam at the 0:23:23.720 --> 0:23:25.920 time was what we everyone drank. And then they put 0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:28.480 them in their waist, and then I would take locks 0:23:28.480 --> 0:23:31.080 and bagels and put them in my waist, and then 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:33.920 we would go in and I would be what you'd 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:37.200 call the patsy. I would be the mark. And so 0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:39.560 I would go in very noticeably, be with a plastic 0:23:39.600 --> 0:23:43.200 bag in my waist and very nervous and making movements 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.359 and touching my bag, and the cops would be like, 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:48.760 we got one, and they'd grab me, and I'd be like, 0:23:48.760 --> 0:23:50.199 hold on, and I make a little thing, and then 0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:54.360 and then everyone walks in. Everyone goes in and they're like, sir, 0:23:54.960 --> 0:23:56.960 can I see what's in your pants? And I go yeah, sure. 0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:59.199 They take you back. Then you'd open it and they're like, 0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:00.959 what's that. I was like, I was like, I just 0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:02.760 I don't know if they have locks and begels, and 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:04.720 I'm starving for locks and begels, and my parents brought 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:06.679 them in for the game, and I just wanted to 0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:08.199 have like a begel with some locks on it. And 0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:11.040 they'd be like, fuck, go go ahead, and then they'd 0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:12.480 let you in and then we would go up and 0:24:12.520 --> 0:24:15.760 we would party our fucking dis off and it was awesome. 0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:18.919 It was to this day, but best Saturday Saturdays I'll 0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:20.800 ever have in my entire life. Best Saturdays I'll ever 0:24:20.800 --> 0:24:23.040 have my entire life. I always worked on glasses because 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:26.080 I cried when they threw the speer. I would always 0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:27.879 I have camera. I had a camera back then. I 0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:29.560 still have. I still take a lot of pictures. I 0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:31.840 want to Instagram a lot, but I was in the cameras. 0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:34.000 My favorite thing was I would yell to the stands 0:24:34.000 --> 0:24:34.359 behind me. 0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:36.640 My parents think I have a lot of friends. 0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:39.439 Can you guys join in for a group picture and 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:40.520 just pretend you know me? 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:43.760 And then I mean, like we would. I had so 0:24:43.880 --> 0:24:45.760 many because I was funny, but I didn't know how 0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:47.600 to do stand up. So I would just fuck around 0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:51.280 and have a great time at those games and man, 0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:54.240 and then I'd always leave a titch early. I'd always 0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:55.879 leave it like I always be like we got it, 0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:59.240 I'm out. And then I stayed for that Florida Florida 0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:01.760 State game, and I was going to talk to you 0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:03.240 about that once. It was one of the funnest games 0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:05.359 I ever went to. We stormed the field, but we 0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:07.119 stormed the field just because and like we did. It 0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:08.000 was it's a. 0:25:08.040 --> 0:25:12.840 Rival game, it's a Stormer. Yeah, but so how does 0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:17.400 that How is that different from you know, twenty fourteen. 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:21.240 You probably got a little couple of Benjamin's in your pocket. 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:24.840 I buy, I buy four tickets, four tickets. 0:25:24.920 --> 0:25:27.040 I buy two and find out they're in the end 0:25:27.119 --> 0:25:30.679 zone and like fuck, So then I buy and so 0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:35.920 then I buy, I buy four more, so I buy 0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:38.960 six total tickets. I reached out to my buddy and 0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:40.760 all my buddies I grew up with like that, I 0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:43.240 went cool with. I was like, Yo, you're coming to 0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:46.720 my town. We're partying. So everyone hits up. We're like cool, 0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:49.680 We're gonna meet at a hotel like the Roosevelt or 0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:52.359 something on on sunset. We're taking a party bus with 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.200 a bunch of old amba kais. These guys are like 0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:56.399 grown ups. And then and I was growing up too, 0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:59.200 I had kids and stuff, but I'm still young. I 0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:00.840 then find out I have who actual tickets. So I 0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:03.639 hit up my cameraman for Travel Channel, Tyler, and I 0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:07.119 hit up Tom, Sir Tomas. Okay, this is Tom's the 0:26:07.119 --> 0:26:09.040 one who has a son the same name as you. Yeah, 0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.480 so Tom, he does two bears, okay with me? This 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:12.680 is when we're but. 0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:15.400 Tom Is that the guy you do the gift exchange? 0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:18.240 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and so. 0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:26.320 Yeah, I mean you have a Hitler tea cup. You know, 0:26:26.440 --> 0:26:29.960 this is a pro Jewish podcast here, We're not we're 0:26:30.000 --> 0:26:33.480 anti canceled guy, of course, But like, how big is it? 0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:39.440 I have never seen it? Seriously, I'm very interested. And 0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:42.720 do you dream? Have you ever dreamn out of it? 0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:44.960 Is it big enough to have like a Lipton's like 0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:47.080 iced tea bag in there? Is it like a very 0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:54.520 properly nineteen forty is a steel genocide type steel tea cup? 0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:56.399 It's steel, it's steel, it's metal. 0:26:56.520 --> 0:26:58.920 So we tried to break it. You can't break it. 0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:01.480 You got to melt it down. My daughter was like, 0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:02.960 I want to melt it down and turn it into 0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:04.919 a butt pug for a gay black man. I was like, 0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:10.800 you're getting off the internet now. So so, yeah, Tom 0:27:10.920 --> 0:27:13.600 is the guy that spent twenty grand on Nazi mambilia. Yeah. 0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:16.760 So I invite Tom to the game and I say, listen, 0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:18.399 I got two extra tickets. Are in the end zone, 0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:20.280 sip Tyler. I'm gonna sit with these guys I went 0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:22.119 to college with. He's like cool. I was like, we're 0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:24.480 all meeting at the hotel. So we meet at the hotel, 0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:27.840 we start smoking weed like almost like old school game day. 0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:30.399 My buddy Miles was there and at the time, I 0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:33.960 was on Travel Channel, so like I was on TV. 0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:36.280 He can yeah, And so it was like kind of 0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:40.600 cool because I'm about to run it. I'm running into 0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:43.120 people I went to college with, and I look successful. 0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:45.919 I'm not like I am today Like today, Like today, 0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:47.560 I like I'm going to a Florida State game vs. 0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:50.800 Eyracuse and like I can't go to like I can't 0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:53.080 go out, like it's something like that'll be fucking crazy. 0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:55.119 But like and I went when I went back to it. 0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:58.640 But back then, I wanted that, like, uh, I wanted 0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:01.320 to feel accomplished. You know, when you're a loser, for 0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:03.520 like Sam would tell you, when you're a loser for 0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:06.040 so long because you're just making no money, people kind 0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:06.720 of pity you. 0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:07.640 You want to feel it alone. 0:28:07.640 --> 0:28:09.439 You want to feel it. So like this is my 0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:12.160 moment to feel it. Like I get to go see 0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:13.000 people and they're. 0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:17.520 Like, ah, in La in l La comic carry out here, 0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:19.600 you got your boys from Florida. 0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.080 No one knows Cigar Sagura's not famous at all. No 0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:23.360 one knows Cigara and. 0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:26.600 You're going to the fucking Rose Bull National Championship. 0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:29.399 Is the best. And my dad's a huge sort of 0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:32.760 Florida statement and he's in lovely Jamis Winston. So we 0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:34.920 get we get on the party bus and Sigura says 0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:36.639 to me, you want to take an edible? And I'm like, 0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:38.800 fuck yeah. There are these things called cheebachuw's back in 0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:39.160 the day. 0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:40.840 I don't think they make them anymore, but they were 0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.880 strong as fucking shit. Well early day in the edible 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:46.200 like you never knew what the do scene was gonna be. 0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:49.080 They got a dial nowadays. Yeah, but like back then, 0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:51.800 you could take something this big and you don't know 0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:52.240 where you are. 0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:56.120 Tom bites into half, gives Eddie takes a bite of it, 0:28:56.400 --> 0:29:00.560 and then I take the rest. And as we pull 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:05.040 into the Rose Bowls, I am I am beginning to 0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:07.600 be as high as I've ever been in my entire life. 0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:12.400 Like I'm I'm beginning to like now. Footnote. Tom Segura 0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:14.800 is one of the funniest dudes I know in the world. 0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:17.840 In a very low key way. He's very subtle. His 0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:20.440 sense of humor. If you know him, he is hilarious 0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:23.840 without anyone else seeing it, just you and him. Eddie, 0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:26.760 my buddy, Eddie, is the funniest guy in the world, 0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:30.080 but not like a comedian funny. He's just like he is, 0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:33.040 like the guy that's goofy at a party funny. So 0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:36.480 we we then go from party to party, tor bus 0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:40.280 to Torbush, like RV to RV. Of all the girls 0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:42.680 I wanted to fucking college, and they're all like, you 0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:45.239 have beautiful daughters at the time, I'm on Instagram. Your 0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:47.800 wife is gorgeous. You're so I'm so proud of you. 0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:49.680 I know we all knew this would happen for you. 0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:53.720 It's like the it is, everything is picture perfect. Sidebar 0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:56.600 to this, I've got to fight at Zurich the next 0:29:56.640 --> 0:30:00.320 morning at six am. Right, I'm going to zer to 0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:04.800 go Hella skiing in Switzerland that evening. So like I'm got, 0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:07.240 I've got. That's it. That's us in the game. That's 0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:09.320 us in the fucking game. And that's me Hella skiing 0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:12.120 the very fucking next day, that's me Hella skiing. That's 0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.080 us on the dor bus. Wait where did you get these. 0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:15.080 From your Instagram? 0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:19.280 Oh? Yeah, Okay, I'm a fucking idiot. This is I mean, okay, 0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:20.960 don't no, don't look at any of these pictures. Now, 0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:22.480 take them off the screen. Take them off the screen, 0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:27.560 because it's a good story. So I'm having a real 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:30.640 come to Jesus moment of like, this is it, man, 0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:32.960 I made it. I made it. I'm married, I'm happily married. 0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:35.120 I'm on travel Channel. I show it's getting renewed for 0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:39.280 two more years. I got money coming in. I'm really high, 0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:41.440 and I'm with the fun my favorite human beings, like 0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:44.400 my best friends from college, my best friend now and 0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:49.320 everyone's jelling. Everyone's getting having a great time an anthonetty. Yeah, 0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:51.960 and we're gonna kick their fucking asses. Like that's what 0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:55.000 I know. I know with Jamis Winston, this is a he. 0:30:55.440 --> 0:31:03.080 James Winston, dude, Heisman crabs stealing Jamis Winston, this fucking guy. 0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:04.280 I to this day. 0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:06.600 I root for him to this day. When the SATs 0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:08.200 played there, I was like, come on, man, that's my guy. 0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.440 I love that guy. He went to the box. 0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:16.400 He's rootable. He's like he's a likable like you know, 0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:18.680 like you don't agree with a lot of the things 0:31:18.680 --> 0:31:21.520 he does. But for some odd reason, he has a 0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:22.960 like liability to him. 0:31:23.040 --> 0:31:25.200 Yeah, definitely, I have in the same way. 0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:27.280 When I see him play, I know he's gonna do terrible, 0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:29.080 but I always want him to do well. I felt 0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:32.280 the same way about Tim Tebow. I loved Tim Tebow. 0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:36.720 Tim Tebow, by the way, he was on our team. 0:31:37.520 --> 0:31:40.480 Oh there's our team for a training camp, and we 0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.800 had this guy, Nico Kudovidi's first day, he's got he 0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:46.360 was the guy that held court in the locker room, 0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:51.080 this greet guy from Connecticut had the Italian accent though, 0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:55.080 And the first day Tebow walks in and he's he 0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:59.000 he gives ship to everyone. Yeah everyone, Brady, look this 0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:03.600 you and everyone just love Nico, you know. And the 0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:07.080 fucking Tim tebowalks and he goes, hey, Tebow, you mean 0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:09.680 to tell me you don't jack off? First thing he 0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:14.880 says to him, you don't jack off? Like everyone's rolling 0:32:14.960 --> 0:32:17.400 in the locker room and he just you know, Tebow, 0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:20.160 he's probably heard that so many times. He like turns 0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.920 her head and he's like, yeah, he's so famous, that 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:27.320 guy though. Oh we walk he gives what he circumcises 0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:31.880 kids in Vietnam or something for real, Jack Philippines, I 0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:32.760 believe thank you. 0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.560 Sorry, that seems like a hobby circumcision. 0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:39.480 Still yeah, still doesn't It seems odd to do like 0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:43.680 he circumcises. I mean it's I'm circum juwe you know, 0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:47.240 we like that clean and I don't understand what he's doing, 0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:48.520 but that's. 0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:49.760 It feels like it should be illegal. 0:32:50.720 --> 0:32:52.400 I mean, it was all for the good cause of 0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:55.360 keeping infections out of these young boys. I think that's 0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:58.920 what the root of it was. So Tibo was. 0:32:58.920 --> 0:33:04.160 T bowing as we walk in this now that we're 0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:06.880 talking about Tim Tebow. As we walk into the Rose 0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:09.040 Bowl and we've had the best time ever. Games an't 0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:12.760 race start. As we walk in, Tim Tebow walks by, 0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:16.560 and my buddy Eddie Fernandez, who's die hard Semon and 0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:21.520 goes Tim Tim Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow tries right, 0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:24.960 and Tim Tebow goes on. Fuck that guy didn't say that, 0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:28.240 but he's like just keeps walking, so like everything is clicking. 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.960 We are laughing. We are just laughing hard as fuck. 0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:35.440 We get in to the So the Rose Bowl was 0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:39.960 made a guess during the Civil War because this thing sucks. 0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:44.520 The tunnels are are thinner than my dick. I mean, 0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:47.360 they're like literally and it is. And that's when I 0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:50.400 have my first panic attack. We're getting the tunnel and 0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:52.920 no one's moving, and we're like, wow, this. 0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:54.640 Is claustrophobia Austria. 0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:57.440 Yeah. And I'm just like, man, this is tight. And 0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.640 I remember Sugurl's like, I'm gonna split up from you guys, 0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:03.160 good luck in that tunnel. And I was like huh. 0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.880 And and I'm already getting pushed into it, and Eddie goes, 0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:07.720 this is fucking crazy. We couldn't get out of here 0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:09.480 if we wanted to. And then I'm like, well, here 0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:12.680 we go, and and and and it. We are in 0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:15.719 this tunnel for like the national anthem. I mean, it's 0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:17.560 just it. I start spacing Legend. 0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:21.080 I don't know I was in the tunnel, John Legend. 0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:22.000 I was in the tunnel. 0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:24.839 It was you didn't even get to see Y didn't 0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:26.760 see I didn't see anything, didn't see anything. 0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:28.640 We're stuck in the tunnel. Were stuck in the tunnel. 0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:29.600 We kick off. 0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:32.879 I don't think we saw kickoff. 0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:34.879 We were stuck in that tunnel for the first half. 0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:39.239 Because we get up, we sit down, we get I 0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:43.200 get I go uh Now there's some space. I'm gonna rundown. 0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:45.000 I'm gonna get hot dogs, I'm gonna get beers. 0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:48.600 I got everyone. I was like, nice, I love stadium food. 0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:54.480 I loaded up hot dogs in my pockets, hot dog everything, mustard, 0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:57.840 catch up, relish, yeah, everything. I wrap them up. I 0:34:57.840 --> 0:35:01.080 put them all in my pockets. Hold, I've got big pocket. 0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:03.360 You've put you know, locks, bagels. 0:35:02.920 --> 0:35:05.000 In there, I got. I got hot dogs in every 0:35:05.000 --> 0:35:06.920 I got two in each spot front pocket, two in 0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:08.759 the back. I got hot dogs for everyone. I got 0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:11.520 a pretzel, I got peanuts. I got cold beers for everyone. 0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:14.200 I got everything. I am locked and loaded. Take them 0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:16.799 back up and we start partying. We start partying hard 0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:19.160 at fuck are you watching the game at this point? Oh? Yeah, 0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:22.680 I'm watching it, but we're starting to it's not going great. No, 0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:29.200 So we get to like we're laughing and I'm so high. 0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:34.240 I have a moment where I'm like, am I moving 0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:36.239 forward in my life or my moving backwards? 0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:41.440 This coming from the high that you just had that 0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:43.120 I'm having the best day of my life. 0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.960 I'm having a Now I'm having a panitake in the suddle, 0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:49.840 and now I'm going my moving forward to my moving backwards. 0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.239 My friends are like, we should party harder, let's go harder, 0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:54.640 and I'm like, yeah, I got a fight in the morning. 0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:56.920 And they're like, where I go. I'm going to Zurich 0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:58.640 and they're like, oh, shot the fuck? I go, yeah, 0:35:58.640 --> 0:36:01.200 I go hell of skiing. So I'm watching the game 0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.120 and then all of a Sudder're down twenty three to 0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:05.600 twenty one to three. 0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:07.960 Twenty one to three second quarter. 0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:10.680 And my daughter calls me on my phone. She's like, kick, 0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.600 what ear is this? Twenty fourteen. She's ten years old, 0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:16.279 my old start Georgia. She goes, hey, Daddy. I was like, 0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:18.600 what's up? Here's what are you doing? I said, I'm 0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:22.160 with Hatterman and Eddie and we're watching a football game. 0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:24.360 She goes, oh. She goes, when are you coming home? 0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:26.279 I said, after the game, and she goes, what time 0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.280 is that going to be? I said, probably like midnight. 0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.000 She goes, well, can you wake me up when you 0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:32.359 get here so I can say goodbye to you? And 0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:35.719 I go, what the fuck am I doing? I go, 0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:37.759 I have two beautiful kids at home, a wife at home, 0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:40.279 and I'm sitting here eating edibles. I'm high as fuck 0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:42.160 with my friends when we're drinking. I'm just drinking until 0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:44.200 I black out. I'm eating hot dogs. I feel sick 0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:47.239 to my stomach. And Tom is in the end zone 0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:52.719 with this guy Tyler, and I decide my life at 0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:56.000 home is more important than this moment. So I look 0:36:56.040 --> 0:36:57.800 over to the guys. I go, who wants a beer? 0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:00.399 And they're like, oh, fuck yeah. I was like, I'll 0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:04.160 go get beers. And I walk down the stairs, out 0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:07.600 the tunnel, out of the rose Bowl and grab an uber. 0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:10.480 I go, I'll tell a soul. I get in the uber. 0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:14.000 He goes, where are you going? I said, Valley Village. 0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.279 He said, oh, I was a game. I said. I 0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:19.160 have this really deep conversation with this guy. I'm pre 0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:21.680 fucked up, and I go, I gotta fight a Zurich 0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.680 tomorrow at like eight in the morning or whatever. Six 0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:25.120 in the morning. My car's picking me up. I'm gonna 0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:28.120 go spend time with my daughters. And he's like really, 0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.319 I said, yeah. He goes, how's the game going. I go, 0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:34.120 we're losing. We're gonna lose. It's not a big deal. Like, 0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.839 my family is more important than this. I said, I'm 0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:39.640 moving forward in life I'm not moving backwards. So I'm 0:37:39.680 --> 0:37:42.640 in the uber and I've made the right decision, and 0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:44.800 all of a sudden, I get a call from Tom 0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:45.399 and he. 0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:49.600 Goes, dude, fake, dude, this is fucking crazy. This is 0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:50.440 fucking crazy. 0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:52.040 Come meet up with me. Let's get a beer. 0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:53.319 This is insane. I want to be next to you. 0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:56.319 And I'm like, I'm in an uber. He goes, what. 0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:58.640 I go, Yeah, I'm in a nuber. Why what's going on. 0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:00.560 He's like, dude, we're coming back. Kind of went what 0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.400 we're coming back? My wife calls. She goes, you're watching 0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:05.319 the best game of the fucking as entury. I go, 0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:06.799 I'm on, I'm in a new bro I'm coming home. 0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:09.600 She goes, what you fucking idiot, You're coming home. You're 0:38:09.600 --> 0:38:10.440 not seeing what's happening. 0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:12.600 And I'm like, motherfucker, oh fuck, oh fuck. 0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:14.040 I was like, hurry up, get me to a bar. 0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:16.600 And the guy's like, there's I can't stop anywhere, man, 0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:17.759 I can only take you to where you said you 0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:19.279 can't change it in your app. I'm too drunk to 0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:21.920 change in my app. I'm like, fucking go, go, go, 0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:26.680 I get home. My wife goes, they just ran a touchdown, 0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:28.560 a fucking a kickoff back. 0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:31.480 I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? My daughter's like, Daddy, 0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:32.360 jump on the trampoline. 0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:36.160 I'm like, God, fuck herself, You're fucking ruining this for me. 0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:38.320 I could be at this fucking game. 0:38:39.239 --> 0:38:42.480 And so the last picture is me sitting with my 0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:46.160 family and my man cave, fucking missing the greatest game 0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:51.239 of my fucking life. Oh, you left the game. I 0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:53.400 had to write up. I ended up here. I couldn't 0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:59.080 be happier. I left the fucking game to go fucking 0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:02.960 home to spend time with my family, and some girl 0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:05.080 will never let me live it down. He goes, you 0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:07.959 missed one of the greatest football games I've ever seen 0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:10.520 in my entire life. To hang out with people you'll 0:39:10.520 --> 0:39:12.040 spend the rest of your life with. 0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:18.279 You pulled to Wohlburg. No, No, Jack, Wohburg didn't. He 0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:22.520 didn't leave early twenty eight to three. If you're been 0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:24.879 in one of those, you've been in a luxury box. Yeah, 0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:26.320 do you ever eat those chili fries? 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:27.800 Oh? He shot himself. 0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:31.440 He may have. He may have. He had to get 0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:34.680 out of there. And it's also you know, in those boxes, 0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:36.799 it's probably tough for someone like you gotta be on. 0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:37.719 You don't get to enjoy. 0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:39.399 It sucks when. 0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:40.640 You're I retracted, I attracted. 0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:44.719 Sorry Mark, You guys have great fucking research. Just for 0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:47.719 the record, well, yes, yes, I would want to party 0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:49.360 with Kim Jong un. Is that what this is? No? 0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:53.920 This is we go back to January sixth, twenty fourteen, 0:39:54.080 --> 0:39:56.400 and we like to just talk about the pop culture 0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:58.879 of what's going on. You have two daughters, so you've seen, oh, 0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:01.279 Frozen with the number one movie Frozen. I have a 0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:04.640 six year old Oh yeah, yeah, and so she just 0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:08.040 hit the age now with like she doesn't want anything 0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:11.759 to do with Frozen because it's little kiddy. Now do 0:40:11.800 --> 0:40:14.840 you have that stage? Is this normal? Like she doesn't 0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:17.480 like pink anymore. It's once she went to school. 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:23.399 Oh god, I fucking hate other kids. They fucking creep in. 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:26.719 They really did to a pure human and they ruin her. 0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:29.080 And then they go like they'd be like, uh, you know, 0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.640 there's no Santa Claus. And then your daughter's like, hey, dad, 0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:34.279 Sally said that there's no Santa Claus. And I'm like, oh, 0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:37.000 Santa Claus doesn't visit divorce parents. That's why Sally doesn't 0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:40.040 know Santa, and she's like what. I was like, yeah, yeah, 0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:42.480 they couldn't keep a commitment, so Santa doesn't care about him. 0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:44.560 And then she's like for real, yeah yeah, I don't 0:40:44.560 --> 0:40:46.319 say it to Sally, like she just doesn't know. My 0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:48.640 daughter believed in Santa n til she was like fifteen. 0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:49.839 Like that's fucking old. 0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.439 I'm getting that too already. You know, what's your name? 0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:55.880 You know, I don't want to say, oh, what's her name? Said, 0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:57.000 Santa's not real? 0:40:57.400 --> 0:41:00.680 Oh dude, I fucked my kids up so bad. So 0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:06.520 when they were probably like twelve, maybe eleven and nine, 0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:09.680 they put a GoPro on the mantle. I watched them 0:41:09.760 --> 0:41:15.200 Christmas Eve, so so uh, I go, what are you 0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:17.080 guys doing? Then, like we're gonna catch Santa. And I 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.680 was like, Santa, that's pretty slick, guys, and they're like, Dad, 0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:21.959 he's not gonna know. There's a go bro. He comes 0:41:21.960 --> 0:41:24.560 out of the chimney. We're gonna have him. And I said, well, 0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.360 good luck. So they go to bed. I leave the gout, 0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:28.960 I help him. I put a big card in it, 0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:32.480 and then we come in and we do the presence. 0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.279 But I edit all that out. I put it in 0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:39.200 my computer. I edit all that out. I then edit 0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:45.160 out me walking underneath the fireplace, underneath the mantle. All 0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:47.680 they see is pitch black to pitch black. I'm already 0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:49.799 under the mantle. That's all edited out me getting in there. 0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:52.080 I jumped out with a bunch of bells. I have 0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:55.000 a white glove on. I reach up under the mantle. 0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.920 I grab the camera and I turn it around. I 0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.120 then go around and start messing with the press. This 0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:00.960 is what bells ringing. 0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:03.720 And then I let the rest of the tape play out. 0:42:03.920 --> 0:42:07.239 And so that night Christmas dinner, George's like, we should 0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:09.040 see if you caught Sannah. I was like, good call, 0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:10.959 good call. I go. I'll upload it to my computer. 0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:12.879 It's already been uloaded. I already edited it all out. 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:14.600 So I pull it up. I put it on the 0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:16.640 big screen at my sister's house. I go to see 0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:18.880 what we got, guys. And so now the whole family's round. 0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:24.360 My parents are not aware how iMovie works, so we 0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:27.319 play it and sure shit, I mean, the dogs didn't move. 0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:31.680 It's perfect, perfect edit of night night, Night night, then 0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:34.560 jingle bells. Then the glove comes up and my dad goes, 0:42:34.680 --> 0:42:37.600 what the fuck is this? I go, I go, I 0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:39.839 don't know, Dad, I think it's Santa. And he's like, oh, 0:42:40.520 --> 0:42:43.320 he goes, are you fucking kidding me? My sister's like, wait, 0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:45.200 how did you guys get this? And then she's like 0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:47.520 everyone's looking around and the girl's like, he's real. 0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:49.560 I go, I guess he is real. They're like he 0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:50.120 is smarter. 0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:52.799 Dad, Oh my god, we gotta tell everyone, and they 0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:53.920 mom Nana. 0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:56.360 They go into the kitchen and my dad goes, is 0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:57.919 there is there Santa real? 0:42:58.239 --> 0:42:59.840 I go, you know, Dad, it's me. 0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:00.720 He goes. 0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:02.759 He goes that, why the fuck did you do that? 0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.719 I go, I just edited in the program. My sister's 0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:08.759 like thirties. He goes, he had it in a program. Yeah. 0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:11.279 My tad goes, oh, buddy, I think you might have 0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:15.560 just fucked your kids up. I go, what and he goes, 0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:19.000 he goes, that's and he goes, I'm fucking seventy and 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:23.000 I'm believing in Santa right now. He goes, And I go, 0:43:23.239 --> 0:43:25.319 is that was that a bad idea? And he goes, yeah, 0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:27.560 you gotta tell them there's no Santa right now. And 0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:30.799 we didn't, And so George is fifteen years old. She's 0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:33.839 in her bed and I like, Goes. I listened too, 0:43:33.920 --> 0:43:37.160 he goes, is the tooth very real? And I was like, uh, 0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:39.239 and you see George was reading a book. Lower the 0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:41.600 book and her eyes go over. She's kids in her 0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:44.719 class are finger fucking and vakee petting right, and she's 0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:48.520 still believe in Santa. She's like, oh, she's a fucking permit. 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:51.520 She can drive a car. And she's like, wait, Santa's 0:43:51.520 --> 0:43:55.719 not real. And I was like, oh fuck, I'm sorry baby. Yeah, 0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:57.160 she started smoking weed that year. 0:44:01.920 --> 0:44:04.839 Oh my god, that just gave me so fifteen and 0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:08.319 vaping and what you just said with a six year old. 0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:12.440 We'll be right back after this quick break. Games with 0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.640 Names is brought to you by win Bet. Win Bet 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:19.840 brings the excitement of win Las Vegas and Encore Boston 0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:24.200 Harbor to your phone. Join win bet today and bet 0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:30.920 with the official online gaming product from Wind Resorts. Whenever 0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:33.719 I'm back home in Boston, you'll catch me at the 0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:38.200 Encore sportsbook or on my win bet app. Of course, 0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:41.080 let Jacks at the stage. 0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:43.440 Oh should we run through these teams real quick? 0:44:43.520 --> 0:44:44.320 Let's see it Jack? 0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:48.000 All right, So we got Auburn team of destiny this year. 0:44:48.400 --> 0:44:50.759 They'd beaten Alabama, like we said earlier, on the kick 0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:53.760 six Chris Davis runs it back one hundred nine yards. 0:44:53.920 --> 0:44:56.480 They beat Georgia on a Hail Mary prayer. They've been 0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:58.920 three and nine the year before, Like no one expected 0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:02.879 anything from this Auburn team. Uh then sure enough they 0:45:02.880 --> 0:45:05.839 beat Johnny Football in Texas A and m I just him. 0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:07.000 I've been texting with him. 0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:07.759 What would you watch this? 0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:10.719 I'm told, Uh, yeah, I was. It's really interesting. I 0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:12.960 have a lot of thoughts about it because I've watched 0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:16.360 people quit comedy, like quit and be like it's not 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:18.600 for me. I can't wrap my head around that. Yeah, 0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:23.200 I was upset. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with comedy. 0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:26.040 But I watched him say you no, I never he 0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:29.640 never watched any game tape, which is astounding. 0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:31.960 And like it was apparent yeah yeah, and when you 0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:35.000 watched him play, yeah, and the league at least yeah. 0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:38.000 And I kind of find that fascinating, like that he 0:45:38.160 --> 0:45:39.799 that he was like, I don't want to play for 0:45:39.960 --> 0:45:40.560 pro football. 0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:45.000 Yeah, that I was a guy that had to go 0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:45.800 the long way. 0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:46.359 Yeah. 0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:49.040 Yeah, I wasn't given anything. So a guy like me 0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:52.640 in theory looks at a guy like him and says, 0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:56.439 that's a complete waste of life. And and to see 0:45:56.480 --> 0:46:00.279 what the mental struggles and everything that he went. I 0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:04.360 watched the doc, and you know, I I feel better 0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:09.080 for him, but like that whole situation. You know, I 0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:11.600 saw him once too. I just won a super Bowl. 0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:16.200 Johnny Football, big league me, big league me. I'm like 0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:20.759 ever since then, I was like, f Johnny Football. Yeah, 0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.480 I know we've cross pass a bunch. We got multiple 0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:26.279 like friends that are cross pollinated and stuff, but like, 0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:30.759 you know, it just it confirmed it when you don't 0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:35.680 watch Like there's a lot of people in Ohio, Northeast Ohio. 0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:38.800 I went to school at Kent State. These fucking people 0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:42.920 love football. These people were nine to five's working at 0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:47.480 tire shops Middle America, people that have no money. This 0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:49.640 guy's getting paid millions of dollars and you're not going 0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:51.759 to invest one bit of time in for that team 0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:54.839 that's fucking cheering you on, that loves like And I 0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:56.040 know that's stupid to say. 0:46:56.080 --> 0:46:58.920 No, no, It happens in comedy and I say that when 0:46:58.960 --> 0:47:00.840 I say, like, I don't think there's anyone. 0:47:01.000 --> 0:47:02.839 There's probably people that don't know me, that don't know. 0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:07.440 This, But like I, I earned my way into arenas, 0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:10.080 like I worked my way. I didn't. I wasn't giving it. 0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:12.040 I wasn't the guy written up in variety of magas. 0:47:12.080 --> 0:47:14.160 I mean now I am, but like I was never 0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:16.879 the top ten comics to watch. I didn't get rid 0:47:16.880 --> 0:47:20.479 of Kary. I've been written up in everything now But like. 0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:24.600 I did the cover of Spirit magazine really twenty fifteen, 0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:29.400 no big, no big, Do you have fainted fingernails? 0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:36.080 Yeah? Yeah, yeah you will. You will to get ready girl, 0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:38.719 dad to the core and so and so like, but 0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:41.280 I understand that. And I watch comics who get given 0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:44.040 everything who they just are like I don't know for 0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:47.120 whatever reason they got put in like the cat bird 0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:50.120 Seat and now and everyone wants them. And then when 0:47:50.160 --> 0:47:53.520 they get ready to do a Netflix special, they do like, yeah, 0:47:53.560 --> 0:47:55.920 I did a couple of weekends, I'm going out. I'm 0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:58.279 doing like a month. Do When I get ready to 0:47:58.280 --> 0:48:02.279 do a Netflix special, I go out, I start. I mean, 0:48:02.320 --> 0:48:05.839 the whole thing starts. I won't commit to one until 0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:09.960 it's eighteen months out. But like I, when I'm getting there, 0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:13.319 it's like eight months of not going home, it is, 0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:16.719 and it's watching tape every night, it is. It is 0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:19.680 breaking down bits thinking I'm not good enough going to 0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:23.239 doing clubs doing I'm like, I'm on, I am fucking there. 0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:27.000 So I understand that, like like when and especially even. 0:48:26.840 --> 0:48:30.960 Like and you know, like and you see the struggles 0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:33.520 that he went through and all that I mean. But 0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:38.640 there's also like my grandmother was a single grandma with 0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:41.520 three deaf kids in nineteen fifty five, with five hundred 0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:43.120 dollars and bills and three hundred dollars. 0:48:43.640 --> 0:48:45.239 Your family's deaf, My. 0:48:45.560 --> 0:48:48.200 Dad's Yeah, my dad's brothers and sisters are all deaf. 0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:51.440 Is different deaf, No, they have different dads. Where did 0:48:51.440 --> 0:48:52.880 you grow up again? Bay Area? 0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:53.520 Oh? For real? 0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:54.320 Redwood City? 0:48:54.640 --> 0:48:57.600 Yeah, oh, Redwood City, okay, Yeah. I used to do 0:48:58.080 --> 0:49:01.960 stand up a bunch there. Yeah. I always remember the 0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:04.680 exact names of the places. But Sacramento in San Francisco. 0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:06.560 There was a guy that owned the club in Sacramento. 0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:09.960 So there were these great like outdoor parks, outdoor like 0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:12.560 amphitheaters all around there, and so we did them all 0:49:12.600 --> 0:49:14.840 around there. Yeah, and so that's when I first started. 0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:16.120 I did a lot of shows up there. 0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:18.279 Yeah, it was. It was an awesome place to grow up. 0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:18.799 I loved it. 0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:21.000 Yeah, you know we had the Niners. Like you were talking, 0:49:21.040 --> 0:49:23.080 you only had Florida State growing up. You didn't have Tampa. 0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:25.560 We had Niners. We had Barry Bonds when he was 0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:27.960 Berry Bonds. 0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:29.520 With the fucking size eight and a half head. 0:49:29.600 --> 0:49:31.640 Dude. He would see one pitch a week, and it'd 0:49:31.680 --> 0:49:34.439 be in Willie McCovey cove one pitch a week. 0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:37.600 Did you get recruited to play baseball anywhere? 0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:38.239 No? 0:49:38.760 --> 0:49:40.880 Really? What position? Did you play? Short? 0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.520 Really? I broke my back my senior year playing football, 0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:48.400 No baseball. How'd you break your back over use? I 0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:52.000 had a stress fracture in my like L five just 0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:56.719 from swinging, taking cuts, swinging for the fenders. That could happen. Yeah, 0:49:57.000 --> 0:49:59.319 shows you how bad my swing. And then I quit 0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:02.200 and healed up, and I went to College of San 0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:04.280 Mateo to play junior college football. 0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:08.239 Really, you played junior college football. I didn't know that 0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:08.759 could work. 0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:10.440 It does. 0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:13.960 That's crazy because I remember hearing people stories of people 0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:15.719 going to play junior college football, and I was like, 0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:17.960 they'll never And then you get you. 0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:20.320 Got there's a community of us that. I mean, Ocho 0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:22.520 Cinco went to junior college. Who else? 0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:23.719 Jack Tyreek Hill? 0:50:23.920 --> 0:50:28.240 Tyreek Hill. Really a lot of bounce backs of a grades. 0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:33.240 Aaron Rodgers went to Butte Oh really Yeah. In northern 0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:38.399 California is a huge junior college like football program thing 0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:41.000 going because a lot of the guys it's such a 0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:43.000 big state. There's a lot of guys that get overlooked, 0:50:43.680 --> 0:50:47.279 like Florida. Aaron Rodgers from up He's from Chico. He's 0:50:47.280 --> 0:50:49.360 from up north, like three hours north of me. Like 0:50:49.840 --> 0:50:54.440 Chico State, you know, Chico State. Yeah, Chico State was fun. 0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:55.439 Fun. 0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:57.160 We gotta get back Jack, where are we? 0:50:58.200 --> 0:51:00.560 Let's let's run through Florida State real quick. Yeah, just 0:51:01.760 --> 0:51:04.880 to give some shine to the Noles. This team twenty 0:51:04.920 --> 0:51:05.760 thirteen season. 0:51:05.800 --> 0:51:07.319 Look at the score in say just. 0:51:07.280 --> 0:51:11.200 A wagon average margin of victory forty two points. Got 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:14.919 Jamis Like we said, Jalen Ramsey. This was the Jimbo era. 0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:18.520 Brian Stork yet red Lightning even the ball boy was famous. 0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:21.840 Yeah, red lightning. I remember red lightning. You got the 0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:24.080 light in his face? Are you good? I'm perfect, right, 0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:26.920 I'm perfect. I have beautiful blue eyes, you know. What 0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:27.560 that tells me? 0:51:27.800 --> 0:51:28.920 What the Lord's watching me? 0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:33.200 No, that the keto, the shoulder workouts, it's creating a 0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:34.400 presence in confidence. 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:37.560 I'm in a good place right now. I feel very 0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:39.040 good about myself. I feel very alive. 0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:40.560 You so you're moving forward. 0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:44.239 I'm moving forward right now. I actually, actually last night 0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:45.600 I felt like I took a step back and I 0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:47.560 got I got held up by it. Yeah. 0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:49.680 I was high last night too, though, and so I 0:51:49.760 --> 0:51:51.160 was like, California sober. 0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:54.000 Oh yeah yeah, mushrooms and weed. Yeah yeah. I can 0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:57.880 only reason I think I'm not drinking is just to 0:51:57.920 --> 0:51:58.399 lose weight. 0:51:58.640 --> 0:51:59.040 Yeah. 0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:00.840 I was thinking about smoke, going to joint when I 0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:03.120 got done here and drive it through the hills. But 0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:07.200 then I was like, I should be sober for the ride. Yeah, 0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.440 why did you pick a living here? I was just curious. 0:52:09.920 --> 0:52:13.880 Uh. I liked the west Side west Side vibes. 0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:15.680 It's really beautiful. 0:52:15.880 --> 0:52:17.520 It's nice. It's I got a six year old. I'm 0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:19.520 in a cult de sac. It's nice, you know, like 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:23.040 I got some yard. I fell in love with the house. 0:52:24.120 --> 0:52:28.600 You know, it's it just I lived in Brentwood. I 0:52:28.640 --> 0:52:31.799 lived in Brentwood like ten years ago. So Brady. The 0:52:31.840 --> 0:52:33.919 reason why I lived in Brentwood. Brady, you know, had 0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:37.799 the big, mega house that he sold a doctor dre No. 0:52:37.840 --> 0:52:39.760 I didn't know about it. Well, he lived in Brentwood 0:52:39.800 --> 0:52:44.240 like ten fifteen years ago with Giselle, and they built 0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:47.720 this insane home and then they rented this other house 0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:51.879 that was on men Off Mandeville. It was an unbelievable 0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:55.480 house too, probably like fifteen million dollar home. And his 0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:59.200 assistant Ben lived in the house because they finished the house, 0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:02.000 but they still had a year lease on the other house. Yeah, 0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:04.520 and I was CouchSurfing when I first got in the league, 0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:07.040 like living in Marina del Rey, because I moved out 0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:09.319 here to be around him, to throw with them. Oh yeah, 0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:11.560 you know. You know at that time, he really wouldn't 0:53:11.560 --> 0:53:16.680 call me, and so Rawitz we were friends. He goes, Yo, 0:53:17.760 --> 0:53:20.919 come live in Brady's other house with me, just don't 0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:24.600 tell him you're here. And that house was on the 0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:28.000 way to the other house, so like he would come 0:53:28.000 --> 0:53:30.000 in and I'd have to like hide, And I just 0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:32.480 had a lot of great memories. I loved being in Brentwood. 0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:36.560 It's quiet. You know, my daughter she lives over you know, 0:53:36.560 --> 0:53:41.120 a few towns east, So you know, it's I like it. 0:53:41.120 --> 0:53:43.080 It reminds me of northern California a little. 0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:46.759 I love this area. It's funny, especially like when you're 0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:49.600 because I lived I've lived here for almost like twenty 0:53:49.680 --> 0:53:52.719 four years, and I've been poor here, I've and I've 0:53:52.719 --> 0:53:55.560 been rich here, And it's funny once you get rich 0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:57.719 and you realize you can live anywhere you want. Yeah, 0:53:57.719 --> 0:54:00.720 you can live anywhere. You start driving around own places 0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:03.560 and then you start going, oh, I actually can't live 0:54:03.600 --> 0:54:06.399 anywhere like you because you can live in the valley. 0:54:06.400 --> 0:54:07.920 I can live in the valley easy. I have a 0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:10.399 big house. Yeah. But then I was driving from because 0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:13.440 I was in like Venice, and I was driving through 0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:15.000 Santa Monica, and I was like, hey, maybe I can 0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:16.239 buy a house over here. And then I was like 0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:19.839 the fuck, like this it's gorgeous, and I'm like these 0:54:19.840 --> 0:54:21.520 are all fifteen million dollars. 0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:23.480 Yeah, and I was like, holy. 0:54:23.200 --> 0:54:25.279 Shit, Like I can't live here, like I can't live 0:54:25.280 --> 0:54:30.000 anywhere around there. Yeah, it's I'd love to live I'd 0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:32.319 love to live in Malibu. Like if my wife and 0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:34.919 I if my wife gets hit by a car and 0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:38.080 like and I have to figure it out. I'll move 0:54:38.120 --> 0:54:40.600 to Malibi. I'll sell everything, moved to Malibui, kill the dogs. 0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:43.399 You know, Malibu. I would love to live there too, 0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:46.400 but it's just you know, I'm co parenting, so you 0:54:46.440 --> 0:54:49.480 got to be semi close. Yeah, and that's like you 0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.279 can't deal with that traffic, dude, I'd be traffic. You 0:54:52.280 --> 0:54:54.040 gotta like if you live in Malibu, you can't you 0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:57.280 can't leave Malibui. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm cool, which is great. Yeah, 0:54:57.560 --> 0:55:00.400 but like you know, I haven't child. 0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:03.160 I'd be such a great co parent and not like 0:55:03.320 --> 0:55:06.040 full on parent, like that's kind of what I do anyway. 0:55:06.400 --> 0:55:07.960 But like I get the I get that, like the 0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:10.480 Moniker of like a full time dad, I would be 0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:13.600 a great divorced dad co parentings. I mean, it's so 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:16.560 normal now, it's it's normal. Like when I was a kid, 0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:18.440 it was like, oh God, he's got to go with 0:55:18.480 --> 0:55:21.359 his dad. He's gonna get you know, And now you're like, no, no, no, 0:55:21.400 --> 0:55:23.719 it's it's it's the best of both worlds, honestly, Like 0:55:23.960 --> 0:55:26.760 because when you're with your daughter, you are one hundred 0:55:26.760 --> 0:55:30.000 percent I'm guessing you're one hundred percent present because you're 0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:33.440 getting your time and you're making it quality time. For me, 0:55:34.160 --> 0:55:35.640 I was always with them, so I was like, fuck, 0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:38.360 we'll do it tomorrow. And then you like, and then 0:55:38.400 --> 0:55:40.719 you like, and and then, especially when you're broke and 0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:44.360 you're and you're trying to hustle, I would feel guilty 0:55:44.400 --> 0:55:46.560 spending too much time with my kids. I go, well, 0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:48.640 not working. I need to work and make money for 0:55:48.680 --> 0:55:50.120 these kids. I know. 0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:54.319 It's you know, do you want a different situation? Yeah, 0:55:54.320 --> 0:55:58.840 of course you do. But like it's exactly what you said. 0:55:58.920 --> 0:56:01.600 Like I grew up with a mom and dad that 0:56:01.640 --> 0:56:03.880 were together. My dad was always working, my mom was 0:56:03.960 --> 0:56:07.000 raising us. Like when I have my kid, I'm making 0:56:07.040 --> 0:56:08.920 her dinner. I'm doing all the things my mom used 0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:11.399 to do with me. You know. So I've put it's 0:56:11.480 --> 0:56:15.040 like it's just different, you know what I mean. It's 0:56:15.440 --> 0:56:17.719 I'm blessed and fortunate enough to be in the situation 0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:21.240 where I don't have to, you know, worry crazy about 0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:23.880 like financially, what's going down. So that gives me a 0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:25.320 luxury of doing other things. 0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:27.880 But it's crazy too, But like because I think about 0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:30.440 like I'm thinking about you driving a lot, driving over here, 0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:33.800 and I go, so I remember when you started the 0:56:33.800 --> 0:56:36.719 podcast with Sam and I was like, oh cool, and 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:38.279 then you popped up I don't know, I'm sure you 0:56:38.320 --> 0:56:40.600 know this, but you popped up a bunch lately, like 0:56:40.680 --> 0:56:44.799 on in my feet, random and you're really good on Mike. 0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:49.360 And then I go, oh wow, how cool to be 0:56:49.400 --> 0:56:51.600 in a situation where you get to figure out what 0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:52.960 you want to do for the rest of your life, 0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:55.719 because not everyone gets that. I figured out what I 0:56:55.760 --> 0:56:57.359 wanted to do, but I didn't get to do it 0:56:57.560 --> 0:57:00.239 great until you got to work to get there. It's 0:57:00.239 --> 0:57:02.840 cool that you are at a place thinking I was 0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:04.319 thinking about this a lot, where you get to go 0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:06.960 like like do something like this. It's so neat to 0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:11.840 see so many different dudes. And I said about busting 0:57:11.840 --> 0:57:15.239 with the boys, Pat McAfee, aj Hawk, like all these 0:57:15.360 --> 0:57:18.800 great talents on the field blossom off the field. 0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:24.000 It's awesome, it's unbelievable, and those guys are on a 0:57:24.000 --> 0:57:29.880 whole other level. But it's also it's also tough, you know, 0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:32.600 because you love doing this. I love doing this. I 0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:34.960 love going out and talking stories and that's how we 0:57:35.000 --> 0:57:37.240 started this podcast and looking for the best game and 0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:41.160 all that. But I've been a creature of habit since 0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:44.080 I was eight years old, where I've had the same schedule. 0:57:44.120 --> 0:57:46.480 You get up, you go to school, you practice, you 0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:48.760 come home and do homework. The school was substituted with 0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:51.360 football school, where you're just learning your team. You know, 0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:54.440 once you get into college and then pros, it's all football. 0:57:54.680 --> 0:57:57.800 I've had that same schedule since I was eight years old. 0:57:58.480 --> 0:58:01.640 And now you really don't have to you know, if 0:58:01.640 --> 0:58:06.160 you're not dumb, you don't have to think about money. 0:58:06.680 --> 0:58:09.040 If you're not dumb, you know, there's always you always 0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:13.160 have to think about that. But I was blessed where 0:58:13.160 --> 0:58:15.840 I had. I got to live out my dream. I 0:58:15.920 --> 0:58:18.560 lived everything I've ever wanted to d I ever wanted 0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:18.760 to do. 0:58:19.160 --> 0:58:21.120 Every realize do you realize zero? 0:58:21.400 --> 0:58:24.560 But it's hard because now you know, how do you 0:58:24.600 --> 0:58:26.720 like in my child? Now I'm around with my and 0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:31.240 that fills my void of where my heart is. But 0:58:31.320 --> 0:58:36.400 I I was like a mercenary for fucking fifteen fourteen years. 0:58:36.840 --> 0:58:40.600 That like my body clock like at the like right now, 0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:44.120 like i feel like I'm late on in shape for 0:58:44.200 --> 0:58:46.640 the season. I feel I already have the anxiety, you know, 0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:49.600 and you know, now you get to do whatever you want. 0:58:49.680 --> 0:58:52.560 So like you have to you have to like make 0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:56.160 your routine and be positive with your time because you 0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:58.280 have so I've never been accustomed to having time. 0:58:58.480 --> 0:59:00.320 So what do you What does your day look like like? 0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:01.640 Do you work out in the morning. 0:59:01.760 --> 0:59:04.680 Yeah, so I'm when I had like, so this morning, 0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:08.400 I'll wake up at six because I have my daughter. 0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:11.400 You know, I have my daughter Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'll 0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:13.920 wake up when I have her. I wake up at six. 0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:17.160 I've always been an early bird. I'll let her sleep, 0:59:17.200 --> 0:59:21.080 I'll make her lunch, I'll make her breakfast. Then i'll 0:59:21.120 --> 0:59:25.480 wake her up. I'll get her clothes out, dress her, 0:59:26.040 --> 0:59:28.800 do her hair, and then I'll go take a dump 0:59:28.840 --> 0:59:30.800 because you know, that's always been my routine. You know, 0:59:30.840 --> 0:59:33.760 you wake up, you put a dip in, drink a coffee, 0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:37.000 take a shit, and so I'll take her to school. 0:59:37.160 --> 0:59:40.560 I'll go to the gym right after and nine to 0:59:40.600 --> 0:59:44.000 ten thirty, I'm at the gym. I come back and 0:59:44.160 --> 0:59:47.640 usually we're doing stuff for this I'm preparing for you know, 0:59:47.680 --> 0:59:50.880 I'm doing Fox Morning Show this year with a you 0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:54.360 know the Fox. So it's that I'm starting to get 0:59:54.360 --> 0:59:58.160 in and I digest content all day. I'm digesting football 0:59:58.480 --> 1:00:00.640 literally because I want to hear I want to hear 1:00:00.720 --> 1:00:03.440 people's take. So I listened to a lot of people's shows. 1:00:03.480 --> 1:00:06.520 Colin Coward, I'll listen to PMT, I'll watch Pat McAfee, 1:00:07.120 --> 1:00:09.600 just to get you got to know the guy's names, 1:00:09.720 --> 1:00:12.360 you know, and in the headlines and what they're doing 1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:15.000 so you can put your spin and bring your perspective. 1:00:15.080 --> 1:00:18.120 So like it's literally that all day and then come 1:00:18.120 --> 1:00:21.320 home and pick her up and then you know, now 1:00:21.360 --> 1:00:23.520 I have to you know, I make dinner and then 1:00:23.680 --> 1:00:25.800 you know, do it again the next day. Wow. 1:00:25.960 --> 1:00:27.200 Yeah, that's kind of yeah. 1:00:27.480 --> 1:00:29.680 But then I have like a completely like where I'm 1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:32.480 not with my kid and it's a completely different life. 1:00:32.600 --> 1:00:36.200 Do you have friends yeah, like out here, Yeah, I 1:00:36.240 --> 1:00:38.080 was out here for like, oh you were out here 1:00:38.080 --> 1:00:41.080 for a while in the off seasons for like since 1:00:41.160 --> 1:00:44.800 two thousand and ten. Really, yeah, so I've got a 1:00:44.840 --> 1:00:48.160 lot of friends out here. Yeah. That's interesting, it's fun. 1:00:48.320 --> 1:00:48.920 That's crazy. 1:00:48.960 --> 1:00:53.440 I can't imagine you're thirty five, thirty seven. At thirty seven, 1:00:54.600 --> 1:00:57.440 I just started working for Travel Channel. Yeah, I just 1:00:57.480 --> 1:01:00.680 started working with Travel Channel. I just had I'd had 1:01:00.720 --> 1:01:04.480 like my kids were babies. Babies. God, man, your life's 1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:05.200 gonna be so fun. 1:01:06.560 --> 1:01:09.480 Hey, it's been great, you know, but I have like 1:01:09.880 --> 1:01:15.480 I have this whole thing happily miserable. Like it's like 1:01:15.680 --> 1:01:19.360 I need to be in a miserable mindset because anytime, 1:01:19.480 --> 1:01:23.840 like I remember in twenty fifteen or we just won 1:01:23.880 --> 1:01:27.400 a Super Bowl, I was that year and then the 1:01:27.560 --> 1:01:29.640 going into the next year, I'm sitting there, I just 1:01:29.680 --> 1:01:32.640 bought my condo in Boston, I'm redoing it. I'm sitting 1:01:32.720 --> 1:01:36.520 up there, I'm having a career year. I'm sitting here like, man, 1:01:36.560 --> 1:01:39.080 this shit's easy, Like, you know, this is fucking I 1:01:40.680 --> 1:01:42.520 It was the first time I sat back and I 1:01:42.640 --> 1:01:47.360 like cherished the moment, like this is fucking awesome. You know, 1:01:47.640 --> 1:01:51.640 I got everything, Everything's working out, you know, and then 1:01:52.080 --> 1:01:54.280 two weeks later, I break a foot, you know, Like 1:01:54.800 --> 1:01:58.200 so anytime I've ever felt that way, Yeah, you know, 1:01:58.320 --> 1:02:02.200 same thing. I'm having a kid. Oh shit, like that 1:02:02.680 --> 1:02:06.479 the world was great, you know, which it became. Yeah, 1:02:06.520 --> 1:02:08.680 but it wasn't a planned thing if we all you know, 1:02:08.720 --> 1:02:11.800 you know what I mean. So anytime I'm in like 1:02:11.840 --> 1:02:16.720 a happy sense of mind, it's like I can't be there. 1:02:16.800 --> 1:02:20.160 I got the same fucking thing the second I The 1:02:20.160 --> 1:02:23.880 second I sit and smell the roses, can't I start sneezing, 1:02:24.360 --> 1:02:27.080 And so I'm like, fuck this, And so I look 1:02:27.200 --> 1:02:33.120 at like like, uh yeah, I think it keeps you hungry, 1:02:33.200 --> 1:02:35.720 and I think you know, people always go bert your 1:02:35.920 --> 1:02:39.400 They always say to me, when's enough enough? And I 1:02:39.480 --> 1:02:43.000 go never, never, and and they go can you maintain 1:02:43.040 --> 1:02:44.960 this pace? Yeah, one hundred percent until I die, And 1:02:45.040 --> 1:02:46.680 one day I'll die. And if I die doing what 1:02:46.720 --> 1:02:48.880 I love, then I'm a happy man. Like I love 1:02:49.160 --> 1:02:51.080 doing stand up. I look at I look at the 1:02:51.120 --> 1:02:53.640 empty seats. People go, oh, you sold out red Rocks already, 1:02:53.640 --> 1:02:56.560 your crew sold out in twenty four hours, or you're 1:02:56.560 --> 1:02:59.200 all these things like about this tour, this fault tour 1:02:59.200 --> 1:03:01.560 that I have on tops. I just looked at empty tickets. 1:03:01.560 --> 1:03:03.479 That's all I look at is empty tickets. I can't 1:03:03.480 --> 1:03:08.360 get too comfortable. And when I get good things like like. 1:03:07.880 --> 1:03:13.000 A Hitler tea cup, like my Hitler teacup, Okay, that's 1:03:13.000 --> 1:03:14.880 a good thing for you, I guess, and for a 1:03:14.920 --> 1:03:15.880 lot of people it's. 1:03:15.800 --> 1:03:17.760 Yeah, yeah, well. 1:03:19.480 --> 1:03:20.480 It's cool memorabilia. 1:03:21.720 --> 1:03:22.920 Well, when I have you over on the cooking and 1:03:22.960 --> 1:03:24.680 said we'll have tea and I'll put five cups out 1:03:24.680 --> 1:03:25.840 and you won't know which one. 1:03:27.480 --> 1:03:31.120 What is that? Like sushi joint and you get the 1:03:31.160 --> 1:03:34.080 wasabi sushi? Which one has the masabi in it? 1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:34.320 Oh? 1:03:34.400 --> 1:03:38.680 This one genocide on it. 1:03:42.440 --> 1:03:44.520 But like like when we bought when we bought our 1:03:44.640 --> 1:03:50.440 last house or current house, I I felt I couldn't 1:03:50.440 --> 1:03:52.680 really enjoy it because I was like I was like 1:03:53.040 --> 1:03:55.200 I was like, yeah, this is and my wife's like 1:03:55.240 --> 1:03:56.840 we did it, and I'm like, no, stop, but that 1:03:56.840 --> 1:03:59.400 we haven't done it yet, Like you didn't do ship, 1:03:59.600 --> 1:04:04.600 like you're fucking kicking your feet up for you should 1:04:04.600 --> 1:04:08.240 be fucking finding carpets and so but like I couldn't 1:04:08.240 --> 1:04:10.080 find I couldn't get comfortable in it, and I didn't 1:04:10.080 --> 1:04:13.600 want comfortable using Instagram. So I felt guilty about my backyard. 1:04:13.840 --> 1:04:15.960 And then I did one day I did post in 1:04:15.960 --> 1:04:17.960 my backyard, like my buddy Jay Larson hit me up 1:04:17.960 --> 1:04:19.960 and he's like, how big is your backyard? I'm like fuck? 1:04:20.600 --> 1:04:22.760 And then so I was and then and or like 1:04:22.840 --> 1:04:25.000 I can't get I have a hard time getting new cars, 1:04:25.120 --> 1:04:29.720 like I I just feel like if you get her 1:04:29.760 --> 1:04:31.680 a story about a dude about a ferrari, and then 1:04:31.760 --> 1:04:34.200 the next day bad shit happened to him, and I 1:04:34.240 --> 1:04:34.640 was like. 1:04:35.000 --> 1:04:37.000 We're in La right now. You know, it's a grand 1:04:37.080 --> 1:04:39.360 theft out of right here. It's like the video game. 1:04:39.400 --> 1:04:41.720 I see a police chase, so I see people getting 1:04:41.720 --> 1:04:45.480 pulled out of cars regularly, Like, yeah, I drive a Tesla. 1:04:46.600 --> 1:04:48.040 I thought you would have gonna drive a truck. 1:04:48.760 --> 1:04:49.560 I'm not a truck guy. 1:04:49.720 --> 1:04:53.240 You look like a truck guy. Yeah, it's a beard. 1:04:53.600 --> 1:04:54.560 I didn't know you were Jewish. 1:04:54.880 --> 1:05:02.000 Yeah, you have a bar mitzvah? Not really really? 1:05:02.360 --> 1:05:05.479 No? Is your dad Jewish? Your dad? Oh? Your mom? 1:05:05.520 --> 1:05:05.760 Is it? 1:05:06.080 --> 1:05:09.160 So? Technically do I just talk to someone about about 1:05:09.160 --> 1:05:12.400 that yesterday? I just say it, but you know, to 1:05:12.400 --> 1:05:17.600 put it in your terms? You know, you know Hitler? Well, 1:05:17.680 --> 1:05:20.040 I mean Hitler would kill you if you had one 1:05:20.040 --> 1:05:23.960 grandparent Jewish. So technically Hitler technically was Jewish. But I 1:05:24.040 --> 1:05:26.640 think it was his dad. So then he was like, 1:05:27.480 --> 1:05:33.440 I go by the old rules. No, no, no, no, no, 1:05:33.680 --> 1:05:37.520 just the mom has to be Jewish. No yeah, no, 1:05:37.680 --> 1:05:38.480 I practice. 1:05:38.520 --> 1:05:41.920 I speak with my rabbi and ship, do you really badass? 1:05:42.120 --> 1:05:45.320 Rabbi Hamilton he's me and my dad will hop on 1:05:45.360 --> 1:05:47.920 a call with them every Friday for real. Yeah, it's 1:05:47.960 --> 1:05:48.840 good learning experience. 1:05:48.920 --> 1:05:52.160 Who was I just talking to you yesterday? Who's Jewish? 1:05:52.160 --> 1:05:57.480 But it's his it's there? Oh uh oh Greg Warren? 1:05:57.760 --> 1:06:00.280 Yeah you know Greg Warren? No, dude, he is so 1:06:00.520 --> 1:06:02.760 fucking funny, is he. He's got a new special called 1:06:02.800 --> 1:06:06.800 the Salesman. He is just old school and I know 1:06:06.840 --> 1:06:09.040 you'd like him. I haven't heard you curse yet. He doesn't. 1:06:09.080 --> 1:06:11.840 Really, I swear I say all the time, but you 1:06:11.880 --> 1:06:14.720 say f like you you definitely. I'm just feeling the 1:06:14.760 --> 1:06:19.600 vibe out, Okay. I mean I think I already. Yeah, 1:06:19.600 --> 1:06:22.400 but that's is that, that's that's usable. 1:06:22.480 --> 1:06:26.560 Yeah, oh hardcore yeaheah, yeah, I mean I don't. I don't. Yeah, 1:06:26.680 --> 1:06:28.040 I've been saying it for I've been saying I was 1:06:28.080 --> 1:06:29.800 saying it when you weren't supposed to be saying it. 1:06:29.920 --> 1:06:33.200 Yeah, I was still saying it a lot. It's very 1:06:33.280 --> 1:06:38.240 English though. It's like the English people use cunt a bunch. Yeah, 1:06:39.000 --> 1:06:40.680 it's like a real bad English. 1:06:40.840 --> 1:06:43.000 It's that That's where I picked it up because I 1:06:43.000 --> 1:06:44.040 was hanging out with English guys. 1:06:44.760 --> 1:06:45.840 They always say that ship. 1:06:46.080 --> 1:06:49.480 Yeah. We did coke in South Africa once and I 1:06:49.520 --> 1:06:52.800 and it just two things. I don't I like they 1:06:52.880 --> 1:06:54.280 when we did coke, they were like, do you want 1:06:54.320 --> 1:06:56.200 to get sorted out? And I went, well, yeah, sure, 1:06:56.240 --> 1:06:57.760 I don't know what that is. And then they cut 1:06:57.760 --> 1:06:59.040 a line of coke. I was like, oh shit, I 1:06:59.040 --> 1:07:02.160 guess I'll be saying that for and then uh and 1:07:02.200 --> 1:07:04.920 then uh, and then they said cunt and they got 1:07:04.960 --> 1:07:06.520 stuck in my mouth and I can't get it out. 1:07:06.760 --> 1:07:14.480 All right, let's get back to the sevens. Jalen Ramsey, Yeah, what, 1:07:14.800 --> 1:07:17.320 he's a stud. They had a lot of big names. Yeah, 1:07:17.400 --> 1:07:19.640 Davante Freeman. We played him in that twenty eight to 1:07:19.680 --> 1:07:22.480 three Super Bowl against the wings of the Atlanta Falcons 1:07:22.480 --> 1:07:26.200 two years after this. Really he scored a touchdown Rob Nikovich, 1:07:26.240 --> 1:07:29.400 didn't keep the edge, Rob and then he I think 1:07:29.400 --> 1:07:32.240 he scored two touchdowns, didn't keep the edge, and then 1:07:32.360 --> 1:07:33.960 it was a running back out in the flat. 1:07:35.640 --> 1:07:37.240 It's like, you said, how you remember that? 1:07:37.280 --> 1:07:40.160 Well, you were like, just like you were saying, you 1:07:40.200 --> 1:07:42.440 think about the ticket sales you don't have. I think 1:07:42.440 --> 1:07:45.080 about the shitty plays that we didn't make. Really, I 1:07:45.120 --> 1:07:47.160 don't think about like everyone asked the twenty eight to three, 1:07:47.200 --> 1:07:49.240 Oh that catch. I think about the third down and 1:07:49.280 --> 1:07:51.680 I dropped, you know, coming out a halftime. 1:07:52.120 --> 1:07:54.840 I think about bad sets all the time. Yeah, it's 1:07:55.080 --> 1:07:57.880 and like mistakes. I think about conversations I have with people. 1:07:58.160 --> 1:08:01.320 I was just fighting with to girl, not fighting with him, 1:08:01.360 --> 1:08:03.760 but like arguing about a dude who was a dick 1:08:03.880 --> 1:08:06.520 last night actually was a cunt last night. Yeah, And 1:08:06.560 --> 1:08:08.919 I told Sigirl about it and he was like, yeah, 1:08:08.960 --> 1:08:09.640 fuck that guy. 1:08:10.480 --> 1:08:13.400 Yeah, the mistakes, you think about them, Like like when 1:08:13.440 --> 1:08:15.680 I watched this game, I think of Jamis being Jamis 1:08:15.680 --> 1:08:16.519 in the first half. 1:08:17.000 --> 1:08:19.559 Yeah, you know, you got the fumble, not. 1:08:19.479 --> 1:08:23.960 Really executing, and then the second half becomes famous Jamis 1:08:25.040 --> 1:08:28.200 stealing crab legs. But he steal So what's that story? 1:08:28.200 --> 1:08:28.599 You know that? 1:08:28.960 --> 1:08:29.160 Yeah? 1:08:29.320 --> 1:08:32.080 I think here's the deal is there was a big 1:08:32.120 --> 1:08:33.960 hookup for our athletes at our school. 1:08:34.400 --> 1:08:36.920 So like they would come in and they would know 1:08:37.080 --> 1:08:39.160 someone there and the guy was like, you know, take 1:08:39.160 --> 1:08:39.840 fucking crab legs. 1:08:39.840 --> 1:08:41.439 Put them in the thing. I didn't see anything. And 1:08:41.439 --> 1:08:43.720 then there would always be some snitch dude who grew 1:08:43.800 --> 1:08:47.200 up in Tallahassee who had like like, this is my city. 1:08:47.240 --> 1:08:50.679 No one's gonna fucking I know, the sheriff who probably 1:08:50.800 --> 1:08:53.080 was like no, I don't care who you are, and 1:08:53.120 --> 1:08:55.840 so they raced arrested him. I think Jamis Wiston was like, hey, 1:08:55.840 --> 1:08:57.599 the guy kind of gave him to me, but whatever, 1:08:58.000 --> 1:09:00.479 Like fine, I guess I'm in trouble. I'm watching to 1:09:00.560 --> 1:09:02.519 think about how many people got arrested on the Gators, 1:09:03.240 --> 1:09:05.080 Like they said, forty eight of the polleyball and the 1:09:05.080 --> 1:09:09.200 team got I played with like thirteen of them. Yeah, 1:09:09.240 --> 1:09:10.840 that's right, you did. I played with. 1:09:10.880 --> 1:09:15.360 Hernandez, We played with Jermaine Cunningham, I played with t Bow. 1:09:16.280 --> 1:09:19.920 We had them all. Yeah, there's always we always had 1:09:20.520 --> 1:09:25.200 a pipeline of like the best talent, you know, you Belichick, 1:09:25.280 --> 1:09:27.600 you know he was close for like three years. We 1:09:27.600 --> 1:09:29.080 had a lot of Florida guys, and then it went 1:09:29.120 --> 1:09:32.680 to we were starting to get the saving guys. Really. Yeah, 1:09:32.720 --> 1:09:34.880 it's weird. We had a lot of Florida guys. 1:09:35.640 --> 1:09:38.519 I would I never believed. I know this sounds crazy, 1:09:38.560 --> 1:09:41.040 but like even when it was proven, like there's certain 1:09:41.040 --> 1:09:43.879 things where I go is the is he getting railroaded 1:09:43.920 --> 1:09:46.040 by the media. This is what Aaron Hernandez. 1:09:46.760 --> 1:09:50.320 Yeah. I mean there's a stick of bubble gum in 1:09:50.360 --> 1:09:54.479 the murder weapon and it didn't look good. And they 1:09:55.120 --> 1:09:58.800 they had yeah, they it's is it an ongoing case? 1:09:59.240 --> 1:10:01.320 I think it's. I think he was like, I'm done. 1:10:01.640 --> 1:10:03.719 Yeah, he's well, I know he's gone. 1:10:03.800 --> 1:10:04.360 Yeah, he's gone. 1:10:04.400 --> 1:10:06.160 Yeah, I know. 1:10:06.280 --> 1:10:07.479 I don't think he's terrible. 1:10:07.960 --> 1:10:09.840 He was actually, I mean it was sad. 1:10:10.400 --> 1:10:14.479 We're looking dude. If Aaron okay, if can I ask 1:10:14.600 --> 1:10:18.439 a weird question, If Aaron Hernandez doesn't kill that dude 1:10:18.960 --> 1:10:20.759 and doesn't go to prison, do we get Kronk? 1:10:21.360 --> 1:10:22.040 We don't get me? 1:10:22.720 --> 1:10:23.320 Oh for real? 1:10:23.479 --> 1:10:28.759 Oh yeah? The year he so there is a glass 1:10:28.760 --> 1:10:32.640 half full in every case. No, that's a terrible situation 1:10:32.800 --> 1:10:39.600 for all parties. But I did do well off of it, Honestly. 1:10:40.120 --> 1:10:44.960 That year Hernandez gets arrested, Gronk breaks his back. Yeah, 1:10:45.040 --> 1:10:48.720 they signed Amondola. He got hurt. Danny A Mondola, Oh shit, 1:10:48.760 --> 1:10:51.439 I remember him. Yeah. And then they're like, and I 1:10:51.520 --> 1:10:55.560 was there. I didn't have much stats or anything, and 1:10:55.880 --> 1:10:57.599 they didn't want to give me the keys or anything, 1:10:57.640 --> 1:11:00.760 but they had no choice and then I took it 1:11:00.840 --> 1:11:01.200 and ran. 1:11:01.600 --> 1:11:06.000 It's yeah, literally, it's crazy to watch someone you'll never 1:11:06.160 --> 1:11:09.000 maybe you'll see it, but like to watch people pop, 1:11:10.120 --> 1:11:13.080 like like where the name just comes up, like I 1:11:13.120 --> 1:11:17.639 know that I'm probably saying this wrong. Is it Cooper Cup? Cup, 1:11:17.800 --> 1:11:20.360 Cup Cup? Like I was there, We were when he 1:11:20.479 --> 1:11:23.040 was first started playing for the Rams, when when they 1:11:23.080 --> 1:11:26.120 came here, and I remember not knowing much about him, 1:11:26.560 --> 1:11:28.559 and then watch it. Just a couple of passes, then 1:11:28.600 --> 1:11:30.439 a couple more passes, and then all of a sudden 1:11:30.439 --> 1:11:32.920 you hear the stands like the fucking up and and like, 1:11:33.000 --> 1:11:35.840 it's crazy to watch that happen. That happened with the 1:11:35.840 --> 1:11:39.400 male cheerleaders too, the male cheerleaders for the Rams. I 1:11:39.439 --> 1:11:42.880 watched that energy happen for Cooper Cup and for the 1:11:42.880 --> 1:11:45.719 male cheaders because they brought male cheerleaders. And at first 1:11:46.120 --> 1:11:47.680 all the dudes in the stands are like, what the 1:11:47.720 --> 1:11:48.840 fuck And. 1:11:48.800 --> 1:11:52.200 Then athleticism and get them up. No no, no, no no, 1:11:53.400 --> 1:11:55.040 they're not doing that. They're just dancing. 1:11:55.720 --> 1:11:58.400 And all of a sudden, one dude goes, oh, that 1:11:58.400 --> 1:12:01.360 guy can fucking dance, and I'm like yeah, and then 1:12:01.400 --> 1:12:05.519 you realize, oh, he's gotta be the best answer in 1:12:05.560 --> 1:12:07.840 the world to make it as a guy on a chick. 1:12:08.000 --> 1:12:10.000 All these chicks are phoning it in with their tits 1:12:10.000 --> 1:12:13.600 and their ass. This guy's in shorts and a collar shirt. 1:12:13.360 --> 1:12:15.639 Like fucking bring it, bring it, bring it. 1:12:15.760 --> 1:12:18.280 And now we're like, step up your game, ladies. Your 1:12:18.360 --> 1:12:21.439 jobs are not safe. I'd rather watch a bunch of 1:12:21.520 --> 1:12:24.800 dudes out there giving their all than a check like 1:12:25.000 --> 1:12:29.120 I never worked for anything. And cheerleader like and these 1:12:29.160 --> 1:12:31.800 guys and that same game, we were like, dude, these 1:12:32.120 --> 1:12:32.959 guys are badass. 1:12:33.960 --> 1:12:38.439 Cooper cup male cheerleaders just they they went off at 1:12:38.439 --> 1:12:41.240 the same time. I always remember that, I know Coop. 1:12:41.640 --> 1:12:43.439 I just saw him. I went to the training camp 1:12:43.439 --> 1:12:46.439 practice recently. Really, me and Coop used to run routes 1:12:46.479 --> 1:12:50.559 together over in a Golden West community college. Really, yeah, 1:12:50.560 --> 1:12:51.440 he's a stud. 1:12:51.720 --> 1:12:55.120 That what you guys call getting tail what running routes 1:12:55.120 --> 1:12:55.439 at the bar. 1:12:56.000 --> 1:12:58.280 Now, I think he's Mormon with oh, shut the fuck 1:12:58.320 --> 1:13:03.559 up more and Jack, I'm like Mormon. 1:13:03.720 --> 1:13:06.679 I love Mormons. I fearless. They're fucking fearless. 1:13:06.720 --> 1:13:09.080 They're fearless. And I have a lot of Mormons in 1:13:09.080 --> 1:13:11.640 my life. One of my agents and Mormons. You know, 1:13:11.720 --> 1:13:13.559 I had one of my body guys. Was more like, 1:13:14.200 --> 1:13:16.599 Mormons are like the nicest people in. 1:13:16.560 --> 1:13:18.600 The world, the nicest people, and you can trust them 1:13:18.640 --> 1:13:22.040 because I'm getting fucking wasted. No, I've been. I've been. 1:13:22.360 --> 1:13:25.000 Don't give them. Don't give them a caffeine though. Oh 1:13:25.080 --> 1:13:27.479 and don't give them and they go definitely side you 1:13:27.479 --> 1:13:30.000 as aax. I don't a problem with xanax or pills. Yeah, 1:13:30.080 --> 1:13:33.840 and and I've been kicked out of three Buffalo wild 1:13:33.880 --> 1:13:37.080 Wings all in Utah. They got it. 1:13:37.120 --> 1:13:39.000 They got a standard there. Do you not allowed to 1:13:39.040 --> 1:13:42.120 stand up and drink? Did you know that? I know 1:13:42.160 --> 1:13:43.559 it's a dry city area. 1:13:43.600 --> 1:13:46.160 Oh yeah, if you stand up, if you stand up 1:13:46.160 --> 1:13:49.200 with a drink, stand up with a drink, You're out 1:13:49.200 --> 1:13:51.719 of there. Gone. The first time I didn't even realize 1:13:51.720 --> 1:13:54.519 what was happening. The second time, I was like, let 1:13:54.600 --> 1:13:56.960 me see if this worked again. The third time, I 1:13:56.960 --> 1:13:58.519 was like, fuck him, I'm standing and they can do 1:13:58.640 --> 1:13:59.160 what happens. 1:13:59.840 --> 1:14:03.280 I recently I went to the UFC in Utah. It's 1:14:03.600 --> 1:14:07.280 their Salt Lake, it's it's cool, is awesome, and it 1:14:07.360 --> 1:14:09.000 was a lot more diverse than I thought it was 1:14:09.040 --> 1:14:12.360 gonna be. Oh yeah, a lot of Hawaiians, dude, there's 1:14:12.360 --> 1:14:15.439 a lot of well, a lot of the Polynesians are 1:14:15.840 --> 1:14:16.400 a lot of. 1:14:16.840 --> 1:14:21.040 A crazy fit. Like that's like, that's like colonialism at 1:14:21.040 --> 1:14:25.040 its base. Like you think, like because everyone preachers against colonialism, 1:14:25.280 --> 1:14:27.080 you think they'd be like, oh man, we should go 1:14:27.120 --> 1:14:29.439 back to our old shit. Yeah, but yeah, there's my 1:14:29.680 --> 1:14:36.920 fucking trainer is Polynesian. My trainer's Polynesian and she's a Mormon. Yeah, 1:14:37.320 --> 1:14:37.600 it's it. 1:14:37.880 --> 1:14:41.120 I mean, we'd always have because a lot of the 1:14:41.680 --> 1:14:44.920 a lot of the Poli's they went to College of 1:14:44.960 --> 1:14:48.280 sam Teo, my JUCO, and they'd becoming a JUCO at 1:14:48.360 --> 1:14:50.080 like twenty five years old because they had to go 1:14:50.080 --> 1:14:51.160 into missions and ship. 1:14:51.080 --> 1:14:51.679 You know what I mean. 1:14:51.960 --> 1:14:54.639 They're really about it. They're really about it. Great people. 1:14:54.840 --> 1:14:55.680 That's crazy. 1:14:56.640 --> 1:14:59.760 But now, so we would go over the games. So 1:14:59.840 --> 1:15:02.520 you you didn't see the fake punt. 1:15:02.439 --> 1:15:04.559 Didn't see anything that was good. 1:15:04.920 --> 1:15:06.000 You didn't see. 1:15:06.880 --> 1:15:10.720 All I saw was a sucking And I gave up 1:15:11.040 --> 1:15:14.120 and I went home, and then I sat on a 1:15:14.320 --> 1:15:17.760 trampoline with my daughter's jumping, angry and listened to my 1:15:17.760 --> 1:15:20.519 wife cheer for the game. And then finally I was like, 1:15:20.600 --> 1:15:22.479 let's just go in and watch the end and then 1:15:22.479 --> 1:15:24.920 we all took a picture and I had to post 1:15:25.280 --> 1:15:28.320 I am so much happier here than there. And then 1:15:28.360 --> 1:15:29.840 I got on a plane and I went helleskiin the 1:15:29.880 --> 1:15:33.200 next day and almost died. Hello skiing, and then and 1:15:33.240 --> 1:15:34.840 then and then that was, and then I jumped off. 1:15:35.160 --> 1:15:37.360 I had the most terrifying trip to Fuck. 1:15:37.280 --> 1:15:38.799 Are you like a really good skier? 1:15:39.160 --> 1:15:40.360 No? 1:15:40.360 --> 1:15:42.920 No, you just jump out a helicopter. 1:15:43.200 --> 1:15:46.719 Yeah, we were. I was snowboarding and the the guy 1:15:46.800 --> 1:15:48.519 was like, and we went up to like I wish 1:15:48.600 --> 1:15:51.840 I knew exactly the hype. I was like ten thousand 1:15:51.880 --> 1:15:54.800 feet thirteen thousand feet. It was up by Materhorn. And 1:15:54.840 --> 1:15:59.840 the guy's like, Okay, I'm gonna put a homing track 1:15:59.880 --> 1:16:02.320 in device so we can find the body. And I'm 1:16:02.360 --> 1:16:04.760 like what, and he goes, cares you fall in a 1:16:04.840 --> 1:16:07.400 crevss or go off a cliff. We want to find 1:16:07.439 --> 1:16:08.840 your body. And I was like that, I didn't think 1:16:08.840 --> 1:16:11.120 it was as serious. He goes, oh, it's very serious. 1:16:11.600 --> 1:16:14.559 He goes due to go within the three feet from 1:16:14.600 --> 1:16:16.880 my tracks, and so we all had to follow this 1:16:16.880 --> 1:16:18.599 guy down and I'm like, what the fuck? And then 1:16:19.560 --> 1:16:21.639 I caught it. I caught a nose or I caught 1:16:21.680 --> 1:16:24.880 my toes and I went head first and it's four 1:16:24.920 --> 1:16:27.080 feet of powder. I mean so much powder that are 1:16:29.000 --> 1:16:32.200 I was. I stuck. I push like this and I 1:16:32.240 --> 1:16:35.479 couldn't touch anything, and I'm upside down. I'm face first, 1:16:35.520 --> 1:16:38.800 upside down on a mountain. I'm pushing and I go, oh, 1:16:38.800 --> 1:16:40.880 this is why I have the fucking homing tracking device. 1:16:41.120 --> 1:16:42.599 This is how this is what he was talking about. 1:16:42.720 --> 1:16:44.479 They're gonna need to find I'm gonna be sitting here 1:16:44.520 --> 1:16:46.040 for an hour and a half while they try to 1:16:46.080 --> 1:16:48.360 find the body. And I started panicking and then I 1:16:48.400 --> 1:16:51.000 felt a hand grabbed me, flip me over, and he. 1:16:51.000 --> 1:16:52.760 Goes, you should see a sound guy. 1:16:53.120 --> 1:16:58.120 And our sound guy's upside down skis kicking gear everywhere. 1:16:57.600 --> 1:16:59.559 And I was like, get us off this fucking mountain. 1:17:00.120 --> 1:17:03.080 And so yeah, that was trip flip and then and 1:17:03.120 --> 1:17:05.360 then uh yeah, we jumped off a cliff. It was 1:17:05.400 --> 1:17:08.400 all Switzerland. It was a fucking I spent the night 1:17:08.439 --> 1:17:11.439 in an igloo with a Saint Bernard. I was sleeping 1:17:11.439 --> 1:17:13.559 and I slept in an igloo that week. 1:17:13.680 --> 1:17:18.040 I mean that's only fitting. Yeah, yeah, that's what you 1:17:18.080 --> 1:17:19.960 used to see his cartoons. 1:17:19.960 --> 1:17:22.920 It was a beautiful saint Bernard Jack. 1:17:23.720 --> 1:17:26.479 Did we did we miss anything? Because I mean, we 1:17:26.520 --> 1:17:28.719 can't talk about the game. He was in a cab 1:17:29.720 --> 1:17:31.840 the whole game, and that was probably we're going to 1:17:31.880 --> 1:17:33.720 talk about him. He missed the whole game. But other 1:17:33.760 --> 1:17:37.440 than that, it's a sneaky, really good National Championship. 1:17:39.560 --> 1:17:42.360 It's really a great right now. 1:17:42.720 --> 1:17:46.759 Jamis Winston comes out and shows everyone why he's the Heisman, 1:17:46.800 --> 1:17:49.880 show if he winner. Yeah, it was last BCS game. 1:17:50.080 --> 1:17:51.479 I've heard really good things about it. 1:17:52.479 --> 1:17:54.080 What it's the last BCS game? 1:17:54.160 --> 1:17:54.639 Oh for real? 1:17:54.720 --> 1:17:56.080 The playoff game in the next year. 1:17:56.400 --> 1:17:59.920 Oh ship Man as. 1:17:59.800 --> 1:18:03.160 Far missing anything else? Cooper Cup not a confirmed Mormon. 1:18:03.800 --> 1:18:06.240 Not I don't know why. I'm that really bummed me out. 1:18:06.280 --> 1:18:10.639 I've never been just as super Christian. Oh well those 1:18:10.640 --> 1:18:12.680 are my words. 1:18:11.280 --> 1:18:13.120 Not cooglar Christian. 1:18:13.560 --> 1:18:15.519 Yeah, not quite as fun. 1:18:16.680 --> 1:18:19.000 Yeah, no, they have. 1:18:19.240 --> 1:18:22.439 Yeah, I'd rather hang with a Mormon than a Christian 1:18:24.080 --> 1:18:25.479 because at least like. 1:18:26.120 --> 1:18:29.759 Like yeah, because Christians drink. Oh yeah, my wife's Catholic. 1:18:30.160 --> 1:18:32.519 Oh they they do the wine. 1:18:33.360 --> 1:18:37.439 Well yeah, most of them are alcoholics. Catholics. Catholics are 1:18:37.439 --> 1:18:38.679 pretty bad. Go to Boston. 1:18:39.280 --> 1:18:41.120 I lived there for oh that's right. Yeah, go to 1:18:41.160 --> 1:18:46.799 Boston for fourteen years. Thirteen years in a great talent. 1:18:47.520 --> 1:18:49.559 Can we uh. I'd be remiss if I didn't read 1:18:49.560 --> 1:18:52.160 this quote. Also, this is from the Orlando Sentinel, bringing 1:18:52.200 --> 1:18:55.240 it back to circumcision talk. This is from Tim Tebow 1:18:55.280 --> 1:18:58.000 after his trip the first time. I gotta say it 1:18:58.040 --> 1:19:01.479 was nerve wrecking. Hands were shaking. This is real, This 1:19:01.560 --> 1:19:06.280 is real, serious Orlando Sentinel. Hands were shaking a little bit. 1:19:06.360 --> 1:19:09.400 I mean, I'm cutting somebody. You can't do these kinds 1:19:09.439 --> 1:19:11.719 of things in the United States, but these people really 1:19:11.760 --> 1:19:15.160 needed the surgeries and we needed to help them. 1:19:15.439 --> 1:19:17.639 I guess he doesn't have a steady man as a surgeon. 1:19:18.240 --> 1:19:21.600 You're making the I'm not making Tim Tebow. 1:19:22.280 --> 1:19:24.759 And they said he also assisted in a few dental 1:19:24.760 --> 1:19:28.040 operations over there, So I mean, it's just wild West. 1:19:28.720 --> 1:19:29.240 Dude, TMO. 1:19:29.280 --> 1:19:31.960 I'm telling you, TiO is, hold on on my vacation 1:19:32.840 --> 1:19:36.160 perform surgery. I might go there too. 1:19:37.320 --> 1:19:39.960 Distracted me to somebody. I don't think it was a vacation. 1:19:40.040 --> 1:19:41.000 I think it was a mission. 1:19:41.280 --> 1:19:42.719 Hey, what are you guys gonna do today? 1:19:42.840 --> 1:19:42.960 Oh? 1:19:43.000 --> 1:19:46.519 I got a fucking I got an amputation too. I'm 1:19:46.520 --> 1:19:48.679 a cut of guy's leg. Off, it's Gangreen, It's fucking 1:19:48.680 --> 1:19:49.880 they let you do anything. 1:19:49.600 --> 1:19:50.240 To count here. 1:19:50.479 --> 1:19:51.040 Can't do that? 1:19:51.920 --> 1:19:53.920 Like that sounds crazy? Why what are you doing? Well, 1:19:53.960 --> 1:19:56.160 we're gonna go to dinner and then late night there's 1:19:56.200 --> 1:20:00.519 this kid as Tibo went after him, but he couldn't 1:20:00.560 --> 1:20:02.559 catch him. So we're gonna see me and catch him 1:20:02.560 --> 1:20:03.479 and cut his cock. 1:20:04.720 --> 1:20:11.240 Oh is this? What city is this? Oh? My god, island? 1:20:11.320 --> 1:20:13.560 It's Thailand or no, Philippine, Philippines. 1:20:13.760 --> 1:20:15.080 He goes to the Philippines. 1:20:15.600 --> 1:20:18.479 Dude, Netflix, if you're listening, I want to do the 1:20:18.520 --> 1:20:21.000 same time as Special Joe Coy did in the Philippines. 1:20:21.160 --> 1:20:23.080 But I want to go down and cut everyone's cock 1:20:26.479 --> 1:20:29.479 and then come back with a necklace of foreskins and 1:20:29.680 --> 1:20:35.040 just be like I'm their leader and a way, you know, 1:20:35.240 --> 1:20:37.559 I mean, you do something so much in the day 1:20:37.880 --> 1:20:41.439 you have dreams about it. You know that Tina has 1:20:41.520 --> 1:20:47.800 to have dreams. I'm cutting little boys cock. He wakes 1:20:47.880 --> 1:20:51.519 up his wife's mike, what's about it? And he's like nothing, 1:20:51.600 --> 1:20:53.840 go back to sleep. I can't tell anybody about this. 1:20:56.080 --> 1:20:59.400 Oh oh okay. 1:20:59.560 --> 1:21:04.600 For Philip peanut Kin, He's like, who's the fucking celebrity. 1:21:04.120 --> 1:21:06.479 Cutting my cock? Can we get a doctor in here? 1:21:07.560 --> 1:21:09.360 The fucking I don't get a ship about. 1:21:09.120 --> 1:21:12.840 The Broncos, get a fucking doctor to wash his. 1:21:12.880 --> 1:21:16.080 Hands and cut my cock? Is that if Tim Tebow? 1:21:16.240 --> 1:21:18.800 I don't know who you are, dude, I'm pretty sure 1:21:18.840 --> 1:21:22.400 he had gloves on. Pretty sure he had gloves on. 1:21:22.560 --> 1:21:23.200 Oh my god. 1:21:23.560 --> 1:21:26.880 Yeah, it's you can't make this stuff up. I mean, 1:21:26.880 --> 1:21:30.040 but he's I cannot make this up. He's that's he is. 1:21:31.120 --> 1:21:35.040 He could be Jesus. Tim Tebow is Jesus. 1:21:35.400 --> 1:21:37.280 But it's like, out of all the things they need, 1:21:39.040 --> 1:21:40.920 They're like, Tim should give him money. 1:21:40.920 --> 1:21:44.080 He's like, no, no, no, what else? He's like, what about? 1:21:44.080 --> 1:21:44.519 Like food? 1:21:44.560 --> 1:21:46.400 He's like, keep going, keep going. I can that they'll 1:21:46.439 --> 1:21:50.719 get that. Oh, these kids run circums. What did you say? 1:21:51.600 --> 1:21:53.400 A lot of these kids are on the circumcised? 1:21:53.560 --> 1:21:53.720 Yeah? 1:21:53.760 --> 1:21:56.040 Yeah, yeah, stick on that one. What if I cut 1:21:56.080 --> 1:21:56.559 their cocks? 1:21:56.600 --> 1:21:57.839 I'm like, well, it seems a little. 1:21:57.600 --> 1:22:00.400 Selfish to him, but I mean, they don't really need 1:22:00.439 --> 1:22:03.320 to be circumcised. He's like he should be right, And 1:22:03.320 --> 1:22:04.439 I was like, well you're saying that. 1:22:04.479 --> 1:22:05.240 We didn't say that. 1:22:05.600 --> 1:22:07.479 He's like, how much for me to cut their cocks 1:22:07.479 --> 1:22:09.960 and they're like, are you gonna pay us? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:22:10.000 --> 1:22:11.400 we'll do it that we can buy all the food 1:22:11.400 --> 1:22:14.720 and stuff. Oh. I feel bad because I know that 1:22:14.760 --> 1:22:17.080 this happens to me where someone mocks me and it's 1:22:17.120 --> 1:22:19.479 so fucking hilarious. But when it happens to you, it hurts. 1:22:19.680 --> 1:22:21.960 And I know Tim Tebow is gonna be on his 1:22:22.040 --> 1:22:23.799 farm in Jacksonville's. 1:22:23.160 --> 1:22:26.320 Like, hey, man, I love Jules's podcast. 1:22:26.760 --> 1:22:28.920 I had the pcs's Florida say I can't wait to 1:22:28.960 --> 1:22:31.280 hear this, and he's like sitting there hitting a tire 1:22:31.280 --> 1:22:33.400 with a hammer. God damn, I was trying to cut 1:22:33.400 --> 1:22:34.759 their cocks for good reasons. 1:22:37.520 --> 1:22:39.200 He's on game day, I think, though I don't think 1:22:39.200 --> 1:22:39.880 he's on a farm. 1:22:40.280 --> 1:22:42.000 I do like to imagine he's a listener though. 1:22:42.400 --> 1:22:44.719 Yeah, Tim, yeah, I would love to know who you're 1:22:45.080 --> 1:22:50.200 I would say he's probably not. I mean with Sam 1:22:50.280 --> 1:22:53.080 last season, I mean he we're not really good with, 1:22:53.920 --> 1:22:55.360 like the real true. 1:22:56.439 --> 1:22:58.799 Kurt Warner and Sam do yeah get along? Confirmed? 1:22:58.880 --> 1:22:59.519 Oh wow? 1:22:59.680 --> 1:23:02.240 Yeah Kurt Warner. You know he's a very man of faith, 1:23:02.439 --> 1:23:03.439 man fear of God. 1:23:04.320 --> 1:23:04.880 That's the thing. 1:23:05.320 --> 1:23:09.800 Sam opened up with a dick beating joke. I think 1:23:10.000 --> 1:23:11.280 we're jacket jacking off. 1:23:12.280 --> 1:23:14.800 We were talking about dig vermial crying and jerking off 1:23:14.840 --> 1:23:17.960 and something, and he just he just put the blinders. 1:23:18.000 --> 1:23:19.640 He like acted like he didn't even hear it. 1:23:19.800 --> 1:23:23.040 Yeah. Not even Kurt Warner would not like me. 1:23:25.160 --> 1:23:25.920 It's a great guy. 1:23:26.120 --> 1:23:28.280 I bet he'd be like, he'd be like sure, man, 1:23:29.000 --> 1:23:31.440 Like I bet he'd have one of those faces like 1:23:31.479 --> 1:23:33.479 remember the first time he saw two dudes kiss and 1:23:33.479 --> 1:23:35.679 you were like, I'm gonna look at something else real quick. 1:23:37.000 --> 1:23:38.519 I bet he'd look at me like that. He'd be like, 1:23:38.600 --> 1:23:46.320 uh great. So, uh yeah, I was shelving groceries and 1:23:46.360 --> 1:23:48.120 then they call. 1:23:48.680 --> 1:23:51.160 A fl though he went to the a f L. 1:23:51.240 --> 1:23:55.520 Then he went a FL before after groceries. 1:23:56.439 --> 1:24:00.599 Let me do Iowa Barnstormers AFL not that arena. 1:24:01.439 --> 1:24:02.120 Oh really. 1:24:03.760 --> 1:24:04.080 Did you? 1:24:04.240 --> 1:24:10.000 Yeah? Professionally where Avengers. I played for the Avengers. It 1:24:10.040 --> 1:24:10.880 was for a TV show. 1:24:11.520 --> 1:24:11.800 Uh. 1:24:11.840 --> 1:24:13.639 It was one of the one of the bigger mistakes 1:24:13.640 --> 1:24:18.880 in my life. Uh the I was a quarterback and 1:24:19.040 --> 1:24:21.879 uh it was it was called a TV show called Herbert, 1:24:21.960 --> 1:24:26.040 And so the coach was like, you know, I'm sure 1:24:26.040 --> 1:24:28.320 you know, coach energy of like, I'm not fucking around, 1:24:28.360 --> 1:24:30.320 like I understand you're paying us to do this. What 1:24:30.560 --> 1:24:32.840 do you need real quick? And the producers like, we're 1:24:32.840 --> 1:24:34.920 just gonna have him be a quarterback. And then you know, 1:24:35.080 --> 1:24:36.880 they'll sack him and he'll try to run a pat 1:24:36.960 --> 1:24:38.600 run a play and they'll they'll get him over the 1:24:38.640 --> 1:24:40.519 middle and he'll try to be it. He'll do all 1:24:40.520 --> 1:24:42.760 the positions. You guys just fuck him up. And then 1:24:42.800 --> 1:24:45.240 coach's like, all right, yeah, like you just real like okay, 1:24:45.320 --> 1:24:47.880 so uh he he's gonna be quarterback. Let's fucking like 1:24:47.920 --> 1:24:50.320 this get up. And so I'm like, oh fuck. And 1:24:50.400 --> 1:24:53.719 so then I realized my offensive line is not blocking. 1:24:54.560 --> 1:24:58.920 So I take I take the hike, I take the ball, 1:24:59.439 --> 1:25:02.160 and I back and I sprint up the middle and 1:25:02.200 --> 1:25:07.880 I run a touchdown and the coach loses his shit. 1:25:08.479 --> 1:25:12.280 He goes, this is the fucking reason you don't start. 1:25:12.400 --> 1:25:15.400 I don't need any of you. This motherfucker better leave 1:25:15.680 --> 1:25:18.160 on a fucking stretcher if you want to keep those 1:25:18.160 --> 1:25:19.640 helmets and keep that jersey. 1:25:19.320 --> 1:25:20.519 On, do you understand me? 1:25:20.840 --> 1:25:22.920 And then some black dudes like you fucked up, man, 1:25:23.240 --> 1:25:27.240 And I was like, oh god. The next play I'm 1:25:27.320 --> 1:25:32.320 blindsided from behind, knocked unconscious. I got so you can 1:25:32.400 --> 1:25:36.559 hit it type in type in Herbert football. I got 1:25:36.600 --> 1:25:39.479 so fucked up, and I got a concussion. And at 1:25:39.520 --> 1:25:42.120 the end it's like you can tell them concussion. I'm like, yeah, 1:25:42.200 --> 1:25:46.840 that's me on the floor. Yeah, and I just got 1:25:46.920 --> 1:25:48.040 fucking worked. 1:25:48.840 --> 1:25:52.640 No protection, not knowing, not taking a hit blindside. 1:25:53.439 --> 1:25:57.640 Oh, no protection. How young I am. I got a 1:25:57.720 --> 1:26:04.920 ton of hair though. It was a physical game. Yeah, arena, 1:26:04.960 --> 1:26:09.320 it's small space all right here, So the next the partment, 1:26:09.439 --> 1:26:12.360 keep it there, keep it there. This is all of 1:26:12.360 --> 1:26:18.160 a sudden you and then I heard you punk. This 1:26:18.320 --> 1:26:23.599 is me just kidding, little man. Yeah, you get I 1:26:23.600 --> 1:26:27.120 think the I think the blind side's coming up. The crush. 1:26:27.720 --> 1:26:32.559 You know, that's solid contact with I've never look behind 1:26:32.600 --> 1:26:33.520 my voices. 1:26:35.080 --> 1:26:37.680 And clear. The weirdest part is when you get hit 1:26:37.720 --> 1:26:45.200 from behind. Oh yeah, that's definitely a concussion. Yeah you 1:26:45.240 --> 1:26:47.479 went helmet back of the head, yeah done. 1:26:47.840 --> 1:26:49.240 Yeah. 1:26:49.680 --> 1:26:52.639 And then at least you didn't break your back, yeah, 1:26:52.640 --> 1:26:54.880 because if you would have went lower, you would have 1:26:55.040 --> 1:26:56.599 you would have had some vertebraey damage. 1:26:56.960 --> 1:27:00.320 Yeah. Yeah, you were skinny guy there. I was the 1:27:00.400 --> 1:27:02.840 shoulders That's where I met my I was I was, 1:27:02.880 --> 1:27:04.720 That's why I met. I was in the spinning class. 1:27:05.280 --> 1:27:08.519 The Yeah, I was doing a lot of spin classes, 1:27:08.720 --> 1:27:09.840 a good cardio back then. 1:27:10.560 --> 1:27:12.640 But I'm not like jacks like I am now. The 1:27:13.560 --> 1:27:15.240 I then I was a professional. I was an mm 1:27:15.240 --> 1:27:16.960 A fighter for a day. I thought the gracies. I 1:27:16.960 --> 1:27:19.000 got choked out. I was a bull. 1:27:19.240 --> 1:27:22.320 You want to fucking to type in Herbert Rodeo clown. 1:27:23.040 --> 1:27:25.840 This is the worst. This is this is this, this 1:27:25.920 --> 1:27:27.240 is what it got me to quit the show. 1:27:29.280 --> 1:27:30.280 That's something I will never. 1:27:32.120 --> 1:27:32.400 Course. 1:27:35.640 --> 1:27:37.640 I broke my foot and broke my ribs. 1:27:38.720 --> 1:27:43.719 Just crashed. Breaking your ribs sucks, do isn't it? Dude? 1:27:43.800 --> 1:27:47.280 Can the sleeping sucks? You know? The key? I broke 1:27:47.360 --> 1:27:49.240 my ribs a lot. The key to sleeping on broke 1:27:49.320 --> 1:27:56.240 ribs is lay on that side. Yeah. Yeah, I thought 1:27:56.240 --> 1:28:00.000 you were going he's crazy, So you're gonna come to 1:28:00.120 --> 1:28:01.760 my cooking show? I'm down. Who do you want to 1:28:01.760 --> 1:28:04.519 do with? Whoever? Yeah, you name it. It's usually better 1:28:04.520 --> 1:28:06.360 if you know the person because you can hang out 1:28:06.360 --> 1:28:08.200 with them. If there's someone you like that you're like, oh, 1:28:08.200 --> 1:28:09.880 I'd like to do that with that. That person we 1:28:09.920 --> 1:28:10.800 can do it begainst that it up. 1:28:10.840 --> 1:28:12.320 Do I have to have like a name right now? 1:28:12.479 --> 1:28:12.759 Nope? 1:28:13.439 --> 1:28:14.879 Can I think about it in marinate? 1:28:15.080 --> 1:28:16.200 Yeah? How about Sarah Silverman. 1:28:16.280 --> 1:28:17.360 She's Jewish, is she? 1:28:17.520 --> 1:28:22.439 Yeah? She's awesome. Her sister's rabbi. Yeah, yeah, she's fucking awesome. 1:28:22.600 --> 1:28:25.760 I've heard, I've heard, and I mean she's funny as fuck. 1:28:25.920 --> 1:28:26.879 She's really funny. 1:28:27.479 --> 1:28:30.439 You could tell a behind scenes. She could be a 1:28:30.479 --> 1:28:33.800 fucking killer. I bet, like as far as like joke telling. Oh, 1:28:33.840 --> 1:28:36.519 she's like she she keeps it on the meter of 1:28:36.600 --> 1:28:38.559 like where she doesn't go real. 1:28:38.920 --> 1:28:42.160 Her last special is so good, her last I watch 1:28:42.160 --> 1:28:44.720 a lot of specials because I have comics on my podcast. 1:28:44.479 --> 1:28:47.080 And you're you're pretty much in your scouting. 1:28:47.520 --> 1:28:48.920 Yeah, well I want to make sure I'm not stepping 1:28:48.960 --> 1:28:51.479 on anyone's material that too. Yeah. I had a really 1:28:51.479 --> 1:28:54.519 great joke. I had a really fucking great joke I 1:28:54.520 --> 1:28:55.960 told the other night. I got high and I just 1:28:56.080 --> 1:28:58.920 it just came to me and it was so good 1:28:59.320 --> 1:29:01.960 and so perfect. I'll tell you after the podcast that 1:29:02.080 --> 1:29:04.479 I fucking texted at my whole group, all my. 1:29:04.360 --> 1:29:06.280 Friends, just to put it out there. Someone takes it. 1:29:06.360 --> 1:29:08.439 I was like, no, I went, does anyone have this joke? 1:29:08.479 --> 1:29:10.920 So sometimes you'll tell a joke on stage and it'll 1:29:10.960 --> 1:29:14.120 be so perfect you're like, hold on, hang on, one second, 1:29:14.840 --> 1:29:16.519 is that someone else's joke? And then they'll hit you 1:29:16.600 --> 1:29:18.439 up and they're like it's a Patrice joke. You're like, 1:29:18.479 --> 1:29:20.680 oh fuck, And so then you gotta get rid of it. 1:29:21.040 --> 1:29:24.639 I texted everyone. I texted Mark Norman, I didn't text Sam. 1:29:24.720 --> 1:29:28.400 I texted Rogan, I texted Segura. I texted everyone, and 1:29:28.439 --> 1:29:33.439 everyone's like, never heard it, brilliant premise. I was like, done, son, 1:29:33.760 --> 1:29:37.799 I'm so fucking pumped. It's the best feeling in the world. 1:29:37.640 --> 1:29:39.759 When you found when you find a good joke. 1:29:40.840 --> 1:29:42.680 It's got to be it's got to be what it 1:29:42.720 --> 1:29:46.120 feels like for you when a ball would land in 1:29:46.160 --> 1:29:49.960 your hand and you'd pull it in and you'd be like, oh, 1:29:50.000 --> 1:29:50.880 I did it now. 1:29:50.960 --> 1:29:54.479 I think I think for me it'd be more like 1:29:57.000 --> 1:30:00.080 route running. Yeah, like when the guy when you kill 1:30:00.160 --> 1:30:02.639 guy out. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, because that's 1:30:02.680 --> 1:30:06.519 my creative that's where my creative juice comes from. He's like, 1:30:07.080 --> 1:30:10.280 when a guy gives you an impossible look, like an 1:30:10.320 --> 1:30:12.880 inside leverage and you have to have an inbreaking route 1:30:12.920 --> 1:30:16.200 and you stem them in, you reset your stem, you 1:30:16.200 --> 1:30:18.160 get him running four and then you slap him by 1:30:18.200 --> 1:30:20.400 and you come under and he's like running like that, 1:30:21.439 --> 1:30:24.240 he's like telling a good joke or finding the good joke. 1:30:25.080 --> 1:30:28.120 Mine sounds a lot simpler, but yeah, what do you mean? 1:30:28.280 --> 1:30:30.519 Like you just stem him in and he gives you 1:30:30.560 --> 1:30:33.439 a look. I'm like, I'm already like, I'm so confused 1:30:33.439 --> 1:30:37.680 by playbooks where like uh, molly three inside powder, Uh, 1:30:38.000 --> 1:30:41.920 let's troil the bullet with a three five runner runner Runner. 1:30:42.120 --> 1:30:46.200 Rangers fing to zero slot, ride one thirty four f 1:30:46.240 --> 1:30:50.040 bo ice alert ride one thirty four gap. That's one 1:30:50.080 --> 1:30:53.320 play and what does that mean? So there's a pass 1:30:53.560 --> 1:30:56.839 and a run play. It's a check with me type play. 1:30:57.160 --> 1:30:59.720 Rangers is the personnel group, So that's telling everyone who 1:30:59.760 --> 1:31:02.120 they are are in the huddle for the skill position, guys. 1:31:02.640 --> 1:31:06.759 The thing that's telling a type of motion to the formation. 1:31:06.920 --> 1:31:10.960 So zero slot is the formation, zero is the original formation. 1:31:11.200 --> 1:31:14.560 Zero out brings the F out here, slot brings the 1:31:14.680 --> 1:31:18.000 Z over here. So that zero slot is that wow. 1:31:18.080 --> 1:31:20.479 So the fing is telling the the f hees to 1:31:20.560 --> 1:31:23.800 fing motion to the tight end and then F bow 1:31:23.920 --> 1:31:26.720 ice is the f bow is running. That ice is 1:31:26.760 --> 1:31:30.040 a two man concept where it's an incut and across 1:31:30.439 --> 1:31:33.639 alert for a certain look or right one thirty four, 1:31:33.640 --> 1:31:35.920 which is a handoff play to the right. 1:31:36.360 --> 1:31:38.719 So when you when you would hear those in a huddle, 1:31:38.760 --> 1:31:41.920 were you just looking for your words? Now, I was 1:31:41.960 --> 1:31:43.559 there for so long. It was in the same system, 1:31:43.640 --> 1:31:46.080 so I knew so like he could he could tell. 1:31:46.200 --> 1:31:49.960 I could tell by what situation like if it was 1:31:50.000 --> 1:31:52.400 first or second or third down. I knew the play 1:31:52.400 --> 1:31:54.800 calls that were coming in because we'd be so rehearsed 1:31:55.160 --> 1:31:59.200 with walkthroughs and you know, knowing what the scheme was 1:31:59.280 --> 1:32:03.320 or what they were their tendencies on defense were, so 1:32:03.360 --> 1:32:05.479 you knew that you could have a sixty percent chance 1:32:05.479 --> 1:32:07.600 of this happening, or a thirty percent or like a 1:32:07.640 --> 1:32:08.200 one percent. 1:32:08.280 --> 1:32:10.880 You know, so if you're like really putting the time in, 1:32:10.960 --> 1:32:12.640 you could like finish those sentences. 1:32:13.600 --> 1:32:17.519 Jesus, that's insane to me. That's insane to me. That's 1:32:17.560 --> 1:32:18.559 something I enjoy. 1:32:18.840 --> 1:32:23.240 Like I talk with the boys because you know, there's taka. 1:32:23.280 --> 1:32:25.400 You know, I've been working with like an acting coach 1:32:25.479 --> 1:32:28.120 and stuff, and potentially want to go to I want 1:32:28.160 --> 1:32:31.759 to get in that. You know, It's something I've always enjoyed. 1:32:32.960 --> 1:32:34.920 But the one thing that scares me the most, even 1:32:34.960 --> 1:32:38.920 when I'm working with my acting coach, is remembering your 1:32:38.960 --> 1:32:43.720 lines because you don't want to be the person on 1:32:43.800 --> 1:32:47.000 set that doesn't know the line. I get it. It 1:32:47.080 --> 1:32:48.959 reminds me of like not knowing the formation. 1:32:49.240 --> 1:32:51.160 Oh really, yeah, but you already have that brain. You 1:32:51.200 --> 1:32:51.799 can memorize. 1:32:51.880 --> 1:32:55.160 Yeah, but it's different, yeah, because you know the concept. 1:32:55.280 --> 1:32:58.679 Well, I'll tell you this acting is very different once 1:32:58.760 --> 1:33:02.479 that it's been blocked out. Like to read sides and 1:33:02.600 --> 1:33:05.720 an edition is very different than doing it and I 1:33:05.720 --> 1:33:08.439 can barely read. I'm really bad at it too. Yeah. 1:33:08.439 --> 1:33:10.960 It's it's like when you know, when you were a 1:33:11.040 --> 1:33:14.360 kid in like class and you had to you guys 1:33:14.360 --> 1:33:17.559 were doing the reading around class, Like I would sit 1:33:17.760 --> 1:33:20.960 and I would do math on when my like five 1:33:21.040 --> 1:33:24.240 sentences were yeah, and I'd sit and practice that sentence 1:33:24.360 --> 1:33:27.120 those my my paragraph, like I thought, and I would 1:33:27.120 --> 1:33:27.960 still fuck it up. 1:33:28.760 --> 1:33:31.599 Jake Paul is the best out loud reader I've ever 1:33:31.600 --> 1:33:34.240 seen in my life. I got a sign glove wreck there. 1:33:35.560 --> 1:33:39.479 Oh no, I'm sorry, Logan Paul Logan. Logan is, I've 1:33:39.479 --> 1:33:41.240 never seen Jake read. I'm gonna see him read. I'm 1:33:41.280 --> 1:33:43.080 going to Miami and do his podcast in a couple 1:33:43.080 --> 1:33:46.880 of weeks. Logan Paul can read out loud like a motherfucker, 1:33:47.040 --> 1:33:49.800 like a nerd, like when the nerds would read and 1:33:49.800 --> 1:33:52.280 you'd be like, fucking yeah, but wait, pe. 1:33:52.479 --> 1:33:56.479 I worked with JB. James Brown on Inside the NFL 1:33:57.000 --> 1:34:00.880 the last two years and like just watchings like those 1:34:00.880 --> 1:34:03.320 guys off the teleprompter and how they'll throw in a 1:34:03.360 --> 1:34:05.680 couple of their extra own little ship. Yeah, like how 1:34:05.720 --> 1:34:06.760 the fuck did you know? Where you go? 1:34:07.400 --> 1:34:07.880 Where do you go? 1:34:07.920 --> 1:34:08.800 How do you get back to it? 1:34:08.880 --> 1:34:09.600 How do you get back to it? 1:34:09.680 --> 1:34:12.519 He throw in something it's fucking crazy. 1:34:12.520 --> 1:34:17.040 It's eyes disconnect. Yeah. I I well, the first time 1:34:17.040 --> 1:34:20.320 I ever read prompter, I thought that I had to 1:34:20.360 --> 1:34:23.360 go at his speed. So we fucking tore through it 1:34:23.400 --> 1:34:25.800 and they're like, you're reading really fast. They're going to 1:34:25.840 --> 1:34:27.479 you and he's like and the guy's I'm keeping up 1:34:27.520 --> 1:34:30.439 with you, buddy, And I was like, oh sorry. I 1:34:30.479 --> 1:34:34.360 was like, oh, let's go slower. Then he goes good call. Yeah, 1:34:34.439 --> 1:34:36.320 I'm not good at I'm not I'm not a good 1:34:36.320 --> 1:34:39.920 out loud reader. I'm dyslexic, so i'll like read like. 1:34:40.880 --> 1:34:42.320 I had a joke about that the other night. My 1:34:42.400 --> 1:34:45.280 daughter's dyslexic, and she texted me I'll meet you. What 1:34:45.400 --> 1:34:47.240 she meant to say is I'll meet you at the intersection, 1:34:47.720 --> 1:34:49.960 but she wrote I'll meet you with the insurrection, and 1:34:50.000 --> 1:34:54.320 I went, are we storming the Capitol? I was like, fuck, okay, 1:34:54.479 --> 1:34:56.520 and then I was like, let me get my my 1:34:56.520 --> 1:34:58.040 my buffalo hat. 1:34:58.400 --> 1:35:01.040 Bringing this full circle, This game was on January sixth. 1:35:01.479 --> 1:35:02.120 Are you serious? 1:35:02.880 --> 1:35:03.719 Totally serious? 1:35:03.800 --> 1:35:06.240 And that's what we call a callback. Everybody, thanks for watching. 1:35:06.280 --> 1:35:09.720 My name is Burt Kreischer. This is Julian Edelin. I 1:35:09.720 --> 1:35:11.000 hope you learned stuff today. 1:35:11.120 --> 1:35:13.840 This is games with names. But we got to score 1:35:13.920 --> 1:35:16.439 the game. Score the game. Presented by win bet. 1:35:16.760 --> 1:35:18.519 Oh oh for real, Yeah, we. 1:35:18.520 --> 1:35:21.200 Gotta score it. This is a huge thing on TikTok 1:35:21.280 --> 1:35:23.360 for our following presented by win bet. 1:35:23.760 --> 1:35:26.040 Is the Night is the two thousand? Look, that's how 1:35:26.040 --> 1:35:29.280 bad I am? Is the twenty fourteen BCS National Championionship 1:35:29.920 --> 1:35:31.360 the best game of all time. 1:35:31.439 --> 1:35:34.720 Let's score it greatest because it's dog You know, we 1:35:34.760 --> 1:35:37.519 all talk about the goat. Yeah, greatest of all time. 1:35:37.600 --> 1:35:40.080 We're looking for the dog, the greatest of all games. 1:35:40.160 --> 1:35:42.880 Okay, the dog stakes. What does that mean? 1:35:43.760 --> 1:35:46.040 The stakes of this game? It's national championship. I mean 1:35:46.040 --> 1:35:47.719 it's a zero out of ten, right jack. 1:35:47.760 --> 1:35:49.799 Zero out of ten? So high stakes here. 1:35:49.680 --> 1:35:50.559 This is high stakes. 1:35:50.600 --> 1:35:50.920 This is. 1:35:53.200 --> 1:35:55.200 So we put a ten. It's the high stakes you 1:35:55.200 --> 1:35:56.599 can get. 1:35:57.280 --> 1:35:58.439 I can't argue with that. 1:35:58.760 --> 1:36:01.360 Can't argue with that, I guess you sure, so you 1:36:01.400 --> 1:36:02.679 think ten, ten out of ten? 1:36:02.720 --> 1:36:06.000 Well, old school BCS undefeated season. You look so many, 1:36:06.080 --> 1:36:10.040 you look so many of those BCS championships and everyone 1:36:10.080 --> 1:36:10.519 lost one. 1:36:10.960 --> 1:36:16.559 Yeah, but I'm not saying anything but the ACC. Yes, 1:36:16.600 --> 1:36:19.120 they had Clemson that was ranked three early in the year. 1:36:19.360 --> 1:36:21.280 Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying. It was a 1:36:21.280 --> 1:36:23.519 little bit. It wasn't like it was the SEC or 1:36:23.520 --> 1:36:24.040 the PAC ten. 1:36:24.600 --> 1:36:28.679 There is no PAC ten. It's gone. There was, Yeah, 1:36:28.720 --> 1:36:30.519 I know, but it's just not even I grew up 1:36:30.560 --> 1:36:32.479 PAC ten fan or PAC twelve, whatever it is, and 1:36:32.479 --> 1:36:35.720 it's gone. It's completely gone because of selfish people of 1:36:35.760 --> 1:36:40.479 those organizations that are running that thing. Stakes. You think 1:36:40.520 --> 1:36:44.560 ten will go ten, ten, We'll go ten star power. 1:36:45.960 --> 1:36:48.000 Not as high as you'd think. I would say, well, 1:36:48.040 --> 1:36:52.559 considering I'm obsessed with the the team out of Miami 1:36:52.640 --> 1:36:56.559 and the two thousand what is it, two thousand, two 1:36:56.640 --> 1:37:00.760 thousand and six Gators? Is that the one that Aaron 1:37:00.760 --> 1:37:05.360 Hernandez was on. I'm obsessed with the fucking the Ponzi Twins, 1:37:05.400 --> 1:37:08.040 like I'm obsessed with Yeah, I'm obsessed with those two. 1:37:08.840 --> 1:37:11.640 Those two teams make and then and I started. I 1:37:11.680 --> 1:37:17.439 had a team that was like William Floyd fucking uh Charles, Charles, 1:37:17.560 --> 1:37:21.120 Charlie Ward, Like, I mean, we had such trading. 1:37:21.200 --> 1:37:24.519 Back up Charlie Ward was back up Arlie. 1:37:24.760 --> 1:37:25.599 No, he won the Heisman. 1:37:26.840 --> 1:37:28.080 You might be thinking of Charlie Batch. 1:37:28.280 --> 1:37:30.280 Charlie Batch, what am I doing? I'm a I'm an 1:37:30.280 --> 1:37:33.000 analyst here on Fox, coming back with you with all 1:37:33.040 --> 1:37:34.000 the best information. 1:37:34.240 --> 1:37:36.559 You should get prompter? Can I can I tell you? 1:37:37.240 --> 1:37:40.120 Can I tell you my favorite thing in the world? Okay, 1:37:40.240 --> 1:37:43.880 please do this for your Instagram. Get a Prompter's very simple. 1:37:43.920 --> 1:37:45.240 You put it on an iPad, you put it up 1:37:45.280 --> 1:37:47.600 under the camera and it reads the camera. And you 1:37:47.600 --> 1:37:50.599 should practice prompter that you don't know what you're reading, 1:37:50.600 --> 1:37:53.040 but you should read it. With ernest and sincerity, and 1:37:53.200 --> 1:37:55.400 I will submit the prompter reads. I will text you 1:37:55.439 --> 1:37:58.439 the prompter reads and they'll just be they're gonna be 1:37:58.680 --> 1:38:01.759 under a minute and they're And it's practice prompter reads. 1:38:02.120 --> 1:38:03.360 Can we steal that and use it as a new 1:38:03.360 --> 1:38:04.280 segment on Games with Names? 1:38:04.479 --> 1:38:07.519 Please? Yes, please? It's a great it's a great like 1:38:07.640 --> 1:38:10.000 and I love chocolate Banana's my favorite thing about chocolate. 1:38:10.000 --> 1:38:12.720 It is just something bizarre that they find on the 1:38:12.760 --> 1:38:16.639 internet that you then have to read verbatim and try 1:38:16.640 --> 1:38:19.640 to and really sell it. The thing about prompter is 1:38:19.680 --> 1:38:21.960 when you sell it, when you really sell it, I mean, 1:38:22.320 --> 1:38:24.479 you know what I try to use, and you gotta 1:38:24.560 --> 1:38:26.760 add lib a little James Brown in the middle of it. 1:38:26.760 --> 1:38:29.760 You gotta throw in and I and I love vacations. 1:38:29.800 --> 1:38:32.639 Everyone knows I love game cases and that right fellas anyway, 1:38:32.720 --> 1:38:36.240 a chocolate banana when I school like, that's a new 1:38:36.320 --> 1:38:39.320 segment you should do on this show? Is I love 1:38:39.360 --> 1:38:41.920 practice prompt reads and you just start just and by 1:38:41.920 --> 1:38:44.679 the way, Fox will fucking love this and go, hey, guys, 1:38:45.280 --> 1:38:48.960 it's your boy Jewels. I'm getting ready for the Fox season. 1:38:49.320 --> 1:38:51.479 I'm just practicing prompter. It's a new segment I do 1:38:51.600 --> 1:38:56.360 call prompter reads, and it's just bizarre fucking sentences of 1:38:56.400 --> 1:39:00.200 like with confusing words and just tricky because that the 1:39:00.200 --> 1:39:01.080 tricky part is like. 1:39:01.040 --> 1:39:02.920 The oh wow, bound cow. 1:39:03.439 --> 1:39:08.599 Yeah, you like weird punctuation. 1:39:08.400 --> 1:39:14.799 Unique York, unique, New York unique. Yeah, uh, star power, 1:39:16.439 --> 1:39:17.080 We're gonna do that. 1:39:17.439 --> 1:39:18.840 Fuck you, San Diego. 1:39:20.560 --> 1:39:26.479 A large wooden ship? Was it that? Uh? That's Anchorman. 1:39:27.120 --> 1:39:29.360 I've never left harder at a movie. When he goes, so, 1:39:29.400 --> 1:39:31.800 there's a new thing on the street called crack cocaine, 1:39:32.160 --> 1:39:33.280 and we're gonna try it. 1:39:34.080 --> 1:39:39.200 It's pretty good. That fucking movie for me, my one 1:39:39.280 --> 1:39:44.000 of my favorite, like just die It's also my age 1:39:44.000 --> 1:39:44.920 gap super bad. 1:39:45.240 --> 1:39:46.000 Oh dude. 1:39:46.080 --> 1:39:49.400 The opening line when they're talking about the porn scene 1:39:49.479 --> 1:39:51.960 and how their mom's gonna find out if it sounds 1:39:51.960 --> 1:39:55.280 too much like a porn site to the credit card charge. 1:39:56.360 --> 1:39:59.719 I literally remember having those conversations with my I was crying. 1:39:59.720 --> 1:40:03.040 I was a date in college watching that movie, crying 1:40:03.120 --> 1:40:06.280 the whole fucking movie, perfect crying website. 1:40:06.520 --> 1:40:09.280 Yeah. When he did the thing in home ac He's like, 1:40:09.400 --> 1:40:11.000 no offense, this is a joke class, No one cares 1:40:11.000 --> 1:40:13.200 about it. He's like no offense. She's like, that doesn't 1:40:13.240 --> 1:40:16.360 mean when I think you think Jonah Hill is the 1:40:16.400 --> 1:40:19.040 fucking if we're talking about run him through this list. 1:40:19.240 --> 1:40:20.639 He is the fucking goat. 1:40:20.760 --> 1:40:22.439 I love that Jonah Hill. 1:40:22.840 --> 1:40:23.719 I love that dude. 1:40:24.080 --> 1:40:27.400 Yeah, he gotta work on his relationship problems. Star Power 1:40:27.560 --> 1:40:29.120 we out of ten. 1:40:30.880 --> 1:40:32.160 I'm gonna say seven. 1:40:32.800 --> 1:40:37.000 Seven Famous jamis Benjamin Cody Parky, the guy who had 1:40:37.000 --> 1:40:39.880 the double doink. We had the Long bros On for real, 1:40:40.040 --> 1:40:43.120 the Double Doink Chicago. Yeah, we talked about he missed 1:40:43.120 --> 1:40:45.360 a field goal in this game and they. 1:40:45.280 --> 1:40:47.120 Lost by three. He comes back to bite every time 1:40:47.120 --> 1:40:48.640 we go seven seven. 1:40:49.120 --> 1:40:53.280 Gameplay gameplay ten such a great game. We're just throwing 1:40:53.320 --> 1:40:54.040 out ten's like. 1:40:54.280 --> 1:40:58.000 I know ten, it's it's it's it's a come from behind. 1:40:58.040 --> 1:41:00.719 Look that's what that's why was it? The largest watched 1:41:00.760 --> 1:41:01.120 the game? 1:41:01.240 --> 1:41:02.560 They just come back in BCSGMB. 1:41:02.640 --> 1:41:04.160 I just said this to my daughters. I said, I 1:41:04.240 --> 1:41:06.519 wish you were boys so that you can understand what 1:41:06.560 --> 1:41:08.599 you're seeing right now. I understand you don't care about this, 1:41:08.840 --> 1:41:10.679 but I need you to be present because what we're 1:41:10.680 --> 1:41:14.000 watching is everything I love in life. Everything I love 1:41:14.040 --> 1:41:18.000 in life. I go back to the fucking the Dolphins 1:41:18.280 --> 1:41:21.599 versus the Chargers on Monday Night footballs. Do you remember 1:41:21.640 --> 1:41:25.000 that fucking game where they carried Kellen Winslow off. I 1:41:25.040 --> 1:41:26.800 sat next to him on a play in and I said, sir, 1:41:27.320 --> 1:41:29.320 it is an honor to sit next to you. I 1:41:29.400 --> 1:41:32.080 used to dress up in my backyard, get covered in 1:41:32.120 --> 1:41:33.880 water and pretend to be you. And he did not 1:41:33.920 --> 1:41:37.879 take that compliment the right way. But I always pretended 1:41:37.880 --> 1:41:40.200 to be soaking wet, like being carried off the field, 1:41:40.560 --> 1:41:43.679 and so like, that's why you That is the thing 1:41:43.960 --> 1:41:46.400 you So many games you're like, ah, this one's over. 1:41:46.640 --> 1:41:48.720 But when the game, when you're on the edge of 1:41:48.720 --> 1:41:51.280 the seat, you go shut up, shut up, shut up. 1:41:51.439 --> 1:41:54.120 He ran it back. Shut the fuck up. Shut When 1:41:54.160 --> 1:41:56.320 you start hitting strangers. 1:41:56.240 --> 1:42:00.280 Dude, that's like, uh, that's like it's like, it's like 1:42:00.320 --> 1:42:03.040 the movie that we were talking about earlier. It's the 1:42:03.080 --> 1:42:04.240 movie where you go shut the. 1:42:04.240 --> 1:42:05.000 Fuck up. 1:42:06.760 --> 1:42:08.799 Will Fear. And I'll be watching that tonight. 1:42:08.960 --> 1:42:10.640 I hope you're doing. By the way, I'm getting your 1:42:10.640 --> 1:42:12.439 phone umber you're texting me, and I'll be texting you 1:42:12.439 --> 1:42:14.639 guys by reads hell. 1:42:14.720 --> 1:42:19.559 Yes, all right, we got ten ten on gameplay. The name. 1:42:19.720 --> 1:42:21.639 What do we name this game? What is the name 1:42:21.680 --> 1:42:22.120 of the game. 1:42:23.280 --> 1:42:24.400 It doesn't have a good name. 1:42:25.479 --> 1:42:28.960 It's not like The Choke and the Doke, No, it was. 1:42:30.000 --> 1:42:31.679 It was just Seamus's last run. 1:42:32.800 --> 1:42:35.280 Love that Seamus's last run. So what do we name, 1:42:35.560 --> 1:42:37.920 Like on name name of the game. That's gotta be low. 1:42:38.680 --> 1:42:42.080 I'd say zero zero because it has no name to it. 1:42:42.080 --> 1:42:43.880 It never got a name. It never got it and 1:42:43.880 --> 1:42:46.080 it's just an underrated, sneaky great game. 1:42:46.240 --> 1:42:47.080 The last it. 1:42:47.080 --> 1:42:48.880 Should be something to do with, like the last of 1:42:48.880 --> 1:42:49.680 the BCS. 1:42:50.240 --> 1:42:54.160 It should be all right, it should BECs should be 1:42:54.240 --> 1:43:00.960 initials for what it is. Best College sang gr Yeah something. 1:43:01.000 --> 1:43:02.920 I don't, are you sang grea guy? 1:43:03.280 --> 1:43:04.559 I'm an anything guy. 1:43:04.880 --> 1:43:09.519 Sangria gives me hangovers. I just the sugar content. 1:43:09.560 --> 1:43:11.200 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I try not to funk 1:43:11.240 --> 1:43:14.680 with too much sugar. Thet this, yeah yeah, look at this. 1:43:15.000 --> 1:43:16.519 These are all the games you guys watched. 1:43:17.560 --> 1:43:19.720 These are all the games we've done on the podcast. 1:43:19.840 --> 1:43:22.400 Oh who did who did Shawn Michael's versus Brett Hart? 1:43:22.800 --> 1:43:26.120 We did? We had Sean Michaels, Oh for real? Yeah, 1:43:26.400 --> 1:43:27.680 he was like oh, he was like I don't know. 1:43:27.680 --> 1:43:29.240 We could do our own games. Always show you some 1:43:29.280 --> 1:43:34.160 tape from high school Yankees, Verus Red Sox. Goddamn it, 1:43:34.200 --> 1:43:36.760 that was a fucking I would I would argue though. 1:43:36.800 --> 1:43:39.960 I watched that in a bar in Richmond with Gary 1:43:40.040 --> 1:43:43.400 Goleman from from Uh. We watched that in a bar. 1:43:43.840 --> 1:43:46.840 It was right after last Comic Standing and I just 1:43:46.920 --> 1:43:51.720 had Georgia The The better of that was. Do you 1:43:51.760 --> 1:43:55.080 remember the Yankees during two thousand and one, right after 1:43:55.120 --> 1:43:57.720 September eleventh? Yeah, when they were Aaron Judge was hitting 1:43:57.800 --> 1:44:00.600 danger after danger and you're like, shot, Oh god, that 1:44:00.880 --> 1:44:03.160 I was a good God damn it. What a great podcast. 1:44:03.600 --> 1:44:05.720 What a great fucking podcast. What other guests do you 1:44:05.800 --> 1:44:08.639 have on? You gotta get Cigara on? You don't love cigar? Yeah? 1:44:08.680 --> 1:44:11.600 You got your cigar? Is like a he'll. 1:44:11.320 --> 1:44:14.600 Have what's What's what sport? Does he like? What he 1:44:14.680 --> 1:44:16.000 likes football? What's his team? 1:44:16.479 --> 1:44:17.360 Uh? Florida State? 1:44:17.600 --> 1:44:21.280 And but uh, but I was Tampa. He likes Tampa. 1:44:21.400 --> 1:44:24.120 I like Tampa. I think I think he's gotta be 1:44:24.120 --> 1:44:25.360 I think he's a Cincinnati fan. 1:44:25.520 --> 1:44:26.120 Cincinnati. 1:44:26.200 --> 1:44:28.280 He maybe Denver he went to like he I don't know, 1:44:28.880 --> 1:44:31.240 he just loves like he can talk to you, he 1:44:31.320 --> 1:44:36.160 can talk to you about football, uh like really clean, 1:44:36.200 --> 1:44:38.400 like he'll he'll know prospects. And I'm like, don't pull 1:44:38.439 --> 1:44:40.559 up this guy. He's a fucking savage. This guy's fucking 1:44:40.640 --> 1:44:43.439 look at this six eight. So they got stats on him, 1:44:43.439 --> 1:44:44.160 like he really. 1:44:43.960 --> 1:44:46.400 Is in football, Like we gotta we gotta get him on. 1:44:46.439 --> 1:44:48.439 Yeah, I'll give you cigars. We've had him. 1:44:48.479 --> 1:44:50.560 We've had some cool guests. We had Brandy Chestain to 1:44:50.600 --> 1:44:52.680 talk about that woman's World Cup when she took her 1:44:52.680 --> 1:44:55.960 shirt off for real. Yeah, we had a big Poppy 1:44:56.040 --> 1:44:58.439 went talking with the Socks and the Red Sox. We 1:44:58.479 --> 1:45:02.840 had Peyton on when he threw having touchdowns. I mean, 1:45:03.160 --> 1:45:06.320 who else have we had? We had Mike Bibby. Oh, 1:45:06.400 --> 1:45:09.240 I used to love Mike Baby, I love Sacramento Kings. Yeah, 1:45:09.400 --> 1:45:10.640 talk about that whole. 1:45:10.360 --> 1:45:17.519 Thing, dude. Jason speaking of Randy Moss, Jason Williams and yeah, 1:45:17.600 --> 1:45:19.840 and he was Jason Williams played at Florida so like 1:45:19.920 --> 1:45:21.599 he was our he was our guy. We loved him, 1:45:21.600 --> 1:45:23.639 and then he went to the Kings. That's the jersey, 1:45:23.720 --> 1:45:27.240 first basketball jersey I ever purchased by myself, was a 1:45:27.320 --> 1:45:29.720 Jason Williams Jersey White Chocolate. That do you remember that 1:45:29.760 --> 1:45:31.880 commercial of the two of them playing sports together and 1:45:31.920 --> 1:45:33.719 you're like, what a great fucking commercial. 1:45:33.840 --> 1:45:37.679 My dad heard a story about Jason Williams dad tying 1:45:37.800 --> 1:45:40.559 his right hand behind his back and making him dribble 1:45:40.560 --> 1:45:43.120 with his left and did it to me. My dad 1:45:43.160 --> 1:45:47.200 did the same thing, but put tape on my mouth. Yeah. 1:45:48.200 --> 1:45:49.559 I used to just get a little backhand. 1:45:49.680 --> 1:45:52.960 He was like, you, you're still good with the mouth. 1:45:53.360 --> 1:45:54.000 Use your eyes. 1:45:58.479 --> 1:46:01.439 We got the final score are tallied up here. This 1:46:01.479 --> 1:46:04.519 one clocked in at a six point seventy five. Having 1:46:04.600 --> 1:46:06.760 no name kind of sunk it. So yeah on our 1:46:06.800 --> 1:46:10.479 master list. That settles us. Right in between the Texas 1:46:10.479 --> 1:46:13.880 Texas A and M game where Ricky Williams broke the 1:46:13.920 --> 1:46:15.640 college rushing record. 1:46:15.439 --> 1:46:16.680 Wow, we had him on there. 1:46:16.760 --> 1:46:19.440 It was all he's cool, and right in between the 1:46:19.439 --> 1:46:25.080 the nine Western Conference finals Kobe versus the Nuggets, that 1:46:25.200 --> 1:46:28.600 was what we had. Kenyon Martin on Kenyon Martin. 1:46:29.320 --> 1:46:33.080 There's there. Do you think the do you think do 1:46:33.120 --> 1:46:35.040 you think there would be riots in the street if 1:46:35.040 --> 1:46:36.120 they outlawed football? 1:46:38.280 --> 1:46:39.599 Depends on what street you're talking. 1:46:39.720 --> 1:46:41.519 Not in La No, not in La. 1:46:41.680 --> 1:46:47.280 I'd be like, you go anywhere in like the South Midwest? 1:46:47.880 --> 1:46:51.080 Yeah, football football? Do you go to the Rams games 1:46:51.080 --> 1:46:51.679 at all? 1:46:52.000 --> 1:46:53.680 I haven't been to a Rams game. We went and 1:46:53.680 --> 1:46:55.840 watched him in training camp though. This just to kind of, 1:46:56.120 --> 1:46:58.720 you know, I got I got a new one of 1:46:58.760 --> 1:47:01.160 my old coaches, Nick Kaylee over there now, so like 1:47:01.280 --> 1:47:04.320 that's how you kind of go and see those games. 1:47:04.360 --> 1:47:06.600 Like usually I'm watching the games at the house. I 1:47:06.600 --> 1:47:09.320 mean you gotta I gotta see all the content. Oh yeah, 1:47:09.360 --> 1:47:11.639 you got it's work and then that's work twoday. Yeah, 1:47:11.680 --> 1:47:13.720 well now it will be. I used to go it 1:47:13.760 --> 1:47:15.800 was a recap show. It inside the NFL, so I'd 1:47:15.880 --> 1:47:18.000 have to watch all the games ton in New York. 1:47:18.120 --> 1:47:22.240 Yeah, that's the one down like by by September eleventh. 1:47:22.760 --> 1:47:25.880 No, it's it's in Hell's kitchen over on like fifty 1:47:25.920 --> 1:47:26.559 six on the West. 1:47:26.600 --> 1:47:27.719 They going good morning football. 1:47:27.760 --> 1:47:28.919 Yeah, good morning footballs. 1:47:29.000 --> 1:47:33.519 That's not the yeah the uh yeah, I go to 1:47:33.600 --> 1:47:35.519 one game a year. I used to get season tickets, 1:47:35.520 --> 1:47:36.920 but then I was like, I don't want to go 1:47:36.960 --> 1:47:38.920 to every game. I'm just giving away tickets. I just 1:47:39.040 --> 1:47:41.280 I really want to enjoy one game. So I get 1:47:41.280 --> 1:47:43.560 like a box and then bring like twenty people. 1:47:43.479 --> 1:47:47.160 If I I'll go if like the Patriots came out, 1:47:47.200 --> 1:47:50.519 I wasn't able to do that, but if you know, 1:47:51.280 --> 1:47:54.000 I think my recording day is done pretty early now. 1:47:54.320 --> 1:47:57.040 So I'm the first show. So we're the eight o'clock show. 1:47:57.520 --> 1:48:00.320 So I'm done by like nine thirty ten, so able 1:48:00.360 --> 1:48:03.080 to hit maybe an afternoon game. Ship. 1:48:03.160 --> 1:48:05.639 I'm not home. I'm on tour this whole fucking fall. 1:48:06.040 --> 1:48:09.120 I leave on the fourteenth, I don't come back. I 1:48:09.120 --> 1:48:10.880 don't come back until after Red Rocks. I leave on 1:48:10.880 --> 1:48:14.080 the fourteenth. That I'm gone for twenty days straight, twenty 1:48:14.080 --> 1:48:14.800 five days straight. 1:48:14.920 --> 1:48:15.800 You're doing Red Rocks. 1:48:15.880 --> 1:48:16.720 Yeah, I want to come chat. 1:48:16.760 --> 1:48:18.200 I want to come check that. What is it on 1:48:18.240 --> 1:48:18.960 a music? 1:48:19.040 --> 1:48:19.400 Do you like? 1:48:19.640 --> 1:48:19.840 Huh? 1:48:19.840 --> 1:48:20.880 What kind of music do you like? 1:48:21.360 --> 1:48:22.120 I like all music. 1:48:22.160 --> 1:48:23.599 Do you ever heard of a band called Goose? 1:48:24.000 --> 1:48:26.760 No, you're a Goose guy? 1:48:27.200 --> 1:48:30.400 Hardcore hardcore? And so we're going to Red Rocks this year. 1:48:30.439 --> 1:48:33.519 I perform. It's me Ja, Big Jay and Dan Soder. 1:48:33.560 --> 1:48:36.240 I'm bringing those two guys with me inside of sounds 1:48:36.320 --> 1:48:38.280 by performing on like a Tuesday or Wednesday, and Goose 1:48:38.320 --> 1:48:40.760 is per forming Friday. So we rented out a whole 1:48:40.800 --> 1:48:43.280 place and we've and I bring everyone. I bring everyone. 1:48:43.360 --> 1:48:44.439 So if you want to come, let me know. I 1:48:44.439 --> 1:48:46.680 got spots for you. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking. 1:48:46.479 --> 1:48:48.800 It's a Tuesday. I would love to come check you out. Yeah, 1:48:48.840 --> 1:48:50.479 I've never been to Red Rocks. You've never been to 1:48:50.479 --> 1:48:50.920 Red Rocks. 1:48:51.160 --> 1:48:54.000 When you perform there, it's the different experience because you 1:48:54.080 --> 1:48:56.320 come in the back. You have total access. You see 1:48:56.560 --> 1:49:00.240 the rock. Everything's the rockets in the green room in 1:49:00.400 --> 1:49:03.200 like you're you're they build a place around these rocks. 1:49:03.240 --> 1:49:05.320 They did not move the rocks and so there's like 1:49:05.360 --> 1:49:08.519 a huge rock in your green room. There's great catering, 1:49:08.560 --> 1:49:11.120 there's booze, and then the and then the show is amazing. 1:49:11.160 --> 1:49:13.320 You have total access to the whole place. And then 1:49:13.560 --> 1:49:16.400 the best part is at the end of the night 1:49:16.439 --> 1:49:18.840 you can either pull like a Tommy or a Sebastian 1:49:18.880 --> 1:49:20.840 where they just bounced the second there's shows over, they 1:49:20.880 --> 1:49:24.240 don't hang out, or you can hang and they clean 1:49:24.320 --> 1:49:27.200 it out. And then it's you at midnight at Red 1:49:27.280 --> 1:49:30.360 Rocks under the stars, smoking a joint, having a fucking 1:49:30.680 --> 1:49:34.240 Tito's and soda going like the fucking Beatles played here. 1:49:34.800 --> 1:49:36.120 The Beatles played there. 1:49:36.360 --> 1:49:40.639 Big Beatles Guy. Yeah, Big Beatles Guy named after Julian 1:49:40.920 --> 1:49:44.400 John Lennon's son and Julian Lennon. Oh for real, Hey Jules, 1:49:44.520 --> 1:49:45.439 Hey Jude. 1:49:45.760 --> 1:49:47.280 No, but that's what he wrote it jewels. 1:49:47.400 --> 1:49:49.839 Yeah, that's crazy. That's a good one. 1:49:50.360 --> 1:49:50.599 Hello. 1:49:50.720 --> 1:49:53.680 Hello, this has been fun. Man, it's been it's it's 1:49:53.680 --> 1:49:54.160 been awesome. 1:49:54.240 --> 1:49:54.439 Dude. 1:49:54.439 --> 1:49:55.320 I can't I can't thank you. 1:49:55.400 --> 1:49:57.160 And I didn't expect you to be this cool an 1:49:57.200 --> 1:49:59.120 we're talking about Like I knew you were cool, like 1:49:59.160 --> 1:50:01.080 I see you on cliffs stuff, but you're like a 1:50:01.160 --> 1:50:02.479 pretty easy hang. 1:50:03.800 --> 1:50:05.880 You are too. I've been a fan of you for 1:50:05.920 --> 1:50:08.679 a long time. I never got to we've never really 1:50:08.720 --> 1:50:12.320 crossed paths or anything, but you know, I've been watching 1:50:12.360 --> 1:50:16.559 you on social and it's crazy how that social you 1:50:16.600 --> 1:50:17.679 just see it, you know what I mean? 1:50:17.800 --> 1:50:20.360 Yeah, Oh, it's crazy how you know someone so yeah, 1:50:20.520 --> 1:50:23.440 like I like, you end up knowing people that you've 1:50:23.479 --> 1:50:26.240 ever met. I remember you telling that machine story before 1:50:26.240 --> 1:50:27.799 the movie. Yeah, a bunch. 1:50:28.400 --> 1:50:30.840 I told him a bunch, all right, yeah, and then 1:50:30.840 --> 1:50:32.479 I was like, this guy's made he's made a movie. 1:50:33.560 --> 1:50:36.439 It was a pretty cool experience. It's it's been Uh, yeah, 1:50:36.439 --> 1:50:38.400 it's crazy, like you do know people that you don't 1:50:38.439 --> 1:50:40.840 know at all. Like I feel like, like, and what's 1:50:40.840 --> 1:50:44.559 crazy is you'll take like, uh jokes at people that 1:50:44.640 --> 1:50:46.599 you think you know but you don't know. And then 1:50:46.640 --> 1:50:48.960 like cause I made jokes about Tom Brady like just 1:50:49.000 --> 1:50:50.439 because like thinking he'll see it and he'll get a 1:50:50.520 --> 1:50:51.000 kick out of it. 1:50:51.080 --> 1:50:53.360 Like what, I don't know, what's your best Tom Brady joke? 1:50:53.720 --> 1:50:54.320 But no, just. 1:50:56.320 --> 1:50:58.960 Like like I called out Mark Wahlberg, he did a 1:50:59.040 --> 1:51:02.960 video where he's like he's like, he's like, hey, don't 1:51:03.040 --> 1:51:04.080 get past this video. 1:51:04.360 --> 1:51:06.240 It's four in the morning. I'm tired. 1:51:06.439 --> 1:51:08.400 I could put my head back on the pillow, but 1:51:08.479 --> 1:51:10.840 instead I come to the gym. No one shows up, 1:51:10.840 --> 1:51:12.720 Big Joda and show up, So what do you do? 1:51:12.920 --> 1:51:14.519 You go out? And so like I just do a 1:51:14.600 --> 1:51:16.880 video exactly like him. I'm like, and so I think 1:51:16.920 --> 1:51:19.479 Tom did a video and because when he was playing 1:51:19.479 --> 1:51:21.640 in Tampa, I'm a Tampa fan. Yeah, And I just 1:51:21.680 --> 1:51:25.400 would do whatever he did back to him, thinking one 1:51:25.479 --> 1:51:27.960 day he'd be getting a massage scrolling through Instagram. 1:51:27.960 --> 1:51:31.000 I'm sure he doesn't do that, like' just like, oh, well, 1:51:31.240 --> 1:51:35.599 he'd be surprised. Really, Yeah, he doesn't seem regular. He 1:51:35.640 --> 1:51:38.479 doesn't like So when I first got in the league, 1:51:39.080 --> 1:51:42.439 I was the first kid on on social media. In 1:51:42.479 --> 1:51:45.479 the locker room really two thousand and nine, twenty ten, Yeah, 1:51:45.520 --> 1:51:47.160 like no one had like all the older guys, no 1:51:47.200 --> 1:51:49.320 one had shit. I was a West Coast kid though 1:51:49.320 --> 1:51:51.439 I grew up in the Bay, So you were around 1:51:51.479 --> 1:51:53.920 the facebooks and all that shit right at the shot 1:51:54.040 --> 1:51:57.240 the jump, and he would always get super mad at me, 1:51:57.400 --> 1:51:59.959 like get out here, get off your fucking phone, rooking 1:52:00.080 --> 1:52:04.680 your playbook. Fast forward like seven eight years when like 1:52:04.760 --> 1:52:08.880 it became a thing. This dude's always scrolling. I'll let 1:52:08.960 --> 1:52:12.120 him fucking fool you. And the diet, the dude loves 1:52:12.160 --> 1:52:15.160 chicken wings, really loves chicken wings. Oh I know what, 1:52:15.240 --> 1:52:18.639 like the TV twelve method diet. Yeah, he talks about that. 1:52:18.720 --> 1:52:20.320 But and he's very disciplined. 1:52:20.360 --> 1:52:20.800 Don't get it. 1:52:20.800 --> 1:52:25.160 Seems like he's very disciplined. But every night before we 1:52:25.200 --> 1:52:28.400 had the same ment like menu regardless of where you 1:52:28.400 --> 1:52:30.040 were at, because we would stay at a hotel, even 1:52:30.040 --> 1:52:33.080 for home games, they'd always have chicken wings out there. 1:52:33.120 --> 1:52:36.120 The lineman would be sitting there putting down like sixty wings, 1:52:37.000 --> 1:52:39.840 and as soon as everyone would leave, Old Brady would 1:52:39.840 --> 1:52:43.679 come in up after his little fucking his little quarterback meeting. 1:52:43.760 --> 1:52:46.960 He'd look around and take like two wings, dip it 1:52:46.960 --> 1:52:50.760 in fucking blue cheese, and eat it so like. And 1:52:50.760 --> 1:52:52.400 I've seen him a couple of times eat it and 1:52:52.400 --> 1:52:56.920 then spit it out. Oh that, like I eight one, 1:52:57.000 --> 1:52:58.920 and then he was gonna go too, and he's like 1:52:58.960 --> 1:53:02.760 two's too much? Is too much? I will not do that. 1:53:02.880 --> 1:53:05.680 It's a game night. So he is very disciplined. 1:53:05.840 --> 1:53:08.960 Oh I know what I did. His sister, I think 1:53:09.080 --> 1:53:11.519 I think came to one of my shows. Yeah, I 1:53:11.560 --> 1:53:15.479 think she married to a friend of mine. Yeah, and 1:53:15.560 --> 1:53:17.760 so I knew him, and I think I don't know. 1:53:17.840 --> 1:53:20.200 I always do it playful, like I called out I 1:53:20.200 --> 1:53:23.800 called out Schwarzenegger one time. He played around like it 1:53:24.160 --> 1:53:26.000 was always fun. But when he played for the Bucks, 1:53:26.040 --> 1:53:28.719 I used to kind of like call him out, like, yo, Brady, 1:53:28.760 --> 1:53:30.280 I got it, Like I was doing that with with 1:53:30.360 --> 1:53:32.640 Baker Mayfield. I was like, I expect a lot out 1:53:32.640 --> 1:53:34.840 of you. I want old school Baker, like I want 1:53:34.840 --> 1:53:38.040 old school taunting people on the fucking sidelines, Baker, Fuck 1:53:38.120 --> 1:53:39.760 what they say you're in Tampa now, you can do 1:53:39.800 --> 1:53:42.000 a lot of bad shit. You can bite someone's face 1:53:42.000 --> 1:53:43.920 off and we won't fucking look at it. Do it 1:53:44.000 --> 1:53:46.400 under an underpass, say it was Basalt's Baker. We went 1:53:46.520 --> 1:53:50.439 old school Baker, Like I want Baker, I want Baker, 1:53:50.840 --> 1:53:53.120 fucking taunting people they still got. 1:53:53.200 --> 1:53:56.000 I mean, the Buccaneers have a lot of talent, dude. 1:53:56.000 --> 1:53:59.000 You look at their off the receivers with Mike Evans 1:53:59.040 --> 1:54:02.240 and Chris gob and Chris Godwin freaked me out. I 1:54:02.280 --> 1:54:05.040 was at Super Bowl and he came backstage. It was 1:54:05.040 --> 1:54:07.960 a bunch of people like uh and and we're all 1:54:08.000 --> 1:54:10.559 sitting around and he comes up such a nice kidd. 1:54:10.560 --> 1:54:12.400 He's with his wife and he's like, I just want 1:54:12.400 --> 1:54:14.160 to thank you, sir for you know, letting us back here. 1:54:14.160 --> 1:54:16.519 And I was like, that was a fucking child. I 1:54:16.560 --> 1:54:18.000 was like, it's good to meet you. And he was like, 1:54:18.200 --> 1:54:19.679 I said, did you have a good time. You wanted 1:54:19.720 --> 1:54:21.400 to send the drinkers. I don't drink And I was like, 1:54:21.920 --> 1:54:23.600 oh okay. And immediately when you hear that, you're like, 1:54:23.600 --> 1:54:26.080 oh cool, what do you do? Like just say football 1:54:26.120 --> 1:54:27.800 real quick when you get it over with And he's 1:54:27.840 --> 1:54:30.160 like I played. I played for the Bucks. 1:54:30.200 --> 1:54:30.479 I go. 1:54:32.040 --> 1:54:34.400 Chris and he goes yeah. I go Chris Godwin and 1:54:34.400 --> 1:54:36.400 he goes yeah. I go shut the fuck up and 1:54:36.480 --> 1:54:38.400 I geeked out all over him and he was like 1:54:38.480 --> 1:54:40.160 he was like, He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're a 1:54:40.160 --> 1:54:41.840 Bucks fan. And I was like, and then I have 1:54:41.840 --> 1:54:43.360 his number. I texted him every now and then, like 1:54:43.440 --> 1:54:44.960 if I ran into him again. I did a thing 1:54:45.000 --> 1:54:47.520 for the Bucks. When they unveiled the new jerseys, I 1:54:48.040 --> 1:54:53.040 ran into him and Mike Evans and Uh Levante David Yeah, 1:54:53.080 --> 1:54:57.640 and then uh and and Mike alstart. Dude, he's the 1:54:57.840 --> 1:55:01.840 fuck He came out. I was doing a thing. It 1:55:01.840 --> 1:55:04.400 was I think the he's a coach too. He's a 1:55:04.760 --> 1:55:07.600 jacked Yeah he was. He was at my show and 1:55:07.680 --> 1:55:09.480 at this at the thing. It was one of the 1:55:09.480 --> 1:55:10.960 craziest things. I gotta get the fuck out of here. 1:55:10.960 --> 1:55:13.040 I'm keep telling you stories. One of the crazy things 1:55:13.040 --> 1:55:15.880 about my show at the Emily is that Derek Brooks 1:55:16.400 --> 1:55:18.480 is like a representative for the Lightning and he gave 1:55:18.480 --> 1:55:22.120 me a jersey and I'm Florida State went school same 1:55:22.160 --> 1:55:24.840 time Derek Brooks did, I'm fucking big Bucks fan. So 1:55:25.040 --> 1:55:27.040 like I geeked out. So my my dad doesn't give 1:55:27.040 --> 1:55:29.520 a shit about anything. I just sold nineteen thousand tickets. 1:55:29.520 --> 1:55:33.040 And my dad's like, yeah, Wade Bogs in my box 1:55:33.080 --> 1:55:34.800 and I was like, yeah, I know. He was like 1:55:34.840 --> 1:55:37.240 that's crazy. She's still married. And I was like, I 1:55:37.280 --> 1:55:39.400 don't know, dad, what the fuck you're talking about. So 1:55:39.480 --> 1:55:43.880 then then fucking Derek Brooks comes backstage and my dad 1:55:43.920 --> 1:55:47.560 like freezes and he goes and he's like, I go, Dad, 1:55:47.600 --> 1:55:49.400 this is Derek because I know who he is. He's 1:55:49.440 --> 1:55:52.960 like he's like, my dad's like real, like it was 1:55:53.080 --> 1:55:55.360 home up. It was such an It's been such an 1:55:55.360 --> 1:55:58.040 honor to watch you play. You're such a fantastic talent. 1:55:58.040 --> 1:56:00.360 We followed you through college, birt was it fate And 1:56:00.440 --> 1:56:01.960 he's like yeah, I know, and he's like and then 1:56:02.000 --> 1:56:03.880 to see you with the Box is just such a 1:56:03.920 --> 1:56:06.000 storied career. It's just such a pleasure to meet you. 1:56:06.520 --> 1:56:08.320 And then Derek Brooks says to my dad it's crazy 1:56:08.320 --> 1:56:10.840 to follow his career. Huh. My dad's like huh. It's 1:56:10.920 --> 1:56:13.040 like he's like from where he is to where he was, 1:56:13.160 --> 1:56:15.600 and my dad go, is I have never seen him 1:56:15.600 --> 1:56:18.200 before before? And Derek brook goes for real, He's like, 1:56:18.240 --> 1:56:20.680 this is my first time seeing him. And Derek Brooks goes, 1:56:20.880 --> 1:56:22.920 I was at his first comedy show. And my dad's 1:56:22.960 --> 1:56:25.440 like what And I didn't know it. He was like, yeah, 1:56:25.440 --> 1:56:27.600 I went to the pop Ellies with Miles to go 1:56:27.640 --> 1:56:30.120 watch you perform. I saw his very first comedy show 1:56:30.160 --> 1:56:32.400 and I saw him here. It's crazy that that happened. Man, 1:56:32.400 --> 1:56:34.480 it's the best bizarre and my and my dad Derek 1:56:34.480 --> 1:56:34.960 Brooks leaps. 1:56:35.000 --> 1:56:39.000 He goes, Derek fucking Brooks knows who you are. Derek 1:56:39.080 --> 1:56:41.520 fucking Brooks, he knows who you are. 1:56:41.560 --> 1:56:44.320 I go down. I just sold nineteen thousand fucking tickets. 1:56:44.520 --> 1:56:46.160 You don't, I go, yeah, there's a lot of people 1:56:46.240 --> 1:56:46.960 know who the fuck I am. 1:56:47.040 --> 1:56:51.120 Dad. I was like, but Derek Brooks, Derek Brooks. 1:56:51.160 --> 1:56:53.200 And then we go out and Mike but dad, Mike 1:56:53.440 --> 1:56:56.400 fucking all Stott knows you. Mike all Stott, and then 1:56:56.400 --> 1:56:58.920 Wade Bogs He's like, Wade Box knows you. I go, Dad, 1:56:59.040 --> 1:57:01.080 he was in the fucking box. Do you think he 1:57:01.120 --> 1:57:02.760 was just there on accident? Then he got drunk and 1:57:02.760 --> 1:57:05.360 stumbled into a fucking box. I go, Daddy's at the 1:57:05.360 --> 1:57:07.320 fucking show. I talked for an hour and a half. 1:57:09.560 --> 1:57:10.960 Next time I come back, I'll tell you the time 1:57:11.000 --> 1:57:12.720 Will Smith wanted to have sex with me. It was 1:57:12.760 --> 1:57:15.760 great doing this. Thank you very much for having me. 1:57:15.800 --> 1:57:18.400 Tops Off World Tour starts September fourteenth at Raleigh, North 1:57:18.400 --> 1:57:20.800 carolina'll two hundred and thirty pounds, and then we run 1:57:20.880 --> 1:57:26.200 all through the South Atlanta, Charlotte, Greenville, then Evanville, Evansville, Wichita, 1:57:26.320 --> 1:57:32.680 Kansas City, Dallas, Houston. The following week is Fresno, Anaheim. 1:57:32.800 --> 1:57:37.080 You have Fresno, Anaheim and San Diego, and then Red 1:57:37.160 --> 1:57:40.440 Rocks open invite for real if you want to come, 1:57:40.520 --> 1:57:42.760 and then we're gonna watch Goose on Friday. It's fucking awesome. 1:57:42.840 --> 1:57:45.760 Kind of jam bandysh Yeah, I love I love jam Bins. 1:57:45.880 --> 1:57:47.640 You know you like the Dead? I like the Dead. 1:57:47.720 --> 1:57:48.640 You're gonna love Goose. 1:57:48.680 --> 1:57:49.280 I love that. 1:57:49.280 --> 1:57:50.760 I'm gonna be the guy to turn you onto Goose. 1:57:51.440 --> 1:57:53.560 I'm gonna I'm gonna send you the playlist we're gonna 1:57:53.600 --> 1:57:58.560 get what's it called the prompter reads. I'm so excited 1:57:58.600 --> 1:58:00.920 for this show. I should be I feel like I 1:58:00.920 --> 1:58:02.480 should be like a like just be one of the 1:58:02.520 --> 1:58:03.200 guys at the desk. 1:58:03.280 --> 1:58:04.360 Can I do third mic. 1:58:04.280 --> 1:58:04.680 On this show? 1:58:04.760 --> 1:58:07.000 It could be whatever you want, third microe. I just 1:58:07.040 --> 1:58:07.440 sit in. 1:58:08.000 --> 1:58:10.200 I'm gonna put on a costume so like no one 1:58:10.240 --> 1:58:12.440 knows me, and then you come in and then I'll 1:58:12.480 --> 1:58:15.200 be like, I'll be like, Shawn Michaels would be like, 1:58:15.240 --> 1:58:17.640 so I think we should watch the Shawn. 1:58:17.440 --> 1:58:18.560 Michaels Brett Hard thing. 1:58:18.600 --> 1:58:21.480 And I'm like, kind of seems like you're pumping your 1:58:21.480 --> 1:58:23.680 own sof up ball and he'll be like, and You're like, 1:58:23.680 --> 1:58:26.040 he's new here, he's new here, he's new here. I'm like, 1:58:26.040 --> 1:58:28.120 who the fuck's the guy with the long hair and 1:58:28.160 --> 1:58:31.040 the mustache. And I'll be like the. 1:58:30.960 --> 1:58:34.840 Machine, Yeah, all right, get me the funk out of here, dude. 1:58:34.840 --> 1:58:35.640 I'll talk to you all day. 1:58:35.880 --> 1:58:38.760 I thank you very much. I appreciate you coming on 1:58:38.760 --> 1:58:41.640 the podcast. Games with Names is great. Hanging out with you. 1:58:41.880 --> 1:58:43.440 This is great. It was really great. I wish I 1:58:43.480 --> 1:58:44.400 only wish I was dipping. 1:58:46.120 --> 1:58:50.320 Boy. Was that an episode? Jackie incredible? Love Burt, love him. 1:58:50.560 --> 1:58:54.160 I mean we could have gone another three hours easily, 1:58:54.240 --> 1:58:55.800 easily easily. 1:58:55.800 --> 1:58:56.840 We gotta get him back in here. 1:58:57.080 --> 1:58:59.000 We gotta get him on again because he's got a 1:58:59.040 --> 1:59:03.520 plethora of knowledge for sports. As we just saw, I 1:59:03.560 --> 1:59:07.520 mean he didn't even watch the game. This is like 1:59:07.680 --> 1:59:10.760 the high of his life. He loves Florida State, grew 1:59:10.840 --> 1:59:14.120 up in that area. That's his school. Dad's a big 1:59:14.160 --> 1:59:16.440 Florida State fan. You leave to be with the family. 1:59:16.480 --> 1:59:19.600 I mean, can't knock that though. Thanks again, though, Bert. 1:59:19.880 --> 1:59:22.720 We gotta get him back on here. That's been another 1:59:22.760 --> 1:59:26.720 episode of Games with Names, presented by win Bett. Remember 1:59:26.800 --> 1:59:32.440 to follow Games with Names on YouTube, Instagram, x Twitter, 1:59:32.560 --> 1:59:36.240 what do they call it? TikTok? And of course snapchat 1:59:36.920 --> 1:59:38.040 disappearing messages. 1:59:39.800 --> 1:59:40.520 What's your snap? 1:59:41.360 --> 1:59:45.400 See you next week, Jackie. Games with Names is a 1:59:45.400 --> 1:59:50.240 production of iHeartRadio. 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