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Speaker 1: a second, to talk about twenty fourteen DCS Championship Florida

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Speaker 1: State versus All Burners.

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Speaker 2: I'll say this too. I've seen a lot of amazing games,

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Speaker 2: but without a doubt, this game stands out on the

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Speaker 2: largest level for me for so many reasons. One of

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Speaker 2: the greatest football games I've ever seen in my entire life.

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Speaker 2: Game day, wake up early and Bong hits right away

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Speaker 2: as we pull into the Rose Bowl. I am beginning

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Speaker 2: to be as high as I've ever been in my

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Speaker 1: You look good. Do you do something with the shoulders?

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Speaker 1: You have really good shoulders. What Games with Names is

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Speaker 1: a production of iHeartRadio and Welcome to Games with Names

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Speaker 1: presented by I win Bet. And on today's episode, Boy,

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Speaker 1: did we have a special treat Jackie? Did we not?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I think we gained a friend.

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Speaker 1: We may have gained a friend, an actual friend, someone

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Speaker 1: that I could probably text. And we had Burt Kreischer

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Speaker 1: on here Boy to talk about the twenty fourteen last

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Speaker 1: and last, I mean by last BCS championship against Auburn

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Speaker 1: in Florida State, which Burke went to Florida State from

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Speaker 1: the Rose Bowl in the Rose Bowl of Pasadena. Still

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Speaker 1: haven't been there, live in La. Want to go so bad?

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Speaker 1: We should do a field trip Jack.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I am there.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 1: He has so much insight on this, this this game.

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Speaker 1: You're you're gonna be amazed. His crazy, fun filled day

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Speaker 1: party buses, party bus, best friends, other comedians. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the stories that this guy gives. This was a three

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Speaker 3: I mean this could have had a two be continued

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Speaker 3: in it. This could have been a two parter. We

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Speaker 1: I mean, my my podcast coach told me, He's like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need to learn how to get out quicker, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I couldn't. Burt just wanted to keep

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Speaker 1: going so fun. It was very fun. We get into

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Speaker 1: his life at FSU, which is I just learned as

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Speaker 1: an epic party school, and he is like Van Wilder,

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Speaker 1: who's based off of We Go in the Tails from

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Speaker 1: the Road as a stand up comic.

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Speaker 3: No, those are wild.

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Speaker 1: We also get into Tim Tebow and his circumcision skills.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy what they let you do over in the Philippines.

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Speaker 1: It's nuts. The magic of the Rose Bowl. Honestly everything

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Speaker 1: and this game kind of kind of twist pot twist.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome. I can't wait for you guys to hear.

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Speaker 4: January sixth, twenty fourteen, Rose pol Stadium, Passidina, calif.

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Speaker 1: Auburn First, Florida State, Destiny First.

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Speaker 4: Perfection Down, four seventeen seconds left. Jameis Winston drops back.

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Speaker 2: This is the twenty fourteen BCS National Championship.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Games with Names, Bert. This is a podcast

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Speaker 1: that we go over the greatest games of all time,

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Speaker 1: the Gog, the greatest of all games. Today we have

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Speaker 1: Burt Chriischer.

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Speaker 2: He nailed it, Burn nailed it.

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Speaker 1: I nailed that one. Yeah, well we all know him.

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Speaker 1: He hosts a bunch of things. Two Bears in one K.

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Speaker 1: Burt cast Something's burning, Star of the Machine. Go out

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Speaker 1: and watch it. I just saw it. It was awesome.

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Speaker 2: What are you up?

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Speaker 1: What are you up to?

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Speaker 2: Right now? Right now, right now, oh, right now, right

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Speaker 2: now is an interesting time in my life. I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: and runs. It's the Top Soft Tour, Top Softwall Tour.

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Speaker 2: I just wrapped up, fully loaded, fully loaded. I take.

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Speaker 1: You know, we did this show a lot with Sam

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Speaker 1: And what people don't realize, like just being around you

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Speaker 1: It's like, and it's crazy to just how smart you

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that. A tell says it. Him and Mark

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Speaker 2: I have a bunch of great games, but without a doubt,

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Speaker 1: What made you go to FSU?

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Speaker 1: Why are you such a big fan of FSU? You

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Speaker 1: I mean, I love deon Sanders growing up and so

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the Miami team.

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Speaker 1: Florida. See when I was a kid, Florida wasn't as

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Speaker 2: I mean, and there was so much animosity, like the

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Speaker 2: and I and I've been ridden up in Rolling Stone

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Speaker 2: And he was like, you're the party guy. I said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: He was like, yes, I grew up in Tampa. He's

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Speaker 1: Now. When you watch, I mean I clearly know when

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Speaker 2: Oh, game day ritual, game day wake up early, wake

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Speaker 2: up early.

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00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 1: Did you go to bed with like the cleats on

434
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, we partied,

435
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: don't all night? Partied all night standard?

436
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, wake up early and uh and bong hits

437
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: right away, like right away, bacon bank, waken bank. Everyone

438
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 2: got just casual high. And then you'd run errand's like,

439
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 2: all right, we need some kegs. We got h Are

440
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 2: we gonna make Are we gonna have any food there? Yes?

441
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 2: And I was. I was in an organization called Scalpunters,

442
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: and so and I was like I was in college

443
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 2: so long I was on the I was on the

444
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 2: panel of the rand Scalpunters for like four years. And

445
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,399
Speaker 2: so we would have we would host the party a

446
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 2: place called Indian Village right next to the stadium, and

447
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: so we put up a big Scalpuners sign. Anyone that

448
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 2: was like cool at that time. It's still the same

449
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: at Tallahassee. Anyone that was like someone with a little

450
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 2: leverage was a scalpunter. So the coolest dudes in that

451
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 2: whole school would show up two Indian Village and we'd

452
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 2: have probably like three different houses, four different houses, different attorneys.

453
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 2: But then the Scalpunterers party was the ship. And then

454
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 2: say we had like a one one thirty game, a

455
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: noon game. People are rolling in at nine o'clock and

456
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 2: you have we start with a specialty cocktail. Like my

457
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 2: buddy Hutch would be like, all right, today it's Harvey Wallbangers,

458
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 2: and so he'd be like, oh, we'll run through Harvey

459
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 2: Wallbangers until we step into beer and so we get

460
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: a nice buzz and then bong hits through the day,

461
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 2: like through the day until it was game time. And

462
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 2: then then this is really interesting. People would load up

463
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 2: on because you couldn't deserve booze. And the thing they

464
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: load up on, plastic bags and jim Beam at the

465
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: time was what we everyone drank. And then they put

466
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 2: them in their waist, and then I would take locks

467
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 2: and bagels and put them in my waist, and then

468
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 2: we would go in and I would be what you'd

469
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 2: call the patsy. I would be the mark. And so

470
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 2: I would go in very noticeably, be with a plastic

471
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: bag in my waist and very nervous and making movements

472
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 2: and touching my bag, and the cops would be like,

473
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: we got one, and they'd grab me, and I'd be like,

474
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 2: hold on, and I make a little thing, and then

475
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 2: and then everyone walks in. Everyone goes in and they're like, sir,

476
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: can I see what's in your pants? And I go yeah, sure.

477
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 2: They take you back. Then you'd open it and they're like,

478
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,959
Speaker 2: what's that. I was like, I was like, I just

479
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if they have locks and begels, and

480
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: I'm starving for locks and begels, and my parents brought

481
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 2: them in for the game, and I just wanted to

482
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 2: have like a begel with some locks on it. And

483
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: they'd be like, fuck, go go ahead, and then they'd

484
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: let you in and then we would go up and

485
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 2: we would party our fucking dis off and it was awesome.

486
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,919
Speaker 2: It was to this day, but best Saturday Saturdays I'll

487
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: ever have in my entire life. Best Saturdays I'll ever

488
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: have my entire life. I always worked on glasses because

489
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: I cried when they threw the speer. I would always

490
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 2: I have camera. I had a camera back then. I

491
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 2: still have. I still take a lot of pictures. I

492
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 2: want to Instagram a lot, but I was in the cameras.

493
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: My favorite thing was I would yell to the stands

494
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 2: behind me.

495
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: My parents think I have a lot of friends.

496
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 5: Can you guys join in for a group picture and

497
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 5: just pretend you know me?

498
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: And then I mean, like we would. I had so

499
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: many because I was funny, but I didn't know how

500
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: to do stand up. So I would just fuck around

501
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: and have a great time at those games and man,

502
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 2: and then I'd always leave a titch early. I'd always

503
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 2: leave it like I always be like we got it,

504
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 2: I'm out. And then I stayed for that Florida Florida

505
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: State game, and I was going to talk to you

506
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: about that once. It was one of the funnest games

507
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: I ever went to. We stormed the field, but we

508
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 2: stormed the field just because and like we did. It

509
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 2: was it's a.

510
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: Rival game, it's a Stormer. Yeah, but so how does

511
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: that How is that different from you know, twenty fourteen.

512
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: You probably got a little couple of Benjamin's in your pocket.

513
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: I buy, I buy four tickets, four tickets.

514
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: I buy two and find out they're in the end

515
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 2: zone and like fuck, So then I buy and so

516
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 2: then I buy, I buy four more, so I buy

517
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: six total tickets. I reached out to my buddy and

518
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: all my buddies I grew up with like that, I

519
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 2: went cool with. I was like, Yo, you're coming to

520
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 2: my town. We're partying. So everyone hits up. We're like cool,

521
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: We're gonna meet at a hotel like the Roosevelt or

522
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 2: something on on sunset. We're taking a party bus with

523
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 2: a bunch of old amba kais. These guys are like

524
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 2: grown ups. And then and I was growing up too,

525
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 2: I had kids and stuff, but I'm still young. I

526
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 2: then find out I have who actual tickets. So I

527
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 2: hit up my cameraman for Travel Channel, Tyler, and I

528
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: hit up Tom, Sir Tomas. Okay, this is Tom's the

529
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: one who has a son the same name as you. Yeah,

530
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: so Tom, he does two bears, okay with me? This

531
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 2: is when we're but.

532
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: Tom Is that the guy you do the gift exchange?

533
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and so.

534
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you have a Hitler tea cup. You know,

535
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: this is a pro Jewish podcast here, We're not we're

536
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: anti canceled guy, of course, But like, how big is it?

537
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: I have never seen it? Seriously, I'm very interested. And

538
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: do you dream? Have you ever dreamn out of it?

539
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: Is it big enough to have like a Lipton's like

540
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: iced tea bag in there? Is it like a very

541
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: properly nineteen forty is a steel genocide type steel tea cup?

542
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: It's steel, it's steel, it's metal.

543
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: So we tried to break it. You can't break it.

544
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: You got to melt it down. My daughter was like,

545
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: I want to melt it down and turn it into

546
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: a butt pug for a gay black man. I was like,

547
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: you're getting off the internet now. So so, yeah, Tom

548
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: is the guy that spent twenty grand on Nazi mambilia. Yeah.

549
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 2: So I invite Tom to the game and I say, listen,

550
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: I got two extra tickets. Are in the end zone,

551
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 2: sip Tyler. I'm gonna sit with these guys I went

552
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 2: to college with. He's like cool. I was like, we're

553
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: all meeting at the hotel. So we meet at the hotel,

554
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 2: we start smoking weed like almost like old school game day.

555
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 2: My buddy Miles was there and at the time, I

556
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: was on Travel Channel, so like I was on TV.

557
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: He can yeah, And so it was like kind of

558
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: cool because I'm about to run it. I'm running into

559
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 2: people I went to college with, and I look successful.

560
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 2: I'm not like I am today Like today, Like today,

561
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: I like I'm going to a Florida State game vs.

562
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: Eyracuse and like I can't go to like I can't

563
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: go out, like it's something like that'll be fucking crazy.

564
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 2: But like and I went when I went back to it.

565
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 2: But back then, I wanted that, like, uh, I wanted

566
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: to feel accomplished. You know, when you're a loser, for

567
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: like Sam would tell you, when you're a loser for

568
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: so long because you're just making no money, people kind

569
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: of pity you.

570
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: You want to feel it alone.

571
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 2: You want to feel it. So like this is my

572
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 2: moment to feel it. Like I get to go see

573
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: people and they're.

574
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: Like, ah, in La in l La comic carry out here,

575
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: you got your boys from Florida.

576
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: No one knows Cigar Sagura's not famous at all. No

577
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 2: one knows Cigara and.

578
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: You're going to the fucking Rose Bull National Championship.

579
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: Is the best. And my dad's a huge sort of

580
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 2: Florida statement and he's in lovely Jamis Winston. So we

581
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 2: get we get on the party bus and Sigura says

582
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 2: to me, you want to take an edible? And I'm like,

583
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: fuck yeah. There are these things called cheebachuw's back in

584
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: the day.

585
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: I don't think they make them anymore, but they were

586
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: strong as fucking shit. Well early day in the edible

587
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: like you never knew what the do scene was gonna be.

588
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: They got a dial nowadays. Yeah, but like back then,

589
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: you could take something this big and you don't know

590
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: where you are.

591
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: Tom bites into half, gives Eddie takes a bite of it,

592
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: and then I take the rest. And as we pull

593
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: into the Rose Bowls, I am I am beginning to

594
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: be as high as I've ever been in my entire life.

595
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: Like I'm I'm beginning to like now. Footnote. Tom Segura

596
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: is one of the funniest dudes I know in the world.

597
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 2: In a very low key way. He's very subtle. His

598
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: sense of humor. If you know him, he is hilarious

599
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 2: without anyone else seeing it, just you and him. Eddie,

600
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: my buddy, Eddie, is the funniest guy in the world,

601
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: but not like a comedian funny. He's just like he is,

602
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: like the guy that's goofy at a party funny. So

603
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: we we then go from party to party, tor bus

604
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: to Torbush, like RV to RV. Of all the girls

605
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 2: I wanted to fucking college, and they're all like, you

606
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,239
Speaker 2: have beautiful daughters at the time, I'm on Instagram. Your

607
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: wife is gorgeous. You're so I'm so proud of you.

608
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: I know we all knew this would happen for you.

609
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 2: It's like the it is, everything is picture perfect. Sidebar

610
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: to this, I've got to fight at Zurich the next

611
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: morning at six am. Right, I'm going to zer to

612
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: go Hella skiing in Switzerland that evening. So like I'm got,

613
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: I've got. That's it. That's us in the game. That's

614
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: us in the fucking game. And that's me Hella skiing

615
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 2: the very fucking next day, that's me Hella skiing. That's

616
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: us on the dor bus. Wait where did you get these.

617
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: From your Instagram?

618
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, Okay, I'm a fucking idiot. This is I mean, okay,

619
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 2: don't no, don't look at any of these pictures. Now,

620
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 2: take them off the screen. Take them off the screen,

621
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 2: because it's a good story. So I'm having a real

622
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: come to Jesus moment of like, this is it, man,

623
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: I made it. I made it. I'm married, I'm happily married.

624
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm on travel Channel. I show it's getting renewed for

625
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: two more years. I got money coming in. I'm really high,

626
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 2: and I'm with the fun my favorite human beings, like

627
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 2: my best friends from college, my best friend now and

628
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 2: everyone's jelling. Everyone's getting having a great time an anthonetty. Yeah,

629
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 2: and we're gonna kick their fucking asses. Like that's what

630
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 2: I know. I know with Jamis Winston, this is a he.

631
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: James Winston, dude, Heisman crabs stealing Jamis Winston, this fucking guy.

632
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: I to this day.

633
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: I root for him to this day. When the SATs

634
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: played there, I was like, come on, man, that's my guy.

635
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 2: I love that guy. He went to the box.

636
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: He's rootable. He's like he's a likable like you know,

637
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: like you don't agree with a lot of the things

638
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: he does. But for some odd reason, he has a

639
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: like liability to him.

640
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, I have in the same way.

641
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: When I see him play, I know he's gonna do terrible,

642
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: but I always want him to do well. I felt

643
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: the same way about Tim Tebow. I loved Tim Tebow.

644
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: Tim Tebow, by the way, he was on our team.

645
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: Oh there's our team for a training camp, and we

646
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: had this guy, Nico Kudovidi's first day, he's got he

647
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: was the guy that held court in the locker room,

648
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: this greet guy from Connecticut had the Italian accent though,

649
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: And the first day Tebow walks in and he's he

650
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: he gives ship to everyone. Yeah everyone, Brady, look this

651
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: you and everyone just love Nico, you know. And the

652
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: fucking Tim tebowalks and he goes, hey, Tebow, you mean

653
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: to tell me you don't jack off? First thing he

654
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: says to him, you don't jack off? Like everyone's rolling

655
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: in the locker room and he just you know, Tebow,

656
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: he's probably heard that so many times. He like turns

657
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: her head and he's like, yeah, he's so famous, that

658
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: guy though. Oh we walk he gives what he circumcises

659
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: kids in Vietnam or something for real, Jack Philippines, I

660
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: believe thank you.

661
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 3: Sorry, that seems like a hobby circumcision.

662
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: Still yeah, still doesn't It seems odd to do like

663
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: he circumcises. I mean it's I'm circum juwe you know,

664
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: we like that clean and I don't understand what he's doing,

665
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: but that's.

666
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 3: It feels like it should be illegal.

667
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it was all for the good cause of

668
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: keeping infections out of these young boys. I think that's

669
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: what the root of it was. So Tibo was.

670
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: T bowing as we walk in this now that we're

671
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: talking about Tim Tebow. As we walk into the Rose

672
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: Bowl and we've had the best time ever. Games an't

673
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: race start. As we walk in, Tim Tebow walks by,

674
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 2: and my buddy Eddie Fernandez, who's die hard Semon and

675
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: goes Tim Tim Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow tries right,

676
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 2: and Tim Tebow goes on. Fuck that guy didn't say that,

677
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 2: but he's like just keeps walking, so like everything is clicking.

678
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 2: We are laughing. We are just laughing hard as fuck.

679
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: We get in to the So the Rose Bowl was

680
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: made a guess during the Civil War because this thing sucks.

681
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: The tunnels are are thinner than my dick. I mean,

682
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: they're like literally and it is. And that's when I

683
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: have my first panic attack. We're getting the tunnel and

684
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: no one's moving, and we're like, wow, this.

685
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: Is claustrophobia Austria.

686
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I'm just like, man, this is tight. And

687
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: I remember Sugurl's like, I'm gonna split up from you guys,

688
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 2: good luck in that tunnel. And I was like huh.

689
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: And and I'm already getting pushed into it, and Eddie goes,

690
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: this is fucking crazy. We couldn't get out of here

691
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 2: if we wanted to. And then I'm like, well, here

692
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: we go, and and and and it. We are in

693
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: this tunnel for like the national anthem. I mean, it's

694
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: just it. I start spacing Legend.

695
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't know I was in the tunnel, John Legend.

696
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: I was in the tunnel.

697
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 2: It was you didn't even get to see Y didn't

698
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 2: see I didn't see anything, didn't see anything.

699
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: We're stuck in the tunnel. Were stuck in the tunnel.

700
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: We kick off.

701
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 2: I don't think we saw kickoff.

702
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: We were stuck in that tunnel for the first half.

703
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 2: Because we get up, we sit down, we get I

704
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: get I go uh Now there's some space. I'm gonna rundown.

705
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get hot dogs, I'm gonna get beers.

706
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 2: I got everyone. I was like, nice, I love stadium food.

707
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 2: I loaded up hot dogs in my pockets, hot dog everything, mustard,

708
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 2: catch up, relish, yeah, everything. I wrap them up. I

709
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 2: put them all in my pockets. Hold, I've got big pocket.

710
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: You've put you know, locks, bagels.

711
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: In there, I got. I got hot dogs in every

712
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 2: I got two in each spot front pocket, two in

713
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 2: the back. I got hot dogs for everyone. I got

714
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: a pretzel, I got peanuts. I got cold beers for everyone.

715
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: I got everything. I am locked and loaded. Take them

716
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 2: back up and we start partying. We start partying hard

717
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 2: at fuck are you watching the game at this point? Oh? Yeah,

718
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: I'm watching it, but we're starting to it's not going great. No,

719
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: So we get to like we're laughing and I'm so high.

720
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 2: I have a moment where I'm like, am I moving

721
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 2: forward in my life or my moving backwards?

722
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: This coming from the high that you just had that

723
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm having the best day of my life.

724
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: I'm having a Now I'm having a panitake in the suddle,

725
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 2: and now I'm going my moving forward to my moving backwards.

726
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 2: My friends are like, we should party harder, let's go harder,

727
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, I got a fight in the morning.

728
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 2: And they're like, where I go. I'm going to Zurich

729
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, shot the fuck? I go, yeah,

730
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: I go hell of skiing. So I'm watching the game

731
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: and then all of a Sudder're down twenty three to

732
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: twenty one to three.

733
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: Twenty one to three second quarter.

734
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: And my daughter calls me on my phone. She's like, kick,

735
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 2: what ear is this? Twenty fourteen. She's ten years old,

736
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 2: my old start Georgia. She goes, hey, Daddy. I was like,

737
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 2: what's up? Here's what are you doing? I said, I'm

738
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: with Hatterman and Eddie and we're watching a football game.

739
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 2: She goes, oh. She goes, when are you coming home?

740
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: I said, after the game, and she goes, what time

741
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 2: is that going to be? I said, probably like midnight.

742
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: She goes, well, can you wake me up when you

743
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 2: get here so I can say goodbye to you? And

744
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 2: I go, what the fuck am I doing? I go,

745
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 2: I have two beautiful kids at home, a wife at home,

746
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting here eating edibles. I'm high as fuck

747
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: with my friends when we're drinking. I'm just drinking until

748
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: I black out. I'm eating hot dogs. I feel sick

749
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: to my stomach. And Tom is in the end zone

750
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 2: with this guy Tyler, and I decide my life at

751
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: home is more important than this moment. So I look

752
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 2: over to the guys. I go, who wants a beer?

753
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, fuck yeah. I was like, I'll

754
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: go get beers. And I walk down the stairs, out

755
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: the tunnel, out of the rose Bowl and grab an uber.

756
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: I go, I'll tell a soul. I get in the uber.

757
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: He goes, where are you going? I said, Valley Village.

758
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: He said, oh, I was a game. I said. I

759
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: have this really deep conversation with this guy. I'm pre

760
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: fucked up, and I go, I gotta fight a Zurich

761
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: tomorrow at like eight in the morning or whatever. Six

762
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 2: in the morning. My car's picking me up. I'm gonna

763
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: go spend time with my daughters. And he's like really,

764
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 2: I said, yeah. He goes, how's the game going. I go,

765
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 2: we're losing. We're gonna lose. It's not a big deal. Like,

766
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 2: my family is more important than this. I said, I'm

767
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: moving forward in life I'm not moving backwards. So I'm

768
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 2: in the uber and I've made the right decision, and

769
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I get a call from Tom

770
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 2: and he.

771
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: Goes, dude, fake, dude, this is fucking crazy. This is

772
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: fucking crazy.

773
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 2: Come meet up with me. Let's get a beer.

774
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: This is insane. I want to be next to you.

775
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm in an uber. He goes, what.

776
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: I go, Yeah, I'm in a nuber. Why what's going on.

777
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, we're coming back. Kind of went what

778
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: we're coming back? My wife calls. She goes, you're watching

779
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 2: the best game of the fucking as entury. I go,

780
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: I'm on, I'm in a new bro I'm coming home.

781
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: She goes, what you fucking idiot, You're coming home. You're

782
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: not seeing what's happening.

783
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, motherfucker, oh fuck, oh fuck.

784
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 2: I was like, hurry up, get me to a bar.

785
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: And the guy's like, there's I can't stop anywhere, man,

786
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 2: I can only take you to where you said you

787
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 2: can't change it in your app. I'm too drunk to

788
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 2: change in my app. I'm like, fucking go, go, go,

789
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 2: I get home. My wife goes, they just ran a touchdown,

790
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 2: a fucking a kickoff back.

791
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? My daughter's like, Daddy,

792
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: jump on the trampoline.

793
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, fuck herself, You're fucking ruining this for me.

794
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 3: I could be at this fucking game.

795
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: And so the last picture is me sitting with my

796
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: family and my man cave, fucking missing the greatest game

797
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: of my fucking life. Oh, you left the game. I

798
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: had to write up. I ended up here. I couldn't

799
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 2: be happier. I left the fucking game to go fucking

800
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: home to spend time with my family, and some girl

801
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 2: will never let me live it down. He goes, you

802
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,959
Speaker 2: missed one of the greatest football games I've ever seen

803
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: in my entire life. To hang out with people you'll

804
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: spend the rest of your life with.

805
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: You pulled to Wohlburg. No, No, Jack, Wohburg didn't. He

806
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: didn't leave early twenty eight to three. If you're been

807
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: in one of those, you've been in a luxury box. Yeah,

808
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: do you ever eat those chili fries?

809
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 2: Oh? He shot himself.

810
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: He may have. He may have. He had to get

811
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: out of there. And it's also you know, in those boxes,

812
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: it's probably tough for someone like you gotta be on.

813
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: You don't get to enjoy.

814
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 2: It sucks when.

815
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: You're I retracted, I attracted.

816
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: Sorry Mark, You guys have great fucking research. Just for

817
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 2: the record, well, yes, yes, I would want to party

818
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 2: with Kim Jong un. Is that what this is? No?

819
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: This is we go back to January sixth, twenty fourteen,

820
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: and we like to just talk about the pop culture

821
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: of what's going on. You have two daughters, so you've seen, oh,

822
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: Frozen with the number one movie Frozen. I have a

823
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: six year old Oh yeah, yeah, and so she just

824
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: hit the age now with like she doesn't want anything

825
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: to do with Frozen because it's little kiddy. Now do

826
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 1: you have that stage? Is this normal? Like she doesn't

827
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: like pink anymore. It's once she went to school.

828
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 2: Oh god, I fucking hate other kids. They fucking creep in.

829
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: They really did to a pure human and they ruin her.

830
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: And then they go like they'd be like, uh, you know,

831
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: there's no Santa Claus. And then your daughter's like, hey, dad,

832
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 2: Sally said that there's no Santa Claus. And I'm like, oh,

833
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: Santa Claus doesn't visit divorce parents. That's why Sally doesn't

834
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: know Santa, and she's like what. I was like, yeah, yeah,

835
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: they couldn't keep a commitment, so Santa doesn't care about him.

836
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 2: And then she's like for real, yeah yeah, I don't

837
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: say it to Sally, like she just doesn't know. My

838
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: daughter believed in Santa n til she was like fifteen.

839
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 2: Like that's fucking old.

840
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 1: I'm getting that too already. You know, what's your name?

841
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to say, oh, what's her name? Said,

842
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: Santa's not real?

843
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I fucked my kids up so bad. So

844
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: when they were probably like twelve, maybe eleven and nine,

845
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: they put a GoPro on the mantle. I watched them

846
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: Christmas Eve, so so uh, I go, what are you

847
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: guys doing? Then, like we're gonna catch Santa. And I

848
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: was like, Santa, that's pretty slick, guys, and they're like, Dad,

849
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 2: he's not gonna know. There's a go bro. He comes

850
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 2: out of the chimney. We're gonna have him. And I said, well,

851
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: good luck. So they go to bed. I leave the gout,

852
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: I help him. I put a big card in it,

853
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: and then we come in and we do the presence.

854
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: But I edit all that out. I put it in

855
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: my computer. I edit all that out. I then edit

856
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 2: out me walking underneath the fireplace, underneath the mantle. All

857
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: they see is pitch black to pitch black. I'm already

858
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 2: under the mantle. That's all edited out me getting in there.

859
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 2: I jumped out with a bunch of bells. I have

860
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 2: a white glove on. I reach up under the mantle.

861
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 2: I grab the camera and I turn it around. I

862
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 2: then go around and start messing with the press. This

863
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: is what bells ringing.

864
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: And then I let the rest of the tape play out.

865
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: And so that night Christmas dinner, George's like, we should

866
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: see if you caught Sannah. I was like, good call,

867
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 2: good call. I go. I'll upload it to my computer.

868
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 2: It's already been uloaded. I already edited it all out.

869
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: So I pull it up. I put it on the

870
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 2: big screen at my sister's house. I go to see

871
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: what we got, guys. And so now the whole family's round.

872
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 2: My parents are not aware how iMovie works, so we

873
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 2: play it and sure shit, I mean, the dogs didn't move.

874
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 2: It's perfect, perfect edit of night night, Night night, then

875
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: jingle bells. Then the glove comes up and my dad goes,

876
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? I go, I go, I

877
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 2: don't know, Dad, I think it's Santa. And he's like, oh,

878
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 2: he goes, are you fucking kidding me? My sister's like, wait,

879
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 2: how did you guys get this? And then she's like

880
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 2: everyone's looking around and the girl's like, he's real.

881
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: I go, I guess he is real. They're like he

882
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: is smarter.

883
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: Dad, Oh my god, we gotta tell everyone, and they

884
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: mom Nana.

885
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: They go into the kitchen and my dad goes, is

886
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 1: there is there Santa real?

887
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: I go, you know, Dad, it's me.

888
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 1: He goes.

889
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: He goes that, why the fuck did you do that?

890
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 2: I go, I just edited in the program. My sister's

891
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 2: like thirties. He goes, he had it in a program. Yeah.

892
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 2: My tad goes, oh, buddy, I think you might have

893
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 2: just fucked your kids up. I go, what and he goes,

894
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: he goes, that's and he goes, I'm fucking seventy and

895
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: I'm believing in Santa right now. He goes, And I go,

896
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: is that was that a bad idea? And he goes, yeah,

897
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 2: you gotta tell them there's no Santa right now. And

898
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: we didn't, And so George is fifteen years old. She's

899
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 2: in her bed and I like, Goes. I listened too,

900
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: he goes, is the tooth very real? And I was like, uh,

901
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 2: and you see George was reading a book. Lower the

902
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: book and her eyes go over. She's kids in her

903
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 2: class are finger fucking and vakee petting right, and she's

904
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 2: still believe in Santa. She's like, oh, she's a fucking permit.

905
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: She can drive a car. And she's like, wait, Santa's

906
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 2: not real. And I was like, oh fuck, I'm sorry baby. Yeah,

907
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 2: she started smoking weed that year.

908
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that just gave me so fifteen and

909
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: vaping and what you just said with a six year old.

910
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,440
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Speaker 1: let Jacks at the stage.

918
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 3: Oh should we run through these teams real quick?

919
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: Let's see it Jack?

920
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 3: All right, So we got Auburn team of destiny this year.

921
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 3: They'd beaten Alabama, like we said earlier, on the kick

922
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 3: six Chris Davis runs it back one hundred nine yards.

923
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 3: They beat Georgia on a Hail Mary prayer. They've been

924
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 3: three and nine the year before, Like no one expected

925
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 3: anything from this Auburn team. Uh then sure enough they

926
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 3: beat Johnny Football in Texas A and m I just him.

927
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 2: I've been texting with him.

928
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: What would you watch this?

929
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 2: I'm told, Uh, yeah, I was. It's really interesting. I

930
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: have a lot of thoughts about it because I've watched

931
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: people quit comedy, like quit and be like it's not

932
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: for me. I can't wrap my head around that. Yeah,

933
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: I was upset. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with comedy.

934
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 2: But I watched him say you no, I never he

935
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: never watched any game tape, which is astounding.

936
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: And like it was apparent yeah yeah, and when you

937
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: watched him play, yeah, and the league at least yeah.

938
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 2: And I kind of find that fascinating, like that he

939
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 2: that he was like, I don't want to play for

940
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: pro football.

941
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I was a guy that had to go

942
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: the long way.

943
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

944
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't given anything. So a guy like me

945
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: in theory looks at a guy like him and says,

946
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: that's a complete waste of life. And and to see

947
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: what the mental struggles and everything that he went. I

948
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: watched the doc, and you know, I I feel better

949
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: for him, but like that whole situation. You know, I

950
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: saw him once too. I just won a super Bowl.

951
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: Johnny Football, big league me, big league me. I'm like

952
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: ever since then, I was like, f Johnny Football. Yeah,

953
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: I know we've cross pass a bunch. We got multiple

954
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: like friends that are cross pollinated and stuff, but like,

955
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: you know, it just it confirmed it when you don't

956
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: watch Like there's a lot of people in Ohio, Northeast Ohio.

957
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: I went to school at Kent State. These fucking people

958
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: love football. These people were nine to five's working at

959
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: tire shops Middle America, people that have no money. This

960
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: guy's getting paid millions of dollars and you're not going

961
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: to invest one bit of time in for that team

962
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: that's fucking cheering you on, that loves like And I

963
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: know that's stupid to say.

964
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: No, no, It happens in comedy and I say that when

965
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 2: I say, like, I don't think there's anyone.

966
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: There's probably people that don't know me, that don't know.

967
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: This, But like I, I earned my way into arenas,

968
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 2: like I worked my way. I didn't. I wasn't giving it.

969
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 2: I wasn't the guy written up in variety of magas.

970
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: I mean now I am, but like I was never

971
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 2: the top ten comics to watch. I didn't get rid

972
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,479
Speaker 2: of Kary. I've been written up in everything now But like.

973
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: I did the cover of Spirit magazine really twenty fifteen,

974
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: no big, no big, Do you have fainted fingernails?

975
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah you will. You will to get ready girl,

976
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: dad to the core and so and so like, but

977
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 2: I understand that. And I watch comics who get given

978
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 2: everything who they just are like I don't know for

979
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: whatever reason they got put in like the cat bird

980
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: Seat and now and everyone wants them. And then when

981
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 2: they get ready to do a Netflix special, they do like, yeah,

982
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 2: I did a couple of weekends, I'm going out. I'm

983
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 2: doing like a month. Do When I get ready to

984
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 2: do a Netflix special, I go out, I start. I mean,

985
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 2: the whole thing starts. I won't commit to one until

986
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: it's eighteen months out. But like I, when I'm getting there,

987
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 2: it's like eight months of not going home, it is,

988
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 2: and it's watching tape every night, it is. It is

989
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: breaking down bits thinking I'm not good enough going to

990
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: doing clubs doing I'm like, I'm on, I am fucking there.

991
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: So I understand that, like like when and especially even.

992
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: Like and you know, like and you see the struggles

993
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: that he went through and all that I mean. But

994
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: there's also like my grandmother was a single grandma with

995
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: three deaf kids in nineteen fifty five, with five hundred

996
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: dollars and bills and three hundred dollars.

997
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: Your family's deaf, My.

998
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: Dad's Yeah, my dad's brothers and sisters are all deaf.

999
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: Is different deaf, No, they have different dads. Where did

1000
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: you grow up again? Bay Area?

1001
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: Oh? For real?

1002
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: Redwood City?

1003
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, Redwood City, okay, Yeah. I used to do

1004
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: stand up a bunch there. Yeah. I always remember the

1005
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: exact names of the places. But Sacramento in San Francisco.

1006
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: There was a guy that owned the club in Sacramento.

1007
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 2: So there were these great like outdoor parks, outdoor like

1008
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 2: amphitheaters all around there, and so we did them all

1009
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: around there. Yeah, and so that's when I first started.

1010
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: I did a lot of shows up there.

1011
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was an awesome place to grow up.

1012
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 2: I loved it.

1013
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know we had the Niners. Like you were talking,

1014
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: you only had Florida State growing up. You didn't have Tampa.

1015
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: We had Niners. We had Barry Bonds when he was

1016
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: Berry Bonds.

1017
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: With the fucking size eight and a half head.

1018
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: Dude. He would see one pitch a week, and it'd

1019
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 1: be in Willie McCovey cove one pitch a week.

1020
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: Did you get recruited to play baseball anywhere?

1021
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: No?

1022
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 2: Really? What position? Did you play? Short?

1023
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: Really? I broke my back my senior year playing football,

1024
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: No baseball. How'd you break your back over use? I

1025
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: had a stress fracture in my like L five just

1026
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: from swinging, taking cuts, swinging for the fenders. That could happen. Yeah,

1027
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: shows you how bad my swing. And then I quit

1028
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: and healed up, and I went to College of San

1029
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 1: Mateo to play junior college football.

1030
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 2: Really, you played junior college football. I didn't know that

1031
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: could work.

1032
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: It does.

1033
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 2: That's crazy because I remember hearing people stories of people

1034
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 2: going to play junior college football, and I was like,

1035
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: they'll never And then you get you.

1036
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 1: Got there's a community of us that. I mean, Ocho

1037
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: Cinco went to junior college. Who else?

1038
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 3: Jack Tyreek Hill?

1039
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill. Really a lot of bounce backs of a grades.

1040
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers went to Butte Oh really Yeah. In northern

1041
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: California is a huge junior college like football program thing

1042
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: going because a lot of the guys it's such a

1043
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: big state. There's a lot of guys that get overlooked,

1044
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: like Florida. Aaron Rodgers from up He's from Chico. He's

1045
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: from up north, like three hours north of me. Like

1046
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: Chico State, you know, Chico State. Yeah, Chico State was fun.

1047
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:55,439
Speaker 2: Fun.

1048
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: We gotta get back Jack, where are we?

1049
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 3: Let's let's run through Florida State real quick. Yeah, just

1050
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 3: to give some shine to the Noles. This team twenty

1051
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 3: thirteen season.

1052
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: Look at the score in say just.

1053
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 3: A wagon average margin of victory forty two points. Got

1054
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 3: Jamis Like we said, Jalen Ramsey. This was the Jimbo era.

1055
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 3: Brian Stork yet red Lightning even the ball boy was famous.

1056
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, red lightning. I remember red lightning. You got the

1057
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: light in his face? Are you good? I'm perfect, right,

1058
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm perfect. I have beautiful blue eyes, you know. What

1059
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: that tells me?

1060
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: What the Lord's watching me?

1061
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: No, that the keto, the shoulder workouts, it's creating a

1062
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: presence in confidence.

1063
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 2: I'm in a good place right now. I feel very

1064
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: good about myself. I feel very alive.

1065
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: You so you're moving forward.

1066
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 2: I'm moving forward right now. I actually, actually last night

1067
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: I felt like I took a step back and I

1068
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: got I got held up by it. Yeah.

1069
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: I was high last night too, though, and so I

1070
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: was like, California sober.

1071
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, mushrooms and weed. Yeah yeah. I can

1072
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 2: only reason I think I'm not drinking is just to

1073
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 2: lose weight.

1074
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1075
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 2: I was thinking about smoke, going to joint when I

1076
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: got done here and drive it through the hills. But

1077
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: then I was like, I should be sober for the ride. Yeah,

1078
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: why did you pick a living here? I was just curious.

1079
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: Uh. I liked the west Side west Side vibes.

1080
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 2: It's really beautiful.

1081
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: It's nice. It's I got a six year old. I'm

1082
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: in a cult de sac. It's nice, you know, like

1083
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: I got some yard. I fell in love with the house.

1084
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: You know, it's it just I lived in Brentwood. I

1085
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: lived in Brentwood like ten years ago. So Brady. The

1086
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,919
Speaker 1: reason why I lived in Brentwood. Brady, you know, had

1087
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: the big, mega house that he sold a doctor dre No.

1088
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know about it. Well, he lived in Brentwood

1089
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 1: like ten fifteen years ago with Giselle, and they built

1090
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 1: this insane home and then they rented this other house

1091
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 1: that was on men Off Mandeville. It was an unbelievable

1092
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: house too, probably like fifteen million dollar home. And his

1093
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: assistant Ben lived in the house because they finished the house,

1094
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: but they still had a year lease on the other house. Yeah,

1095
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: and I was CouchSurfing when I first got in the league,

1096
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: like living in Marina del Rey, because I moved out

1097
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: here to be around him, to throw with them. Oh yeah,

1098
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: you know. You know at that time, he really wouldn't

1099
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: call me, and so Rawitz we were friends. He goes, Yo,

1100
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: come live in Brady's other house with me, just don't

1101
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: tell him you're here. And that house was on the

1102
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: way to the other house, so like he would come

1103
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: in and I'd have to like hide, And I just

1104
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: had a lot of great memories. I loved being in Brentwood.

1105
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: It's quiet. You know, my daughter she lives over you know,

1106
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: a few towns east, So you know, it's I like it.

1107
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: It reminds me of northern California a little.

1108
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 2: I love this area. It's funny, especially like when you're

1109
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 2: because I lived I've lived here for almost like twenty

1110
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 2: four years, and I've been poor here, I've and I've

1111
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 2: been rich here, And it's funny once you get rich

1112
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 2: and you realize you can live anywhere you want. Yeah,

1113
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,720
Speaker 2: you can live anywhere. You start driving around own places

1114
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: and then you start going, oh, I actually can't live

1115
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 2: anywhere like you because you can live in the valley.

1116
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 2: I can live in the valley easy. I have a

1117
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 2: big house. Yeah. But then I was driving from because

1118
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 2: I was in like Venice, and I was driving through

1119
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 2: Santa Monica, and I was like, hey, maybe I can

1120
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 2: buy a house over here. And then I was like

1121
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 2: the fuck, like this it's gorgeous, and I'm like these

1122
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 2: are all fifteen million dollars.

1123
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, holy.

1124
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 2: Shit, Like I can't live here, like I can't live

1125
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: anywhere around there. Yeah, it's I'd love to live I'd

1126
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 2: love to live in Malibu. Like if my wife and

1127
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 2: I if my wife gets hit by a car and

1128
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: like and I have to figure it out. I'll move

1129
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: to Malibi. I'll sell everything, moved to Malibui, kill the dogs.

1130
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: You know, Malibu. I would love to live there too,

1131
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: but it's just you know, I'm co parenting, so you

1132
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: got to be semi close. Yeah, and that's like you

1133
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: can't deal with that traffic, dude, I'd be traffic. You

1134
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: gotta like if you live in Malibu, you can't you

1135
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: can't leave Malibui. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm cool, which is great. Yeah,

1136
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: but like you know, I haven't child.

1137
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 2: I'd be such a great co parent and not like

1138
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 2: full on parent, like that's kind of what I do anyway.

1139
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: But like I get the I get that, like the

1140
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 2: Moniker of like a full time dad, I would be

1141
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 2: a great divorced dad co parentings. I mean, it's so

1142
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: normal now, it's it's normal. Like when I was a kid,

1143
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 2: it was like, oh God, he's got to go with

1144
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 2: his dad. He's gonna get you know, And now you're like, no, no, no,

1145
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 2: it's it's it's the best of both worlds, honestly, Like

1146
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 2: because when you're with your daughter, you are one hundred

1147
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 2: percent I'm guessing you're one hundred percent present because you're

1148
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: getting your time and you're making it quality time. For me,

1149
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 2: I was always with them, so I was like, fuck,

1150
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 2: we'll do it tomorrow. And then you like, and then

1151
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 2: you like, and and then, especially when you're broke and

1152
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 2: you're and you're trying to hustle, I would feel guilty

1153
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 2: spending too much time with my kids. I go, well,

1154
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 2: not working. I need to work and make money for

1155
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 2: these kids. I know.

1156
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: It's you know, do you want a different situation? Yeah,

1157
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: of course you do. But like it's exactly what you said.

1158
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: Like I grew up with a mom and dad that

1159
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: were together. My dad was always working, my mom was

1160
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: raising us. Like when I have my kid, I'm making

1161
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: her dinner. I'm doing all the things my mom used

1162
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 1: to do with me. You know. So I've put it's

1163
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: like it's just different, you know what I mean. It's

1164
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: I'm blessed and fortunate enough to be in the situation

1165
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: where I don't have to, you know, worry crazy about

1166
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: like financially, what's going down. So that gives me a

1167
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 1: luxury of doing other things.

1168
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 2: But it's crazy too, But like because I think about

1169
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 2: like I'm thinking about you driving a lot, driving over here,

1170
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 2: and I go, so I remember when you started the

1171
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 2: podcast with Sam and I was like, oh cool, and

1172
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 2: then you popped up I don't know, I'm sure you

1173
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 2: know this, but you popped up a bunch lately, like

1174
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 2: on in my feet, random and you're really good on Mike.

1175
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 2: And then I go, oh wow, how cool to be

1176
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 2: in a situation where you get to figure out what

1177
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 2: you want to do for the rest of your life,

1178
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 2: because not everyone gets that. I figured out what I

1179
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 2: wanted to do, but I didn't get to do it

1180
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 2: great until you got to work to get there. It's

1181
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 2: cool that you are at a place thinking I was

1182
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 2: thinking about this a lot, where you get to go

1183
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: like like do something like this. It's so neat to

1184
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 2: see so many different dudes. And I said about busting

1185
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 2: with the boys, Pat McAfee, aj Hawk, like all these

1186
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 2: great talents on the field blossom off the field.

1187
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: It's awesome, it's unbelievable, and those guys are on a

1188
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: whole other level. But it's also it's also tough, you know,

1189
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: because you love doing this. I love doing this. I

1190
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: love going out and talking stories and that's how we

1191
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: started this podcast and looking for the best game and

1192
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: all that. But I've been a creature of habit since

1193
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: I was eight years old, where I've had the same schedule.

1194
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: You get up, you go to school, you practice, you

1195
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: come home and do homework. The school was substituted with

1196
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: football school, where you're just learning your team. You know,

1197
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: once you get into college and then pros, it's all football.

1198
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: I've had that same schedule since I was eight years old.

1199
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: And now you really don't have to you know, if

1200
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: you're not dumb, you don't have to think about money.

1201
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: If you're not dumb, you know, there's always you always

1202
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: have to think about that. But I was blessed where

1203
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: I had. I got to live out my dream. I

1204
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: lived everything I've ever wanted to d I ever wanted

1205
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: to do.

1206
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 2: Every realize do you realize zero?

1207
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: But it's hard because now you know, how do you

1208
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: like in my child? Now I'm around with my and

1209
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: that fills my void of where my heart is. But

1210
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: I I was like a mercenary for fucking fifteen fourteen years.

1211
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: That like my body clock like at the like right now,

1212
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: like i feel like I'm late on in shape for

1213
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: the season. I feel I already have the anxiety, you know,

1214
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: and you know, now you get to do whatever you want.

1215
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: So like you have to you have to like make

1216
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: your routine and be positive with your time because you

1217
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: have so I've never been accustomed to having time.

1218
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 2: So what do you What does your day look like like?

1219
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 2: Do you work out in the morning.

1220
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm when I had like, so this morning,

1221
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: I'll wake up at six because I have my daughter.

1222
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: You know, I have my daughter Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'll

1223
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 1: wake up when I have her. I wake up at six.

1224
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: I've always been an early bird. I'll let her sleep,

1225
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: I'll make her lunch, I'll make her breakfast. Then i'll

1226
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: wake her up. I'll get her clothes out, dress her,

1227
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: do her hair, and then I'll go take a dump

1228
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: because you know, that's always been my routine. You know,

1229
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: you wake up, you put a dip in, drink a coffee,

1230
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: take a shit, and so I'll take her to school.

1231
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: I'll go to the gym right after and nine to

1232
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: ten thirty, I'm at the gym. I come back and

1233
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: usually we're doing stuff for this I'm preparing for you know,

1234
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing Fox Morning Show this year with a you

1235
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 1: know the Fox. So it's that I'm starting to get

1236
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: in and I digest content all day. I'm digesting football

1237
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: literally because I want to hear I want to hear

1238
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: people's take. So I listened to a lot of people's shows.

1239
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: Colin Coward, I'll listen to PMT, I'll watch Pat McAfee,

1240
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: just to get you got to know the guy's names,

1241
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: you know, and in the headlines and what they're doing

1242
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: so you can put your spin and bring your perspective.

1243
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: So like it's literally that all day and then come

1244
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 1: home and pick her up and then you know, now

1245
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: I have to you know, I make dinner and then

1246
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: you know, do it again the next day. Wow.

1247
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of yeah.

1248
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: But then I have like a completely like where I'm

1249
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: not with my kid and it's a completely different life.

1250
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: Do you have friends yeah, like out here, Yeah, I

1251
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: was out here for like, oh you were out here

1252
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: for a while in the off seasons for like since

1253
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: two thousand and ten. Really, yeah, so I've got a

1254
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: lot of friends out here. Yeah. That's interesting, it's fun.

1255
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1256
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 2: I can't imagine you're thirty five, thirty seven. At thirty seven,

1257
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 2: I just started working for Travel Channel. Yeah, I just

1258
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 2: started working with Travel Channel. I just had I'd had

1259
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 2: like my kids were babies. Babies. God, man, your life's

1260
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 2: gonna be so fun.

1261
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: Hey, it's been great, you know, but I have like

1262
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: I have this whole thing happily miserable. Like it's like

1263
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: I need to be in a miserable mindset because anytime,

1264
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: like I remember in twenty fifteen or we just won

1265
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl, I was that year and then the

1266
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: going into the next year, I'm sitting there, I just

1267
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: bought my condo in Boston, I'm redoing it. I'm sitting

1268
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: up there, I'm having a career year. I'm sitting here like, man,

1269
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: this shit's easy, Like, you know, this is fucking I

1270
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: It was the first time I sat back and I

1271
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: like cherished the moment, like this is fucking awesome. You know,

1272
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: I got everything, Everything's working out, you know, and then

1273
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: two weeks later, I break a foot, you know, Like

1274
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: so anytime I've ever felt that way, Yeah, you know,

1275
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: same thing. I'm having a kid. Oh shit, like that

1276
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,479
Speaker 1: the world was great, you know, which it became. Yeah,

1277
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: but it wasn't a planned thing if we all you know,

1278
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So anytime I'm in like

1279
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: a happy sense of mind, it's like I can't be there.

1280
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 2: I got the same fucking thing the second I The

1281
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 2: second I sit and smell the roses, can't I start sneezing,

1282
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 2: And so I'm like, fuck this, And so I look

1283
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 2: at like like, uh yeah, I think it keeps you hungry,

1284
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 2: and I think you know, people always go bert your

1285
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 2: They always say to me, when's enough enough? And I

1286
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 2: go never, never, and and they go can you maintain

1287
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 2: this pace? Yeah, one hundred percent until I die, And

1288
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 2: one day I'll die. And if I die doing what

1289
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 2: I love, then I'm a happy man. Like I love

1290
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 2: doing stand up. I look at I look at the

1291
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 2: empty seats. People go, oh, you sold out red Rocks already,

1292
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: your crew sold out in twenty four hours, or you're

1293
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 2: all these things like about this tour, this fault tour

1294
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 2: that I have on tops. I just looked at empty tickets.

1295
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,479
Speaker 2: That's all I look at is empty tickets. I can't

1296
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 2: get too comfortable. And when I get good things like like.

1297
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: A Hitler tea cup, like my Hitler teacup, Okay, that's

1298
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: a good thing for you, I guess, and for a

1299
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: lot of people it's.

1300
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well.

1301
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: It's cool memorabilia.

1302
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 2: Well, when I have you over on the cooking and

1303
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 2: said we'll have tea and I'll put five cups out

1304
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 2: and you won't know which one.

1305
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: What is that? Like sushi joint and you get the

1306
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: wasabi sushi? Which one has the masabi in it?

1307
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh?

1308
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: This one genocide on it.

1309
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 2: But like like when we bought when we bought our

1310
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 2: last house or current house, I I felt I couldn't

1311
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 2: really enjoy it because I was like I was like

1312
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, this is and my wife's like

1313
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 2: we did it, and I'm like, no, stop, but that

1314
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 2: we haven't done it yet, Like you didn't do ship,

1315
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 2: like you're fucking kicking your feet up for you should

1316
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 2: be fucking finding carpets and so but like I couldn't

1317
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 2: find I couldn't get comfortable in it, and I didn't

1318
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 2: want comfortable using Instagram. So I felt guilty about my backyard.

1319
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 2: And then I did one day I did post in

1320
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 2: my backyard, like my buddy Jay Larson hit me up

1321
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 2: and he's like, how big is your backyard? I'm like fuck?

1322
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 2: And then so I was and then and or like

1323
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 2: I can't get I have a hard time getting new cars,

1324
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 2: like I I just feel like if you get her

1325
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 2: a story about a dude about a ferrari, and then

1326
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 2: the next day bad shit happened to him, and I

1327
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 2: was like.

1328
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: We're in La right now. You know, it's a grand

1329
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: theft out of right here. It's like the video game.

1330
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: I see a police chase, so I see people getting

1331
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: pulled out of cars regularly, Like, yeah, I drive a Tesla.

1332
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 2: I thought you would have gonna drive a truck.

1333
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm not a truck guy.

1334
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 2: You look like a truck guy. Yeah, it's a beard.

1335
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know you were Jewish.

1336
01:04:54,880 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a bar mitzvah? Not really really?

1337
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,479
Speaker 2: No? Is your dad Jewish? Your dad? Oh? Your mom?

1338
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 2: Is it?

1339
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: So? Technically do I just talk to someone about about

1340
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: that yesterday? I just say it, but you know, to

1341
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: put it in your terms? You know, you know Hitler? Well,

1342
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: I mean Hitler would kill you if you had one

1343
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: grandparent Jewish. So technically Hitler technically was Jewish. But I

1344
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: think it was his dad. So then he was like,

1345
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 1: I go by the old rules. No, no, no, no, no,

1346
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: just the mom has to be Jewish. No yeah, no,

1347
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: I practice.

1348
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 2: I speak with my rabbi and ship, do you really badass?

1349
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: Rabbi Hamilton he's me and my dad will hop on

1350
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: a call with them every Friday for real. Yeah, it's

1351
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: good learning experience.

1352
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 2: Who was I just talking to you yesterday? Who's Jewish?

1353
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:57,480
Speaker 2: But it's his it's there? Oh uh oh Greg Warren?

1354
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 2: Yeah you know Greg Warren? No, dude, he is so

1355
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 2: fucking funny, is he. He's got a new special called

1356
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 2: the Salesman. He is just old school and I know

1357
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 2: you'd like him. I haven't heard you curse yet. He doesn't.

1358
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: Really, I swear I say all the time, but you

1359
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: say f like you you definitely. I'm just feeling the

1360
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: vibe out, Okay. I mean I think I already. Yeah,

1361
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: but that's is that, that's that's usable.

1362
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hardcore yeaheah, yeah, I mean I don't. I don't. Yeah,

1363
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 2: I've been saying it for I've been saying I was

1364
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 2: saying it when you weren't supposed to be saying it.

1365
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was still saying it a lot. It's very

1366
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: English though. It's like the English people use cunt a bunch. Yeah,

1367
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: it's like a real bad English.

1368
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 2: It's that That's where I picked it up because I

1369
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 2: was hanging out with English guys.

1370
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 1: They always say that ship.

1371
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. We did coke in South Africa once and I

1372
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 2: and it just two things. I don't I like they

1373
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 2: when we did coke, they were like, do you want

1374
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 2: to get sorted out? And I went, well, yeah, sure,

1375
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. And then they cut

1376
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 2: a line of coke. I was like, oh shit, I

1377
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 2: guess I'll be saying that for and then uh and

1378
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 2: then uh, and then they said cunt and they got

1379
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 2: stuck in my mouth and I can't get it out.

1380
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to the sevens. Jalen Ramsey, Yeah, what,

1381
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: he's a stud. They had a lot of big names. Yeah,

1382
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: Davante Freeman. We played him in that twenty eight to

1383
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: three Super Bowl against the wings of the Atlanta Falcons

1384
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: two years after this. Really he scored a touchdown Rob Nikovich,

1385
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: didn't keep the edge, Rob and then he I think

1386
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 1: he scored two touchdowns, didn't keep the edge, and then

1387
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 1: it was a running back out in the flat.

1388
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 2: It's like, you said, how you remember that?

1389
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: Well, you were like, just like you were saying, you

1390
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: think about the ticket sales you don't have. I think

1391
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 1: about the shitty plays that we didn't make. Really, I

1392
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: don't think about like everyone asked the twenty eight to three,

1393
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh that catch. I think about the third down and

1394
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: I dropped, you know, coming out a halftime.

1395
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 2: I think about bad sets all the time. Yeah, it's

1396
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 2: and like mistakes. I think about conversations I have with people.

1397
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 2: I was just fighting with to girl, not fighting with him,

1398
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 2: but like arguing about a dude who was a dick

1399
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 2: last night actually was a cunt last night. Yeah, And

1400
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,919
Speaker 2: I told Sigirl about it and he was like, yeah,

1401
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 2: fuck that guy.

1402
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mistakes, you think about them, Like like when

1403
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,680
Speaker 1: I watched this game, I think of Jamis being Jamis

1404
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: in the first half.

1405
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you got the fumble, not.

1406
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: Really executing, and then the second half becomes famous Jamis

1407
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 1: stealing crab legs. But he steal So what's that story?

1408
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 2: You know that?

1409
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1410
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 2: I think here's the deal is there was a big

1411
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 2: hookup for our athletes at our school.

1412
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 1: So like they would come in and they would know

1413
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 1: someone there and the guy was like, you know, take

1414
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: fucking crab legs.

1415
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 2: Put them in the thing. I didn't see anything. And

1416
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 2: then there would always be some snitch dude who grew

1417
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 2: up in Tallahassee who had like like, this is my city.

1418
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 2: No one's gonna fucking I know, the sheriff who probably

1419
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 2: was like no, I don't care who you are, and

1420
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 2: so they raced arrested him. I think Jamis Wiston was like, hey,

1421
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 2: the guy kind of gave him to me, but whatever,

1422
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 2: Like fine, I guess I'm in trouble. I'm watching to

1423
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 2: think about how many people got arrested on the Gators,

1424
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 2: Like they said, forty eight of the polleyball and the

1425
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 2: team got I played with like thirteen of them. Yeah,

1426
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 2: that's right, you did. I played with.

1427
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: Hernandez, We played with Jermaine Cunningham, I played with t Bow.

1428
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: We had them all. Yeah, there's always we always had

1429
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 1: a pipeline of like the best talent, you know, you Belichick,

1430
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,600
Speaker 1: you know he was close for like three years. We

1431
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: had a lot of Florida guys, and then it went

1432
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,680
Speaker 1: to we were starting to get the saving guys. Really. Yeah,

1433
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: it's weird. We had a lot of Florida guys.

1434
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 2: I would I never believed. I know this sounds crazy,

1435
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,040
Speaker 2: but like even when it was proven, like there's certain

1436
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,879
Speaker 2: things where I go is the is he getting railroaded

1437
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 2: by the media. This is what Aaron Hernandez.

1438
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean there's a stick of bubble gum in

1439
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 1: the murder weapon and it didn't look good. And they

1440
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: they had yeah, they it's is it an ongoing case?

1441
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 2: I think it's. I think he was like, I'm done.

1442
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's well, I know he's gone.

1443
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gone.

1444
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

1445
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 2: I don't think he's terrible.

1446
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 1: He was actually, I mean it was sad.

1447
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 2: We're looking dude. If Aaron okay, if can I ask

1448
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 2: a weird question, If Aaron Hernandez doesn't kill that dude

1449
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,759
Speaker 2: and doesn't go to prison, do we get Kronk?

1450
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: We don't get me?

1451
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 2: Oh for real?

1452
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:28,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? The year he so there is a glass

1453
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 1: half full in every case. No, that's a terrible situation

1454
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:39,600
Speaker 1: for all parties. But I did do well off of it, Honestly.

1455
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 1: That year Hernandez gets arrested, Gronk breaks his back. Yeah,

1456
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:48,720
Speaker 1: they signed Amondola. He got hurt. Danny A Mondola, Oh shit,

1457
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 1: I remember him. Yeah. And then they're like, and I

1458
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,560
Speaker 1: was there. I didn't have much stats or anything, and

1459
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: they didn't want to give me the keys or anything,

1460
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: but they had no choice and then I took it

1461
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:01,200
Speaker 1: and ran.

1462
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:06,000
Speaker 2: It's yeah, literally, it's crazy to watch someone you'll never

1463
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 2: maybe you'll see it, but like to watch people pop,

1464
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 2: like like where the name just comes up, like I

1465
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 2: know that I'm probably saying this wrong. Is it Cooper Cup? Cup,

1466
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 2: Cup Cup? Like I was there, We were when he

1467
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 2: was first started playing for the Rams, when when they

1468
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 2: came here, and I remember not knowing much about him,

1469
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:28,559
Speaker 2: and then watch it. Just a couple of passes, then

1470
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 2: a couple more passes, and then all of a sudden

1471
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 2: you hear the stands like the fucking up and and like,

1472
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,840
Speaker 2: it's crazy to watch that happen. That happened with the

1473
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 2: male cheerleaders too, the male cheerleaders for the Rams. I

1474
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 2: watched that energy happen for Cooper Cup and for the

1475
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,719
Speaker 2: male cheaders because they brought male cheerleaders. And at first

1476
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 2: all the dudes in the stands are like, what the

1477
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 2: fuck And.

1478
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 1: Then athleticism and get them up. No no, no, no no,

1479
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 1: they're not doing that. They're just dancing.

1480
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, one dude goes, oh, that

1481
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 2: guy can fucking dance, and I'm like yeah, and then

1482
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 2: you realize, oh, he's gotta be the best answer in

1483
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 2: the world to make it as a guy on a chick.

1484
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 2: All these chicks are phoning it in with their tits

1485
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 2: and their ass. This guy's in shorts and a collar shirt.

1486
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,639
Speaker 1: Like fucking bring it, bring it, bring it.

1487
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 2: And now we're like, step up your game, ladies. Your

1488
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,439
Speaker 2: jobs are not safe. I'd rather watch a bunch of

1489
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 2: dudes out there giving their all than a check like

1490
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 2: I never worked for anything. And cheerleader like and these

1491
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 2: guys and that same game, we were like, dude, these

1492
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:32,959
Speaker 2: guys are badass.

1493
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: Cooper cup male cheerleaders just they they went off at

1494
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: the same time. I always remember that, I know Coop.

1495
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 1: I just saw him. I went to the training camp

1496
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: practice recently. Really, me and Coop used to run routes

1497
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:50,559
Speaker 1: together over in a Golden West community college. Really, yeah,

1498
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,440
Speaker 1: he's a stud.

1499
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 2: That what you guys call getting tail what running routes

1500
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:55,439
Speaker 2: at the bar.

1501
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 1: Now, I think he's Mormon with oh, shut the fuck

1502
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 1: up more and Jack, I'm like Mormon.

1503
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 2: I love Mormons. I fearless. They're fucking fearless.

1504
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: They're fearless. And I have a lot of Mormons in

1505
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,640
Speaker 1: my life. One of my agents and Mormons. You know,

1506
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 1: I had one of my body guys. Was more like,

1507
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,599
Speaker 1: Mormons are like the nicest people in.

1508
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 2: The world, the nicest people, and you can trust them

1509
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 2: because I'm getting fucking wasted. No, I've been. I've been.

1510
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 2: Don't give them. Don't give them a caffeine though. Oh

1511
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 2: and don't give them and they go definitely side you

1512
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 2: as aax. I don't a problem with xanax or pills. Yeah,

1513
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 2: and and I've been kicked out of three Buffalo wild

1514
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 2: Wings all in Utah. They got it.

1515
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: They got a standard there. Do you not allowed to

1516
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: stand up and drink? Did you know that? I know

1517
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,559
Speaker 1: it's a dry city area.

1518
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if you stand up, if you stand up

1519
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,200
Speaker 2: with a drink, stand up with a drink, You're out

1520
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,719
Speaker 2: of there. Gone. The first time I didn't even realize

1521
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 2: what was happening. The second time, I was like, let

1522
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 2: me see if this worked again. The third time, I

1523
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 2: was like, fuck him, I'm standing and they can do

1524
01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 2: what happens.

1525
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 1: I recently I went to the UFC in Utah. It's

1526
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:07,280
Speaker 1: their Salt Lake, it's it's cool, is awesome, and it

1527
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: was a lot more diverse than I thought it was

1528
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,360
Speaker 1: gonna be. Oh yeah, a lot of Hawaiians, dude, there's

1529
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: a lot of well, a lot of the Polynesians are

1530
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 1: a lot of.

1531
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:21,040
Speaker 2: A crazy fit. Like that's like, that's like colonialism at

1532
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 2: its base. Like you think, like because everyone preachers against colonialism,

1533
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 2: you think they'd be like, oh man, we should go

1534
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 2: back to our old shit. Yeah, but yeah, there's my

1535
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:36,920
Speaker 2: fucking trainer is Polynesian. My trainer's Polynesian and she's a Mormon. Yeah,

1536
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:37,600
Speaker 2: it's it.

1537
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we'd always have because a lot of the

1538
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 1: a lot of the Poli's they went to College of

1539
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 1: sam Teo, my JUCO, and they'd becoming a JUCO at

1540
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: like twenty five years old because they had to go

1541
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: into missions and ship.

1542
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:51,679
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1543
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 1: They're really about it. They're really about it. Great people.

1544
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:55,680
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

1545
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: But now, so we would go over the games. So

1546
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:02,520
Speaker 1: you you didn't see the fake punt.

1547
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 2: Didn't see anything that was good.

1548
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: You didn't see.

1549
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 2: All I saw was a sucking And I gave up

1550
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 2: and I went home, and then I sat on a

1551
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:17,760
Speaker 2: trampoline with my daughter's jumping, angry and listened to my

1552
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 2: wife cheer for the game. And then finally I was like,

1553
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,479
Speaker 2: let's just go in and watch the end and then

1554
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 2: we all took a picture and I had to post

1555
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 2: I am so much happier here than there. And then

1556
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 2: I got on a plane and I went helleskiin the

1557
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 2: next day and almost died. Hello skiing, and then and

1558
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,840
Speaker 2: then and then that was, and then I jumped off.

1559
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,360
Speaker 2: I had the most terrifying trip to Fuck.

1560
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,799
Speaker 1: Are you like a really good skier?

1561
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,360
Speaker 2: No?

1562
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 1: No, you just jump out a helicopter.

1563
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were. I was snowboarding and the the guy

1564
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 2: was like, and we went up to like I wish

1565
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 2: I knew exactly the hype. I was like ten thousand

1566
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 2: feet thirteen thousand feet. It was up by Materhorn. And

1567
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 2: the guy's like, Okay, I'm gonna put a homing track

1568
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 2: in device so we can find the body. And I'm

1569
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,760
Speaker 2: like what, and he goes, cares you fall in a

1570
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 2: crevss or go off a cliff. We want to find

1571
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 2: your body. And I was like that, I didn't think

1572
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 2: it was as serious. He goes, oh, it's very serious.

1573
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 2: He goes due to go within the three feet from

1574
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 2: my tracks, and so we all had to follow this

1575
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:18,599
Speaker 2: guy down and I'm like, what the fuck? And then

1576
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 2: I caught it. I caught a nose or I caught

1577
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,880
Speaker 2: my toes and I went head first and it's four

1578
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 2: feet of powder. I mean so much powder that are

1579
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 2: I was. I stuck. I push like this and I

1580
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,479
Speaker 2: couldn't touch anything, and I'm upside down. I'm face first,

1581
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 2: upside down on a mountain. I'm pushing and I go, oh,

1582
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 2: this is why I have the fucking homing tracking device.

1583
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,599
Speaker 2: This is how this is what he was talking about.

1584
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,479
Speaker 2: They're gonna need to find I'm gonna be sitting here

1585
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,040
Speaker 2: for an hour and a half while they try to

1586
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 2: find the body. And I started panicking and then I

1587
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 2: felt a hand grabbed me, flip me over, and he.

1588
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,760
Speaker 1: Goes, you should see a sound guy.

1589
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:58,120
Speaker 2: And our sound guy's upside down skis kicking gear everywhere.

1590
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,559
Speaker 1: And I was like, get us off this fucking mountain.

1591
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 2: And so yeah, that was trip flip and then and

1592
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,360
Speaker 2: then uh yeah, we jumped off a cliff. It was

1593
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 2: all Switzerland. It was a fucking I spent the night

1594
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 2: in an igloo with a Saint Bernard. I was sleeping

1595
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:13,559
Speaker 2: and I slept in an igloo that week.

1596
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 1: I mean that's only fitting. Yeah, yeah, that's what you

1597
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,960
Speaker 1: used to see his cartoons.

1598
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful saint Bernard Jack.

1599
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,479
Speaker 1: Did we did we miss anything? Because I mean, we

1600
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:28,719
Speaker 1: can't talk about the game. He was in a cab

1601
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,840
Speaker 1: the whole game, and that was probably we're going to

1602
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,720
Speaker 1: talk about him. He missed the whole game. But other

1603
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,440
Speaker 1: than that, it's a sneaky, really good National Championship.

1604
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 3: It's really a great right now.

1605
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:46,759
Speaker 1: Jamis Winston comes out and shows everyone why he's the Heisman,

1606
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: show if he winner. Yeah, it was last BCS game.

1607
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:51,479
Speaker 2: I've heard really good things about it.

1608
01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 1: What it's the last BCS game?

1609
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 2: Oh for real?

1610
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 3: The playoff game in the next year.

1611
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: Oh ship Man as.

1612
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 3: Far missing anything else? Cooper Cup not a confirmed Mormon.

1613
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 3: Not I don't know why. I'm that really bummed me out.

1614
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:10,639
Speaker 3: I've never been just as super Christian. Oh well those

1615
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:12,680
Speaker 3: are my words.

1616
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: Not cooglar Christian.

1617
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, not quite as fun.

1618
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they have.

1619
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd rather hang with a Mormon than a Christian

1620
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,479
Speaker 2: because at least like.

1621
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,759
Speaker 1: Like yeah, because Christians drink. Oh yeah, my wife's Catholic.

1622
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,519
Speaker 1: Oh they they do the wine.

1623
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 2: Well yeah, most of them are alcoholics. Catholics. Catholics are

1624
01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:38,679
Speaker 2: pretty bad. Go to Boston.

1625
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,120
Speaker 1: I lived there for oh that's right. Yeah, go to

1626
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:46,799
Speaker 1: Boston for fourteen years. Thirteen years in a great talent.

1627
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:49,559
Speaker 3: Can we uh. I'd be remiss if I didn't read

1628
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 3: this quote. Also, this is from the Orlando Sentinel, bringing

1629
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,240
Speaker 3: it back to circumcision talk. This is from Tim Tebow

1630
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:58,000
Speaker 3: after his trip the first time. I gotta say it

1631
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 3: was nerve wrecking. Hands were shaking. This is real, This

1632
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 3: is real, serious Orlando Sentinel. Hands were shaking a little bit.

1633
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm cutting somebody. You can't do these kinds

1634
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,719
Speaker 3: of things in the United States, but these people really

1635
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:15,160
Speaker 3: needed the surgeries and we needed to help them.

1636
01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:17,639
Speaker 1: I guess he doesn't have a steady man as a surgeon.

1637
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,600
Speaker 2: You're making the I'm not making Tim Tebow.

1638
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,759
Speaker 3: And they said he also assisted in a few dental

1639
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,040
Speaker 3: operations over there, So I mean, it's just wild West.

1640
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 1: Dude, TMO.

1641
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, TiO is, hold on on my vacation

1642
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 2: perform surgery. I might go there too.

1643
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: Distracted me to somebody. I don't think it was a vacation.

1644
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:41,000
Speaker 1: I think it was a mission.

1645
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,719
Speaker 2: Hey, what are you guys gonna do today?

1646
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

1647
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,519
Speaker 2: I got a fucking I got an amputation too. I'm

1648
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,679
Speaker 2: a cut of guy's leg. Off, it's Gangreen, It's fucking

1649
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 2: they let you do anything.

1650
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:50,240
Speaker 1: To count here.

1651
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 3: Can't do that?

1652
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,920
Speaker 2: Like that sounds crazy? Why what are you doing? Well,

1653
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,160
Speaker 2: we're gonna go to dinner and then late night there's

1654
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 2: this kid as Tibo went after him, but he couldn't

1655
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,559
Speaker 2: catch him. So we're gonna see me and catch him

1656
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,479
Speaker 2: and cut his cock.

1657
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 1: Oh is this? What city is this? Oh? My god, island?

1658
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,560
Speaker 3: It's Thailand or no, Philippine, Philippines.

1659
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,080
Speaker 1: He goes to the Philippines.

1660
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 2: Dude, Netflix, if you're listening, I want to do the

1661
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:21,000
Speaker 2: same time as Special Joe Coy did in the Philippines.

1662
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,080
Speaker 2: But I want to go down and cut everyone's cock

1663
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:29,479
Speaker 2: and then come back with a necklace of foreskins and

1664
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 2: just be like I'm their leader and a way, you know,

1665
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,559
Speaker 2: I mean, you do something so much in the day

1666
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 2: you have dreams about it. You know that Tina has

1667
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:47,800
Speaker 2: to have dreams. I'm cutting little boys cock. He wakes

1668
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:51,519
Speaker 2: up his wife's mike, what's about it? And he's like nothing,

1669
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,840
Speaker 2: go back to sleep. I can't tell anybody about this.

1670
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay.

1671
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:04,600
Speaker 2: For Philip peanut Kin, He's like, who's the fucking celebrity.

1672
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: Cutting my cock? Can we get a doctor in here?

1673
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 1: The fucking I don't get a ship about.

1674
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:12,840
Speaker 2: The Broncos, get a fucking doctor to wash his.

1675
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:16,080
Speaker 1: Hands and cut my cock? Is that if Tim Tebow?

1676
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:18,800
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, dude, I'm pretty sure

1677
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 1: he had gloves on. Pretty sure he had gloves on.

1678
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1679
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you can't make this stuff up. I mean,

1680
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: but he's I cannot make this up. He's that's he is.

1681
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 1: He could be Jesus. Tim Tebow is Jesus.

1682
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 2: But it's like, out of all the things they need,

1683
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 2: They're like, Tim should give him money.

1684
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,080
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, no, what else? He's like, what about?

1685
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:44,519
Speaker 1: Like food?

1686
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,400
Speaker 2: He's like, keep going, keep going. I can that they'll

1687
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:50,719
Speaker 2: get that. Oh, these kids run circums. What did you say?

1688
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,400
Speaker 2: A lot of these kids are on the circumcised?

1689
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1690
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, stick on that one. What if I cut

1691
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:56,559
Speaker 2: their cocks?

1692
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:57,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it seems a little.

1693
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 2: Selfish to him, but I mean, they don't really need

1694
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:03,320
Speaker 2: to be circumcised. He's like he should be right, And

1695
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,439
Speaker 2: I was like, well you're saying that.

1696
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 1: We didn't say that.

1697
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,479
Speaker 2: He's like, how much for me to cut their cocks

1698
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 2: and they're like, are you gonna pay us? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1699
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,400
Speaker 2: we'll do it that we can buy all the food

1700
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:14,720
Speaker 2: and stuff. Oh. I feel bad because I know that

1701
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 2: this happens to me where someone mocks me and it's

1702
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 2: so fucking hilarious. But when it happens to you, it hurts.

1703
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 2: And I know Tim Tebow is gonna be on his

1704
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:23,799
Speaker 2: farm in Jacksonville's.

1705
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:26,320
Speaker 1: Like, hey, man, I love Jules's podcast.

1706
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 2: I had the pcs's Florida say I can't wait to

1707
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 2: hear this, and he's like sitting there hitting a tire

1708
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,400
Speaker 2: with a hammer. God damn, I was trying to cut

1709
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,759
Speaker 2: their cocks for good reasons.

1710
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,200
Speaker 1: He's on game day, I think, though I don't think

1711
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 1: he's on a farm.

1712
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:42,000
Speaker 3: I do like to imagine he's a listener though.

1713
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tim, yeah, I would love to know who you're

1714
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:50,200
Speaker 1: I would say he's probably not. I mean with Sam

1715
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:53,080
Speaker 1: last season, I mean he we're not really good with,

1716
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 1: like the real true.

1717
01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:58,799
Speaker 3: Kurt Warner and Sam do yeah get along? Confirmed?

1718
01:22:58,880 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 2: Oh wow?

1719
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:02,240
Speaker 1: Yeah Kurt Warner. You know he's a very man of faith,

1720
01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 1: man fear of God.

1721
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 2: That's the thing.

1722
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:09,800
Speaker 1: Sam opened up with a dick beating joke. I think

1723
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 1: we're jacket jacking off.

1724
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 3: We were talking about dig vermial crying and jerking off

1725
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,960
Speaker 3: and something, and he just he just put the blinders.

1726
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,640
Speaker 3: He like acted like he didn't even hear it.

1727
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Not even Kurt Warner would not like me.

1728
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:25,920
Speaker 1: It's a great guy.

1729
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,280
Speaker 2: I bet he'd be like, he'd be like sure, man,

1730
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,440
Speaker 2: Like I bet he'd have one of those faces like

1731
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:33,479
Speaker 2: remember the first time he saw two dudes kiss and

1732
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:35,679
Speaker 2: you were like, I'm gonna look at something else real quick.

1733
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,519
Speaker 2: I bet he'd look at me like that. He'd be like,

1734
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:46,320
Speaker 2: uh great. So, uh yeah, I was shelving groceries and

1735
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,120
Speaker 2: then they call.

1736
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 1: A fl though he went to the a f L.

1737
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:55,520
Speaker 1: Then he went a FL before after groceries.

1738
01:23:56,439 --> 01:24:00,599
Speaker 3: Let me do Iowa Barnstormers AFL not that arena.

1739
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:02,120
Speaker 2: Oh really.

1740
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,080
Speaker 1: Did you?

1741
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Professionally where Avengers. I played for the Avengers. It

1742
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:10,880
Speaker 2: was for a TV show.

1743
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 1: Uh.

1744
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:13,639
Speaker 2: It was one of the one of the bigger mistakes

1745
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 2: in my life. Uh the I was a quarterback and

1746
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,879
Speaker 2: uh it was it was called a TV show called Herbert,

1747
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 2: And so the coach was like, you know, I'm sure

1748
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,320
Speaker 2: you know, coach energy of like, I'm not fucking around,

1749
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,320
Speaker 2: like I understand you're paying us to do this. What

1750
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,840
Speaker 2: do you need real quick? And the producers like, we're

1751
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,920
Speaker 2: just gonna have him be a quarterback. And then you know,

1752
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 2: they'll sack him and he'll try to run a pat

1753
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:38,600
Speaker 2: run a play and they'll they'll get him over the

1754
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,519
Speaker 2: middle and he'll try to be it. He'll do all

1755
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,760
Speaker 2: the positions. You guys just fuck him up. And then

1756
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 2: coach's like, all right, yeah, like you just real like okay,

1757
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,880
Speaker 2: so uh he he's gonna be quarterback. Let's fucking like

1758
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:50,320
Speaker 2: this get up. And so I'm like, oh fuck. And

1759
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,719
Speaker 2: so then I realized my offensive line is not blocking.

1760
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:58,920
Speaker 2: So I take I take the hike, I take the ball,

1761
01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:02,160
Speaker 2: and I back and I sprint up the middle and

1762
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:07,880
Speaker 2: I run a touchdown and the coach loses his shit.

1763
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:12,280
Speaker 5: He goes, this is the fucking reason you don't start.

1764
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:15,400
Speaker 5: I don't need any of you. This motherfucker better leave

1765
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 5: on a fucking stretcher if you want to keep those

1766
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,640
Speaker 5: helmets and keep that jersey.

1767
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 1: On, do you understand me?

1768
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 2: And then some black dudes like you fucked up, man,

1769
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh god. The next play I'm

1770
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:32,320
Speaker 2: blindsided from behind, knocked unconscious. I got so you can

1771
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:36,559
Speaker 2: hit it type in type in Herbert football. I got

1772
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,479
Speaker 2: so fucked up, and I got a concussion. And at

1773
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 2: the end it's like you can tell them concussion. I'm like, yeah,

1774
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:46,840
Speaker 2: that's me on the floor. Yeah, and I just got

1775
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,040
Speaker 2: fucking worked.

1776
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:52,640
Speaker 1: No protection, not knowing, not taking a hit blindside.

1777
01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:57,640
Speaker 2: Oh, no protection. How young I am. I got a

1778
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:04,920
Speaker 2: ton of hair though. It was a physical game. Yeah, arena,

1779
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:09,320
Speaker 2: it's small space all right here, So the next the partment,

1780
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:12,360
Speaker 2: keep it there, keep it there. This is all of

1781
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:18,160
Speaker 2: a sudden you and then I heard you punk. This

1782
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:23,599
Speaker 2: is me just kidding, little man. Yeah, you get I

1783
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:27,120
Speaker 2: think the I think the blind side's coming up. The crush.

1784
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:32,559
Speaker 2: You know, that's solid contact with I've never look behind

1785
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:33,520
Speaker 2: my voices.

1786
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,680
Speaker 1: And clear. The weirdest part is when you get hit

1787
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:45,200
Speaker 1: from behind. Oh yeah, that's definitely a concussion. Yeah you

1788
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 1: went helmet back of the head, yeah done.

1789
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1790
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: And then at least you didn't break your back, yeah,

1791
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,880
Speaker 1: because if you would have went lower, you would have

1792
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,599
Speaker 1: you would have had some vertebraey damage.

1793
01:26:56,960 --> 01:27:00,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you were skinny guy there. I was the

1794
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,840
Speaker 2: shoulders That's where I met my I was I was,

1795
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 2: That's why I met. I was in the spinning class.

1796
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:08,519
Speaker 2: The Yeah, I was doing a lot of spin classes,

1797
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:09,840
Speaker 2: a good cardio back then.

1798
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,640
Speaker 1: But I'm not like jacks like I am now. The

1799
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:15,240
Speaker 1: I then I was a professional. I was an mm

1800
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,960
Speaker 1: A fighter for a day. I thought the gracies. I

1801
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:19,000
Speaker 1: got choked out. I was a bull.

1802
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,320
Speaker 2: You want to fucking to type in Herbert Rodeo clown.

1803
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,840
Speaker 2: This is the worst. This is this is this, this

1804
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,240
Speaker 2: is what it got me to quit the show.

1805
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:30,280
Speaker 1: That's something I will never.

1806
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:32,400
Speaker 5: Course.

1807
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,640
Speaker 2: I broke my foot and broke my ribs.

1808
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:43,719
Speaker 1: Just crashed. Breaking your ribs sucks, do isn't it? Dude?

1809
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:47,280
Speaker 2: Can the sleeping sucks? You know? The key? I broke

1810
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:49,240
Speaker 2: my ribs a lot. The key to sleeping on broke

1811
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:56,240
Speaker 2: ribs is lay on that side. Yeah. Yeah, I thought

1812
01:27:56,240 --> 01:28:00,000
Speaker 2: you were going he's crazy, So you're gonna come to

1813
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,760
Speaker 2: my cooking show? I'm down. Who do you want to

1814
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:04,519
Speaker 2: do with? Whoever? Yeah, you name it. It's usually better

1815
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:06,360
Speaker 2: if you know the person because you can hang out

1816
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:08,200
Speaker 2: with them. If there's someone you like that you're like, oh,

1817
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,880
Speaker 2: I'd like to do that with that. That person we

1818
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:10,800
Speaker 2: can do it begainst that it up.

1819
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:12,320
Speaker 1: Do I have to have like a name right now?

1820
01:28:12,479 --> 01:28:12,759
Speaker 2: Nope?

1821
01:28:13,439 --> 01:28:14,879
Speaker 1: Can I think about it in marinate?

1822
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:16,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? How about Sarah Silverman.

1823
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,360
Speaker 1: She's Jewish, is she?

1824
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:22,439
Speaker 2: Yeah? She's awesome. Her sister's rabbi. Yeah, yeah, she's fucking awesome.

1825
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,760
Speaker 1: I've heard, I've heard, and I mean she's funny as fuck.

1826
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:26,879
Speaker 2: She's really funny.

1827
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:30,439
Speaker 1: You could tell a behind scenes. She could be a

1828
01:28:30,479 --> 01:28:33,800
Speaker 1: fucking killer. I bet, like as far as like joke telling. Oh,

1829
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,519
Speaker 1: she's like she she keeps it on the meter of

1830
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,559
Speaker 1: like where she doesn't go real.

1831
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 2: Her last special is so good, her last I watch

1832
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,720
Speaker 2: a lot of specials because I have comics on my podcast.

1833
01:28:44,479 --> 01:28:47,080
Speaker 1: And you're you're pretty much in your scouting.

1834
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I want to make sure I'm not stepping

1835
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 2: on anyone's material that too. Yeah. I had a really

1836
01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:54,519
Speaker 2: great joke. I had a really fucking great joke I

1837
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 2: told the other night. I got high and I just

1838
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,920
Speaker 2: it just came to me and it was so good

1839
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:01,960
Speaker 2: and so perfect. I'll tell you after the podcast that

1840
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 2: I fucking texted at my whole group, all my.

1841
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:06,280
Speaker 1: Friends, just to put it out there. Someone takes it.

1842
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:08,439
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I went, does anyone have this joke?

1843
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:10,920
Speaker 2: So sometimes you'll tell a joke on stage and it'll

1844
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:14,120
Speaker 2: be so perfect you're like, hold on, hang on, one second,

1845
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:16,519
Speaker 2: is that someone else's joke? And then they'll hit you

1846
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,439
Speaker 2: up and they're like it's a Patrice joke. You're like,

1847
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:20,680
Speaker 2: oh fuck, And so then you gotta get rid of it.

1848
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:24,639
Speaker 2: I texted everyone. I texted Mark Norman, I didn't text Sam.

1849
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:28,400
Speaker 2: I texted Rogan, I texted Segura. I texted everyone, and

1850
01:29:28,439 --> 01:29:33,439
Speaker 2: everyone's like, never heard it, brilliant premise. I was like, done, son,

1851
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:37,799
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking pumped. It's the best feeling in the world.

1852
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,759
Speaker 1: When you found when you find a good joke.

1853
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 2: It's got to be it's got to be what it

1854
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:46,120
Speaker 2: feels like for you when a ball would land in

1855
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:49,960
Speaker 2: your hand and you'd pull it in and you'd be like, oh,

1856
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:50,880
Speaker 2: I did it now.

1857
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:54,479
Speaker 1: I think I think for me it'd be more like

1858
01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:00,080
Speaker 1: route running. Yeah, like when the guy when you kill

1859
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:02,639
Speaker 1: guy out. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, because that's

1860
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:06,519
Speaker 1: my creative that's where my creative juice comes from. He's like,

1861
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 1: when a guy gives you an impossible look, like an

1862
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 1: inside leverage and you have to have an inbreaking route

1863
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:16,200
Speaker 1: and you stem them in, you reset your stem, you

1864
01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:18,160
Speaker 1: get him running four and then you slap him by

1865
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:20,400
Speaker 1: and you come under and he's like running like that,

1866
01:30:21,439 --> 01:30:24,240
Speaker 1: he's like telling a good joke or finding the good joke.

1867
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:28,120
Speaker 2: Mine sounds a lot simpler, but yeah, what do you mean?

1868
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:30,519
Speaker 2: Like you just stem him in and he gives you

1869
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:33,439
Speaker 2: a look. I'm like, I'm already like, I'm so confused

1870
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:37,680
Speaker 2: by playbooks where like uh, molly three inside powder, Uh,

1871
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,920
Speaker 2: let's troil the bullet with a three five runner runner Runner.

1872
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:46,200
Speaker 1: Rangers fing to zero slot, ride one thirty four f

1873
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:50,040
Speaker 1: bo ice alert ride one thirty four gap. That's one

1874
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:53,320
Speaker 1: play and what does that mean? So there's a pass

1875
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:56,839
Speaker 1: and a run play. It's a check with me type play.

1876
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,720
Speaker 1: Rangers is the personnel group, So that's telling everyone who

1877
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:02,120
Speaker 1: they are are in the huddle for the skill position, guys.

1878
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:06,759
Speaker 1: The thing that's telling a type of motion to the formation.

1879
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:10,960
Speaker 1: So zero slot is the formation, zero is the original formation.

1880
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:14,560
Speaker 1: Zero out brings the F out here, slot brings the

1881
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 1: Z over here. So that zero slot is that wow.

1882
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,479
Speaker 1: So the fing is telling the the f hees to

1883
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,800
Speaker 1: fing motion to the tight end and then F bow

1884
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:26,720
Speaker 1: ice is the f bow is running. That ice is

1885
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:30,040
Speaker 1: a two man concept where it's an incut and across

1886
01:31:30,439 --> 01:31:33,639
Speaker 1: alert for a certain look or right one thirty four,

1887
01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:35,920
Speaker 1: which is a handoff play to the right.

1888
01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:38,719
Speaker 2: So when you when you would hear those in a huddle,

1889
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:41,920
Speaker 2: were you just looking for your words? Now, I was

1890
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:43,559
Speaker 2: there for so long. It was in the same system,

1891
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:46,080
Speaker 2: so I knew so like he could he could tell.

1892
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:49,960
Speaker 2: I could tell by what situation like if it was

1893
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,400
Speaker 2: first or second or third down. I knew the play

1894
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:54,800
Speaker 2: calls that were coming in because we'd be so rehearsed

1895
01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:59,200
Speaker 2: with walkthroughs and you know, knowing what the scheme was

1896
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,320
Speaker 2: or what they were their tendencies on defense were, so

1897
01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:05,479
Speaker 2: you knew that you could have a sixty percent chance

1898
01:32:05,479 --> 01:32:07,600
Speaker 2: of this happening, or a thirty percent or like a

1899
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:08,200
Speaker 2: one percent.

1900
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:10,880
Speaker 1: You know, so if you're like really putting the time in,

1901
01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:12,640
Speaker 1: you could like finish those sentences.

1902
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:17,519
Speaker 2: Jesus, that's insane to me. That's insane to me. That's

1903
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:18,559
Speaker 2: something I enjoy.

1904
01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:23,240
Speaker 1: Like I talk with the boys because you know, there's taka.

1905
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,400
Speaker 1: You know, I've been working with like an acting coach

1906
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:28,120
Speaker 1: and stuff, and potentially want to go to I want

1907
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:31,759
Speaker 1: to get in that. You know, It's something I've always enjoyed.

1908
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,920
Speaker 1: But the one thing that scares me the most, even

1909
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:38,920
Speaker 1: when I'm working with my acting coach, is remembering your

1910
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:43,720
Speaker 1: lines because you don't want to be the person on

1911
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:47,000
Speaker 1: set that doesn't know the line. I get it. It

1912
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:48,959
Speaker 1: reminds me of like not knowing the formation.

1913
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:51,160
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, but you already have that brain. You

1914
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:51,799
Speaker 2: can memorize.

1915
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's different, yeah, because you know the concept.

1916
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:58,679
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you this acting is very different once

1917
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:02,479
Speaker 2: that it's been blocked out. Like to read sides and

1918
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,720
Speaker 2: an edition is very different than doing it and I

1919
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:08,439
Speaker 2: can barely read. I'm really bad at it too. Yeah.

1920
01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:10,960
Speaker 1: It's it's like when you know, when you were a

1921
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:14,360
Speaker 1: kid in like class and you had to you guys

1922
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:17,559
Speaker 1: were doing the reading around class, Like I would sit

1923
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,960
Speaker 1: and I would do math on when my like five

1924
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:24,240
Speaker 1: sentences were yeah, and I'd sit and practice that sentence

1925
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:27,120
Speaker 1: those my my paragraph, like I thought, and I would

1926
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:27,960
Speaker 1: still fuck it up.

1927
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,599
Speaker 2: Jake Paul is the best out loud reader I've ever

1928
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:34,240
Speaker 2: seen in my life. I got a sign glove wreck there.

1929
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:39,479
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm sorry, Logan Paul Logan. Logan is, I've

1930
01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:41,240
Speaker 2: never seen Jake read. I'm gonna see him read. I'm

1931
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:43,080
Speaker 2: going to Miami and do his podcast in a couple

1932
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:46,880
Speaker 2: of weeks. Logan Paul can read out loud like a motherfucker,

1933
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:49,800
Speaker 2: like a nerd, like when the nerds would read and

1934
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 2: you'd be like, fucking yeah, but wait, pe.

1935
01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:56,479
Speaker 1: I worked with JB. James Brown on Inside the NFL

1936
01:33:57,000 --> 01:34:00,880
Speaker 1: the last two years and like just watchings like those

1937
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:03,320
Speaker 1: guys off the teleprompter and how they'll throw in a

1938
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,680
Speaker 1: couple of their extra own little ship. Yeah, like how

1939
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:06,760
Speaker 1: the fuck did you know? Where you go?

1940
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:07,880
Speaker 5: Where do you go?

1941
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:08,800
Speaker 1: How do you get back to it?

1942
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:09,600
Speaker 2: How do you get back to it?

1943
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:12,519
Speaker 1: He throw in something it's fucking crazy.

1944
01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:17,040
Speaker 2: It's eyes disconnect. Yeah. I I well, the first time

1945
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:20,320
Speaker 2: I ever read prompter, I thought that I had to

1946
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:23,360
Speaker 2: go at his speed. So we fucking tore through it

1947
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:25,800
Speaker 2: and they're like, you're reading really fast. They're going to

1948
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:27,479
Speaker 2: you and he's like and the guy's I'm keeping up

1949
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:30,439
Speaker 2: with you, buddy, And I was like, oh sorry. I

1950
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:34,360
Speaker 2: was like, oh, let's go slower. Then he goes good call. Yeah,

1951
01:34:34,439 --> 01:34:36,320
Speaker 2: I'm not good at I'm not I'm not a good

1952
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 2: out loud reader. I'm dyslexic, so i'll like read like.

1953
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:42,320
Speaker 2: I had a joke about that the other night. My

1954
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:45,280
Speaker 2: daughter's dyslexic, and she texted me I'll meet you. What

1955
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,240
Speaker 2: she meant to say is I'll meet you at the intersection,

1956
01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:49,960
Speaker 2: but she wrote I'll meet you with the insurrection, and

1957
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:54,320
Speaker 2: I went, are we storming the Capitol? I was like, fuck, okay,

1958
01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:56,520
Speaker 2: and then I was like, let me get my my

1959
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:58,040
Speaker 2: my buffalo hat.

1960
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:01,040
Speaker 3: Bringing this full circle, This game was on January sixth.

1961
01:35:01,479 --> 01:35:02,120
Speaker 2: Are you serious?

1962
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:03,719
Speaker 3: Totally serious?

1963
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:06,240
Speaker 2: And that's what we call a callback. Everybody, thanks for watching.

1964
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:09,720
Speaker 2: My name is Burt Kreischer. This is Julian Edelin. I

1965
01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:11,000
Speaker 2: hope you learned stuff today.

1966
01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:13,840
Speaker 1: This is games with names. But we got to score

1967
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:16,439
Speaker 1: the game. Score the game. Presented by win bet.

1968
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:18,519
Speaker 2: Oh oh for real, Yeah, we.

1969
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:21,200
Speaker 1: Gotta score it. This is a huge thing on TikTok

1970
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:23,360
Speaker 1: for our following presented by win bet.

1971
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,040
Speaker 2: Is the Night is the two thousand? Look, that's how

1972
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:29,280
Speaker 2: bad I am? Is the twenty fourteen BCS National Championionship

1973
01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:31,360
Speaker 2: the best game of all time.

1974
01:35:31,439 --> 01:35:34,720
Speaker 1: Let's score it greatest because it's dog You know, we

1975
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:37,519
Speaker 1: all talk about the goat. Yeah, greatest of all time.

1976
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:40,080
Speaker 1: We're looking for the dog, the greatest of all games.

1977
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:42,880
Speaker 2: Okay, the dog stakes. What does that mean?

1978
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:46,040
Speaker 1: The stakes of this game? It's national championship. I mean

1979
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:47,719
Speaker 1: it's a zero out of ten, right jack.

1980
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:49,799
Speaker 3: Zero out of ten? So high stakes here.

1981
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:50,559
Speaker 1: This is high stakes.

1982
01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:50,920
Speaker 5: This is.

1983
01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:55,200
Speaker 2: So we put a ten. It's the high stakes you

1984
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:56,599
Speaker 2: can get.

1985
01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:58,439
Speaker 3: I can't argue with that.

1986
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:01,360
Speaker 1: Can't argue with that, I guess you sure, so you

1987
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:02,679
Speaker 1: think ten, ten out of ten?

1988
01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 2: Well, old school BCS undefeated season. You look so many,

1989
01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:10,040
Speaker 2: you look so many of those BCS championships and everyone

1990
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:10,519
Speaker 2: lost one.

1991
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:16,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not saying anything but the ACC. Yes,

1992
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:19,120
Speaker 1: they had Clemson that was ranked three early in the year.

1993
01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:21,280
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying. It was a

1994
01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:23,519
Speaker 2: little bit. It wasn't like it was the SEC or

1995
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:24,040
Speaker 2: the PAC ten.

1996
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:28,679
Speaker 1: There is no PAC ten. It's gone. There was, Yeah,

1997
01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:30,519
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just not even I grew up

1998
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:32,479
Speaker 1: PAC ten fan or PAC twelve, whatever it is, and

1999
01:36:32,479 --> 01:36:35,720
Speaker 1: it's gone. It's completely gone because of selfish people of

2000
01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:40,479
Speaker 1: those organizations that are running that thing. Stakes. You think

2001
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:44,560
Speaker 1: ten will go ten, ten, We'll go ten star power.

2002
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:48,000
Speaker 2: Not as high as you'd think. I would say, well,

2003
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:52,559
Speaker 2: considering I'm obsessed with the the team out of Miami

2004
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:56,559
Speaker 2: and the two thousand what is it, two thousand, two

2005
01:36:56,640 --> 01:37:00,760
Speaker 2: thousand and six Gators? Is that the one that Aaron

2006
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:05,360
Speaker 2: Hernandez was on. I'm obsessed with the fucking the Ponzi Twins,

2007
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:08,040
Speaker 2: like I'm obsessed with Yeah, I'm obsessed with those two.

2008
01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:11,640
Speaker 2: Those two teams make and then and I started. I

2009
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:17,439
Speaker 2: had a team that was like William Floyd fucking uh Charles, Charles,

2010
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:21,120
Speaker 2: Charlie Ward, Like, I mean, we had such trading.

2011
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:24,519
Speaker 1: Back up Charlie Ward was back up Arlie.

2012
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:25,599
Speaker 2: No, he won the Heisman.

2013
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:28,080
Speaker 3: You might be thinking of Charlie Batch.

2014
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:30,280
Speaker 1: Charlie Batch, what am I doing? I'm a I'm an

2015
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:33,000
Speaker 1: analyst here on Fox, coming back with you with all

2016
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:34,000
Speaker 1: the best information.

2017
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:36,559
Speaker 2: You should get prompter? Can I can I tell you?

2018
01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:40,120
Speaker 2: Can I tell you my favorite thing in the world? Okay,

2019
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:43,880
Speaker 2: please do this for your Instagram. Get a Prompter's very simple.

2020
01:37:43,920 --> 01:37:45,240
Speaker 2: You put it on an iPad, you put it up

2021
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:47,600
Speaker 2: under the camera and it reads the camera. And you

2022
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,599
Speaker 2: should practice prompter that you don't know what you're reading,

2023
01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:53,040
Speaker 2: but you should read it. With ernest and sincerity, and

2024
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,400
Speaker 2: I will submit the prompter reads. I will text you

2025
01:37:55,439 --> 01:37:58,439
Speaker 2: the prompter reads and they'll just be they're gonna be

2026
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:01,759
Speaker 2: under a minute and they're And it's practice prompter reads.

2027
01:38:02,120 --> 01:38:03,360
Speaker 3: Can we steal that and use it as a new

2028
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,280
Speaker 3: segment on Games with Names?

2029
01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:07,519
Speaker 2: Please? Yes, please? It's a great it's a great like

2030
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:10,000
Speaker 2: and I love chocolate Banana's my favorite thing about chocolate.

2031
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,720
Speaker 2: It is just something bizarre that they find on the

2032
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:16,639
Speaker 2: internet that you then have to read verbatim and try

2033
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:19,640
Speaker 2: to and really sell it. The thing about prompter is

2034
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:21,960
Speaker 2: when you sell it, when you really sell it, I mean,

2035
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:24,479
Speaker 2: you know what I try to use, and you gotta

2036
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:26,760
Speaker 2: add lib a little James Brown in the middle of it.

2037
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:29,760
Speaker 1: You gotta throw in and I and I love vacations.

2038
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:32,639
Speaker 2: Everyone knows I love game cases and that right fellas anyway,

2039
01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:36,240
Speaker 2: a chocolate banana when I school like, that's a new

2040
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:39,320
Speaker 2: segment you should do on this show? Is I love

2041
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:41,920
Speaker 2: practice prompt reads and you just start just and by

2042
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:44,679
Speaker 2: the way, Fox will fucking love this and go, hey, guys,

2043
01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:48,960
Speaker 2: it's your boy Jewels. I'm getting ready for the Fox season.

2044
01:38:49,320 --> 01:38:51,479
Speaker 2: I'm just practicing prompter. It's a new segment I do

2045
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:56,360
Speaker 2: call prompter reads, and it's just bizarre fucking sentences of

2046
01:38:56,400 --> 01:39:00,200
Speaker 2: like with confusing words and just tricky because that the

2047
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:01,080
Speaker 2: tricky part is like.

2048
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 1: The oh wow, bound cow.

2049
01:39:03,439 --> 01:39:08,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like weird punctuation.

2050
01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:14,799
Speaker 1: Unique York, unique, New York unique. Yeah, uh, star power,

2051
01:39:16,439 --> 01:39:17,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that.

2052
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:18,840
Speaker 2: Fuck you, San Diego.

2053
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:26,479
Speaker 1: A large wooden ship? Was it that? Uh? That's Anchorman.

2054
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:29,360
Speaker 2: I've never left harder at a movie. When he goes, so,

2055
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,800
Speaker 2: there's a new thing on the street called crack cocaine,

2056
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:33,280
Speaker 2: and we're gonna try it.

2057
01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:39,200
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. That fucking movie for me, my one

2058
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:44,000
Speaker 1: of my favorite, like just die It's also my age

2059
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:44,920
Speaker 1: gap super bad.

2060
01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:46,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude.

2061
01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:49,400
Speaker 1: The opening line when they're talking about the porn scene

2062
01:39:49,479 --> 01:39:51,960
Speaker 1: and how their mom's gonna find out if it sounds

2063
01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:55,280
Speaker 1: too much like a porn site to the credit card charge.

2064
01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:59,719
Speaker 1: I literally remember having those conversations with my I was crying.

2065
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:03,040
Speaker 1: I was a date in college watching that movie, crying

2066
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:06,280
Speaker 1: the whole fucking movie, perfect crying website.

2067
01:40:06,520 --> 01:40:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. When he did the thing in home ac He's like,

2068
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:11,000
Speaker 2: no offense, this is a joke class, No one cares

2069
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:13,200
Speaker 2: about it. He's like no offense. She's like, that doesn't

2070
01:40:13,240 --> 01:40:16,360
Speaker 2: mean when I think you think Jonah Hill is the

2071
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:19,040
Speaker 2: fucking if we're talking about run him through this list.

2072
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:20,639
Speaker 2: He is the fucking goat.

2073
01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:22,439
Speaker 1: I love that Jonah Hill.

2074
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:23,719
Speaker 2: I love that dude.

2075
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:27,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gotta work on his relationship problems. Star Power

2076
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,120
Speaker 1: we out of ten.

2077
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say seven.

2078
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:37,000
Speaker 1: Seven Famous jamis Benjamin Cody Parky, the guy who had

2079
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,880
Speaker 1: the double doink. We had the Long bros On for real,

2080
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:43,120
Speaker 1: the Double Doink Chicago. Yeah, we talked about he missed

2081
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:45,360
Speaker 1: a field goal in this game and they.

2082
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,120
Speaker 3: Lost by three. He comes back to bite every time

2083
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:48,640
Speaker 3: we go seven seven.

2084
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:53,280
Speaker 1: Gameplay gameplay ten such a great game. We're just throwing

2085
01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:54,040
Speaker 1: out ten's like.

2086
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:58,000
Speaker 2: I know ten, it's it's it's it's a come from behind.

2087
01:40:58,040 --> 01:41:00,719
Speaker 2: Look that's what that's why was it? The largest watched

2088
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:01,120
Speaker 2: the game?

2089
01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:02,560
Speaker 3: They just come back in BCSGMB.

2090
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,160
Speaker 2: I just said this to my daughters. I said, I

2091
01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:06,519
Speaker 2: wish you were boys so that you can understand what

2092
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:08,599
Speaker 2: you're seeing right now. I understand you don't care about this,

2093
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:10,679
Speaker 2: but I need you to be present because what we're

2094
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:14,000
Speaker 2: watching is everything I love in life. Everything I love

2095
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:18,000
Speaker 2: in life. I go back to the fucking the Dolphins

2096
01:41:18,280 --> 01:41:21,599
Speaker 2: versus the Chargers on Monday Night footballs. Do you remember

2097
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:25,000
Speaker 2: that fucking game where they carried Kellen Winslow off. I

2098
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:26,800
Speaker 2: sat next to him on a play in and I said, sir,

2099
01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:29,320
Speaker 2: it is an honor to sit next to you. I

2100
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:32,080
Speaker 2: used to dress up in my backyard, get covered in

2101
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:33,880
Speaker 2: water and pretend to be you. And he did not

2102
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:37,879
Speaker 2: take that compliment the right way. But I always pretended

2103
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:40,200
Speaker 2: to be soaking wet, like being carried off the field,

2104
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:43,679
Speaker 2: and so like, that's why you That is the thing

2105
01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:46,400
Speaker 2: you So many games you're like, ah, this one's over.

2106
01:41:46,640 --> 01:41:48,720
Speaker 2: But when the game, when you're on the edge of

2107
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:51,280
Speaker 2: the seat, you go shut up, shut up, shut up.

2108
01:41:51,439 --> 01:41:54,120
Speaker 1: He ran it back. Shut the fuck up. Shut When

2109
01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:56,320
Speaker 1: you start hitting strangers.

2110
01:41:56,240 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 2: Dude, that's like, uh, that's like it's like, it's like

2111
01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:03,040
Speaker 2: the movie that we were talking about earlier. It's the

2112
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:04,240
Speaker 2: movie where you go shut the.

2113
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:05,000
Speaker 5: Fuck up.

2114
01:42:06,760 --> 01:42:08,799
Speaker 1: Will Fear. And I'll be watching that tonight.

2115
01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:10,640
Speaker 2: I hope you're doing. By the way, I'm getting your

2116
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:12,439
Speaker 2: phone umber you're texting me, and I'll be texting you

2117
01:42:12,439 --> 01:42:14,639
Speaker 2: guys by reads hell.

2118
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:19,559
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, we got ten ten on gameplay. The name.

2119
01:42:19,720 --> 01:42:21,639
Speaker 1: What do we name this game? What is the name

2120
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:22,120
Speaker 1: of the game.

2121
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:24,400
Speaker 2: It doesn't have a good name.

2122
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:28,960
Speaker 1: It's not like The Choke and the Doke, No, it was.

2123
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:31,679
Speaker 2: It was just Seamus's last run.

2124
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 1: Love that Seamus's last run. So what do we name,

2125
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:37,920
Speaker 1: Like on name name of the game. That's gotta be low.

2126
01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:42,080
Speaker 1: I'd say zero zero because it has no name to it.

2127
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:43,880
Speaker 1: It never got a name. It never got it and

2128
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:46,080
Speaker 1: it's just an underrated, sneaky great game.

2129
01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:47,080
Speaker 2: The last it.

2130
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:48,880
Speaker 1: Should be something to do with, like the last of

2131
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:49,680
Speaker 1: the BCS.

2132
01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:54,160
Speaker 2: It should be all right, it should BECs should be

2133
01:42:54,240 --> 01:43:00,960
Speaker 2: initials for what it is. Best College sang gr Yeah something.

2134
01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't, are you sang grea guy?

2135
01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:04,559
Speaker 2: I'm an anything guy.

2136
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:09,519
Speaker 1: Sangria gives me hangovers. I just the sugar content.

2137
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:11,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I try not to funk

2138
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:14,680
Speaker 2: with too much sugar. Thet this, yeah yeah, look at this.

2139
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,519
Speaker 2: These are all the games you guys watched.

2140
01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:19,720
Speaker 1: These are all the games we've done on the podcast.

2141
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:22,400
Speaker 1: Oh who did who did Shawn Michael's versus Brett Hart?

2142
01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:26,120
Speaker 2: We did? We had Sean Michaels, Oh for real? Yeah,

2143
01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:27,680
Speaker 2: he was like oh, he was like I don't know.

2144
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:29,240
Speaker 2: We could do our own games. Always show you some

2145
01:43:29,280 --> 01:43:34,160
Speaker 2: tape from high school Yankees, Verus Red Sox. Goddamn it,

2146
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:36,760
Speaker 2: that was a fucking I would I would argue though.

2147
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:39,960
Speaker 2: I watched that in a bar in Richmond with Gary

2148
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:43,400
Speaker 2: Goleman from from Uh. We watched that in a bar.

2149
01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:46,840
Speaker 2: It was right after last Comic Standing and I just

2150
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:51,720
Speaker 2: had Georgia The The better of that was. Do you

2151
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:55,080
Speaker 2: remember the Yankees during two thousand and one, right after

2152
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,720
Speaker 2: September eleventh? Yeah, when they were Aaron Judge was hitting

2153
01:43:57,800 --> 01:44:00,600
Speaker 2: danger after danger and you're like, shot, Oh god, that

2154
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,160
Speaker 2: I was a good God damn it. What a great podcast.

2155
01:44:03,600 --> 01:44:05,720
Speaker 2: What a great fucking podcast. What other guests do you

2156
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:08,639
Speaker 2: have on? You gotta get Cigara on? You don't love cigar? Yeah?

2157
01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:11,600
Speaker 2: You got your cigar? Is like a he'll.

2158
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:14,600
Speaker 1: Have what's What's what sport? Does he like? What he

2159
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:16,000
Speaker 1: likes football? What's his team?

2160
01:44:16,479 --> 01:44:17,360
Speaker 2: Uh? Florida State?

2161
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:21,280
Speaker 1: And but uh, but I was Tampa. He likes Tampa.

2162
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:24,120
Speaker 2: I like Tampa. I think I think he's gotta be

2163
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:25,360
Speaker 2: I think he's a Cincinnati fan.

2164
01:44:25,520 --> 01:44:26,120
Speaker 1: Cincinnati.

2165
01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:28,280
Speaker 2: He maybe Denver he went to like he I don't know,

2166
01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:31,240
Speaker 2: he just loves like he can talk to you, he

2167
01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:36,160
Speaker 2: can talk to you about football, uh like really clean,

2168
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:38,400
Speaker 2: like he'll he'll know prospects. And I'm like, don't pull

2169
01:44:38,439 --> 01:44:40,559
Speaker 2: up this guy. He's a fucking savage. This guy's fucking

2170
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:43,439
Speaker 2: look at this six eight. So they got stats on him,

2171
01:44:43,439 --> 01:44:44,160
Speaker 2: like he really.

2172
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:46,400
Speaker 1: Is in football, Like we gotta we gotta get him on.

2173
01:44:46,439 --> 01:44:48,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you cigars. We've had him.

2174
01:44:48,479 --> 01:44:50,560
Speaker 1: We've had some cool guests. We had Brandy Chestain to

2175
01:44:50,600 --> 01:44:52,680
Speaker 1: talk about that woman's World Cup when she took her

2176
01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:55,960
Speaker 1: shirt off for real. Yeah, we had a big Poppy

2177
01:44:56,040 --> 01:44:58,439
Speaker 1: went talking with the Socks and the Red Sox. We

2178
01:44:58,479 --> 01:45:02,840
Speaker 1: had Peyton on when he threw having touchdowns. I mean,

2179
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:06,320
Speaker 1: who else have we had? We had Mike Bibby. Oh,

2180
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:09,240
Speaker 1: I used to love Mike Baby, I love Sacramento Kings. Yeah,

2181
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:10,640
Speaker 1: talk about that whole.

2182
01:45:10,360 --> 01:45:17,519
Speaker 2: Thing, dude. Jason speaking of Randy Moss, Jason Williams and yeah,

2183
01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:19,840
Speaker 2: and he was Jason Williams played at Florida so like

2184
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:21,599
Speaker 2: he was our he was our guy. We loved him,

2185
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,639
Speaker 2: and then he went to the Kings. That's the jersey,

2186
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:27,240
Speaker 2: first basketball jersey I ever purchased by myself, was a

2187
01:45:27,320 --> 01:45:29,720
Speaker 2: Jason Williams Jersey White Chocolate. That do you remember that

2188
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:31,880
Speaker 2: commercial of the two of them playing sports together and

2189
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:33,719
Speaker 2: you're like, what a great fucking commercial.

2190
01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:37,679
Speaker 1: My dad heard a story about Jason Williams dad tying

2191
01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:40,559
Speaker 1: his right hand behind his back and making him dribble

2192
01:45:40,560 --> 01:45:43,120
Speaker 1: with his left and did it to me. My dad

2193
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:47,200
Speaker 1: did the same thing, but put tape on my mouth. Yeah.

2194
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:49,559
Speaker 1: I used to just get a little backhand.

2195
01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:52,960
Speaker 2: He was like, you, you're still good with the mouth.

2196
01:45:53,360 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 2: Use your eyes.

2197
01:45:58,479 --> 01:46:01,439
Speaker 3: We got the final score are tallied up here. This

2198
01:46:01,479 --> 01:46:04,519
Speaker 3: one clocked in at a six point seventy five. Having

2199
01:46:04,600 --> 01:46:06,760
Speaker 3: no name kind of sunk it. So yeah on our

2200
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:10,479
Speaker 3: master list. That settles us. Right in between the Texas

2201
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:13,880
Speaker 3: Texas A and M game where Ricky Williams broke the

2202
01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:15,640
Speaker 3: college rushing record.

2203
01:46:15,439 --> 01:46:16,680
Speaker 1: Wow, we had him on there.

2204
01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:19,440
Speaker 3: It was all he's cool, and right in between the

2205
01:46:19,439 --> 01:46:25,080
Speaker 3: the nine Western Conference finals Kobe versus the Nuggets, that

2206
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:28,600
Speaker 3: was what we had. Kenyon Martin on Kenyon Martin.

2207
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:33,080
Speaker 2: There's there. Do you think the do you think do

2208
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:35,040
Speaker 2: you think there would be riots in the street if

2209
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:36,120
Speaker 2: they outlawed football?

2210
01:46:38,280 --> 01:46:39,599
Speaker 1: Depends on what street you're talking.

2211
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:41,519
Speaker 2: Not in La No, not in La.

2212
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:47,280
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you go anywhere in like the South Midwest?

2213
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, football football? Do you go to the Rams games

2214
01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:51,679
Speaker 2: at all?

2215
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,680
Speaker 1: I haven't been to a Rams game. We went and

2216
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,840
Speaker 1: watched him in training camp though. This just to kind of,

2217
01:46:56,120 --> 01:46:58,720
Speaker 1: you know, I got I got a new one of

2218
01:46:58,760 --> 01:47:01,160
Speaker 1: my old coaches, Nick Kaylee over there now, so like

2219
01:47:01,280 --> 01:47:04,320
Speaker 1: that's how you kind of go and see those games.

2220
01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:06,600
Speaker 1: Like usually I'm watching the games at the house. I

2221
01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:09,320
Speaker 1: mean you gotta I gotta see all the content. Oh yeah,

2222
01:47:09,360 --> 01:47:11,639
Speaker 1: you got it's work and then that's work twoday. Yeah,

2223
01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:13,720
Speaker 1: well now it will be. I used to go it

2224
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:15,800
Speaker 1: was a recap show. It inside the NFL, so I'd

2225
01:47:15,880 --> 01:47:18,000
Speaker 1: have to watch all the games ton in New York.

2226
01:47:18,120 --> 01:47:22,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one down like by by September eleventh.

2227
01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:25,880
Speaker 1: No, it's it's in Hell's kitchen over on like fifty

2228
01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:26,559
Speaker 1: six on the West.

2229
01:47:26,600 --> 01:47:27,719
Speaker 2: They going good morning football.

2230
01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:28,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, good morning footballs.

2231
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:33,519
Speaker 2: That's not the yeah the uh yeah, I go to

2232
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:35,519
Speaker 2: one game a year. I used to get season tickets,

2233
01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:36,920
Speaker 2: but then I was like, I don't want to go

2234
01:47:36,960 --> 01:47:38,920
Speaker 2: to every game. I'm just giving away tickets. I just

2235
01:47:39,040 --> 01:47:41,280
Speaker 2: I really want to enjoy one game. So I get

2236
01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:43,560
Speaker 2: like a box and then bring like twenty people.

2237
01:47:43,479 --> 01:47:47,160
Speaker 1: If I I'll go if like the Patriots came out,

2238
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:50,519
Speaker 1: I wasn't able to do that, but if you know,

2239
01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:54,000
Speaker 1: I think my recording day is done pretty early now.

2240
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:57,040
Speaker 1: So I'm the first show. So we're the eight o'clock show.

2241
01:47:57,520 --> 01:48:00,320
Speaker 1: So I'm done by like nine thirty ten, so able

2242
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:03,080
Speaker 1: to hit maybe an afternoon game. Ship.

2243
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:05,639
Speaker 2: I'm not home. I'm on tour this whole fucking fall.

2244
01:48:06,040 --> 01:48:09,120
Speaker 2: I leave on the fourteenth, I don't come back. I

2245
01:48:09,120 --> 01:48:10,880
Speaker 2: don't come back until after Red Rocks. I leave on

2246
01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:14,080
Speaker 2: the fourteenth. That I'm gone for twenty days straight, twenty

2247
01:48:14,080 --> 01:48:14,800
Speaker 2: five days straight.

2248
01:48:14,920 --> 01:48:15,800
Speaker 1: You're doing Red Rocks.

2249
01:48:15,880 --> 01:48:16,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to come chat.

2250
01:48:16,760 --> 01:48:18,200
Speaker 1: I want to come check that. What is it on

2251
01:48:18,240 --> 01:48:18,960
Speaker 1: a music?

2252
01:48:19,040 --> 01:48:19,400
Speaker 2: Do you like?

2253
01:48:19,640 --> 01:48:19,840
Speaker 1: Huh?

2254
01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:20,880
Speaker 2: What kind of music do you like?

2255
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:22,120
Speaker 1: I like all music.

2256
01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:23,599
Speaker 2: Do you ever heard of a band called Goose?

2257
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:26,760
Speaker 3: No, you're a Goose guy?

2258
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:30,400
Speaker 2: Hardcore hardcore? And so we're going to Red Rocks this year.

2259
01:48:30,439 --> 01:48:33,519
Speaker 2: I perform. It's me Ja, Big Jay and Dan Soder.

2260
01:48:33,560 --> 01:48:36,240
Speaker 2: I'm bringing those two guys with me inside of sounds

2261
01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:38,280
Speaker 2: by performing on like a Tuesday or Wednesday, and Goose

2262
01:48:38,320 --> 01:48:40,760
Speaker 2: is per forming Friday. So we rented out a whole

2263
01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:43,280
Speaker 2: place and we've and I bring everyone. I bring everyone.

2264
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:44,439
Speaker 2: So if you want to come, let me know. I

2265
01:48:44,439 --> 01:48:46,680
Speaker 2: got spots for you. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking.

2266
01:48:46,479 --> 01:48:48,800
Speaker 1: It's a Tuesday. I would love to come check you out. Yeah,

2267
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:50,479
Speaker 1: I've never been to Red Rocks. You've never been to

2268
01:48:50,479 --> 01:48:50,920
Speaker 1: Red Rocks.

2269
01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:54,000
Speaker 2: When you perform there, it's the different experience because you

2270
01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:56,320
Speaker 2: come in the back. You have total access. You see

2271
01:48:56,560 --> 01:49:00,240
Speaker 2: the rock. Everything's the rockets in the green room in

2272
01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:03,200
Speaker 2: like you're you're they build a place around these rocks.

2273
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:05,320
Speaker 2: They did not move the rocks and so there's like

2274
01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:08,519
Speaker 2: a huge rock in your green room. There's great catering,

2275
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:11,120
Speaker 2: there's booze, and then the and then the show is amazing.

2276
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:13,320
Speaker 2: You have total access to the whole place. And then

2277
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:16,400
Speaker 2: the best part is at the end of the night

2278
01:49:16,439 --> 01:49:18,840
Speaker 2: you can either pull like a Tommy or a Sebastian

2279
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:20,840
Speaker 2: where they just bounced the second there's shows over, they

2280
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:24,240
Speaker 2: don't hang out, or you can hang and they clean

2281
01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:27,200
Speaker 2: it out. And then it's you at midnight at Red

2282
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:30,360
Speaker 2: Rocks under the stars, smoking a joint, having a fucking

2283
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:34,240
Speaker 2: Tito's and soda going like the fucking Beatles played here.

2284
01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:36,120
Speaker 2: The Beatles played there.

2285
01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:40,639
Speaker 1: Big Beatles Guy. Yeah, Big Beatles Guy named after Julian

2286
01:49:40,920 --> 01:49:44,400
Speaker 1: John Lennon's son and Julian Lennon. Oh for real, Hey Jules,

2287
01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:45,439
Speaker 1: Hey Jude.

2288
01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:47,280
Speaker 2: No, but that's what he wrote it jewels.

2289
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:49,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. That's a good one.

2290
01:49:50,360 --> 01:49:50,599
Speaker 2: Hello.

2291
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:53,680
Speaker 1: Hello, this has been fun. Man, it's been it's it's

2292
01:49:53,680 --> 01:49:54,160
Speaker 1: been awesome.

2293
01:49:54,240 --> 01:49:54,439
Speaker 2: Dude.

2294
01:49:54,439 --> 01:49:55,320
Speaker 1: I can't I can't thank you.

2295
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:57,160
Speaker 2: And I didn't expect you to be this cool an

2296
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:59,120
Speaker 2: we're talking about Like I knew you were cool, like

2297
01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:01,080
Speaker 2: I see you on cliffs stuff, but you're like a

2298
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:02,479
Speaker 2: pretty easy hang.

2299
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:05,880
Speaker 1: You are too. I've been a fan of you for

2300
01:50:05,920 --> 01:50:08,679
Speaker 1: a long time. I never got to we've never really

2301
01:50:08,720 --> 01:50:12,320
Speaker 1: crossed paths or anything, but you know, I've been watching

2302
01:50:12,360 --> 01:50:16,559
Speaker 1: you on social and it's crazy how that social you

2303
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:17,679
Speaker 1: just see it, you know what I mean?

2304
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:20,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, it's crazy how you know someone so yeah,

2305
01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:23,440
Speaker 2: like I like, you end up knowing people that you've

2306
01:50:23,479 --> 01:50:26,240
Speaker 2: ever met. I remember you telling that machine story before

2307
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:27,799
Speaker 2: the movie. Yeah, a bunch.

2308
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:30,840
Speaker 1: I told him a bunch, all right, yeah, and then

2309
01:50:30,840 --> 01:50:32,479
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy's made he's made a movie.

2310
01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:36,439
Speaker 2: It was a pretty cool experience. It's it's been Uh, yeah,

2311
01:50:36,439 --> 01:50:38,400
Speaker 2: it's crazy, like you do know people that you don't

2312
01:50:38,439 --> 01:50:40,840
Speaker 2: know at all. Like I feel like, like, and what's

2313
01:50:40,840 --> 01:50:44,559
Speaker 2: crazy is you'll take like, uh jokes at people that

2314
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:46,599
Speaker 2: you think you know but you don't know. And then

2315
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:48,960
Speaker 2: like cause I made jokes about Tom Brady like just

2316
01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:50,439
Speaker 2: because like thinking he'll see it and he'll get a

2317
01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:51,000
Speaker 2: kick out of it.

2318
01:50:51,080 --> 01:50:53,360
Speaker 1: Like what, I don't know, what's your best Tom Brady joke?

2319
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:54,320
Speaker 1: But no, just.

2320
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:58,960
Speaker 2: Like like I called out Mark Wahlberg, he did a

2321
01:50:59,040 --> 01:51:02,960
Speaker 2: video where he's like he's like, he's like, hey, don't

2322
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:04,080
Speaker 2: get past this video.

2323
01:51:04,360 --> 01:51:06,240
Speaker 1: It's four in the morning. I'm tired.

2324
01:51:06,439 --> 01:51:08,400
Speaker 2: I could put my head back on the pillow, but

2325
01:51:08,479 --> 01:51:10,840
Speaker 2: instead I come to the gym. No one shows up,

2326
01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:12,720
Speaker 2: Big Joda and show up, So what do you do?

2327
01:51:12,920 --> 01:51:14,519
Speaker 2: You go out? And so like I just do a

2328
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:16,880
Speaker 2: video exactly like him. I'm like, and so I think

2329
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:19,479
Speaker 2: Tom did a video and because when he was playing

2330
01:51:19,479 --> 01:51:21,640
Speaker 2: in Tampa, I'm a Tampa fan. Yeah, And I just

2331
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:25,400
Speaker 2: would do whatever he did back to him, thinking one

2332
01:51:25,479 --> 01:51:27,960
Speaker 2: day he'd be getting a massage scrolling through Instagram.

2333
01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure he doesn't do that, like' just like, oh, well,

2334
01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:35,599
Speaker 1: he'd be surprised. Really, Yeah, he doesn't seem regular. He

2335
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:38,479
Speaker 1: doesn't like So when I first got in the league,

2336
01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:42,439
Speaker 1: I was the first kid on on social media. In

2337
01:51:42,479 --> 01:51:45,479
Speaker 1: the locker room really two thousand and nine, twenty ten, Yeah,

2338
01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:47,160
Speaker 1: like no one had like all the older guys, no

2339
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:49,320
Speaker 1: one had shit. I was a West Coast kid though

2340
01:51:49,320 --> 01:51:51,439
Speaker 1: I grew up in the Bay, So you were around

2341
01:51:51,479 --> 01:51:53,920
Speaker 1: the facebooks and all that shit right at the shot

2342
01:51:54,040 --> 01:51:57,240
Speaker 1: the jump, and he would always get super mad at me,

2343
01:51:57,400 --> 01:51:59,959
Speaker 1: like get out here, get off your fucking phone, rooking

2344
01:52:00,080 --> 01:52:04,680
Speaker 1: your playbook. Fast forward like seven eight years when like

2345
01:52:04,760 --> 01:52:08,880
Speaker 1: it became a thing. This dude's always scrolling. I'll let

2346
01:52:08,960 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 1: him fucking fool you. And the diet, the dude loves

2347
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:15,160
Speaker 1: chicken wings, really loves chicken wings. Oh I know what,

2348
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:18,639
Speaker 1: like the TV twelve method diet. Yeah, he talks about that.

2349
01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:20,320
Speaker 1: But and he's very disciplined.

2350
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:20,800
Speaker 2: Don't get it.

2351
01:52:20,800 --> 01:52:25,160
Speaker 1: Seems like he's very disciplined. But every night before we

2352
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:28,400
Speaker 1: had the same ment like menu regardless of where you

2353
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:30,040
Speaker 1: were at, because we would stay at a hotel, even

2354
01:52:30,040 --> 01:52:33,080
Speaker 1: for home games, they'd always have chicken wings out there.

2355
01:52:33,120 --> 01:52:36,120
Speaker 1: The lineman would be sitting there putting down like sixty wings,

2356
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:39,840
Speaker 1: and as soon as everyone would leave, Old Brady would

2357
01:52:39,840 --> 01:52:43,679
Speaker 1: come in up after his little fucking his little quarterback meeting.

2358
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:46,960
Speaker 1: He'd look around and take like two wings, dip it

2359
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:50,760
Speaker 1: in fucking blue cheese, and eat it so like. And

2360
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:52,400
Speaker 1: I've seen him a couple of times eat it and

2361
01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:56,920
Speaker 1: then spit it out. Oh that, like I eight one,

2362
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:58,920
Speaker 1: and then he was gonna go too, and he's like

2363
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:02,760
Speaker 1: two's too much? Is too much? I will not do that.

2364
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:05,680
Speaker 1: It's a game night. So he is very disciplined.

2365
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:08,960
Speaker 2: Oh I know what I did. His sister, I think

2366
01:53:09,080 --> 01:53:11,519
Speaker 2: I think came to one of my shows. Yeah, I

2367
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:15,479
Speaker 2: think she married to a friend of mine. Yeah, and

2368
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:17,760
Speaker 2: so I knew him, and I think I don't know.

2369
01:53:17,840 --> 01:53:20,200
Speaker 2: I always do it playful, like I called out I

2370
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:23,800
Speaker 2: called out Schwarzenegger one time. He played around like it

2371
01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:26,000
Speaker 2: was always fun. But when he played for the Bucks,

2372
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:28,719
Speaker 2: I used to kind of like call him out, like, yo, Brady,

2373
01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:30,280
Speaker 2: I got it, Like I was doing that with with

2374
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:32,640
Speaker 2: Baker Mayfield. I was like, I expect a lot out

2375
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:34,840
Speaker 2: of you. I want old school Baker, like I want

2376
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:38,040
Speaker 2: old school taunting people on the fucking sidelines, Baker, Fuck

2377
01:53:38,120 --> 01:53:39,760
Speaker 2: what they say you're in Tampa now, you can do

2378
01:53:39,800 --> 01:53:42,000
Speaker 2: a lot of bad shit. You can bite someone's face

2379
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:43,920
Speaker 2: off and we won't fucking look at it. Do it

2380
01:53:44,000 --> 01:53:46,400
Speaker 2: under an underpass, say it was Basalt's Baker. We went

2381
01:53:46,520 --> 01:53:50,439
Speaker 2: old school Baker, Like I want Baker, I want Baker,

2382
01:53:50,840 --> 01:53:53,120
Speaker 2: fucking taunting people they still got.

2383
01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:56,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the Buccaneers have a lot of talent, dude.

2384
01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:59,000
Speaker 2: You look at their off the receivers with Mike Evans

2385
01:53:59,040 --> 01:54:02,240
Speaker 2: and Chris gob and Chris Godwin freaked me out. I

2386
01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:05,040
Speaker 2: was at Super Bowl and he came backstage. It was

2387
01:54:05,040 --> 01:54:07,960
Speaker 2: a bunch of people like uh and and we're all

2388
01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:10,559
Speaker 2: sitting around and he comes up such a nice kidd.

2389
01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:12,400
Speaker 2: He's with his wife and he's like, I just want

2390
01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:14,160
Speaker 2: to thank you, sir for you know, letting us back here.

2391
01:54:14,160 --> 01:54:16,519
Speaker 2: And I was like, that was a fucking child. I

2392
01:54:16,560 --> 01:54:18,000
Speaker 2: was like, it's good to meet you. And he was like,

2393
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,679
Speaker 2: I said, did you have a good time. You wanted

2394
01:54:19,720 --> 01:54:21,400
Speaker 2: to send the drinkers. I don't drink And I was like,

2395
01:54:21,920 --> 01:54:23,600
Speaker 2: oh okay. And immediately when you hear that, you're like,

2396
01:54:23,600 --> 01:54:26,080
Speaker 2: oh cool, what do you do? Like just say football

2397
01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:27,800
Speaker 2: real quick when you get it over with And he's

2398
01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:30,160
Speaker 2: like I played. I played for the Bucks.

2399
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:30,479
Speaker 1: I go.

2400
01:54:32,040 --> 01:54:34,400
Speaker 2: Chris and he goes yeah. I go Chris Godwin and

2401
01:54:34,400 --> 01:54:36,400
Speaker 2: he goes yeah. I go shut the fuck up and

2402
01:54:36,480 --> 01:54:38,400
Speaker 2: I geeked out all over him and he was like

2403
01:54:38,480 --> 01:54:40,160
Speaker 2: he was like, He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're a

2404
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,840
Speaker 2: Bucks fan. And I was like, and then I have

2405
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:43,360
Speaker 2: his number. I texted him every now and then, like

2406
01:54:43,440 --> 01:54:44,960
Speaker 2: if I ran into him again. I did a thing

2407
01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:47,520
Speaker 2: for the Bucks. When they unveiled the new jerseys, I

2408
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:53,040
Speaker 2: ran into him and Mike Evans and Uh Levante David Yeah,

2409
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:57,640
Speaker 2: and then uh and and Mike alstart. Dude, he's the

2410
01:54:57,840 --> 01:55:01,840
Speaker 2: fuck He came out. I was doing a thing. It

2411
01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:04,400
Speaker 2: was I think the he's a coach too. He's a

2412
01:55:04,760 --> 01:55:07,600
Speaker 2: jacked Yeah he was. He was at my show and

2413
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:09,480
Speaker 2: at this at the thing. It was one of the

2414
01:55:09,480 --> 01:55:10,960
Speaker 2: craziest things. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

2415
01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:13,040
Speaker 2: I'm keep telling you stories. One of the crazy things

2416
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:15,880
Speaker 2: about my show at the Emily is that Derek Brooks

2417
01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:18,480
Speaker 2: is like a representative for the Lightning and he gave

2418
01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:22,120
Speaker 2: me a jersey and I'm Florida State went school same

2419
01:55:22,160 --> 01:55:24,840
Speaker 2: time Derek Brooks did, I'm fucking big Bucks fan. So

2420
01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:27,040
Speaker 2: like I geeked out. So my my dad doesn't give

2421
01:55:27,040 --> 01:55:29,520
Speaker 2: a shit about anything. I just sold nineteen thousand tickets.

2422
01:55:29,520 --> 01:55:33,040
Speaker 2: And my dad's like, yeah, Wade Bogs in my box

2423
01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:34,800
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, I know. He was like

2424
01:55:34,840 --> 01:55:37,240
Speaker 2: that's crazy. She's still married. And I was like, I

2425
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:39,400
Speaker 2: don't know, dad, what the fuck you're talking about. So

2426
01:55:39,480 --> 01:55:43,880
Speaker 2: then then fucking Derek Brooks comes backstage and my dad

2427
01:55:43,920 --> 01:55:47,560
Speaker 2: like freezes and he goes and he's like, I go, Dad,

2428
01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:49,400
Speaker 2: this is Derek because I know who he is. He's

2429
01:55:49,440 --> 01:55:52,960
Speaker 2: like he's like, my dad's like real, like it was

2430
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:55,360
Speaker 2: home up. It was such an It's been such an

2431
01:55:55,360 --> 01:55:58,040
Speaker 2: honor to watch you play. You're such a fantastic talent.

2432
01:55:58,040 --> 01:56:00,360
Speaker 2: We followed you through college, birt was it fate And

2433
01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:01,960
Speaker 2: he's like yeah, I know, and he's like and then

2434
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:03,880
Speaker 2: to see you with the Box is just such a

2435
01:56:03,920 --> 01:56:06,000
Speaker 2: storied career. It's just such a pleasure to meet you.

2436
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,320
Speaker 2: And then Derek Brooks says to my dad it's crazy

2437
01:56:08,320 --> 01:56:10,840
Speaker 2: to follow his career. Huh. My dad's like huh. It's

2438
01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:13,040
Speaker 2: like he's like from where he is to where he was,

2439
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:15,600
Speaker 2: and my dad go, is I have never seen him

2440
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:18,200
Speaker 2: before before? And Derek brook goes for real, He's like,

2441
01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:20,680
Speaker 2: this is my first time seeing him. And Derek Brooks goes,

2442
01:56:20,880 --> 01:56:22,920
Speaker 2: I was at his first comedy show. And my dad's

2443
01:56:22,960 --> 01:56:25,440
Speaker 2: like what And I didn't know it. He was like, yeah,

2444
01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:27,600
Speaker 2: I went to the pop Ellies with Miles to go

2445
01:56:27,640 --> 01:56:30,120
Speaker 2: watch you perform. I saw his very first comedy show

2446
01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:32,400
Speaker 2: and I saw him here. It's crazy that that happened. Man,

2447
01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:34,480
Speaker 2: it's the best bizarre and my and my dad Derek

2448
01:56:34,480 --> 01:56:34,960
Speaker 2: Brooks leaps.

2449
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:39,000
Speaker 1: He goes, Derek fucking Brooks knows who you are. Derek

2450
01:56:39,080 --> 01:56:41,520
Speaker 1: fucking Brooks, he knows who you are.

2451
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:44,320
Speaker 2: I go down. I just sold nineteen thousand fucking tickets.

2452
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 2: You don't, I go, yeah, there's a lot of people

2453
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:46,960
Speaker 2: know who the fuck I am.

2454
01:56:47,040 --> 01:56:51,120
Speaker 1: Dad. I was like, but Derek Brooks, Derek Brooks.

2455
01:56:51,160 --> 01:56:53,200
Speaker 2: And then we go out and Mike but dad, Mike

2456
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:56,400
Speaker 2: fucking all Stott knows you. Mike all Stott, and then

2457
01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:58,920
Speaker 2: Wade Bogs He's like, Wade Box knows you. I go, Dad,

2458
01:56:59,040 --> 01:57:01,080
Speaker 2: he was in the fucking box. Do you think he

2459
01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:02,760
Speaker 2: was just there on accident? Then he got drunk and

2460
01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:05,360
Speaker 2: stumbled into a fucking box. I go, Daddy's at the

2461
01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:07,320
Speaker 2: fucking show. I talked for an hour and a half.

2462
01:57:09,560 --> 01:57:10,960
Speaker 2: Next time I come back, I'll tell you the time

2463
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:12,720
Speaker 2: Will Smith wanted to have sex with me. It was

2464
01:57:12,760 --> 01:57:15,760
Speaker 2: great doing this. Thank you very much for having me.

2465
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:18,400
Speaker 2: Tops Off World Tour starts September fourteenth at Raleigh, North

2466
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:20,800
Speaker 2: carolina'll two hundred and thirty pounds, and then we run

2467
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:26,200
Speaker 2: all through the South Atlanta, Charlotte, Greenville, then Evanville, Evansville, Wichita,

2468
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:32,680
Speaker 2: Kansas City, Dallas, Houston. The following week is Fresno, Anaheim.

2469
01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:37,080
Speaker 2: You have Fresno, Anaheim and San Diego, and then Red

2470
01:57:37,160 --> 01:57:40,440
Speaker 2: Rocks open invite for real if you want to come,

2471
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:42,760
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna watch Goose on Friday. It's fucking awesome.

2472
01:57:42,840 --> 01:57:45,760
Speaker 1: Kind of jam bandysh Yeah, I love I love jam Bins.

2473
01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:47,640
Speaker 2: You know you like the Dead? I like the Dead.

2474
01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:48,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna love Goose.

2475
01:57:48,680 --> 01:57:49,280
Speaker 1: I love that.

2476
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:50,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be the guy to turn you onto Goose.

2477
01:57:51,440 --> 01:57:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna send you the playlist we're gonna

2478
01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:58,560
Speaker 2: get what's it called the prompter reads. I'm so excited

2479
01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:00,920
Speaker 2: for this show. I should be I feel like I

2480
01:58:00,920 --> 01:58:02,480
Speaker 2: should be like a like just be one of the

2481
01:58:02,520 --> 01:58:03,200
Speaker 2: guys at the desk.

2482
01:58:03,280 --> 01:58:04,360
Speaker 1: Can I do third mic.

2483
01:58:04,280 --> 01:58:04,680
Speaker 2: On this show?

2484
01:58:04,760 --> 01:58:07,000
Speaker 1: It could be whatever you want, third microe. I just

2485
01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:07,440
Speaker 1: sit in.

2486
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:10,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put on a costume so like no one

2487
01:58:10,240 --> 01:58:12,440
Speaker 2: knows me, and then you come in and then I'll

2488
01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:15,200
Speaker 2: be like, I'll be like, Shawn Michaels would be like,

2489
01:58:15,240 --> 01:58:17,640
Speaker 2: so I think we should watch the Shawn.

2490
01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:18,560
Speaker 1: Michaels Brett Hard thing.

2491
01:58:18,600 --> 01:58:21,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, kind of seems like you're pumping your

2492
01:58:21,480 --> 01:58:23,680
Speaker 2: own sof up ball and he'll be like, and You're like,

2493
01:58:23,680 --> 01:58:26,040
Speaker 2: he's new here, he's new here, he's new here. I'm like,

2494
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:28,120
Speaker 2: who the fuck's the guy with the long hair and

2495
01:58:28,160 --> 01:58:31,040
Speaker 2: the mustache. And I'll be like the.

2496
01:58:30,960 --> 01:58:34,840
Speaker 1: Machine, Yeah, all right, get me the funk out of here, dude.

2497
01:58:34,840 --> 01:58:35,640
Speaker 2: I'll talk to you all day.

2498
01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,760
Speaker 1: I thank you very much. I appreciate you coming on

2499
01:58:38,760 --> 01:58:41,640
Speaker 1: the podcast. Games with Names is great. Hanging out with you.

2500
01:58:41,880 --> 01:58:43,440
Speaker 2: This is great. It was really great. I wish I

2501
01:58:43,480 --> 01:58:44,400
Speaker 2: only wish I was dipping.

2502
01:58:46,120 --> 01:58:50,320
Speaker 1: Boy. Was that an episode? Jackie incredible? Love Burt, love him.

2503
01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean we could have gone another three hours easily,

2504
01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:55,800
Speaker 1: easily easily.

2505
01:58:55,800 --> 01:58:56,840
Speaker 3: We gotta get him back in here.

2506
01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:59,000
Speaker 1: We gotta get him on again because he's got a

2507
01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:03,520
Speaker 1: plethora of knowledge for sports. As we just saw, I

2508
01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:07,520
Speaker 1: mean he didn't even watch the game. This is like

2509
01:59:07,680 --> 01:59:10,760
Speaker 1: the high of his life. He loves Florida State, grew

2510
01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:14,120
Speaker 1: up in that area. That's his school. Dad's a big

2511
01:59:14,160 --> 01:59:16,440
Speaker 1: Florida State fan. You leave to be with the family.

2512
01:59:16,480 --> 01:59:19,600
Speaker 1: I mean, can't knock that though. Thanks again, though, Bert.

2513
01:59:19,880 --> 01:59:22,720
Speaker 1: We gotta get him back on here. That's been another

2514
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:26,720
Speaker 1: episode of Games with Names, presented by win Bett. Remember

2515
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:32,440
Speaker 1: to follow Games with Names on YouTube, Instagram, x Twitter,

2516
01:59:32,560 --> 01:59:36,240
Speaker 1: what do they call it? TikTok? And of course snapchat

2517
01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:38,040
Speaker 1: disappearing messages.

2518
01:59:39,800 --> 01:59:40,520
Speaker 3: What's your snap?

2519
01:59:41,360 --> 01:59:45,400
Speaker 1: See you next week, Jackie. Games with Names is a

2520
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:50,240
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