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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and this weekend is

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Speaker 1: Father's Day?

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Speaker 2: How many times have said it on the show? Just today?

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Speaker 3: Former, Yeah, there's no one of your dad texts you

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Speaker 3: that he's disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think dad's are one of the hardest people

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Speaker 1: to buy a gift for, because what do you get

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Speaker 1: for the guy who's disappointed by everything you do? Sometimes

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Speaker 1: all you really need is to make him a simple,

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Speaker 1: handmade card with a personalized message inside.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that could be enough, you know, something

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Speaker 4: like if I had to break down the word dad,

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Speaker 4: D stands for Dad, A stands for the second letter

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Speaker 4: in Dad, and D also stands for Dad.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Dad, Happy father's.

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Speaker 3: Kid's card that you got a hold of.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty deep one.

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Speaker 1: But if you need help with your message to Dad

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Speaker 1: this year, I found some funny Father's Day greeting card ideas.

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Speaker 1: Some of these may have been rejected by Hallmark already,

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Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean you.

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Speaker 2: Can't use them and get them to your pops this Sunday.

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Speaker 3: If you don't have a pen and paper, because I'm

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Speaker 3: going to write some of these down. Ok, yeah, you

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Speaker 3: can always listen to our podcast later, right, Is that

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Speaker 3: what we're going to do, so take some notes.

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Speaker 1: This first one is for the dad who's maybe a

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Speaker 1: little busy or hard to communicate with. Okay, it says,

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Speaker 1: on this Father's Day, Dad, I have something to report.

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Speaker 1: You're three months late on your child's support. Sincerely, your

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Speaker 1: seven year old daughter.

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Speaker 3: Oh true, that hard to communicate with you? You met

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Speaker 3: absent father?

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Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I mean there's a lot of different types

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Speaker 1: of fathers out there. We want to make sure we're

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Speaker 1: covering the whole range.

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Speaker 3: Father's Day celebrates those ones.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if you didn't like that one, maybe we

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Speaker 1: can go to another one. This one's for a dad

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Speaker 1: who's maybe a little bit older in age.

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Speaker 5: Okay, older dad, it says, Dad, for my teen years,

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Speaker 5: I need to atone by helping you learn how to

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Speaker 5: use your iPhone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you can take that one home. Use that.

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Speaker 3: I do think it makes dad forgive you for all

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Speaker 3: the other stuff.

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Speaker 1: Let's do another one. This one's for a dad who's

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Speaker 1: always on the go. Okay, busy dad, Yeah, it says

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Speaker 1: Father's Day is such a big celebration.

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Speaker 2: I just wish you'd tell me your name and location.

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Speaker 3: Oh, seven year old.

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Speaker 1: Some of these could be overlapping. You know, maybe you

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Speaker 1: can give your dad more than one of these cards.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that car is going to get to

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Speaker 3: the dad.

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Speaker 1: That's what GPS trackers are for them. So next time

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Speaker 1: you see and make sure you hide it underneath his

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Speaker 1: front bumper.

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Speaker 5: Smart.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a little hot tip, but I think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna like this next one. It's for the dad who

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Speaker 1: appreciates the finer things in life.

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Speaker 3: Oh fancy dad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it says I didn't celebrate Mother's Day because mom's

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Speaker 1: a whino, and I won't celebrate Father's Day because you're

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Speaker 1: at the Spearmint Rhino.

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Speaker 3: That's I'm pretty sure it's a strip club.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he enjoys the things. Is it weird that like

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Speaker 2: he always answers the phone whenever I call in there?

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Speaker 2: Weird the kid knows he's there.

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Speaker 3: It is, but that kid knows where her dad is.

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Speaker 3: So that's a positive.

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Speaker 2: No judgment.

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Speaker 1: Here on shore, there's all sorts of dads out there.

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Speaker 1: We're going over the best rejected Father's Day greeting cards

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Speaker 1: that maybe you can try giving to your dad this week.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if you want to be out of

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Speaker 3: the will, I think it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's I'm just saying there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: different types of personalities you want to do that's specific.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to celebrate any of the like the

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Speaker 3: really awesome dad?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's try this next one.

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Speaker 1: It says best dad in the world is what I'd

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Speaker 1: annoyed you. Sorry, I have done nothing except disappoint you

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Speaker 1: that that was one that.

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Speaker 3: I wrote that really your father.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I shouldn't not have said that on the radio.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna have write them a whole new.

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Speaker 3: One rhyme with disappointm.

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Speaker 2: Disappointment he is dad.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I messed up again. Let's just go to

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Speaker 1: the next one. This one might be suitable for a

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Speaker 1: lot of different types of fathers out there.

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Speaker 2: It's not specific to anyone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a mass appeal Father's Day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, so let's going to try it says dad,

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Speaker 1: you always taught me to roll up my sleeves and mom,

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Speaker 1: lets me hug you once the mailman leaves.

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Speaker 2: That could be a lot of different types of fathers

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Speaker 2: out there. What is doing I think, I know, I

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Speaker 2: don't know. She always closes the door and doesn't let

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Speaker 2: me come in there while the mailman's in there. I'm

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Speaker 2: sure it's like an important mail business car'd be.

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Speaker 3: Going to the mail ban.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's possible. You may have to send out one.

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Speaker 3: To both, right, Yeah, little twenty three meter test for

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Speaker 3: Father's Day.

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Speaker 1: This one is for the dad who loves watching TV.

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Speaker 1: This is the last one that I have. I think

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Speaker 1: maybe it's the best. It says dad. I love watching

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Speaker 1: that old clip in all of its glory from the

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Speaker 1: day you found out you're my father from Maury.

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Speaker 2: That's sweet. The family came together that.

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Speaker 3: Episode, and it is nice they captured it on film

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Speaker 3: they did.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if he was one of the ones that

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Speaker 4: danced when he found out or was like, oh, heck no, the.

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Speaker 3: Only dance when the paternity test is negative.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.

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Speaker 2: We love you and I'm sorry if this segment.

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Speaker 1: Let you down like we normally do. Your phone tap

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Speaker 1: is coming up right after

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Speaker 3: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.