Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second date update. I'm actually very surprised that
Speaker 1: the guy on the phone for a second date update
Speaker 1: today isn't getting a call back because he could be
Speaker 1: the worst person on the planet, and no matter what,
Speaker 1: an American girl will call him back. You know why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's an englishman. Yeah, yea, and so he could
Speaker 1: be a murderer, and just like I don't care, the
Speaker 1: accent is so hot, I have to go out with
Speaker 1: him again. His name is James. James. How are you well?
Speaker 1: I'm good, mate, How are you? I'm not too bad.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for emailing us and agreeing to
Speaker 1: do a second date update. Absolutely, I'm glad you can
Speaker 1: help me out. Maybe, Yeah, for sure. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that this girl isn't calling you back. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing how long you've been in this country, Um, a
Speaker 1: couple of years? Just two enough years now, okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm guessing in your experience it's probably pretty easy in
Speaker 1: the bars and the clubs when you meet girls with
Speaker 1: that accent, isn't it. Yeah, there's not been a problem
Speaker 1: so far. Yeah, I know. I had an English guy
Speaker 1: hit on me. He was so ugly and I was
Speaker 1: still flattered by it. I was like, I did have
Speaker 1: to turn them down because of that, but whatever. So
Speaker 1: you're not getting to call back from a girl. Her
Speaker 1: name is Sarah. Yeah, that's right, all right? And how
Speaker 1: did you meet her? Where? She met to Tinder? Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: And you know, I mean it's just it's not something
Speaker 1: that you would do very often, although I do very often.
Speaker 1: But you know, I met a through Tinder. We agree
Speaker 1: to meet up. So I drove over to pick her up,
Speaker 1: and we went, you know, downtown for a couple of drinks,
Speaker 1: said something to eight. We spent a couple of hours together.
Speaker 1: It was good. No, we had a really good time.
Speaker 1: She was really cool, like really easy to hang out with.
Speaker 1: You know. Let me ask you a question. For a
Speaker 1: guy like you who has an accent that you know
Speaker 1: American women love, is it annoying? Do they sit there
Speaker 1: and harp on it the whole time? That's what I
Speaker 1: picture happening. It's like, oh it's you know, that has
Speaker 1: been the Cayuse a couple of times, you know, But
Speaker 1: like Sarah was just you know, she didn't really even
Speaker 1: pay that much attention to it. You know, it was
Speaker 1: kind of cool. And I do feel like if you're
Speaker 1: a more well traveled person, you're probably not going to
Speaker 1: care quite as much, right right, Yeah, she seems really,
Speaker 1: you know, really really cool. I'm just I'm I'm shocked.
Speaker 1: What did you like about her so much? Like I said,
Speaker 1: she was just really easy to hang out with, you know,
Speaker 1: like you mentioned about other chicks that like, you know,
Speaker 1: har up on the accent or always talk about themselves
Speaker 1: or you know, always you know, she was really easy
Speaker 1: to talk to. She listened to what I had to say,
Speaker 1: so the stuff that she had to say was really interesting.
Speaker 1: It was it was like a quality date, you know.
Speaker 1: It was like we've known each other a couple of
Speaker 1: months or something. Was there like one moment during the
Speaker 1: date where like she's definitely into me, definitely into me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the moment where she showed how interested she was.
Speaker 1: I mean it seemed like that from the very start,
Speaker 1: you know. So why do you think she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back then? I honestly don't know. The only thing
Speaker 1: this is gonna sound stupid, But the only other thing
Speaker 1: that I can think about is that I just bought
Speaker 1: a new car and my parallel parking skills are not
Speaker 1: really up to Yeah, it took me, like it took
Speaker 1: me like five or six time skates to space. And
Speaker 1: then you know, like I was freaking out about that.
Speaker 1: And then at some point she even asked me, she
Speaker 1: was like, do you need me to do that for you?
Speaker 1: Get out and help you park the car? Your little englishman,
Speaker 1: I was. I was. I was like, well embarrassed, and
Speaker 1: then uh, you know, I tried to explain about the
Speaker 1: other side of the road is not doing blah blah blah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'll get out of the car and then I'll walk
Speaker 1: into the restaurant and I get to open the door
Speaker 1: for her to get out. So okay, you know, if
Speaker 1: that's if that's something to go by, then I don't know,
Speaker 1: that might be that might be the only problem. That
Speaker 1: is a terrible feeling when you're on a date and
Speaker 1: you're having trouble parallel parking, because then you just start
Speaker 1: to get hot under the collar and you're embarrassed and
Speaker 1: you're just like awful. And it's always in front of
Speaker 1: a crowded window of people too, so it's not just
Speaker 1: your date watching you, but about two hundred other strangers, right,
Speaker 1: So the only thing that you can think of that
Speaker 1: might have gone bad on your date is the fact
Speaker 1: that you had trouble parallel parking and didn't open her door. Yep,
Speaker 1: that seems silly though that was at the beginning. How
Speaker 1: did the end of the date go? And was everything
Speaker 1: was great? You know? Really it was really great, full
Speaker 1: of smiles, full of happiness. There wasn't one awkward moment
Speaker 1: during the night when no one had anything to say,
Speaker 1: or you know, did you guys kiss? Yeah? Yeah, you did? Okay?
Speaker 1: What kind of kissed though? Like a real quick peck
Speaker 1: on the lips or a full I mean just a
Speaker 1: little bit more than that. You know, it wasn't it
Speaker 1: wasn't anything you know, hot and heavy, but you know
Speaker 1: it was. It was a good night kiss. And what
Speaker 1: was the last thing that you guys said to each other.
Speaker 1: I said I'll be in touch and she said, okay,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Okay? And has she responded at all
Speaker 1: to any of your text messages or not one? Nothing?
Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach her?
Speaker 1: I've texted her like three or four times and called
Speaker 1: her twice. And did you tell her like, oh that
Speaker 1: kiss made my heart skip a beat or anything like that? No, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything like that. I mean, I met
Speaker 1: the girl on Tinba, you know, not exactly going to
Speaker 1: be like I think you're the love of my life
Speaker 1: from that kiss. All right, well we'll play a song, comeback,
Speaker 1: call her and get your Second Date Update. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: sounds good. Okay, hang on rooking Jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second Update. Hello love, and welcome back to today's royal
Speaker 1: edition of the Second Date Update. I'd be your host,
Speaker 1: Jubil Flag, and today we're talking to Sir James of Update.
Speaker 1: He went out with a lovely young lass he met
Speaker 1: on tender, took her out for drinks, hoping that later
Speaker 1: he'd be able to show her his throbbery, but he
Speaker 1: was unsuccessful in getting the knickers on the floor back
Speaker 1: at his flat. So now he is on the phone
Speaker 1: wondering what went wrong. And James, I never asked you
Speaker 1: what is your occupation? I would assume Chimney sweep. I
Speaker 1: never Oh yeah, oh yeah thanks for that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I worked for Mary Poppins and James on the phone.
Speaker 1: James is English, yes, so of course I have to
Speaker 1: mess with him a little bit because it's weird to
Speaker 1: us Americans. When we hear an accent. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: did go out with a girl named Sarah, and Sarah
Speaker 1: isn't calling him back, which is weird to me because
Speaker 1: I would think any guy with an English accent or
Speaker 1: Australian accent in America just kills it. Yeah accent and
Speaker 1: John Vietnamese accent whatever, any sort of accent usually does
Speaker 1: very well with the American women. But she's not calling
Speaker 1: him back. He thinks the reason that he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back is because he had trouble parallel parking
Speaker 1: so much to the point where she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want me to do it for you? And
Speaker 1: then he didn't open her door. But that's the only
Speaker 1: thing you can think of other than that they had
Speaker 1: a great time. You were about to call her and
Speaker 1: find out if in fact he did something wrong on
Speaker 1: the date, James, you're ready to go? Yeah? Can I
Speaker 1: ask you one question, James? You don't fall into the
Speaker 1: stereotype of bad British teeth, do you? No, that's a myth.
Speaker 1: That's the whole thing is. We don't walk around like
Speaker 1: Austin Palace. You know, I wait to London before and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it a myth, but I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you're not there. No, absolutely not. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: I'm a dollar phone number right now and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay, sounds good. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Oh can I speak to Sarah please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Sarah, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm at work, I'm good. Just calling
Speaker 1: to check in with some of our listeners. Do you
Speaker 1: listen to the show? Yeah? No, I listen. I'm just
Speaker 1: shocked you're calling me kind of random. Any idea why
Speaker 1: I might be calling you honestly? No? Well, the reason
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today is one of our listeners sent
Speaker 1: us an email about you. Really okay. It's somebody that
Speaker 1: you went on a date with recently. His name is James.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, okay, and so it sounds like you
Speaker 1: know James. He says that you guys met on tender
Speaker 1: and went out for drinks and had a fun time,
Speaker 1: but you haven't been answering any of his phone calls
Speaker 1: or text messages. So he asked us to get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask if he did something wrong. Okay, Okay, Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if I need
Speaker 1: to do this on the radio, Like I don't want
Speaker 1: to embarrass him. You don't want to, Well, that's okay.
Speaker 1: He wants to be embarrassed. He's the one that emailed us.
Speaker 1: I think he wouldn't really appreciate me calling him out
Speaker 1: on it. Okay, but he we listen, We talked to
Speaker 1: him and he's prepared to hear anything that you have
Speaker 1: to say. Is he on the line right now if
Speaker 1: you're worried about embarrassing him, I mean he's asking for it. Basically,
Speaker 1: he said he's okay with that. And I have to
Speaker 1: know this explanation because he sounds lovely with an accent.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would turn this dude down.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see, that's exactly the problem. I just I
Speaker 1: don't buy it what you don't you don't buy what.
Speaker 1: I don't buy his whole I'm British thing. Do you
Speaker 1: think he's faking it? I studied abroad, I lived in
Speaker 1: the UK for a couple of years. I think he's
Speaker 1: faking being British because it's something that works. And we
Speaker 1: met on tender so you can be anybody on tender
Speaker 1: It's true, though, why do you think is like you
Speaker 1: think the whole accent thing everything is just a lie? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Who was there like a hint when he was talking?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, I mean didn't you guys you
Speaker 1: said you talked to him. Didn't you hear it for yourself?
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. I thought it sounds it sounds like
Speaker 1: he's English to me. Can I have a little dicky bird? Now?
Speaker 1: Can I have a word? Or what? Wait? Is that him? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is. He's actually on the phone. You asked me
Speaker 1: a second ago, and I didn't answer you on purpose
Speaker 1: because James is on the other line listening. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: about Sarah. How's it going? I see? Are you listening
Speaker 1: to that? Sarah? Are you doing? It? Sounds legit to me, Sarah,
Speaker 1: it's leg It's legit. I don't know what you want.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could show you my passport, I could,
Speaker 1: you know, give you my national insurance number? You know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I don't know what else
Speaker 1: you want me to you know what you need to see? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you could show me your fake green car
Speaker 1: and your fake passport and you take everything else because
Speaker 1: I've got all the time in the world to sit
Speaker 1: around and generate fake copies of documents so that I
Speaker 1: can meet girls on tender You. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: I think exactly the last stupid thing I've ever heard
Speaker 1: what I think you're doing. No, exactly what I think
Speaker 1: you're doing. Wow, they're a paranoid much love? Oh, way
Speaker 1: to be all patronizing. That's going to make me want
Speaker 1: to go out in a second date with you. I mean,
Speaker 1: at this point, it's really you know, it's it's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's Sniva here and all there, now, is it? I mean,
Speaker 1: you think I'm a complete fake, so I might as
Speaker 1: well just go bost to the wall. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're fake. I know you're fake, and
Speaker 1: you're laying out pretty thick with a whole parallel parking job.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't. I can't pop card because it's on
Speaker 1: the right side of the road. Good accents, Sarah, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty good accent. You should try faking it and
Speaker 1: meeting people on Tinder. Okay, just give it up. Your
Speaker 1: accent is so big. I don't know what else to
Speaker 1: tell you. You know, I've got nothing else to go with.
Speaker 1: This is this is me. You know, I'm good, Come mind,
Speaker 1: just give it up, dude. And you have really too
Speaker 1: perfect teeth for somebody in British anyway. I mean, and
Speaker 1: this is this is crazy. I've never heard anything like, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you need me to like call my parents in
Speaker 1: London or something. You can have a little word with them.
Speaker 1: They can tell you who I am. Oh, sir, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll call international how we can scape if we want
Speaker 1: you and they can get there a couple of too.
Speaker 1: Are you eating Jane? Lovely Jane? That's in fade over faties?
Speaker 1: All right? See, now we're crossing the line. This is outrageous, Sarah, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the is you want me to do,
Speaker 1: but I mean, this is this is just bloody ridiculously
Speaker 1: you know anything, and if anything you say, anything you say,
Speaker 1: I'll do to prove to you. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how to get you to prove that you're faking it.
Speaker 1: But there's just there's just something slightly untrustworthy about you. Wow.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, mate, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: at the end of my seven now, Sarah, I'm confused.
Speaker 1: You liked him on the date, right, Well, I liked
Speaker 1: him when I met a montender until then we met
Speaker 1: in person and then he started faking them British accent.
Speaker 1: We don't get this, Like, why would I fake a
Speaker 1: British accents? You've already said that I'm a pretty good
Speaker 1: looking guy, and I've got perfect teeth, and I've got,
Speaker 1: you know, everything else, So I wouldn't really have a
Speaker 1: problem getting dates, would I? You know? I mean, you're
Speaker 1: attractive enough on your own. I don't feel like you
Speaker 1: have to lay it on that thick like. You do
Speaker 1: have nice teeth and you are attractive, which is why
Speaker 1: you don't need to fake the accent, because you have
Speaker 1: some other stuff going for you already. That's are you
Speaker 1: talking about, Sarah? Are you would dialect coach now or something?
Speaker 1: I'm in I'm from London, Crystal Palace, s W sixteen.
Speaker 1: What else do you need to know? James? It doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like Sarah is gonna believe you no matter what.
Speaker 1: For for the record, James, I believe you that you're British. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, what neighborhood are you from? I just
Speaker 1: said that Crystal Palace sounds made up to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a football team there's a football team I live.
Speaker 1: I lived right on Church Road. Right, it would be
Speaker 1: called Church Road. Okay, Hey, Sarah, I would love to
Speaker 1: ask you if you'll go out on the second date
Speaker 1: with James. I don't think he can drop the accent
Speaker 1: because I have a feeling that it's real. Are you
Speaker 1: willing to go out with him again? Sarah? Do it?
Speaker 1: Don't sabotage this? Yeah, nope, what I No? No, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to waste my time with somebody who
Speaker 1: wants to be a charlatan and line to my face
Speaker 1: and I don't need that. I don't know how he's
Speaker 1: convinced you guys, but he certainly hasn't open to me.
Speaker 1: And I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not gonna waste my time.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're doing you are having a laugh?
Speaker 1: Sorry James, No second date for you, man. I just
Speaker 1: I don't know what the sights there. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. You know you missed out, loved you
Speaker 1: missed out? That's all right, same. I'm sure there are
Speaker 1: plenty of other girls on tenning that they have to give.
Speaker 1: Drop the nickes for you any time? Wow? This go? Wow? Well?
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot for your time, both of you. We
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Sarah better, better luck on tender and finding
Speaker 1: like a real American guy who's not faking it like
Speaker 1: James is. I'm not fighting this thing. Oh what hy you?
Speaker 1: Listen up right, listen. I'll send you just for giggles,
Speaker 1: I'll send you everything. I'll send you everything, my possible
Speaker 1: my green card, I'll send you everything just so that
Speaker 1: you know, you know I mean, I'll show you the
Speaker 1: tattoo of a Union Jack on the end of my
Speaker 1: I hope you actually have that. That would be amazing.