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Speaker 1: the worst person on the planet, and no matter what,

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Speaker 1: an American girl will call him back. You know why. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because he's an englishman. Yeah, yea, and so he could

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Speaker 1: him again. His name is James. James. How are you well?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, mate, How are you? I'm not too bad.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for emailing us and agreeing to

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Speaker 1: do a second date update. Absolutely, I'm glad you can

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Speaker 1: help me out. Maybe, Yeah, for sure. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that this girl isn't calling you back. I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing how long you've been in this country, Um, a

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Speaker 1: couple of years? Just two enough years now, okay, And

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing in your experience it's probably pretty easy in

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Speaker 1: you're not getting to call back from a girl. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Sarah. Yeah, that's right, all right? And how

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Speaker 1: And you know, I mean it's just it's not something

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Speaker 1: It was good. No, we had a really good time.

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Speaker 1: You know. Let me ask you a question. For a

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Speaker 1: Jubil Flag, and today we're talking to Sir James of Update.

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Speaker 1: He went out with a lovely young lass he met

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Speaker 1: I worked for Mary Poppins and James on the phone.

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Speaker 1: the date, James, you're ready to go? Yeah? Can I

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Speaker 1: stereotype of bad British teeth, do you? No, that's a myth.

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Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Sarah, how are you? This is

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm at work, I'm good. Just calling

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Speaker 1: I might be calling you honestly? No? Well, the reason

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today is one of our listeners sent

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Speaker 1: us an email about you. Really okay. It's somebody that

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Speaker 1: you went on a date with recently. His name is James.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, okay, and so it sounds like you

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Speaker 1: know James. He says that you guys met on tender

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see, that's exactly the problem. I just I

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Speaker 1: It's true, though, why do you think is like you

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Speaker 1: think the whole accent thing everything is just a lie? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Who was there like a hint when he was talking?

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Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, I mean didn't you guys you

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Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. I thought it sounds it sounds like

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Speaker 1: he's English to me. Can I have a little dicky bird? Now?

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Speaker 1: Can I have a word? Or what? Wait? Is that him? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is. He's actually on the phone. You asked me

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Speaker 1: because James is on the other line listening. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: about Sarah. How's it going? I see? Are you listening

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Speaker 1: to that? Sarah? Are you doing? It? Sounds legit to me, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: it's leg It's legit. I don't know what you want.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I could show you my passport, I could,

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Speaker 1: I think exactly the last stupid thing I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: Are you eating Jane? Lovely Jane? That's in fade over faties?

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Speaker 1: All right? See, now we're crossing the line. This is outrageous, Sarah, Like,

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Speaker 1: but I mean, this is this is just bloody ridiculously

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Speaker 1: But there's just there's just something slightly untrustworthy about you. Wow.

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Speaker 1: You liked him on the date, right, Well, I liked

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Speaker 1: talking about, Sarah? Are you would dialect coach now or something?

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Speaker 1: I'm in I'm from London, Crystal Palace, s W sixteen.

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Speaker 1: What else do you need to know? James? It doesn't

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Speaker 1: Don't sabotage this? Yeah, nope, what I No? No, I can't.

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Speaker 1: And I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not gonna waste my time.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're doing you are having a laugh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry James, No second date for you, man. I just

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the sights there. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to say. You know you missed out, loved you

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Speaker 1: missed out? That's all right, same. I'm sure there are

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Speaker 1: Drop the nickes for you any time? Wow? This go? Wow? Well?

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Speaker 1: Thanks a lot for your time, both of you. We

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. Sarah better, better luck on tender and finding

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Speaker 1: like a real American guy who's not faking it like

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Speaker 1: James is. I'm not fighting this thing. Oh what hy you?

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Speaker 1: Listen up right, listen. I'll send you just for giggles,

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Speaker 1: I'll send you everything. I'll send you everything, my possible

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Speaker 1: my green card, I'll send you everything just so that

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Speaker 1: you know, you know I mean, I'll show you the

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Speaker 1: tattoo of a Union Jack on the end of my

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Speaker 1: I hope you actually have that. That would be amazing.