Speaker 1: Five rooking Jebels Second date update. Guy named Anthony is
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update and
Speaker 1: he met his date the old fashioned way at the club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got a spell bottoms on, slicked back his hair, a
Speaker 1: couple of gold chains. That's like you're talking about the
Speaker 1: disco sir doing the sprinkler on the dance floor, tracting
Speaker 1: all of the ladies. Miss How could anyone just see insane?
Speaker 1: That turns me on? Well, he said he met her
Speaker 1: at the club, and I'm just assuming that's the kind
Speaker 1: of guy Anthony is. I don't know that because I
Speaker 1: don't really talk to him yet. Anthony, is that your game?
Speaker 1: We're going good man? You're wearing bell bottoms at the club.
Speaker 1: You know what that night it might have been, I
Speaker 1: would say all I was saying all kinds of advice
Speaker 1: from everybody. I don't know what I was doing so
Speaker 1: wild night then? Yeah. I mean it was a friend's
Speaker 1: birthday party. It was my first time going out like
Speaker 1: that in a while, and I guess it just kind
Speaker 1: of got out of control. We all did. But normally
Speaker 1: I'm the guy who keeps it together and I was
Speaker 1: definitely not doing that. Was she someone that was in
Speaker 1: your group of friends that you hadn't really known before,
Speaker 1: or is this somebody that you just met at the
Speaker 1: club like a random I think she was a friend
Speaker 1: of a friend. I mean, I see so because I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember, because it was easy enough to start
Speaker 1: talking to her. I don't highly remember how that happened,
Speaker 1: but it seemed easy enough, as if we were there
Speaker 1: for the same party. But I don't know who she's
Speaker 1: connected to. Do how much do you know about her
Speaker 1: at all? All I remember is I thought she was
Speaker 1: really funny and she looked at me like she was
Speaker 1: interested in what I had to say. But okay, and
Speaker 1: do you know her name? Yeah, her name is Dianna.
Speaker 1: She had a great smile, and I mean she's The
Speaker 1: problem is I remember about let's say, sixty percent of
Speaker 1: the night, you know what I mean, Like I can
Speaker 1: I have a vague idea of how it went. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got you got hammered. Then yeah, man, they
Speaker 1: had there was a special that night. It was like
Speaker 1: Long Island ice teas for three. Oh oh, that gives
Speaker 1: me a headache? Do you even say that? Are terrible?
Speaker 1: And the worst part was the bartender. Is I remember
Speaker 1: his name was Brendon, and I started calling him be
Speaker 1: all night because I kept saying Long Island iced tea
Speaker 1: for three B and he kept man, it was just
Speaker 1: so much fun to say, I didn't think about what
Speaker 1: I was doing. So would you do, like hang out
Speaker 1: with her all night? Well? We was just started off
Speaker 1: at the bar trying to talk and that that went
Speaker 1: all right, but it's loud in there, so we kind
Speaker 1: of gave up. But then we ended up just kind
Speaker 1: of making our way to the dance floor and I
Speaker 1: saw us getting hazy because that's the day. It was
Speaker 1: just kind of a blur of dancing and Long Island
Speaker 1: ice cheese. And then do you think maybe the reason
Speaker 1: it felt like something you've never experienced before was because
Speaker 1: of those Long Island iced teas. It just felt everything
Speaker 1: felt great and maybe it wasn't you know, Actually it's possible.
Speaker 1: It's possible. I think some people say that different types
Speaker 1: of drinks get you different types of drunk, and this
Speaker 1: is the first for both for me, so I don't
Speaker 1: know what to compare it to. Are a love potion
Speaker 1: for him? Is what it sounds? Yeah, I think? So
Speaker 1: how did the night end with her? So? Okay? I
Speaker 1: kind of remember her asking me to walk her home,
Speaker 1: and I think I did, but think there was definitely
Speaker 1: some conversation. I want to say she asked me, but
Speaker 1: it might have been me offering. Who knows, And I
Speaker 1: want to say that she said yes, but she might
Speaker 1: have said no. I don't even know at this point,
Speaker 1: but I think I remember us actually leaving to do that,
Speaker 1: but I don't remember reaching anywhere. I don't remember dropping
Speaker 1: her off or anything like that. All I really remember
Speaker 1: is being pushed into a cab. I think, so I
Speaker 1: maybe none, though I don't know how. I didn't ask
Speaker 1: how drunk was she. I mean, I thought that everybody
Speaker 1: was as drunk as I was, so you know, I
Speaker 1: assumed that she was the same as me, but definitely
Speaker 1: not because I was in enough shape. It turned out,
Speaker 1: so somebody put you in a cab, and that's last
Speaker 1: thing you remember. Yeah, someone put me in a cab.
Speaker 1: I got home safely. I know that, Oh good thing
Speaker 1: you got home safely, because I think the whole point
Speaker 1: of you walking her home is to get her home safely.
Speaker 1: But as I know, well, it turns out she got
Speaker 1: home safely. I know that because I've been in some
Speaker 1: limited communication with her. Okay, what does that mean? Well,
Speaker 1: I've actually her to follow up and she's been icy,
Speaker 1: to say the least, because like I would say, hey,
Speaker 1: I had a great time the other night, and then
Speaker 1: she just responded, I bet you did. And I don't
Speaker 1: know what she means by that, because I think she
Speaker 1: remembers something that I don't and or she's just being coin.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's just been like, oh, I bet you did
Speaker 1: because you met me. Yeah. No, I don't think that's it,
Speaker 1: because I've tried asking her if we can go out
Speaker 1: together again, and she's been like pretty against it and
Speaker 1: pretty firm. What do you mean by pretty against it?
Speaker 1: She's not like she's using a lot of yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, and not this time. But she hasn't.
Speaker 1: She's although not saying a heart like she's I think
Speaker 1: she wants me to keep asking, so she'll keep finding
Speaker 1: different ways to put me down. You know, when someone
Speaker 1: says I don't think so, I think that's the same
Speaker 1: as say no, no, I don't know. This could be different.
Speaker 1: Like I said, we had a great time up until
Speaker 1: maybe midnight, up until you don't remember anything right after that.
Speaker 1: I'm not very confident Okay, Well, we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: call her and figure out what happened with the rest
Speaker 1: of your night and why she's not wanting to see
Speaker 1: you again. She didn't say she didn't want to see
Speaker 1: me again, she said I don't think so. All right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll call her and find out right after this. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, brooking jubil in the morning. Four words that
Speaker 1: should never be uttered on a first date Long Island
Speaker 1: iced tea. It's all down here from there. Really, no
Speaker 1: words that should ever be uttered ever, Long Island iced tea.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't be illegal. Nothing good ever happens when you
Speaker 1: have Long Island iced teas. And Anthony, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today, had a bunch
Speaker 1: of them on his first date. Well that's not even
Speaker 1: really a date. He met this girl named Deanna at
Speaker 1: the club that had a special on Long Island iced teas,
Speaker 1: and he took full advantage and says he had a
Speaker 1: fun time hanging out with her and they bonded and danced,
Speaker 1: and then he thinks he walked her home at the
Speaker 1: end of the night, but he's not sure, and somebody
Speaker 1: put him in a cab but he doesn't know who.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call Deanna and find out what happened
Speaker 1: with the rest of his night and why she won't
Speaker 1: go out with them again. And you do realize, I mean,
Speaker 1: since this second half of the night is so hazy,
Speaker 1: there could be like something really horribly embarrassing that she
Speaker 1: reveals about you. Yeah, I'm pretty terrified. Okay, as long
Speaker 1: as we're ready. Oh yeah, I'm gonna dial her phone
Speaker 1: right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Deanna? Yes, Dianna,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Um, hi, Hi, are you familiar with the show? So?
Speaker 1: Which show? The radio show? I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. You're not familiar with it at all? Um? No, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm calling because you recently went on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody who does listen to the show, and he emailed
Speaker 1: us because he says that you're not calling him back
Speaker 1: after your date and he wanted us to see if
Speaker 1: we could find out why. Who Who is the He
Speaker 1: His name is Anthony? Oh yeah, Anthony. You met him
Speaker 1: at the club the other night. You've been texting with him, Well,
Speaker 1: more like he's been texting with me. So yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Anthony emailed us about you because he thought maybe we
Speaker 1: could figure out why you don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with him. No, I'm good. I'm not interested in him
Speaker 1: or in telling us why a little bit of both. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: can you tell us anything? Because he's really curious. He
Speaker 1: thought you guys had a great time, a great time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sounds like a really nice guy. Yeah he's nice.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to say he's not nice,
Speaker 1: but um, great time is pushing it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Would it be a bad time? Did you have a
Speaker 1: bad time with him? I don't really want to categorize
Speaker 1: it as bad. It was just it was weird. Can
Speaker 1: I just say weird? Yeah? Sure? Can you tell us
Speaker 1: anything though, because honestly, he doesn't remember most of the night.
Speaker 1: If I was as drunk as he was, and I
Speaker 1: had as many Long Island nice teas as he did,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't remember the night either. So obnoxious, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, so obnoxia. But didn't you hang out with him,
Speaker 1: like dance with him all night and go up to
Speaker 1: the bar and chat and get drinks together. You know.
Speaker 1: We started in the beginning of the night. We were
Speaker 1: talking and it was cool. He seemed really nice. But
Speaker 1: that was before his eyes started going in a million
Speaker 1: different directions and he probably about four long island nice
Speaker 1: teas down. So yeah, I'm from cute to like, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe I'm even like standing next
Speaker 1: to the sky right now. He's so embarrassing. Did he
Speaker 1: walk you home? He insisted on walking you home. I
Speaker 1: did not push for that, okay, because he told us
Speaker 1: a little bit about that. He said that he thought
Speaker 1: you would ask him to walk you home, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't really remember. Yeah, No, it didn't go like that.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna go, and he said, well, it's
Speaker 1: a man's job to make surely he gets home. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna walk you home. Well, I couldn't get
Speaker 1: rid of him, not gonna lie. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, whenever it's two o'clock and morning, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go with him. It's funny because he thought he
Speaker 1: was walking me home, but it was more like me
Speaker 1: walking him home. Yeah. So you were you the one
Speaker 1: that put him in a cab? Yeah, okay, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was wondering he couldn't remember. He thought maybe you did
Speaker 1: or somebody else did. Yeah, No, it was just him
Speaker 1: and I. We were walking and I really saw how
Speaker 1: drunk he was because he was starting to get emotional
Speaker 1: talking about his dog that had asked a way that
Speaker 1: he was close with and oh my god, he was
Speaker 1: like he was really going in and I felt bad
Speaker 1: it would getting deep. Okay, so you just want us
Speaker 1: to tell him that he was annoying and drunk and
Speaker 1: that's why you don't want to go. Yeah, and can
Speaker 1: you also tell him this, It is not okay to
Speaker 1: try to exchange your dates for taco bella. It's not okay,
Speaker 1: what do you want? What are you talking about? And
Speaker 1: two it's not Yeah. Well, we were walking home after
Speaker 1: the club. We saw a bunch of kids with taco
Speaker 1: bell and he whipped out ten bucks and offered to
Speaker 1: give it to them for the taco bell. Okay, they
Speaker 1: said no. He whipped out twenty they said no. So
Speaker 1: then he turned and looked at me, looked at them
Speaker 1: and said, well, what about if you just take her
Speaker 1: in exchange for the taco bell, Like you're some object
Speaker 1: that could be traded for taco Bell burritos. Oh now
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. Yeah, I was not okay with that. What
Speaker 1: did the kids say? They laughed and they walked away,
Speaker 1: and he just was like, I'm so hungry. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would have been right I drunk at he was.
Speaker 1: I'm like, seriously, man, you're gonna like give me up
Speaker 1: for fast footing. No, it's this is not And at
Speaker 1: that point I was like, okay, time to call an
Speaker 1: uber And that was it okay for you? And that's
Speaker 1: when you put him in the cab. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I bet you he'd be pretty interested to learn all that.
Speaker 1: I don't think he remembers any of that because he's
Speaker 1: on the other line listening to this conversation and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Are you serious right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's good to hear from you again. Good to hear
Speaker 1: from me. Did you not just hear like my entire
Speaker 1: story that I just told Hello, I know what he did. Well,
Speaker 1: it was just nice to hear your voice again. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you gotta be kidding me. This is Did
Speaker 1: you hear that you tried to trade me? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry. I'm really sorry I did that. I don't
Speaker 1: remember doing it so, I I mean, I trust you.
Speaker 1: I take your words that that's exactly how down. But
Speaker 1: I promise you normally, if I was sober, I probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't try to trade you for food, though I would
Speaker 1: hope you would never, even if you were sober, try
Speaker 1: to trade me for anything. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 1: I was just joking because I was so drunk and
Speaker 1: I've been so funny all night. Well you you pulled
Speaker 1: out your wallet and pulled out actual cash money. Well
Speaker 1: was there more than one to tako, because I'd like
Speaker 1: to think that I was. I was trying to get
Speaker 1: some for both of us. I don't know how much
Speaker 1: was in the bad. Does it really matter you tried
Speaker 1: to trade me for food? Okay, Well it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how much talk about there was. I'm sorry I tried
Speaker 1: to trade you. What if I probab never to do
Speaker 1: it again? Oh my god? Can you promise to never
Speaker 1: drink again? Because that was just atrocia your I'm just
Speaker 1: glad that I allowed myself to be vulnerable around you
Speaker 1: because how much I care. No, Look, the only reason
Speaker 1: why I got that drug is because I was so nervous,
Speaker 1: because I didn't expect you to be showing so much
Speaker 1: interested in me because you're so pretty. Oh uh no,
Speaker 1: you you were drinking so much because it was three
Speaker 1: dollars for three long a nice team. Oh those must
Speaker 1: have been dirty? Yeah, I mean I yeah, I appreciate
Speaker 1: a good deal, Aaron, I was nervous about talking to you.
Speaker 1: Also that, Danna, those are two very good statements that
Speaker 1: he came back with. Danna, you gotta give him that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, he's funny. I'm listen. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give it to you. Anthony. You're a funny guy
Speaker 1: and you're nice. But you were a lot cooler before
Speaker 1: you threw down all those drinks. I liked you before that,
Speaker 1: after that not so much. Well in that case, Danna,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Anthony again? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it, Danna. How about this going a date
Speaker 1: with ten o'clock me? Not one am? I think you
Speaker 1: should make it like seven thirty Anthony, from the sounds
Speaker 1: of it. If you go out with me again, I
Speaker 1: promise I won't drink on our next date. I won't
Speaker 1: drink on our next five dates. I want you to
Speaker 1: get to know me, the real meat. Sober me, all right,
Speaker 1: I won't keep for five days whatever, Dake, I won't
Speaker 1: do anything other than you. I don't think you wanted
Speaker 1: to say that. That's a weird statement, Anthony. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say though, That point is like
Speaker 1: I just wanted to spend I just wanted you to
Speaker 1: get to see the real me again, not club to me.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like that guy. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be that guy. What do you think, Dana? Would
Speaker 1: you go out with Anthony one more time? If you
Speaker 1: promises not to drink? Say yes, we've all had dumb
Speaker 1: drunk nights. Do it? Give him a second chance. I
Speaker 1: will go out with you again if you promise not
Speaker 1: to drink and you promise not to treat me for food.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Anthony? Can you do it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a deal. I could do it. I promise about
Speaker 1: to drink. Father is about to trade you for food?
Speaker 1: All right, then, yes, let's do it. Congratulations Anthony, you
Speaker 1: got your second date. Yeah, don't screw it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It wasn't nobody not you broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. The text in at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two says that girl's crazy. I would totally trade
Speaker 1: myself for some taco bell right now. Talking about today's
Speaker 1: second date update if you missed it, Anthony wanted to
Speaker 1: call Dianna. He wasn't sure why she wasn't calling him back.
Speaker 1: It turns out he got so hammered on Long Island
Speaker 1: iced teas that he was just a mess. And he
Speaker 1: was walking while she was kind of walking him home.
Speaker 1: But he said he was walking home and they ran
Speaker 1: across some kids who had taco bell and he actually
Speaker 1: tried to buy it from them and then offered to
Speaker 1: trade her for the food. And that was a big
Speaker 1: turn off. Yeah, probably also because they didn't do the
Speaker 1: trade like he got denied that too. But what said
Speaker 1: is the red flag should have been the Long Island
Speaker 1: iced teas. Anytime guys drinking just one of those on
Speaker 1: a date, you know something is going to go horribly wrong. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she decided I did to actually go out with him
Speaker 1: again just if he doesn't drink. Oh man, I don't
Speaker 1: know that's a good decision. Yeah, no, because at some point,
Speaker 1: even if they date longer, there's gonna be a Long
Speaker 1: Island iced teas involved again, and she's gonna have to babysit.
Speaker 1: And possibly be traded for food. Probably not a great idea,
Speaker 1: but they did decide to go out again. Remember if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date update, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back. Feeling