WEBVTT - Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders) 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.000 Oh you got you got kidney he got kidney problem. 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:06.520 We'll listen. We already got somebody in the house that 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:10.760 go on dial German Shepherd on dialeg So he went 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:14.040 to exactly he lives. He lives behind the safe play 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:28.640 now right here, that's Kroger's problem. My crop chips in 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:46.920 your mans are racists money stuff. I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.080 there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:54.040 to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.800 podcast where we died deep into the pockets and black 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:01.560 conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that herschel 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.880 Walker is what happens when you put Walter Payton in 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:09.560 the Lazarus pix and that motherfucker come back different. Yeah, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.080 you brought him back to life, But at what cost 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.280 is the question that we want to know. You know, 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:20.120 I hate that guy, herschel Walker. You're not You're not 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.840 a Rabbi herschel Walker fan. I hate the goal line stalker, 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.440 I hate I hate it all. The only thing he 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.160 ever did is get traded to build the Cowboys dynasty. Damn, 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.760 So you weren't even a fan back before he was 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.640 dancing like a monkey in front of people. You you, 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.240 I could feel it. I could feel it. You like, 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:44.440 this motherfucker go uh retire and act real different. Yeah, 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.679 I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.880 I called it from I called I called my shot, 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:52.760 Damn where you hold on? And I'm sorry, we haven't 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.480 even introduced ourselves. I'm your host, Lankston Kerman and I'm 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:02.000 David Bory. But but are you saying that from the 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.160 beginning of like pop Locking, Terry Crewise, you were like 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.280 this girl was like, he's not on my side. I 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:13.120 don't know why. I couldn't verbalize it. I didn't know, 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.400 but I felt Friday after next, Terry Crewise, you're telling 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.639 me you you had an instinct. I didn't. I didn't 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:22.680 think dam was on my side. I knew it. I 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:27.160 knew it. That's tough earlier that you might be psychic, 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:31.280 big dog. I don't know when, Terry. That's what I've 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:37.200 always said. Look, we we can't bullshit anymore about any 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:40.680 of these mega coons. We we have a we have 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:45.280 a wonderful guest today. She's she's phenomenal, she's so funny, 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:50.520 she She is a writer and actress of fucking hilarious comedian. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:52.680 You know her from her work on Life and Beth. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.000 You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanors, So funny. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:03:01.120 Give it up for our guests, miss Y'allmanika Sunder, thank you, 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:04.760 thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say? 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:09.200 What kind of coon? Mega coons? Mega coon? I called 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:13.920 them industrial strength groom coons. Oh I like that because yeah, 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.639 this this level to the coon edge, and so sometimes 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.960 you need you get that concentrated coon nigger. Yeah, you know, 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:26.320 just add water to get him going. He'll strength. Yeah, 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.120 it's that police grade coon. Yeah, you got to buy 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:34.360 it at costcro coon. I got that coon at the 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:40.680 restaurants supply store. Yeah yeah, I know a guy who 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:48.720 sells coons. Man. But you gotta be creative. Now you 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:53.120 say coon because Instagram, they you know, they can't have 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.280 the population that helps them keep keep the negroes in 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.720 check feeling bad about themselves. So you can get you 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.200 can band. If you say coon, you can get blocked 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.200 and all kinds of stuff. So you gotta say I 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:09.200 always say that thing that rhymes with boom, just to 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:14.360 throw them off the fit. Yeah, they can't. Instagram's little 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:19.240 algorithm can't figure out what that means. Everybody knows coons 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:28.160 are bad at rhyn and not. You heard it here first. Yeah, 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.920 were very excited that you're here with us today because 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.800 you came with a conspiracy theory that, uh, that is 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:37.240 oftentimes in this show, I think, and David, you you 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.200 can speak to this. Some of the conspiracy theories can 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.280 be devastating and jarring and make you feel sad and 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:48.680 yucky on the inside. Yeah, but this one, this is 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.680 one I would say, is the opposite of that. This 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:54.080 is a nice, feel good conspiracy theory that I I 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.360 don't think I see a lot of harm in It's 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:03.120 it's oh, well, I'm speaking way too soon. Absolutely. I 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:07.240 was like, oh, I'm starting with harm. Oh ship okay here. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.320 I was thinking we were gonna have a sweet episode. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.240 My mistake. No, you got y'all Monika here, What have 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:16.080 I ever been sweet? Listen? I wanted to see I 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:20.400 had in my heart, but you said, my mama told 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:31.400 me animals know when you're pregnant. Absolutely, first of all, 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:34.560 because the animals got to know when one of their 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:39.760 predators is about to arrive on Earth. That a petting zoo. 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:46.520 You would understand that kids are predators. Two animals you have, Yeah, 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.240 these petting zoos they try to have like, oh, the 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:51.560 petting zoo. What a petting zoo? And it's so in 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.239 the net and the petty. No, it should be called 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.880 the scraping zoo. It should be called a poking zoo. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:01.800 It's anything but petting. It's a you're two years old, yeah, 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:05.640 Antali probe and a pig. The pigs, I remember you forever. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:07.920 I mean, it's the worst thing. And so every now 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.599 one day. You ever noticed, like every now and then 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.440 every couple of years, like an animal just haul off 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:14.200 and chew the ship out of a four year old 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.760 and say that they just like they just be snatching 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:21.080 them out of nowhere. They're getting them back. Okay, but 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.640 you can confirm you've seen a child put a finger 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.360 in the in the pig. I used to I take 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.280 something at a petting view and I used to go 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.120 to this place that has a petting zoo. I go 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.160 just I shouldn't tell people, but whatever, I give them 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:35.760 a little pople see. I go to the Queen's County 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.679 Fair almost every year. I do the corn Maze because 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:46.840 I'm a I'm corny, so I love a good hay ride. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.800 I grew up. I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland, and 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.240 it was like a lot of foliage around and you 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.919 see the colors turn and so I'm a good I 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:58.400 love a hay ride. I love the apple picking, I 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:02.960 love the cider. I love pumpkin bread baking. I love 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.320 you know, the I'm a complete fall baby. Plus I 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:10.880 was born in November, so I'm a complete Fall Scorpio baby, 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.600 like everything about it, the Christmas all that. So you 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.880 have like a lot of petting zoos, and these kids 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.080 are they're the worst when it comes to these animals 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.720 that the parent, the parents just leaves the kid at 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:26.680 the petting area. You know, it's like and as if 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:30.080 the animal's gonna raise the kid. It's like to stay 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.600 there and watch and make sure that this kid that 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.600 you know, your kids stupid, too stupid to know. As 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.040 many times he said, don't turn the stove on. This 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.080 motherfucker's still gonna put his hands on the stove and 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.640 cook his damn hands up. You think he's not gonna 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.440 try to put his pinky finger in the ass of 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.800 a land You know what, I do think that, And 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.600 that's why I'm a bad parent. That's why I don't 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:55.520 have kids. Yeah. Wait, you're a bad parent without having kids. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:08:02.360 You just both. That's where I don't have children, because 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.040 I would leave him around the animal. I'd be like, 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.680 you're not gonna try to finger that donkey, And then 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:14.280 my kids, these kids, awhild listen, remember Disneyland, the alligator 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:17.200 chew that two year old up? Remember, and then they 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:21.239 was like, then come to find out, they was like, oh, 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:24.000 the man the alligator was in a man made link. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.520 So that means Disneyland didn't like the children either, because 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:30.240 they put an alligant in their kids up. So it's like, 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.960 you know, and and at some point when the alligator 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:35.840 started chewing up a two year old, you think at 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:38.440 some point he he had a moment with himself. He's like, oh, 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.240 this is a human kid. He didn't stop the process, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.280 nor did he spit him out. He continued to chew 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.439 up the kid. I'm telling you, they know what's going 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.000 on with these children, and one by one, every couple 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.240 of years, they're gonna reduce the child population by chewing 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.080 the funk up out of a two year old. Wow, Okay, 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.559 here's I will say that I went to the l 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:01.480 A County fair not too long ago, and they had 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:05.600 a turtle like a little like petting zoo of sorts 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.280 where they just put like three big tortoises out for 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.960 kids to like feel the shell and ship. Yeah, and 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.360 then the tortoists jump in there. And then that's why 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.080 they don't come out. They go in there and they 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:19.240 go give them some hardship where the animal can disappear. Yeah, 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:22.839 it truly they left it too open, and kids were 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.800 like picking up the fucking tortoises and moving them around 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.000 and like running with them, and it's like, no, this 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.640 is this is abuse. This is truly the holocaust for 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.360 these these fucking hard yips. Yeah, and they but see 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.840 the thing about it is they knew that the children 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:42.000 were violent, so instead of closing down pet and zoos, 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:47.560 they're gonna get them a harder pets to violence. Right, 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.920 it's not getting rid of the pet and zoos. Let's 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.280 give them something harder for them to try to violate. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.160 And then the tourtists gotta go inside his shell make 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:59.800 a couple of phone calls. It's like, and how many 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.120 of the tortoises had a damn some gang graffiti freight 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:08.480 on their back. You cannot leave children around pets. You 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.360 can only let children play with. It's things that can 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:18.600 fight back, dinosaurs. And I'm saying Tarantula's lying. You got 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.600 to like stop with the cute animals. Start giving these 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:26.200 niggas aggressive animals that's gonna fight back. Set them down 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.280 there with that pizza rats. See if that pizza rats around, 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.760 That's why you don't see little kids in New York 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.920 messing around like that, because they gotta funk with rats, 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.120 so they already respect the animal kingdom. It's these kids 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.640 that be living in Wyoming and ship like that, and 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.400 they got little bunny food food. You see how violent 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:51.400 that song is? Blop, I'm telling you a little white children. Yeah, 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:56.240 why are you popping him on the head? What kind 0:10:56.280 --> 0:11:00.160 of damn violence is this? And so and so you're 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.440 saying that they're instinct to be able to identify when 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:07.560 someone is pregnant, is merely them identifying their their greatest 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:12.360 predator approaching. Absolutely, they gotta know. They go, yeah, he 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.880 did you here? Like if you if you live in 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.880 Connecticut and you're living u one of them town homes, 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.360 you know the duplex if you call it, what's the 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.719 top in the bottom, and then Teresa. It lives at 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:30.200 fourth Sea, and Teresa's pregnant. I'm telling you, the pomeranian 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:34.800 that lives downstairs knows that Teresa is pregnant because he knows, 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.200 and about nine months is gonna be a little niggd 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.200 sitting next to him on the couch being introduced with 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.200 some tea and crumpets that he gonna have to get 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:47.120 familiar with. Yeah, because for those of you that didn't see, 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.120 David licked his finger and then put it in the 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:53.520 pretender asshole. So I don't want our listeners at home 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.040 to miss the goods, you know, Yeah, you gotta, you 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.680 gotta feel at all. I'm telling you I watched these 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:02.640 videos with the new boy baby and and and they 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.160 you know, I feel bad for these babies and the 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:08.800 dogs because like, especially with the dogs, the cats don't 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.080 give a funk about a new born baby coming because cats, like, 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:13.000 listen this, they can do two three things. I don't 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:14.720 like you. You're gonna win up one day and then 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.240 they're not gonna be here. Now. The dog, it's like, 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.600 who is this coming into my environment? And then they 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.880 instantly make the baby the master of the dog. It's like, 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.079 you know, it should be the other way round. The 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:31.080 dog been here, the baby need to listen to the dog. 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:35.560 The baby foods. Get the baby the dog. That's what 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:40.040 I'm saying. You got to get you a cat. I 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.560 just love the idea of this child being like, hey, mom, 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.360 can I go outside? And she's like, I don't know. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.959 You gotta ask the dog. And then this baby is 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:52.400 just now that now it's dog and baby dog over 0:12:52.440 --> 0:13:01.839 there going railroad. Well, y, you kept your promise. This 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.600 was not the innocuous cute thing that I thought that 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:09.040 we were gonna jump into, and improved me the wrong immediately. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.680 Good for you. We're gonna take a break. We'll be 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:25.080 back with more Yamanika Saunders and more. My mama told me, Lou, 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:33.920 you goddamn head smooth both. Yep, we're back. We're back 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.559 with more Yamanika Saunders, more of. My mama told me 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.440 David Boy is now fully in charge of the drops 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:46.960 and they have changed. They I'm getting that we're gonna 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:52.480 figure it out there. He's doing gorgeous work. They're unbelievably funny. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:57.559 We're still discussing the possibility that animals can not only 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.080 locate or or identify when someone pregnant, but are in 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:04.199 fact doing that as a way of arming themselves against 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.520 their their pending enemy. Can I say, and I just 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.800 want to say a little bit of history for my 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:14.840 past when this came up. I have so many not 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:18.760 so many. I have two different friends who this is 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.640 gonna get graphic before it gets better. They went and 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:26.000 got an abortion and they saw a dog immediately after. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.920 And two different women have told me the dog would 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:35.920 not quit sniffing their pussy post abortion. Wow. Yeah, different. 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.280 Two different women have told me, wasn't two white women, 0:14:38.320 --> 0:15:00.880 because you know, sometimes white women leave stuff behind sides. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:06.600 I don't know. You just maybe realize I don't know 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:08.760 how abortions were because you said that, And I was like, 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:15.360 maybe they do. It's one Hispanic woman and one white woman, 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.320 so maybe maybe they left it behind. But they said 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.000 both of them, I went and got an abortion, came 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:27.840 to see a dog blowing up my pussy. Whoa and 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:30.840 so and so in theory, this is the dog. Now 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:32.880 knowing that, I think the dog is like it's like 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.840 when you see a ghost where you're like, oh, shoot, 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:41.960 I got not ghost. Yeah, it's a baby pussy ghost. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:47.040 I think it's what the dog like, they the vortex 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.960 of the pussy. Maybe it's a portal. I mean where else? 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.720 I mean we're gonna go there Where else would a 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:56.360 baby ghost go? It's only been one place. That's that's 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.600 saying they would not imagine a world outside of it. 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.840 I can't believe. I'm not high just now. That made 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:06.200 me have a high moment. Where else would the baby go? 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:10.200 Has only been one place? Is facts? Think about it? 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.280 Think about it. Wouldn't know to go to China to 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.160 check out the wall. It's like I've been in this 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:26.480 pussy I'm not leaving. Oh wow, Wow, I don't know. Wow. 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.520 My mind's blown mine too, because now I'm worried that 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:34.720 there's a lot of ladies walking around with baby pussy girls. Listen, 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:41.880 some of these ladies, they got ten twelve paces everywhere. Yeah, 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:45.440 and that's why it's important to choose the right one, right. Yeah, 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:50.840 you got a ghost nursery and your pussy baby all 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:54.720 different kinds. You got an Asian one and then everyone. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:58.160 And that's why the Infanel, remember when the Infanel went bad? 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.400 Because all these ghosts baby, these out here hovering around 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.920 the pussy saying we don't want no more INFAMOUM. What 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.639 I worry about the ghost babies hovering around the pussy 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.399 is are they fouling? Shut up? Are they like I 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.920 don't want any brothers and sisters? Or do they want more? 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:15.280 That's what I want to know. Oh that, like the 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:21.240 they're forcing eggs and and and nut together to make more. Well, 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:23.399 like you know how when you hear about a ghost 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:27.720 in a house and it's like slamming doors and shaking 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:31.000 windows to get you out of the house to go 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:32.960 just like I don't want you to be at my 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:41.240 house anymore. It's busy on its own. Babies, I would 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:44.560 imagine that they probably sit around like at the Kentucky 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:48.720 Kentucky Derby and they watched the race of the sperms 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.800 trying to egg right, and then the place in their 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:55.640 beds or who will make it right? Because once again 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.560 there yeah, because once again that baby has never been anywhere. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.360 That's the exciting thing going on the pussy, right, it's 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:06.040 the race to I mean got to be every now 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:12.240 and then there's visit to the ball. You know, they're 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.159 just like, oh, wouldn't it is a new dick. Now 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.800 she wants to stop messing with with Ricky because I 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.960 see it's the chaff is a little light of this time, 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:24.520 it's coming more towards me than it was before, is it. Oh, 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:28.360 it's inside the pussy I think so. Well, it could 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.640 be hovering around. I'm sure it could be everywhere. Yeah, 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:32.960 I thought it was. I imagine finding out out front 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:36.600 like a seven eleven parking lot. Are you just like 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.960 you mean, like a corner store, baby, Yeah, Like it's 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:44.879 smoking black and miles outside the pussy Chick trying to 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:49.600 get a quarter from everybody where you from, little nigga. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:55.280 Are you gonna have any change when you come back out? Yeah? 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:57.440 We we we over here. We live over by the 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:06.040 Filopian teams. The team. Well, this defeated the purpose of 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:11.160 even having the topic today. Now that is I mean, 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.680 there's a there's no reason to try to debunk it. 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:19.199 It's true. Animals are very smart. That's that's the energy 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:24.440 I like on this podcast. It's true, and and animals 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:27.080 are intuitive. They have to live on a set listen. 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:32.560 Animals have to be very aware because their environment is 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:36.640 the outside. Plus, especially for dogs. Do you know how 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:40.639 many dogs every day have to dodge a lonely white 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:43.360 woman trying to bring him into our house and put 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.800 him in an outfit. They gotta be able to dodge 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:51.240 that ship. They gotta go up Discovery Channel one night 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:54.440 and this dog ran away thirteen times when this lady 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.560 named Murg and he said, oh, when the dog keep 0:19:57.640 --> 0:19:59.280 running the way? She said, I don't know what the dog. 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:01.239 We love him so much. I said, you don't want 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:06.920 to be over there with that's that's a scary that's 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:09.200 the scary world. Like one false move and you could 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:14.000 be a white lady's baby. You're donna live well. But 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:15.800 she's not gonna be comfortable cause they're gonna put you 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.480 in every outfit knowing the man. Yeah, they're gonna take 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:20.439 you on airplanes. That's not what you're supposed to be, 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:22.800 and they're gonna turn on you when you fuck up. 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:27.720 Oh boy, in my last flight, she had a cat 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:31.159 that's the cage on the plane, and she walked to 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.760 the bathroom with a nig on her shoulder. I said, 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:38.359 white women are undefeated in the training animals to be 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:43.239 an inconvenience game. Well, here's my problem with that is 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.880 there are air marshals on every flight. Why don't they 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.959 get involved, Like why isn't that the point where like 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:53.920 a police officer, because this is against the law, Like 0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:56.720 what's the law? There's no law you can't do do 0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:59.879 with the cat. Yeah, but see that's the thing. It's 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:02.159 not but it should be. Well, I was concerned for 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:06.040 the cat. We girls need thirty five thousand dollars miles 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:08.680 up in the feet in the air, and you got 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:10.920 this damn cat. The cat was looking around like what 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:14.199 the what the want? Because cat couldn't even And then 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:17.800 what was even worse is that she was the first class. 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:19.639 I was in Delta one. So the cat was up 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:24.560 when he realized he wasn't even in the premium premium Like, 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:26.600 bet you didn't get me a Delta one ticket. Bit 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:31.320 you got me back here first class. I was first class. 0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:35.479 I'm just minding one of my nine lines up here 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:37.240 in this plane for you don't have me an economy 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:40.280 plus this. I mean, I feel like what we're all 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:42.360 saying here is that white women need to be put 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:47.120 on the terrorism list. I think people when it comes 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:50.480 especially when it comes to animals. You did you see 0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:54.320 the white woman breastfeed in the lamb? I hope you 0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:58.680 send me a link. I need somebody to send me 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:02.240 a link. Yeah, to look forward to send you. But 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:04.720 but listen, you got you get the good with the 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:07.359 bad because some of the best pet parents I know 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:10.280 a white woman, because they will, you know, black people 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:12.280 when shoot as our animals get to the point where 0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:14.160 you know, not me. I spent a lot of money 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:16.800 on on my baby before before he passed. He had cans. 0:22:16.880 --> 0:22:19.200 I did everything I couldn't keep him alive. But you know, 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:21.879 back in the day, black people, you still like the 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:25.960 animal get one little problem. We put them right outside saying, well, 0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:40.600 you know nat, Yeah, it's the lord's problem. Now, okay, 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:43.200 let me run some of this research by you, because 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:47.040 I I imagine it's only gonna Yeah, I did research 0:22:47.119 --> 0:22:49.720 for this ship. Okay, let me put my smart hat 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:52.720 on now. Honestly it's not it's not that smart, but 0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:57.359 I do google searches and then ill, I'm excited. I 0:22:57.359 --> 0:22:59.080 want to see when you came up with. So it 0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:01.720 turns out that what you're suggesting is not as far 0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:03.920 fetched an idea as you would think. They say that 0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:07.480 dogs and cats have both demonstrated the ability to recognize 0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:12.000 early pregnancy, sometimes even before the pregnant person has confirmed 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:15.920 they are pregnant. Although in cats in particular, they seem 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:19.560 to be the best pregnancy detectives. They're they're the closest 0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:23.240 to like a good detective for the ship. M That's 0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:25.720 how I found I had fertility issues because my cats 0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:51.240 never come around me at all. Broken. Ain't nothing over 0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:56.320 there I need to see. So one of the essential 0:23:56.480 --> 0:24:00.280 tools for detection, apparently is because of their sense of smell. 0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:03.800 That like, when a person becomes pregnant, your body begins 0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:09.240 producing more progesterone, estrogen and human you know, one of 0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:13.600 these h CG is what it's called hormone, which subsequently 0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:17.200 changes your your personal scent and alerts the animal of 0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:21.760 your pregnancy. So does that And this is another personal story. 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:29.600 I knew a guy shout out, shout, you know, this 0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:31.520 is a man. This is this is a man. This 0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:34.520 is a man. He used to claim that he could 0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:39.080 smell when a woman was on her period. Yeah, he 0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:41.399 would say he could smell it sometimes, like we'd be 0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:43.320 in a we get out of a car with somebody, 0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:45.159 be like, man, I could smell shoes on her period. 0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:48.680 Is there a possibility that, like you know, with the 0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:53.120 proper training that I could. I could know. First of all, 0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:55.919 you don't want to. I mean either he was smelling 0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:58.800 chicks on a period or somebody loft some rusty coins 0:24:58.840 --> 0:25:03.560 and the cup hold. Yeah, I thought, it's like, but also, 0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:06.280 who out here trying to he need a resprainer order? 0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:10.760 If you're that close to me, It wasn't I want 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.119 to let it be. I don't want to play my 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:14.959 man now. It wasn't like there's no way to make 0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:17.280 it you're trying to. He wasn't going down, he wasn't 0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:20.320 sniffing like her chair. It was like he would just 0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.720 be sitting next to someone and he claimed he could 0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:24.920 he could smell. Well, you should have told him he 0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:26.879 needs to go too. Being an O B G Y 0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:30.240 N if he got that kind of still desert wherever 0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:32.400 he is, he needed, he needed to be the next 0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:37.679