Speaker 1: Oh you got you got kidney he got kidney problem.
Speaker 1: We'll listen. We already got somebody in the house that
Speaker 1: go on dial German Shepherd on dialeg So he went
Speaker 1: to exactly he lives. He lives behind the safe play
Speaker 1: now right here, that's Kroger's problem. My crop chips in
Speaker 1: your mans are racists money stuff. I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we died deep into the pockets and black
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that herschel
Speaker 1: Walker is what happens when you put Walter Payton in
Speaker 1: the Lazarus pix and that motherfucker come back different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you brought him back to life, But at what cost
Speaker 1: is the question that we want to know. You know,
Speaker 1: I hate that guy, herschel Walker. You're not You're not
Speaker 1: a Rabbi herschel Walker fan. I hate the goal line stalker,
Speaker 1: I hate I hate it all. The only thing he
Speaker 1: ever did is get traded to build the Cowboys dynasty. Damn,
Speaker 1: So you weren't even a fan back before he was
Speaker 1: dancing like a monkey in front of people. You you,
Speaker 1: I could feel it. I could feel it. You like,
Speaker 1: this motherfucker go uh retire and act real different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews.
Speaker 1: I called it from I called I called my shot,
Speaker 1: Damn where you hold on? And I'm sorry, we haven't
Speaker 1: even introduced ourselves. I'm your host, Lankston Kerman and I'm
Speaker 1: David Bory. But but are you saying that from the
Speaker 1: beginning of like pop Locking, Terry Crewise, you were like
Speaker 1: this girl was like, he's not on my side. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I couldn't verbalize it. I didn't know,
Speaker 1: but I felt Friday after next, Terry Crewise, you're telling
Speaker 1: me you you had an instinct. I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: think dam was on my side. I knew it. I
Speaker 1: knew it. That's tough earlier that you might be psychic,
Speaker 1: big dog. I don't know when, Terry. That's what I've
Speaker 1: always said. Look, we we can't bullshit anymore about any
Speaker 1: of these mega coons. We we have a we have
Speaker 1: a wonderful guest today. She's she's phenomenal, she's so funny,
Speaker 1: she She is a writer and actress of fucking hilarious comedian.
Speaker 1: You know her from her work on Life and Beth.
Speaker 1: You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanors, So funny.
Speaker 1: Give it up for our guests, miss Y'allmanika Sunder, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say?
Speaker 1: What kind of coon? Mega coons? Mega coon? I called
Speaker 1: them industrial strength groom coons. Oh I like that because yeah,
Speaker 1: this this level to the coon edge, and so sometimes
Speaker 1: you need you get that concentrated coon nigger. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: just add water to get him going. He'll strength. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that police grade coon. Yeah, you got to buy
Speaker 1: it at costcro coon. I got that coon at the
Speaker 1: restaurants supply store. Yeah yeah, I know a guy who
Speaker 1: sells coons. Man. But you gotta be creative. Now you
Speaker 1: say coon because Instagram, they you know, they can't have
Speaker 1: the population that helps them keep keep the negroes in
Speaker 1: check feeling bad about themselves. So you can get you
Speaker 1: can band. If you say coon, you can get blocked
Speaker 1: and all kinds of stuff. So you gotta say I
Speaker 1: always say that thing that rhymes with boom, just to
Speaker 1: throw them off the fit. Yeah, they can't. Instagram's little
Speaker 1: algorithm can't figure out what that means. Everybody knows coons
Speaker 1: are bad at rhyn and not. You heard it here first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were very excited that you're here with us today because
Speaker 1: you came with a conspiracy theory that, uh, that is
Speaker 1: oftentimes in this show, I think, and David, you you
Speaker 1: can speak to this. Some of the conspiracy theories can
Speaker 1: be devastating and jarring and make you feel sad and
Speaker 1: yucky on the inside. Yeah, but this one, this is
Speaker 1: one I would say, is the opposite of that. This
Speaker 1: is a nice, feel good conspiracy theory that I I
Speaker 1: don't think I see a lot of harm in It's
Speaker 1: it's oh, well, I'm speaking way too soon. Absolutely. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm starting with harm. Oh ship okay here.
Speaker 1: I was thinking we were gonna have a sweet episode.
Speaker 1: My mistake. No, you got y'all Monika here, What have
Speaker 1: I ever been sweet? Listen? I wanted to see I
Speaker 1: had in my heart, but you said, my mama told
Speaker 1: me animals know when you're pregnant. Absolutely, first of all,
Speaker 1: because the animals got to know when one of their
Speaker 1: predators is about to arrive on Earth. That a petting zoo.
Speaker 1: You would understand that kids are predators. Two animals you have, Yeah,
Speaker 1: these petting zoos they try to have like, oh, the
Speaker 1: petting zoo. What a petting zoo? And it's so in
Speaker 1: the net and the petty. No, it should be called
Speaker 1: the scraping zoo. It should be called a poking zoo.
Speaker 1: It's anything but petting. It's a you're two years old, yeah,
Speaker 1: Antali probe and a pig. The pigs, I remember you forever.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the worst thing. And so every now
Speaker 1: one day. You ever noticed, like every now and then
Speaker 1: every couple of years, like an animal just haul off
Speaker 1: and chew the ship out of a four year old
Speaker 1: and say that they just like they just be snatching
Speaker 1: them out of nowhere. They're getting them back. Okay, but
Speaker 1: you can confirm you've seen a child put a finger
Speaker 1: in the in the pig. I used to I take
Speaker 1: something at a petting view and I used to go
Speaker 1: to this place that has a petting zoo. I go
Speaker 1: just I shouldn't tell people, but whatever, I give them
Speaker 1: a little pople see. I go to the Queen's County
Speaker 1: Fair almost every year. I do the corn Maze because
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm corny, so I love a good hay ride.
Speaker 1: I grew up. I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland, and
Speaker 1: it was like a lot of foliage around and you
Speaker 1: see the colors turn and so I'm a good I
Speaker 1: love a hay ride. I love the apple picking, I
Speaker 1: love the cider. I love pumpkin bread baking. I love
Speaker 1: you know, the I'm a complete fall baby. Plus I
Speaker 1: was born in November, so I'm a complete Fall Scorpio baby,
Speaker 1: like everything about it, the Christmas all that. So you
Speaker 1: have like a lot of petting zoos, and these kids
Speaker 1: are they're the worst when it comes to these animals
Speaker 1: that the parent, the parents just leaves the kid at
Speaker 1: the petting area. You know, it's like and as if
Speaker 1: the animal's gonna raise the kid. It's like to stay
Speaker 1: there and watch and make sure that this kid that
Speaker 1: you know, your kids stupid, too stupid to know. As
Speaker 1: many times he said, don't turn the stove on. This
Speaker 1: motherfucker's still gonna put his hands on the stove and
Speaker 1: cook his damn hands up. You think he's not gonna
Speaker 1: try to put his pinky finger in the ass of
Speaker 1: a land You know what, I do think that, And
Speaker 1: that's why I'm a bad parent. That's why I don't
Speaker 1: have kids. Yeah. Wait, you're a bad parent without having kids.
Speaker 1: You just both. That's where I don't have children, because
Speaker 1: I would leave him around the animal. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna try to finger that donkey, And then
Speaker 1: my kids, these kids, awhild listen, remember Disneyland, the alligator
Speaker 1: chew that two year old up? Remember, and then they
Speaker 1: was like, then come to find out, they was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the man the alligator was in a man made link.
Speaker 1: So that means Disneyland didn't like the children either, because
Speaker 1: they put an alligant in their kids up. So it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, and and at some point when the alligator
Speaker 1: started chewing up a two year old, you think at
Speaker 1: some point he he had a moment with himself. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a human kid. He didn't stop the process,
Speaker 1: nor did he spit him out. He continued to chew
Speaker 1: up the kid. I'm telling you, they know what's going
Speaker 1: on with these children, and one by one, every couple
Speaker 1: of years, they're gonna reduce the child population by chewing
Speaker 1: the funk up out of a two year old. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's I will say that I went to the l
Speaker 1: A County fair not too long ago, and they had
Speaker 1: a turtle like a little like petting zoo of sorts
Speaker 1: where they just put like three big tortoises out for
Speaker 1: kids to like feel the shell and ship. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then the tortoists jump in there. And then that's why
Speaker 1: they don't come out. They go in there and they
Speaker 1: go give them some hardship where the animal can disappear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it truly they left it too open, and kids were
Speaker 1: like picking up the fucking tortoises and moving them around
Speaker 1: and like running with them, and it's like, no, this
Speaker 1: is this is abuse. This is truly the holocaust for
Speaker 1: these these fucking hard yips. Yeah, and they but see
Speaker 1: the thing about it is they knew that the children
Speaker 1: were violent, so instead of closing down pet and zoos,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get them a harder pets to violence. Right,
Speaker 1: it's not getting rid of the pet and zoos. Let's
Speaker 1: give them something harder for them to try to violate.
Speaker 1: And then the tourtists gotta go inside his shell make
Speaker 1: a couple of phone calls. It's like, and how many
Speaker 1: of the tortoises had a damn some gang graffiti freight
Speaker 1: on their back. You cannot leave children around pets. You
Speaker 1: can only let children play with. It's things that can
Speaker 1: fight back, dinosaurs. And I'm saying Tarantula's lying. You got
Speaker 1: to like stop with the cute animals. Start giving these
Speaker 1: niggas aggressive animals that's gonna fight back. Set them down
Speaker 1: there with that pizza rats. See if that pizza rats around,
Speaker 1: That's why you don't see little kids in New York
Speaker 1: messing around like that, because they gotta funk with rats,
Speaker 1: so they already respect the animal kingdom. It's these kids
Speaker 1: that be living in Wyoming and ship like that, and
Speaker 1: they got little bunny food food. You see how violent
Speaker 1: that song is? Blop, I'm telling you a little white children. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you popping him on the head? What kind
Speaker 1: of damn violence is this? And so and so you're
Speaker 1: saying that they're instinct to be able to identify when
Speaker 1: someone is pregnant, is merely them identifying their their greatest
Speaker 1: predator approaching. Absolutely, they gotta know. They go, yeah, he
Speaker 1: did you here? Like if you if you live in
Speaker 1: Connecticut and you're living u one of them town homes,
Speaker 1: you know the duplex if you call it, what's the
Speaker 1: top in the bottom, and then Teresa. It lives at
Speaker 1: fourth Sea, and Teresa's pregnant. I'm telling you, the pomeranian
Speaker 1: that lives downstairs knows that Teresa is pregnant because he knows,
Speaker 1: and about nine months is gonna be a little niggd
Speaker 1: sitting next to him on the couch being introduced with
Speaker 1: some tea and crumpets that he gonna have to get
Speaker 1: familiar with. Yeah, because for those of you that didn't see,
Speaker 1: David licked his finger and then put it in the
Speaker 1: pretender asshole. So I don't want our listeners at home
Speaker 1: to miss the goods, you know, Yeah, you gotta, you
Speaker 1: gotta feel at all. I'm telling you I watched these
Speaker 1: videos with the new boy baby and and and they
Speaker 1: you know, I feel bad for these babies and the
Speaker 1: dogs because like, especially with the dogs, the cats don't
Speaker 1: give a funk about a new born baby coming because cats, like,
Speaker 1: listen this, they can do two three things. I don't
Speaker 1: like you. You're gonna win up one day and then
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be here. Now. The dog, it's like,
Speaker 1: who is this coming into my environment? And then they
Speaker 1: instantly make the baby the master of the dog. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it should be the other way round. The
Speaker 1: dog been here, the baby need to listen to the dog.
Speaker 1: The baby foods. Get the baby the dog. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You got to get you a cat. I
Speaker 1: just love the idea of this child being like, hey, mom,
Speaker 1: can I go outside? And she's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You gotta ask the dog. And then this baby is
Speaker 1: just now that now it's dog and baby dog over
Speaker 1: there going railroad. Well, y, you kept your promise. This
Speaker 1: was not the innocuous cute thing that I thought that
Speaker 1: we were gonna jump into, and improved me the wrong immediately.
Speaker 1: Good for you. We're gonna take a break. We'll be
Speaker 1: back with more Yamanika Saunders and more. My mama told me, Lou,
Speaker 1: you goddamn head smooth both. Yep, we're back. We're back
Speaker 1: with more Yamanika Saunders, more of. My mama told me
Speaker 1: David Boy is now fully in charge of the drops
Speaker 1: and they have changed. They I'm getting that we're gonna
Speaker 1: figure it out there. He's doing gorgeous work. They're unbelievably funny.
Speaker 1: We're still discussing the possibility that animals can not only
Speaker 1: locate or or identify when someone pregnant, but are in
Speaker 1: fact doing that as a way of arming themselves against
Speaker 1: their their pending enemy. Can I say, and I just
Speaker 1: want to say a little bit of history for my
Speaker 1: past when this came up. I have so many not
Speaker 1: so many. I have two different friends who this is
Speaker 1: gonna get graphic before it gets better. They went and
Speaker 1: got an abortion and they saw a dog immediately after.
Speaker 1: And two different women have told me the dog would
Speaker 1: not quit sniffing their pussy post abortion. Wow. Yeah, different.
Speaker 1: Two different women have told me, wasn't two white women,
Speaker 1: because you know, sometimes white women leave stuff behind sides.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You just maybe realize I don't know
Speaker 1: how abortions were because you said that, And I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe they do. It's one Hispanic woman and one white woman,
Speaker 1: so maybe maybe they left it behind. But they said
Speaker 1: both of them, I went and got an abortion, came
Speaker 1: to see a dog blowing up my pussy. Whoa and
Speaker 1: so and so in theory, this is the dog. Now
Speaker 1: knowing that, I think the dog is like it's like
Speaker 1: when you see a ghost where you're like, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: I got not ghost. Yeah, it's a baby pussy ghost.
Speaker 1: I think it's what the dog like, they the vortex
Speaker 1: of the pussy. Maybe it's a portal. I mean where else?
Speaker 1: I mean we're gonna go there Where else would a
Speaker 1: baby ghost go? It's only been one place. That's that's
Speaker 1: saying they would not imagine a world outside of it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I'm not high just now. That made
Speaker 1: me have a high moment. Where else would the baby go?
Speaker 1: Has only been one place? Is facts? Think about it?
Speaker 1: Think about it. Wouldn't know to go to China to
Speaker 1: check out the wall. It's like I've been in this
Speaker 1: pussy I'm not leaving. Oh wow, Wow, I don't know. Wow.
Speaker 1: My mind's blown mine too, because now I'm worried that
Speaker 1: there's a lot of ladies walking around with baby pussy girls. Listen,
Speaker 1: some of these ladies, they got ten twelve paces everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's why it's important to choose the right one, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a ghost nursery and your pussy baby all
Speaker 1: different kinds. You got an Asian one and then everyone.
Speaker 1: And that's why the Infanel, remember when the Infanel went bad?
Speaker 1: Because all these ghosts baby, these out here hovering around
Speaker 1: the pussy saying we don't want no more INFAMOUM. What
Speaker 1: I worry about the ghost babies hovering around the pussy
Speaker 1: is are they fouling? Shut up? Are they like I
Speaker 1: don't want any brothers and sisters? Or do they want more?
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. Oh that, like the
Speaker 1: they're forcing eggs and and and nut together to make more. Well,
Speaker 1: like you know how when you hear about a ghost
Speaker 1: in a house and it's like slamming doors and shaking
Speaker 1: windows to get you out of the house to go
Speaker 1: just like I don't want you to be at my
Speaker 1: house anymore. It's busy on its own. Babies, I would
Speaker 1: imagine that they probably sit around like at the Kentucky
Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby and they watched the race of the sperms
Speaker 1: trying to egg right, and then the place in their
Speaker 1: beds or who will make it right? Because once again
Speaker 1: there yeah, because once again that baby has never been anywhere.
Speaker 1: That's the exciting thing going on the pussy, right, it's
Speaker 1: the race to I mean got to be every now
Speaker 1: and then there's visit to the ball. You know, they're
Speaker 1: just like, oh, wouldn't it is a new dick. Now
Speaker 1: she wants to stop messing with with Ricky because I
Speaker 1: see it's the chaff is a little light of this time,
Speaker 1: it's coming more towards me than it was before, is it. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's inside the pussy I think so. Well, it could
Speaker 1: be hovering around. I'm sure it could be everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I imagine finding out out front
Speaker 1: like a seven eleven parking lot. Are you just like
Speaker 1: you mean, like a corner store, baby, Yeah, Like it's
Speaker 1: smoking black and miles outside the pussy Chick trying to
Speaker 1: get a quarter from everybody where you from, little nigga.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have any change when you come back out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We we we over here. We live over by the
Speaker 1: Filopian teams. The team. Well, this defeated the purpose of
Speaker 1: even having the topic today. Now that is I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a there's no reason to try to debunk it.
Speaker 1: It's true. Animals are very smart. That's that's the energy
Speaker 1: I like on this podcast. It's true, and and animals
Speaker 1: are intuitive. They have to live on a set listen.
Speaker 1: Animals have to be very aware because their environment is
Speaker 1: the outside. Plus, especially for dogs. Do you know how
Speaker 1: many dogs every day have to dodge a lonely white
Speaker 1: woman trying to bring him into our house and put
Speaker 1: him in an outfit. They gotta be able to dodge
Speaker 1: that ship. They gotta go up Discovery Channel one night
Speaker 1: and this dog ran away thirteen times when this lady
Speaker 1: named Murg and he said, oh, when the dog keep
Speaker 1: running the way? She said, I don't know what the dog.
Speaker 1: We love him so much. I said, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be over there with that's that's a scary that's
Speaker 1: the scary world. Like one false move and you could
Speaker 1: be a white lady's baby. You're donna live well. But
Speaker 1: she's not gonna be comfortable cause they're gonna put you
Speaker 1: in every outfit knowing the man. Yeah, they're gonna take
Speaker 1: you on airplanes. That's not what you're supposed to be,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna turn on you when you fuck up.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, in my last flight, she had a cat
Speaker 1: that's the cage on the plane, and she walked to
Speaker 1: the bathroom with a nig on her shoulder. I said,
Speaker 1: white women are undefeated in the training animals to be
Speaker 1: an inconvenience game. Well, here's my problem with that is
Speaker 1: there are air marshals on every flight. Why don't they
Speaker 1: get involved, Like why isn't that the point where like
Speaker 1: a police officer, because this is against the law, Like
Speaker 1: what's the law? There's no law you can't do do
Speaker 1: with the cat. Yeah, but see that's the thing. It's
Speaker 1: not but it should be. Well, I was concerned for
Speaker 1: the cat. We girls need thirty five thousand dollars miles
Speaker 1: up in the feet in the air, and you got
Speaker 1: this damn cat. The cat was looking around like what
Speaker 1: the what the want? Because cat couldn't even And then
Speaker 1: what was even worse is that she was the first class.
Speaker 1: I was in Delta one. So the cat was up
Speaker 1: when he realized he wasn't even in the premium premium Like,
Speaker 1: bet you didn't get me a Delta one ticket. Bit
Speaker 1: you got me back here first class. I was first class.
Speaker 1: I'm just minding one of my nine lines up here
Speaker 1: in this plane for you don't have me an economy
Speaker 1: plus this. I mean, I feel like what we're all
Speaker 1: saying here is that white women need to be put
Speaker 1: on the terrorism list. I think people when it comes
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to animals. You did you see
Speaker 1: the white woman breastfeed in the lamb? I hope you
Speaker 1: send me a link. I need somebody to send me
Speaker 1: a link. Yeah, to look forward to send you. But
Speaker 1: but listen, you got you get the good with the
Speaker 1: bad because some of the best pet parents I know
Speaker 1: a white woman, because they will, you know, black people
Speaker 1: when shoot as our animals get to the point where
Speaker 1: you know, not me. I spent a lot of money
Speaker 1: on on my baby before before he passed. He had cans.
Speaker 1: I did everything I couldn't keep him alive. But you know,
Speaker 1: back in the day, black people, you still like the
Speaker 1: animal get one little problem. We put them right outside saying, well,
Speaker 1: you know nat, Yeah, it's the lord's problem. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: let me run some of this research by you, because
Speaker 1: I I imagine it's only gonna Yeah, I did research
Speaker 1: for this ship. Okay, let me put my smart hat
Speaker 1: on now. Honestly it's not it's not that smart, but
Speaker 1: I do google searches and then ill, I'm excited. I
Speaker 1: want to see when you came up with. So it
Speaker 1: turns out that what you're suggesting is not as far
Speaker 1: fetched an idea as you would think. They say that
Speaker 1: dogs and cats have both demonstrated the ability to recognize
Speaker 1: early pregnancy, sometimes even before the pregnant person has confirmed
Speaker 1: they are pregnant. Although in cats in particular, they seem
Speaker 1: to be the best pregnancy detectives. They're they're the closest
Speaker 1: to like a good detective for the ship. M That's
Speaker 1: how I found I had fertility issues because my cats
Speaker 1: never come around me at all. Broken. Ain't nothing over
Speaker 1: there I need to see. So one of the essential
Speaker 1: tools for detection, apparently is because of their sense of smell.
Speaker 1: That like, when a person becomes pregnant, your body begins
Speaker 1: producing more progesterone, estrogen and human you know, one of
Speaker 1: these h CG is what it's called hormone, which subsequently
Speaker 1: changes your your personal scent and alerts the animal of
Speaker 1: your pregnancy. So does that And this is another personal story.
Speaker 1: I knew a guy shout out, shout, you know, this
Speaker 1: is a man. This is this is a man. This
Speaker 1: is a man. He used to claim that he could
Speaker 1: smell when a woman was on her period. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: would say he could smell it sometimes, like we'd be
Speaker 1: in a we get out of a car with somebody,
Speaker 1: be like, man, I could smell shoes on her period.
Speaker 1: Is there a possibility that, like you know, with the
Speaker 1: proper training that I could. I could know. First of all,
Speaker 1: you don't want to. I mean either he was smelling
Speaker 1: chicks on a period or somebody loft some rusty coins
Speaker 1: and the cup hold. Yeah, I thought, it's like, but also,
Speaker 1: who out here trying to he need a resprainer order?
Speaker 1: If you're that close to me, It wasn't I want
Speaker 1: to let it be. I don't want to play my
Speaker 1: man now. It wasn't like there's no way to make
Speaker 1: it you're trying to. He wasn't going down, he wasn't
Speaker 1: sniffing like her chair. It was like he would just
Speaker 1: be sitting next to someone and he claimed he could
Speaker 1: he could smell. Well, you should have told him he
Speaker 1: needs to go too. Being an O B G Y
Speaker 1: N if he got that kind of still desert wherever
Speaker 1: he is, he needed, he needed to be the next
Speaker 1: doctor he clicked hospital. I'm just trying to learn from myself.
Speaker 1: I just want a situation where I don't have to
Speaker 1: be buying playing b Like if I don't know that
Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to acquire this superpower? Yeah, post
Speaker 1: uh menopausal, that's what I heard. Yeah, these older women
Speaker 1: now look at me. Why keep that ship together. I
Speaker 1: don't mind if they don't keep it together. Quite frankly, yeah,
Speaker 1: now and then we got to talk. Now, you let
Speaker 1: the bitch go and lose her. Looks you. Every woman
Speaker 1: gonna be after you because we tired numbers on the board, Baby,
Speaker 1: numbers on the board. Baby need some number ones on
Speaker 1: the board. We gonna we're gonna take you to the
Speaker 1: Essence Festival and have you go to the on the day.
Speaker 1: And they ain't nothing but a bunch of old black
Speaker 1: bitches over there, so or stay older. I think if
Speaker 1: I went to Essence Fest, I could lie and say,
Speaker 1: I go through Taragi's acceptance speech. I'm nobody special. I'm
Speaker 1: nobody's special. I mean I did I did right, I
Speaker 1: worked on a bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like w
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well girl, let me go out. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: this young man, he said something was right with me.
Speaker 1: That's black girl, old girl, right, okay girl, yeah honey.
Speaker 1: And they they're gonna dip that thing on hard too.
Speaker 1: She gonna get you some extra strokes. And that's the
Speaker 1: exact right person to be writing for. Because Taragi tell
Speaker 1: it like it is, you know what I mean. She
Speaker 1: is cued into the way that these niggas need to
Speaker 1: hear it, and she got it so much. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: but animals, but let's just say this real quick. Animals
Speaker 1: do because like my cats, they have a sensitivity with
Speaker 1: they can hear. Their sense ear sensitivity is thirty times
Speaker 1: stronger than the humans. So a lot of times they
Speaker 1: there's a difference. They know when I'm coming off the
Speaker 1: elevator to get to my apartment versus when somebody else
Speaker 1: is coming to the door, when a delivery person is coming.
Speaker 1: I watched them act differently in a bunch of different situations.
Speaker 1: So they're already very cute in to to the environment,
Speaker 1: and especially when the environment isn't closed because any changes
Speaker 1: to that dynamic. Even just relationships, you know when when
Speaker 1: when a cat or a dog is with maybe a
Speaker 1: single woman and then she gets into a relationship, they
Speaker 1: have to get a tune to their partners. I've watched
Speaker 1: my cats judge my exes, you know, be close to some,
Speaker 1: be nervous of others. You know, I go off of
Speaker 1: their vibe to see who I should and should not
Speaker 1: trust in my home. Were they are they correct? Usually? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Every time. Then my cat Brooklyn, when he gets involved,
Speaker 1: he's never been wrong about a person. And then my
Speaker 1: new cat, Richard Prior, he's somebody that doesn't come out
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he's so cute, he doesn't come out
Speaker 1: at all. Name. Oh he's the best. Richard. Probably Sawing
Speaker 1: is in my other baby who passed four of his
Speaker 1: magazine sawn this he passed. But whenever I see Brooklyn
Speaker 1: come out and then come over to somebody that I
Speaker 1: know that person has a good spirit because he doesn't
Speaker 1: play around and then try it because probably so anti social.
Speaker 1: If he gets comfortable enough to come out while you're
Speaker 1: here at all, I'm like, okay, I can talk with
Speaker 1: that person because completely off of vibes. And so one
Speaker 1: of the things that that the research actually speaks to
Speaker 1: is that being completely true that in fact, one of
Speaker 1: the reasons that they think that animals are able to
Speaker 1: detect pregnancy is because of shifts in your posture, shifts
Speaker 1: in the way that like you're sort of like energy
Speaker 1: is being carried in your body that like they're so
Speaker 1: in tune with our physical movements and are are sort
Speaker 1: of like even our patterns as like humans that like
Speaker 1: if you start doing ship differently every day then you
Speaker 1: were doing before. They subsequently interpret that as a change
Speaker 1: in your being and then are able to identify pregnancy
Speaker 1: because of it. M I like him. Sorry, leave him,
Speaker 1: don't do that. And I'm just talking nicely about y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all decided to get over here and start fighting. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: if y'all are unclear about what's happening, Yamnique is cussing
Speaker 1: the funk out of some cats. I have a Brooklyn is.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn is a senior and prior is the young whipper snappers,
Speaker 1: So sometimes he'd just be messing with Brooklyn, and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: just be taking it because Brooklyn was a senior citizen
Speaker 1: and he don't want to fight. I have heard that, Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: keep on taking it. Yeah, look at it. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that happened to you, Brooklyn. You seem like a nice guy.
Speaker 1: But he thank you for your service. Brooklyn. You uh,
Speaker 1: you served Yamnika's home excellently. He does. He's a links.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question about your research? Hell? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Is there anywhere where you found out that maybe a
Speaker 1: cat could tell if I had gotten someone? Breg, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I thought there were no. I actually think that
Speaker 1: the research suggests that a cat might be able to
Speaker 1: tell if you got someone pregnant, it would not necessarily
Speaker 1: be reflected in them being like a dog I think
Speaker 1: I got some bad news for you type ship. But
Speaker 1: it said that basically, like, part of the way that
Speaker 1: cats demonstrate when someone is pregnant is by getting closer
Speaker 1: to that person largely like for example, they can detect
Speaker 1: body heat. Apparently, body heat is a big difference between
Speaker 1: us and cats. Cats run hotter than humans do, which
Speaker 1: is why when a a person becomes pregnant, their blood increases,
Speaker 1: The blood flow increases, subsequently making their body hotter, and
Speaker 1: cats are attracted to that body heat. They're like then
Speaker 1: become much more snugly, especially cats that like previously wouldn't
Speaker 1: even funk with you, you get pregnant, and suddenly they're
Speaker 1: like always wanted to be on top of you. That said,
Speaker 1: if you got somebody pregnant, I think you'd be sweating,
Speaker 1: you'd be stressing. Maybe that increases your body heat and
Speaker 1: subsequently makes the cat want to be closer. Okay, so
Speaker 1: if a cat is nice to me, I got somebody
Speaker 1: you guys, right, and if you hear his you know
Speaker 1: these are things. These are good things to know. So
Speaker 1: these small changes sort of being at the core of
Speaker 1: this it. So it got me asking questions because it
Speaker 1: reminded me, I guess or all of this of like
Speaker 1: the cats being able to detect and like the relationship
Speaker 1: with babies. And I'm sure you all remember this. I've
Speaker 1: always associated cats as being like a negative with children,
Speaker 1: like like murderers of kids. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever heard that old wives tail. Oh yeah, they say
Speaker 1: they'll they'll, they'll eat They even say I think I've
Speaker 1: heard that cheeks off cheeks, Yeah, I mean cats. My
Speaker 1: cats actively chew on me in the morning, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like if it gets to a point
Speaker 1: where I'm not waking up fast enough to get them
Speaker 1: some food that I've had my hit, my hair chewed on,
Speaker 1: you know, they they will lay right on the things that,
Speaker 1: you know, cut off your life source. So that's what
Speaker 1: they're talking about with the babies. Though, is that like
Speaker 1: apparently in in history there are there there was a
Speaker 1: theory at least that cats would lay on babies faces
Speaker 1: and suffocate the Yeah. Yeah, and what is what does
Speaker 1: the cat get out of that? Though? Apparently? Yeah, according
Speaker 1: to Yamanika, it's it's cutting off a motherfucker that's gonna
Speaker 1: get on their nerves in the future. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something I've watched. I've watched people think it's cute
Speaker 1: for bait, like um, I've had friends bring their babies
Speaker 1: over to my house and the cats, you know, don't
Speaker 1: want to be bothered. And I tell these I tell
Speaker 1: a little girl said, the little boys that come here,
Speaker 1: I said, listen, if he will out, you understand you?
Speaker 1: Did you know what I'm saying, like, don't bother him.
Speaker 1: He don't want to be bothered by you. Now, sometimes
Speaker 1: they'll come over there, they're treagued by the children. They'll
Speaker 1: put it, but it's always the children that keep to
Speaker 1: themselves then they feel comfortable. But the ones that are
Speaker 1: running around and jumping all over the place in the
Speaker 1: wall of wall, they can't take it. So what ends
Speaker 1: up becoming particularly interesting in relation to these cats murdering?
Speaker 1: And I think it's fair that you would argue, Hey,
Speaker 1: my cat gotta kill this kid that's on them. They're
Speaker 1: apparently this entire sort of like uh, I guess Old
Speaker 1: wives tale came out of a a article from the
Speaker 1: Annual Register in seventeen ninety one January. A child of
Speaker 1: eighteen months was found dead near Plymouth, and it appeared
Speaker 1: on the corner's inquest that the child died in consequent
Speaker 1: of a cat sucking its breath, thereby accazing a strangulation
Speaker 1: is what it says, the cat. Why did they put
Speaker 1: it on the cat? Why did they put it on
Speaker 1: a rock? I mean, who letting babies be born at
Speaker 1: Plymouth where the rock is laying it on them? Come on,
Speaker 1: keep okay, because sometimes they blaming these cats. These cats
Speaker 1: not even involved. You know what I'm saying, The rock,
Speaker 1: the rock did that the The what's interesting about what
Speaker 1: you're saying is that is that actually a lot of
Speaker 1: what people suggest about cats strangular or you know, killing
Speaker 1: fucking kids is completely false, and that this was actually
Speaker 1: all born of the association cats had with witches that
Speaker 1: people believed cats to be associated with, which is so
Speaker 1: any time a baby died via something like SIDS, they
Speaker 1: would presume that the cat being in the room meant
Speaker 1: that the cat had murdered the kid, instead of just
Speaker 1: being honest being like, oh, I don't clear up this
Speaker 1: witch cat fiasco. Okay, I believe in the pipeline. The
Speaker 1: only reason why they associated with cats with witches is
Speaker 1: because witches would be out there where the cats was.
Speaker 1: The cat and the witches went outside to do their ship.
Speaker 1: But they like, we don't even funk with each other
Speaker 1: cats like I don't need no witches and which is
Speaker 1: like you ain't never seen any with no cats. Then
Speaker 1: niggas is just around. It's like it's crips and blood's
Speaker 1: in the same neighborhood. And I want to ask a
Speaker 1: serious question, now, how is the world. Could a cat
Speaker 1: possibly strangle a baby? And these niggas has got these
Speaker 1: little hands like like, okay, I think I got idea.
Speaker 1: I think I got an idea. It's not they're not
Speaker 1: choking a baby, right, It's not like it's not like
Speaker 1: it's like a laying on the body, like it's like
Speaker 1: a sleeper hold on the baby. You ain't not here.
Speaker 1: That's because he knows you're not pregnant. Yeah, oh that's
Speaker 1: am I pregnant baby, Brooklyn say something, man, you gotta
Speaker 1: This is a podcast, it's an audio medium. So so
Speaker 1: with that, it also got me thinking about all the
Speaker 1: other things that we use animals for in regards to detection. Right,
Speaker 1: it seems like scientists have gone beyond using animals for pregnancy,
Speaker 1: even though they do believe they can identify it. But
Speaker 1: like for example, for infectious diseases, cats, dogs, mice, pigeons,
Speaker 1: and even fruit flies have all been used to track
Speaker 1: a growing sickness in a person's body. Oh, everybody knows
Speaker 1: that pigeons can smell the clap, though that's not new.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that serious. To smell the clap. They
Speaker 1: used to call it the flap because the pigeons, you
Speaker 1: put it up against your crotch. You see what you
Speaker 1: see what the pigeon does. Yeah, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: The animals are very intuitive and they do have detective skills.
Speaker 1: That's why you got Scooby Doo. You had Um, you
Speaker 1: had dark one Duck righting his ship. Your had what's
Speaker 1: his name, the hutch Behound whatever his name was, even
Speaker 1: the great Baby. He saves some crimes, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: And what was the one that the German shepherd? That
Speaker 1: was Sherlock Holmes for a while. Oh, detective mcgrauff. Detective
Speaker 1: mcgraff McGrath. I love that you. You promoted him to detective.
Speaker 1: Good for you have a uniform on us. I think
Speaker 1: he was just if I'm not mistaken. Scruff McGruff was
Speaker 1: just a snitch that like promoted himself to like a
Speaker 1: commissioner level snitch, Like, I don't think he actually was
Speaker 1: a police officer. Why don't you he said, he wasn't detected. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the problem is it was one of those things
Speaker 1: where he got real loosey goosey with his title. But
Speaker 1: if you remember correctly, scruff McGruff was asking you to
Speaker 1: mail in a letter if you saw a crime. That's
Speaker 1: not police ship. Do you know what I mean? He
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, that's true. But remember back in
Speaker 1: the day, old school, because we that's how we move.
Speaker 1: Like these kids down they can do something immediately. Back
Speaker 1: in the day, you had to go to the stationary store,
Speaker 1: you had to get a letter, You had to go
Speaker 1: to the post office get a stand, you had to
Speaker 1: go to stables get a pen, and then you had
Speaker 1: to go home. You had to write it. They had
Speaker 1: the phone, and then you had to phone somebody to
Speaker 1: lick the stamp and the letter. Then you had to
Speaker 1: wait to get a ride to go back to the
Speaker 1: post office. Then you had to wait for the post
Speaker 1: office and opened up. Then your head and then when
Speaker 1: you stood in line for about an hour. They said, no,
Speaker 1: you gotta go outside and put it in the post box.
Speaker 1: We don't do that kind of service in line. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it would take a long time to get a message
Speaker 1: out and all of that. To say all that in
Speaker 1: the message just says, Hey, somebody trying to kill me.
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. Listen, I just got the
Speaker 1: invitation to my kindergarten graduation in the mail last week.
Speaker 1: I just kind of graduating from kindergo well, scruff McGruff,
Speaker 1: detective McGruff as you. Also, I don't know, I think
Speaker 1: you you you gotta beef with the way you That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I just don't love the police as
Speaker 1: much as y'all do. Let's just say, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not that big a fan of the police, but
Speaker 1: if apparently y'all are big fans. And I apologize. I
Speaker 1: didn't say I was a fan. I said he's a detective.
Speaker 1: That's just a naming thing. That's I just don't honor
Speaker 1: their titles as deeply as y'all do. Okay, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I still think there's something to be impacted later. But
Speaker 1: this actually, this, this is a good transition into the
Speaker 1: last little thing that it reminded me of is that
Speaker 1: the obviously are the bomb dogs at the airport, which
Speaker 1: on many occasion white people have told me don't worry,
Speaker 1: they're not there to detect any drugs. But I don't
Speaker 1: believe that even for a second. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's true. Oh no, they definitely. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: I feel too. I was just in DC Airport yesterday.
Speaker 1: I flew home yesterday. They had the dog come by
Speaker 1: my row of people four different times in like twenty minutes. White,
Speaker 1: so many dogs, white, so much dog. You was because
Speaker 1: you was there, and they kept saying you sure this
Speaker 1: thing ain't got nothing? Yeah about him? Real quick? Definitely.
Speaker 1: I definitely looked like somebody who left the eighth in
Speaker 1: his bag on accident. The dogs like he got some
Speaker 1: drugs and he got a bitch pregnant. But that's so,
Speaker 1: that's what I know about it. Go through my suitcase
Speaker 1: every time. I got to go through my suitcase and
Speaker 1: make sure my carry on don't have no vibrators and
Speaker 1: drugs in it, because every time I'll be forgetting like ship,
Speaker 1: I got to go back and ship. Will they stop
Speaker 1: you for the vibrator. They don't, but it's embarrassing, you know.
Speaker 1: It's like you know what I mean, Like, so you
Speaker 1: don't want to be bothered with that, but they will
Speaker 1: stop you for the drugs. I you know, listen, sometimes
Speaker 1: you forget. I want about to say, oh, my friend
Speaker 1: was playing a goof and left the ball. I was like,
Speaker 1: because I wear glasses, so I really don't want to smoke.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I said, oh, no, my friend
Speaker 1: left a goof. It was a little teeny roaching there
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, it was a goof, but it
Speaker 1: was I forgot to finish it at the party that
Speaker 1: from the night before, and I put it in my purse.
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta be honest. Between drugs and sex toys,
Speaker 1: I don't know which one I would rather be caught
Speaker 1: with at the airport. Well, as a man, you don't
Speaker 1: want no sex with a woman. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna? I feel like the weed is
Speaker 1: a lot easier to explain away, But I also feel
Speaker 1: like if I put a if I put a dildo
Speaker 1: in my bag, they're not gonna ask me to open
Speaker 1: my bag. They don't want to talk about that either.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. You better hope it
Speaker 1: ain't no black women in because it was black women.
Speaker 1: They're not only going to they want to ask you
Speaker 1: about it while you still haven't even cleared the other side.
Speaker 1: We got to talk to you about Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: is this you okay? When we got to pull into
Speaker 1: the side, Tammy, No, because I don't want he got
Speaker 1: a dildo in his bag like that? Also, why has
Speaker 1: it always got to be a deal though? Why can't
Speaker 1: Linkston could have a pocket pussy? I like that, Thank you, David.
Speaker 1: Why would you travel with a pocket pussy where you
Speaker 1: can go pay some bits and give you some haphazard
Speaker 1: pussy wherever you go? Far more complicated. I'm in town
Speaker 1: on business. Let me out and and get thick because
Speaker 1: we have that. We Also, you don't want to seem
Speaker 1: like you're desperate. You don't want to seem like the
Speaker 1: king get not and you don't want to seem like
Speaker 1: your loose. So women gotta kind of hint around and
Speaker 1: flirt and you know all this stuff. Man, you could
Speaker 1: just go buy some chick on the street and like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you a prostitute? All my dark skinned kings listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast. This is a setup. Do not listen
Speaker 1: to this hecause like the light skinny go and and
Speaker 1: light skinned light skinned lovers, y'all, also don't listen to
Speaker 1: this just to walk up to a woman, walk up
Speaker 1: to a woman a tattoo stuff license, got a trap
Speaker 1: his light eyes. I'm over here and I'm in a car,
Speaker 1: hard hoodie, I'm going if I get you, gotta stop
Speaker 1: you listen. You are a handsome man too, yourself. I
Speaker 1: cannot be asking these ladies on the street if their prostitutes.
Speaker 1: I don't they looks like, don't they I don't know
Speaker 1: how prostitution works. Don't they have where they go? How
Speaker 1: they else they advertised? If they don't tell you that
Speaker 1: they prostituted, they got those spinny sign things, but that
Speaker 1: blows up in the window. Else are you supposed to
Speaker 1: find out a prostitute if you don't ask you? Probably
Speaker 1: because the thirty baby pussy ghost surrounds all right, I
Speaker 1: think we did it. I think that that's gonna do
Speaker 1: what everything we need? Good? They do. This is so
Speaker 1: much fun. Yamanika, could you tell the people where they
Speaker 1: can find you? What cool ship you have going on? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know when this is coming out, but if
Speaker 1: it's coming out before October sixteen, I will be at
Speaker 1: the Detroit House of Comedy from the thirteenth to the sixteenth,
Speaker 1: and then I'll be doing a one nighter at Hilarities
Speaker 1: in Ohio, and right prior to that, on October eleventh,
Speaker 1: I'll be running my hour again um at the Comedy
Speaker 1: Seller at Fat Black, So come out. I would love
Speaker 1: to see you guys there. Hell yeah, go see Y'allmanika
Speaker 1: BORI tell the people if the only day I can
Speaker 1: remember right now, I'm headlining Comedy Works in Denver November.
Speaker 1: Oh come to Faded Comedy Denver October one. It's going
Speaker 1: to be headlining Jordan's Temple Faded Comedy, Denver dot com.
Speaker 1: And the rest of the time of my Instagram I'm
Speaker 1: around fuck yeah and uh, I don't know my dates,
Speaker 1: so you can follow me at length determine UH on
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Speaker 1: you want to complain about all the horrible things we
Speaker 1: said about pussy ghosts, please send those things to my
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